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How's the shoot going?
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I can't tell if I'm brilliant,
or if I'll never work again.
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How have you been, Frank?
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I've missed you terribly...
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Mr. Sinatra, I'm so
sorry to bother you.
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No bother at all.
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Would you mind
signing my napkin?
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Wow. I... I could die happy now.
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Now, don't do that.
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Oh, and my wife loved you in
Peyton Place, Miss Farrow.
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Thank you. That's...
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You remember what I told you?
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I just don't think it's fair.
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Marriage isn't
about what's fair.
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You can't ask me to choose
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between you and
this movie, Frank.
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It's not just the movie, baby.
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It's a lifestyle.
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If we're both always out on the
road... I know, but this is my career.
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Don't... Don't interrupt me.
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I'm getting the check.
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If you go back to
that set today, Mia
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we're through.
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We're a third of the way
through filming, Frank.
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And Bob's sure I'll get
an Oscar nomination.
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How do you expect
to be a good mother
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if this is what you're chasing?
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I'll figure it out.
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Women always do.
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Good luck with that, kid.
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How you doing - in there?
- Fine.
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Thank you.
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- Mia, new idea.
- Mmm.
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So, you walk into the
street, distracted, scared...
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The street... And
there'll be picture cars?
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Picture cars? No.
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You don't mean...
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You want me stepping into
actual traffic, Roman?
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Don't worry, Mia.
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No one's going to
hit a pregnant woman.
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Roman's a pussycat
underneath all the bluster.
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Mmm. Thanks, Sharon.
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The devil is
beautiful, you know?
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And you'd find him in the
people you'd never expect.
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All set, Mia?
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Just right over here.
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Rolling!
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And action!
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Mia?
- I'm coming.
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I can help you if you let me.
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What do you mean?
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Take it off.
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How did you know?
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Women's intuition.
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My mother wasn't
always easy to love,
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and she often wasn't the
mother I thought I needed.
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But in the days since her
passing, I've realized...
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I don't know what I need.
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I don't know if any of us do.
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She was
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the mother I was given.
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And
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she was perfect.
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As many of you know,
in lieu of flowers,
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we've asked loved ones to donate
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to the American Foundation
for Suicide Prevention.
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Your mother did
not kill herself.
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She was killed.
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Respectfully, ma'am, I
have to ask you to leave.
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You! You did not listen to her!
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She tried to warn you
over and over and over!
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Her blood is on your hands!
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Don't fucking touch me!
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Don't... No. Don't
you fucking touch me!
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Do you see?
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This is what happens to
women who tell the truth!
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I beg you, listen to your wife!
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Listen to your wife!
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Please. Please, I beg
you, listen to your wife!
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I'm very sorry about that.
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I don't know who that woman is.
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Um.
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Father Matthews.
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I have to say, I'm not gonna
miss the alimony payments.
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Let us go in peace
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to live out the word of God.
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Thank you for coming.
Have a blessed day.
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Anna, you're as big as a house.
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You sure you don't
have twins in there?
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Excuse me? Can you tell
me where that woman went?
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Crazy one?
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Sent her to the ER.
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Why?
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To be sedated.
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You her daughter?
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No.
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Oh, just assumed.
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She's heavily sedated.
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Won't be herself.
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I'll give you a minute.
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I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
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They will...
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They will take
everything from you.
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All of your dreams will
become a nightmare.
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Please, get out now.
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Look who woke up for her
guest. Ah, poor babe.
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- No.
- Here.
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We just want her
to be comfortable.
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No.
- It's okay. You're okay.
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Where did she go?[nurse 2] Hmm?
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Oh, some friends
came to pick her up.
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What friends?
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Some women. They seemed nice.
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Oh, my God.
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Congratulations!
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This is crazy.
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We got an Oscar nominee in here!
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You're here and you're here.
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Never happened to me before.
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I've never been this close
to somebody who's famous.
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Who are you gonna bring?
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Are you sure you're
up for flying?
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Yes. I'm only seven
months pregnant.
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I mean, even though I'm
practically spherical.
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That's my girl.
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Besides, nothing went wrong
last time I flew to LA.
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Dr. Hill's probably
just covering his ass
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so he doesn't get
sued or something.
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As long as you know
it's your call.
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These would look
amazing with the Gucci,
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but we might want
something simpler.
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Yes, I think I love the Gucci.
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- Is that your phone?
- No. Is it yours?
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Obviously not.
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00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:37,826
Why does Dex have a
fucking flip phone?
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He doesn't.
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Who's calling him?
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It says, "Unknown caller."
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Oh, my God.
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This is where Harvey Weinstein
ejaculated into a plant.
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- Stop.
- Iconic.
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Wait. You're going to
that gifting suite, right?
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I don't... I don't
need any free shit.
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It's not about the free shit.
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It's about being seen.
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You're making an appearance
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and getting your photo taken
with every Keurig maker,
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acid-washed pair of Levi's
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and certificate for a HydraFacial
we can get our hands on.
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- Hmm.
- Okay?
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Hey.
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- Anna, over here.
- Oh.
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- Right this way.
- Congratulations, Ms. Alcott.
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We'd love to offer you
our five-karat gold
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morning glory misting spray.
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Thank you. Oh.
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- How does that feel?
- Anna, over here.
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- Anna, just one over here.
- Right here, please.
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- Anna!
- Beautiful! One more?
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Can I get you this way?
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Okay. Right this
way now, Anna. Oh.
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Don't forget your misting spray.
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Hello, Ms. Alcott.
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May I offer you our
beta wave, cruelty-free,
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silk sleep mask?
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Would you, uh,
like to try it on?
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Here you go.
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It blocks out 99.9% of light,
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so you will get your
smoothest sleep possible
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before the big night.
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Thank you.
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Can you give me a minute?
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Hi, Anna. Congratulations.
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What are you doing here?
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Manning my booth, silly.
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Dr. Hill has a ton of
West Coast clientele,
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and he wants to make
a dent at the Oscars
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to expand our brand.
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I'll be rooting for you Sunday.
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I can explain.
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Make yourselves at home.
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If you change into your gown,
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Dr. Hill will be in shortly.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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It all began in
such a simple way.
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Such a cliché.
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Oh, my God. You're amazing.
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Open.
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What is this?
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It's yours.
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You deserve this.
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And it gets better.
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I've set up cameras
so we can be together
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even when we're not.
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I'll wink at you
to say good night.
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You're the best man
I've ever known.
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I'm a piece of shit.
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So am I.
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We couldn't help ourselves.
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But I became addicted
to watching you.
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Your life just
seemed so perfect.
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And I wanted it for myself.
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I looked for ways
to take it all away.
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You were supposed to be at
the clinic 20 minutes ago.
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The egg retrieval's at 9:00 a.m.
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Dr. Hill says he needs you
here as soon as possible
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or we have to start this
whole cycle over again.
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How fast can you get here?
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Come right with me, Ms. Alcott.
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Then you were there.
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So close.
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I felt our connection.
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And in the end,
it all fell apart.
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We need to talk.
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I couldn't let you be happy.
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Baby.
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You're a fucking psychopath.
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I never wanted you to
know. I really like you.
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I wish I were you.
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Is that what you're
doing here, huh?
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You're stalking me?
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No. I wanted to warn you
before it's too late.
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Before what's too late?
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They're doing
something to your baby.
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Wait. Were you the one
leaving the dolls too?
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What dolls?
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Don't fucking lie to me, Cora.
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It's them, Anna. It's all them.
230
00:20:16,076 --> 00:20:18,838
- Who?
- The women Dr. Hill works with.
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- What, you mean his patients?
- They pretend to be.
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And they help him find new ones,
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and they do terrible
things to them.
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They're doing it
to you right now.
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- Doing what?
- I don't know.
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But I do know Dr. Hill
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became the primary
fertility specialist
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in New York City by
making sacrifices.
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So why do you work for him?
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I have student loans.
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What happens to the babies?
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I never see them delivered.
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I just know Dr. Hill
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administers different
medications to certain mothers.
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He doesn't let them see
any outside specialists,
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and he spends a lot
of time on the phone
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before and after
their appointments
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with the door closed.
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And when he comes out, he's
like a different person.
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Yeah, I know.
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I'm not having this
conversation right now.
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No, it's gonna be okay.
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I know it's not gonna be...
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Hey, babe.
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You're back so early.
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Whoa.
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I'm just talking to Talia.
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Get out.
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Housekeeping.
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No, thank you!
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I said, "no, thank you."
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Don't yell at me.
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It's the big day. Half-caf?
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- Bathroom emergency.
- Sorry.
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Are you okay?
266
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Are you shitting?
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Yes.
268
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Okay. Well, squeeze
that fucker out ASAP.
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It's go time, bitch.
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Plop, plop. Let's go.
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Why are you covered in a sheet?
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Did you sheet
yourself or something?
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I'm sorry, that was a good one.
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- Oh, my God.
- Don't.
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You just cut yourself shaving.
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You had me worried.
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Oh, that's the glam squad.
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I always knew he
was a piece of shit.
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Never trust a man with
blonde highlights.
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- Siobhan.
- What?
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Like we're not gonna talk
about what a giant slimy turd
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your husband is
for cheating on you
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with a literal zygote.
284
00:25:14,996 --> 00:25:16,618
You're seven-and-a-half
months pregnant.
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00:25:16,722 --> 00:25:18,896
Look. I just don't wanna
focus on that right now, okay?
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This is my night.
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00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:24,937
You're right. Fuck yeah, it is.
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And you know what?
You've worked so hard.
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00:25:28,354 --> 00:25:30,321
Not as hard as
I've asked you to,
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but that's okay.
291
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,566
Everyone disappoints me.
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You've worked so hard, and
you followed my direction.
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I know it's gonna be worth it.
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I promise.
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You'd never, like,
lie to me, right?
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About what, babe?
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00:25:54,449 --> 00:25:57,003
I don't know. People talk.
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00:25:57,107 --> 00:25:58,108
Let me guess.
299
00:25:59,005 --> 00:26:00,904
That old bitch, Ms. Preecher?
300
00:26:01,801 --> 00:26:04,942
She's been stalking
my socials lately too.
301
00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:08,290
She's just lonely
and obsessed with us.
302
00:26:09,326 --> 00:26:11,984
I mean, there's
two kinds of women:
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Those who know it's
their responsibility
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to lift others up,
305
00:26:17,127 --> 00:26:19,647
and those who hate the ones
they'll never get to be.
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00:26:22,097 --> 00:26:23,271
What about Babette?
307
00:26:24,790 --> 00:26:25,790
What about her?
308
00:26:27,206 --> 00:26:29,311
I mean, you asked me
if I wanted an Oscar
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00:26:29,415 --> 00:26:31,486
as much as I wanted a baby,
and then the next day...
310
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:32,798
Oh, my God.
311
00:26:32,901 --> 00:26:35,870
You think I, like, killed her?
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00:26:36,491 --> 00:26:37,630
Okay.
313
00:26:38,217 --> 00:26:40,771
Enough feminist psychological
thrillers for you.
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00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:42,601
I mean, from now on,
315
00:26:42,704 --> 00:26:46,363
it's exclusively rom-come
and brand ambassadorships.
316
00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:07,867
Congratulations, Anna.
May the best nominee win.
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00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:16,669
- Anna! Anna! Anna!
- Are you okay?
318
00:27:16,773 --> 00:27:18,395
Should we go to
the hospital? What?
319
00:27:18,498 --> 00:27:19,741
Should we go to the hospital?
320
00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:22,261
No, it's the Oscars.
321
00:27:22,364 --> 00:27:24,366
Okay. Come on.
322
00:27:27,991 --> 00:27:30,372
Okay. Are you sure?
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00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:34,549
My body would tell me
if something was wrong.
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00:27:35,205 --> 00:27:36,206
Okay.
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00:27:51,117 --> 00:27:52,843
Ladies and gentlemen,
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00:27:52,947 --> 00:27:55,777
welcome to the 96th
Annual Academy Awards.
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00:28:02,301 --> 00:28:03,301
What's wrong?
328
00:28:04,855 --> 00:28:06,374
I think I just
had a contraction.
329
00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:09,411
Okay. Just hold
tight. Good evening.
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00:28:10,136 --> 00:28:11,966
I want to take the
time to congratulate
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00:28:12,069 --> 00:28:14,013
all the incredible nominees
that are here tonight.
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00:28:14,037 --> 00:28:15,452
Yes.
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00:28:15,555 --> 00:28:17,937
I can't go into labor.
I'm only 30 weeks.
334
00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:19,294
Some of whom are not even white.
335
00:28:19,318 --> 00:28:20,733
Apparently, you can.
336
00:28:20,837 --> 00:28:22,459
The Oscars have come a long way
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00:28:22,562 --> 00:28:24,116
the last few years.
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00:28:24,219 --> 00:28:26,428
We've let women host.
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00:28:26,532 --> 00:28:30,260
Okay. Just hold on till
we get to your category,
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00:28:30,363 --> 00:28:32,089
and then we'll go
to the hospital.
341
00:28:32,193 --> 00:28:34,298
You are so strong.
342
00:28:34,402 --> 00:28:36,380
Collectively, realized that
alopecia is never funny enough
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00:28:36,404 --> 00:28:37,992
to justify assault.
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00:29:06,261 --> 00:29:07,780
This year's
selection of nominees
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in the Best Actress category
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feature some of the
bravest performances
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I have ever had the
honor to witness
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00:29:15,408 --> 00:29:16,408
in my career.
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00:29:18,101 --> 00:29:19,999
And the nominees are:
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00:29:21,173 --> 00:29:24,279
Anna Victoria
Alcott,
The Auteur.
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00:29:28,214 --> 00:29:31,493
Donna Brooks,
Silent Echo.
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00:29:34,876 --> 00:29:36,050
Do you want this?
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00:29:37,327 --> 00:29:38,984
Say yes.[presenter]
Babette Eno...
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00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:40,571
Yes.
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00:29:42,470 --> 00:29:43,816
What would you give up for it?
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00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,680
Ines Mariano...
357
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:46,784
Anything.
358
00:29:50,685 --> 00:29:51,824
Anything?
359
00:30:17,574 --> 00:30:19,507
And the Oscar goes to...
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00:30:20,059 --> 00:30:21,336
Congratulations.
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00:30:22,061 --> 00:30:24,236
Anna Victoria Alcott,
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00:30:24,339 --> 00:30:25,858
The Auteur.
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00:30:38,698 --> 00:30:40,045
Go get that hardware, baby.
364
00:31:05,587 --> 00:31:06,588
Congratulations.
365
00:31:20,948 --> 00:31:21,949
Thank you.
366
00:31:55,016 --> 00:31:56,190
Mom?
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00:32:22,561 --> 00:32:23,562
I... I...
368
00:32:24,494 --> 00:32:25,944
We have to go, Siobhan.
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