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Jake!

- Hey, Jake! - Φίλε!

- Hey! - Ήρθες, ε;

- How are you? - Το πάω μια χαρά.

She's there. Give it to her.

- Come on. - Ελα!

- There they are! - Κοριτσάκι!

- Where's the birthday girl? - Ο θείος Τζέικ!

Look! He's got a gift.

I have a gift for you.

- Do you want a girl or a boy? - Ελπίζω να είναι κορίτσι.

Hey, you should make one, too.

Yeah, sure!

OK.

You're such a clingy husband.

All right, guys.

Now that Jake's here with us, μπορούμε να σχεδιάσουμε το ελάφι μου πάρτι;

I want it to be the best one ever.

Can you leave me out of it? Ξέρεις ότι συμπεριφέρομαι μόνος μου τώρα.

- Then who'll do it? - Εδώ. Έχεις τον Τζέικ.

- Me again? - Είναι ο τομέας της εξειδίκευσής σας, σωστά;

Right. You're the expert, Jake.

Of all of us, you're the only single one.

But that's the thing.

- Wait. Listen to me. - Σωστά. Είσαι ο μοναδικός.

I have an announcement to make.

What is it?

- Dudes! Later tonight... - Τι?

I will finally propose.

Propose?

- Are you serious? - Φίλε, αν αυτό σημαίνει

I'm really sure of it.

Wait, dude.

I'm just concerned.

What about Nikki?

What about Mitch?

What about Vanessa? What about...

- Lea! - Τίνα!

- Who's Tina? - Είναι πάρα πολλά, σωστά;

- What? - Πάρα πολλά για να θυμάσαι!

Tracy! There's only Tracy! Αγαπώ μόνο την Tracy!

- She's the only one that I want. - Εντάξει, συγχαρητήρια!

- Thank you. - Θα κάνουμε ένα ελάφι πάρτι.

But, dude, seriously?

Can we see it?

- How large is the diamond? - Αργότερα, εντάξει;

You guys are so excited.

Just chill.

Although, it may seem too cute.

Just like Erika! Right, boss?

The one who is petite but sexy?

Or, just like Angelica,

Bianca,

Tifanny, Marie...

Your type.

It's too angular.

It looks hard.

Just like you.

Like when Tracy cries because of you.

What's with you?

You're a blabbermouth.

Can you just cooperate?

So, θέλετε πραγματικά να έχετε πολλές επιλογές.

- Just like... - Ακριβώς όπως η αληθινή αγάπη!

It's too cheesy!

Miss, here's the thing.

She's endured a lot because of me.

But she never gave up on me.

It signifies true love. Pure...

and infinite.

Freshen up, please!

Guys, let's hang out after work.

Where are we going this time?

Oh, I can't tonight. Not tonight.

Something special will happen μεταξύ μας απόψε.

I NEED TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING ΕΠΡΕΠΕ ΝΑ ΣΟΥ ΕΙΧΑ ΔΩΣΩ ΠΡΟ ΠΟΛΥ.

This is it!

He said he's going to give me something έπρεπε να μου το είχε δώσει εδώ και πολύ καιρό.

I'm sure it will be a ring.

Esang, I'm getting a ring.

- He's going to propose tonight. - Ε εσύ.

I should call you cough syrup, because βάζεις το προσδοκώ σε αποχρεμπτικό.

He'll just give you a list of debts που θέλει να πληρώσεις.

No, he's going to propose to me, Esang.

I just know it. Σε παρακαλώ, φτιάξε τα πράγματά μου, Εσάνγκ.

- There. - Εδώ είναι.

What are you saying? Shut up.

Come on, you guys. I have no money.

I'm kidding.

OK, this round is on me.

Go to Aling Itang and ask for two bottles, η λιχουδιά μου.

Only two bottles, OK?

This is the first time you've treated us από τότε που ήμασταν παιδιά.

Are you dying?

I'm getting married.

Hey, let's eat.

Hey! Look out for my mother και το σπίτι μας, εντάξει;

Don't worry about it.

Hey, pretty! You're getting married?

Can I be your flower girl?

What are you talking about?

- You'll be the ring bearer, hello. - Ποιος είσαι εσύ που με λες έτσι;

I'm on my way.

Me too.

But I'm going to be a bit late. Ξέρεις, κίνηση και όλα.

But, no matter what, I'll wait for you.

Take care, babe. I love you.

Babe, can I hear an "I love you, too"?

Look where you're going! What a moron!

Do you have a reservation?

Valdez?

Ma'am, there is no Valdez on the list?

Maybe I got here first. Αλλά, τραπέζι για δύο;

Wait.

Have a seat.

What's the occasion?

Do I need an occasion

So much.

Have a seat first.

What?

What?

Why now?

Because you're finally ready now?

Bong.

Bong.

Where's Jeric?

Tintin, Jeric couldn't come.

He asked me to give this to you.

He says he is thankful for the movies που τον αφήνεις να αντιγράψει.

And he's sorry δεν μπόρεσε να επιστρέψει νωρίτερα.

I'll go now, then.

ESANG: ΔΕΙΤΕ ΤΟ FB του JERIC! ΤΩΡΑ!

Sir, one more shot.

OK.

Hey, it's Tin.

Hey, Tin. Look at him.

- Why is she crying? - Κάτσε κάτω.

What's wrong?

Answer it.

It's me again, Tintin.

- Hey, it's Tintin. - Συγγνώμη, κορίτσι.

- Hey! What took you so long? - Έρχεται!

- You're too early for tomorrow. - Περίμενε ένα λεπτό.

Where have you been? Θα φαινόμαστε άσχημα μπροστά στους πελάτες μας.

Sorry. I'm really sorry.

Just get the makeup ready.

We'll deduct 150 bucks από την αμοιβή ταλέντου σας.

That's too much.

- She won't get paid. - Αυτό είναι παράλογο.

Oh, wow.

So, you're still famous.

Haven't you deleted your videos yet?

I have.

But, of course, a lot of people τα είχε ήδη κατεβάσει.

Well, as they say, είναι πιο δύσκολο να διαγράψεις τα συναισθήματα

- than the viral videos. - Ελα τώρα. Δουλειά.

- Hey! - Τι?

- There. - Κοίτα το κορίτσι.

- Jake? - Ποια είναι η εκδήλωση;

A campaign photo shoot.

By the way, Carlo is here.

How are you, bro?

I'm good.

It's nice here.

What are you two doing here?

Why? Can't I check on my baby brother?

Come on. I'm just a text away.

Jake, it's been six months.

You're not doing anything.

Your staff need you. Right, Telay?

Right.

Yes, sir. I'm already having a hard time.

Please come back.

Telay, you guys can handle it.

I don't get it.

You're locking yourself in this resort μόνο και μόνο επειδή πληγώθηκες;

We, the del Mundos, make girls cry.

Isn't that what Dad taught us?

It's not our fault we're so good-looking.

Tracy got so hurt... δεν θέλει να ξαναβρεθεί μαζί.

Then forget about Tracy.

C'mon!

Telay, just a minute.

Bro, I'm serious? OK?

I'm not kidding.

I'm worried about you.

Don't do this to yourself.

I'll think about it.

But wait.

Are you really over him?

I am.

You swear?

I'm over him.

Really?

Wow.

No reaction. Good job.

OK. If you've already moved on...

Prove it. Can you hit on somebody here?

Anybody here, OK?

Yes. Can you do it?

Sure. I'm game.

Too easy.

Over there.

That cutie-pie looks hot in his tank top, και έχει πολλά τατουάζ.

Waiter!

Can I order a big platter of rice να πάω με αυτό το καυτό σώμα;

Oh, gosh.

That's too much.

So, what now?

What?

Too easy.

Oh, me neither. Δεν καπνίζω. Είναι κακό για σένα.

Waiter?

Allow me.

- Jun. - Κύριε;

- Bring the entire bottle here. - Εντάξει κύριε.

Wow. You must be a regular.

Actually, I own this resort.

OK.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Wow. You're fast.

No beating around the bush.

Why do that?

I used to have one.

Ex-girlfriend, now.

Aren't you going to ask me that too?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Of course I don't have a girlfriend.

I also don't have a boyfriend.

Why? What happened?

- Do you really want to know? - Σίγουρος.

Watch this.

Because it makes our makeup last longer.

Because you know, nothing lasts forever.

Don't let your face dry up όπως η ερωτική ζωή των περισσότερων από εμάς.

In drought.

Ouch. It hurts.

Don't fall for their tricks.

Don't let yourselves become victims.

You made me fall for you, you flirt.

Am I not pretty?

You think you're really handsome?

Oh, shit. He really is handsome...

Right. That's why you look so familiar.

What happened to you here?

Let's not talk about it.

You showed it to me.

Sis, we're going back to our room.

We seem so out of place here. Είσαι ο μόνος που διασκεδάζει.

So, you're doing OK now?

Oh wait! Ms. Andre, Esang...

What's your name again?

There. He's Jake. He owns the resort.

Oh, him?

- You're joining them? - Τι γίνεται με αυτό?

- You can't join them. - Γιατί?

- You don't belong here. We're leaving. - Αλήθεια δεν μπορώ;

Don't come home late, OK?

You have to cook breakfast.

Your friends are funny.

Really funny.

OK.

I became an English-speaking try-hard.

I even prepared pick-up lines for you.

My friends told me to hit on you.

If only I'd known ήμασταν στο ίδιο μήκος κύματος.

So, what now? Come on.

Let's just play a game.

Do you know the game...

- How do you play? - Θα κάνουμε ερωτήσεις ο ένας στον άλλον.

And if you've ever done it, πίνεις ένα σφηνάκι.

Make sense?

- All right. - Να το πάρεις;

OK, OK. I'm game. Let's do it.

No. How about you?

I really thought you would drink it.

There it is.

You're too much, mister. Είσαι μοναδικός στο είδος.

- Really. That's too much. - Αυτή είναι μια καλή ερώτηση, σωστά;

Really.

You're so judgmental.

Really.

You're so bad.

What?

Having sex is different from making love.

Those are two different things.

Because here,

here,

the heart knows who's inside.

I know who is in here.

Asshole.

That's really how guys think.

Hey, mister. It's not like that. Είναι σαν αυτό:

If you're going to commit σε μια σχέση,

you need to give everything,

your whole self.

It includes your body, your heart, το μυαλό σου και την ψυχή σου.

Even that dead toenail of yours περιλαμβάνεται.

Commitment is not an installment plan.

Again, I repeat:

Sex is different from making love.

You guys are ridiculous.

You're already drunk.

I am not drunk.

Really?

Is that a trick question?

It's not.

No.

You're not my type.

I don't like scruffy-looking men.

With stubble.

You're not my type either.

I don't like...

Just, you're not my type.

It's OK.

You'll see.

Oh, gosh. The sun's up.

Hold on.

Give me your number.

Let's see each other in Manila.

OK.

If I go back.

C'mon.

Too much drama.

Well, then, I'm leaving.

Now, what I have here είναι μια παλέτα που διορθώνει τα χρώματα.

This, of course, is used to conceal scars.

The scars of the past.

We don't need those.

We women should stand together.

Let's keep on hoping!

Get back up! Fight on!

Sir, welcome back.

Jake.

How was your trip?

It was OK. I'm tired.

We really missed you. Τα παράσιτα πρέπει να σας έλειψαν επίσης.

There.

And here, I drew up on the chart...

- Bro. We weren't expecting you today. - Αδερφέ!

How are you?

I just decided to come. Τηλεφώνησα μόνο στην Telay.

How are you?

Are you OK?

Jake? Of course he's OK now.

So, what now?

Gosh, Enrique Gil is so handsome.

Look at Liza. What a beautiful girl.

It's good she didn't get your genes.

You know, Mom, Νιώθω σαν να είναι ζευγάρι στην πραγματική ζωή.

Look at them, they look so good together. Κοίτα τους.

That's not true!

Love? Already?

You guys are so corny.

You're corny.

- Shoot it, bro! - Ορίστε!

There goes Jake!

Who are you courting?

I LOVE YOU BABY!!

- Hey. - Ωχ! Τι?

Even you're doing it? Σταμάτα να στέλνεις μηνύματα στη Σελίν έτσι.

- Why? - Δεν θα πάει πουθενά.

Don't compare me to you. This is real.

It's not true. True love isn't real.

There is no such thing as forever.

Mom, you didn't tell me that είχαμε πικρό πεπόνι για δείπνο.

Or that, for drinks, ήμασταν μαύρο καφέ.

So bitter.

Whatever.

So corny.

Thank you.

Take care, dude!

Let's drink. Beer.

I just sneaked out behind my wife's back.

Me, I'm in charge of watching the baby.

I can't really go. Έχω ένα δείπνο να πάω με τη Σίνα.

- How about you? - Έχω ακόμα δουλειά να κάνω στο σπίτι.

It's important.

- How about tomorrow? - Ακόμα δεν μπορώ.

- It's Family Day at Bea's school. - ΕΝΤΑΞΕΙ.

- So, are you coming with me? - Φυσικά και θα πάω μαζί σου.

Hey, let me come, too.

I'll take a bath.

- All right. Take care. - Να προσέχεις.

Take care, bro.

Take care.

You slut!

WANT TO HAVE COFFEE TOMORROW?

OK

Hey.

You're wearing so much makeup.

Really?

It's because the models took their time ρετουσάροντας το μακιγιάζ τους.

I played with my own face.

- Am I pretty? - Είναι ωραία.

- So, do you want something? - Το κέρασμα σας;

Of course. C'mon.

Really? It's a treat then.

- What do you want? - Είναι η απόλαυση σου, σωστά;

This looks good.

Delicious.

It's really delicious.

- Do you want one? - Σας αρέσει η θέα;

Good. One chocolate cake.

This, too.

Oh. You took all of these?

I'm not joking, you're good.

Why didn't you consider κάνει καριέρα από αυτό;

If I had a choice,

I would love to be a photographer.

That's nice.

Why don't you do it, then?

Our family business needs me.

So, I can only post them on Instagram.

Too bad. The pictures are so good.

Is this her?

Yeah.

You're still keeping your ex's picture?

Of course.

Those are memories.

You know, you girls really like to block,

and all the rest.

- Isn't that so? - Δεν είναι αλήθεια.

- It's not true? - Δεν είναι.

The memories are already engraved in us.

Right? We don't have a choice.

Even if we don't like it, είναι ήδη εκεί.

But your ex is pretty.

- No. - Όμορφο.

Is this your ex?

Well, technically, Jeric is not my ex.

I feel so stupid κάθε φορά που θυμάμαι τι έκανα.

I'd really hoped that dufus would change.

I'll just delete these.

Why did I even leave any pictures there?

Just relax.

- Chill. - Περίμενε.

You know what? I have a plan.

Come on.

Let's replace that Jeric.

- Where are we going? - Αφήστε το σε μένα. Ελα.

- Huh? - Πάμε.

I feel so old.

- Why? - Δεν έχω συνηθίσει σε τέτοιου είδους μέρη.

- I don't like it here. - Γιατί? Θα το απολαύσετε.

Especially if I find a guy for you.

You're going to find a guy for me?

Of course.

Members of the opposite sex κάνουν τους καλύτερους wingmen.

- What? - Ας πούμε, εσύ...

You're going to introduce me στα κορίτσια εδώ.

- OK... - Θα νιώθουν πιο άνετα γιατί...

I have a friend who's also a girl.

In my case, αν σας συστήσω τα παιδιά εδώ μέσα,

they will think είναι εύκολο να τα βγάλεις πέρα

because you have a guy as your friend. Αυτός είμαι εγώ.

- Do you get it? - Σοβαρολογείς?

Charm Check!

How about that... that guy.

- That one? - Είναι εθισμένος.

The one with the hat, you might like him.

So unsophisticated. What is that even?

- He's a bum. I don't like him. - Μη επιτηδευμένο;

He's OK.

I don't like him.

- Why? - Δεν μου αρέσει. Οι μασχάλες του είναι υγρές.

He might stink.

- Wow, really? You're so picky. - Θα μυρίσει!

Yes?

This is Angel, I met her in the bathroom.

Angel, this is Jake.

- Angel, I'm Jake. - Γειά σου.

Hi, are you here often?

Not really, Mister.

Mister?

Don't call me mister. We're the same age.

Really? Are you also 18?

- I just need to go to the men's room. - ΕΝΤΑΞΕΙ.

- You're just 18? - Ναί.

Where are your parents?

They're at home.

- They let you come here? - Ναί.

My parents still won't let me.

Look at him. The one at the bar.

There. He looks OK.

No, we won't get along. Μπορεί να μην του αρέσουν καν τα κορίτσια.

He's fine. It's fine.

No. My gaydar hasn't failed yet. Μπορώ να το νιώσω.

- Do you want to make a bet? - Εντάξει, είμαι παιχνίδι.

- The guy at the bar, OK? - Πραγματικά? ΕΝΤΑΞΕΙ.

Fine.

Me?

- I'm Jake. This is Tintin. - Τεντέν.

- Hi, I'm Mark. - Πώς είσαι?

This is Tintin. Yeah.

Be back soon, just going to the bathroom.

- Where are you going? - Γιατί?

- Stay here. - Ναι.

Huh? I need to go.

- You just came from the bathroom. - Με συγχωρείς. Πρέπει πραγματικά να πάω.

Hey, I didn't notice. Δεν έμοιαζε με τον τύπο.

Your bathroom excuse was so funny.

Of course. I needed an excuse to leave.

- I don't know what to say. - Το βλέμμα του ήταν τρομακτικό.

- You're his type. I'm sure of that. - Είναι κρίμα. Εκανα λάθος.

You didn't believe me, αλλά ο γκέινταρ μου δεν με απογοητεύει ποτέ.

Too bad.

You were the prettiest person in there.

Look.

Pretty eyes.

Great smile.

And then...

You're such a pervert.

You know what? Αυτό το κυνήγι ανθρώπων είναι τόσο κακή ιδέα.

You know, Tintin, when dating,

you just need to relax.

You don't have to reveal everything. Μόνο η επιφάνεια.

- The surface? - Ναι, η επιφάνεια.

The first time you meet, πρέπει να είναι ομαλή.

You have to be charismatic,

but you don't need to reveal everything για τον εαυτό σας.

You don't have to tell them everything σαν να είσαι σε τηλεοπτικό δράμα.

You have to be cool about it.

- Look like you're having fun. Just relax. - Πραγματικά?

You look handsome there.

You're too much. You know what? Είναι σαν να σπουδάζω ξανά στο κολέγιο.

You're an expert. You're good.

- What are you talking about? - Όχι. Μπορώ πραγματικά να σχετιστώ.

You know, that's how Jeric and I started.

Through texting.

Pretending to be cool. Κάπως έτσι, λίγο μυστήριο.

It made my heart flutter.

It was convenient for me, it was OK, γιατί δεν είχα αγόρι.

Sometimes he even asked me out τις πρώτες νυχτερινές ώρες,

but it was OK with me.

I'd go.

Then what happened?

I was happy.

We laughed a lot together.

We talked a lot.

Then, one time, he asked me to go with him σε ένα αυθόρμητο οδικό ταξίδι.

He asked me to go with him to Tagaytay.

We drank until dawn.

Then I realized I had work νωρίς το πρωί.

So, I went to work drunk.

But it was OK because I was happy.

And then?

There.

You don't realize έχεις ήδη δώσει πολλά από τον εαυτό σου.

Of course, η σχέση μας δεν είχε ταμπέλα

because that's the trend, isn't it?

I'd always say to myself,

"He loves me, too."

But then...

that was my mistake.

I was the only one in the relationship.

I'm really stupid, right?

Don't think that. Stop it.

That's right.

We need to drink.

- Waiter! - Γεια σου. Ας σταματήσουμε. Τεντέν.

It's already morning.

- Damn. - Τι τρέχει?

I have a morning job.

What am I going to do?

I can't drive. Do you have any plans?

- Nothing much. Why? - Ελα μαζί μου?

Come. Hurry.

Just pretend you're my assistant ώστε να μπορείς να μείνεις.

OK.

Esang!

Right. You know, for some reason, Μου έλειψες.

- I really missed you. - Τι?

- I really missed him. - Γιατί?

What's wrong with missing him?

Can you set my things up?

So bossy. Are you the one paying me?

I'm doing it already.

Come closer, please.

OK, get the next one ready.

Come with me.

- Shai, how are you? - Τεν, το μακιγιάζ σου φαίνεται υπέροχο.

- I'd like to introduce Jake. - Γεια.

- Nice to meet you. - Δουλεύεις γρήγορα.

Anyway, Shai, δεν χρειάζεσαι μαθητευόμενο;

There you are. Here's my assistant.

He can do makeup, αλλά είναι καλός και στο να βγάζει φωτογραφίες.

Taking pictures?

Submit your portfolio ώστε να το ελέγξουμε.

OK. I'll do it.

Are you sure he's good?

Of course. I only recommend the best.

OK. Let's see. I'll take your word for it.

- OK. I'll just fix the models' makeup. - ΕΝΤΑΞΕΙ.

You talk to each other.

Leave him to me.

Thank you so much.

To quote Darna: "What's this all about?"

- Please explain. - Τι είναι αυτό?

- You even brought him here? - Μόνο τον βοηθάω.

He needs a job.

Are you a social worker?

Are you really sure απλά τον βοηθάς;

You guys are too much. Can we just work?

Go back there.

- Let's just work. - Δουλειά.

My office.

I'm here every day.

- Do you get bored? - Ωρες ωρες.

- It shoots! - Είσαι καλός.

- You didn't see it. - Το είδα.

So, you don't have time for your passion?

What do you mean by "my passion"?

The thing that completes you.

It should give your life purpose.

And the most important thing is...

it should make you happy.

I'm happy when I can make other people αισθανθείτε μεγαλύτερη αυτοπεποίθηση και κάντε καλύτερα.

That's just something else.

You know what they say.

What's that?

That's wood that you rescued από τερμίτες, σωστά;

You restored it?

It looks good.

- Please sign them. - ΕΝΤΑΞΕΙ.

You know, you're pretty.

- We should fix your eyebrows. - Πραγματικά?

- Let's fix them. - Σίγουρος!

- Sure. - Τι?

- Let's fix your eyebrows. -Ομορφες οι δικές σου!

- Did you do that by yourself? -Τα ζωγράφισα.

Wait.

Do her eyebrows later, OK?

You're coming with me. Let's go.

This is it.

That's fine.

We also have termites at our house, ξέρεις.

This is easy.

OK, you'll start from here. Αυτό είναι το μέρος σας.

Here?

- Are you ready? - Ναι. Μπορείς να το κάνεις.

What the hell? My armpit's wet now.

It's really wet.

It's because I'm scared.

See, my armpit's wet now. You're gross!

You're so gross!

Oh, you!

Smell it. I know you think it's smelly.

Thought so.

Did you have fun?

I told you your office was too boring.

I had fun here.

- Really? Did you really have fun? - Ναί.

I did.

Tin, thanks for letting me come στη φωτογράφιση.

And for introducing me στον φωτογράφο.

It's a big thing you did, και είμαι πραγματικά ευγνώμων.

It was nothing.

It's fine.

Hey, it's still early.

Let's drink. C'mon.

We failed our first attempt.

So, we have to have a part two.

Now we really need to pick someone up.

What?

Picture it.

The places that we'll go to...

will have many women.

Game. Let's go.

No, it's OK.

- Really? - Ναι.

- OK. - Πάμε.

Sorry. I'm just a little tired.

Good thing I met you.

You take away my stress.

I think you're just exhausted.

You could use some sleep.

YOU TAKE AWAY MY STRESS... WHATEVER!!!

WHAT??

You know what? I'm hungry.

Really? Let's order.

No need for that.

Let's eat somewhere else.

I'm in the mood for some crispy pork.

- Want some? - Σίγουρος.

Do you know the best place to go για τραγανό χοιρινό;

- Where? - Στο «motmot».

Motmot?

Crispy pork?

Oh, I almost forgot. Στην πραγματικότητα δεν τρώω χοιρινό.

I'm a vegan.

And crispy pork goes so well with rice. Κρίμα που κάνω δίαιτα.

I want to be beach-body ready.

WHAT HAPPENED?

Want a massage?

They say that...

But, you know, I'm serious.

THIS GUY IS SO IRRITATING.

WHAT A PERVERT! I'LL CALL YOU.

Like, oh my God, girl! At least be...

- Uh, just a second. My brother's calling. - ΕΝΤΑΞΕΙ.

Wait a second.

What?

What?

You had an accident?

Where?

What?

Seriously?

Sang, where are you? Θα είμαι εκεί σε ένα λεπτό.

I'll be there. I'm on my way.

My brother's girlfriend has given birth.

It's my friend!

She had an accident.

What happened?

A cat suddenly crossed the street. Προσπάθησε να το αποφύγει.

So... she hit a tree.

It's a secret.

Want a ride?

No need.

No need. It's OK.

Just stay there.

Enjoy your crispy pork, OK?

Oh, gosh! He was a pervert!

He even used a crispy pork line

just to get me to a motel.

Nice pick-up line. I like it.

What about you?

What kind of pick-up lines do you use όταν θέλεις να φέρεις ένα κορίτσι σε ένα μοτέλ;

But, to be honest,

I have also used αυτή η τραγανή σειρά παραλαβής χοιρινού κρέατος.

Also, fried beef.

Massage.

And even this:

"Do you want to have dessert?"

- Gross. - Σοβαρολογώ.

Girls like that pick-up line.

Well, then. What do you do after that?

- What? - Μετά το σεξ.

I detach myself right away.

You need to, γιατί είναι μόνο one night stand.

You don't even chat? Not even a handshake?

No way.

Because if you do that after sex, μπορεί να στείλετε λάθος σήμα.

For example, if you start to cuddle,

she might think that what happened ήταν κάτι περισσότερο από ένα one night stand.

Or, if she's the one who cuddles you,

she may already have feelings for you.

That's how men think.

Hey!

Who the hell invented Valentine's Day?

I'll have them killed.

Anyway, I just realized,

Jeric and I ποτέ δεν είχε ένα σωστό ραντεβού.

Everything was just done on a whim.

It's a sign, right?

Of?

It was a sign.

I'm really stupid.

What's a perfect date for you?

- This may sound a little old-fashioned. - Δεν πειράζει.

We girls want something that is...

well thought out.

Something that's planned in advance.

A restaurant reservation.

He'll wait outside my house

with a flower in his hand.

When you arrive at the restaurant,

he'll be well-dressed, δείχνει τόσο όμορφος.

It's that simple.

That's the perfect date for us girls.

- How about you? - Είναι και απλό.

The place doesn't really matter.

Anywhere. Inside the car, on the streets.

What matters is that...

So, you're romantic after all.

- I said, you're a romantic! - Τι?

You are a romantic!

Of course.

So, what now?

Do you want to grab some dessert?

Oh, shit!

I have a phobia of that way of talking. Σταμάτα το.

I JUST ARRIVED HOME.

Thank you, Mom.

Sis?

I'm going to miss you.

Oh, stop that.

Go.

Tin, I'm really sorry.

I just can't contain myself.

Just the thought of getting married με κάνει να τρελαίνομαι.

What are you talking about?

It's all right.

I came prepared. Έφερα αδιάβροχη μάσκαρα.

Who wouldn't cry, right?

Hey! I'm really sorry, Tin.

I know that it's Valentine's Day today.

Do you have a date?

Oh, no.

I don't have a date. Ίσως του χρόνου, σωστά;

It's OK. After this, go.

Who knows? You might find him today.

OK.

But, I'll probably just stay. I'm OK.

You need a waterproof, μάσκαρα που ανοίγει τα μάτια.

Valentine's Day is coming.

A lot of single people will cry.

I'm sure of it.

Don't you ever cry.

You got this.

You got this!

It's just Valentine's Day.

It won't kill you.

There!

- Congrats, dude. - Ευχαριστώ.

Bro, thank you so much. Thank you.

Hey, enjoy the food. OK?

Tin! It's OK! Go!

It's all good. Go!

Go!

- Thank you so much for coming. - Γεια.

Nice. You're next.

Do you already have a date?

Why?

Can you take me out on a date?

I just want to know what it feels like...

to have a date on Valentine's.

Even just a fake one.

Cancel everything in my schedule today.

How about the department meeting στις 17:00;

- It'll be in Ortigas... - Απλά ακυρώστε τα πάντα. ΕΝΤΑΞΕΙ?

And it's Valentine's Day today.

Find yourself a date.

Welcome.

Wait a second, ma'am.

Miss, it's OK if there's no reservation.

I'm just going to wait here.

Please help her.

Amazing.

For you.

It's you. You're Love-Love.

Have a seat.

Gosh! It seems almost real.

You might be leading me on.

This is just pretend, OK?

It's just pretend.

Good.

I thought you might be hungry οπότε παρήγγειλα ήδη.

Was I right?

Food.

Would you like to ask για ένα κουτάλι και ένα πιρούνι;

- No need. I'm fine. - Είναι εντάξει.

I'll just go to the restroom.

The fish is still alive.

- Don't worry about it. - Είναι κατάδυση.

- Go ahead. - ΕΝΤΑΞΕΙ.

That's the way it is.

I called Esang earlier αλλά δεν μπορούσα να την προσεγγίσω.

Maybe she found a last-minute date.

But that won't last.

I bet they'll break up really soon.

You know...

there are some that last.

- Grandma. - Ευχαριστώ!

How about us?

If we were a real couple,

what do you think?

Would we last?

I don't think so.

Maybe just for a little while, then...

we'd split.

But, I don't think so.

I think if we were a real couple,

we'd last.

Because if this was for real,

I wouldn't let you leave me.

Because if this was for real,

I'd let you feel, και θα σου έλεγα κάθε μέρα,

the most adorable eating machine Έχω συναντήσει ποτέ στη ζωή μου.

Is me, because you chose me.

Kidding!

No, I mean, it's just pretend.

It's just pretend.

That would be my reply to what you said, αν ήμασταν αληθινό ζευγάρι.

If.

Well, the night is young,

I still have a surprise.

Your house is big.

It's my father's.

We live here, together with my brother.

Come inside.

What is this? Μπορεί να υπάρχουν και τερμίτες εδώ.

No.

- What do you think? - Είναι ωραία!

You're finally being serious about this.

You told me Πρέπει να κυνηγήσω το πάθος μου, οπότε...

- here it is. - Καλή δουλειά.

OK, I'll get it ready.

Hold that.

- Why? - Απλά μείνε εκεί.

- What? - Μην κουνηθείς.

- Just stay there. - Γιατί?

- You're going to take a picture, eh? - Πάω να σε πυροβολήσω.

Go ahead.

- How about these poses? I got this. - Προχώρα.

Like a true supermodel.

The Stomachache Pose.

This?

How about this one.

The Headache Pose.

The Backache Pose.

The Neckache Pose.

Now, let's be serious this time.

How?

Simple. I just want to see... honesty.

The truth. I want to see it in your eyes.

So many requests.

OK, fine.

Let me see. How was it?

Pretty, right?

You're pretty here.

I told you. Let's take more.

- Are you ready? - Ναί.

There.

Can you turn?

- To show my back? - Ναι, γύρνα τώρα.

- Like this? - Έχεις ωραίο τατουάζ.

- Would you like to take a picture? - Ναί. Ειναι ΕΝΤΑΞΕΙ αυτο?

What do you want me to do?

Stay there.

Take a seat. Then...

Like this?

What do you want me to do?

Give me your sexiest pose.

What I'll be teaching you today είναι το ASG,

The morning after, μην τον αφήσεις να ξυπνήσει πριν από εσένα.

Get up first, girl.

It's as simple as this.

Oh, no. This is how I look every morning.

Sorry. I'm running late.

Are you ready?

Do you want me to take you home?

Sometimes, you really need this.

You need...

to open your eyes.

Because sometimes you think όλα είναι ξεκάθαρα μεταξύ σας.

But, it's not.

It's not!

No, I'm OK.

I'll just take a cab.

Did you enjoy it?

I'll just change.

I'm so stupid.

Ooh! There she is!

A. You and Jake did it.

B. You and Jake did it.

C. You and Jake did it.

Amazing! It shows in your face.

ASG! "The After Sex Glow."

How did you know?

Are you a psychic?

There!

It's written all over your face. Πώς να μην ξέρω;

You're together almost every day.

Of course it would lead to that, right?

It was unintentional.

Since when did sex become unintentional? Τα εσώρουχά σας κατέβηκαν μόνα τους;

Shut up.

"Did you enjoy it?"

What was that?

Stupid.

I'm so stupid.

So what did you really want to say?

I don't know that either.

Suddenly... I didn't know what to say.

You already know this, right?

Girls are waiting for you να πω κάτι.

But Telay, I cuddled her!

I cuddled her!

Isn't that clear enough?

But you know what?

He cuddled me afterward. Τι σημαίνει αυτό?

- He cuddled you? - Ναί.

So what's your plan now?

No plan.

- Nothing? - Τίποτα.

He has no plans either.

We'll stay as is. Normal. Nothing. Θα συνεχίσουμε τη φιλία μας.

Christina.

You've been caught by μια από αυτές τις ασαφείς σχέσεις πριν.

If you're serious about him, καλύτερα DTR.

DTR already?

So why did you have sex already?

You love him?

Love? So soon? What's with you?

Can't I just...

like her for now?

You can.

As long as it's clear.

And again, your expectations are rising.

Stop it.

So, make things clear between you.

I'm not the old Tintin anymore.

LET'S HANG OUT?

There she goes again.

She is Tintin.

Tintin said she wouldn't be led on.

But every time λαμβάνει ένα μήνυμα από τον Τζέικ

her eyes sparkle,

and her hormones go wild.

Tintin's such a liar. Μην ακολουθήσετε το παράδειγμά της.

- Just don't do anything foolish! -Εγώ; Πες το στον εαυτό σου!

- Dios Mamajes. - Μας βρίζεις;

You came from a shoot?

- What? - Ένα γύρισμα;

Yes.

How about you? You came from work?

Are you OK with just popcorn?

Do you want anything else?

We can have food delivered here.

Anything.

Are you hungry?

You must be hungry.

No. You can order if you're hungry. Είμαι καλά. Πεινάς?

Are you serious? I'm not used to it.

- I said I'm not hungry. - ΕΝΤΑΞΕΙ.

Just tell me if you want anything.

I'm OK with this.

Are we good?

Is this OK?

How about this?

Is this OK?

This?

Is this OK?

I thought I wasn't your type.

You said exactly the same thing.

No, I didn't.

You did.

I don't remember.

No.

It's nothing important.

Have a seat.

See? It's good I turned down το πέρασμα από την πόλη.

At least we got to meet.

So how are you? What's new?

Nothing much.

Same old, same old.

So.

Let's order.

Hey. Are you OK?

What?

- Are you OK? - Και βέβαια είμαι.

Do you want anything?

Come on, let's order.

What is it?

- What? - Πραγματικά?

- It's nothing. - Τι συμβαίνει? Πες μου.

- What is it? - Πραγματικά δεν είναι τίποτα.

Fine, whatever.

Well, Tracy texted me.

She wanted us to meet.

Your ex.

Are you ready to order?

Let's order.

What did she want from you?

We just talked.

So you've already met.

So, you really went to meet with her.

I missed you so much.

And I bet you really liked it.

Can I take your order now?

Give me a glass of gin tonic, and also...

Bistek Tagalog, bagoong rice, και ζυμαρικά τρούφας.

When did you meet?

Last night.

How is she doing?

She's engaged.

In six months, she'll be getting married.

Amazing, right?

It's too fast.

And me, Έχω τρελές σκέψεις αυτή τη στιγμή!

How about you?

What did you feel?

Nothing much.

Of course, I feel sorry for her.

I can see that she's having a hard time.

I walked her to her car.

And then...

she kissed me.

What?

But I didn't kiss her back.

What do you want me to think? Ότι εσείς οι δύο μόλις παίξατε tag;

- Jake! - Θεέ μου, μου έλειψες.

So, you didn't kiss her back.

Yes, that's right, I didn't.

Jerk!

Liar.

You're cute when you're jealous.

I'm not jealous!

Why would I be? Are we in a relationship?

If you were really my boyfriend, Θα ζήλευα σίγουρα.

I'd hit your face with a plate, hard.

I'd get really violent.

I'd destroy my boyfriend's cell phone.

But we're not really in a relationship.

So why would I be jealous?

What are you talking about?

We're cool, right?

We're friends. We're not a couple.

We're not a couple.

I'm not jealous.

We're cool.

Is my fierce look.

Don't be a victim.

God is my witness.

You don't rule every day.

I will repay...

all of the hardship...

and the pain.

You will have a taste of vengeance...

from the woman...

who has been given false hope!

So, he met with his ex-girlfriend.

Are you jealous?

Did you get hurt?

Sis, why are you so affected όταν δεν είσαι επίσημος;

You're really stupid.

What did I tell you? Τι είπα ότι θα γίνει;

"You'll fall for him. Θα έχετε προσδοκίες.

You'll get hurt."

The trash has a better place than you. Τι γίνεται με την καρδιά σου;

Stop it. At least the guy told the truth.

You actually believe that?

All men are the same.

Once they get what they want, εξαφανίζονται.

And I know Jake's kind.

- Men like Jake... - Σταμάτα έτσι;

He was honest that he met the girl και δεν έγινε τίποτα πέρα ​​από το φιλί.

You're giving her false hope. Look at her.

- Don't plant ideas in her head. - Είναι τόσο σπασμένη.

This can be seen in a positive light.

She got her heart broken. Το μόνο που μπορεί να κάνει είναι να το αποδεχτεί.

Even if he tells me the truth...

I can't do anything about it.

Isn't that true?

I'm nothing compared to his ex.

They share a history.

He gave five years of his life to her.

I am the loser here, from the very start.

Mark my words.

This is the last time ότι θα κλάψω εξαιτίας του.

This is the last time ότι θα κλάψω ποτέ για έναν άντρα.

I can't take this anymore.

Dad.

What's this?

Dad, I'm resigning.

I respect what you and my brother do, αλλά...

that makes me happy.

Isn't that just a hobby?

It might not be practical. I mean,

Exactly, Dad.

That's exactly the reason. γερνάω.

And I don't want to regret that I never είχα την ευκαιρία να ακολουθήσω το πάθος μου.

Are you sure about this?

Very sure.

FRED, YOUR CAR LOOKS GREAT. ΠΟΣΟ ΚΟΣΤΙΖΕΙ?

We're going to go.

I'll go with you.

Dude, next time, introduce Tintin to us.

- I agree. - Σωστά.

Let's go. Η γυναίκα μου με ψάχνει ήδη.

- Let's play again next week, OK? - Σίγουρα!

Jake! What now?

Freshen up, please!

Sis?

Can you give me some extra allowance? Έχω ραντεβού με τη Σελίν.

What?

I have a date with Celine. Μπορώ να έχω κάποια επιπλέον χρήματα, παρακαλώ;

- Is that OK? - Εντάξει. Αργότερα, εντάξει;

Oh, Tin. Have you eaten?

I'm OK, Mom. Go ahead.

What's the matter with her?

Telay. I don't get it.

Did I do something wrong?

What? Is that even a question?

But I didn't kiss Tracy back.

The point is, you still kissed her.

She's your ex.

You shouldn't be meeting with exes καταρχήν.

They're your exes.

Tintin's having crazy thoughts right now.

What should I do?

Prove it.

Show it.

Show your sincerity.

How?

Boss, you already know these things. Ξέρετε τι πρέπει να κάνετε.

I haven't heard from you για αρκετό καιρό.

I'm glad that you've finally agreed να συναντησω.

I dropped by you house last night.

Really? What time?

About the time when...

your ex kissed you.

That's Jeric, right?

Wait, what?

Look who's talking.

But I told you the truth!

Oh, Jake.

Don't try to fool me.

I don't believe nothing happened μετά το φιλί.

I may be stupid, αλλά μην το εκμεταλλευτείς.

Tin, I told you everything.

I'm not keeping anything from you.

It's your problem if you don't trust me και ακόμα αμφιβάλλεις για μένα.

There!

This is what you guys do best.

You twist the situation για να φαίνεται ότι φταίμε εμείς.

The issue here is about you and me.

Will you two take that couple fight κάπου αλλού?

We're not a couple. He's not my boyfriend!

It has been said.

You're right. I'm sorry. Δεν είμαστε σε σχέση.

At least it came from you.

What? We're done, right? Το έχεις ήδη πει.

So, what's your excuse now?

All right. Tell me.

Answer me.

Do you like me or not?

Tin, this is it.

Here it is. Let's set the record straight.

Do you want us to be a real couple or not?

Because I want to.

I really want to.

- What if I get hurt again? - Τεν, δεν καταλαβαίνεις;

Whether we're a real couple or not, το να πληγώνεις ο ένας τον άλλον είναι αναπόφευκτο.

But the question is,

do you trust me enough to believe...

that I'll do my best not to hurt you?

There.

I get it.

Tin, thanks for everything.

She gave me hope.

But...

she's gone.

And it hurts.

It hurts.

But it's karma.

I deserved it.

It's my fault.

I have to accept this.

I'm sorry for all the things που έχω κάνει.

I can really feel his pain in the video.

I'm such a bad person.

I hurt him.

I understand, Tin.

You were afraid.

First of all, είσαι τόσο χαρούμενος όταν είσαι μαζί του.

He makes time for you.

He gives you his attention. Νοιάζεται για σένα, κορίτσι.

You know what, your problem is simple.

What should I do?

Apologize.

- Is that enough? - Φυσικά και όχι.

Invite him out.

Make out, then have sex.

Ms. Andre, you're kidding.

Don't be too hard on yourself.

Just tell him the truth.

Thank you so much για όλα τα σχόλια.

You guys made me famous.

But there's this one message που πραγματικά μου τράβηξε την προσοχή.

Someone asked me,

"Tintin, how to remove makeup?"

Gently massage.

Rub upwards so your skin won't sag.

Then, grab a facial tissue.

Not the bathroom tissue χρησιμοποιείτε για να σκουπίζετε τον πισινό σας.

And once everything is removed...

what will be left is the real you.

You.

There.

Right?

There it is. Σας δόθηκε η ευκαιρία να ξεκινήσετε από την αρχή.

Isn't that so?

A chance to be true to yourself.

If you were to ask me what I really want,

it's to love and be loved.

If you love someone, then say it.

Tell him.

Why hesitate for so long? Why wait?

Don't be afraid.

You never know, one day,

you'll wake up realizing ότι τον έχεις χάσει ήδη.

That maybe...

he's eating pares with someone else now.

He's eating sushi with somebody else.

He's taking pictures of somebody else.

He wants somebody else.

Make it sweeter.

All right, Vicky. Move a little forward.

- There. OK. - Σαν αυτό?

Hey, Jake!

What now?

Like this?

How about The Headache Pose?

Jake! Is this OK?

Can you touch up their makeup και να φτιάξουν τα ρούχα τους, παρακαλώ;

Sir, is this OK?

This isn't enough for you?

It's so red!

That's enough.

- Thank you. - Εντάξει κύριε.

Renren, bring the light closer.

Closer. OK.

Sorry. Move back!

Back more.

Boss! What's happening?

Are you nervous?

Do you want to eat first?

Are you hungry? Do it properly.

- Tel... - Είσαι παντού!

I thought you wanted to be a photographer?

Do you want to go back to the termites?

I won't go with you again. It's so gross!

Can I take a look at your shots?

Boss, hey. Boss.

It's OK, Telay.

Stay there with Renren. It's OK. Go.

I'm OK. Stay there.

OK. We're done here.

- We can move to the next location. - Ξεκουράσου για λίγο.

Renren, μπορείτε να προχωρήσετε για να μπορέσετε να ρυθμίσετε.

OK.

Help them change into their next outfit.

Telay, get my lens in the car.

- OK. - Ευχαριστώ.

Please touch them up.

Thank you.

Jake?

I'm sorry I hurt you.

I didn't know you'd come into my life.

Someone who makes me feel σαν να είμαι όμορφη.

That I should be taken care of.

And most of all,

that I'm worth loving.

I really feel so special όταν είμαι μαζί σου.

It's like I have a permanent blush on.

I know I'm really stupid.

I'm such a fool.

And I'm a coward.

But, Jake, Δεν θέλω να είμαι πια ηλίθιος.

I don't want to be a fool anymore.

I want to stop being a coward.

Jake.

I'm sorry, but...

I can't be with you anymore.

What?

Just kidding!

Smile.

Well?

Are you my boyfriend now?

I love you more.

What?

What?

Love-Love, your makeup artist δεν φαίνεται να είναι το σωστό.

Huh? Why not?

Because they should be me.

So, it's you now?

Let's go.

Sure.

This is mine now.

No, that's my crush.

Do you know what that means?

Technically, Jacob's not my ex.

Oh, it's Jeric.

Please get it. Also, the toothbrush.

Get all the brushes you see there.

- Now? - ΟΧΙ ΑΥΡΙΟ.

The...

That! The "no labels."

Then they'll chase after you. Τους αρέσεις περισσότερο...

What did I say?

You're talking to somebody else now.

- I don't know, with you. - Τι?

You want me to drop you home?

No!

- Miss. - Σαν αυτό.

- Miss, where are you? - "Δεσποινίδα."

Are you OK?

I fell asleep. Oh, my God.

We'll end up together.

Like a babe.

Cut! Let's do it again.

This will explode if I add more.

What did I say?