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Where are we at
with the veggies?
Veggies?

I was deconstructing
the water ice.

Are you
kidding me?

We're pretty busy prepping
for open house, aka AVA Fest.

Last year, we only served
various mac and cheeses,

so this year, we elevated.

It's time to
show the people

what Abbott Elementary
kitchen can really do.

Hands!
I need hands!

Yes, chef!
We're walking.

We're walking,
table one.

Oh, allow me.

This is...

trash.

Nnnooo!

Now, who's
gonna clean that up?

Next month's priority is
Emily's tutoring initiative,

"The Study Buddy,"

so keep your eyes out
for your school assignments.

That's weird,

'cause it sounds a lot
like the program that I pitched.

Remember,
"Tutor Friends"?

For the last time, Simon,
it's not the same.

Mine rhymes.

Oh, that's why
I liked it better

Nothing rhymes
with "tutor."

Tutor, scooter. Tutor, shooter.
Tutor, recruiter.

Oh,
that's good.

Moving on to
a program update.

Early reports are back
for the first month

of the expansion of Janine's
librarian program,

and feedback has been
extremely positive.

Well, that's
the big Teagues.

That's the big Teagues
over here.

The big Teagues!
Come on.

Teacher evaluations
are through the roof.

There's also been improvement
in attendance

and even
classroom participation.

I'm not sure
if that has anything

to do with your program,

but if I were you,
I would take the credit.

Cool.

Oh, hey, that's my class.

There are going to be
so many more Abbots you can help

now that you're
here permanently.

Yep. Alright, everyone,
until next month.

And please, do not submit any
new proposals unless they are,

say it with me now--
Fffff.

Fire.

For real.
Fantastic.

Free.
Free!

Free.

Come, on guys.
We know "free," right?

I feel like
I say this every day.

You do.
Yeah.

Hey, don't forget, everybody,
per district tradition,

tonight is Janine's
official new hire party.

Woo.
Hey, hey, hey.

Wow.
Alright. You good?

You didn't seem as pumped
as I thought you would be

with your program
killing it.

Oh, yeah.
I'm... fine.

I don't know. I just feel
a little off, I guess.

Ah, I get it.
You're in the dip.

What's the dip?

It's like when
a big project ends

and the dust settles,
and you're like,

"What do I do now?

Buy a condo?

Redo the one I have?"

You have a condo?

There's so many other projects
coming down the line,

you won't even
have enough time

to think about being
in the dip too long.

Trust me.

Cool.

Seeing my students doing
so well in the program

seems like it would
have made me elated,

so it's good to know where that
off feeling was coming from.

I guess that's just what happens

when you're always
working on new projects.

You dip.

What are we even meeting
about the open house for?

I got a classroom to prep.

Attention, attention.

We have a very packed
agenda today.

It just says "AVA Fest"
over and over and over.

Exactly.

Last year's AVA Fest
was great,

but this year needs to be
even bigger and better.

Well, last year you lied
to everybody

and said that
Jazmine Sullivan was coming.

And then people
got very angry.

Mm-hmm.

And this year's
needs to be even better.

Ava, this is simply
an open house.

We will continue
prepping all day,

and everything will
be just fine.

Do you think I want
something

that has my name on it
to be just fine?

Doesn't have to have
your name on it.

I've actually been
prepping all week.

Look at the solar system
that my class made.

Aww.
Boo!

Un-show me that, right now.

AVA Fest, on the other hand,
is going to be special.

I just have to come up with
a way to take it over the top,

a way to make it unhinged.

Have you ever
tried just being hinged?

Alright.
Are we done here?

I need to put the
finishing touches on my proposal

before I go drop it
off at the district.

Gregory's Garden Goofballs
getting a glow up.

Gregory, would
you please give this to Janine?

Yeah, I got a
box of her crap, too.

Oh, could you also give her
this important message?

I love her, I miss her, and
I can't wait to see her again.

Oh... I'll paraphrase.

Well, make yourself useful
and grab Janine's lanyard.

The AVA Dome has a strict
no Janine re-entry policy.

Alright, everyone, focus.

You are all set.

Now, they're going to email you
when it's officially official.

That's amazing.
Thank you.

Oh, do you happen to know
where Janine Teagues' office is?

Mm, yes.
Office 237.

Thanks.
On the second floor.

Now, you're
going to pass

a little kitchenette moment,
and 237 is right next to 239.

Now, if you go to
that big conference room,

you've gone too far.

Yeah.

This place would
collapse without me.

Okay.

I figured it out, y'all.

I found a way to top last year.

And here we go.

I got a Root!
Philadelphia's own Questlove.

Ahh.

The same way
you got Jazmine Sullivan

to come here
last year?

Exactly.

Okay, but
she didn't come.

Do you not have
an imagination?

Mm-hmm.
Questlove and I
go way back.

We went parasailing in the
Florida Keys over summer break.

He lost his afro pick
in the water.

Almost ruined the whole trip.

So he kept his afro pick in
while parasailing?

He never takes it out.
He says it holds his power.

Look, Questlove is coming.

The people need to know.

Jacob, I want you
to make a flyer on Canva,

something that pops,
and then blast it wide.

Sure, I'll get
right on that.

Pick up the energy, people!

I don't want my
esteemed best friend

and occasional pickleball
partner, Questlove,

to catch a bad vibe
at my festival.

Ava, come on--

You know she's lying.

Just keep doing what
you're doing.

Let her go.

We are so excited
for your party tonight.

I hope you don't
like hooks, girl,

'cause this party
gonna be off one.
Ooh.

Party's starting to
sound like a big deal.

'Cause it's your big day.
You're one of us now.

One of us.
Yeah.

One of us. One of us. One of us.

Party's gonna be
off the hook, I get it.

What party?

Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.

I thought you were
one of my coworkers.

Well, I used to be.

What are you
doing here?

I'm just here dropping off
the paperwork

for my Goofballs proposal.

Oh,
that's great.

It's gonna go through,
I know it.

This is a nice view.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks. You know what?

If you squint hard enough,
you can see Abbott from here.

Um,
speaking of Abbott,

I have some parting gifts
from the crew.
Oh.

I have a card
from Barbara.
Aww.

A framed photo of Jacob
from Jacob.

Mm-hmm.

Melissa got you
some mace,

and Mr. Johnson wanted
you to have a strand

from his favorite mop.

That is so thoughtful.

And this is from me.

Wow! Dirt!

You said that you missed
the dirt at Abbott,

so I brought it to you.

Oh, my God.

There's also
seeds in there.

It's a polka dot plant.

It's supposed to be a reminder
to embrace the unexpected.

Thanks, Gregory.
I love it.

Alright,
I gotta head out.

We're still prepping
for AVA Fest.

You gonna be there?

Oh, no.

That party
I mentioned earlier,

it's kind of for me,
so I can't miss it.

Okay.

Oh, um...

Ava said I need to get
your Abbott lanyard from you.

It's probably at home
or something like that,

so when you
get a chance, just--

You still
have it on?

Yeah.

Just thought it went well
with this outfit...

and all my other outfits,
so...

Thanks for coming,
Gregory.
Yeah.

And I love my dirt!

It's a plant,
but see you around.

Bye.

Yeah,
it's the end of an era,

but Janine will always have
a special place with all of us.

I mean, it's because of her

I realized that Abbott is
where I'm meant to be.

So it's great to see her find
where she is meant to be.

All three now.
Right, chef?
Yeah.

I just texted my mom,
and she sent me this voice note.

Oh, my God, Oh, my God,
Oh, my God!

I love Questlove!

See, Mom gets it.

So make sure you tell
everyone you know,

AVA Fest is not to be missed.

Ava.

How exactly did you
meet Questlove?
Yeah.

We met at a party in the 2000s.

I was dating Allen Iverson.

A couple of his groupies
was trying to get at me.

I'm beating on them,

and then Questlove walks by
and he says,

"You have natural rhythm."

A couple of weeks later,
we started The Roots.

So you're saying that you're
a founding member of The Roots?

More like the founder.

Ava,
you're not a Root.

Well, I quit
to save the band.

I almost Yoko Ono'd them.

I really thought we were
going to be able to ignore this

and just have
a lovely open house,

but this is gonna be
a problem.

I haven't even sent
the flyer out,

and word is
already spreading.

One of the parents
just texted me

and asked
if there are VIP tickets.

Okay, this calls for a plan B
you cannot get at CVS.

Okay,
the party starts at 8:00,

and you'll probably
want to take a car home after,

because things can
get a little wild.

There will be cake,
there will be fun...

There will be
blood oaths.

What?
He's kidding.

No.
Don't do that.

Teagues?
Yeah?

You see your
new assignment?

Oh, yeah.
I got the email.

Just haven't had
a chance to...

Okay, so we are
going to have you do

a class size assessment
of the ninth grade.

You're going to start
at Park Legendary High School.

Oh, okay.

See, I was just thinking I'd
stick with elementary schools

and stay at Abbott.

Oh, you know what?
That's on me.

I forgot to ask you
which school you'd prefer.

Oh, it's alright.
So I was--

Of course,
I'm being sarcastic.

Your job is to help
all the schools in the district,

not just Abbott.

Right.
Totally hear you.
Yeah.

I was just thinking
maybe I would ease into it,

like a cold plunge?

You don't ease
into a cold plunge.

That's pretty--
pretty sure it's in the name.

Mm-hmm.
Yeah.

Janine, this is all mapped
out for you

in your new hire
packet--

raise in year two,
promotion in year three.

Yep.

Team leader in year four.
I read it.

Great,
so you're familiar with

our standard
seven-year plan.

Welcome to your future.

Ooh, this is heavy.

Whoa.

Big cake.
Yeah.

Questlove gonna
be here?

Questlove!
I'm telling you...

What have you got?

Well, I've got my church
choir ready to sing

one of our
secular selections,

"Angel"
by Amanda Perez.

Great,

and I reached out
to the Story Samurai.

They said they're going to come
and do some story performances.

But they did ask for a per diem,
which in Latin...
Ohh.

I reached out to Tariq to see
if he could perform again,

but apparently he's
moderating a panel at City Hall.

Well, I'm bringing
a few friends myself--

De Niro. Stallone.

And then Stallone
as De Niro.

"Yo, Adrian,
you lookin' at me?"

Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, right?

There is
one more thing.

Um, Ava asked me to send
that email to all the parents

with the Canva flyer,

and I took the liberty
of letting them know

that Questlove will
not be able to attend.

Oh.

Jacob,
you beautiful backstabber.

Oh, hey, there.

I've been trying
to track you down.

Now, here's
all the information

to enroll in our
health insurance.

Which, let me tell you,
it's pretty bomb.

That's why my
teeth are on point.

Um,
you know what?

I don't actually need
better health insurance.

Um,
I'm healthy.

And if everyone in America can't
have free health insurance,

why should I?

Okay, first of all,
it's not free.

And second of all,
are you sure?

Because I've heard
you breathing,

and I think you need
a specialist.

Or maybe I just have
a special way of breathing.

There you are.

Here is your
permanent parking pass.

Employee lot is
right out front.

Um,
you know what?

I don't really need
a parking spot.

I can just walk.

It's like,
a 20-minute walk.

Yeah. That's okay.
I love to walk, you know?

Look, I love it.

Doing it right now.
Doing a good job at it.

Hey, I noticed
you haven't signed up

for your 401K.

When you don't
fill out the paperwork,

I have to talk to people,
and I hate talking to people.

Great, I'll sign up for it if
there's something less intense,

you know, like a 301K
or a 201J.

What is that?

Where did this come from?

That's a super sick
district desktop computer.

You got to personalize
your background.

Mine's a mountain lion.

Well, I don't want it.

Oh.
Yeah.

I like my laptop
because it's mobile.

You can move.
You're not stuck anywhere.

That's the reason why
Steve Jobs made laptops, Simon.

If I get information
and I want to take it somewhere,

where do I put it,
Simon?

I don't know, Janine.
The cloud?

Yeah, baby. Oh, behave.

Okay, I don't know who
that's supposed to be,

but he sounds
responsible.

Who wants to die?
Which one of you did this?

I did.

I did.
Ava.

We did not want to lie to
the people coming to AVA Fest.

And the real entertainment
will go over better

if the community is
not expecting Questlove.

'Cause he ain't showing up.

Shh.
Y'all are haters.

He thanked me in the liner notes
of "Things Fall Apart."

That's when I used to go by
the name MC Gillette,

a name that he gave me
because he said

I am the best a man can get.

Now I gotta make another flyer
and send it out myself.

Corner.

Are we just yelling
out things we see now?

Walls, floor, huge mess of food!

Get in my belly.

I got
your start paperwork.

Oh, yeah. This is
my favorite tradition.

You take a shot,
you sign the paperwork,

we snap
a nasty photo.

Oh, boy.

It's just
a fun little thing

we've been doing
for all the new hires.

You do not have to
take the shot,

but you got to
take the photo.

But you should
still take the shot.

Here.
Oh.

Uh, alright.

Um, you know what?

I just need to go grab
my lucky pen,

because I cannot sign
without it.

So I'll be right back.

And, um...

Simon, make sure you get the
perfect lighting for me, okay?

Do I have
the perfect lighting?

Uh, shhing.

"Janine,

I'm so proud of the person
you've become.

I have no doubt your
adventure is just beginning.

One thing I've learned about you
is that you have a big heart.

And, my dear, that heart
will never lead you astray.

Blessings, Barbara."

Hey,
are you good?

Honestly,
better than I've ever been.

Alright, I gotta

get to the chopper,

but as Matthew McConaughey
would say--

AVA Fest's alright,

alright, alright.

Thank you.

I can't believe they
made me sit through that.

Questlove better
be here soon.

They better not have lured
us down here again

with the promise of seeing
a well-known and respected

R&B and/or rap artist.

Okay, so there are
a few disappointed people here,

but overall,
I think it's going pretty well.

Thank God we had
a backup plan.
You're welcome.

And people seem
to be liking the food.

Thank you.
We worked really hard,

lost some good men.

Shanae quit.

I said I was quick,
dumbass.

Oh.
What's up?

It's the district.

The Garden Goofballs
program passed its final hurdle.

It's officially
approved.

Ooh, good for you,
goofball.
Oh!

That is
so awesome.

Well, I'll be.

Gomer Pyle.

Congrats, man.

I knew it was
gonna happen.

It's just good
to know it's official.

I gotta tell Janine.

Aww.
Tell Janine what?

What are you doing here?

What happened to your party?

Well, I decided I wanted
to be here.

Aww.
For good.

What?

I'm coming back to Abbott.

Yes!

Good to have you back, sweetheart.

Wait, what?

You-- You quit?

No.
She got fired.

What? Why?

Pregnant.

You can see it
in her feet.

No, no, no, no.
I'm not pregnant.

You cannot get fired for that.

And I quit.

Well, technically,
I never signed the contract,

so I'm in the clear.
Oh.

Reynolds did say I should
have said something sooner

and that he will be considering
holding a grudge against Abbott,

but it'll be fine.

It'll be fun.

The fact is,
I love being a teacher.

It's who I am.

Well,
welcome back, kiddo.

There's no one I'd rather teach
second grade with than you.

This has made my entire year,
so I don't want to ruin it,

but what made you
change your mind?

It was a lot of things.

But what really did it for me
was Barbara's card.

My...?

But all I wrote was
how proud I am of you

and all the great things
you're going to do.

Yeah, but it
was the other part,

what the kids wrote.

I drew Ms. Teagues
a picture of a football

and wrote that she is
the best teacher ever.

I said, "You make me laugh,
Ms. Teagues."

I wrote that
I miss her this much.

And that's how I knew
I have to be with those kids.

Is that why you
had them sign?

No.
That was their idea.

This is so sweet.

But we all know the real reason
you came back

is to see Questlove.

Ava, Questlove
is not coming here.

Now, why would I lie
about that?

Because you lied about it
last year.

And I was honest
...about my lying.

Oh, please.

You're like the principal
who cried wolf,

except she's also
the wolf.

So I guess it's just me
and Gregory against the world.

I'm gonna take
the world's side on this one.

Y'all gonna feel real foolish
when Questlove--

Enough, Ava.

We have tolerated your lies
for four years.

Five.

Eventually,
you have got to be stopped.

We have watched you steal,
cut corners, lie pathologically,

plot, prevaricate,
palter, persist,

and I don't know whether
you are delusional or not,

but Questlove is not--

Oh-- Is...?

Questlove is...

Gillette, what is up?
Questlove...

Oh, my God,
you're Questlove.

...is here.

You are here.

And
you know Ava?

Do I know the Ava Coleman?
Of course.

I mean, we go back like molars.

I mean, I was just
talking to Allen Iverson

the other day
about how, without her,

our lives would have
never been the same.

They thought
I was lying, Ahmir.

You, Honest Ava?

Oh.
That is not what
we call her.

Okay, well,
later, I'll tell you

about the time where
she wrestled a bluefin tuna

for my afro pick.

Almost as fun as the day
we started The Roots together.

Stop bragging
about me.

Now get up there and do
it for the people one time.

I got you.

I told y'all
I wasn't lying.

Unlike Janine
and her pregnancy.

Janine?

I am not pregnant.

Tariq.

No.
Congrats.

What?

It's exciting.

Let's go,
Abbott Elementary!

♪ Everybody, move your feet
and feel united, oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Everybody, move your feet
and feel united, oh-oh-oh ♪

Hey, Janine.
Yeah?

Just so you know, I'm gonna
need that mop strand back.

Okay.

I mean,
it's understandable.

Janine loves Abbott,

but no one's gonna be
able to fill her shoes.

Her surprisingly
large shoes.

Yeah.

I could be
like Janine.

No.
No.

What are we going
to do with that district chain

that we got her?

We'll have to find
somebody else to wear it.

Can I have
her office?

No.
No.

Okay.

I hated Janine.

I'm glad she's gone.

Delicious.

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