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LUST CINEMA PRESENTS

Hi.

Oh, hey.

Moving in?

Yeah.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, it's fine.

It's just heavy.

Do you need some help?

No, I'm actually gonna have some friends come over to help.

It's just that...

They flaked?

Maybe.

Well, I've got nothing better to do with my day.

Just give me a second. I'll be right down.

No, seriously, it's okay.

No, one second. It's okay.

PRIMARY

Do you know how many lines of dialogue are in my book?

I don't remember. How many?

19.

There are 19 lines of dialogue in the whole book.

Everything is in the character's head.

And now you're telling me that I can't put that in the script?

That's right.

You can't put what the characters are thinking in the script.

Then what the hell am I supposed to write about?

The script is going to end up 30 pages long.

Why can't he explain what they're thinking?

You can't put what you can't show in a script.

Look.

It's like if I were to write that Juliet was thinking about her dead husband.

But the director is too stupid to figure out how to convey that.

So I have to write "Juliet's face falls".

It's dumb.

Okay.

But it is your book you're adapting.

So maybe you could add a couple of scenes.

Is that to show what they're thinking?

That was supposed to be helpful.

Basically, what you're telling me

is that I just go and fuck up my own script

before somebody does it for me, right?

Wonderful. Thanks.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to start something on your birthday.

Don't apologise.

He's usually like that.

He starts off being an asshole until he figures everything out, and...

That's just his process.

So don't take it personally.

I'll try.

Is this the last guy right here?

- It's the last heavy one. - Okay.

- Thank you. - Poor girl.

What you got in here?

Probably shoes.

Yeah.

Hey.

I didn't know where you were. I was looking for you.

I've been here the whole time.

Great. Well, I'm taking off.

Okay.

Parker's coming.

Sorry to bother you, ladies, while you're out here sunbathing.

I had a formatting question.

Shoot.

- So if I wanted to do a voice-over... - Don't.

Okay. But if I did...

Even if you wanted to, you don't.

Abby, can I just try to do this my way, please?

Sure.

Just put "VO" in the parenthetical next to the character name.

That means voice-over.

Thank you.

I want it on record that I am not an accessory to this literary crime.

- Voice-over? - He's something.

I really feel like this pizza isn't enough of a thank you

for you saving my ass today.

Trust me,

I am glad to be out of the house.

So, was that your partner?

That was my ex.

I didn't realise that yours is a 2-bedroom.

It isn't.

Oh.

Fuck.

How is that going?

It's not great.

But didn't you say that things are okay with you and your ex?

I mean, yeah, it's not so bad.

We're not going to be friends forever, but it's cordial.

Is it rude if I ask what happened?

We were trying the open relationship thing.

Worked out great for me,

and not so much for him.

So he wasn't down with you fucking other guys?

Oh no, that actually kind of turned him on.

It was girls that made him jealous.

Interesting.

How long ago did you say it was that you guys broke up?

Nine days.

Nine days?

Nine whole days?

I am so jealous of how quickly you were able

to afford a place of your own.

No, Jacob's stupid rich,

and he felt guilty, so...

Well, then I am jealous of that.

Can I ask about you and...

Jo.

Yeah, you can ask.

It's incredibly complicated.

Well, I'm going to go get a beer.

You want one?

Yes, please.

Fuck, my fucking tits.

Are you okay?

Yeah, they're just new and sore.

I was wondering if those were authentic.

They're not.

I always wanted them, Jacob did too.

With my YouTube show taking off, it just made sense.

Okay, look.

We actually went and bought boobs to try and save the relationship.

Didn't work.

Cheers, babe.

Okay.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Happy birthday. - Thank you.

I'm having your present delivered shortly.

I'm excited.

What is it?

No, wait. Don't tell me.

- You'll see. - Okay.

I can't believe your partner decided not to come.

Of course you can.

That's...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Your present has arrived.

- Okay, stay here. - Okay.

- I'll be right back. - Alright.

- Close your eyes. - Okay.

Hi!

How are you?

Good, thank you for coming.

Of course.

Okay. Open your eyes.

- Hi. - Hi.

This is my friend Madeline.

This is Abigail.

Hey. Happy birthday, Abigail.

Thank you.

Are you my present?

I am if you want me to be.

I'm going to go get myself a drink.

I'll be right back.

- Wow! - Yeah.

So did you pay for this, or...

No, she's just a really fun friend.

Nice.

- Happy birthday. - Thank you.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Just making the most grossest concoction you can and seeing who drinks it.

I earned so much money that way.

Really?

Just keep mixing everything in like a Denny's.

Just up the ante.

Right, right, right.

I put this whole half bottle of hot sauce in here.

Now it's five dollars if you drink it.

I didn't actually, I was kidding.

- You didn't? - She had good friends.

Right, no.

Three?

- Nice. - Yeah.

- Or extra dirty. - A flirt.

- Extra dirty? - Extra.

No, it's not, it's regular dirty.

Mine's just like super fruity.

And you like it.

It's delicious.

I like the difference in our drinks, we're dirty, you're flirty.

Dirty and flirty. I like it.

Hello, ladies.

- Hi. - Am I intruding?

Hello, gorgeous.

- How are you doing? - I'm fine. Thank you.

I was just going to step outside for a cigarette.

You want to come join me and have a little conversation?

I don't smoke, and you shouldn't either.

- Bad for you. - Just catch a little air?

100% sure?

No.

I'll be out there if you were to change your mind,

get a little warmer.

- No. Thank you. - Have a good night, ladies.

Bye.

Who asks to smoke a cigarette?

He doesn't even know if I smoke.

Just in case, you know?

I guess.

Do you want to come watch me smoke?

Do you wanna go outside and smoke?

Then you don't have the weird offer, going, okay, I'm looking at the menu.

Right.

You know what I'm saying?

Every single thing and decide what I want,

but also I'm so particular, it's just easier to just...

I'm super picky.

I'll try and convince somebody to go somewhere else

if there's not anything I want on the menu.

Right.

I hate when the server comes too fast,

MARCI CHALCEDONY PRESS:

HEY PHOEBE, I HOPE YOU'RE WELL. SORRY IT'S LATE. CALL ME WHEN YOU CAN.

I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT GETTING A TREATMENT IN MY HANDS FOR THE NOVEL.

I didn't even get that far.

And then they come back and then it's like,

it takes so much longer that second time, for some reason.

You abandoned me?

Oh no.

- Thank you. - Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Lord.

- Wow! - Okay.

Shots.

Gotta love it.

Happy birthday.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Oh, goodness. - Okay.

Happy birthday.

- Happy birthday. -To a birthday.

- Cheers. - Yes.

Okay.

- It's strong. - No, that's fine.

- Strong. - It's fine. It's good.

- It's good. - It's good.

- We did it. - Yeah.

Great job.

I like this party of presents.

Yes.

I acquired for you one coordinated, well-dressed person.

- I like it. - Happy birthday.

How'd you know?

She read my diary.

You can unwrap me later.

- Oh. - Ooh.

Take these off.

There you are, beautiful.

- Happy birthday. - I'm gonna kiss you.

Help yourself.

Yeah, please have fun.

Thank you.

Hi.

I'm taking this off, it's a pain in the ass.

I like it.

I wanted to do that.

I liked it.

- That was pretty good. - Yeah.

There's more clothes.

- Yeah, there's more clothes. - I don't wanna miss my opportunity.

Well, I will let you, all for you.

- Go on? - Yeah.

Okay.

- Let's pull it off. - Okay, birthday girl.

No, you're trapped.

Wait, wait, wait.

- There you go. - There we go.

- There she is. - I'm here.

Hi.

We'll just move that over there.

I made it.

She's sneaky.

You're very good.

Like that's very good.

Oh so sneaky.

Let's try it.

Well now the whole thing

- should probably come off. - Oh yeah, since...

This go up or down?

- It goes up. - It goes up?

Fair trade.

Yeah.

When did your bra come off?

I never had one on.

Perfect.

Even better.

I owe you a kiss?

Yeah.

I like that.

Will you get in the back? I'll get the front.

I like little feet.

Come to me.

Come to me.

Are you comfy?

Oh, that feels so good.

I like that.

Good present.

Yeah.

- Yes. - Did I choose good?

You chose great, amazing.

Off we go.

You look so sexy.

Do you want your birthday present?

Yeah.

I'm excited.

Oh, God.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

So good.

Yeah.

So good.

So good.

So good.

Yeah.

She's good at that, huh?

She's so good at that.

Oh, fuck.

So good.

That's so good.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

So good.

Oh, yeah.

I like that.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

It's so good.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

I love that.

Look at me.

Yes, taste that.

Do you wanna taste my pussy?

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Put it all over these lips.

Oh, yes.

All over these lips.

I can be good.

I like it.

- I wanna try something. - This is good though.

I wanna taste.

Babies?

I'd love to.

Either / or.

I wanna try it, too.

- Yes. - What if we do it, too?

- Let's try it together. - Yeah?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- I'm not gonna say no to that. - Yes.

Can't. I'm not.

How dare you?

I would never.

Why would you do that to us?

We could try.

Take my panties off, then.

Let's take those panties off.

- I think we can help you with that. - Yes, let's help her take them off.

Oh, it's gonna be so difficult.

- So hard. - Oh, no.

Oh, no.

- This process is just... - So laborious.

Look at that.

I'm so turned on.

Wow, it's been so long.

Oh, my God.

I wanna take your panties off, too.

I can do that task.

Yes, look at that, it's so sexy.

Such a pretty pussy.

These little feet.

The earrings are coming off,

because I have work to do.

Take 'em off.

Let's take those off. Should I help you?

Yeah.

Give them to me, I got 'em.

- You can toss that one. - Yes.

I'll put 'em with your glasses.

You can have this.

- Are we tossing? - Uh-huh.

- Ready? - Ready.

Three,

two,

one.

There you go.

I'll find them later.

It's my place, it's fine.

- I'll find them eventually. - She'll find them.

We'll vacuum.

- When you find them, think of us. - I will.

I'll call you.

That'll just be the sign to do it again.

Right? I know.

That's really hot.

Can I just watch the two of you?

Yeah.

It's good.

'Cos you're in my apartment?

Yeah.

- Yeah. - Fuck it.

Are you gonna lose them in my apartment?

It's fine.

I'll just have to come back and find them.

- That's fair. - Right?

How awkward.

That's fair.

Okay, but now

you

have to throw them.

- Lose them. - It's only fair.

It's only fair.

- You can go get 'em later. - I will.

Actually going to.

Really pretty pussy.

That feels really good, how'd you do this?

I don't know, but I can.

I like it a lot.

Good.

If I go up here,

- she can get more of us. - I see two.

- I see two like that. - You see?

Oh my goodness, this is my birthday for sure.

We were trying to get her a birthday present.

That's hot.

I'm so close.

Yes.

Such nice pussies right here.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes, so pretty.

Oh, fuck.

Shit.

I'm so close to both of you.

- You want it? - Bring it to me.

Okay.

Wait, wait.

Put yours, just come put yours...

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Spread your fingers in my pussy.

Shit, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

What the hell, I was here, why not.

Oh, fuck.

So good.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

You like kissing?

Yeah.

It's my birthday cake.

I told you there was dessert.

You just didn't say how exactly.

Tastes so good.

You're very cute.

So pretty.

I think you need one more.

- I need one more? - Yeah.

- Yeah, and I think I wanna do it. - It is your birthday.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Can I help? - Yeah.

You know, please and thank you.

It is your birthday.

Where should I go?

Wherever you want.

- Whatever you want. - Oh, my goodness.

We can use the whole bed.

Get comfy.

- Get comfy. - Get comfy.

Wait.

I like them big.

Hello.

Yeah.

She's fucking good.

She's so good.

The two of you.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

That's so good.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, God, it's so good.

Oh, gee, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Damn it.

Oh, my gosh.

Fuck.

It's so amazing.

Fuck.

Happy birthday.

Oh, my gosh.

Yay.

Oh, my goodness.

- You taste so good. - Thank you.

You guys are amazing.

Well I'm pretty sure that was her.

I like your assistance.

Thank you.

That was really fun.

Yeah.

Madeline is great.

I really love spending time with you.

Honestly, like,

I haven't felt like this in a long time.

Like what?

Like this. Like...

like I'd rather spend some time with somebody else besides

Parker.

Oh.

No, I really mean it, like,

I really had a lot of fun tonight without Parker.

I know we usually do the three of us, but,

this was really a nice change,

you know?

I think you and me together make a great team.

Yeah.

You know you're

really important to me, right?

Yeah, I know.