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Hey, Tommy, how was school?
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Terrible.
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I got hauled into the
principal's office
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because of my grades.
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What did he do to you?
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He made me valedictorian.
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Apparently, I have the best
grades in the school, damn it.
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But you barely ever go to class.
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I know.
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That's how stupid everyone else is.
Damn it!
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That was awesome!
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It was so great.
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Oh, thanks for letting me
come with you, Janice.
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Anytime, Sally.
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It is so cool to finally
have another woman around
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to do girl things with.
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Where were you guys?
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Chasin' hobos out of
the freight yard.
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Hi, Harry.
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Hello, Janice.
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Last time I saw you,
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I was kissin' you good-Bye
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after a long night of
kissin' you hello.
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So, why haven't you called?
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Well, at first I was
playin' hard-to-get.
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But now...
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I'm playin' paralyzed
by insecurity.
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That's too bad.
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Well, it was nice
seeing you all.
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Harry.
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Nice seeing you, too, Janice.
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Janice?
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My god, that's the biggest
cop I've ever seen.
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You two know each other?
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Dick, of course they do.
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Harry, what's the
matter with you?
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Don't you want her?
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Oh, yeah, so bad.
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Then go get her.
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That's easy for you to say.
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I mean... agggghhhh!
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Incoming message from
the big giant head.
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The big giant head and his queen
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will be arriving shortly
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for their first
appearance on earth
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as husband and wife.
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They're coming today!?
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Ladies and gentlemen, please,
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put your hands together for Mr.
And mrs...
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big giant head!
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Everybody, please...
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join the couple out
on the dance floor.
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♪ Sunrise, sunset ♪
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♪ Sunrise, sunset ♪
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♪ Swiftly blow the years ♪
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Oh, it is so great to be back.
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We would've brought the baby,
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but space travel is really
hard when you're teething.
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He's with the nanny.
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Nice robot.
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I would like to propose a toast.
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May you two lovebirds
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be happily married
for all eternity.
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Ohh.
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Thank you, Dick. But
come on, I'm married.
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Eternity's the
last thing I want.
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Hey, Hey, Hey, stone.
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When is he gonna Stop?
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Breathing.
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Vicki, how's space?
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Well, when I first saw
where I was living,
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let's just say
thank god in space
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no one can hear you scream.
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She really classed things up.
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She redid the death chamber
in Orange shag carpet.
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I mean, it was so drab,
I wanted to die.
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People have been dying
in there for years.
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Nobody complained
until you came along.
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You guys are really
cute together.
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Dick, where can we have
a private conversation?
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How about right here
in front of everyone?
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Join me in the kitchen.
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Does anyone here do a
good impression of me?
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No, but I do an
AWESOME Bette midler.
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So, uh...
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what brings you
back to earth, sir?
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An extended honeymoon?
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The honeymoon is over.
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Then why are you here?
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Start saving these box tops.
I want this boomerang.
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Yes, sir.
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Sit down.
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How are you?
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You're asking how I am?
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How do you think I should be?
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I think you should be
very proud of yourself.
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I'm proud of you. Have
I ever told you that?
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Uh, no. You have threatened
to kill me, though.
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Well, that was a mistake.
I'm sorry.
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I'd like to make up for that.
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I'd like to get to
know you better.
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Get to know me, sir?
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Yes. Everything about you.
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Things you wouldn't
dream of telling
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that frosty little
bimbo of yours.
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Dick, tonight you're
taking me out for drinks.
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Tonight?
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I... I would love to
accompany you, sir,
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but I have a date with
that frosty little bimbo.
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Cancel.
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Well, perhaps frosty
could come with us.
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No. You and me. Alone.
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Are you going to kill me?
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Oh, don't be silly.
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You're my designated driver.
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Come on, push it, Donnie.
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Not a problem.
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You got 3 more?
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I got 10 more.
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Hello, Janice.
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Harry.
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Uhhh!
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I've been thinking about you.
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And I you.
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Help!
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I'm here to ask you
out on a proper date.
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That is so romantic.
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Cracked ribs.
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So is that a yes?
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I can't breathe!
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Yes, of course.
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I'm comin', grandma!
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Dick, we're gonna be late for...
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My god, Dick, what's
wrong with you?
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I'm burning up, Mary. I
can't hold anything down.
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I was throwing up all night.
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I don't think I can go out.
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Oh, well, in that case,
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I'll stay home and
take care of you.
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No, Mary, go!
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Save yourself before
you get whatever I...
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Dick, let's hit the town.
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Stone Phillips!
What's he doing here?
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He-he's here to take
me to the hospital.
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The hospital?
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What a great name
for a jazz club.
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Club?
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You're not really sick, are you?
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How can you be so insensitive?
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Quick, Mary, the cat's on fire.
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Put it out! Put it out!
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Let's go! Let's go!
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Tommy, I really don't think this is
an acceptable valedictory speech.
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It's fine.
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Let us hear it.
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Want to hear it?
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Yeah.
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"Fellow classmates,
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long live rock."
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You know, you had me...
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and then you lost me.
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But then you had me again.
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Tommy, you should just
write what you feel.
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I don't know what I feel.
What do you feel?
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Well...
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I feel like this is
a new beginning...
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time to say good-Bye
to old friends,
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make new ones.
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It's the end of an era,
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and no matter how
close we've become,
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it's time to move on.
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Man, that's Harsh.
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Sorry, but whether
we like it or not,
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this chapter of our
lives is over.
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I gotta go.
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See you later.
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You know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna go read some
Churchill for inspiration.
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Oh, really?
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Nah. I'm gonna go
get some Fries.
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Did you hear what
Alissa just said?
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Oh, well, you mean about
saying good-Bye and movin' on
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and meetin' other people?
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Harry, she's gonna dump his ass.
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Oh, my god!
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And right before Graduation?
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Poor Tommy. The kid doesn't
even see it comin'.
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And there's nothin' we can do.
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We're powerless against Alissa.
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No, we're not.
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We're not?
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Look, she's just an
evil little teenager.
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And I am an intergalactic
force for good.
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Long live rock!
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You're a good-lookin'
man, you know that?
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And you're big. Big.
How'd you get so big?
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I... I... I... i... I...
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And I like you. We're havin'
a good time, aren't we?
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You light up the room.
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Thank you, sir. So do you.
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Thank you.
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You're tense. Don't be so tense.
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I'm tense, too.
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My marriage is a charade.
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I'm so lonely.
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Sir, what are your intentions?
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I just want to know
what you think of me.
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Your record speaks
for itself, sir.
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The universe has
never been cleaner.
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Not my job. Me, the man.
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I think you're swell, sir.
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He thinks I'm swell!
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Well, thank you, sparky.
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Let's have some fun. Fun?
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I'm gonna talk to
the bandleader.
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Bandleader!
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Mrs. Dubcek: Hey, Hey, Hey, hey.
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Sorry about that last song.
My Mike crapped out.
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It didn't crap out.
I unplugged it.
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Hit it!
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♪ Somewhere there's music ♪
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♪ How faint the tune ♪
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♪ Somewhere there's heaven ♪
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♪ How high the moon ♪
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Hey, Dick, come on up here.
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Hey, hit that man
with the spotlight.
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Come on up here, dickie.
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Come on, boy. Come on up here.
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Attaboy.
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♪ That you love me
as I love you ♪
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♪ How high the moon ♪
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Let's hear it for sparky!
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Hey, Harry.
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Ooh, Hey, Vicki.
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I can't sleep.
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You know what works for me?
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Goin' to bed.
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So, how do you like
bein' queen, Vicki?
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Well, you know,
it's got its perks.
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I get a lot of presents.
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Like this hair curler thing.
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Wow.
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Yeah. It adds a lot
of bounce to my hair.
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And then it also demolecularizes
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any poor bastard who
tries to cross me.
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Good reason to tip
your hairdresser.
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Of course, you know,
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bein' queen does
have its downside.
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I mean...
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stone and I have not had intimate
relations in Quite some time now.
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You mean, because up there
you're just a purple tube?
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Well, that's his excuse.
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You know, I... I just...
I miss intimacy, Harry.
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I miss fondling.
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I... I miss... sex!
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Ohh!
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So, how's this thing work?
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No, no, no, no. No, no.
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Baby, don't play with fire.
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Hey, you know what?
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I just saved your life.
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I wonder if you can
think of a way...
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to say "Thank you."
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Um... yes.
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Thank you.
267
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,730
Hey, Alissa.
268
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,530
Hi, Sally.
269
00:12:14,531 --> 00:12:15,797
You got a couple of minutes?
270
00:12:15,798 --> 00:12:17,163
I was about to go
to english class.
271
00:12:17,164 --> 00:12:18,297
This'll just take a second.
272
00:12:18,298 --> 00:12:19,430
Ok.
273
00:12:19,431 --> 00:12:21,330
Listen, Tommy's
breaking up with you.
274
00:12:21,331 --> 00:12:22,630
What?
275
00:12:22,631 --> 00:12:24,163
You said it yourself.
It's the end of an era.
276
00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:25,663
Time to meet other people.
277
00:12:25,664 --> 00:12:26,830
Oh, no, that's just...
278
00:12:26,831 --> 00:12:28,997
What you were feeling.
I know, it's cool.
279
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,930
Open a new chapter. But
just remember this.
280
00:12:30,931 --> 00:12:34,731
The last chapter ended with
Tommy breaking up with you.
281
00:12:36,031 --> 00:12:37,463
Why isn't he telling
me this himself?
282
00:12:37,464 --> 00:12:39,697
Alissa, it's time to move on.
283
00:12:39,698 --> 00:12:41,364
Move on to english! Move.
284
00:12:43,398 --> 00:12:45,797
Hey. You want to
mess with Tommy?
285
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,330
Huh? You want to
mess with Tommy?!
286
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,931
Anybody want to
mess with Tommy?!
287
00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:54,663
All right.
288
00:12:54,664 --> 00:12:57,463
When light hits the
surface of water,
289
00:12:57,464 --> 00:13:01,063
how can we determine the
angle at which it enters...
290
00:13:01,064 --> 00:13:03,164
the water?
291
00:13:04,498 --> 00:13:06,730
That depends on the
angle of incidence.
292
00:13:06,731 --> 00:13:08,864
No, you clod.
293
00:13:10,764 --> 00:13:13,297
Wait. You're right.
294
00:13:13,298 --> 00:13:15,130
It does depend on the
angle of incidence.
295
00:13:15,131 --> 00:13:16,397
You've been listening.
296
00:13:16,398 --> 00:13:18,063
Yeah, that determines the
angle of refraction.
297
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,197
You said "Refraction!"
298
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,297
my god, you're getting this.
299
00:13:21,298 --> 00:13:23,030
Please, stay with me here.
300
00:13:23,031 --> 00:13:25,630
Oh, Dick, there you are.
301
00:13:25,631 --> 00:13:27,130
Stone, I'm so glad you're here.
302
00:13:27,131 --> 00:13:28,763
For the first time ever I'm
getting through to them.
303
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:29,797
They're actually learning.
304
00:13:29,798 --> 00:13:31,664
That's great. Class dismissed.
305
00:13:33,531 --> 00:13:35,963
Wait. Are we allowed to leave?
306
00:13:35,964 --> 00:13:37,831
I don't know. I kind
of trust that guy.
307
00:13:39,098 --> 00:13:41,230
Wh-what did you do that for?
308
00:13:41,231 --> 00:13:43,063
Do you know how difficult it is
309
00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:44,363
to be king of the universe?
310
00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:46,630
I imagine it's kind of a hassle.
311
00:13:46,631 --> 00:13:49,163
Now everybody says, "Look at that
big wheel with his trophy wife."
312
00:13:49,164 --> 00:13:50,230
I'd like to be like him."
313
00:13:50,231 --> 00:13:51,997
Well, let me tell you something.
314
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,530
This big wheel's
life is a wreck.
315
00:13:54,531 --> 00:13:56,730
It's a tragic comedy.
It's a farce!
316
00:13:56,731 --> 00:13:59,198
Well, it's all good.
317
00:14:00,831 --> 00:14:02,930
There's only one thing in my
life that means anything at all.
318
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:04,064
You!
319
00:14:11,331 --> 00:14:13,397
So where should I take
Janice on our date?
320
00:14:13,398 --> 00:14:15,263
It depends. You want
to go to a movie,
321
00:14:15,264 --> 00:14:16,630
you want to go out to dinner?
322
00:14:16,631 --> 00:14:18,864
Well, I want to get
jiggy with it.
323
00:14:20,531 --> 00:14:23,330
But on a budget.
324
00:14:23,331 --> 00:14:24,897
Why don't you take Janice
where I took Sally
325
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,063
on Our first Date?
326
00:14:26,064 --> 00:14:27,997
Yeah, the seafood hut.
327
00:14:27,998 --> 00:14:30,397
It was great. We had a
bucket of steamers,
328
00:14:30,398 --> 00:14:31,463
a couple of cold beers.
329
00:14:31,464 --> 00:14:32,830
Yeah, and at the
end of the night,
330
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,564
both of us had crabs.
331
00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:39,897
That didn't sound
exactly right, Sally.
332
00:14:39,898 --> 00:14:42,631
Don, we had crabs,
and you know it.
333
00:14:43,731 --> 00:14:45,563
I gotta go.
334
00:14:45,564 --> 00:14:47,930
There's a car stolen
every 15 minutes,
335
00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:50,397
and the guy who's doin'
it has to be stopped.
336
00:14:50,398 --> 00:14:52,263
Have fun.
337
00:14:52,264 --> 00:14:53,563
Hey!
338
00:14:53,564 --> 00:14:55,130
Have you guys seen
the big giant head?
339
00:14:55,131 --> 00:14:56,197
Why, you lookin' for him?
340
00:14:56,198 --> 00:14:57,997
Big giant head! Big giant head!
341
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:58,998
No, no, shh!
342
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,263
I don't mind. Big giant head!
343
00:15:00,264 --> 00:15:02,830
Will you shut up?! I
don't want to see him.
344
00:15:02,831 --> 00:15:04,797
I don't want to be
anywhere near him.
345
00:15:04,798 --> 00:15:06,097
What's the matter, Dick?
346
00:15:06,098 --> 00:15:07,630
I thought you guys were,
like, best friends.
347
00:15:07,631 --> 00:15:11,463
No, he's become this clingy,
needy, sobbing mess.
348
00:15:11,464 --> 00:15:13,163
I want to go back to
what we used to have,
349
00:15:13,164 --> 00:15:15,363
when I was his suck-Ass Lackey
350
00:15:15,364 --> 00:15:17,331
living in perpetual fear.
351
00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:20,097
Yeah, those were the days.
352
00:15:20,098 --> 00:15:22,297
Who wants to go back to the
Jazz club and is named Dick?
353
00:15:22,298 --> 00:15:24,630
Dick does!
354
00:15:24,631 --> 00:15:26,698
Come on, Dick, let's go.
355
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,197
This is so nice.
356
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,797
Mmm, well, you spend So much
time in here workin' out,
357
00:15:36,798 --> 00:15:40,997
I figured you might want to know
what it's like to eat in here, too.
358
00:15:40,998 --> 00:15:43,230
You're a special guy, Harry.
359
00:15:43,231 --> 00:15:45,664
And you smell like
sweat, Janice.
360
00:15:46,764 --> 00:15:48,463
That's probably the gym.
361
00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:50,630
Don't try and play it down.
362
00:15:50,631 --> 00:15:53,897
You know, in every gym, there's
always 2 types of guys.
363
00:15:53,898 --> 00:15:57,597
You got the big, strapping
man with the weight belt
364
00:15:57,598 --> 00:15:59,697
and the scrawny little guy
365
00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:02,863
who can't get his quarter
out of the juice machine.
366
00:16:02,864 --> 00:16:05,330
I prefer the scrawny guy.
367
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:08,398
Well, that's too bad.
368
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:12,198
I guess I'll be goin', then.
369
00:16:13,398 --> 00:16:15,130
Harry...
370
00:16:15,131 --> 00:16:16,897
you're the scrawny guy.
371
00:16:16,898 --> 00:16:19,463
Oh!
372
00:16:19,464 --> 00:16:22,030
Will you be my boyfriend?
373
00:16:22,031 --> 00:16:23,197
Your boyfriend?
374
00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:25,297
Well... um...
375
00:16:25,298 --> 00:16:28,697
if I say no, will you hurt me?
376
00:16:28,698 --> 00:16:30,698
Well...
377
00:16:31,798 --> 00:16:33,797
maybe.
378
00:16:33,798 --> 00:16:36,263
Well, in that case,
379
00:16:36,264 --> 00:16:37,264
no.
380
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:40,264
Ooh!
381
00:16:52,431 --> 00:16:53,698
♪ Yabba Yabba YABBA ♪
382
00:16:57,698 --> 00:17:00,064
♪ YABBA YABBA YABBA
yabba Yabba ♪
383
00:17:04,998 --> 00:17:07,964
♪ How high the moon ♪
384
00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:15,731
Tough crowd.
385
00:17:17,264 --> 00:17:18,631
Yabba.
386
00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:27,563
Where's your aunt
Sally, Solomon?
387
00:17:27,564 --> 00:17:28,697
S-Sally?
388
00:17:28,698 --> 00:17:29,797
How'd you open your locker
389
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,330
without your aunt
Sally helpin' you?
390
00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:32,997
I know the combination.
391
00:17:32,998 --> 00:17:34,497
Why are you carrying
your own books?
392
00:17:34,498 --> 00:17:37,330
Yeah, don't you need your aunt
Sally to carry 'em for you?
393
00:17:37,331 --> 00:17:41,197
What are you people
talking about?
394
00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:45,030
Hey, do you know why everyone's
talking about Sally?
395
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,030
That's for you!
396
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:49,131
And that's for Sally.
397
00:17:51,431 --> 00:17:53,298
You didn't answer my question.
398
00:17:58,198 --> 00:17:59,230
Bye, Janice.
399
00:17:59,231 --> 00:18:01,963
No, you hang up first.
400
00:18:01,964 --> 00:18:04,330
No, you hang up first.
401
00:18:04,331 --> 00:18:06,164
No, you hang up... hello.
402
00:18:07,198 --> 00:18:08,263
Ohhh.
403
00:18:08,264 --> 00:18:09,463
She hung up.
404
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,697
All right, Harry. I've
tried to be subtle,
405
00:18:11,698 --> 00:18:13,263
I've tried to be seductive,
406
00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:15,697
and I've tried to be
incredibly obvious.
407
00:18:15,698 --> 00:18:16,830
About what?
408
00:18:16,831 --> 00:18:18,830
I want you, baby.
I want you now!
409
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,263
No! Wait! Stop! Now!
410
00:18:20,264 --> 00:18:21,363
I'll stop.
411
00:18:21,364 --> 00:18:22,864
I'll stop when we're
finished, baby.
412
00:18:30,464 --> 00:18:33,264
Vicki, I got a girlfriend.
413
00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:37,431
What?
414
00:18:38,698 --> 00:18:40,463
Well... Harry, you don't...
415
00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:43,830
You don't like her as much
as you like me, do you?
416
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,730
Oh, no.
417
00:18:45,731 --> 00:18:47,198
More.
418
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,498
The queen...
419
00:18:55,831 --> 00:18:58,231
is... pissed.
420
00:19:02,564 --> 00:19:05,497
Is this shirt slutty
Good or slutty bad?
421
00:19:05,498 --> 00:19:06,630
Hey, girl!
422
00:19:06,631 --> 00:19:08,163
Vicki, hi!
423
00:19:08,164 --> 00:19:09,830
You two know each other?
424
00:19:09,831 --> 00:19:10,997
Yeah!
425
00:19:10,998 --> 00:19:13,830
Harry and Vicki used
to sleep together!
426
00:19:13,831 --> 00:19:17,698
And Janice is Harry's
new girlfriend.
427
00:19:19,731 --> 00:19:21,797
How you doin'?
428
00:19:21,798 --> 00:19:22,930
Hi.
429
00:19:22,931 --> 00:19:24,097
Wow!
430
00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:27,030
Two women who both
slept with Harry
431
00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:29,997
bumpin' into each other
at the discount rack!
432
00:19:29,998 --> 00:19:31,898
How cool is that? Huh?
433
00:19:35,631 --> 00:19:38,163
Man, it's cool!
434
00:19:38,164 --> 00:19:39,963
See you, Vicki.
435
00:19:39,964 --> 00:19:42,098
Yeah. Bye, Vicki.
436
00:19:44,298 --> 00:19:46,297
No, good-Bye to you,
437
00:19:46,298 --> 00:19:49,131
Jan-isssssss!
438
00:19:52,831 --> 00:19:55,630
I made it very clear to stone
439
00:19:55,631 --> 00:19:57,763
you are my highest priority.
440
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,563
So he's not going
to be here tonight?
441
00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:01,563
No. I've cleverly
disguised a Pillow
442
00:20:01,564 --> 00:20:03,597
in My house as me.
443
00:20:03,598 --> 00:20:06,397
He's probably talking
to it as we speak. @ @.
444
00:20:06,398 --> 00:20:09,030
What is going on between
the two of you? 0 @P@0
445
00:20:09,031 --> 00:20:10,630
why do you have to disguise
a Pillow @ @ @ @ t
446
00:20:10,631 --> 00:20:11,997
if you don't want to
have dinner with him?
447
00:20:11,998 --> 00:20:12,998
I know it's sick.A@ @
448
00:20:12,999 --> 00:20:14,763
oh, it's really sick. T/ú ú.
449
00:20:14,764 --> 00:20:16,097
Dick! 0@@ @ú@ @.
450
00:20:16,098 --> 00:20:17,597
Oh, no. @H@@@ @Oh, no.
451
00:20:17,598 --> 00:20:19,030
Oh, Dick! @@ @@@
452
00:20:19,031 --> 00:20:20,897
I walked into your
bedroom.@ @@@úú
453
00:20:20,898 --> 00:20:22,418
I thought you'd stopped breathing.
@@@.
454
00:20:23,398 --> 00:20:26,030
I wore myself out trying
to revive you. @ @@.
455
00:20:26,031 --> 00:20:28,197
And then I took a nap on you.
@0 @ (@ @ @@h @ @@ @
456
00:20:28,198 --> 00:20:29,930
then I awoke completely
refreshed@ú@ ú@ @@(@
457
00:20:29,931 --> 00:20:31,430
and ready for our
evening.@@(@ ú @
458
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,663
oh, say, I'll have what he's having.
@ @@.
459
00:20:33,664 --> 00:20:36,030
Send hers backn it looks awful.
@ @@A
460
00:20:36,031 --> 00:20:38,163
I'm going to the rest room.
461
00:20:38,164 --> 00:20:40,163
I'm going to stand on the toilet
462
00:20:40,164 --> 00:20:42,230
and jump out the window.
463
00:20:42,231 --> 00:20:43,430
What's with her?
464
00:20:43,431 --> 00:20:45,063
All right, that's it.
465
00:20:45,064 --> 00:20:46,563
I may be a whale of a friend,
466
00:20:46,564 --> 00:20:47,763
but that doesn't entitle you
467
00:20:47,764 --> 00:20:49,963
to stick to me like a
pathetic barnacle.
468
00:20:49,964 --> 00:20:53,597
I don't care about the problems
you're having with your wife,
469
00:20:53,598 --> 00:20:55,097
your existential crises,
470
00:20:55,098 --> 00:20:57,863
or your inexplicable
desire to befriend me.
471
00:20:57,864 --> 00:20:59,630
Zap me to oblivion if you want,
472
00:20:59,631 --> 00:21:03,763
but so help me, I will never sing
another Jazz standard with you!
473
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:04,797
Dick, stop!
474
00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:05,897
No, you stop!
475
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,297
Why are you following me?
476
00:21:07,298 --> 00:21:09,263
Why are you so fascinated by me?
477
00:21:09,264 --> 00:21:10,830
Why do you have to get so close?
478
00:21:10,831 --> 00:21:12,330
How dare you talk
to me like that?
479
00:21:12,331 --> 00:21:14,030
Why, because you're
the big giant head?
480
00:21:14,031 --> 00:21:16,664
No! Because I am...
481
00:21:18,098 --> 00:21:19,364
your father.
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