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♪ And here's a hand, my trusty friend
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♪ And gie's a hand of thine
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♪ We'll take a cup of kindness now
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♪ For auld lang syne ♪
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Brothers, Sons of the Desert,
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we are all familiar with the business
of this special meeting.
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This oasis must meet the situation
with determination.
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Excuse us.
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I repeat. This oasis must face
the situation with determination.
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Every man must be accounted for.
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Every man must do his part.
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There must be no weaklings
in our midst.
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We must put our very hearts and souls
into this great undertaking.
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There must be no thought of failure.
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We must stand shoulder to shoulder.
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We must work. We must sacrifice.
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The weak must be helped by the strong.
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For, gentlemen, this, the oldest lodge
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in the great
Order of the Sons of the Desert
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must be represented 100%
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in our annual convention
at Chicago next week.
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We will now take the oath.
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And, remember, once taken, this oath
has never been broken by any man
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down through the centuries of time
in the history
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of this fraternal organisation.
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If any member is doubtful
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of his strength
to keep this solemn pledge,
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he will please be seated.
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Get up!
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I don't want to...
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Place yourselves in position
to receive the oath.
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Do you all solemnly swear to be
present at our 87th annual convention
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at Chicago?
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I do.
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Me too.
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Wholeheartedly unanimous.
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♪ We are the Sons of the Desert
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♪ Having the time of our life
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♪ Marching along, two thousand strong
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♪ Far from our sweethearts and wives
God bless them
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♪ Tramp, tramp, tramp
the boys are marching
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♪ And dancing to this melody
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♪ Sons of the Desert are we! ♪
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Why didn't you want to take the oath?
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- I was afraid.
- Afraid of what?
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I was afraid if I took the oath
to go to the convention,
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that maybe my wife wouldn't let me go.
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Of course, she'll let you go.
Why, she'll have to let you go.
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You took an oath!
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I know.
That's what I'm worrying about.
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The Exhausted Ruler said
that if you took an oath
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that it would have to be broken for
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generations of centuries
of hundreds of years.
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And my wife...
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Do you have to ask
your wife everything?
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If I didn't ask her, I wouldn't know
what she wanted me to do.
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I never realised such a deplorable
condition existed in your home.
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Why don't you pattern your life
after mine?
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I go places and do things
and then tell my wife.
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Every man should be the king
in his own castle.
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Buck up. Go in and tell her
you're going to the convention.
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Be a man!
And I'll see you in the morning.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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- Ollie, dear?
- Yes, sugar?
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- Stanley with you?
- He just went in the house.
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Well, you better tell him
that Betty went duck-hunting
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and that she won't be back until late.
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All righty.
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- Oh, Oliver!
- Yes, baby?
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Please close the door.
There's an awful draught in here.
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What do you want?
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- How'd you get in there?
- I was looking for Betty.
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- I came in the back way. I thought...
- Betty has gone duck-hunting
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and won't be home until late.
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- Oh. Well, good night.
- Good night.
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What?
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Do you realise
that you've locked me out?
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Why don't you ring the bell?
She'll let you in.
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Don't get nervous.
She'll be here in a minute.
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Where do you think I live?
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What do you think this is? Halloween?
Come in here, you bad boy. Come on.
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- What do you want?
- I locked myself out.
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- Oh, sugar?
- Yes?
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Do you mind if Stanley comes and
stays with us until Betty comes home?
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He's locked out.
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Oh, all right.
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What are you eating?
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- An apple.
- Where'd you get it?
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- In there.
- Why, that's not real fruit.
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It's imitation. It's made of wax.
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What's he been doing now?
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He's been eating that phoney fruit.
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Oh. So, that's where it's been going.
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That's the third apple
I've missed this week.
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- Well, what's new, sugar?
- Oh, nothing much.
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- What's new with you?
- Nothing to speak of.
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Yes, there is.
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You didn't tell her
about going to the convention.
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What convention?
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That's right.
I'm glad you reminded me!
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You see, the Sons of the Desert
are giving their annual convention
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in Chicago next week
and Stan and I are going.
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- Oh, you are?
- We thought the trip would do us good,
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besides being good for us
in a business way.
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You see, we'll meet new friends
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and see a lot of new faces
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and the change of climate will be
good for us in a good many ways.
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Besides, all work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy.
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Jack who?
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- I hope you have a nice time, dear.
- Thank you, sugar.
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- What's that for?
- Just this. You're not going.
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- What do you mean, I'm not going?
- Just that.
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You're not going to the convention.
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You're going to the mountains with me.
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But he can't go to the mountains.
You see, he took an oath.
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- And the Exhausted Ruler said...
- Listen, dodo. You keep out of this.
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Wait a minute, sugar,
there's no use getting excited.
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You're making a mountain
out of a molehill.
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Certainly. Life isn't short enough.
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- Are you going?
- Eh?
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- I said, are you going?
- Yes, sugar... Er, Mrs Hardy.
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- Who said so?
- Him.
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Oh. Well, you can do as you please,
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but you're going
to the mountains with me!
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Now, wait a minute.
You listen to this.
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I want this understood
once and for all!
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I'm not going to the convention.
I'm going to the mountains!
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That's just what I said,
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that you're not going
to the mountains,
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that you're going to the co...
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That you're going to the mountains.
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- Why don't you compromise?
- What do you mean "compromise"?
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- Well, he means...
- Oh, shut up!
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If you think you're going off
with a lot of hoodlums,
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to a convention whenever
you want, you're not.
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Not for a minute, you're not!
I slave here day after day,
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washing and ironing
till my fingers bleed!
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And do you appreciate it? Do you?
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- Well...
- Shut up! Don't talk back to me.
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I'm unselfish, what does it get me?
Working for your interests.
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I've planned a vacation for you
in the mountains
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at a nice resort where
they play bridge
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and have lectures on art.
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I fight crowds in department stores,
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dying of the heat, killing myself
trying to get a nice outfit together.
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Why? Why?
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- Why?
- Oh, you keep out of this!
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I'll tell you why.
So you won't be ashamed of me.
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And do you appreciate it? Do you?
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You want to take the first chance
to run out to the convention.
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Convention!
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You'll go to the convention
over my dead body!
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I'll put you in jail first!
And you too!
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With the rest of the Sons...
Oh, the Sons of the Desert!
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Ow!
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Oh!
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- What do you think?
- Oh, don't pay any attention to her.
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She's only clowning.
She'll snap out of it.
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Are you gonna stand for that?
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You're darn right
I'm not gonna stand for it!
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I'm the boss in this house
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and when I say I'm going
to the convention, I'm going...
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- Oh, Lottie?
- Hello, Betty. Come on in.
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Didn't have much luck today,
but here's a couple for you.
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Oh, thanks, Betty.
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What's the matter? You look worried.
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I had a run-in with that barnacle
of mine. Stanley's in there too.
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Oh.
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And furthermore,
you're making a big mistake.
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What do you mean?
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If you're not careful, she's going
to get the upper hand of you.
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Now mark my words.
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The upper hand of me?
Impossible.
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All right. Have it your own way.
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I may not be king of my castle,
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but I certainly wouldn't
allow my wife to wear any pants.
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I'd like to see my old woman throwing
things around. It's disgraceful.
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Never heard of such goings-off... On.
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You know, if my ball and chain
ever talked to me...
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If she even dared to raise a...
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- Do you know what I'd say?
- What?
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I'd say...
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Hello, honey. Er...
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Well, you think it over.
I'll see you in the morning.
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There now. There.
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There, that's better.
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I wonder
what could be the matter with me.
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It looks to me like
a severe nervous breakdown.
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You've gone all to pieces
and it happened so suddenly.
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Probably that terrible argument
we had the other night caused it.
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I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
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- Where is Stanley?
- He's gone out.
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Where'd he go?
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Well, he didn't want me to tell you,
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but he's awfully worried about you,
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and thought you ought
to have a doctor.
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Why did you let him do that?
You know I don't like doctors.
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Now, don't get all upset.
I know what's good for you.
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You're going to have a doctor
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and you're gonna do
just what the doctor says.
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All right, sweetheart.
You always know what's best.
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Listen, darling. I'll get you some
aspirin and some more hot water.
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Hey.
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- Did you get the doctor?
- Yeah. He'll be a few minutes.
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Did you fix it with him to say
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that I had to go to Honolulu
for my nerves?
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Our plan is working out great.
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It sure is. I got it all fixed.
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But why do you want to go to Honolulu?
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Don't you understand
that this is only a subterfuge?
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To throw the wives off the track.
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So that we can go to the convention.
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Then you're not going
to the mountains?
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Of course not.
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We are supposed to go to Honolulu
so the wives will think that...
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Not you.
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- Stan, did you get a doctor?
- Yes, ma'am. The best in town.
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Oh, fine. Here, darling.
Here's your aspirin.
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Now take your feet out.
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There. Now try that.
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Oh!
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Oh, you poor dear!
I'll fetch you some cold water.
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- What are you doing?
- I've lost the aspirin. Move over.
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Move over a bit more. I can't find it.
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Oh, Oliver!
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Oliver, you poor dear!
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- Ooh!
- Oh, you poor darling!
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Get that thing out of there!
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Oh, come here, dear.
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Sit down there. Why, you...
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Get me out of here! Oh!
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Did my little sugar burn
its little self?
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- Oh, dear!
- It's all right.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, darling.
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, dear! Oh, oh, oh!
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Get that thing out of here!
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Oh, I'm so sorry, darling.
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- Oh, darling, you sit down.
- All right.
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I think I'd better go
and get some dry clothes on.
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Will you get out of my way?
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You wax-eater!
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Ow!
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Oh.
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Oh.
246
00:24:36,241 --> 00:24:38,241
Oh.
247
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,441
Oh.
248
00:24:42,361 --> 00:24:44,841
You're perspiring.
249
00:24:44,921 --> 00:24:46,921
Maybe you have got a fever.
250
00:24:47,521 --> 00:24:52,121
I do feel hot.
You'd better take my temperature.
251
00:24:53,281 --> 00:24:56,321
- Get that thermometer.
- The what?
252
00:24:56,801 --> 00:24:59,761
Thermometer.
You'll find it on the shelf.
253
00:25:22,281 --> 00:25:24,281
What does it say?
254
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:28,401
"Wet and windy."
255
00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:35,401
That's a barometer!
256
00:25:53,561 --> 00:25:55,681
Why did you get a veterinarian?
257
00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:58,321
I didn't think his religion
would make any difference.
258
00:26:02,281 --> 00:26:05,121
This way, Doctor.
259
00:26:07,801 --> 00:26:11,441
- That's Mr Hardy.
- Doctor, I'm so glad you're here.
260
00:26:11,521 --> 00:26:13,441
My husband
has been suffering terribly.
261
00:26:13,521 --> 00:26:15,401
Well, what seems to be the trouble?
262
00:26:15,481 --> 00:26:18,041
I think he's suffering
from a nervous shakedown.
263
00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:19,401
Oh.
264
00:26:21,561 --> 00:26:23,561
Oh-ho.
265
00:26:24,721 --> 00:26:26,721
Ah-ha!
266
00:26:28,201 --> 00:26:29,561
Uh-huh.
267
00:26:34,321 --> 00:26:37,681
- My, my, my.
- What is it, Doctor?
268
00:26:37,761 --> 00:26:40,841
It looks like a bad case
of canis delirus.
269
00:26:40,921 --> 00:26:43,561
- As bad as that?
- Even worse.
270
00:26:43,641 --> 00:26:47,161
- It might be double canis delirus.
- Oh!
271
00:26:47,241 --> 00:26:49,521
If it's that bad,
maybe you'd better give him something.
272
00:26:49,601 --> 00:26:52,081
Doctor, you must give him something!
273
00:26:52,161 --> 00:26:54,201
There, darling, you be quiet.
274
00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:58,721
Oh, my poor little lambkins.
He's gonna be all right, yes.
275
00:26:58,801 --> 00:27:02,081
Yes, he is.
276
00:27:03,081 --> 00:27:04,401
Sit up, sit up.
277
00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:08,001
Open up your mouth.
278
00:27:17,561 --> 00:27:20,321
There, there, darling.
Now everything's gonna be all right.
279
00:27:20,401 --> 00:27:22,721
Doctor, you think
I better put him to bed?
280
00:27:22,801 --> 00:27:26,681
No, no. What he really needs
is a long ocean voyage
281
00:27:26,761 --> 00:27:28,761
with plenty of tropical air and sun.
282
00:27:28,841 --> 00:27:31,201
I'd suggest a trip to...
283
00:27:31,561 --> 00:27:34,841
A trip to... Honolulu?
284
00:27:35,281 --> 00:27:38,281
Oh, but, Doctor,
wouldn't the mountains do as well?
285
00:27:38,361 --> 00:27:41,361
I'm a very bad sailor
and I just can't stand the water.
286
00:27:41,441 --> 00:27:44,401
No. I'm sorry, Mrs Hardy.
287
00:27:44,481 --> 00:27:48,481
But a voyage to Honolulu
is the only cure for your husband.
288
00:27:55,161 --> 00:27:56,881
I won't go to Honolulu.
289
00:27:57,041 --> 00:28:00,521
If you can't go, sugar,
I'll just stay home and suffer.
290
00:28:00,601 --> 00:28:01,961
You'll do nothing of the kind.
291
00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:05,001
If the doctor says you must
go to Honolulu,
292
00:28:05,081 --> 00:28:06,481
you'll do just as the doctor says.
293
00:28:06,561 --> 00:28:08,801
But I can't go to Honolulu alone.
294
00:28:08,961 --> 00:28:12,041
I've got to have someone
to take care of me.
295
00:28:12,121 --> 00:28:14,761
Maybe Stanley will be kind enough
to go with you.
296
00:28:14,841 --> 00:28:18,401
Why, I never thought of that.
Will you go, Stanley?
297
00:28:19,161 --> 00:28:21,681
- Where?
- To Honolulu.
298
00:28:21,761 --> 00:28:24,321
- I can't go to Honolulu.
- Why?
299
00:28:24,401 --> 00:28:28,561
- I'm going to the convention.
- What do you mean, the convention?
300
00:28:28,641 --> 00:28:32,161
I forgot to tell you.
I asked Betty and she said I could go.
301
00:28:32,441 --> 00:28:35,121
That settles it.
I'm not going to Honolulu.
302
00:28:35,201 --> 00:28:39,481
Oh, yes, you are! You're going
to Honolulu if you have to go alone!
303
00:28:40,161 --> 00:28:45,001
If I have to go to Honolulu alone,
he's going with me!
304
00:30:01,001 --> 00:30:02,601
Hey!
305
00:30:02,681 --> 00:30:04,921
Kissy-kissy-kissy! Boom! Boom!
306
00:30:05,921 --> 00:30:07,921
Hey, isn't she a doll?
307
00:30:26,361 --> 00:30:27,761
Why don't you, uh...
308
00:30:27,841 --> 00:30:29,841
Why don't you take a...
309
00:30:30,441 --> 00:30:31,601
Ow!
310
00:30:34,161 --> 00:30:35,681
Texas 97!
311
00:30:36,201 --> 00:30:37,601
Michigan 93!
312
00:30:37,681 --> 00:30:40,601
- New York 43!
- Portland 27!
313
00:31:05,001 --> 00:31:07,001
Texas 97!
314
00:31:11,001 --> 00:31:12,561
Texas 97!
315
00:31:17,361 --> 00:31:19,081
Texas 97!
316
00:31:19,281 --> 00:31:22,281
No, no, no. That's too good a gag
you pulled from.
317
00:31:23,561 --> 00:31:26,241
Well, well, well. California, eh?
318
00:31:26,321 --> 00:31:28,281
Yeah, 13.
319
00:31:29,481 --> 00:31:32,201
I bet you don't grow flowers
out there that smell like this.
320
00:31:32,281 --> 00:31:33,321
Oh...
321
00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:41,001
That's a dob, isn't it, boy?
322
00:31:48,241 --> 00:31:50,201
Can you take it?
323
00:31:50,281 --> 00:31:53,361
Say, boys, come on over to my table
and have a drink, eh?
324
00:31:56,121 --> 00:31:58,401
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Right there.
325
00:31:59,161 --> 00:32:00,641
Sit down.
326
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:05,441
Hey, waiter. A bottle of champagne!
327
00:32:07,241 --> 00:32:10,241
Oh, boy! Have a cigarette.
328
00:32:19,321 --> 00:32:21,321
Have a cigarette.
329
00:32:27,841 --> 00:32:29,841
You guys are killing me!
330
00:32:30,561 --> 00:32:32,561
Great gag, huh? Great gag.
331
00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:38,241
♪ While down on a South Sea island
332
00:32:38,321 --> 00:32:41,201
♪ Underneath the beauty of the stars
333
00:32:41,281 --> 00:32:44,161
♪ I strayed upon some maidens
334
00:32:44,241 --> 00:32:46,761
♪ Who were strumming on their guitars
335
00:32:46,841 --> 00:32:49,641
♪ A hula maid was dancing
336
00:32:49,721 --> 00:32:52,561
♪ And I knew I'd found my paradise
337
00:32:52,641 --> 00:32:55,241
♪ So this is what I told her
338
00:32:55,321 --> 00:32:57,481
♪ As I gazed into her eyes
339
00:32:57,561 --> 00:33:00,241
♪ Honolulu baby
340
00:33:00,321 --> 00:33:03,161
♪ Where'd you get those eyes?
341
00:33:03,241 --> 00:33:05,921
♪ And the dark complexion
342
00:33:06,001 --> 00:33:08,641
♪ I just idolise?
343
00:33:08,721 --> 00:33:11,321
♪ Honolulu baby
344
00:33:11,401 --> 00:33:14,281
♪ Where did you get that style?
345
00:33:14,361 --> 00:33:17,121
♪ And those pretty red lips
346
00:33:17,201 --> 00:33:21,001
♪ And that sunny smile?
347
00:33:21,081 --> 00:33:24,041
♪ When you start to dance
your hula hips entrance
348
00:33:24,121 --> 00:33:26,681
♪ Then you shake it up and down
349
00:33:26,761 --> 00:33:28,921
♪ You shake a little here
you shake a little there
350
00:33:29,001 --> 00:33:31,281
♪ Well, you got the boys going to town
351
00:33:31,361 --> 00:33:33,921
♪ Honolulu baby
352
00:33:34,001 --> 00:33:36,881
♪ You know your stuff
353
00:33:36,961 --> 00:33:39,641
♪ Honolulu baby
354
00:33:39,721 --> 00:33:42,361
♪ Gonna call your bluff
355
00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:46,241
♪ Do, do, do-do, do-do-do
356
00:33:46,321 --> 00:33:49,161
♪ Do, do, do-do-do... ♪
357
00:34:02,281 --> 00:34:06,321
You see, we're killing two birds
with one stone!
358
00:34:06,401 --> 00:34:09,601
We're seeing as much here
as we could have seen in Honolulu!
359
00:34:10,801 --> 00:34:13,641
Hey. What's the laugh? I don't get it.
360
00:34:13,721 --> 00:34:15,681
Shall we tell him?
361
00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:20,081
Our wives think
that we're in Honolulu for my health.
362
00:34:20,161 --> 00:34:22,961
- You're pulling a fast one, eh?
- Yes.
363
00:35:05,961 --> 00:35:08,241
Oh boy, yes!
364
00:35:08,321 --> 00:35:13,361
What did I tell you? We've been
to the convention, had a swell time,
365
00:35:13,441 --> 00:35:17,121
going home in the morning
and nobody's any the wiser!
366
00:35:19,361 --> 00:35:22,201
By the way, what part of California
are you fellas from?
367
00:35:22,281 --> 00:35:24,321
Los Angeles.
368
00:35:24,641 --> 00:35:26,001
Los Angeles?
369
00:35:26,761 --> 00:35:29,201
What a small world!
What a small world!
370
00:35:29,281 --> 00:35:31,361
Would you believe it?
I got a sister lives out there.
371
00:35:31,441 --> 00:35:35,401
No kidding. Haven't laid eyes on her
since I got out of reform school!
372
00:35:36,361 --> 00:35:38,801
I got a great idea for a gag.
You know what I'm gonna do?
373
00:35:38,881 --> 00:35:41,801
I'm gonna call her up long-distance
and disguise my voice!
374
00:35:41,881 --> 00:35:43,881
She won't know who it is!
375
00:35:43,961 --> 00:35:45,921
Oh, that's a dob!
376
00:35:46,001 --> 00:35:49,081
Hey, waiter. Another bottle
of bubble water. Be right back.
377
00:35:58,401 --> 00:36:01,001
Hello? Hello?
378
00:36:01,081 --> 00:36:02,641
Here's your Los Angeles call,
Mr Chase.
379
00:36:02,721 --> 00:36:04,041
Oh, swell.
380
00:36:07,921 --> 00:36:10,401
Hello? Hello? Hello?
381
00:36:10,921 --> 00:36:13,961
I bet you can't guess who this is.
382
00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:18,441
- All right, who is it?
- It's your little brother, Charley.
383
00:36:18,921 --> 00:36:22,201
Well, for goodness' sake!
It's my brother Charley.
384
00:36:22,721 --> 00:36:24,041
Where are you?
385
00:36:24,121 --> 00:36:27,561
I'm out in Chicago.
They're throwing a convention for me!
386
00:36:28,761 --> 00:36:31,761
Well, fancy hearing from you
after all these years.
387
00:36:32,401 --> 00:36:35,161
You know, Charley, I haven't seen you
since you sang in the choir.
388
00:36:35,241 --> 00:36:40,001
And you used to pump the organ,
you little old organ-pumper you!
389
00:36:41,801 --> 00:36:43,881
Hey, listen.
390
00:36:43,961 --> 00:36:46,241
I want you to talk
to a fella from Los Angeles.
391
00:36:46,321 --> 00:36:48,641
A swell guy. Wait a minute.
392
00:36:51,561 --> 00:36:55,841
Hello? So this is Charley's
sweet little sister.
393
00:36:57,041 --> 00:36:59,401
I feel just like I know you.
394
00:37:02,361 --> 00:37:05,921
Charley tells me
you're from Los Angeles. What part?
395
00:37:06,321 --> 00:37:08,801
All of me!
396
00:37:08,881 --> 00:37:11,121
What did she say? What did she say?
397
00:37:11,921 --> 00:37:14,681
She asked me if I was from Los Angeles
and I said yes,
398
00:37:14,761 --> 00:37:17,601
then she said, "What part?"
and I said, "All of me!"
399
00:37:18,241 --> 00:37:20,241
Wasn't that a dob?
400
00:37:26,001 --> 00:37:30,841
You little jokester. When you get back
to town, drop in and see me.
401
00:37:31,761 --> 00:37:34,401
I'd just love to have you
meet my husband.
402
00:37:35,201 --> 00:37:38,161
I sure will. What's the address?
403
00:37:38,881 --> 00:37:40,401
Write this down.
404
00:37:40,641 --> 00:37:46,041
Two, two, two, two, Fairview Avenue.
405
00:37:46,521 --> 00:37:48,521
Two, two...
406
00:37:52,881 --> 00:37:54,841
Goodbye, sugar.
407
00:37:55,161 --> 00:37:58,441
- What'd ya hang up for?
- We had a bad connection.
408
00:37:58,521 --> 00:38:02,161
- But isn't she a swell gal?
- She sure is.
409
00:38:02,721 --> 00:38:05,201
- Oh.
- What's the matter, Lottie?
410
00:38:05,521 --> 00:38:08,161
If I didn't know
Oliver was in Honolulu,
411
00:38:08,241 --> 00:38:10,121
I'd swear that was he on the phone.
412
00:38:10,201 --> 00:38:14,961
Oh, they're in Honolulu all right.
Stanley wouldn't dare lie to me.
413
00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:22,721
I hate to think what would happen
if he ever did.
414
00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:25,801
Hey, let these fellas have a chance.
Come on.
415
00:38:30,001 --> 00:38:32,121
- Good evening, sir.
- Well, gentlemen!
416
00:38:32,201 --> 00:38:34,161
- How are you?
- Glad to see you.
417
00:38:34,241 --> 00:38:35,561
Am I glad to see you!
418
00:38:41,121 --> 00:38:43,001
You know that's my wife?
419
00:38:43,201 --> 00:38:46,681
- Texas 97!
- New York 43!
420
00:38:48,801 --> 00:38:50,801
New York 43!
421
00:38:53,121 --> 00:38:55,801
Extra paper!
Get your evening paper!
422
00:38:55,881 --> 00:38:58,441
Honolulu liner sinking! Extra!
423
00:38:58,521 --> 00:39:01,121
- Extra paper!
- Get your extra paper!
424
00:39:01,201 --> 00:39:04,041
Lottie! Lottie! Look.
425
00:39:04,121 --> 00:39:07,881
Yes, I just read it.
Oh, what are we going to do?
426
00:39:07,961 --> 00:39:09,601
I'll telephone the steamship company
427
00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:11,521
and find out
if they have a list of survivors.
428
00:39:11,601 --> 00:39:15,041
No. No, we'll go down there.
Go on and get your hat.
429
00:39:15,121 --> 00:39:17,121
I'll meet you outside.
430
00:39:37,841 --> 00:39:41,921
Quiet, please! Mr Ruttledge
has a radiogram he wishes to read.
431
00:39:42,001 --> 00:39:44,841
This is
the latest wireless report.
432
00:39:44,921 --> 00:39:47,361
"Honolulu Steamship Company,
Los Angeles.
433
00:39:47,441 --> 00:39:49,601
"The survivors of the ill-fated Muana
434
00:39:49,681 --> 00:39:52,641
"have been safely transferred
to the rescue ship.
435
00:39:52,721 --> 00:39:55,521
"A list of the casualties
will be made known
436
00:39:55,601 --> 00:39:57,681
"as soon as a complete
check-up is made.
437
00:39:57,761 --> 00:40:01,081
"Expect to arrive in port in 36 hours.
438
00:40:01,161 --> 00:40:03,321
"Signed Captain John Zelop."
439
00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:06,601
Oh, Betty!
I do hope the boys are safe.
440
00:40:06,681 --> 00:40:08,961
The suspense is just killing me.
441
00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:11,841
Have courage, Lottie.
Let's not think of the worst.
442
00:40:11,921 --> 00:40:16,001
I try not to, but...
Oh, I'm so worried about Oliver.
443
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:18,761
You know how unselfish he always was.
444
00:40:18,841 --> 00:40:22,521
He wouldn't leave that ship
until everybody was saved.
445
00:40:22,601 --> 00:40:26,001
Well, if they're safe,
Oliver certainly deserves a medal.
446
00:40:26,081 --> 00:40:28,281
You know, Stanley can't swim a stroke.
447
00:40:28,361 --> 00:40:30,201
Oh, I never thought of that!
448
00:40:48,561 --> 00:40:51,241
Hey, old man. Just keep the change.
449
00:41:01,521 --> 00:41:03,361
♪ Honolulu baby
450
00:41:03,441 --> 00:41:05,561
♪ Where'd you get those eyes?
451
00:41:05,641 --> 00:41:07,601
♪ And your dark complexion
452
00:41:07,681 --> 00:41:09,681
♪ That I idolise?
453
00:41:09,761 --> 00:41:11,561
♪ Honolulu baby
454
00:41:11,641 --> 00:41:13,681
♪ Where'd you get those eyes?
455
00:41:13,761 --> 00:41:15,721
♪ And your dark complexion
456
00:41:15,801 --> 00:41:17,801
♪ That I idolise?
457
00:41:17,881 --> 00:41:19,921
♪ Honolulu baby
458
00:41:20,001 --> 00:41:21,801
♪ Where'd you get those eyes?
459
00:41:21,881 --> 00:41:23,841
♪ And your dark complexion
460
00:41:23,921 --> 00:41:26,201
♪ That I idolise? ♪
461
00:41:26,521 --> 00:41:28,441
Maybe they're in Betty's house.
462
00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:31,841
♪ Honolulu baby
463
00:41:31,921 --> 00:41:33,921
♪ Where'd you get those eyes?
464
00:41:34,001 --> 00:41:36,001
♪ And your dark complexion
465
00:41:36,081 --> 00:41:37,921
♪ That I idolise?
466
00:41:38,001 --> 00:41:39,961
♪ Honolulu baby
467
00:41:40,041 --> 00:41:42,161
♪ Where'd you get those eyes?
468
00:41:42,241 --> 00:41:44,201
♪ And your dark complexion
469
00:41:44,281 --> 00:41:46,241
♪ That I idolise?
470
00:41:46,321 --> 00:41:48,521
♪ Honolulu baby... ♪
471
00:41:58,561 --> 00:42:01,921
Aloha! Baby's here!
472
00:42:11,961 --> 00:42:14,921
Aloha! Baby's here!
473
00:42:15,721 --> 00:42:17,721
Aloha!
474
00:42:27,281 --> 00:42:29,521
Get that thing out of the way!
475
00:42:29,601 --> 00:42:31,441
Aloha!
476
00:42:34,561 --> 00:42:36,361
Aloha!
477
00:42:37,241 --> 00:42:39,241
Baby's home, sugar.
478
00:42:41,681 --> 00:42:43,841
Get out of my way!
479
00:42:59,241 --> 00:43:02,921
- I wonder where she is.
- Maybe she went out.
480
00:43:03,481 --> 00:43:05,441
I know she went out,
481
00:43:05,521 --> 00:43:09,161
but what I'd like to know
is where did she went!
482
00:43:10,561 --> 00:43:12,761
Maybe she went to the mountains
with Betty.
483
00:43:12,841 --> 00:43:16,961
That's probably just where she is.
She makes me sick.
484
00:43:17,041 --> 00:43:18,481
She knew we were coming home today.
485
00:43:18,561 --> 00:43:20,681
What did she have to go
to the mountains for?
486
00:43:20,761 --> 00:43:25,321
If she didn't go to the mountains,
Muhammad would have to come here.
487
00:43:28,761 --> 00:43:32,161
What has Muhammad
got to do with my wife?
488
00:43:35,121 --> 00:43:36,681
"Notes from the clubs..."
489
00:43:36,761 --> 00:43:38,681
- Oh!
- What's the matter?
490
00:43:38,761 --> 00:43:41,881
"Honolulu liner sinking.
Foundering in typhoon.
491
00:43:41,961 --> 00:43:45,921
"Passengers and crew on SS Muana
in panic as wireless fails.
492
00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:50,201
"Sister ship Luana reaches scene
of disaster in 90-mile gale.
493
00:43:50,281 --> 00:43:53,321
"Rescue ship due back
in Los Angeles harbour tomorrow."
494
00:43:54,121 --> 00:43:56,321
- Oh!
- Can you beat that?
495
00:43:56,401 --> 00:44:00,201
I'm sure glad we didn't go.
If we'd have...
496
00:44:01,001 --> 00:44:03,801
- What are we going to do?
- We've got to get out of here.
497
00:44:03,881 --> 00:44:05,761
We'll go to a hotel, spend the night.
Come on.
498
00:44:05,841 --> 00:44:08,241
Put that paper down and let's go!
499
00:44:09,281 --> 00:44:11,401
Get that. Oh!
500
00:44:13,241 --> 00:44:15,481
Clean that up
so they won't know we've been here.
501
00:44:17,401 --> 00:44:19,921
- Betty, let me.
- I'll pay it.
502
00:44:20,001 --> 00:44:21,521
I think everything's done.
503
00:44:23,601 --> 00:44:25,321
Whoa!
504
00:44:25,401 --> 00:44:27,361
Quick, hide! Hide...
505
00:44:27,841 --> 00:44:30,161
No, not there. Get out!
506
00:44:32,961 --> 00:44:35,041
Wait. Come on!
507
00:44:47,641 --> 00:44:50,761
Betty, did you hear that?
508
00:44:50,841 --> 00:44:52,361
I certainly did.
509
00:45:01,921 --> 00:45:03,921
There's no one in there.
510
00:45:04,921 --> 00:45:10,121
Betty, I could have sworn
I heard that door close.
511
00:45:10,201 --> 00:45:14,201
It's probably our imagination.
We're both nervous and upset.
512
00:45:14,281 --> 00:45:18,161
Oh, Betty, do you really think
they're safe?
513
00:45:18,241 --> 00:45:21,401
Oh, don't worry, dear.
Let's think for the best.
514
00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:23,761
Oh.
515
00:45:25,001 --> 00:45:30,201
Oh. Oh!
I have the strangest feeling. I...
516
00:45:31,881 --> 00:45:35,121
I feel as if they were hovering
right over me!
517
00:45:35,201 --> 00:45:38,081
Don't talk that way!
You'll give me the jitters.
518
00:45:38,161 --> 00:45:40,521
I can't help it!
I've gone all to pieces!
519
00:45:40,601 --> 00:45:45,841
- If you act that way, I'm going!
- Don't leave me, Betty! Stop!
520
00:45:45,921 --> 00:45:48,521
We've got to face this situation
with determination.
521
00:45:48,601 --> 00:45:52,121
- I'm doing the best I can.
- I know. It's a terrible predicament.
522
00:45:52,441 --> 00:45:54,921
- Do you think they saw us?
- Of course not.
523
00:45:55,001 --> 00:45:56,961
If they had, they'd have been up here.
524
00:45:57,041 --> 00:46:01,401
To catch a Hardy, they've got
to get up very early in the morning.
525
00:46:01,601 --> 00:46:05,041
- What time?
- Oh, about half past... What time!
526
00:46:08,281 --> 00:46:12,081
Be careful.
Do you want them to hear us?
527
00:46:12,641 --> 00:46:14,801
How are we going to get to a hotel?
528
00:46:16,081 --> 00:46:19,281
Simple. We'll go down
through Betty's house.
529
00:46:24,641 --> 00:46:28,801
Locked. It looks like
we're here for the night.
530
00:46:29,281 --> 00:46:33,241
- We can't sit up here all night.
- We're not going to sit up all night.
531
00:46:33,321 --> 00:46:35,081
We'll fix ourselves a nice bed
532
00:46:35,161 --> 00:46:38,201
and be just as comfortable
as two peas in a pod.
533
00:46:41,121 --> 00:46:42,921
Oh.
534
00:46:44,761 --> 00:46:47,121
Give me a hand with this spring. Ow!
535
00:46:47,201 --> 00:46:50,241
Don't shush me!
536
00:47:14,241 --> 00:47:15,801
Hold this while I get some rope.
537
00:47:25,641 --> 00:47:28,081
Don't just sit there looking at me.
Do something to help me.
538
00:47:28,161 --> 00:47:29,921
Get me some rope or something.
539
00:47:30,001 --> 00:47:32,321
- What are you going to do with it?
- None of your business!
540
00:47:32,401 --> 00:47:33,881
Do as I tell you.
541
00:47:35,601 --> 00:47:38,561
It serves you right.
542
00:48:21,561 --> 00:48:25,361
Oh, Betty. I wish now
I'd let him go to the convention.
543
00:48:25,441 --> 00:48:27,281
He could have been having
such a good time
544
00:48:27,361 --> 00:48:29,561
instead of being
in that awful shipwreck.
545
00:48:33,601 --> 00:48:35,721
Oh, it's all my fault.
546
00:48:35,801 --> 00:48:39,241
Don't worry, Lottie. Maybe they're not
as bad off as we think.
547
00:48:39,321 --> 00:48:43,841
Oh, Betty. If I could only see him
just once more.
548
00:49:04,481 --> 00:49:06,521
I can't believe it.
549
00:49:06,601 --> 00:49:10,041
Just wait till you get back home,
you inflated tadpole!
550
00:49:12,081 --> 00:49:14,201
- Sit down!
- Oh, shut up!
551
00:49:14,961 --> 00:49:17,561
So Stan wouldn't dare lie to you?
552
00:49:17,641 --> 00:49:21,321
- Don't you worry about him.
- It's not your fault...
553
00:49:34,841 --> 00:49:36,681
Can you imagine them
going to that convention?
554
00:49:36,761 --> 00:49:38,401
I don't mind that so much.
555
00:49:38,481 --> 00:49:41,881
It's the idea of them making
a sucker out of me. Me!
556
00:49:41,961 --> 00:49:43,881
- That's what burns me up!
- Oh, sit down, Lottie.
557
00:49:43,961 --> 00:49:45,321
- You make me nervous.
- Oh, shut up!
558
00:49:45,401 --> 00:49:48,601
Stanley wouldn't dare lie to you!
559
00:49:48,801 --> 00:49:51,041
It's the first time he ever did.
560
00:49:51,121 --> 00:49:53,721
If it wasn't for your husband's
bad influence,
561
00:49:53,801 --> 00:49:55,401
it never would have happened.
562
00:49:55,481 --> 00:49:59,001
Is that so?
Are you trying to inferring
563
00:49:59,081 --> 00:50:01,121
that my husband alone
was the cause of this?
564
00:50:01,201 --> 00:50:02,561
I certainly am.
565
00:50:02,641 --> 00:50:05,681
That wax-eater of yours
is no different from the rest.
566
00:50:05,761 --> 00:50:08,001
He had just as much to do with this
as mine did.
567
00:50:08,081 --> 00:50:11,401
I admit he lied.
But there's one thing I do know.
568
00:50:11,721 --> 00:50:16,681
When he gets back home and I ask him,
he'll confess and tell me everything.
569
00:50:18,201 --> 00:50:20,521
That's more than
that blimp of yours will do.
570
00:50:22,921 --> 00:50:26,561
You just wait till they get home.
I'll show you who the truthful one is.
571
00:50:26,641 --> 00:50:28,881
I'll have you know
my Oliver is upright, honest...
572
00:50:28,961 --> 00:50:30,081
Oh, skip it!
573
00:50:31,641 --> 00:50:34,201
There you are. Fit for a king.
574
00:50:34,481 --> 00:50:37,321
We'll have a good night's sleep,
go down in the morning,
575
00:50:37,401 --> 00:50:41,641
tell them about the shipwreck
and nobody will be any the wiser.
576
00:50:42,641 --> 00:50:45,001
- I've certainly got to hand it to you.
- For what?
577
00:50:45,081 --> 00:50:46,881
Well, for the meticulous care
578
00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:50,521
with which you have executed
your finely-formulated machinations
579
00:50:50,601 --> 00:50:54,041
in extricating us
from this devastating dilemma.
580
00:50:58,721 --> 00:51:00,761
On the other hand...
581
00:51:01,401 --> 00:51:03,241
- Get in bed.
- Eh?
582
00:51:06,681 --> 00:51:08,681
Meticulous!
583
00:51:11,841 --> 00:51:13,561
Now hold it for me.
584
00:51:19,801 --> 00:51:23,001
- Now, isn't this nice?
- It sure is.
585
00:51:23,121 --> 00:51:25,921
We're just like two peas in a pot.
586
00:51:28,201 --> 00:51:31,841
Not pot. Pod.
587
00:51:32,601 --> 00:51:34,601
Pod.
588
00:51:42,801 --> 00:51:44,361
Pod.
589
00:51:45,921 --> 00:51:48,201
Well, good night, Lottie.
I'm going to run along.
590
00:51:48,281 --> 00:51:49,921
If they come here first,
give me a call.
591
00:51:50,001 --> 00:51:52,041
I'm dying to hear Oliver's story.
592
00:51:59,561 --> 00:52:01,961
Oh, Betty! What was that?
593
00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:05,761
- I'll find out.
- Oh, don't leave!
594
00:52:09,801 --> 00:52:12,561
They're probably asleep
and didn't hear it.
595
00:52:13,561 --> 00:52:15,041
We were sure lucky.
596
00:52:15,681 --> 00:52:19,481
Betty, do be careful.
It might be a burglar.
597
00:52:19,561 --> 00:52:20,801
Don't worry about me.
598
00:52:20,881 --> 00:52:23,761
I've got my gun
and I've never missed yet.
599
00:52:23,841 --> 00:52:26,801
Ooh! Let's get on the roof. Come on.
600
00:53:01,441 --> 00:53:03,841
There's something very strange
going on around here
601
00:53:03,921 --> 00:53:05,361
and I'm going to call the police.
602
00:53:05,441 --> 00:53:06,961
That's a good idea. Come on, let's go.
603
00:53:13,201 --> 00:53:16,001
- Now what are we going to do?
- What do you think?
604
00:53:16,081 --> 00:53:19,441
I'm not going to sit up here all night
and catch double pneumonia.
605
00:53:19,641 --> 00:53:21,761
We'll slide down the drainpipe,
606
00:53:21,841 --> 00:53:24,721
put our clothes on in the garage
and go to a hotel.
607
00:53:24,801 --> 00:53:27,561
You can do what you like,
but I'm going home.
608
00:53:27,641 --> 00:53:31,321
- What are you going to tell Betty?
- I'm going to tell her everything.
609
00:53:31,401 --> 00:53:33,801
- So you're turning yellow?
- Eh?
610
00:53:33,881 --> 00:53:34,881
You're yellow.
611
00:53:39,201 --> 00:53:42,881
- It must be the lightning.
- You little double-crosser.
612
00:53:42,961 --> 00:53:45,401
If you go downstairs
and spill the beans,
613
00:53:45,481 --> 00:53:48,961
I'll tell Betty that I caught you
smoking a cigarette.
614
00:53:49,041 --> 00:53:52,521
All right, go ahead and tell her.
What do you think...
615
00:53:53,601 --> 00:53:56,761
- Would you tell her that?
- I certainly would.
616
00:53:59,081 --> 00:54:01,401
- Would ya?
- I would.
617
00:54:03,681 --> 00:54:05,641
- Know what we'll do?
- What?
618
00:54:05,721 --> 00:54:09,841
We'll climb down the garage,
and change clothes in the drainpipe,
619
00:54:09,921 --> 00:54:15,441
go to a hotel, and we'll be just
as comfortable as two peas in a pod.
620
00:54:18,401 --> 00:54:20,361
Go on. Get down off the roof.
621
00:54:20,441 --> 00:54:22,881
You'll have me catching ammonia...
Er, spemonia.
622
00:54:41,441 --> 00:54:43,441
Spread your legs.
623
00:54:52,801 --> 00:54:55,641
Why did you tell me to spread my legs?
624
00:54:55,721 --> 00:54:58,721
Well, I didn't want you
to get your feet wet.
625
00:54:58,801 --> 00:55:00,121
Help me get out of here.
626
00:55:13,241 --> 00:55:15,321
Don't tell him anything.
627
00:55:15,401 --> 00:55:17,961
- What's going on here?
- Nothing, Officer.
628
00:55:18,041 --> 00:55:20,681
- Where do you live?
- I'd rather not say.
629
00:55:20,761 --> 00:55:24,401
So you don't want to talk, eh?
Where do you live?
630
00:55:24,481 --> 00:55:26,321
- Eh?
- Where do you live?
631
00:55:26,401 --> 00:55:30,121
- I live next door to him.
- Where does he live?
632
00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:33,761
- He lives in there.
- Oh, quit kidding. Where does he live?
633
00:55:33,841 --> 00:55:35,001
I'm not kidding.
634
00:55:35,121 --> 00:55:36,881
If you don't believe me,
go in and ask them.
635
00:55:36,961 --> 00:55:40,321
That's a good idea.
We'll find out. Come on.
636
00:55:40,401 --> 00:55:42,721
Come on. Get going. Hurry up.
637
00:55:44,561 --> 00:55:46,561
- Is this the house?
- Yes, sir.
638
00:55:48,721 --> 00:55:51,881
Here's another nice mess
you've gotten me into.
639
00:55:51,961 --> 00:55:56,201
- What are we going to tell them?
- Get your own story. I've got mine.
640
00:55:56,281 --> 00:55:57,281
I can't think.
641
00:55:57,361 --> 00:55:59,481
Betty, here they are now.
Where's that gun?
642
00:55:59,561 --> 00:56:01,801
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Calm yourself.
643
00:56:01,921 --> 00:56:04,161
Let's hear their story first,
because, don't forget,
644
00:56:04,241 --> 00:56:07,961
you and I have an argument to settle.
After that, you can do as you please.
645
00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:10,121
All right. I'll show you.
646
00:56:11,441 --> 00:56:13,921
Oh! Thank you, Officer.
647
00:56:14,001 --> 00:56:15,961
Oh, Oliver!
648
00:56:16,321 --> 00:56:18,121
What's happened?
Where are your clothes?
649
00:56:18,241 --> 00:56:19,601
Wait till I get my second wind.
650
00:56:19,681 --> 00:56:23,481
- Stanley, what's happened?
- You tell your story, Ollie.
651
00:56:24,721 --> 00:56:28,361
On our way back from Honolulu,
we were on a terrible shipwreck.
652
00:56:28,721 --> 00:56:30,961
You see, honey,
if you'd let me go to the convention,
653
00:56:31,041 --> 00:56:33,521
I wouldn't have gone through
this horrible experience.
654
00:56:33,721 --> 00:56:37,561
- Oh, well, tell us all about it.
- Please do.
655
00:56:38,001 --> 00:56:41,201
All right. We were sailing along
in clear weather
656
00:56:41,281 --> 00:56:44,321
when, all of a sudden,
a terrible storm came up.
657
00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:47,521
- Didn't it, Stanley?
- And we floundered in a typhoid.
658
00:56:48,641 --> 00:56:52,601
Not typhoid. He means typhoon, sugar.
659
00:56:52,881 --> 00:56:56,281
Then the ship started to shake
and we both dived overboard.
660
00:56:56,361 --> 00:56:58,281
- Didn't we, Stanley?
- Yeah.
661
00:56:58,361 --> 00:57:00,801
Just as the boat was going down
for the third time.
662
00:57:02,201 --> 00:57:04,001
And here we are.
663
00:57:04,081 --> 00:57:08,201
- Aren't you glad we got home safe?
- Well, what's new, sugar?
664
00:57:08,281 --> 00:57:12,281
The rescue ship with the survivors
doesn't get in until tomorrow.
665
00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:14,561
The rescue... Oh.
666
00:57:14,881 --> 00:57:17,241
It must have got there after we left.
667
00:57:17,321 --> 00:57:20,001
That's right.
It must have got there after we left.
668
00:57:20,081 --> 00:57:21,921
- Thank you, Stanley.
- You're welcome.
669
00:57:22,001 --> 00:57:23,361
Well, then how did you get here?
670
00:57:24,841 --> 00:57:26,841
Why, er...
671
00:57:27,481 --> 00:57:30,441
- Oh, we ship-hiked.
- That's right. We...
672
00:57:31,361 --> 00:57:33,841
- We ship-hiked.
- Ship-hiked?
673
00:57:33,921 --> 00:57:36,201
Yes. We thumbed our way.
674
00:57:36,281 --> 00:57:38,361
What do you mean, thumbed your way?
675
00:57:38,441 --> 00:57:40,721
Well, Stan and I
would be swimming along,
676
00:57:40,801 --> 00:57:42,641
we'd see a boat coming our way,
677
00:57:42,721 --> 00:57:45,161
we'd go like that,
and they'd pick us up.
678
00:57:45,241 --> 00:57:47,121
- Wouldn't they, Stanley?
- Yes, of course,
679
00:57:47,201 --> 00:57:49,041
that's if they were going our way,
mind you.
680
00:57:49,121 --> 00:57:50,121
Certainly.
681
00:57:50,201 --> 00:57:52,961
Now, you see, Betty?
He's no different from the rest.
682
00:57:53,841 --> 00:57:56,921
They're both like two peas in a pot.
683
00:57:57,121 --> 00:57:59,601
- Pod.
- Shut up!
684
00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:02,121
Have you anything else to say?
685
00:58:02,481 --> 00:58:05,201
Well, no. That's all there is.
686
00:58:05,921 --> 00:58:08,761
There isn't any more.
Is there, Stanley?
687
00:58:09,001 --> 00:58:13,441
No. That's our story
and we're stuck with it... In it.
688
00:58:16,441 --> 00:58:18,921
- Oliver.
- What, sugar?
689
00:58:20,041 --> 00:58:23,161
Oliver, I want you to be big.
690
00:58:23,721 --> 00:58:26,201
Bigger than you've ever been before.
691
00:58:27,121 --> 00:58:29,321
Are you telling me the truth?
692
00:58:30,321 --> 00:58:33,121
What do you mean,
am I telling you the truth?
693
00:58:33,201 --> 00:58:37,121
Do you think that a story like that
could come from my mind?
694
00:58:37,401 --> 00:58:41,201
If it wasn't the truth...
Why, it's ridiculous.
695
00:58:41,481 --> 00:58:44,721
- It's absurd.
- The silliest thing I ever heard.
696
00:58:44,801 --> 00:58:46,321
It certainly is.
697
00:58:46,401 --> 00:58:50,721
Why, it's too far-fetched not
to be the truth. Isn't it, Stanley?
698
00:58:51,161 --> 00:58:52,321
It's imposterous.
699
00:58:57,601 --> 00:59:00,081
- Stanley?
- What?
700
00:59:01,161 --> 00:59:03,161
Stanley?
701
00:59:06,201 --> 00:59:09,321
Honest confession
is good for the soul.
702
00:59:09,401 --> 00:59:11,401
Is Oliver telling the truth?
703
00:59:18,001 --> 00:59:20,001
Go ahead and tell her.
704
00:59:28,161 --> 00:59:30,161
Is he?
705
00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:35,521
No. We went to the convention.
We didn't go to Honolulu at all.
706
00:59:35,601 --> 00:59:39,001
He told me to tell you he was sick
and we didn't have a shipwreck.
707
00:59:39,081 --> 00:59:42,681
We were up in the attic and...
708
00:59:42,761 --> 00:59:46,161
We sat up in the attic.
He told me to...
709
00:59:46,761 --> 00:59:49,321
- Come on, Stanley.
- Oh! Look what she's got!
710
01:00:35,201 --> 01:00:37,041
How about you and me
going to the mountains?
711
01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:53,401
You're not moving out tonight,
are you, sugar?
712
01:00:56,801 --> 01:00:58,481
Why don't you wait till
tomorrow morning
713
01:00:58,561 --> 01:00:59,681
so we can talk it over?
714
01:01:27,721 --> 01:01:31,321
See, Stanley?
Honesty is the best policy.
715
01:02:04,121 --> 01:02:08,681
- I'll show you, you Son of the Desert!
- Go to a convention, will ya?
716
01:02:28,921 --> 01:02:29,961
Come in.
717
01:02:36,801 --> 01:02:40,081
- What'd she say?
- Never mind what she said.
718
01:02:40,561 --> 01:02:41,841
What did Betty say?
719
01:02:42,001 --> 01:02:45,161
Betty said that
honesty was the best politics.
720
01:02:48,841 --> 01:02:50,201
Look.
721
01:02:56,961 --> 01:02:59,401
♪ Honolulu baby
722
01:02:59,481 --> 01:03:01,481
♪ Won't you close those eyes? ♪
723
01:03:13,921 --> 01:03:14,921
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