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{\an8}ZI
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{\an8}ZIG,
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{\an8}ZIG,
YO
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{\an8}ZIG,
YOU
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{\an8}ZIG,
YOU ZA
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{\an8}ZIG,
YOU ZAG
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{\an8}ZIG,
YOU ZAG ♪
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♪ I LIKE COFFEE,
TEA'S YOUR BAG ♪
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♪ THOUGH IT MAKES
NO SENSE, IT'S TRUE ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO ME
WITHOUT YOU ♪
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{\an8}Brad Garrett:
'TIL DEATH IS FILMED IN FRONT
OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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{\an8}OKEY-DOKEY.
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{\an8}LET'S DO THIS.
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{\an8}WOW! WHAT'S WITH
THE SHIRT, MAGNUM?
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{\an8}WELL,
IT'S MY VACATION SHIRT.
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{\an8}YOU LIKE IT?
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{\an8}HMM...I DON'T
AND I DON'T.
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{\an8}WELL, YOU BETTER
GET USED TO IT,
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{\an8}BECAUSE I BOUGHT
A 5-PACK OF THESE
BABIES AT THE CARWASH
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{\an8}AND THIS IS
THE SUBTLE ONE.
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{\an8}ALL RIGHT, THAT'S EVERYTHING.
I HOPE THE KIDS ARE READY.
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{\an8}[SIGHS] YEAH, TELL ME
ONCE AGAIN--
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{\an8}WHY DO WE HAVE TO TAKE
A COMPLETE STRANGER
ON OUR FAMILY VACATION?
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{\an8}EDDIE, DOUG IS NOT
A COMPLETE STRANGER.
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{\an8}HE'S YOUR DAUGHTER'S
FIANCE.
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{\an8}[GROANS] I THOUGHT WE AGREED
NOT TO SAY THE "F" WORD.
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{\an8}COME ON, IF YOU WANT
TO SPEND TIME WITH ALLY,
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{\an8}YOU GOTTA SPEND TIME
WITH DOUG,
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{\an8}EVEN IF THAT INVOLVES
THE OCCASIONAL CONVERSATION
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{\an8}ABOUT HOW IF EVERYONE
OWNED A FRISBEE,
THERE WOULD BE NO WAR.
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{\an8}OH, GOD. THEY'RE GONNA BE
IN THEIR OWN ROOM
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{\an8}AND EVERY MORNING
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
LOOK AT THE AFTERGLOW.
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{\an8}I'M TELLING YOU,
IF I HAVE TO LOOK
AT THAT AFTERGLOW
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{\an8}AT THE BUFFET,
I'M THROWING THE OMELET
BAR INTO THE OCEAN.
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{\an8}[GIGGLING]
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{\an8}ARRR!
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{\an8}[GIGGLING]
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{\an8}ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
LET'S HIT IT.
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{\an8}THE SOONER WE GET
TO THE AIRPORT,
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{\an8}THE SOONER I CAN HAVE
A CINNAMON ROLL AND A BEER.
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{\an8}I JUST WANT TO SAY
HOW TOUCHED I AM
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{\an8}TO BE INCLUDED
IN YOUR FAMILY VACATION.
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{\an8}WELL, YOU'RE FAMILY NOW,
DOUG. RIGHT, EDDIE?
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{\an8}OH, GO TO HELL, WOMAN.
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{\an8}ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
LET'S HIT IT.
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{\an8}WE GOT A TIGHT SCHEDULE.
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{\an8}I--I ALSO JUST WANT TO SAY
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{\an8}THAT AS WE EMBARK
ON THIS JOURNEY AND...
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{\an8}FUTURE JOURNEYS,
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{\an8}I WILL BE PROUD
TO ASSUME THE MANTLE
OF ALPHA MALE,
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{\an8}AS MR. STARK
INEVITABLY FADES.
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{\an8}WHY DON'T YOU START NOW
AND PICK UP THE BIG BAG?
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HEY, KENNY,
HOW ARE YOU?
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HEY,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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SAD TIMES, MAN, REAL SAD.
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MY NANA DIED.
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OH... SORRY ABOUT THAT.
OH, I'M SORRY.
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[SIGHS] IT'S OK.
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I JUST NEED TO BE
AROUND GOOD FRIENDS RIGHT NOW
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TO COMFORT ME
IN MY TIME OF NEED.
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OH, WELL, KENNY,
WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.
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UNFORTUNATELY, RIGHT NOW
WE'RE HEADED FOR FLORIDA,
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SO WE WON'T ACTUALLY
BE HERE FOR YOU,
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WE'RE GONNA BE...
THERE...FOR YOU.
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BOTTOM LINE IS
WHEREVER WE ARE,
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WE'RE GONNA BE
SOMEWHERE FOR YOU.
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WELL, HEY, WHY DON'T
YOU COME ALONG?
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YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW,
AS MUCH AS I LIKE TO TRAVEL
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WITH AS MANY PEOPLE
AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE,
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THE FLIGHT TAKES OFF
IN A COUPLE HOURS,
SO WE REALLY GOTTA--
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OH, THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
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MY NANA LEFT ME OVER 200,000
FREQUENT FLYER MILES.
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SHE TRAVELED THE WORLD
WITH EARTH, WIND & FIRE.
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YEAH, AND MAYBE YOU COULD
STAY IN OUR ROOM.
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NO--DOUG, I THOUGHT
WE WERE GONNA SPEND
MOST OF OUR TIME...
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OH, YEAH.
YOU CAN'T STAY WITH US.
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YOU KNOW, ON SECOND THOUGHT,
I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US
ON THE VACATION
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AND YOU CAN SHARE A ROOM
WITH OUR DAUGHTER
AND HER BOYFRIEND.
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FANTASTIC! AND SINCE
I DO NOT HAVE A BAG,
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I WILL ALSO BE SHARING
A TOOTHBRUSH
AND A PAIR OF PANTS.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU INSIST ON BUYING
A GIANT PINK BEACH BAG
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IF I'M THE ONLY ONE
THAT'S GONNA BE CARRYING IT.
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I'M THINKING 6 FEET OF LEG
ENDING IN A SANDAL
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MIGHT BE WHAT
THEY'RE POINTING AT.
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HEY, LOOK, THESE ARE
THE LONGEST TRUNKS
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THEY SOLD AT THE PHARMACY.
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IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.
NO ONE GONNA SEE US
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BECAUSE WE'RE HERE AT 8 A.M.
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LISTEN, YOU KNOW
AS WELL AS I DO
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THAT YOU GOTTA
GET OUT HERE EARLY
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TO GET THE GOOD CHAIRS, OK?
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OR ELSE WE'RE HOVERING
AND WANDERING--
"OH, DID THEY GO TO LUNCH?
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I WONDER WHY
THEY LEFT THE HAT."
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I'M NOT GONNA DO THE DANCE, JOY.
I'M NOT DOING THE DANCE.
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GROOM'S SIDE,
BRIDE'S SIDE,
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AZALEAS HERE, CANDLES
LINING THE RAILINGS,
AND OF COURSE,
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THE BRIDE WILL ENTER
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FROM POOL
LOCKER ROOM "A."
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OH, SOUNDS GREAT.
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OH, LOOK, BABE.
THERE MUST BE A WEDDING
HERE THIS WEEKEND.
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YEAH, WELL,
THAT'S A REASON
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WHY I DIDN'T GET
A PARTIAL OCEAN VIEW.
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I SWEAR TO GOD,
I WILL BLOW THIS PLACE UP.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE, HERE...
[SNAPS FINGERS]
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COP A SQUAT.
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YES, RIGHT HERE.
HERE, REALLY?
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AHH. DON'T YOU SEE?
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IT'S EQUAL DISTANCE
FROM THE POOL,
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THE LADIES' JOHN,
AND THE BAR.
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ONE PLACE TO DRINK,
TWO PLACES TO PEE,
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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OHH...
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OHH...
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ALL RIGHT.
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OH, HEY, COULD YOU, UH,
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PUT SOME OF THIS
ON MY BACK?
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YEAH, CAN'T DO THAT, KID.
COME ON, EDDIE.
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SQUIRT IT ON THE CHAIR
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AND SQUIGGLE IN IT?
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DO YOU WANT ME TO BURN?
I'M GONNA BURN.
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HOW CAN YOU BURN?
THE SUN ISN'T EVEN OUT YET.
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OK, THE RAYS GO THROUGH
THE CLOUDS, MR. SCIENCE.
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LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET IT. NEVER MIND.
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OH--ALL RIGHT, NOW,
NOW, HERE, GIVE IT TO ME.
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GIVE IT TO ME.
NO.
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JUST--HERE, GIVE IT TO ME.
NO.
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GREAT. WELL--
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ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT.
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UHH.
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THERE YOU GO.
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DID YOU GET IT ALL EVEN?
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YEAH. YEAH, IT'S, UH,
IT'S INCREDIBLY EVEN.
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'CAUSE IT FEELS CLUMPY.
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WELL, YOU WANT IT CLUMPY.
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THAT WAY THE SUN WON'T
PENETRATE THROUGH
THAT CREAM PUDDLE.
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OH, MY. THAT--
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THAT'S ROMANTIC.
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LOOK, THE IMPORTANT THING
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IS THAT WE'RE TOGETHER
ON VACATION.
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HERE'S YOUR BOOK.
SEE YOU IN 7 HOURS.
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[GROANS]
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[SIGHS]
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MORNING, PUMPKIN.
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MORNING, SNOOKIE.
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MORNIN', PUMPKIN
AND SNOOKIE.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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STOP.
DON'T DO THAT, KENNY, NO.
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SO, KENNY, HOW ARE YOU?
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OH, I'M DOING ALL RIGHT.
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I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT MY NANA A LOT.
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BUT I'M GETTING PAST IT.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING TODAY?
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OH, PROBABLY JUST GONNA
SLEEP IN, YOU KNOW,
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RELAX, SPEND SOME QUALITY
TIME WITH MY FIANCEE.
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SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
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AHH.
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OR MAYBE
WE SHOULD GET UP.
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YEAH. HEY.
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HEY, KENNY...
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UM...IT MIGHT BE
A GOOD IDEA
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FOR YOU TO GET OUT,
YOU KNOW?
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UH, APPARENTLY
THERE'S A FAMILY
OF SEA TURTLES
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THAT LIVES
IN THE LAGOON OUTSIDE.
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OH, COOL.
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IT SAYS HERE THEY, UH,
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THEY CAN LIVE UP TO 200 YEARS.
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DAMN IT, NANA,
WHY COULDN'T YOU BE
A SEA TURTLE?
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I DON'T KNOW, MAN,
I'LL PROBABLY JUST
HANG IN THE ROOM ALL DAY.
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OH, OK.
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WELL, HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE TO TAKE A ROMANTIC
HORSEBACK RIDE ON THE BEACH?
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THAT MIGHT DO THE TRICK!
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NO, I--I WAS TALKING
TO ALLISON.
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THAT'S OK, BRING HER ALONG.
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DIBS ON THE FIRST SHOWER.
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HA HA HA HA!
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SEE?
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HOVERERS.
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THAT COULD HAVE BEEN US.
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HA HA!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WHERE'D YOU GET THAT PEANUT
BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH?
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WELL, NOW, YOU'RE A LITTLE
HOSTILE WITH YOUR QUESTION.
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BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW,
I MADE IT AND BROUGHT IT
FROM HOME.
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WANT A BITE?
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT, NO.
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MM.
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OH. FORGIVE ME
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FOR PRESENTING HER HIGHNESS
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WITH ONE OF AMERICA'S
FAVORITE FOODS.
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I'M SORRY. I JUST ASSUMED
THAT ON VACATION
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WE WOULD BE EATING FOOD
THAT WAS PREPARED
IN THE SAME STATE.
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WELL, BY THAT RATIONALE,
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WE WOULD BE PAYING $22
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FOR A SANTA FE
CHIPOTLE CAESAR.
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YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
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YEAH? WANT TO KNOW
WHAT ELSE IS UNBELIEVABLE?
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CHECK THIS OUT.
WHAT?
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I BROUGHT HALF OF MY ROOT BEER
FROM THE PLANE.
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WHAT IS COVERING--
IS THAT THE--
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BAND-AID THAT WAS ON
THE BACK OF YOUR NECK?
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MAYBE.
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OH, MY GOD!
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COME ON,
IT AIN'T NO THANG.
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IT'S ALL ME. COME ON.
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MM. I FORGOT
I PUT MY GUM IN THERE.
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OH, HEY, MOM,
HEY, DAD.
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GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
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HEY! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
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HOW COME YOU GUYS DIDN'T
TELL ME YOU WERE LEAVING?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS
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FOR LETTING ME
PAL AROUND WITH YOU.
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NOT AT ALL.
WE LOVED IT.
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YOU GUYS GOT PRETTY FAR
AHEAD OF ME ON THOSE HORSES.
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YEAH, WELL, WE ALMOST GOT
STUCK IN THAT PRIVATE COVE
ALL BY OURSELVES,
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BUT LUCKILY YOU FOUND US.
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THAT I DID.
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MR. BOJANGLES HAD TO JUMP
SOME PRETTY BIG ROCKS
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TO KEEP UP
WITH YOU LOVEBIRDS.
HA HA HA HA!
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3 PART MARGARITAS
AND 3 CRAZY STRAWS.
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OK! HEE HEE!
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FIRST ONE TO THE BOTTOM
HAS A PRETTY SERIOUS
DRINKING PROBLEM.
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DRINK UP!
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MY NAME IS LISA,
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME
IF WE DON'T NEED ANYTHING?
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HA HA HA HA!
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YOU'RE FUNNY.
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[KENNY CHUCKLING]
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AND, UH,
HE'S ALSO SINGLE.
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AND HE'S PRETTY EASY
ON THE EYES. HUH?
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YEAH.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING TODAY?
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WE'RE GONNA GO BOOGIE-BOARDING.
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OH, I LOVE
BOOGIE-BOARDING.
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NO KIDDING?
NO WAY.
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WOW! THAT'S...WHAT?
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UH-HUH.
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YOU GUYS SHOULD TOTALLY
GO DO THAT TOGETHER.
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YEAH.
YOU MEAN JUST THE TWO OF US?
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WE DON'T EVEN
KNOW EACH OTHER.
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COME ON, YOU'RE BOTH HERE,
YOU BOTH LOVE BOOGIE-BOARDING.
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SEIZE THE DAY.
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KNOCK, KNOCK.
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WHO'S THERE? LIFE.
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YOU GUYS DON'T WANT TO COME?
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NO. NO, UH,
WE CAN'T BOOGIE-BOARD
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BECAUSE WHENEVER I--
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I FLOAT ON WATER
HORIZONTALLY...
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I VOMIT.
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YEAH. SCIENCE HAS
NO EXPLANATION.
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NO. EEW.
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SO, UH--BUT YOU GUYS
HAVE A GOOD TIME
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AND WE'LL CATCH YOU
ON THE FLIP-FLOP.
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OH.
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[CHUCKLES]
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UH, I KNOW THIS IS A BAD WAY
TO START A DATE,
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BUT I CANNOT PAY
FOR ANY OF THIS.
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IF YOU'RE HUNGRY,
ORDER SOME FOOD.
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I'M NOT HUNGRY.
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THEN STOP STARING
AT MY SANDWICH.
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I'M NOT.
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GOOD. 'CAUSE I
AM GONNA FINISH
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THIS WHOLE THING MYSELF.
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FINE.
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WHAT ARE YOU PLANS
FOR THE PARSLEY
AND ORANGE SLICE?
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HONEY, CALM DOWN.
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I CAN'T CALM DOWN.
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HONESTLY, I JUST DON'T THINK
I CAN GO THROUGH WITH IT.
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IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL
TO HAVE COLD FEET.
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THIS ISN'T COLD FEET.
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THIS MORNING,
I WAS AT THE POOL,
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AND THERE WAS THIS
REALLY OLD MARRIED COUPLE.
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AND THEY WERE MISERABLE.
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HE WOULDN'T RUB
SUNSCREEN ON HER,
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AND SHE JUST READ HER BOOK
AND WOULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM.
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I MEAN, AT ONE POINT,
HIS TOE TOUCHED HER LEG
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AND SHE SMACKED IT AWAY.
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HEH.
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SOUNDS A LITTLE BIT LIKE US.
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THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS US.
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WE'RE THE MISERABLE
OLD MARRIED COUPLE.
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HUH. SMALL WORLD.
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00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,466
HEY, I WONDER IF YOU HAVE TO
ORDER THE TACOS
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00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:09,669
TO HIT THE SALSA BAR.
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00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:12,304
I JUST STARTED THINKING,
OVER 50% OF COUPLES
GET DIVORCED,
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00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,507
AND EVEN IF YOU STAY TOGETHER,
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YOU END UP LIKE THAT.
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I MEAN, IF THAT'S
WHAT MARRIAGE IS,
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I WANT NO PART OF IT.
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EXCUSE ME.
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HI.
HI.
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OH, MY GOD.
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I'M--I'M SO SORRY.
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NO, NO, NO.
NO, THAT IS OK. IT'S OK.
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MAY I? OK.
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LISTEN, I, UM, COULDN'T HELP
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00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,959
BUT OVERHEAR
WHAT YOU WERE SAYING,
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AND, UH, I JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOW THAT
YOU COMPLETELY
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HAVE THE WRONG IMPRESSION OF US.
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OUR MARRIAGE IS AWESOME.
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OF COURSE IT IS.
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YES, IT IS.
IT IS REALLY AWESOME.
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TELL HER, EDDIE--
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OK, THAT IS NOT MEDIUM.
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00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:50,676
EDDIE.
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[SNAPS FINGERS]
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COME HERE.
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I WANT YOU TO TELL
THIS YOUNG LADY
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HOW AWESOME OUR MARRIAGE IS.
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IT'S THE BOMB.
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YOU GOT US
ON A BAD MORNING.
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WE LOVE OUR LIVES.
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IN FACT, TO BE HONEST, UH,
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IF WE HAD IT ALL
TO DO OVER AGAIN,
WE WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING.
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TRUE. THOUGH I MAY HAVE
GO UP ONE SIZE
IN THE PHARMACY SHORTS, BUT...
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[CHUCKLING]
317
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LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO OFFEND YOU GUYS.
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00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,940
UH, I'M SURE
YOUR MARRIAGE IS GREAT.
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00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,008
OH, IT IS. IT IS GREAT.
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00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,644
I MEAN, WE HAVE OUR
OCCASIONAL DISAGREEMENTS,
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LIKE ANY OTHER COUPLE.
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WE RARELY HAVE SEX.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE GONNA
LOOK AT SOME FLOWERS.
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IT WAS VERY NICE
MEETING YOU.
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OH, UH--
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THAT IS WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA LEAVE HER WITH?
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00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:43,395
YOU'RE RIGHT. HEY, DON'T WORRY,
THE FIRST 2 MONTHS ARE A BLAST.
329
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,103
YOU KNOW,
I FEEL KIND OF BAD
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00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,272
FOR PAWNING KENNY OFF
ON THAT WAITRESS.
331
00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:55,074
OH, I THINK THEY'RE PROBABLY
HAVING A GREAT TIME.
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00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:57,810
WHY IS THERE A SOCK
ON THE DOOR?
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[LAUGHS]
HUH.
334
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:02,281
THAT IS WEIRD.
WEIRD.
335
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:05,217
HEY!
WHAT'S GOIN' ON, GUYS?
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00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,086
WELL, I--I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING BOOGIE-BOARDING
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WITH THE WAITRESS.
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OH--OH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH. WE--WE--
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00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,258
JUST CAME BACK
TO THE ROOM TO CHANGE
INTO OUR SWIM SUITS
340
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:15,494
AND, UH...WE'RE KIND OF
STILL DOING THAT.
341
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,064
OH.
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00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,666
WELL...OK,
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00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,869
WELL, DO YOU GUYS THINK
YOU'LL BE DOING THAT
FOR A WHILE?
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00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:27,807
UH...UH, I IMAGINE
WE WILL, YES.
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00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,475
BY THE WAY, I WANT TO
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH
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FOR HOOKING ME UP WITH HER.
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00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,011
YEAH.
348
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,513
I'M REALLY STARTING
TO FEEL BETTER.
349
00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:35,714
YEAH.
350
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,050
WELL, ABSOLUTELY,
ABSOLUTELY. UM...
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00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,685
SO, UH, WHEN DO YOU THINK,
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00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,420
UH, YOU'LL BE DONE
WITH THE ROOM,
353
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,823
BECAUSE WE WOULD
KIND OF HOPING
354
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:46,959
TO DO WHAT YOU GUYS
ARE DOING.
355
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:48,527
OH...WELL, I'M NOT SURE.
356
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:50,029
JUST KEEP YOUR EYE
ON THE SOCK.
357
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,103
[DOOR OPENS]
358
00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:59,805
HEY, EDDIE, I WAS JUST--
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00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,407
SHH, SHH, SHH.
360
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,676
MINIBAR HAS WEIGHT SENSORS.
361
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,478
IT CAN TELL WHEN
I'VE TAKEN SOMETHING.
362
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,813
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
363
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:09,381
WELL, YOU KNOW HOW
IN INDIANA JONES
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00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,517
HE REPLACED THE IDOL
WITH THE BAG OF SAND?
365
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:14,086
YEAH.
WELL, WHY CAN'T THAT WORK
366
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:18,290
WITH A LARGE BAG OF...
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00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,658
TRAIL MIX!
368
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:22,494
HA HA HA!
369
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:23,929
DON'T YOU THINK THE
HOTEL IS GONNA NOTICE
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00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,598
THERE'S A ROCK
IN THE REFRIGERATOR?
371
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,199
NO, I THINK THEY'RE
GONNA BE TOO BUSY
372
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,501
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE CLOCK RADIO.
373
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,471
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WHAT'S WRONG?
374
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,173
OH, I CAN'T
STOP THINKING
375
00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:36,041
ABOUT THAT GIRL
AT LUNCH TODAY.
376
00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:39,845
OH, YOU MEAN THE PRO
THAT WAS WORKING THE BAR?
377
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,280
NO.
378
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,582
THE GIRL THAT THOUGHT
WE WERE MISERABLE AND OLD.
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00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:45,217
ARE YOU STILL
GOING ON WITH THAT?
380
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:46,619
WHY DO YOU CARE
WHAT STRANGERS THINK?
381
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,121
EDDIE, SHE OBSERVED US
FOR, LIKE, 2 MINUTES,
382
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,290
AND SHE WAS READY
TO CALL OFF HER WEDDING.
383
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,791
I DON'T WANT TO BE
THE POSTER COUPLE
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00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,727
FOR WHY YOU SHOULDN'T
GET MARRIED.
385
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,295
WELL, SURE, WE LOOK
MISERABLE TO THEM.
386
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,330
I MEAN, THEY'RE ALL
BRIGHT-EYED AND BUSHY-TAILED
387
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,132
BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST
BEGINNING THE RACE.
388
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,568
YOU AND I, WE'VE RUN
A FRICKIN' MARATHON TOGETHER.
389
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,470
OF COURSE WE LOOK LIKE HELL.
390
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,372
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT OK WITH THAT.
391
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:07,573
COME ON, WE'RE GOING OUT.
392
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:10,743
YEAH.
WHAT? YOU WANT TO GO OUT NOW?
393
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:14,413
NO, BUT WE WERE JUST
GONNA WATCH 6 COMPLIMENTARY
MINUTES OF BABY MAMA.
394
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,015
NO, NO, NO.
WE ARE GOING DOWNSTAIRS,
395
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:19,518
WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING
ROMANTIC, AND--
PUT ON PANTS.
396
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,120
N-NO, NO, NOT PANTS.
397
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,255
I'M ON VACATION
SO I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR PANTS.
398
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,357
I'M HAVING A VACATION
FROM PANTS.
399
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,259
WHATEVER. GET DRESSED.
400
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:29,728
BUT-- BUT--
401
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:31,063
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
402
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:32,398
BUT KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED
403
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,534
FOR A ROCK THAT WEIGHS
THE SAME AS AN APPLE JUICE.
404
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,504
OHH...
405
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,339
OH, MY GOD.
406
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,907
OHH!
407
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,575
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
408
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:44,810
I'M NOT EVEN
INTO YOU RIGHT NOW.
409
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,312
I JUST WANT
TO GET SOME SLEEP.
410
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:50,582
YOU ARE NOT CHAMPAGNE,
411
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,818
AND YOU ARE NOT CHOCOLATES.
412
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,954
COME ON, KENNY,
JUST LET US IN.
413
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,022
LISA AND I ARE JUST
GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
414
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,124
YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE
FOR 7 HOURS.
415
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:01,727
SHE'S A COMPLICATED WOMAN.
416
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,563
WELL, CAN WE AT LEAST
GET SOME PILLOWS?
417
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:05,798
I DON'T WANT TO BE
TOO SPECIFIC,
418
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,499
BUT THE PILLOWS
HAVE BEEN REPURPOSED.
419
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:12,004
IF THE SOCK IS HANGIN',
DON'T BOTHER BANGIN'.
420
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,111
YOU'RE HURTING MY HAND.
421
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,746
EDDIE,
WE ARE MADLY IN LOVE
422
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:22,548
AND I AM GONNA
PROVE IT TO THAT GIRL
423
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,417
IF I HAVE TO RIP
YOUR HAND OFF
AND CARRY IT AROUND
424
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,220
WITHOUT YOUR STUPID
BODY ATTACHED.
425
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,657
HI. TWO.
426
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,158
OH! THERE THEY ARE.
427
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:37,596
OK. ACT HAPPY.
428
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:38,864
HOW CAN I ACT HAPPY
429
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,966
WHEN YOU'RE SMILING
LIKE A NUTCRACKER?
430
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,535
COME ON.
431
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:45,004
OH, HI THERE!
432
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:46,171
HELLO AGAIN.
433
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:47,973
NICE TO SEE YOU.
WE'RE OUT FOR
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00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:51,176
A MOONLIGHT STROLL
AND A LITTLE ROMANTIC
DINNER FOR TWO.
435
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:52,811
HA HA HA.
436
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:55,447
AHEM! AHEM.
437
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,583
PULL THE CHAIR OUT.
WHAT?
438
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,351
PULL THE CHAIR OUT.
439
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:05,924
WHY, THANK YOU, LOVER.
440
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,726
[GIGGLES]
441
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:11,096
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
442
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,398
KISS ON THE CHEEK. AHEM.
443
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,233
WHAT?
KISS ON THE CHEEK.
444
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,103
OK, OK.
MMM!
445
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:21,373
DEAR GOD, PEOPLE
ARE TRYING TO EAT HERE.
446
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,376
OH, YOU.
447
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,845
ALL RIGHT.
448
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,848
NOW SAY SOMETHING
INTERESTING AND WITTY.
449
00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:31,617
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
450
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,818
HA HA HA HA HA!
451
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:36,822
THAT IS SO INTERESTING
AND WITTY!
452
00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:38,757
OK, NOW YOU LAUGH
AT WHAT I SAY.
453
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,826
OK. SAY SOMETHING FUNNY
AND I'LL LAUGH.
454
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:42,361
OHH!
[KICKS]
455
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,796
[LAUGHING]
456
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,702
PICK UP YOUR MENU,
FIND A WINE YOU CAN PRONOUNCE,
457
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,204
AND ORDER IT, PLEASE.
458
00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:54,073
[SPOON TAPPING ON GLASS]
AHEM!
459
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,475
YOU KNOW, I REALLY
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
460
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,944
ON OCCASIONS LIKE THIS,
BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER
BEEN MARRIED.
461
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,179
OH--OH--
OH! I HAVE!
462
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,981
SHH!
PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
463
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,418
LET ME JUST SAY THIS--
464
00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:07,786
MAY...
465
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:11,023
MAY YOUR MARRIAGE
BE AS BLESSED AS OURS.
466
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,324
MAY YOU...
467
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,927
LAUGH EVERY DAY,
468
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,496
MAKE LOVE EVERY DAY...
469
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,898
AND, UM...
470
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:23,335
JUST LIVE EVERY DAY!
471
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:28,140
TO YOU.
472
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,645
[GLASSES CLINK]
473
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,918
THAT WASN'T
A VERY GOOD SPEECH.
474
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,087
NO, IT WASN'T
A VERY GOOD SPEECH.
475
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:44,923
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT FOR A MOMENT
476
00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:48,060
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT
THAT WE COULD INSPIRE
OTHER PEOPLE TO GET MARRIED.
477
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,728
YOU SEE, NOW,
THAT'S FUNNY.
478
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:51,997
YOU KNOW WHAT, EDDIE?
YOU WIN.
479
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:54,166
I GIVE UP. OK?
480
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,634
HEY, FORGET ABOUT DINNER.
481
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,703
WE'LL JUST GO ACROSS THE STREET
TO THE GAS STATION
482
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,271
AND PICK UP A CAN OF TUNA
483
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:00,973
AND HEAD ON BACK TO THE ROOM
484
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:05,377
AND WATCH 6 MINUTES
OF EVERY MOVIE
THAT WAS RELEASED LAST SUMMER.
485
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,418
[SIGHS]
486
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:14,686
I'M SORRY.
487
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,955
WHATEVER.
488
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,496
WHAT?
489
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,165
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
490
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:28,100
OH, PLEASE, DON'T MAKE FUN
OF ME NOW.
491
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,136
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
I WOULD LIKE TO DANCE
WITH MY WIFE.
492
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,238
WELL, NOT--IT'S OVER.
493
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,773
WE'RE NOT GONNA
IMPRESS THEM NOW.
494
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,909
I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR THEM.
495
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,744
COME.
496
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,352
[SIGHS]
497
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:51,957
THIS IS NICE, HUH?
498
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:53,392
MM-HMM.
499
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,727
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
WE SLOW-DANCED?
500
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,096
RICKY SHAPIRO'S BAR MITZVAH.
501
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,498
HE'S A SURGEON NOW.
502
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,799
HMM.
503
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:05,003
WELL...LET'S NOT WAIT
THAT LONG NEXT TIME, OK?
504
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,377
YOU TWO LOOK GOOD OUT HERE.
505
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,513
WELL, YOU SPEND
ENOUGH YEARS TOGETHER,
506
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,582
YOU LEARN A FEW MOVES...
507
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:17,883
[LAUGHS]
508
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:19,718
YOU SEE THAT?
YES.
509
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,019
[BOTH LAUGHING]
510
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,221
OHH...
511
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,455
HEY, YOU TWO.
512
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,891
IN 20 YEARS,
MAY YOU BE LUCKY ENOUGH
513
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,594
TO BE AS HAPPY AS WE ARE.
514
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,529
DON'T WORRY. EVERY BRIDE
HAS HER DOUBTS.
515
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:33,632
YOU'RE HAVING DOUBTS?
516
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,335
UM...WHAT?
517
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,970
UH...
518
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,404
YOU DID NOT
KNOW THAT.
519
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,341
OK, GUYS, HUH?
520
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,576
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SOMETHING
UP-TEMPO FOR THE YOUNG'UNS.
521
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:45,911
THERE YOU GO. COME ON.
522
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,312
[SNAPS FINGERS]
POP, POP, POP.
523
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:48,981
LET'S GO.
524
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:54,820
WELL, THAT WAS QUITE
A NIGHT LAST NIGHT.
525
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:55,988
AH...
526
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,557
DO I DETECT A LITTLE
AFTERGLOW ON MILADY?
527
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:00,025
[CHUCKLES]
528
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,160
{\an8}WELL, IT'S MOSTLY SUNBURN,
BUT I WILL GIVE YOU THAT.
529
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,962
{\an8}MMM.
HA HA HA.
530
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,266
{\an8}AH, SON OF A BITCH.
531
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,468
{\an8}SOMEBODY GOT OUR CHAIRS.
532
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:20,379
{\an8}DOUG...
533
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,681
{\an8}I THINK IT'S MORNING.
534
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,449
{\an8}I'LL GO CHECK THE SOCK.
535
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,258
{\an8}[CHEERING]
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