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{\an8}A TOAST.
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{\an8}ON THE EVE
OF HER WEDDING,
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{\an8}TO MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER
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{\an8}AND HER BEAUTIFUL
MOTHER.
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{\an8}OOH!
THANK YOU, DADDY.
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{\an8}THANK YOU,
HONEY.
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{\an8}AREN'T YOU
FORGETTING
SOMEONE?
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{\an8}YES.
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{\an8}UH, TO DOUG.
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{\an8}MAYBE I'M WRONG.
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{\an8}[SIGHS]
I'M SO EXCITED
FOR THE TWO OF YOU.
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{\an8}OH, YEAH.
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{\an8}I WANNA--I WANNA CRY.
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{\an8}BUT I PROMISED MYSELF
I WOULDN'T
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{\an8}BECAUSE MY EYES
WILL GET PUFFY.
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{\an8}AND THAT IS
THE SENSITIVE NATURE
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{\an8}THAT STOLE THE HEART
OF MY DAUGHTER.
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{\an8}AND KNOCKED HER UP.
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{\an8}SO, DOUG,
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{\an8}WELCOME TO OUR FOLD.
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{\an8}I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE PART OF A FOLD.
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{\an8}ALL RIGHT.
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{\an8}AHEM. MAYBE WE
SHOULD LET THEM
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{\an8}GET THEIR
BEAUTY SLEEP.
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{\an8}YES, AND DOUG,
YOU SLEEP IN.
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{\an8}GOOD NIGHT.
LOVE YOU GUYS.
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{\an8}LOVE YOU, HONEY.
LOVE YOU, BABE.
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{\an8}MWAH!
SLEEP GOOD.
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{\an8}MMM.
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{\an8}OH, WAIT.
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{\an8}ISN'T IT BAD LUCK
FOR THE, UH, GROOM
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{\an8}TO SEE THE BRIDE
THE NIGHT BEFORE
THE WEDDING?
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{\an8}HONEY,
SHE'S THREE MONTHS PREGNANT.
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{\an8}THEY LIVE IN A TRAILER
IN OUR BACKYARD.
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{\an8}LUCK HAS SPOKEN.
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{\an8}HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
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{\an8}SEE YOU
IN THE MORNING.
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{\an8}YOU HAPPY, BABE?
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{\an8}[SIGHS]
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{\an8}PROMISE
NOT TO TELL ANYONE?
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{\an8}YES, I DO.
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{\an8}I AM.
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{\an8}I AM.
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{\an8}I'M FEELING HOPE.
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{\an8}OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
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{\an8}THAT'S JUST GAS.
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{\an8}COME ON.
THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE AFRAID OF.
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{\an8}AT LEAST,
THAT'S WHAT
OUR SHRINK TELLS US.
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{\an8}OH, YOU MEAN
DR. WINEGLASS?
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{\an8}[SNICKERING]
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{\an8}LUCKY FOR US HE
MAKES HOUSE CALLS.
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{\an8}YES, HE DOES.
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{\an8}COME ON, EDDIE. LOOK
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
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{\an8}AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE?
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{\an8}HMM.
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{\an8}MOST MARRIAGES
END IN DIVORCE.
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{\an8}AW, THAT'S WHAT
I LOVE ABOUT YOU.
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{\an8}YOU'RE ALWAYS
MY LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE.
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{\an8}WITH YOU, THE WINEGLASS
IS ALWAYS HALF FULL.
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NOT FOR LONG.
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YEP.
[CLINK]
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[SIGHS]
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AHH! OH, GOD.
THAT WAS GREAT.
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WE DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING.
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I KNOW.
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HA!
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TOMORROW IS
ALLY'S WEDDING DAY,
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AND I AM
GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL.
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YOU JUST SAID YOU'RE
GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL.
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WHAT DID I SAY?
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YOU SAID, "I'M GONNA
BE BEAUTIFUL."
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NO, I DID NOT.
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SHE IS GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL.
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BUT I'M GONNA LOOK
DAMN GOOD, TOO.
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I JUST HOPE IT
DOESN'T TURN INTO
A GRIMM'S FAIRY TALE.
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IT IS NOT GONNA BE GRIM.
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I'M GONNA BE
ROMANTIC AND PERFECT.
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SEE? YOU JUST
SAID IT AGAIN.
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NO, YOU SAID, "I'M
GONNA BE ROMANTIC
AND PERFECT."
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[LAUGHING]
I DID NOT.
NO, YOU DID.
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NO. JUST GO TO SLEEP.
OK. ALL RIGHT.
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BUT YOU DID SAY IT.
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ARE YOU NERVOUS?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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HEY, NOTHING
CAN GO WRONG, ALLY.
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DOUG, DON'T
SAY THAT.
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IT'S A WEDDING.
EVERYTHING CAN
GO WRONG.
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STOP WORRYING
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AND ENJOY YOUR LAST NIGHT
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AS MS. STARK.
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TOMORROW, YOU BECOME
MRS. VON STEUSSEN-STARK.
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I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO SPELLING THAT
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TO EVERYONE I MEET
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
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IT'S A GREAT NAME, DOUG.
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ALTHOUGH IT DOES GIVE ME
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THE SUDDEN URGE
TO BOMB LONDON.
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GOOD NIGHT, MRS.
VON S-T-E-U-S-S-E-N-DASH-STARK
LIKE IT SOUNDS.
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BEFORE YOU TAKE
YOUR FINAL VOWS,
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IS THERE ANYONE HERE
WHO OBJECTS TO THE UNION
OF THESE TWO PEOPLE?
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[BANGING]
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I OBJECT!
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I DON'T WANT
MY DAUGHTER TO MARRY
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THIS LOWLIFE,
NO-GOOD...
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WE CAN CONTINUE NOW.
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SO, NOW, WITH THE POWER
INVESTED IN ME
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BY MOTHER NATURE
AND THE FOUR WINDS--
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[KNOCKING]
DOUG.
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DOUG, WE NEED
YOUR HELP.
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WHAT'S WRONG,
LITTLE FELLA?
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GREEDY MEN
ARE DESTROYING
THE ECOSYSTEM
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AND POISONING
MY COUSINS,
THE WHALES.
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ONLY YOU
CAN HELP US.
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WELL, GUYS,
I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF MY WEDDING RIGHT NOW.
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IT'S YOUR CALL,
DOUG.
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HONEY, DO YOU MIND
IF I GO SAVE THE WHALES?
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DOUG, WHATEVER
YOU THINK IS RIGHT
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IS THE RIGHT THING
FOR THE PLANET.
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UH, DOUG,
BEFORE YOU GO,
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COULD YOU GET MOTHER JOY
ANOTHER DRINKIE?
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UH, AND PUT IT
ON THE ROCKS
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BEFORE THE ICECAPS MELT.
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SO YOU'RE FINALLY AWARE
OF GLOBAL WARMING.
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NO, I'M AWARE
OF VODKA WARMING.
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WELL, AS LONG
AS I'M AROUND,
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THE ICECAPS'LL
NEVER MELT.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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FOLLOW ME, FELLAS.
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[GIGGLING]
HEY!
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YOU DID THAT
ON PORPOISE.
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{\an8}[TEXAS ACCENT]
WHERE'D YOU HIDE THE TUNA?
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I WANT MY SANDWICH.
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[LAUGHING]
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THERE IS
NO MORE TUNA.
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YOU OVERFISHED THEM.
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WRONG ANSWER, FAT BOY.
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OPEN THAT BLOWHOLE.
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[COUGHING]
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Doug: HEY, YOU.
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STOP TORTURING
THAT WHALE.
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THIS AIN'T TORTURE.
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IT'S AGGRESSIVE
INTERROGATION.
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DOESN'T EVEN HURT.
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WAIT A MIN--STOP! STOP!
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I-IT HURTS.
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HAVE YOU LEARNED
THE ERROR OF
YOUR WAYS?
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YES, BUT IT'S TOO LATE.
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'CAUSE WE'RE ALL
GONNA BE KILLED
BY THAT ASTEROID.
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[LAUGHING]
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I SAID, "ASS."
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DON'T WORRY,
MR. DISGRACED
PRESIDENT.
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UNLIKE YOU, I'LL
TAKE CARE OF IT.
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THIS ISN'T
AN ASTEROID.
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IT'S A TRASHTEROID.
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
YOU DON'T RECYCLE, KIDS.
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[GRUNTING]
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THE WORLD IS SAFE.
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THANKS FOR CHILLING
MY COCKTAIL.
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OH, AND SAVING
THE PLANET.
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DO YOU HAVE THE RING?
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RIGHT HERE.
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I MADE IT MYSELF.
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IT'S AN ECO-FRIENDLY
NON-BLOOD DIAMOND.
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OH, DOUG.
YOU'RE MY HERO.
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I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
SAVIOR OF THE WORLD
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AND WIFE.
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YOU MAY NOW KISS
THE BRIDE.
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MMM.
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[KISSING]
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[CLARINET PLAYING]
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WHO'S THAT?
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KENNY L.
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WE COULDN'T AFFORD
KENNY G.
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[CRYING]
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[HOWLING]
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SEE? I TOLD YOU.
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NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.
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AND I TOLD YOU
DON'T SAY THAT.
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NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN.
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[CRASH]
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[ROARING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[MIDDLE EASTERN MUSIC PLAYS]
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[AUTOMATIC WEAPONS
FIRING]
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[HIP-HOP PLAYS]
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I'M STILL THE
BEST-LOOKING ONE HERE.
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NICE WORK,
DOUG, YOU IDIOT!
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[WHINING]
ALLY, YOUR DADDY'S
BEING MEAN TO ME.
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[SQUIRTING]
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UH, WE HAVE
BIGGER PROBLEMS.
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MY WATER JUST BROKE.
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GET ME
TO THE HOSPITAL.
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OHH!
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PUSH.
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AAH!
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GOOD, GOOD.
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NO MORE PUSHING.
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NO, WHOA.
UNH!
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AAH!
WAIT. STOP.
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LADY, STOP
THE BABY MACHINE.
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[FOG HORN]
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WOW, ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL?
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YES, IT IS.
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I TOLD YOU
NOTHING COULD GO WRONG.
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AAH!
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HA HA HA!
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DADDY,
YOU SQUISHED
MY HUSBAND.
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EVEN WORSE.
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I GOT DOUG JAM
BETWEEN MY TOES.
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I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
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NOW I'M THE WIDOW.
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MRS. VON
S-T-E-U-S-S-E-N-DASH-STARK
THE WAY IT SOUNDS.
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WAH HAH!
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[CHUCKLES]
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[ORGAN PLAYING]
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[POUNDING]
[RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES]
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SO SORRY THAT I'M LATE.
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[CHEERING]
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ALL RIGHT, HONEY.
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I THINK THIS
WOULD BE A GOOD TIME
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FOR YOU TO GIVE THE KIDS
OUR WEDDING GIFT.
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OH, NOBODY
WANTS TO HEAR ME SING.
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[CHEERING]
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WELL, IF YOU INSIST.
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Guests: AHH.
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OOH.
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YOUR ARMS
ARE SO THIN.
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THEY'RE THINNER THAN MINE.
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I KNOW.
I'M JUST BLESSED.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ HEY, SISTER,
GO, SISTER ♪
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♪ SOUL SISTER,
GO, SISTER ♪
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♪ HEY, SISTER,
GO, SISTER ♪
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♪ SOUL SISTER
GO, SISTER ♪
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♪ HE MET MARMALADE
DOWN IN OLD NEW ORLEANS ♪
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♪ STRUTTIN' HER STUFF
ON THE STREET ♪
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♪ SHE SAID,
"HELLO, HEY, JOE, ♪
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♪ YOU WANNA GIVE IT
A GO?" ♪
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MM-HMM
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♪ GITCHI GITCHI
YA YA DA DA ♪
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♪ GITCHI GITCHI
YA YA HERE ♪
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♪ MOCHO CHOCO
LATTA YA YA ♪
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♪ CREOLE LADY
MARMALADE ♪
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♪ "VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER
AVEC MOI CE SOIR?" ♪
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♪ "VOULEZ-VOUS
COUCHER AVEC MOI?" ♪
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♪ "VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER
AVEC MOI CE SOIR?" ♪
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♪ CREOLE LADY MARMALADE ♪
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[CHEERING]
248
00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:45,044
YOU ARE SMOKIN'
HOT, BABY.
249
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,312
NASTY!
250
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:49,148
I'M NOT BAD.
I'M JUST DRAWN THAT WAY.
251
00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:51,150
OH, HI, BRAD PITT.
252
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:55,788
WHAT LIGHT THROUGH
YONDER WINDOW BREAKS?
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00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:58,057
SEE? I CAN, TOO, ACT.
254
00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,458
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
255
00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:01,127
THE SET OF
"BENJAMIN BUTTON 2,"
256
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:04,430
WHERE I AGE
SIDEWAYS.
257
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,699
I THOUGHT I HEARD
AN ANGEL SINGING.
258
00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:07,800
[GIGGLES]
259
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,002
NO, BRAD,
THAT WAS JUST ME.
260
00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:12,505
THEN IT WAS
AN ANGEL SINGING.
261
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:15,307
LISTEN,
SINCE THERE'S
A MINISTER HERE,
262
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WILL YOU MARRY ME?
263
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,410
WELL, I AM AVAILABLE.
264
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,412
MY HUSBAND JUST DIED.
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00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,780
AAH!
266
00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:22,815
BY THE WAY,
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00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:25,584
YOU DON'T MIND
IF I BRING MY KIDS,
DO YOU?
268
00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:29,221
[CHUCKLING]
NO, NOT AT ALL.
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00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:30,523
DOUG, ALLY,
GET OUT OF THE WAY,
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00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:33,225
'CAUSE MAMA'S
GETTIN' MARRIED!
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Crowd: HAIL, EDDIE!
HAIL, EDDIE!
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HAIL, EDDIE!
273
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:46,739
HAIL, EDDIE!
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00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:48,507
I LOVE YOUR
RAIMENT, EDDIE.
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00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:51,677
EVERYBODY
LOVES RAIMENT.
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[CHEERING]
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00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:53,546
HA HA! NO, NO.
278
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,415
THAT'S--THAT'S TOO MUCH.
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00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:58,651
YOU ALL KNOW QUEEN JOY.
280
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:01,554
[CROWD BOOING]
281
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,556
WHAT THE HELL
DID I DO?
282
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:04,857
WHY ARE THEY
SAYING, "BOO"?
283
00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,992
RELAX, HONEY.
THEY'RE NOT SAYING, "BOO."
284
00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,294
THEY'RE SAYING, "BOOBS."
285
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,262
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
FAMOUS FOR, RIGHT?
286
00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:11,664
LOOK AT OUR FLAG.
287
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:15,801
OH, IN THAT
CASE, IT'S OK.
288
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,403
[CROWD CHEERING]
289
00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:19,038
THAT'S ENOUGH.
290
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:20,473
I'M THE KING.
291
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,843
NOW, EVERYBODY, LET'S HEAR
IT FOR MY DAUGHTER ALLY
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00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:27,379
UP THERE IN THE TOWER
OF SLIGHTLY USED VIRGINS.
293
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,582
[CHEERING]
294
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,385
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET BUSY HERE.
295
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,355
MY PRINCESS
NEEDS A PRINCE.
296
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:38,858
[SCREAMING]
297
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,726
OH, HI, PRINCE.
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00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:42,428
LOOK, EVERYBODY.
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00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:45,431
PRINCE,
MY FAVORITE PERFORMER.
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00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,536
AAH!
301
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:53,372
OOPS. ANY OTHER PRINCES
OUT THERE?
302
00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:55,341
I WOULD LIKE TO
MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER.
303
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,342
ANYBODY?
304
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,810
I--I SAID ME, SIR.
305
00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,278
NO TAKERS, HUH?
306
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:00,446
RIGHT HERE, SIR!
307
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,548
NOBODY AT ALL?
THAT'S SURPRISING.
308
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,116
OH, GIVE HIM
A SHOT, EDDIE.
309
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,284
I LOVE HIM, DADDY.
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00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:06,385
PLEASE LET HIM TRY.
311
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,988
OK. WHAT'S
YOUR NAME, BOY?
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00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:11,490
IT IS I,
DOUG OF CANNABIS.
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00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:13,492
[FANFARE PLAYS]
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00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:16,061
AH, YES. CANNABIS.
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00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,496
THAT'S A MELLOW TOWN.
316
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:19,732
BUT NOBODY
GETS ANYTHING DONE
OVER THERE.
317
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:23,502
YOU KNOW, WE DO SELL
A LOT OF POTATO CHIPS
TO CANNABIS.
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00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:25,704
WELL, THEN,
DOUG OF CANNABIS,
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00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,074
YOU REALIZE
THAT THE LAST 300 GUYS
WHO TRIED THIS
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00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,143
ARE UP THERE
ON THE HILL?
321
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:33,946
[DIRGE PLAYS]
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00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:37,183
AND THE REST OF THEM
ARE IN THE LIONS.
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00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,652
[GROWLING]
[DIRGE PLAYS]
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YES, SIR,
I DO REALIZE THAT.
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00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,222
VERY WELL, THEN.
326
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,391
YOUR FIRST TEST
IS TO COME UP HERE
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00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,059
AND SHAKE HANDS WITH ME.
328
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,427
OK, THAT SOUNDS
EASY ENOUGH.
329
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:53,032
AFTER YOU SWIM ACROSS
THIS SHARK-INFESTED MOAT.
330
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,300
I'LL DO IT, SIR.
331
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,502
WEARING
THIS MEAT JACKET.
332
00:13:56,602 --> 00:14:00,406
OOH. BEING A VEGAN, I
OBJECT TO THIS JACKET,
333
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,541
BUT I'LL DO ANYTHING
IN THE NAME OF LOVE,
334
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:03,976
BECAUSE IN YOUR DREAM,
335
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:06,045
I'M PORTRAYED
AS A DESPERATE,
WORTHLESS LOSER.
336
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,113
MY HERO!
337
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,407
WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT?
338
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,810
HE JUMPED THE SHARK.
339
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:41,647
NOW, DO I GET TO
MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER?
340
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:44,516
NO, NO.
THAT WAS ONLY TEST ONE.
341
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:48,354
NOW YOU MUST BRING ME
THE HEAD OF THE DRAGON!
342
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:49,855
I'LL DO IT.
343
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,627
WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HE
DO THAT THE FIRST TIME?
344
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,928
HE'S AN IDIOT, JOY.
345
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,096
ALL RIGHT, FOLKS.
346
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:58,998
THAT'S OUR SHOW
FOR TODAY.
347
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:03,569
THE QUEEN AND I
ARE GOING TO BE
AT THE BAR.
348
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:04,937
WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW
349
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,740
WHEN WE ALL GET TOGETHER
FOR DOUG'S FUNERAL.
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00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,743
[CHEERING]
351
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:16,949
YEP, ANOTHER ONE
BITES THE DUST.
352
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:17,850
YEAH, I'M DRY HERE.
353
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,753
SOMEBODY RECROWN
THE QUEEN, PLEASE.
354
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,458
I WAS TALKING
ABOUT SUITORS.
355
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:28,394
WELL, IF YOU EVER WANT
ALLY TO GET MARRIED,
356
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:29,962
I THINK YOU'VE GOT
TO LOWER THE BAR, EDDIE.
357
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,497
DON'T CALL ME EDDIE.
358
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,099
CALL ME
"YOUR HIGHNESS."
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00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,235
IN YOUR DREAMS.
360
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,770
THIS IS MY DREAM.
361
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,104
AND I'M
STILL NOT DOING IT.
362
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:41,640
WHAT'S THE BIG RUSH
TO GET MARRIED, ANYWAY?
363
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,642
SHE'S YOUNG.
SHE HAS TIME.
364
00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:45,344
AND SHE'S PREGNANT.
365
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,946
SHE'S A TICKING BOMB,
EDDIE,
366
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,615
AND SOON,
SHE'S GONNA BLOW A BABY
ALL OVER THE KINGDOM.
367
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:52,651
HOW DID SHE GET
PREGNANT, ANYWAY,
QUEEN JOY-JOY?
368
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:55,621
WELL, WHEN BOYS AND GIRLS
REACH A CERTAIN AGE--
369
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:56,689
I KNOW THAT,
370
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,590
BUT HOW DID THAT
KNUCKLEHEAD DOUG
371
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,726
GET CLOSE
TO PRINCESS ALLY?
372
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,095
I--I MEAN, I SPENT
A LOT OF TIME
373
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,129
DESIGNING THAT TOWER
374
00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:06,598
TO KEEP HER
AWAY FROM IDIOTS
LIKE HIM.
375
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,901
I PUT IN A MOAT,
I SURROUNDED IT
WITH TROLLS,
376
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,403
AND THEN I HAD
THE RAPUNZEL LOCK
INSTALLED.
377
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,238
HOW DID
HE GET TO HER?
378
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,174
HE WAS THE LOCKSMITH.
379
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,076
GRR.
380
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,511
[HORN BLOWING]
381
00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:21,080
HEAR YE, HEAR YE.
382
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,748
NOW HEAR ME.
383
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,550
DOUG OF CANNABIS
HAS RETURNED
384
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,584
WITH THE HEAD
OF THE DRAGON.
385
00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:27,886
WHAT? THAT'S
IMPOSSIBLE.
386
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,791
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
BRINGING THAT DRAGON
IN HERE?
387
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:35,694
I TOLD YOU
I WANTED THE HEAD.
388
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,896
SIR, IT'S RIGHT THERE
AT THE END OF HIS NECK.
389
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:38,764
[ROARING]
390
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:41,233
NOT ATTACHED
TO THE BODY, IDIOT.
391
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,602
I WANTED HIM DEAD.
392
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:45,270
WELL, I COULDN'T
KILL HIM, SIR.
393
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,872
HE'S AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.
394
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:48,440
THIS IS MY FRIEND PUFF.
395
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,641
HE AND I GO
A LONG WAY BACK.
396
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,977
HE'S THE MASCOT
OF CANNABIS.
397
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:55,948
[REGGAE PLAYING]
398
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,649
[COUGHING]
399
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,651
WELL, GET HIM
OUT OF HERE.
400
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,886
GO HOME, BOY.
401
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:02,021
SHOO. GO.
402
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,956
NOW DO I GET TO MARRY
YOUR DAUGHTER?
403
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:06,358
ONE FINAL TEST.
404
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:09,161
YOU MUST SOLVE
THIS RIDDLE.
405
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:12,064
TWO TRAINS LEAVE CHICAGO
AT THE SAME TIME.
406
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,232
KNOCK IT OFF, EDDIE.
407
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:14,600
GIVE HIM THE REAL TEST.
408
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,635
ALL RIGHT!
ANSWER THE QUESTION,
409
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:19,638
AND YOU CAN HAVE
MY DAUGHTER'S HAND
IN MARRIAGE.
410
00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:21,974
HOW TALL
IS KING FRADO
411
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:25,677
OF THE FILTHY RICH
KINGDOM OF
AQUITAINE?
412
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,046
OH, YOU MEAN DAD?
413
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,180
HE'S 5'11".
414
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,681
BACK UP A SECOND.
415
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,417
DID YOU SAY, "DAD"?
416
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:35,421
YES, MY FATHER
IS THE FILTHY RICH
KING OF AQUITAINE.
417
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:38,057
Both: WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.
418
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,358
[CHORUS SINGING]
419
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,060
BY THE POWER
INVESTED IN ME
420
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:41,994
BY ME,
421
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:45,597
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
IDIOT AND WIFE.
422
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:47,299
[CHEERING]
423
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,701
ALTHOUGH IT TURNS
MY STOMACH,
424
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,905
YOU MAY NOW
KISS THE BRIDE.
425
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,239
FINALLY.
426
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:55,040
WE WERE SAVING
THE KISS
427
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,309
UNTIL AFTER WE
GOT MARRIED.
428
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,577
WAIT A MINUTE.
429
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,245
YOU WERE SAVING KISSING
430
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,481
UNTIL AFTER
YOU GOT MARRIED?
431
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:03,649
WHAT IS SHE, A HOOKER?
432
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,783
HANG ON A SECOND.
433
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,318
HOW COME
HIS FAMILY'S NOT HERE?
434
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,619
THEY'RE NOT HERE?
435
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:09,288
NO, THESE ARE
OUR PEASANTS.
436
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,622
[FLIES BUZZING]
437
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:11,623
HEY, DOUG.
438
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,392
MMM. YES, SIR?
439
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,060
WHERE'S YOUR
FILTHY RICH DAD?
440
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,962
HOW COME HE'S NOT
HERE AT THE WEDDING?
441
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:20,599
WHY, I'VE REJECTED
MY FATHER'S CAPITALISTIC
WAYS, SIR.
442
00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,768
ALLY AND I ARE GONNA
LIVE A LIFE OF POVERTY
443
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,703
ON A HOUSEBOAT
ANCHORED IN YOUR MOAT.
444
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:26,338
SLOW DOWN, SLUGGER.
445
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,706
I-I'M BACK ON YOU
446
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,908
REJECTING
YOUR FATHER'S
CAPITALISTIC WAYS.
447
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,910
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
EXACTLY?
448
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,613
IT MEANS I'LL NEVER
TAKE ANY OF HIS MONEY,
449
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,682
BECAUSE NO MATTER
HOW DESPERATE WE GET,
450
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,685
WE HAVE YOU
TO TAKE CARE OF US.
451
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,154
JOY, HOLD MY
SCEPTER FOR ME.
452
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,189
BOY, AM I
SICK OF HEARING THAT.
453
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,858
I'M GONNA
KILL YOU!
454
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:46,959
OW!
455
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,393
[GASPING]
I'M GONNA KILL YOU,
456
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,963
YOU POT-SMOKING HIPPIE!
457
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,031
[PANTING]
458
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,032
WHAT'S WRONG?
459
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,734
I HAD
THIS TERRIBLE DREAM
460
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,636
THAT I WAS
STRANGLING DOUG.
461
00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:58,737
THAT WAS
THE GOOD PART.
462
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,372
BUT THEN I WOKE UP.
463
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,142
I HAD A DREAM, TOO.
464
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,042
IT WAS WONDERFUL.
465
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,677
I WAS MARRIED
TO BRAD PITT.
466
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:07,079
YOU WERE DEAD.
467
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:10,249
OK, SO WE'RE BOTH
DISAPPOINTED.
468
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:13,152
WHOO.
469
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,987
COME HERE.
470
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,055
OH, MY GOSH.
471
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,691
IT'S HARD
TO BELIEVE THAT
472
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:21,527
THIS IS THE DAY
WHERE OUR BABY GIRL
473
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:24,062
ACTUALLY TIES
THE KNOT.
474
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,264
I KNOW.
475
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,466
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
476
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:28,867
I DON'T KNOW,
JOY-JOY.
477
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:33,038
IT SEEMS LIKE
A SECOND AGO,
SHE WAS BEING BORN.
478
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:34,640
I KNOW.
479
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,942
IT'S SCARY.
480
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,810
HMM.
481
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:42,214
IT'S NICE, TOO,
RIGHT? I GUESS.
482
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,782
I GUESS.
483
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,351
[SIGHS]
484
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:49,188
WISH I COULD GET
BACK IN THAT DREAM
AND FINISH DOUG OFF.
485
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,892
I WAS THINKING
THE SAME THING ABOUT BRAD.
486
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:56,728
TEN MINUTES MORE?
487
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:58,363
MAKE IT 20.
488
00:19:58,463 --> 00:19:59,932
OK.
489
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:03,835
{\an8}U
490
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:03,869
{\an8}U PO
491
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:03,902
{\an8}U POT-
492
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:03,936
{\an8}U POT-HO
493
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:03,969
{\an8}U POT-HOPI
494
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:04,002
{\an8}U POT-HOPIN'
495
00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:04,036
{\an8}U POT-HOPIN'--
496
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:07,606
{\an8}[CREW LAUGHING]
497
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,941
{\an8}I WAS
REALLY DREAMING.
498
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,509
{\an8}I WAS REALLY
DREAMING.
499
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:12,678
{\an8}SERIOUSLY.
500
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:13,879
{\an8}WHOO.
501
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,747
{\an8}[CHUCKLING]
502
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:18,016
{\an8}WOULD YOU QUIT
TAKING MY PULSE?
503
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,785
{\an8}I'M GONNA KILL YOU,
YOU POT-SMOKING HIPPIE!
504
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:20,919
{\an8}Man: THAT'S--
505
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,588
{\an8}RIGHT. SO, THAT'S--
IS THAT OK?
506
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,890
{\an8}YEP.
OK.
507
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,658
{\an8}I CAN DO IT BIGGER.
508
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,433
{\an8}SAVE THAT
FOR THE GAG REEL, PLEASE.
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