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{\an8}KEEP OR DUMP?
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{\an8}KEEP.
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{\an8}WHAT--HAVE YOU WORN THIS
IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS?
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{\an8}NO.
DUMP IT.
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{\an8}NO, WAIT A MINUTE!
WHAT IF I'M INVITED TO A LUAU?
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{\an8}A LUAU? IN PHILLY?
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{\an8}WHY NOT? WE GOT FIRE.
WE GOT PIGS. WHAT?
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{\an8}BABE, THE RULE'S THE RULE.
OK?
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{\an8}IF YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED
SOMETHING IN 6 MONTHS,
IT'S OUT OF HERE.
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{\an8}I'M SURE GONNA MISS YOU, JOY.
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{\an8}STOP IT!
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{\an8}COME ON. I'M MAKING
SACRIFICES TOO.
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{\an8}THIS IS ALL GREAT STUFF.
BUT I'M NOT KEEPING IT,
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{\an8}'CAUSE IT'S NOT
AGE-APPROPRIATE.
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{\an8}AGE-APPROPRIATE?
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{\an8}YOU HAVE "UICY"
WRITTEN ON YOUR BUTT.
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{\an8}WHAT?!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE "J"?
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{\an8}DONUTS?
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{\an8}I'M KIDDING.
YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT DUMPER.
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{\an8}THANK YOU.
NO. THANK YOU.
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{\an8}BABE, I KNOW THIS IS HARD.
BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHTSIDE.
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{\an8}WE'RE HAVING A BIG YARD
SALE. AND WE'RE GONNA
HAVE EXTRA MONEY.
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{\an8}WELL, I LIKE THAT.
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{\an8}DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD TO GET
RID OF ALL THIS CLUTTER?
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{\an8}OH, KIND OF.
WAIT A MINUTE.
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{\an8}MY COLLECTOR CAR?
NO, YOU CAN'T GIVE THAT AWAY.
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{\an8}HONEY, IT'S A CHILD'S TOY.
YOU HAVE A LOT OF THEM.
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{\an8}IT'S TIME TO GET
RID OF THEM.
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{\an8}MY SLINKY!
LOOK AT THIS.
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{\an8}AND IT'S THE OLD-SCHOOL ONE.
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{\an8}IT ISN'T LIKE
THE PLASTIC ONES TODAY.
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{\an8}THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST
STRESS RELIEVERS.
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{\an8}LIKE YOU USED TO BE.
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{\an8}CAN WE LET SOME CHILDREN
ENJOY THESE THINGS?
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{\an8}SCREW THE CHILDREN.
THEY HAVE THEIR COMPUTERS.
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{\an8}I WANT MY TOYS.
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{\an8}ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. PICK TWO.
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{\an8}TWO?!
MM-HMM.
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{\an8}WHAT AM I? 7?
TWO!
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{\an8}TWO. ALL RIGHT.
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{\an8}I'M GONNA GO WITH THE SLINKY
AND THE YO-YO.
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{\an8}"BATTLESHIP!"
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{\an8}I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE--
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{\an8}OH, AND HERE'S MY "LITE-BRITE!"
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{\an8}"STRATEGO!"
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{\an8}I CAN'T LET "STRATEGO" GO.
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{\an8}THE JEWISH BOARD GAME, "SORRY."
IT'S RIGHT THERE.
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{\an8}YOU CAN KEEP THOSE.
BUT THE REST HAVE TO GO.
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{\an8}AND WE'RE GONNA GET RID
OF ALL OF THIS.
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{\an8}AND THEN ALL THE STUFF IN
THE BASEMENT THAT'S ALLY'S.
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{\an8}AND WE'LL HAVE A BONUS ROOM.
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{\an8}HEY. SO, MAYBE I COULD FINALLY
GET MY PINBALL MACHINE.
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{\an8}NO. WE'RE NOT GETTING
RID OF OLD JUNK
JUST TO GET NEW JUNK.
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{\an8}AND BESIDES,
THAT'S WHERE MY PILATES
MACHINE IS GOING.
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WAIT. A PILATES MACHINE?
YEAH.
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OK. SO, LET ME GET THIS
STRAIGHT.
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YOUR PLAN IS TO SELL 800 SMALL
THINGS THAT WE DON'T USE
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AND BUY ONE BIG THING
WE WON'T USE.
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OH, WE'LL USE IT.
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OH--WILL--WILL WE, HONEY?
REALLY? OK.
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LET'S LOOK AT YOUR PILE,
SHALL WE?
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WHAT IS THIS HERE?
NO IDEA.
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OH, THIS IS YOUR AB TONER.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
AND YOU HAVE--WHAT'S HERE?
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"22-MINUTE ABS,"
"15-MINUTE ABS,"
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"7-MINUTE ABS."
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"7-MINUTE ABS?"
I'M KEEPING THAT.
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YEAH. ARE YOU?
HOW ABOUT A THIGH MASTER
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THAT'S NEVER
BEEN OUT OF THE BOX?
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COME ON, JOY.
JOY, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GOING
TO DO WITH A PILATES MACHINE?
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WE WILL USE THIS OPPORTUNITY
TO GET INTO SHAPE TOGETHER.
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AND WE'LL AGREE TO DO THAT
FOR THE 3000th TIME?
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WE NEVER
HAD THE ROOM BEFORE.
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NOW WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
THE SPACE TO WORK OUT IN.
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IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.
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LET'S GET STARTED
ON THE DRAWERS.
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NO--
[DOORBELL]
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YES! I'LL GET IT, HONEY.
LET ME GET IT.
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YOU JUST--
YOU DO YOUR DRAWERS. YES.
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COMING.
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YEAH?
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HI. I'M TOMMY CAMPBELL.
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ME AND THE WIFE JUST MOVED
IN NEXT DOOR.
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SO, I WANTED
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
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AHH. GREAT. HOW ARE YOU?
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I'M EDDIE STARK.
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OK. SO, I GUESS WE'RE PRETTY
MUCH DONE HERE, HUH?
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PRETTY MUCH. LOOK,
I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.
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I DIDN'T WANT
TO COME OVER HERE. I--
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IT'S THE WIFE.
SHE'S A PEOPLE PERSON.
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ME? I LIKE SHEEP.
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OK. TAKE IT EASY.
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LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
ARE YOU MARRIED?
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LOOK AT THIS FACE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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WHY DON'T YOU INVITE US OVER
TONIGHT FOR COCKTAILS?
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WE'LL SCHMOOZE.
IT'LL SHUT THE WIVES UP.
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WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO SEE
EACH OTHER EVER AGAIN.
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WE'LL COME HERE AT 6
AND BE GONE BY 8.
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I--UH--NAH--
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7:30!
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YOU KNOW, TONIGHT'S--
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7:00!
AND I'LL BRING THE BOOZE.
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WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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HEY, BABY GIRL.
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THERE'S A BUNCH OF STUFF
IN HERE.
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SO, GRAB WHAT YOU WANT TO KEEP.
'CAUSE THE REST HAS GOT TO GO.
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DO I GET TO KEEP
THE MONEY FOR MY STUFF?
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO
AFTER YOU SELL EVERYTHING?
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YOU CAN TAKE THE $11
AND BUY DOUG A HAIRCUT.
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WELL, I WANT
TO KEEP MY DOLLS
AND MY TEDDY BEARS.
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OH, MY BLANKY.
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YEAH. THAT'S GREAT.
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THEN WE CAN TAKE ALL YOUR
STUFF, MIX IT WITH MY STUFF,
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AND THEN SOMEDAY HAVE
OUR OWN GARAGE SALE.
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WELL, FIRST YOU HAVE TO GET
A GARAGE, DOUG.
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OK. A YARD SALE.
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OH, FOR THAT, YOU NEED A YARD.
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YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME
TO SUCCEED, DO YOU?
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COME ON, HONEY.
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YEAH. STICK THIS STUFF INTO
OUR NEGATIVITY-FREE ZONE.
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OH, I THOUGHT
IT WAS A RENT-FREE ZONE.
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DADDY...
HONEY...
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COME ON, DOUG.
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DOUG EXITS.
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Man: HEY, EDDIE!
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WHITEY'S HERE.
WHITEY'S HERE.
FIX YOUR HAIR. FIX IT.
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FIX YOUR HAIR.
CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I LOOK LIKE A SLOB.
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WHY WOULD I BE WEARING
THESE SHORTS?!
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HI.
HI.
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YOU SAID YOU WERE
HAVING A YARD SALE.
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AND I WAS WONDERING
IF I COULD INCLUDE
AN ITEM ON CONSIGNMENT.
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WELL, SURE. ABSOLUTELY.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?
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WELL, IT'S JUST--
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AREN'T YOU GOING
TO INTRODUCE US?
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UM...
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BABE--
I'M EDDIE'S WIFE, JOY.
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I'VE HEARD SO MUCH
ABOUT YOU.
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WELL, HELLO, JOY.
I'M EDDIE'S BEST FRIEND, WHITEY.
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AND I'VE HEARD
NOTHING ABOUT YOU.
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THERE'S JUST NOT MUCH
TO SAY.
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SO, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
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OH, THIS--
JUST A LITTLE PAINTING
THAT I DID.
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[GASPS]
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OHH.
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IT'S--IT'S MAGNIFICENT.
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DID YOU PAINT THIS YOURSELF?
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ME AND JOHNNIE WALKER.
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IT'S AMAZING.
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YOU CAN'T SEE
ANY OF THE NUMBERS.
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IT'S AN ORIGINAL WHITEY.
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YEAH. IT'S AN ORIGINAL
WHITEY, JOY.
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WHY WOULD YOU SEE
ANY NUMBERS IF IT'S
AN ORIGINAL WHITEY?
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IT IS--IT'S BREATHTAKING.
TRULY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO?
I'M GOING TO PUT IT
RIGHT IN FRONT
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NEXT TO OUR BROKEN
ICE-CREAM MAKER.
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THAT'S OUR BIG-TICKET ITEM.
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UH-HUH. AND I'M GOING
TO GIVE YOU 10%
OF THE SALES PRICE ON THIS.
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ABSOLUTELY NOT.
I WILL NOT HAVE ANY OF THAT.
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IT'S UNNECESSARY.
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SO, HOW MUCH IS THIS BEAUTY?
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$26,000.
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[GASP]
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$26,000?
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$26,000?
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MM-HMM.
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HEY, I DIDN'T EVEN
REALLY WANT TO SELL IT
AT ALL.
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BUT I'M PAYING OFF
THE FARMER THAT OWNED
THE SHEEP.
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I MEAN, WHY WOULD ANYONE
PUT A SURVEILLANCE
CAMERA IN A BARN?
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
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I'LL BE RIGHT IN.
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HEY, TOMMY.
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HI, EDDIE. SAY HELLO
TO THE WIFE, APRIL.
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OH, HI. HOW ARE YOU?
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SO, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
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APRIL, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL
RACK--NAME. NAME.
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WE'RE NOT INSULTED.
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NOT AT ALL.
WOW! YOU'RE TALL.
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I'M NOT USED TO LOOKING UP
AT A MAN.
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WELL, I COULD STAND ON
MY WALLET.
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THAT WOULD EVEN
THINGS OUT.
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HEY, ISN'T SHE CUTE?
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SHE'S LIKE THE GIRL
I USED TO DATE
BEFORE I HAD MONEY.
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EXCEPT SHE DOESN'T HAVE
A VALVE IN HER STOMACH.
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HELLO, HELLO!
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OH, AND THIS IS MY WIFE,
IRONICALLY NAMED JOY.
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HI, I'M TOMMY CAMPBELL.
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HELLO, TOMMY CAMPBELL.
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
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AND THIS MUST BE
YOUR DAUGHTER.
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WHOA! DAUGHTER?!
IF SHE WAS MY DAUGHTER,
COULD I DO THIS?
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OOH!
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HA HA HA!
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NO.
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THIS IS TOMMY'S WIFE, APRIL.
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REALLY? WOW.
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ISN'T SHE ADORABLE?
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MMM. MM-HMM.
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LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF HER FEET!
SHE'S GONNA BE TALL!
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ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T
WE SIT DOWN, EVERYBODY, HUH?
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MAKE OURSELVES COMFORTABLE.
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VERY NICE.
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SO, TELL ME, TOMMY,
WHAT LINE OF WORK
ARE YOU IN?
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I'M A SOFTWARE DEVELOPER.
WELL, I WAS. I'M RETIRED NOW.
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I CREATED A CELL PHONE APP
FOR GETTING A DIVORCE.
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THREE CLICKS AND YOU'RE SINGLE.
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REALLY? CLICK. CLICK. CLICK.
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I WOULDN'T--I'M KIDDING.
I'M KIDDING.
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IT WENT VIRAL,
AND I MADE A SMALL FORTUNE.
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WHICH I GET WHEN HE DIES.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE THE EX-WIFE
DIVORCED ME BEFORE I MADE MY
MONEY.
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WHO'S THE BIG WORTHLESS JEW NOW?
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NOT YOU, HANDSOME.
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SO, WHERE DID
YOU TWO MEET?
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MY GUESS WOULD BE
TO CATCH A PREDATOR.
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CHUCK E. CHEESE.
I HAD TO STOP OFF THERE
TO USE THE JOHN.
216
00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:01,574
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I CAN'T GO
MORE THAN SIX BLOCKS.
217
00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:04,477
I SAW HER
BY THE SKEEBALL MACHINE.
218
00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,245
I BOUGHT HER
A ROLL OF TICKETS.
219
00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:10,116
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
I'M THROWING HER BIKE
IN THE BACK OF MY CAR.
220
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:13,419
AND WE'RE DRIVING
TO MY HOUSE.
221
00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:17,790
THAT IS SO...DISGUSTING.
222
00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,626
REALLY? I'M A LITTLE TEARY.
223
00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:24,463
IT'S ALMOST THE PERFECT
RELATIONSHIP.
224
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,432
I'LL BE DEAD IN 10 YEARS.
225
00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:28,067
AND I'LL BE RICH.
226
00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:32,204
AND I'LL BE HERE.
227
00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:36,509
LISTEN, CAMPBELL PEOPLE,
ASIDE FROM THE OBVIOUS,
228
00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:40,179
WHAT DO YOU TWO
HAVE IN COMMON?
229
00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:42,748
THERE'S NOTHING
BESIDES THE OBVIOUS!
230
00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:47,753
LOOK AT ME! I'M A SHORT,
51-YEAR-OLD JEW
WITH A CARTOON VOICE
231
00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:51,591
AND A PROSTATE THE SIZE
OF HENDERSON, NEVADA.
232
00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:54,360
WHY ELSE
WOULD SHE BE WITH ME?!
233
00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,362
I'M EARNING EVERY PENNY.
234
00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:59,899
SHE REALLY IS.
SHE'S A TROUPER.
235
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,002
YOU KNOW,
I GOTTA BE HONEST.
236
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,538
I'M TRYING TO FIND
A HOLE IN THIS,
AND I CAN'T FIND ONE.
237
00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:08,574
REALLY? I SEE SEVERAL.
238
00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:11,177
WELL, WELCOME TO
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
239
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,879
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
I SUNBATHE IN THE NUDE.
240
00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,948
I DO NOT HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH THAT.
241
00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:17,516
OH, AND SO DO I.
242
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,086
I HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH THAT.
243
00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,593
STOP LOOKING AT THE NEIGHBORS.
244
00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:29,729
I WONDER WHAT THEY'RE
DOING OVER THERE.
245
00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:32,298
TAKE A GUESS.
246
00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:33,799
YEAH. YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
247
00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,701
OH, THEY'RE A FUN COUPLE.
248
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,104
BABE, THAT RELATIONSHIP
IS WRONG ON EVERY LEVEL.
249
00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:39,472
IT'S DISGUSTING.
250
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,841
NO, JOY.
LOVE IS NOT DISGUSTING.
251
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,409
THEY SEEM TO BE
THE PERFECT COUPLE.
252
00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:46,112
UH, YEAH? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
IF IT WAS YOUR DAUGHTER?
253
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:49,115
YOU'RE JUST DETERMINED
TO RUIN THIS FOR ME.
254
00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,549
BABE, THINK ABOUT IT. OK?
255
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,452
A MAN CAN'T POSSIBLY ENJOY
HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN
256
00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:55,388
WHO'S JUST DOING IT
FOR THE MONEY.
257
00:10:55,488 --> 00:11:00,092
YOU'RE RIGHT, JOY. THAT'S
PROBABLY WHY PROSTITUTION
NEVER CAUGHT ON.
258
00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:04,530
I JUST WANT TO GO ON RECORD
AS SAYING THE WHOLE THING
IS ODD, STRANGE,
259
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,332
AND, FRANKLY,
A LITTLE REPULSIVE.
260
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,434
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
261
00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:11,637
LET'S HAVE THEM OVER FOR
DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT.
262
00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:19,311
CAN YOU BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD
WEAR THIS CRAP?
263
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,614
THESE CLOTHES LOOK
LIKE SOMETHING FROM
MY MOTHER'S CLOSET.
264
00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:24,050
MORE LIKE
YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S CLOSET.
265
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,418
THE SHIRT LOOKS ARCHAIC.
266
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:29,722
LET'S GO. WE GET BETTER STUFF
AT THE SHELTER.
267
00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:33,492
IT'S CALLED VINTAGE,
BITCHES.
268
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:36,562
AHH, WAY TO SELL JOY,
JOY, WAY TO SELL.
269
00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:38,497
PEARLS BEFORE SWINE.
270
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:40,232
LISTEN, HOLD DOWN THE FORT.
271
00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:41,734
I NEED A REFILL.
272
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:42,735
TAKE IT EASY.
273
00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,303
HI, EDDIE!
274
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:47,573
HEY, TOMMY!
HOW ARE--WHERE'S APRIL?
275
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:51,711
OH, SHE'S TAKING A NAP.
SHE'S A LOT LESS FUSSY
IN THE EVENING
276
00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:52,878
IF SHE TAKES HER NAP.
277
00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,781
BESIDES, SHE WORKED REALLY
HARD LAST NIGHT.
278
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,083
OH, SHE HAS A JOB?
279
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,351
NO...
280
00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:04,090
OOH! LOOK AT THIS
HAWAIIAN SHIRT!
281
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,926
IT'S HIDEOUS!
282
00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:09,729
I'LL TAKE IT.
283
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,298
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO HAWAII,
TOMMY.
284
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,733
I WAS THERE ONCE.
285
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:17,069
I GOT THIRD-DEGREE BURNS
ON THE FIRST DAY.
286
00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:20,539
I SPENT THE WEEK
IN THE HOSPITAL GETTING
MY SKINNED PEELED
287
00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:26,779
BY A 19-YEAR-OLD CANDY
STRIPER NAMED KIKI LIKI WO.
288
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,816
BOY, YOU SURE HAD A GOOD RUN,
HUH, TOMMY?
289
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:33,385
WELL, I'VE HAD SOME
BUMPS ALONG THE ROAD.
290
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,821
BUT I FIGURE
WHAT THEY CAN'T CUT OUT,
291
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,691
THEY COULD BURN OFF,
AM I RIGHT?!
292
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,593
I GUESS. YEAH.
293
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,796
EDDIE, WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR THE AL SHARPTON MUG?
294
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,599
HEY, WHITEY. HOW ARE YA?
295
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,934
GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YA.
ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YA.
296
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,136
YOU TOO.
297
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,238
HEY, WHO'S THE GUY
WITH THE VOICE BOX?
298
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,440
THIS IS MY NEW NEIGHBOR TOMMY.
299
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,276
NICE MEETING YOU.
DO YOU LIKE SHEEP?
300
00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:59,145
I'M CRAZY ABOUT SHEEP.
301
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:03,315
IF THEY COULD VACUUM
AND MAKE A DECENT OMELET,
I'D BE A MARRIED MAN.
302
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,985
HA HA HA! HE'S FUNNY!
303
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,888
HE'S A KEEPER!
304
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,022
SO...
305
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:15,628
WHAT PUTS THE SMILE
ON YOUR FACE, GRANDPA?
306
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,531
WELL, I'M DATING
A WOMAN HALF MY AGE.
307
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,700
HOLLA!
308
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,702
YOU KNOW,
TOMMY'S WIFE IS YOUNG TOO.
309
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,238
ASHTON KUTCHER YOUNG?
OR "YOUNG" YOUNG?
310
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:27,740
HUGH HEFNER YOUNG.
311
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:31,243
SHE'S OLD ENOUGH
TO SHAVE,
WHICH SHE DOES!
312
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,012
HA HA!
313
00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:37,116
HEY, YOU GOT SOME
GREAT STUFF HERE.
314
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:39,084
I'LL TAKE ALL OF IT.
315
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,586
ALL OF IT?
316
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:41,954
WELL, TOMMY, I THINK
I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW
317
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,889
THAT THIS PAINTING
IS VERY EXPENSIVE.
318
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,859
IT'S $26,000.
319
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:50,663
IT'S GOT A SHEEP IN IT.
SOLD!
320
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,999
YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN ME UP
ON THAT TEN PERCENT, HUH?
321
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,467
WELL, IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO.
322
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,236
YES, IT IS.
323
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:01,006
HEY, HOW MANY POSITIONS
ON THIS WEIGHT BENCH?
324
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:02,208
SIX.
325
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:05,444
I'LL TAKE IT.
326
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:13,719
HEY.
327
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:21,727
HERE IS YOUR $26,000,
WHITEY.
328
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:23,395
OH, THANK YOU, JOY.
329
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:24,930
GREAT. WHERE'S EDDIE?
330
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,765
OH, HE'S NOT HERE.
HE'S GETTING A HAIRCUT.
331
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,668
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
YOU KNOW, I CUT HAIR.
332
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:34,373
I ACTUALLY EVEN HAVE KINDA
A LOOK IN MIND FOR EDDIE.
333
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,108
REALLY?
334
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,945
YEAH. I ALSO HAVE
A GREAT JOKE FOR HIM. IT'S--
335
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,981
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME?
336
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,482
NAH, I DON'T THINK
YOU'D GET IT.
337
00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:44,917
I MIGHT.
338
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:46,118
I DOUBT IT.
TRY ME.
339
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,953
NO.
340
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:52,892
WELL, I GUESS
IF EDDIE'S NOT HERE,
341
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,060
I MIGHT AS WELL JUST TAKE OFF.
342
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,829
OH, OK.
343
00:14:56,929 --> 00:15:00,466
UH, WOULD YOU LIKE
A CUP OF TEA?
344
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,967
FROM A BAG?
YEAH.
345
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,235
FIGURES.
346
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:05,838
UH, YOU KNOW
JUST 'CAUSE EDDIE'S NOT HERE
347
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,239
DOESN'T MEAN
THAT YOU HAVE TO GO.
348
00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:09,308
WE COULD JUST SIT AND TALK.
349
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,010
UH-HUH. NO, THANK YOU.
350
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:15,547
THAT'S LIKE GOING
TO THE WHITE HOUSE
AND JUST MEETING MICHELLE.
351
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:17,583
[DOOR CLOSES]
352
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:23,822
[GUITAR PLAYING]
353
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,225
♪ DON'T YOU KINDA WISH
YOU HAD A TAIL ♪
354
00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:27,359
♪ WELL, I DO ♪
355
00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:29,895
♪ MAYBE SOME GILLS
AND SCALES ♪
356
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:31,230
♪ WELL, I DO ♪
357
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,399
♪ HOW 'BOUT SOME WINGS
SO YOU CAN FLY ♪
358
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,600
♪ I DO ♪
359
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,868
Both: ♪ THE CLOUDS,
AND THE RAINBOWS ♪
360
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:39,772
♪ AND THE WATERFALLS
IN THE SKY ♪
361
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,775
♪ THAT'S WHY ♪
362
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,678
♪ ANIMALS ARE BETTER
THAN PEOPLE ♪
363
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,380
♪ SO, DON'T YOU DARE EAT 'EM ♪
364
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:52,584
OH, THAT WAS TERRIFIC!
TERRIFIC!
365
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:57,790
HERE. HERE'S SOME MONEY.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE SOME LESSONS?
366
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,759
CAN I HELP YOU?
WHO ARE YOU?
367
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:04,129
OH, I'M THE JEW
FROM NEXT DOOR.
368
00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:06,298
I'M TOMMY CAMPBELL.
369
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:11,670
I WAS NAMED AFTER MY FATHER,
TOMMY LIPCHITZ.
370
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:12,938
OH, RIGHT.
371
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:16,742
I HEARD ABOUT YOU.
HI, I'M DOUG VON STUESSEN.
372
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,143
OH, VON STUESSEN.
373
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:21,547
I BELIEVE I MET SOME
OF YOUR RELATIVES
IN ARGENTINA.
374
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,882
WE DID NOT SEE EYE-TO-EYE.
375
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:28,253
GET IT? NOT SEE--NAZI?
HA HA HA!
376
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:31,957
OH, WORLD WAR TWO
NEVER GETS OLD.
377
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:33,292
AH.
378
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,493
HA.
379
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:37,730
THIS IS MY WIFE ALLY.
380
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,598
OH, WE'VE MET.
381
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,734
YEAH. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
382
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,270
YEAH. THIS IS REALLY
A BEAUTIFUL VEHICLE.
383
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:48,907
I NOTICED IT WHEN ME AND APRIL
WERE JUMPING UP AND DOWN
384
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,110
ON THE TRAMPOLINE THIS MORNING.
385
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:54,013
WE HAVE ABOUT AN HOUR
OF TUMBLE TIME A DAY.
386
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:56,648
IT'S IN THE CONTRACT.
387
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,686
SO, HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT
FOR THIS WAGON?
388
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:04,623
OH, UM, WELL,
SEE IT'S NOT FOR SALE.
389
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:07,659
NOT FOR SALE?
BUT I COULD SEE ME AND APRIL
390
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:12,998
CHASING EACH OTHER AROUND
IN HERE WHEN WE PLAY "DAS BOOT."
391
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,666
I'M SURE YOU COULD.
392
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:18,137
BUT, YOU SEE,
THIS IS OUR HOME.
393
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,438
I SEE.
394
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,174
HE'D SELL ME BEFORE
HE'D SELL THIS PLACE.
395
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:25,177
I'M LISTENING...
396
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:27,613
NO. NO. IT WAS JUST A JOKE.
397
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,114
UH, NOTHING'S FOR SALE.
398
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:32,418
IN FACT, WE'RE NOT MOTIVATED
BY MONEY.
399
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:33,886
NO, WE'RE NOT.
400
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:34,853
NOPE.
401
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,422
BOY, APRIL SURE IS.
402
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,791
YOU KNOW, SHE GETS
A MILLION DOLLAR BONUS
403
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,292
IF I DIE IN THE SACK.
404
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:47,066
WELL, ACTUALLY THAT OFFER'S
OPEN TO ANYBODY. WINK, WINK.
405
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:52,638
I SAY WINK, WINK.
BECAUSE PHYSICALLY
I'M INCAPABLE OF WINKING.
406
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:56,375
WELL, I GUESS
THERE'S NO SALE HERE.
407
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:59,411
SO, LADY, BEARDED LADY,
408
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:00,746
ADIOS!
409
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:15,060
♪ THAT WAS A CREEPY,
CREEPY MAN ♪
410
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,595
♪ HE SURE WAS ♪
411
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:19,231
♪ OFFERING MONEY FOR SEX ♪
412
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:20,399
♪ HE SURE DID ♪
413
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:23,135
♪ NOW I FEEL DIRTY
AND VIOLATED ♪
414
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:25,170
♪ AND THAT'S WHY ♪
415
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:29,374
Both: ♪ ANIMALS ARE
BETTER THAN PEOPLE ♪
416
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:37,716
HEY, EDDIE.
417
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,351
HMM?
418
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:44,356
YOU WOULDN'T EVER WANT
TO CHANGE PLACES
WITH TOMMY, WOULD YOU?
419
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,058
NO. WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
420
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:49,428
I LIKE BEING ABLE
TO REACH PEANUT BUTTER.
421
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:53,465
HONEY, LISTEN. MY LIFE WOULD BE
MEANINGLESS WITHOUT YOU.
422
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:54,733
OH. REALLY?
423
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:58,904
REALLY. COME OVER HERE
AND GIVE ME A LITTLE SUGAR.
424
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,975
KNOCK KNOCK!
425
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,944
WHOA! THIS LOOKS HOT!
426
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:07,746
HOW ARE YOU, TOMMY?
427
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:10,916
BOY, YOU KNOW,
WHAT YOU TWO HAVE--
THIS IS REAL LOVE.
428
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:14,553
UNLIKE MY
SHALLOW EXISTENCE.
429
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,822
I FEEL TERRIBLE.
430
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:19,892
OK. I'M OVER IT.
431
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,895
TOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY HOUSE?
432
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,263
I'M LOOKING FOR FOOD.
433
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,765
APRIL PUTS A LOT STUFF
OUT ON THE TABLE,
434
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:29,935
BUT NONE OF IT HAS
NUTRITIONAL VALUE.
435
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,803
HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU
A HAM SANDWICH?
436
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,072
I'LL PAY YOU $800.
437
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,841
OK.
438
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,744
OH, AND BY THE WAY,
I'M PUTTING THE WORD OUT--
439
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:42,915
APRIL'S AVAILABLE
FOR BABYSITTING,
440
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,950
PET-SITTING, HOUSE-SITTING,
441
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,853
BASICALLY ANYTHING
THAT INVOLVES SITTING.
442
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,788
IT'S $11 AN HOUR
443
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:54,660
OR A GRAND
FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT. HA HA!
444
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,997
I'M SURE WE COULD
FIND A PLACE FOR HER TO SIT.
445
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,670
April: MARCO!
446
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:08,707
UH, EXCUSE ME. POLO!
447
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:11,610
THERE YOU ARE.
OH, DON'T FEED HIM.
448
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,679
I JUST SENT OUT
FOR PIZZA.
449
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,180
OH, DAMN.
450
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,049
COME ON, HONEY.
LET'S GO HOME AND WORK UP
AN APPETITE.
451
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,985
OK. I'LL SEE YOU TWO
TOMORROW.
452
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,154
IF I SURVIVE THE NIGHT.
453
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,189
EITHER WAY I'M A WINNER.
454
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:26,091
HA HA!
455
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:28,260
ME TOO. GOODNIGHT!
456
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,128
GOODNIGHT!
BYE.
457
00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,666
STILL THINK YOUR LIFE IS
MEANINGLESS WITHOUT ME?
458
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:38,370
NOT A GOOD TIME
TO ASK ME THAT, JOY.
459
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,239
NOT A GOOD TIME.
460
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:40,539
{\an8}TH
461
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:40,572
{\an8}THE
462
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:40,606
{\an8}THE SM
463
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:40,639
{\an8}THE SMIL
464
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:40,739
{\an8}THE SMILE
465
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:40,772
{\an8}THE SMILE
ON
466
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:40,806
{\an8}THE SMILE
ON Y
467
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:40,839
{\an8}THE SMILE
ON YOU
468
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:40,872
{\an8}THE SMILE
ON YOUR
469
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:40,906
{\an8}THE SMILE
ON YOUR FA
470
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:40,939
{\an8}THE SMILE
ON YOUR FACE
471
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:40,973
{\an8}THE SMILE
ON YOUR FACE--
472
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:41,006
{\an8}THE SMILE
ON YOUR FACE--?
473
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:53,118
AH. LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN DOING
A DUCK, HUH, GILBERT?
474
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,330
{\an8}NOT SO FAR.
475
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,638
{\an8}[IMITATING TOMMY]
I'LL TAKE IT!
476
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,909
{\an8}SOLD!
477
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,078
{\an8}YEAH. YEAH.
478
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:25,250
{\an8}HOLLA!
HOLLA!
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