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'TIL DEATH

'TIL DEATH..

'TIL DEATH...

I DID IT, JOY.

I SIGNED UP TO BE A BIG BROTHER.

REALLY?

YEP, AND THEY ALREADY MATCHED ME UP WITH A YOUNGSTER.

KENNETH WESTCHESTER.

[INDISTINCT]

HI, I'M EDDIE STARK.

I'M HERE TO MEET KENNY WESTCHESTER.

IS--IS HE AVAILABLE?

[UNLOCKING LOCKS]

OK, CHESTY.

GUESS WHAT?

THURSDAY NIGHT, WE ARE HOSTING A JEWELRY PARTY.

I CANNOT MAKE THAT.

WHY NOT?

MY LITTLE BROTHER NEEDS ME.

SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA GET INTO?

I THOUGHT MAYBE WE WOULD GO

CHECK OUT THE BOAT SHOW AT THE CONVENTION CENTER.

HOW ABOUT WE GET SOME POTATO SKINS

AND SEE SOME NAKED LADIES.

IT'S YOUR DAY.

LOOK, I KNOW IT LOOKS BAD.

I KNOW NAKED LADIES MIGHT NOT BE YOUR CUP OF TEA,

BUT I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS MAN DID HELP ME.

SO, DON'T YOU TELL ME

THIS IS A BAD MAN. KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE THIS IS A GOOD MAN.

THIS IS MY BROTHER.

THIS IS MY BIG BROTHER RIGHT HERE.

THIS IS THE MOMENT THEY TALK ABOUT IN THE BROCHURE.

♪ EVERY TIME I ZIG, YOU ZAG ♪

♪ I LIKE COFFEE, TEA'S YOUR BAG ♪

♪ THOUGH IT MAKES NO SENSE, IT'S TRUE ♪

♪ THERE'S NO ME WITHOUT YOU ♪

Brad Garrett: 'TIL DEATH IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

[MIXER WHIRRING]

HEY, HONEY. I'M TAKING KENNY

TO THE BIG BROTHER PICNIC.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE HAVE OUR FANCY PICNIC BASKET

THAT WE GOT FOR OUR WEDDING?

YOU BURIED OUR DAUGHTER'S HAMSTER IN IT 14 YEARS AGO.

FRONT YARD OR BACK?

OH.

HEY, STOP!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

I'M GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU, JOY.

I'M TRYING TO MAKE A PIE.

DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS ALL A LITTLE WEIRD?

MEN MAKE PIES, JOY.

IT'S A THING.

WE ALSO CAN CRY AND GET PREGNANT.

NO, I MEAN I THINK IT'S WEIRD

THAT YOU'RE TAKING A 40-YEAR-OLD MAN TO A PICNIC.

KENNY WILL NOT BE 40 UNTIL OCTOBER.

AND, BY THE WAY, WE'RE DOING HIS PARTY HERE,

SO--SO, THAT DAY, YOU CAN'T BE PARKED IN THE DRIVEWAY

BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA GET A BOUNCY HOUSE.

WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR BACK POCKET?

UH, THAT'S ALL ASS, BABY.

SWEET, SWEET ASS.

AND THE ELECTRIC BILL. UH, GIVE ME THAT.

I ASKED YOU TO MAIL THIS 3 TIMES THIS WEEK.

YEAH, BUT ONE OF THOSE TIMES

WAS DURING OUR LOVE-MAKING

AND, IN MY DEFENSE,

I WAS MOSTLY FOCUSING ON MY BREATHING.

THEY'RE GONNA TURN THE LIGHTS OUT, EDDIE.

COME ON. BIG BLUE BOX.

BIG, GIANT HAND. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

OK, I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.

I MAIL LETTERS. I BAKE PIES.

I DO IT ALL.

THAT'S THE SALT THAT WE USE

IN OUR DRIVEWAY.

OK, EVERYONE.

IT'S TIME FOR OUR BIG-LITTLE GAMES.

NOW, REMEMBER, BIGS.

BE SURE TO STRETCH OUT BEFORE WE START.

NO KID WANTS TO SPEND HIS WHOLE AFTERNOON

RUBBING BEN GAY ON THEIR MENTOR'S THIGH.

THAT SOUNDED WEIRD. I'M SORRY.

THAT ONE IS ON ME.

WHEELBARROW RACE!

[CHEERING]

NOW, REMEMBER. ONCE WE GET GOING,

YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE MY HANDS.

DON'T BE THROWN.

GOT THE PAWS OF A COUGAR.

[ROARS]

NOT THE COUGAR PAWS THAT ARE THROWING ME.

HEY, NEXT YEAR, GET A BATHING SUIT WITH A LINING.

OK.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

HA HA!

BYE-BYE! BYE-BYE!

[LAUGHING]

AHA!

HA HA HA!

YEAH! YEAH! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

I DON'T KNOW.

[BLOWS WHISTLE] OK, GUYS.

WE'RE DOING A CAKE BREAK,

AND THEN THE SOFTBALL GAME'S

GONNA START UP IN 5 MINUTES.

OH, I SEE YOU SIGNED UP TO PITCH.

MAYBE YOU COULD DIAL IT BACK A BIT.

NO CAN DO, MY FRIEND. I GOT ONE SPEED, MAN.

AND THAT'S SUPER FAST.

OH, MAN. I CAN'T USE THIS TEENY, TINY GLOVE.

DO ME A SOLID, MAN.

RUN TO MY APARTMENT AND GET MY OTHER GLOVE.

WHY DO I GOTTA GO? IT'S YOUR APARTMENT.

I DON'T WANNA MISS CAKE BREAK.

NEITHER DO I.

WHAT'S IT SAY ON YOUR SHIRT? "BIG."

WHAT'S IT SAY ON MY SHIRT? "LITTLE."

WHOSE SPECIAL DAY IS THIS?

LITTLE.

WHO'S GOING TO GET MY MITT?

BIG.

HEY. LOOK AT ME.

DO NOT OPEN MY MEDICINE CABINET.

[IMITATING HANNIBAL LECTER] HELLO, CLARICE.

THAT WAS A GREAT MOVIE.

NOTE TO SELF: RENT THAT.

YEAH, I'M ON MY WAY TO MY APARTMENT.

JUST GOT IN FROM JAPAN. UNH!

TINY FOOD, TINY PEOPLE.

ALL THAT FISH OVER THERE,

AND A SISTER COULDN'T GET A CRABCAKE SANDWICH.

OH, HELL, NO.

OH, HI. I'M EDDIE.

YOU PICKED THE WRONG APARTMENT TO ROB, FREDDY KRUEGER.

WELL, ACTUALLY--

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GRAB A MITT?

OW! OW! KENNY! AAH! OHH! AAH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FRIEND?

FRIEND--

WHAT'S YOUR FRIEND DOING IN MY APARTMENT?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I GAVE YOU 6 MONTHS

TO MOVE YOUR BONY, COWBOY-LOVIN' ASS OUT OF HERE.

OH, MY GOD.

YOU ARE SO SKINNY.

WHO IS?

SHE USED TO WEIGH 3 BILLS.

UH-UH! DON'T TELL THIS MAN MY BUSINESS.

WHAT HAPPENED? I DIVORCED YOU.

AND I GOT MY LIFE TOGETHER.

WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT YOU. WHAT IS--?

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE MONEY I LOANED YOU, HUH, KENNY?

YOU EVER HEARD OF CRAIGSLIST?

YEAH? WELL, I HADN'T.

THAT'S WHY I TOOK ALL THE MONEY YOU GAVE ME

AND SUNK IT INTO A THING CALLED "KENNY'S LIST."

I GOT A WEBSITE FOR YOU.

IT'S CALLED "WWW. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY APARTMENT.COM"

BACKSLASH, TAKE YOUR TALL, FREAKY FRIEND WITH YOU.

DAMN, YOU'RE LOOKIN' FINE.

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT COMING ON TO ME.

DAMN IT, WOMAN.

YOU GOT YOUR FOOT ON MY GAS RIGHT NOW.

OH, YOU KEEP TALKING,

AND I'M GONNA PUT MY FOOT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

YOU LOST A LOT OF ASS,

BUT YOU GAINED A LOT OF SASS.

EXCUSE ME, I--I--

I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOU,

BUT I THINK I LOST ONE OF MY FILLINGS IN YOUR BOOBIES.

I DO NOT LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS.

HOW LONG'S HE GOING TO BE STAYING WITH US?

HONEY, PLEASE BE NICE, OK?

THAT--THAT'S MY LITTLE BROTHER,

AND I TOOK AN OATH

TO NOT LET HIM SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS.

HE'S 40.

NOT UNTIL OCTOBER.

HEY, I CAN'T THANK YOU GUYS ENOUGH FOR LETTING ME CRASH HERE.

THIS IS GONNA BE COMFORTABLE. THIS IS ALL RIGHT, MAN.

YOU ALL ARE GOOD PEOPLE. HA-HA!

OH, HAPPY TO HELP.

WE ARE HERE FOR YOU.

IT'S ALL GOOD.

IT IS NOT ALL GOOD. IT IS VERY BAD.

OH, COME ON HONEY. HE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY TROUBLE.

I--I MEAN, YOU'RE BARELY GOING TO EVEN KNOW HE'S HERE.

HONEY, I CAN BARELY STAND TO HAVE YOU HERE.

OH, UH, THAT'S MY MUG.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT.

OH, YEAH. I PUT BEYONCE'S MEDS IN HERE.

SO, DO NOT DRINK OUT OF THIS CUP.

UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE LOSING

A LOT OF HAIR ON YOUR BUTT.

HOW MUCH IS "A LOT"?

[KEYS JINGLE]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

DID YOU FORGET TO MAIL THE ELECTRIC BILL AGAIN?

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

HOW--HEY, WHAT IS UP, KENNY?

WHAT'S UP WITH YOU GUYS?

NOTHING. I WAS JUST, UH, ASKING MY HUSBAND

TO MAIL THAT LETTER FOR ME.

COULD YOU JUST SHOOT THAT

INTO THE BIG BOX FOR ME, HONEY?

OK. MWAH.

CERTAINLY CAN, MY LOVE.

[THINKING] THIS IS INTERESTING.

SHE'S SCREAMING AT ME WHEN KENNY'S NOT IN THE ROOM,

KISSING ME WHEN HE IS.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY DOESN'T WANT

TO FIGHT IN FRONT OF COMPANY.

LET'S MAKE SURE IT WASN'T A FLUKE.

HEY, YOU KNOW, YOUR FRIEND BRENDA CALLED.

SHE'S GETTING A DIVORCE

AND MOVING TO NEW YORK. WHAT?

YEP. YEP, SHE CALLED 3 WEEKS AGO

AND I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.

I WAS GONNA WRITE IT DOWN,

BUT I WAS HOLDING AN ICE CREAM CONE.

WOW. THAT'S...

A MESSAGE I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE GOTTEN.

BUT, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE--PEOPLE FORGET THINGS, RIGHT?

NO BIGGIE.

JOY, YOU ARE ONE COOL LADY.

THAT I AM.

SO, I--I'M A LITTLE TIRED.

UM, MAYBE DO YOU WANT TO HEAD UP TO BED WITH ME?

AWW.

[THINKING] WHERE WE'LL BE ALONE

SO YOU CAN RIP ME A NEW ONE.

NO THANK YOU.

[ALOUD] YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

UH, KENNY HAD A ROUGH DAY,

SO I THINK I'M JUST GONNA STAY DOWNSTAIRS

AND HANG WITH HIM FOR A WHILE.

[THINKING] OR UNTIL YOUR WHITE WINE AND PILLS

OVERWHELM YOUR RAGE.

SEE YOU IN A FEW.

OKIE DOKIE.

[THINKING] NOT A CHANCEY.

STAY AWAY FROM ME, LADY. I JUST WANT TO TALK.

STAY AWAY FROM ME!

OK, BREAK IT.

THEN THEY'LL KNOW WHAT YOU DO.

STOP FIGHTING ME.

I HAVE NEIGHBORS.

HEY, CURT, HOW ARE YOU? IT'S COOL, YEAH. I KNOW HER.

NOW, WEDNESDAYS AND FRIDAYS

WORK BEST FOR ME AND THE MISSUS.

AND REMEMBER, WE'RE BOTH ALLERGIC TO LEMON POLISH.

YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME THE MAID.

I WILL BREAK YOUR ARM OFF

AND DUST YOUR FURNITURE WITH IT.

I'M GONNA LET YOU GO.

DON'T YOU RUN OR YOU'LL END UP RIGHT BACK HERE, OK?

TAKING MY HANDS OFF.

YEAH, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE.

LOOK.

I--I'M SORRY FOR BEATING YOU UP THE OTHER DAY.

BUT, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,

I HAVE STRETCH PANTS THAT PUT UP A BIGGER FIGHT THAN YOU.

I'M JUST HERE TO TALK TO KENNY.

WELL, HE'S NOT HOME.

[SIGHS]

TELL HIM I'M NOT TRYING TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HIM,

BUT HE CAN CRASH ON MY COUCH

UNTIL HE FINDS HIS OWN PLACE.

HUH?

I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT--

OH, NO, IT IS CRAZY.

SO CRAZY I CANNOT ALLOW IT.

KENNY--KENNY BELONGS HERE WITH ME AND MY WIFE.

MY SWEET, NOT ANGRY, WIFE. RIGHT HERE.

UH, YOU WANT HIM HERE?

KENNY IS NOT A BURDEN?

BURDEN? PLEASE.

EVERY MORNING, HE SMILES.

IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A RAINBOW.

HE MAKES GOOD THINGS GREAT.

HE'S LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK ON COCO KRISPIES.

AND THAT'S NOT A RACIST THING.

I USED TO DO THAT AT CAMP.

YOU KNOW, I'LL JUST TELL HIM MYSELF.

NO, NO, NO, NO. I'LL TELL HIM.

I'LL TELL HIM.

OK.

BUT YOU MAKE SURE HE KNOWS IT'S JUST THE COUCH.

HE DOES NOT HAVE ACCESS

TO THE EXECUTIVE SUITE.

REALLY, EDDIE? REALLY?

THE POST OFFICE SENT BACK MY PANTS?

WHAT'S UP, HAPPY PEOPLES?

COULD YOU JUST PUT THAT IN THE MAILBOX, PUMPKIN?

HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN?

WELCOME HOME, KENNY.

AWW!

HEY, DOES JOY WEAR EBONY MIST?

NO.

I MUST BE GOING CRAZY, MAN.

I'M SMELLING TINA'S PERFUME.

IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH SHE WAS HERE.

HERE? PFFT!

HERE? PFFT!

WELL, I'M SMELLING IT ON YOU EVEN STRONGER.

YOU GOT IT BAD, MY MAN.

THAT WOMAN IS IN MY HEAD, MAN.

WELL, YOU CAN'T GO BACK THERE.

SHE--SHE DOESN'T EVEN WANT YOU ANYWHERE AROUND THERE,

NOT EVEN ON HER COUCH.

IT'S BEST FOR YOU TO STAY HERE

WHERE I'M SAFE-- ER, WHERE YOU'RE SAFE.

WHERE WE'RE ALL SAFE.

SAFETY!

AWESOME.

[DOG BARKING]

EDDIE.

HOW ARE YOU SLEEPING THROUGH THIS?

HUH? I'M NOT.

I'M NOT SLEEPING, I'M JUST--

I'M JUST TAKING A BREAK.

COME ON. LET'S-- LET'S GO AGAIN.

WHAT? NO!

THAT DOG HAS BEEN BARKING INCESSANTLY FOR, LIKE, A WEEK.

YEAH, THAT LITTLE CRITTER'S GOT A LOT OF SPUNK.

ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. I'M THROUGH BEING NICE.

THIS ENDS NOW.

[BARKING]

[SIGHS] HEY, KENNY.

HEY, JOY. WHAT'S UP?

WELL, YOU KNOW, LISTEN.

NO ONE LOVES THE SMALL, HIGH-STRUNG,

YAPPY LITTLE DOGS

MORE THAN THIS GAL.

SHE BARKS WHEN SHE'S SAD.

WHY IS SHE SAD?

'CAUSE HER DADDY'S SAD.

I STILL LOVE HER. WHAT?

I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH TINA.

WELL, THEN GO TO HER.

NOW.

AND TAKE THE DOG WITH YOU.

I--I COULDN'T DO THAT.

NO, YOU COULD.

RIGHT NOW. I'LL DRIVE.

NO, IT'S OVER BETWEEN ME AND TINA.

I BLEW IT.

EVERYTHING SHE SAID ABOUT ME WAS RIGHT.

I'M LIKE A LITTLE KID.

A HARD-PARTYING,

SEXUALLY ACTIVE LITTLE KID.

YOU--YOU HAVE GROWN UP

IN THE LAST 4 1/2 DAYS.

I HAVE SEEN IT.

YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF

TO GO TO HER

AND TELL HER THAT YOU STILL LOVE HER.

NO, IT'S NOT.

MAYBE IT'S A BAD IDEA. NO, YOU SHOULD.

I'LL HELP YOU PUT YOUR SOCKS ON.

GIVE ME YOUR LEFT FOOT.

LEFT FOOT. STOP WIGGLING.

IT TICKLES. DON'T FIGHT ME, KENNY.

KENNY, STOP.

YOU THINK SHE'LL REALLY TAKE ME BACK?

DEFINITELY. WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

WHO'S--WHO'S TAKING WHO BACK?

COME ON. NOBODY'S TAKING ANYBODY BACK.

IT'S CRAZY TALK.

JOY THINKS I HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE WITH TINA.

WELL, DON'T LISTEN TO HER.

JOY IS A HOPELESS ROMANTIC

WITH A PRETTY SEVERE DRINKING PROBLEM.

EDDIE.

LOOK, PIPE DOWN, BREAKFAST BEER.

OVER HERE.

LISTEN.

LISTEN TO ME.

I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS,

BUT, TINA CAME ON TO ME.

THE WOMAN'S ALL HANDS.

WHAT?!

I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND.

FOR A SECOND.

JOY, YOU'RE RIGHT.

WILL YOU HELP ME GET TINA BACK?

YOU BET I WILL.

I'LL GET THE DOG.

LISTEN TO ME. I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

DON'T YOU WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY?

WELL, LOOK. WHAT IF SHE'S WITH ANOTHER MAN?

WHAT? SHE'S NOT WITH ANOTHER MAN.

WELL, MAYBE SHE'S WITH A WOMAN.

I MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S INTO.

YOU SAID YOURSELF SHE'S THIN AND HOT.

EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE GUNNING FOR HER.

TAKE THIS.

MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.

YOU'RE NOT CHINESE AND CARRYING A BAG OF FOOD,

THIS BETTER BE GOOD.

HI, I'M JOY STARK.

EDDIE'S WIFE.

THE GUY YOU BEAT UP OVER THE WEEKEND.

HE WAS WEARING A HOCKEY MASK AND CARRYING A BAT.

I HAD TO PUT THE HAMMER DOWN ON HIM.

OH, NO, NO, NO. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.

I'M SURE HE HAD IT COMING.

UH, KENNY WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT.

DAMN, BABY. YOU ARE ROCKING THAT KIMONO.

ALL RIGHT, KENNY.

GO ON. TELL HER WHAT YOU TOLD ME.

[SIGHS]

I STILL LOVE YOU, BABY.

I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I'LL GET A JOB, I'LL MASSAGE YOUR FEET.

I'LL STOP WRITING NASTY THINGS ABOUT YOU ON MY BLOG.

I'M SORRY, KENNY.

BUT I'M IN A DIFFERENT PLACE.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU STILL DON'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME.

WHATEVER MY FEELINGS ARE,

ONE THING I KNOW FOR SURE IS WE DO NOT WORK.

THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN TELL ME

THAT YOU DON'T WANT ME BACK IN YOUR BED.

WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT YOU BACK IN MY BED?

'CAUSE I'M THE BEST THING

THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU, THAT'S WHY.

NOT IN THE BED, YOU'RE NOT.

COME ON NOW.

DON'T LIE IN FRONT OF THESE NICE PEOPLE.

LOOK, KENNY.

I TOLD EDDIE THAT YOU COULD STAY ON MY COUCH.

BUT NOW I'M QUESTIONING THAT.

SHE TOLD YOU I COULD STAY ON THE COUCH?

YOU DIDN'T GET MY MINI-POSTIT?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT?

YEAH. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM THAT?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY BACK OFF.

THIS IS A WITCH HUNT.

MAYBE I DIDN'T TELL HIM THAT EXACTLY,

BUT I HAVE TOLD YOU THINGS, IN GENERAL,

I AM A TELLER OF THINGS,

SO, EVERYBODY, JUST GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSES,

DROP THE ATTITUDE, AND LET'S JUST GET ON WITH OUR LIVES.

LET'S JUST GET ON.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK. THIS IS--

I--I DIDN'T TELL HIM BECAUSE WHEN HE'S AROUND,

YOU'RE NICER TO ME.

ALL RIGHT? YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T YELL AT ME.

YOU SMILE WHEN YOU TALK TO ME.

SURE, IT'S FORCED AND PHONY,

BUT IT'S THERE.

SEE-SEE, HONEY, THIS IS GOOD.

BUT THIS IS MAGIC.

WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR PLAN, EDDIE?

TO KEEP YOUR FRIEND ON THE COUCH FOREVER AS A HUMAN SHIELD?

NO, NOT FOREVER. JUST UNTIL YOU MELLOW OUT.

YOU LIED TO ME. YOU LIED TO ME, TOO.

AND YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME.

I WAS PROTECTING YOU FROM THE DRAGON LADY.

DON'T CALL HER A DRAGON LADY!

THAT'S MY GIRL RIGHT THERE.

I CAN HANDLE MYSELF.

AND I'M NOT YOUR GIRL.

THE DRAGON LADY'S GOTTA GO TO BED.

SO, EVERYBODY OUT.

BACK TO THE SUBURBS. OUT, OUT, OUT.

OUT.

[SIGHS]

SO, WE IN LOVE AGAIN OR WHAT?

[DOG BARKING]

[SIGHS]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

HAND ME A BOOK.

BOOK?

MAGAZINE.

I SWEAR TO YOU,

I WILL PUT THAT IN THE MAIL TOMORROW.