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{\an8}GOOD NIGHT, JOY.
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{\an8}GOOD NIGHT.
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{\an8}[COUGHS AND SNIFFLES]
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{\an8}[SNIFFLING]
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{\an8}[CONTINUES SNIFFLING]
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{\an8}[EXHALES AND SNIFFLES]
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{\an8}[HAWKS AND SNIFFLES]
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{\an8}[COUGHS AND CLEARS THROAT]
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{\an8}[SNIFFLING]
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{\an8}[CONTINUES SNIFFLING]
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{\an8}H-HERE.
ARE--ARE YOU OK?
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{\an8}ALL RIGHT? LISTEN.
OK, LISTEN.
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{\an8}JOY, JOY, UM,
I WANT TO...
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{\an8}I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
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{\an8}AND I JUST WANT YOU
TO JUST HAVE
AN OPEN MIND. JUST--
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{\an8}WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU
THINK ABOUT...
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{\an8}SEPARATE BEDS?
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{\an8}DON'T TEASE ME, EDDIE.
OK. ALL RIGHT.
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{\an8}I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE RIGHT--
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{\an8}NO, DON'T BE SORRY.
IT'S A FANTASTIC IDEA.
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{\an8}I COULD READ.
I COULD WATCH MY MOVIES
IN PEACE.
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{\an8}AND I COULD DO
MY CROSSWORD PUZZLES
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{\an8}WITHOUT THE SONG OF
THE WILDEBEEST.
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{\an8}[CHUCKLING]
RIGHT?
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{\an8}YOU CAN SWEAT, SHED, MOLT,
DO YOUR WORST--
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{\an8}WON'T EVEN BOTHER ME,
IF YOU WANT TO.
OH, YEAH,
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{\an8}THERE YOU GO.
WOW.
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{\an8}AHH.
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
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{\an8}I AM A GENIUS,
AREN'T I? YEAH.
YOU ARE.
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{\an8}IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
YEAH.
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{\an8}YEAH.
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{\an8}[SIGHS]
SEPARATE BEDS...HMM.
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SEPARATE BEDS...
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WE'LL GO SHOPPING
SOON.
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TOMORROW.
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YOU'RE EDDIE STARK.
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GUILTY. I GUESS
MY REPUTATION
PRECEDES ME.
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YOU'RE HISTORY.
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WHY? WHAT HAVE
YOU HEARD?
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OH. [LAUGHS]
NO, YOU TEACH HISTORY.
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YES. I--I DON'T
BELIEVE WE'VE MET.
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REALLY? HUH.
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I'M CAROL DUFFY.
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I'M THE NEW PRINCIPAL.
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YOU'RE THE NEW PRINCIPAL?
WELL, WELL,
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YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT TOO
PRETTY TO BE A PRINCIPAL.
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I KIND OF PEGGED YOU FOR
A SECRETARY.
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A...SECRETARY OF STATE--
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YOU KNOW, BIG-TIME
SECRETARY WITH
HER OWN SECRETARY.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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WELL, I...
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I'M GONNA BE MAKING
A LOT OF CHANGES AROUND HERE.
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WELL, CAROL,
I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO WORKING WITH YOU.
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OH, HEH,
YOU'LL BE WORKING FOR ME.
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AND IT'S MS. DUFFY.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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HELLO, GORGEOUS.
HEH HEH.
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THIS IS FANTASTIC!
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FREE! FREE!
HA HA!
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LOOK AT ME!
LOOK AT ME!
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IT'S JOY'S BED--
JOY'S LITTLE, TINY BED!
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HAPPY FEET!
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GOOD. GOOD.
HONEY, ENJOY IT,
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BECAUSE IT DOESN'T
BOTHER ME AT ALL
OVER HERE.
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THIS IS--MY GOSH,
WE SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS
20 YEARS AGO.
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OHH.
HA HA!
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WE COULD HAVE
AVOIDED MARRIAGE ALTOGETHER!
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OH.
OHH.
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WELL, HONEY,
HINDSIGHT IS 20-20, HUH?
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HEH HEH HEH. AND YOU ARE
THE LUCKIEST MAN ON EARTH!
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I KNOW I AM. THAT'S WHY
I'VE SPENT HALF OF
MY LIFE WITH YOU.
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AHH. IT HAS BEEN GOOD,
HASN'T IT?
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YOU KNOW, I HAVE NOTHING
TO COMPARE IT TO,
BUT ABSOLUTELY.
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I'M SURE
IT'S BEEN GREAT.
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COMING OVER FOR A VISIT.
OK. COME ON OVER--
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HELLO.
JUST FOR A WHILE.
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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YOU KNOW, AT THIS POINT,
YOU COULD HAVE TRADED ME IN
FOR TWO 20-YEAR-OLDS.
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OH, HONEY, I WOULD ONLY
TRADE YOU IN FOR
THREE 20-YEAR-OLDS
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AND A DISEASE TO BE
NAMED AT A LATER DATE.
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HEH HEH. AHH.
AAH.
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MAMA'S BACK.
OH.
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GO. GO, MAMA.
LOOK AT THIS.
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THIS IS--THIS IS AMAZING.
I--I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.
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I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT--YOU'RE LYING
OVER THERE
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WITH YOUR SHOES
ON YOUR...PILLOW...
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AND IT DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER ME,
NOT AT ALL. HEH HEH.
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[SIGHS]
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YOU KNOW
THE BEST PART ABOUT IT?
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I CAN'T EVEN HEAR YOU.
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FORTUNATELY,
THAT GOES BOTH WAYS.
HEH HEH HEH.
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[SNIFFING] WHAT IS--
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WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
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OH. [CHUCKLING]
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
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IT'S NOT YOUR ASS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THAT, EDDIE?
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[SNORING]
EDDIE?
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OH! OH! JUST THE MAN
I WANT TO SEE.
AH.
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PRINCIPAL DUFFY,
HOW MAY I BE
OF SERVICE TO YOU?
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SERVICE TO ME?
I LIKE THAT.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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ANYWAY, UH,
YOU HAVE SECOND PERIOD FREE?
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UH, YES, THAT'S TRUE.
I USE THAT TIME
TO COGITATE
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AND PLAN MY NEXT ASSAULT
ON IGNORANCE.
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WELL, YOU CAN STOP THAT.
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I HAVE SOME ADMINISTRATIVE
RESPONSIBILITIES I NEED
TAKEN CARE OF.
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FIRST OF ALL,
THE YEARBOOK NEEDS AN EDITOR.
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OH, NO, NO,
NOT THE YEARBOOK.
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SEE, I WOULD JUST END UP
WRITING THAT MYSELF,
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BECAUSE THESE STUDENTS
ARE JUST WAY TOO STUPID.
TO DO IT. YOU KNOW.
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WELL, YOU ARE.
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YOU KNOW, THINK OF IT
AS AN ASSAULT ON IGNORANCE.
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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MMM.
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MMM.
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HA HA HA.
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MMM.
[SMACKS LIPS]
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MMM.
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YOU HAVE MADE ME
SO HAPPY.
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THANK YOU.
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I WAS TALKING
TO THEM.
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MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
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SWEETIE, LISTEN.
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COULD I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
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WOULD YOU MIND
MAKING YOUR BED TOMORROW?
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YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY,
I WOULD.
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SEE, THIS IS THE THING.
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IT'S A CONCEPT THAT
DOESN'T WORK FOR ME.
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I MEAN, WHY MAKE YOUR BED
TO ONLY UNMAKE IT?
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OK. ALL RIGHT.
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YOU GOT
A POINT THERE. UM...
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ON SECOND THOUGHT,
IT MAKES MY BED LOOK BETTER.
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WELL, THERE YOU GO.
SEE, NOW YOU WIN
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THE BEAUTIFUL BED
CONTEST.
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COULD YOU VACUUM IT
ONCE IN A WHILE?
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NO, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
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MMM.
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THE OTHER NIGHT,
I WOKE UP AT, LIKE,
3:00 IN THE MORNING.
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[CHUCKLING]
AND I FOUND A LITTLE
PIECE OF CHEESE...
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UNDER MY PILLOW.
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AND I FELT LIKE
A CHRISTMAS MOUSE.
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JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I'M--I'M NOT GONNA CLEAN IT.
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WELL, LOOK. HONEY...
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[SNIFFS] MMM.
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DARLING, YOU HAVE TO
LOOK AT OUR BEDS
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LIKE THEY'RE
2 DIFFERENT ISLANDS.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
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SEE, YOU'RE LIKE
TRINIDAD,
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AND I'M LIKE, UH,
TOBAGO.
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AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW
THAT TOBAGO IS FILTHY.
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Ms. Duffy:
MR. STARK...
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TODAY, I NEED YOU TO SERVE AS
THE MONITOR IN THE LUNCHROOM.
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AND GO AHEAD AND START
COMING IN AN HOUR EARLY.
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I NEED YOU
TO DO THE SCHOOL BLOG.
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W-WAIT, WAIT--
HEH HEH HEH.
WAIT A MINUTE.
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I DON'T--
I DON'T BLOG, HONEY.
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OH, WELL, YOU DO NOW.
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AND DON'T CALL ME
"HONEY," HONEY.
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SEE, I CAN DO IT.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
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'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BITCH.
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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AHH.
AHH.
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[GIGGLES]
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GOOD NIGHT, EDDIE.
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GOOD-BYE, JOY.
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I MEAN--I'M SORRY.
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GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
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OK. TONIGHT, YOUR ASSIGNMENT
IS TO WRITE A REPORT
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ON WHY ALL ASSASSINS
HAVE 3 NAMES.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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AND FOR EXTRA CREDIT,
EXPLAIN THE ANOMALY
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OF SIRHAN SIRHAN.
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OH.
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MISS DUFFY, I DIDN'T
NOTICE YOU THERE.
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WELL, IT'S NOT
THE FIRST TIME.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?
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YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER ME,
DO YOU, YOU...
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GIANT FESTERING TURD.
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FESTERING TURD...
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WITH TENURE.
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[LAUGHS]
I WAS A STUDENT OF YOURS.
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AND THE ONLY TIME YOU EVER
PAID ANY ATTENTION TO ME
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WAS THE DAY THAT YOU TURNED
MY LIFE INTO HELL.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
BE MORE SPECIFIC.
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YOU READ MY PAPER
TO THE CLASS,
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AND THEN YOU MOCKED ME.
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MMM, AGAIN, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC.
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YOU--YOU CALLED ME
IGNORANT, ILLITERATE,
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AND THEN YOU BRANDED ME
A NICKNAME...
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DIMBULB DUFFY!
YEAH!
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OH, MY. ALL RIGHT.
HEH HEH HEH.
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ALL RIGHT.
THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.
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WOW. WHAT--
CATCH ME UP.
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WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
UP TO, DIMBULB?
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OH. [CHUCKLING]
WELL, THERAPY.
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YEAH. MY--MY LIFE
BECAME A SERIES
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OF LOVELESS RELATIONSHIPS
AND SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR,
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CULMINATING IN SUCH
SELF-LOATHING,
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I SPENT 2 YEARS IN HOUSTON
AT JIGGLES GENTLEMEN'S CLUB
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WORKIN' A POLE. HEH HEH.
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REALLY? SOUNDS FUN.
HEH HEH.
YEAH.
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IT WASN'T FUN.
AND IT WASN'T A CLUB.
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AND THERE WERE
NO GENTLEMEN IN IT.
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YEAH. AND THAT LED
TO MORE THERAPY
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AND A TREMENDOUS
WEIGHT GAIN.
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OH, BOY.
[LAUGHING]
OH, BOY.
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THEN WHEN I FINALLY
PUT MY LIFE BACK TOGETHER
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AND I WAS FEELING
PRETTY GOOD ABOUT MYSELF,
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I DECIDED TO ATTEND
MY 10-YEAR CLASS REUNION.
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AH.
I WALKED IN,
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AND THEY HANDED ME
MY NAME TAG,
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AND THERE IT WAS--
"DIMBULB."
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HEH HEH HEH! THAT LED ME
RIGHT BACK TO THERAPY.
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WELL, I--I THINK
THAT THAT'S REALLY A TRIBUTE
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TO MY NICKNAMING ABILITIES,
OH, YEAH.
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IF YOU HAD TO
GO THROUGH THAT.
I MEAN, IMAGINE
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WHAT HORSEFACE JOHNSON'S
GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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YEAH. OH, YOU--
YOU HAVE DESTROYED
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A LOT OF LIVES,
MR. STARK.
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I--I THREW MYSELF
INTO MY WORK.
221
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,305
AND EVENTUALLY...
[STAMMERS]
222
00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:18,878
I ACHIEVED THE POSITION
THAT I AM IN TODAY
223
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:23,015
SOLELY SO I COULD REDRESS
ALL OF YOUR INJUSTICES,
224
00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:24,583
FOR EVERYBODY--
225
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,753
FOR THE DIMBULBS
AND THE HORSEFACES
226
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,022
AND THE FATASSES.
227
00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,957
OH, FATASS. HEH.
228
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:35,428
I ALMOST FORGOT
ABOUT WILSON.
229
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,363
SHE WAS HUGE.
230
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,465
HEH.
YEAH, YEAH, SHE WAS.
231
00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:41,300
AND NOW SHE'S DEAD.
232
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,436
SHE THREW HERSELF
OUT A WINDOW.
233
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,938
OOH. OH, MY.
I'M--I'M VERY SORRY.
234
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,074
UH, MUST HAVE BEEN
A BIG WINDOW, HUH?
235
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:51,177
[CHUCKLES]
236
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:54,380
SHE LANDED
ON A BABY CARRIAGE.
237
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,116
YEAH. WELL,
MORE FOOD FOR US, RIGHT?
238
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,217
HEH.
239
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,187
MOMMY.
240
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,929
JUDGMENT DAY HAS COME,
MR. STARK.
241
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:14,100
AND I--I AM GONNA
SEND YOU TO HELL.
242
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,901
HEH HEH HEH.
243
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,938
MY BOAT.
244
00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:20,206
MY BOAT!
245
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:27,046
OH, MY GOD.
I REMEMBER WHEN
THAT WAS IN THE PAPER--
246
00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,648
THE PANCAKE BABY!
247
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:33,085
FATASS WILSON CAUSED THAT?
UNBELIEVABLE.
248
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,620
I KNOW. RIGHT?
249
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,957
SO, THAT'S WHY THIS MS. DUFFY
HAS BEEN PILING WORK ON YOU?
250
00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,625
YEAH, YOU SEE,
BECAUSE SHE SAYS
251
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,827
I INADVERTENTLY
SCARRED HER FOR LIFE.
252
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,863
I MEAN, WHO KNEW
I HAVE SUCH A TALENT
253
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,898
WITH GIVING PEOPLE
DEMEANING NICKNAMES?
254
00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:49,401
[CHUCKLING] YOU DON'T HAVE
A DEMEANING NICKNAME
FOR ME, DO YOU?
255
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:53,239
OF COURSE NOT,
CHESTICLES.
256
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:03,249
WANT TO GIVE ME
A HAND WITH THIS,
FRANKENJEW?
257
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,586
OY. OY.
258
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,891
[BOTH LAUGHING
AND GRUNTING]
259
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,959
ALL RIGHT.
OH, BOY.
260
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:16,028
HEH HEH HEH.
LOOK AT THAT, HUH?
261
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,564
YEAH.
I AM LOVIN'
THIS WALL OF TREES.
262
00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:21,000
HEH HEH HEH.
IT'S FANTASTIC.
263
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:24,470
WE HAVE OUR OWN AREA
SEPARATED BY
A RAIN FOREST.
264
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,372
OK. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
265
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:29,341
LET'S TRY IT OUT.
ALL RIGHT.
266
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:34,680
[WATER RUNNING]
267
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:39,151
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
268
00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:42,021
IT'S MY WATERFALL.
YEAH, I READ THIS ARTICLE
269
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,990
THAT THE SOUND OF WATER
IS CONDUCIVE TO SLEEP.
270
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:47,593
APPARENTLY, IT'S
BETTER THAN XANAX.
271
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,762
OH, SO YOU'RE GONNA
STOP TAKING YOUR XANAX?
272
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,330
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
273
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:54,667
I'M GONNA TAKE THE XANAX
AND HAVE A WATERFALL.
274
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,703
IT'S LIKE A SLEEP SPEEDBALL.
275
00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,538
WELL, GOOD NIGHT,
HONEY.
276
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:02,208
GOOD NIGHT.
MWAH!
277
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,976
MWAH.
278
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,082
Eddie:
WHAT--WH...
279
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,917
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
280
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,920
PIKAKE.
281
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:18,490
WELL, IT'S--IT'S
CROSSING THE BARRIER HERE.
282
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,927
IT'S WAFTING
INTO MY AREA.
283
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,330
YOUR SMELL HAS BEEN WAFTING
MY WAY FOR 23 YEARS.
284
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:29,068
IT'S BEEN LIKE SLEEPING
IN THE FREAKIN' MONKEY HOUSE.
285
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,870
ALL RIGHT. WELL,
WHAT'S FAIR IS FAIR.
286
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,339
GOOD NIGHT.
[CHUCKLES] GOOD NIGHT.
287
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:40,112
[KNOCKS] HI.
MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU
288
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,348
FOR A MOMENT?
CERTAINLY.
289
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:45,017
DID YOU FIND
YOUR NEW PARKING SPACE?
290
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,385
YEAH. YEAH, I DID.
291
00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,621
I JUST GOT OFF
THE SHUTTLE BUS.
292
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,924
YEAH, I--I DID
THE PARKING SPACE
RECON MYSELF.
293
00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:54,994
THAT'S GANG TERRITORY,
SO DON'T WEAR RED...
294
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:58,230
[CHUCKLING] OR BLUE.
295
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,468
LISTEN, UH, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT YOUR STORY, DUFFY.
296
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,870
OH--AND YOU'VE COME
TO APOLOGIZE.
297
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,906
AND I CAN TELL YOU
RIGHT NOW,
298
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,607
IT WON'T BE ACCEPTED.
299
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,643
NO, ACTUALLY,
I HAVEN'T COME TO APOLOGIZE.
300
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:14,813
ON THE CONTRARY,
I THINK YOU OWE ME
A DEBT OF GRATITUDE.
301
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,417
I HAVE A GUN
IN MY DRAWER.
302
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,286
REALLY? CAN I BORROW IT?
303
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,454
I MAY NEED IT
TO GET BACK TO MY CAR.
304
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,256
[CHUCKLES AND SNORTS]
OK--
305
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:28,494
I'M SORRY,
BUT HOW DO YOU FIGURE
I OWE YOU ANYTHING?
306
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,462
OK, LISTEN,
I AM THE ENGINE
307
00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:32,731
THAT DROVE YOU
TO YOUR SUCCESS.
308
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,700
I AM THE WIND
BENEATH YOUR WINGS.
309
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,903
IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,
DUFFY, YOU'D BE BACK
ON THAT POLE IN HOUSTON.
310
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:41,173
BECAUSE OF YOU, I WAS
ON THAT POLE IN HOUSTON.
311
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,875
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
LET'S NOT GET BOGGED DOWN
312
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:45,010
IN SOME CRAZY
TERMINATOR LOGIC. OK?
313
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,913
THE--THE POINT IS,
IF I DIDN'T
CALL YOU "DIMBULB,"
314
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:50,449
YOU WOULDN'T BE
THE SUCCESS
YOU ARE TODAY.
315
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,217
WELL, I SEE YOUR POINT.
316
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,086
AND I REJECT IT.
WELL--
317
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:57,456
UH...[STAMMERS]
IF YOU...
318
00:15:57,556 --> 00:16:01,226
IF--IF YOU HAVE EVEN
THE MOST REMOTE NOTION
319
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,495
THAT YOU'RE JUST
GONNA TALK YOURSELF
320
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:07,099
OUT OF A LIFETIME
OF SMOLDERING HATRED,
321
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:11,537
YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN,
YOU, YOU...
322
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,473
ENORMOUS DORK.
323
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:17,576
THE NICKNAME THING
ISN'T THAT EASY, IS IT?
324
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,678
[PANTING]
325
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:35,327
[EXHALES]
326
00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:37,463
WHAT'S THAT?
327
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,732
MY NIGHTGOWN.
328
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,067
WHAT IS THIS, A SIGNAL?
329
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,871
LIKE, "ONE IF BY LAND,
TWO IF BY SEA"?
330
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,109
NO. I JUST DECIDED
TO SLEEP NAKED.
331
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:52,878
NAKED?
332
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,580
YEP.
333
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,216
NAKED-NAKED?
334
00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,485
YEAH.
335
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,854
HONEY, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
NAKED-NAKED
336
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,989
IN 19 1/2 YEARS.
337
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:08,394
I ONLY TAKE OUT
ENOUGH TO WIN.
338
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,535
[GASPS] JEEZ.
339
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:20,406
EDDIE, YOU'RE LIKE
KING KONG COMING THROUGH
THE JUNGLE THERE.
340
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,475
DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT.
341
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:27,479
[LATIN ACCENT]
ARE YOU AFRAID,
LITTLE GIRL?
342
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,014
[CHUCKLING]
343
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,517
ALL RIGHT,
WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
344
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,586
[NORMAL VOICE] OH,
I'M JUST LOOKING. HI.
345
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:37,489
NICE CANOPY.
MM-HMM.
346
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:40,893
WOW. THIS IS KIND OF LIKE
THE LITTLE PRINCESS ROOM
347
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:44,963
AT THE MUSTANG RANCH...
348
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,067
I IMAGINE.
349
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,970
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I WOULD LIKE
TO GO TO SLEEP NOW.
350
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:56,208
WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT WOULD ONLY
ENHANCE MY PLANS.
351
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,577
THAT'S NICE.
352
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,379
IT'S THE NAKED THING,
ISN'T IT?
353
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,815
YEAH. IT IS. YEAH.
YEAH?
354
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,018
I'M NOT SO SURE THAT
YOUR CHOLESTEROL-LADEN HEART
355
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,853
COULD HANDLE ALL OF THIS.
356
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:10,823
OH, WELL, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT. I'M READY
TO TAKE THE RISK.
357
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:15,627
I MEAN, AFTER ALL, I--I GOT
NOTHIN' TO LIVE FOR.
358
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:18,197
ALL RIGHT.
TAKE A LOOK.
359
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:23,001
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
360
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,137
YOU LIKE?
361
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,339
ME LIKE.
362
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,845
EVEN AFTER 19 1/2 YEARS?
363
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,980
HONEY, YOU'RE LIKE
AN OLD SONG
364
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,683
BEING COVERED BY
A HOT NEW GROUP.
365
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,118
HEH HEH HEH. HOP IN.
366
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,686
YEAH? OH.
YEAH.
367
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,020
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
368
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,522
HOP IN. JOY HAS TAGGED ME.
OHH.
369
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,290
OH. OK. OK. NOT THERE.
OH. EASY.
370
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,526
OK. OW.
[STRAINING]
OK. RIGHT THERE.
371
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,861
THERE. [CHUCKLING]
372
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,698
WHAT ARE THOSE?
YOUR KEYS?
373
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,735
[SIGHS] OK.
374
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:59,271
ALL RIGHT, BABY--COVER YOU--
I JUST--
375
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:00,906
[BOTH GRUNTING]
376
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,541
AAH!
AAH!
377
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,643
[THUD]
378
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,847
Joy: YOU WANT TO, UH,
CONTINUE ON,
379
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:10,816
OR DO YOU WANT TO PUSH
THE BEDS TOGETHER?
380
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,484
Eddie: NAH,
LET'S STAY HERE.
381
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,853
I'M HALFWAY FINISHED.
382
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:22,828
[BOTH SIGH]
383
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:26,665
SO, YOU WANT
TO PULL 'EM APART NOW?
384
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,734
ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT THE BEDS?
385
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,969
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
386
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:33,605
MMM, I DID MISS THIS.
OH, ME, TOO.
387
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:36,375
YEAH, I LIKE SLEEPING WITH YOU.
MMM, ME, TOO.
388
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,711
I MEAN, I LIKE SLEEPING
WITH YOU...AND ME.
389
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,214
YOU KNOW, TOGETHER....
HEH HEH HEH.
390
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,149
SLEEPING,
JUST THE TWO OF US--
391
00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,552
OK, I GOT IT.
OK.
392
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:49,488
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE WE SHOULD
GET ANOTHER BED.
393
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:53,659
THEY HAVE THIS KIND WHERE
YOU CAN ACTUALLY WORK
EACH SIDE INDIVIDUALLY--
394
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,594
THE FIRMNESS, THE HEAT,
THE ELEVATION.
395
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,497
IT'S LIKE 2 SEPARATE BEDS,
BUT THEY'RE TOGETHER.
396
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,332
WHY DON'T WE GET
ONE OF THOSE?
397
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,734
HMM. DO I GET TO KEEP
MY CANOPY?
398
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,537
DO I GET TO KEEP
MY POSTER?
399
00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:09,041
WE'LL GET ANOTHER BED.
400
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,542
YEAH.
401
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,913
[WHIRRING]
402
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:18,850
HA HA.
403
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,119
EDDIE, PLEASE,
WILL YOU GO TO SLEEP?
404
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,222
NO, HONEY, I'M HAVING
TOO MUCH FUN.
405
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,457
OK, WAIT FOR IT.
WAIT FOR IT.
406
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,593
WAIT FOR IT.
WAIT FOR IT.
407
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:28,961
AND LAUGH.
408
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,930
[BOTH LAUGHING]
409
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:36,568
OH, YOU'RE CUTE.
YOU'RE ANNOYING,
BUT YOU'RE CUTE.
410
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,904
ALL RIGHT, NOW LISTEN.
THE BED HEATS UP
AND MASSAGES.
411
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:42,207
SO, YOU START THE FOREPLAY.
I'M GONNA RUN DOWNSTAIRS
AND MAKE A SANDWICH.
412
00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:44,876
AND THEN I'M GONNA COME BACK
TO CLOSE THE DEAL.
413
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:48,347
OK? HA HA HA!
414
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,949
[BED VIBRATING]
415
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:55,320
TAKE YOUR T-I-I-IME.
416
00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:00,392
[LAUGHS]
417
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,361
{\an8}TAKE A LOOK.
418
00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:05,697
{\an8}[BOTH LAUGHING]
419
00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:18,744
{\an8}I HAD TO SHOW HIM
THE COOKIES.
420
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,779
{\an8}YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME
YOU SHOW ME THAT,
421
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,749
{\an8}AN ANGEL
GETS ITS WINGS. YEAH.
422
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,851
{\an8}I JUST WANNA...
423
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,253
{\an8}JUST WANT YOU
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
424
00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:29,821
{\an8}JUST...
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