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{\an8}ZI
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{\an8}ZIG,
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{\an8}ZIG,
YO
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{\an8}ZIG,
YOU
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{\an8}ZIG,
YOU ZA
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{\an8}ZIG,
YOU ZAG
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{\an8}ZIG,
YOU ZAG ♪
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♪ I LIKE COFFEE,
TEA'S YOUR BAG ♪
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♪ THOUGH IT MAKES
NO SENSE, IT'S TRUE ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO ME
WITHOUT YOU ♪
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{\an8}Joy:
'TIL DEATH IS FILMED IN FRONT
OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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{\an8}UH!
EDDIE, WAKE UP.
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{\an8}WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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{\an8}I JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE.
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{\an8}OK.
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{\an8}COME ON.
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{\an8}WHA--WHAT?
WHAT, HONEY?
WHAT IS IT?
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{\an8}SORRY. I JUST--
I NEED YOU.
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{\an8}TO...
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{\an8}TO COMFORT ME?
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{\an8}OH.
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{\an8}THERE, THERE.
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{\an8}SORRY. COULD I JUST
HAVE AN OUNCE
OF SYMPATHY?
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{\an8}OH, GOD.
COME ON. 12 SECONDS AGO,
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{\an8}I WAS ALMOST STABBED
BY A GUY IN A MOCK
TURTLENECK.
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{\an8}HONEY, HERE'S SOMETHING
THAT WILL MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER.
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{\an8}YOU KNOW HOW IN REAL
LIFE WHEN BAD THINGS
HAPPEN TO PEOPLE
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{\an8}AND THEY ALWAYS SAY,
"OH, GOD. I WISH
THIS WAS A DREAM.
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{\an8}I WISH I COULD WAKE UP"?
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{\an8}WELL, YOU--YOU WOKE UP.
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{\an8}YOU SEE, AND I MEAN,
THERE ARE PEOPLE
OUT THERE RIGHT NOW
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{\an8}WHO ARE GETTING
STABBED FOR REAL.
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{\an8}AND THEY--THEY WOULD
BE JEALOUS OF YOU, SEE?
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{\an8}AND YOU--YOU LOVE
WHEN PEOPLE ARE
JEALOUS OF YOU, RIGHT?
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{\an8}SO FOCUS ON THAT.
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{\an8}YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME
THE DREAM, AREN'T YOU?
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{\an8}OK, SO...
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{\an8}THERE'S A GUY
STABBING YOU WITH
A TURTLE ON HIS NECK.
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YEAH. IT WAS
TOTALLY REALISTIC,
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AND YOU WERE THERE,
AND YOU WERE ALL
BUFF AND HOT,
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AND I WAS TOTALLY
INTO YOU, WHICH DIDN'T
MAKE A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE,
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AND WE WERE IN A FIELD
IN MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD
WHERE I GREW UP,
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AND THERE WAS THE SAME
SWING SET I USED TO
PLAY ON
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AND THIS OAK TREE,
AND THEN SUDDENLY,
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WE'RE IN A BARBERSHOP--
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REALLY?
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MUTE.
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HEY, THERE'S
MY LOVELY BRIDE.
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SUCK IT, GUMBY.
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YOU'RE STILL MAD
ABOUT LAST NIGHT?
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YES, I AM.
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OUT OF ALL THE WAYS
I'VE DISAPPOINTED YOU
IN BED,
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THIS IS THE ONE
YOU'RE HOLDING ON TO?
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I WAS UP ALL NIGHT.
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I WAS SO FREAKED OUT,
I COULDN'T GO BACK
TO SLEEP AFTER MY NIGHTMARE.
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WHAT WAS THE
NIGHTMARE ABOUT?
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RRRRP!
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IT WAS AWFUL.
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I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER
HOW IT STARTED EXACTLY,
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BUT I WAS IN THIS FIELD
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I GREW UP IN--
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DEAR LORD, NOT AGAIN.
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IT WAS EXACTLY HOW
I REMEMBER IT--
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THE SAME PARK,
THE SAME TREES,
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AND SUDDENLY
I'M IN A BARBERSHOP.
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HOLY MOLY!
BEEF IS ON SALE.
I GOT TO GO.
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HEY.
HEY. HOW WAS SCHOOL?
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NOT GREAT. TURNS OUT
WHEN YOU FAIL A KID,
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HE ENDS UP BACK
IN YOUR CLASS
THE NEXT YEAR.
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A LITTLE BIGGER,
A LITTLE HAIRIER,
A LITTLE ANGRIER.
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LISTEN, BY THE WAY,
I'M SORRY I BAILED
ON YOU THIS MORNING
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WHEN JOY WAS TALKING
ABOUT HER DREAM,
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BUT I HEARD ABOUT IT
LAST NIGHT,
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AND ABOUT HALFWAY
THROUGH, I WAS HOPING
THAT THE DREAM WAS REAL
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AND THAT THE GUY
WAS STABBING ME.
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I LIKED HEARING
ABOUT HER DREAM.
IT WAS INTERESTING.
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OH, IT'S COOL, MAN.
SHE'S NOT HERE.
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NO, MAN, I REALLY
ENJOYED IT.
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IT GOT US TALKING
ABOUT A WHOLE BUNCH
OF STUFF, MAN--
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HER OFFICE GOSSIP,
THIS NEW ENERGY BAR
SHE DISCOVERED,
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MY FEAR OF BIRDS.
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OK, SO WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING IS,
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YOU LIKE
LISTENING TO HER?
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YEAH. DON'T YOU?
I...DO NOT. NO.
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LOOK, DON'T GET
ME WRONG.
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I LOVE MY WIFE,
BUT AFTER 23 YEARS
OF MARRIAGE,
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YOU KNOW, IF YOU TAKE IN
EVERY DETAIL,
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YOUR HEAD WILL EXPLODE.
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THAT'S CRAZY, MAN.
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN
TO THE LADIES, MAN.
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WHEN I WAS MARRIED,
I LISTENED TO EVERYTHING
MY WIFE SAID.
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THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
DIVORCED.
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SO WHAT DO YOU DO--
JUST IGNORE HER?
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NO. I'M CLASSIER
THAN THAT.
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SEE, THE PAST FEW YEARS,
I HAVE DEVELOPED
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THE FINE ART
OF FAKE LISTENING.
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MM-HMM. SO WERE YOU
FAKE LISTENING
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WHEN I OPENED
MY HEART UP AND TOLD
YOU MY CHILDHOOD DREAM?
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WHAT DREAM?
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TO BE THE FIRST BLACK MAN
TO WALK ON THE MOON.
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AND COPYRIGHT
THE TERM "AFRONAUT."
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AFRONAUT?
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DOESN'T RING A BELL.
NO.
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YOU'RE A COLD DUDE, MAN.
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SO HOW DO YOU
FAKE LISTEN ANYWAY?
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
LET'S SAY I COME HOME
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FROM A TOUGH DAY
AT WORK, RIGHT?
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I PICK UP A MAGAZINE.
I START READING.
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SHE COMES IN
AND SHE'S ALL WORKED UP
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BECAUSE, LET'S SAY,
SHE CAN'T BELIEVE
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THE McRIB IS
A SEASONAL ITEM.
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MM-HMM.
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I KEEP READING.
I GIVE HER A LITTLE
"MM-HMM"
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OR A "IS THAT RIGHT?"
AND I'M GOOD TO GO.
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NOW, IF SHE COMES IN
AND SHE'S ESPECIALLY
ANGRY,
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I'LL GIVE HER
A LITTLE EYE CONTACT
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OR A "HOW DARE THEY?"
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HMM. I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
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THAT'S A WHOLE LOT
OF EFFORT TO GO THROUGH.
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WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER
JUST TO LISTEN FOR REAL?
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HMM.
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WELL, WE'LL
NEVER KNOW.
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Joy: HEY, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
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THEY PUT A NEW STOP
SIGN ON THAT CORNER.
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YOU KNOW, THE ONE
WITH THE UGLY HOUSE?
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HUH.
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IT ABSOLUTELY
CREATES A BOTTLENECK
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AND ADDS MINUTES TO
MY COMMUTE EVERY DAY.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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YEAH. I MEAN,
THERE HAS NOT BEEN
A STOP SIGN THERE
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FOR, LIKE, 50 YEARS,
AND IT'S BEEN FINE,
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BUT NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN
WE NEED ONE.
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HOW DARE THEY?
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WHATEVER. WHO CARES?
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I MEAN,
THE TRUTH IS,
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IT'S NOT REALLY
THE COMMUTE THAT I'M
UPSET ABOUT.
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IT'S JUST THE FACT
THAT I HATE MY JOB.
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IS THIS ABOUT
SUSAN AGAIN?
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YES, YES. SHE IS
TOTALLY GONNA GET
THAT PROMOTION.
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WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN
THERE, LIKE, 5 YEARS
LONGER THAN HER.
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I KNOW! AND NOW
I'M GONNA HAVE TO
DEAL WITH HER
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AT THAT PARTY
FRIDAY NIGHT.
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IF SHE WASN'T
SLEEPING HER WAY
THROUGH THE COMPANY,
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SHE'D BE OUT
ON HER ASS REAL QUICK.
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RIGHT.
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WHO BOOKS MORE
CRUISES THAN YOU?
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DOES SHE?
NO.
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YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
SHE DOESN'T.
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LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME.
I'M LOOKING AT YOU.
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YOU ARE A STAR, JOY.
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YOU ARE A TRAVEL
AGENT SUPERSTAR.
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I AM A SUPERSTAR.
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YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
YOU ARE. COME ON.
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LET'S GO OUT AND GET
A BLENDED COFFEE
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AND HASH THIS WHOLE
THING OUT.
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OK. THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
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LET'S GO.
LET'S DO THIS.
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[INDISTINCT]
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JOY INVITED ME
TO HER WORK PARTY
THIS FRIDAY.
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IT'S THIS WHOLE
SEVENTIES THEME.
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WE'RE GOING AS J.R.
AND SUE ELLEN EWING.
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YOU COOL WITH THAT?
COOL. I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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IT MEANS I DON'T
HAVE TO GO.
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LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
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EVER SINCE YOU BECAME
JOY'S NEW GIRLFRIEND...
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I DON'T HEAR ABOUT
ANYTHING ANYMORE.
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NOTHING ABOUT WORK.
NOTHING ABOUT HOW SHE
HAS TO GET NEW SHOES.
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IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID
TO ME LAST NIGHT?
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"HEY, HOW YOU DOING?"
AND "TOMORROW'S TRASH DAY."
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THAT WAS IT.
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AND THEN WE HAD SEX--
WORDLESS SEX.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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OH, THAT'S JOY.
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HEY, LOVE BUG.
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NO, I--
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NO, WHAT--
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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YEAH, HE'S HERE.
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WELL, MAYBE--
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OK.
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SHE WANTS TO TALK
WITH YOU.
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OK.
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WHAT'S UP, J?
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WHAT? NO, IT'S COOL.
I CAN TALK.
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BUT SUSAN WASN'T
SUPPOSED TO BE IN
TILL THURSDAY.
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OH, MAN!
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YOU GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME, GIRL.
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SO WHAT DID YOU SAY
BACK TO THAT?
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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WHAT--WHAT--WHAT'S
SO FUNNY?
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WHAT ARE WE LAUGHING AT?
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NO, NO, NO. YOU
SHOWED ME A PICTURE.
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THOSE ARE
DEFINITELY FAKE.
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ALL RIGHT. YOU
READY TO ORDER?
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NOT YET. I'M WAITING
ON MY FRIEND,
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WHO'S TALKING TO
MY WIFE.
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SHE DIDN'T CALL HIM.
SHE CALLED ME TO
TALK TO HIM,
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BUT SHE'S GONNA
TALK TO ME AFTER.
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WELL, THAT'S--
THAT'S AWESOME.
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[KENNY LAUGHS]
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HE SHOULD BE
WRAPPING IT UP SOON.
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HE'S GONNA, YOU KNOW--
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LOOK, THIS IS GONNA
BE OK.
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I'M SENDING YOU
A BIG HUG
THROUGH THE PHONE.
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I'M GONNA GO
BAIL HIM OUT.
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ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW.
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HEY, KENNY.
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JUST ONE SECOND.
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HOLD ON. HOLD ON,
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
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WHAT DO YOU
WANT, MAN?
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I WANT TO SEE IF
SHE WANTS TO TALK
TO ME.
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YOU WANT TO TALK
TO EDDIE?
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BRING HOME FISH STICKS.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING
TO TELL YOU TO DO!
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DON'T LET HER
DO THAT TO YOU.
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JOY, I'M HOME!
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JOY, JOY.
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"EDDIE, WE WENT
TO THE PARTY.
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HOPE YOU HAVE
A GROOVY EVENING.
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YOUR FISH STICKS
ARE IN THE FREEZER.
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X0X0, K AND J."
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IT'S NOT K AND J.
223
00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:34,226
IT'S E AND J.
224
00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:59,752
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE
DOING THERE.
225
00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:09,762
THAT ONE DIDN'T COOK
ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
226
00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:15,634
[DOORBELL RINGS]
227
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:19,772
OH, HELLO.
228
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,440
HEY, I'VE GOT
A PACKAGE FOR YOU.
229
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:25,077
OK. SO YOU PROBABLY
WANT THE OLD
JOHN HANCOCK, HUH?
230
00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:27,113
ON THE ELECTRONIC
SIGN-IN BOARD.
231
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:31,484
BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
232
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,719
NOT REALLY.
233
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,657
COULD I HAVE
MY BOARD BACK?
234
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,860
OH, SURE, SURE.
OF COURSE.
235
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,997
HEY, LET ME--LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING.
236
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:48,467
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
JOIN ME FOR SOME
FISH STICKS?
237
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:51,036
YOU'RE INVITING ME IN
FOR FISH STICKS?
238
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,773
I FIGURE A YOUNG
LAD LIKE YOURSELF
239
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,241
LUGGING AROUND BOXES
ALL DAY,
240
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,910
A FISH STICK MAY JUST
TREAT YOU RIGHT, HUH?
241
00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:01,480
COME ON
IN, LITTLE FELLA.
242
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,415
I'M--I'M NOT SURE
IT'S ALLOWED.
243
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:08,420
HEY, YOU DIDN'T GET
WHERE YOU ARE PLAYING
BY THE RULES, HUH?
244
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,422
I DIDN'T--HERE, PLEASE.
245
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,124
I DIDN'T CATCH
YOUR NAME, SON.
246
00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:14,260
UM, IT'S RAJ.
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00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,430
RAJ.
248
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,272
RRRAJ.
249
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:30,376
I LIKE IT.
I LIKE IT.
250
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:40,853
SO PANTS OR SHORTS--
HOW DO YOU FELLAS
MAKE THAT CALL?
251
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:48,360
UM, IT'S USUALLY
PANTS IN THE WINTER
AND SHORTS IN THE SUMMER.
252
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:51,730
THAT ADDS UP. YEAH.
253
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,301
GO ON.
254
00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:10,683
YOU DREAM A LOT,
RAJ?
255
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,152
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
256
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:18,324
I MEAN WHEN YOU'RE
SLEEPING, AT NIGHT.
257
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,593
I DON'T KNOW.
EVERY NOW AND THEN.
258
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:25,464
EVERY NOW AND THEN.
FASCINATING.
259
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:27,032
TELL ME ABOUT
YOUR DREAMS, RAJ.
260
00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:30,002
I LOVE ME MY DREAMS.
261
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,504
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
262
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:42,882
WE'RE JUST--
WE'RE JUST HAVING
A CONVERSATION,
263
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,416
THAT'S ALL.
264
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,252
I'M GOING TO GO
AND EAT THE REST OF THIS
IN MY TRUCK.
265
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,220
NO, NO, NO, PLEASE.
NO, NO, SIT, SIT.
266
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:52,224
LISTEN, RAJ, I KNOW
THIS SEEMS WEIRD,
267
00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:57,997
BUT IT'S JUST THAT
I'M A LITTLE LONELY,
YOU KNOW?
268
00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:02,601
I, UH, I MISS
MY BEST FRIEND
AND MY WIFE.
269
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,838
DID YOU KILL THEM?
270
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:13,913
NO, NO. OK, SEE,
HERE'S THE THING.
271
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,981
MY BEST FRIEND
GOT DIVORCED,
272
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,516
AND NOW HE LIVES
IN OUR HOUSE,
273
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,251
AND MY WIFE, SHE
LIKES TO YAP YAP,
274
00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,520
AND HE'S A BETTER
LISTENER THAN ME,
275
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,489
AND THERE YOU
GOT IT, SO...
276
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:27,359
MAYBE HAVING SOMEONE
TO LISTEN TO THE THINGS
YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN
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00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:33,432
MAKES YOUR WIFE FEEL GOOD
AND TAKES THE BURDEN
OFF YOU.
278
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,601
YOU SEE, RAJ, THAT
IS WHAT I THOUGHT,
279
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:42,374
BUT THEN I JUST
REALIZED THAT I THINK
I MISS THE YAP YAP.
280
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,311
YOU KNOW WHAT
I SHOULD DO?
281
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,680
SET ME FREE?
282
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:58,123
THEY'RE AT AN OFFICE
PARTY RIGHT NOW.
283
00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:00,392
I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS
AND FRESHEN UP
284
00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:03,829
AND GET MY WIFE BACK.
285
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,277
[MUSIC PLAYING]
286
00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:44,970
HEY!
HI!
287
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,071
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
288
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,373
WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
289
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:51,543
I THINK IT'S CLEAR.
I'M GETTING DOWN.
290
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,779
OH, LOOK AT SUSAN.
291
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,414
SHE'S FLIRTING
WITH THE BOSS.
292
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,649
SHE'S GONNA SLEEP HER WAY
RIGHT INTO MY PROMOTION.
293
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,984
SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL.
YEAH.
294
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,919
DID YOU HEAR WHAT
SHE SAID TO TROY?
295
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,322
NO. WHAT?
WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
296
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:08,794
IS THIS ABOUT
THE THING WITH YOU,
YOUR WORK, AND THE PEOPLE?
297
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,996
BECAUSE I AM SO WITH YOU.
298
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,731
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
299
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:17,603
Eddie: I'M TALKING
ABOUT SUSAN AND THE
SLEEPING
300
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,172
AND THE PROMOTION
AND THE TROY THING.
301
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:22,341
WHAT DO YOU THINK--
WHEN YOU'RE TALKING
302
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,476
I JUST SIT THERE
READING A MAGAZINE
303
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:25,978
AND PRETEND
TO LISTEN?
304
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:30,849
HA HA HA!
THAT IS NOT HOW
I ROLL, BABY.
305
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:39,792
OH! THE ROBOT!
306
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:49,168
OOH! BABY?
307
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:53,772
WHEW. DAMN.
SHE WAS MY RIDE.
308
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,145
OK. WHO'S RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS WOMAN?
309
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,948
I AM. EXCUSE ME.
I'M RESPONSIBLE.
310
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,383
ALL RIGHT, SO I
JUST NEED TO
ASK YOU
311
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:05,784
A FEW QUESTIONS.
312
00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:07,152
SURE. FIRE AWAY.
I KNOW EVERYTHING
THERE IS TO KNOW
313
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,153
ABOUT THIS LADY.
314
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,823
I AM THE "GUINNESS
BOOK OF JOY."
315
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:15,060
"ENCYCLOPEDIA
JOYTANNICA."
316
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,062
OK.
317
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:20,232
WHAT'S HER
BLOOD TYPE?
318
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,771
I BELIEVE IT'S A-POSITIVE.
319
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,640
DOES SHE HAVE
ANY ALLERGIES?
320
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,542
NO.
PENICILLIN.
321
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:33,245
EXCEPT PENICILLIN,
WHICH IS A--
WHICH IS A BIG ONE.
322
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:36,915
DOES--DOES SHE
EXERCISE REGULARLY?
323
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:39,418
PILATES, TUESDAYS
AND THURSDAYS.
324
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,019
SEE, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
325
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,822
I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT
BECAUSE I WORK
DURING THE DAY--
326
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,390
SIR, SIR, PLEASE.
THIS IS NOT A CONTEST.
327
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:50,596
BUT IF IT WERE,
YOU WOULD LOSE.
328
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,202
ALL RIGHT. THEY'RE
PROBABLY JUST GOING
TO WANT TO RUN
329
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,670
A FEW TESTS ON HER.
330
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,406
THERE'S ACTUALLY ONLY
ROOM IN THE AMBULANCE
331
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,942
FOR ONE EXTRA PERSON.
332
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,779
SO...
333
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:23,629
OK, PULL.
334
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,365
OH!
335
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:27,666
OH, BLESS YOU.
336
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,101
NOW, COULD YOU JUST
PUNCH MY THIGHS
337
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:34,339
TILL I GET SOME COLOR
BACK INTO MY TOES?
338
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,942
WHAT GOT INTO YOU TONIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW, JOY.
339
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,278
I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU
SHARING YOUR HOPES
AND DREAMS WITH KENNY.
340
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,780
I WANT YOU TO
SHARE THEM WITH ME.
341
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,116
NO, YOU DON'T.
ALL RIGHT, I NEVER DID BEFORE,
342
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,786
BUT IT--I LEARNED
A BIG LESSON THIS WEEK.
343
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:52,324
I MISSED YOU.
I MISSED HAVING ALL OF YOU.
344
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,359
SO PLEASE, TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON.
345
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:57,563
LET ME INTO YOUR LIFE.
346
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,631
OK.
347
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:03,802
I'VE BEEN--I'VE BEEN
HAVING THIS PROBLEM
AT WORK,
348
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:08,840
AND, UM, IT STARTED
6 MONTHS AGO--
349
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:12,477
NO, MAYBE IT WAS, LIKE,
7--7 MONTHS AGO.
350
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,681
I THINK IT WAS--YEAH,
IT MUST HAVE BEEN 7
351
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,549
BECAUSE IT WAS AROUND
THE TIME OF MY
BIRTHDAY--
352
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:20,185
ALREADY I WANT TO
PUT MY OWN EYES OUT.
353
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:21,787
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
NO. NO, HONEY--
354
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,188
I WAS KNOCKED
UNCONSCIOUS,
355
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,824
AND YOU STILL CAN'T
LISTEN TO ME?
356
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:28,493
HONEY, LOOK, IT'S
THE WAY YOU TELL A STORY.
357
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:29,628
YOU START WAY TOO EARLY.
358
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,563
YOU SAID YOU HAD
A PROBLEM AT WORK.
359
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:35,634
START WITH THE PROBLEM
AT WORK.
360
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,302
OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
361
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,171
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
LISTEN TO EVERYTHING
THAT I SAY.
362
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,773
AND YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GIVE ME
REALLY GOOD ADVICE.
363
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:45,611
THERE'S JUST ONE
THING THAT I WANT
AND NEED FROM YOU.
364
00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:47,346
WHAT?
365
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:52,017
IF I HAVE A BAD
DREAM OR A REALLY
BAD DAY AT WORK,
366
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:53,719
{\an8}I WANT YOU...
367
00:20:53,819 --> 00:21:00,959
{\an8}TO PUT THESE ENORMOUS,
GENETICALLY MUTATED
ARMS AROUND ME
368
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,128
{\an8}AND HOLD ME
REALLY TIGHT.
369
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,196
{\an8}MMM.
370
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,798
{\an8}AND MEAN IT.
371
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,387
{\an8}REALLY?
372
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,890
{\an8}[CHEERING]
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