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{\an8}STEPH: 'Til Death
is filmed in front of
a live studio audience.
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{\an8}Okay! How long
does it take to
pee on a stick?
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{\an8}JOY: I already
peed on the stick!
Now I'm just peeing.
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{\an8}But what's happening?
Are we pregnant?
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{\an8}You know, come on, honey,
keep me in the loop.
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{\an8}Okay. It takes
90 seconds.
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{\an8}90 seconds?
Okay. All right.
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}So, how was your day?
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{\an8}It was good. It was good.
Um, I had a salad for lunch.
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{\an8}Ah! Salad.
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{\an8}Salad!
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{\an8}Well, it's kind of funny,
'cause I didn't...
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{\an8}I didn't think that
something like this
could happen anymore.
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{\an8}What do you mean?
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{\an8}Well, you know,
I already thought that you
went through the thing.
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{\an8}What thing?
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{\an8}You know,
your lady thing.
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{\an8}Menopause?
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{\an8}Yeah, that thing.
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{\an8}Eddie, how old
do you think I am?
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{\an8}Okay, honey, look,
I know you're still
very young, but,
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{\an8}you know, you
live pretty hard.
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{\an8}Okay, if I had gone
through menopause,
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{\an8}why would I still have
tampons in the house?
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Well, probably the same
reason why I still have
my cross country skis,
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you're just too lazy
to throw 'em out.
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Okay, I think it's ready.
Oh, I can't look. You...
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No, no. I'm not
gonna hold it,
you just peed on it.
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I sit on your pee
every morning.
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(STAMMERS) All right,
listen, Joy, listen to me.
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I just want you to know,
that I could not
be more excited
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at the prospect of this
wild new adventure
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that we are about
to embark on together.
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Me too, baby.
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It's negative!
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(BOTH WHOOPING)
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♪ It's negative
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♪ Don't have a baby
'cause it's negative ♪
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Oh, God,
I am so relieved.
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Yes, God, yes.
Very hilarious.
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He had me going.
I was just punked
by the Lord!
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Whew, that was
a close one.
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Listen, we have
no business having
another baby.
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Damn straight.
If I don't get eight hours
sleep, I'm like Hitler.
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Can you imagine me
going nine months
without alcohol?
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(CHUCKLING)
That would be rough
on both of us.
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Honey, we have
to make sure that this
never happens again.
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Oh, you got that
right. Sex with you
is not worth the risk.
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We have to
do something
permanent.
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Okay? So I think
it's time, maybe,
that you close up shop.
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Come again?
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You get a vasectomy.
You know, little snip-snip.
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"Little snip-snip"?
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It just happens to be
the biggest snip-snip
there is, Joy.
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Why don't you
take one for the team
and get your tubes tied.
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Little tie-tie.
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Honey, that's
major surgery.
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Oh, it's non-invasive now.
It's all done with lasers
through the backside.
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What?
Yes.
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You know what? The bottom line
is, Eddie, I bore us a child.
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So either you step up
to the plate this time,
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or we're never
having sex again.
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With each other?
Or...
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Night-night.
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P-H-I-L...
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Don't stop him,
he'll just start over.
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...S!
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Go, Phillies!
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My man, it's the
bottom of the first.
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Whoa! That's mine!
That's mine!
I got it, I got it!
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Ow! Damn it!
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Hey look, he got it.
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Yeah, but they're beating
him up pretty good.
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(JEFF SCREAMS)
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They're not even going
for the ball anymore.
They're just kicking him.
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Should we
do something?
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Yeah, we probably should.
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I got it! I got it!
I'm bleeding through
my jeans, but I got it.
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Why don't you
give it to the kid?
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What kid?
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Kenny. He's my
little brother.
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He's older
than I am.
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Well that might
technically be true,
but he's disadvantaged.
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He's not disadvantaged.
He drives a Mazda RX-7.
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Kenny, you don't really
want this ball, do you?
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I like baseballs.
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Hey, you guys want
to come back on Friday?
It's Bobblehead Day.
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Oh, I'd love to,
but I gotta get
a vasectomy. Peanuts!
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Why would you get a vasectomy?
Especially on Bobblehead Day?
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Well, Joy and I,
we had this little
pregnancy scare,
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and then we realized
that neither one of us
wanted to have another baby.
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So, one of us has
to close up shop.
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Mmm-hmm. So why's
it got to be you?
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Well, probably because
having your tubes tied is a
far more invasive procedure.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I didn't realize you'd
had your tubes tied.
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Continue, big bro.
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Look, I'm not happy about
this. Actually, I'm terrified.
But what choice do I have?
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Mmm-hmm. Hmm.
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What if...
Follow me here.
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What if you pretended,
you wanted a baby?
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Get all frisky with her,
you know what I'm saying?
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Put them big ass
hands on her,
know what I'm saying?
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Sooner or later, she's
gotta stop you. Right?
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It's like two cars
heading down the highway,
right for each other.
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One of those cars
has got to swerve.
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It's called playing
chicken, but with sex.
It's called sex chicken!
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(STAMMERS) Okay,
so what you're saying is
I act like I want a baby
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and then she thinks
she's the only one
who doesn't want one,
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and then, boom, she
gets the procedure!
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(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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You think that'll work?
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(SCOFFS) Let me tell you
something. When I was married,
my wife wanted to get a cat.
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But I do not like cats.
So I said, I wanted
to get a dog.
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Because you like dogs?
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No. I just figured if she
wouldn't let me get a dog,
she couldn't get a cat.
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So what happened?
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We ended up getting
a cat and a dog.
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And I fell in love with
them both very hard.
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Well, how does
that apply to me?
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You know what?
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Now that I've said it
out loud, it really
didn't make any sense.
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But sex chicken,
obviously solid.
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Are you really
not going to give
me my ball back?
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No, I am not.
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What've you got
going on in there?
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I'm whitening.
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What's going
on with you?
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Joy, I want
to make a baby.
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What?
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(STAMMERS) I know
this is crazy. I know
I said I was done.
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But I've been
in denial, Joy.
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I want to make
a baby with you.
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A freakishly tall and/or
large-breasted baby.
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What are you talking
about? That is insane.
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Is it, Joy? Is it?
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Yeah, I thought we agreed
we were done with all that.
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Listen, look, honey,
I know that there are
a million reasons
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why we shouldn't do this.
But there is one reason
why we should.
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Life, Joy.
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But I thought that...
Life!
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Look at me.
I love you.
And I want this.
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(IN A SQUEAKY TONE)
I want this more than anything
I've ever wanted before.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Let's do what?
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Let's make a baby!
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I mean, there's something
so romantic about defying
logic and just going for it!
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Well... Awesome!
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What? Right here in
front of the window?
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But the Johnson kids are
skateboarding out there.
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Yeah? I don't care,
I want you now.
Come here!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Back off, you hussy!
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I don't want a baby!
I'll get a vasectomy!
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(LAUGHS) I knew it!
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God, that was easy.
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(SHOUTING) Who is it?
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Steph Woodcock.
Jeff's wife.
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(LAUGHING)
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So he is married to a woman.
I'll be damned!
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Did I catch
you getting
into the shower?
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No. What can I do for you?
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I want my husband's
baseball back.
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And I want curly blonde
bangs. But we both know
that's not gonna happen.
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Look, buddy, catching that
ball was the most athletic
thing my husband's done
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since he sprained
his ankle climbing out
of a trunk at magic camp.
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So you're gonna give
me my husband's ball,
or I'm gonna take it from you.
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Whoa, ease up
on me now, girl.
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I promised my landlord,
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I wasn't gonna have another
fight with a white girl in
this hallway.
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Did Jeff send you over here?
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'Cause, where I come
from, that would not
be considered...
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What am I thinking of here?
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(CLICKING TONGUE)
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Masculine!
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My husband's plenty
masculine, okay?
He doesn't even know I'm here.
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He was just really upset
about the ball, so he's
blowing off some steam,
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buying some
new boat shoes.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You know what?
You're a good woman.
You care for that man.
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If that same kind
of love existed between
my ex-wife and myself,
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I would not be currently
trying to remove
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her name and likeness
from my left buttock.
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You're all right.
Here you go.
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Thank you.
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Hey, you didn't park
in that dark area
behind the building?
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Yeah, why?
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Be a dear and throw this
in the dumpster for me.
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(SIGHS)
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(LOUD WHIRRING)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
She's sharpening a pencil.
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Hello, I'm Eddie Stark.
I'm here for the...
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Vasectomy?
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(SHUSHING)
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If you could just
fill out this form.
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Look, I appreciate you
giving me a ride here
and everything, okay,
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but this
is personal
information.
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Oh. I didn't
see anything.
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But if you want to
impress the nurse,
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you might want
to inflate the amount of
times you have sex a week.
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I did.
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Who's doing your
procedure? Dr. Park.
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Yes.
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Is he a gay fellow?
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I don't know. Why?
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You got to get a gay dude.
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You want someone
who's seen that equipment
from every angle.
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Think about it.
You want an Italian guy
working on your Ferrari.
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You want a gay guy working
on your Ferraray.
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So we start by making
a small incision at the
base of the scrotum.
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(WHIMPERS)
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Okay, there may be
some swelling, okay?
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I recommend a bag of frozen
peas, it'll conform nicely
to your area.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Do I have to take the
peas out to dinner first?
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(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
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I'm so scared.
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I don't blame you.
It's scary stuff.
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(STAMMERING) So, what,
do you like to play
the guitar, do you?
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Oh, yeah! That's
my real passion.
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Shouldn't what you're
doing to me on Friday
be your real passion?
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Oh, they got me
working Friday?
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I'm playing a show
in Atlantic City
Thursday night.
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(SIGHING) That's gonna be
a rough turnaround, man.
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Okay. If you don't
have any questions,
I'll see you Friday.
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Okay.
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(CHUCKLES) Cute,
those your kids?
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Yep.
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You gonna have any more?
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00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:22,328
Nope.
233
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,762
Did you get a vasectomy?
234
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,030
Nah.
235
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:28,901
Why not?
236
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,470
I don't know.
237
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:36,809
Hey.
238
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:39,111
Hey, there's my guy.
239
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,648
There's my big,
brave guy.
240
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:45,117
I want you to know
that I'm proud of
you for doing this.
241
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,752
I feel so bad.
242
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:49,788
Yeah? Bad enough
that you'll do
your thing instead?
243
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,557
Just shy of that.
244
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,967
What's going on here?
245
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:05,170
Well, I just picked up
some supplies for my
anticipated swelling.
246
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:08,007
Uh, baby? Don't take
this the wrong way,
247
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:11,944
but that's a lot of peas
for what you got
going on down there.
248
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,849
It's not all peas,
Joy, all right?
249
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,784
I got lima beans
for surface area,
250
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:20,753
and corn for nooks
and crannies,
251
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,757
and shrimp pot stickers
because they were on sale.
252
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:29,428
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to prep my area.
253
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,363
Wait, you're gonna
shave yourself?
254
00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:33,532
I thought maybe
they'd take care of
that at the hospital.
255
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:37,803
Well, they gave me
the choice, and I figure
no one cares more than me.
256
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:51,016
(SHOUTS) Who is it?
257
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:54,887
Hey, it's Jeff.
258
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,423
(CHUCKLES)
259
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,825
What's going on, Jeffrey?
260
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:03,595
Yeah, hey. Um... So,
I heard Steph came by
261
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:07,933
and made you give me
my ball back and, frankly,
that's just not how I roll.
262
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,903
So, here, take
the ball back.
263
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,106
Really?
Yeah. That's right.
264
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:15,474
You want me to take
that ball back?
265
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:19,044
If I want my ball back,
I'll come and
I'll get it myself.
266
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:22,481
All right.
267
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:27,820
(SIGHS)
268
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,159
I want my ball back.
269
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:37,596
No.
Oh!
270
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,598
Come on!
You gave it to Steph!
271
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,600
She's intimidating.
272
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:46,739
Hey, I, I am intimidating.
I can be very intimidating
when I want to be.
273
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:52,845
You wanna dance?
Let's dance.
274
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:58,017
See, that sounds like you
actually want to dance.
275
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,452
You know what, forget it.
Just keep the ball.
Okay, forget it.
276
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:05,224
Jeff! Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Come on back here, man.
Come on back here, man.
277
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:16,535
Do me a solid and drag this
thing down to the curb, man.
278
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,388
{\an8}(SIGHS)
So, this is it.
279
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:38,924
Honey, I just want you
to know that I appreciate
what you're doing
280
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,260
and I know that
it's a big deal.
281
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:45,297
Oh! And I want you
to know that I'm at peace
with it and I'm ready.
282
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,414
(SHOUTING) Eddie!
283
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,009
Sweetie.
284
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:36,014
We've had a good
run, little buddies.
285
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:40,552
All right.
286
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,290
Hey, bro, what's up?
See you upstairs.
287
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,261
Who was that?
288
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,029
That's my doctor.
289
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,310
(COOING)
290
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,419
Don't do this.
291
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,021
What?
Let's just go home.
292
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:17,723
Joy, I'm fine. I'm ready.
293
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:18,991
Well I don't think I am.
294
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,192
You want to have
another baby?
295
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,727
I don't know.
296
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:26,198
I don't think so,
but this is just so final.
297
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:27,966
Come on, let's
just go home.
298
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:30,335
GIRL: Mom, Joey keeps licking
his hands and touching me!
299
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:31,670
{\an8}(BABY CRYING)
I'm not touching you!
300
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:32,971
He's touching me.
I'm not touching you.
301
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:34,273
Stop it! Everybody,
just stop it!
302
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:35,674
(DOG BARKING)
303
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:37,376
Stop pulling the boy
leash. It's making
him nauseous.
304
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,511
If I stop pulling,
he's going to run out
in front of a car.
305
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:40,913
Is that what you want?
306
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,981
Yeah, that's exactly
what I want. Douche!
307
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:44,616
Douche? Oh, that's nice!
That's the kind
of language...
308
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,752
I spend every waking
hour of my life taking
care of these kids.
309
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:47,953
...you use in front
of the kids!
310
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:49,888
And what do I get
from you? Nothing!
311
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,491
I work 80 hours a week
to pay for the house and your
jewelry and your haircuts!
312
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,326
And what happens when
I get home? You shove
the kids in my face.
313
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:55,961
You fall asleep
watching sports
on the couch!
314
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,663
You don't think
I know what's
going on in there.
315
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,531
(ALL CLAMORING)
316
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:06,004
I have a job and
this is your job!
317
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,339
(ELEVATOR BELL CHIMES)
318
00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:09,141
Let's go.
Let's do this.
319
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,210
Can you hold that door?
No, sorry we can't.
320
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,779
Yeah, but good luck
with all that.
321
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,484
{\an8}(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
322
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,119
{\an8}(SHOUTS) Who is it?
323
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,470
{\an8}Suck on that!
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