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10 years ago, a crack commando
unit was sent to prison by a military court...
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for a crime they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped
from a maximum-security stockade...
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to the Los Angeles underground.
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Today, still wanted by the government,
they survive as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire the A-Team.
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Come on, Sheriff,
that was a scratch, plain as day.
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Hold your water, Ollie. I was just practicing.
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There ain't nothing in the rules
about practice shots.
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My rules are different than yours, Ollie.
Ain't that right, boys?
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Nine ball, corner pocket.
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We got him out back in the squad car.
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Hiya, Jimmy.
How's the newspaper business?
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Why don't you step out
so we can have a little talk?
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Is that what you said to Stan King
before you rolled his car in a ditch?
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See, that's the kind of thing
that gets you in trouble.
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You ain't got any right writing those lies
about me in the newspaper.
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I'm running for a big election here.
People read that stuff, they get jumpy.
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I'm going to win, anyway.
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Get him out of there.
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Baker, I run this town.
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If you forget that...
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remember Stan King.
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- What's keeping them?
- They'll be here, I promise.
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I told them everything
and they want to help.
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They just have a weird schedule.
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Sorry, folks, I'm gonna have to ask you
to drink up. We're closing.
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Excuse me.
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Hannibal, you must be slipping.
I could tell it was you a mile away.
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The nose is awful, but the hair,
where did you get it? Mail order?
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You got a problem, miss?
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I mean, really, the thing looks like
it's ready to start purring.
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- Lady...
- I'm sorry.
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All closed up.
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You just got new hours, sucker!
Now get out of the way.
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- Would anyone like some coffee?
- That would be nice.
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- How would you like it?
- In a cup, fool.
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Why would a guy wear a wig like that?
Looks like a dead plant.
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You're late. Where is Hannibal?
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Hannibal had to do some close-ups...
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on the Gila Monster Who Ate France.
Big-budget film.
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Mr. Baker's waiting.
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- Mr. Baker? Sorry we're late.
- It's all right.
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Looks like Sheriff Dawson
got a little tired of you pushing him around.
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You'd think a guy that's sheriff for 20 years
would be more subtle.
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He doesn't have to be. He just flashes
his badge and throws his weight around.
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Anybody doesn't like it, they wind up
in jail on some trumped-up charge...
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- or they get beat on.
- Why not vote him out?
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If anyone sounds like
they're gonna run for candidate...
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he buys them out
or shuts them up some way.
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The last was Stan King.
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He wound up in a ditch outside of town
the day after he announced he was running.
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Sounds like this guy Dawson
needs to be taught a good lesson.
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Don't underestimate him. He's smart.
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Never leaves anything laying around
for you to pin on him later.
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Otherwise, I'd have taken this
to the attorney general.
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If we're gonna draw this guy out,
we need to know his weak spots.
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- What else does he have going?
- Plenty.
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- Guns, money, whiskey, you name it.
- Money? Like what?
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Like a little casino he allows to prosper
a few miles outside of town.
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It's at a place called
Danny's Satellite Lounge.
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He takes a piece of the action
and nobody bothers him.
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- And what about the whiskey?
- Side business. Smuggles the stuff.
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Nobody pays any tax,
he's got a built-in market.
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The next shipment's coming
in three days, running right up Highway 49.
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And you can be sure
there aren't gonna be any cops there...
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unless they're thirsty.
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Thanks.
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So what can we possibly come up with
to drill a guy like Dawson?
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We could start by running
our own candidate for sheriff.
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I think Hannibal would love a plan like that.
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I don't know. That's like asking for trouble.
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Running somebody against Dawson
like that. He's a killer.
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You're right. That's a problem.
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Where are we gonna find anyone
dumb enough to go to that town...
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and be a candidate for sheriff?
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I mean, nobody's that stupid.
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Not a bad picture
for a campaign poster.
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- What have we got to work with?
- We have got the perfect cover.
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His name is Joe Morgan.
I checked with county records.
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He left town about 20 years ago to join
the army. And he hasn't been back since.
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This guy got a battlefield commission
in Nam.
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Sometimes I think
you're crazier than Murdock.
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How are you gonna pass Face off
as a war hero...
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- in this guy's hometown?
- B.A., you got to have faith.
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It's been 20 years.
People change, people forget.
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When you write this up,
you got to lay it on pretty thick...
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about the returning hero.
And wire to Baker as soon as you can.
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When we get to town,
everybody's got to know who Joe Morgan is.
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B.A., you might as well start it up now.
This'll go like clockwork.
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You know, when Face turns on the charm,
he can do anything.
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Let's get out of here.
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These sudden departures
are starting to drive me crazy.
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- Shut up, Murdock. You're already crazy.
- Oh, yeah?
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At least there's somebody glad to see me.
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And I still have my harmonica.
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Hannibal, he's starting it again.
He's trying to make me mad.
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He ain't got no harmonica there.
There's nothing but hot air.
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Better put it away.
B.A. doesn't like music while he's driving.
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Now listen up. We got a lot of stuff to do...
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before we put Amy and Face
on the plane tomorrow.
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Me? I thought I was going up
with you guys in the van.
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How do you think
Joe Morgan's homecoming would look...
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without his new bride?
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Amy, you got married. That's wonderful.
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Now wait a minute, Hannibal.
Nobody said anything about a wife.
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I don't know, Face,
I think I'd make a pretty good First Lady.
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I'm poised. I'm ambitious.
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- Face, try and look sharp.
- I always look sharp.
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We'll be there with TV cameras
to make a big deal of the whole thing.
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The Sheriff will give you the key to the city.
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There'll be a crowd
waving little flags and cheering you.
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Sounds like I'll be riding into a range war
looking like a greeting card.
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A lot of elections have been won and lost
on the first impressions.
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William McKinley took a losing campaign...
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turned it into victory by whistle-stopping
across the country.
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Worked great for him, too.
He was assassinated.
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Hannibal, one question here.
What happens if I win this election?
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You know, I can't be a sheriff.
Considering there's a price on my head...
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if I take a gig as a public servant...
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that's not exactly what I'd consider
a job with a future.
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Picky, picky.
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This Sheriff will never let it go that far
if I read him right.
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He'll have you killed off
before anybody gets to the polls.
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And that's where we come in for real.
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- We'll get the whole thing on videotape.
- The whole thing?
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- I'm touched.
- The attempt.
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I mean, don't worry. You'll be fine.
We'll be right there to pull his plug.
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As long as
everything goes according to plan.
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Sounds like money in the bank to me.
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Okay, put the camera down
right here.
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- Excuse me a minute.
- Not now, pal.
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If you want an autograph,
I'll talk to you later.
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Put the camera over the chalk mark,
will you?
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Camera stays.
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I'm Jake Dawson, sheriff of this county.
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You're the guy that's gonna give
the key to the city.
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Yeah. We'll make that presentation
over by the steps.
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The deputy's gonna make a presentation
at the bottom of the steps...
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I'm the Sheriff!
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Right. What's your name again?
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I'll get you to sign the release paper later.
Stand right over here.
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Just step right on over here.
That's it.
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Now. Hold the flag up,
hold the key up.
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That's fine. Now get ready. Good.
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Is he gonna wear that hat?
I mean, I got no lights.
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Okay.
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Excuse me,
I got to get a little light in your eyes there.
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That's fine. Yeah. That's great! Now.
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Nice talking to you.
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All right. Roll them.
Now give us a big smile. That's great.
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- I'm in love with it.
- Okay.
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Thank you very much, Sheriff.
You just stand right over here.
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Got that one?
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Little girl with flowers. Come on, darling.
That's it.
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Thanks, sweetheart.
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Well, Joe, how come
you didn't wear your Silver Star?
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Silver Star?
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Sure. The one you were awarded
in Vietnam.
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Mr. Kyle, could we not do this?
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I told you when I left the Pentagon,
I didn't want any publicity.
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My wife and I
would just like to go home quietly.
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Yes, but the Sheriff is here to present you
with the key to the city.
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You ready, Brad?
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Whenever you are, B.C. I mean, C.B.
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Try and keep it fresh now.
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Give us a big smile.
Step right in here, Sheriff.
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That's it. Keep that key up.
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- Okay. You ready, Brad?
- Ready. Camera's ready.
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Okay, roll.
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All right. Yeah!
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The fact that Joe Morgan
has chosen to settle here...
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is a great testament to the way of life
I've tried to maintain...
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for the citizens of Parkland.
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So on behalf of myself and the whole town...
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I'd like to present you
with the key to the city.
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Yeah! Joe!
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Please, please.
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That's very nice, Sheriff,
and I appreciate it and all that, but...
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I'm sorry. I just can't accept this.
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You weren't here
to offer me the key to the city...
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when I went away to war...
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and I think it'd be a little dishonest
to accept it now that I'm back.
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Thanks, anyway.
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Come on, honey, let's catch a cab.
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Zoom in on the Sheriff, Murdock.
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It doesn't bother you none this guy
comes to town with his pretty wife...
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and we roll up with this key so he can
turn it down, make me look like a jerk?
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Maybe he's an opinionated fella.
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I've been around too long
not to know when I'm being blindsided.
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He couldn't have planned it better.
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He wants something.
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Rance...
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I want you to find out if there's anything
stinking up his files.
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I mean anything.
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Nobody gets away with treating me like dirt.
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Nobody.
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That man seems upset.
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Back at the VA,
he'd be first in line for the ice cube room.
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That man's too unstable for politics...
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and believe me,
I know whereof I speak, Jack.
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When Face turned down
that key to the city...
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it sure got his motor running.
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When he sees our little campaign
get going...
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that Sheriff's gonna be out of wind...
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just trying to get out of his own way.
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Don't you just love it, B.A.?
The excitement of the electoral process.
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The sense of history.
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The quest for the truth.
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The amp with a million watts per channel...
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just pumping the old red, white and blue.
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I hate brass bands.
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Friends, Romans, and country persons...
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listen up out there, dudes and dudettes...
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I should've left you back there
at that state hospital...
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with the rest of those mixed nuts.
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Come on down to Veteran's Park today
and meet Joe Morgan.
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While you're there, pick up your free pen,
compliments of Joe Morgan.
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Then use that free pen
to write in Joe Morgan's name...
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on election day.
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And then sell that pretty pen,
sell that little critter...
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for big money...
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and cruise to scenic Alaska,
home of the famous husky.
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You know, when I was in high school...
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I ran for president of the student council.
But I lost on a technicality, though.
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They weren't having an election at the time.
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Remember, Joe Morgan's the guy
that you can't buy.
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Sheriff Dawson, who's sly, can always try...
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but it won't fly!
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That's it. I've heard enough.
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Hey, give me back that mic, B.A.!
233
00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:43,778
Meany!
234
00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:55,498
Here you go, brother, vote for Joe Morgan,
the new sheriff.
235
00:16:56,791 --> 00:17:00,503
Here you go, my man, vote for Joe Morgan.
He's running for sheriff.
236
00:17:00,962 --> 00:17:03,214
Joe Morgan for sheriff.
237
00:17:03,881 --> 00:17:05,675
All right.
238
00:17:07,135 --> 00:17:09,137
Joe Morgan for sheriff, ma'am.
239
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:42,503
Posters!
240
00:17:43,588 --> 00:17:48,718
This guy's way too organized
for somebody that just came to town.
241
00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:54,056
Well, go on, continue.
242
00:17:55,099 --> 00:17:58,477
He was born at Parkland General Hospital.
243
00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:00,855
Graduated from Parkland High...
244
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:04,275
and he turned down a scholarship at State U
so he could join the army.
245
00:18:05,401 --> 00:18:09,697
Battlefield commission, Silver Star,
discharged in '69.
246
00:18:10,281 --> 00:18:13,159
Both his mother and father died
about 10 years ago...
247
00:18:13,284 --> 00:18:15,411
and they're buried in Parkland Cemetery.
248
00:18:17,371 --> 00:18:18,831
Give me the rest.
249
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:22,960
Well, that's it. There isn't any more.
250
00:18:23,044 --> 00:18:24,962
What happened to him
after he got out of the army?
251
00:18:25,087 --> 00:18:27,590
The discharge is the last thing in his file.
252
00:18:27,798 --> 00:18:31,677
I ran a check through the VA and the FBI
and they both came up zero.
253
00:18:31,802 --> 00:18:35,932
He never even filed a federal tax return.
This guy's the invisible man.
254
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,643
Then how come
I keep seeing him everywhere?
255
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,605
His name's plastered all over town
for the past three days.
256
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:43,731
Every time you turn around...
257
00:18:43,814 --> 00:18:46,150
he's shaking hands with someone
and every one of them's a vote.
258
00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:48,819
This dirtbag's gunning for me.
259
00:18:49,111 --> 00:18:51,072
And you can't even prove he existed...
260
00:18:51,155 --> 00:18:53,241
from the time he left the army
until yesterday.
261
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:57,161
You find out what Morgan's game is,
and I don't care how.
262
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,413
Now get out of here.
263
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:13,302
I sure wish I knew
what little trick you are gonna try next.
264
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:16,032
Hey, everybody, listen up.
This man's got something to say.
265
00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:20,703
Hi there. I'm Joe Morgan.
266
00:20:21,078 --> 00:20:26,083
Dawson, you better get your tail over here.
America's conscience just showed up.
267
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,920
Now you boys may not know me...
268
00:20:30,004 --> 00:20:34,925
but I'm running for sheriff. That's right.
269
00:20:35,343 --> 00:20:38,888
And, well, I just wanted y'all to know...
270
00:20:39,013 --> 00:20:41,807
that what you're doing here is illegal.
271
00:20:41,932 --> 00:20:45,603
You ain't getting any votes here, Jack,
so why don't you shove off?
272
00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:48,606
The name's Joe.
273
00:20:49,607 --> 00:20:53,736
I think, in the long run,
you're going to thank me.
274
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,196
That's right.
275
00:20:56,864 --> 00:21:01,327
Hold on a minute. Hold on.
Now, running a casino is one thing.
276
00:21:01,535 --> 00:21:04,997
But when that casino's rigged
so nobody wins...
277
00:21:05,247 --> 00:21:06,582
what then?
278
00:21:11,754 --> 00:21:14,965
You boys have been suckered
by the oldest trick in the hat.
279
00:21:15,132 --> 00:21:18,594
Now I'm not saying that Sheriff Dawson
knew anything about this.
280
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,930
But he sure should have.
281
00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:22,306
We've been cheated!
282
00:21:22,556 --> 00:21:24,433
That's right. What are we gonna do about it?
283
00:21:24,558 --> 00:21:27,061
You ain't gonna do a thing.
284
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,067
Excuse me, gentlemen.
285
00:21:56,895 --> 00:21:58,543
Ball four, take your base.
286
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,194
B.A., give me that axe handle.
287
00:22:01,971 --> 00:22:05,432
Mr. Morgan, could we have one more
just for the paper?
288
00:22:05,516 --> 00:22:07,643
Yeah, sure. The old take two?
289
00:22:09,812 --> 00:22:11,397
That's it. Hold it.
290
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:19,155
It's great to see a natural at work.
291
00:22:20,156 --> 00:22:21,740
Nice to see you, Sheriff.
292
00:22:27,288 --> 00:22:29,415
Dawson, what am I paying you
protection money for...
293
00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:32,668
if this kind of thing happens?
This place is completely trashed.
294
00:22:32,793 --> 00:22:34,503
Put a towel on it, Danny.
295
00:22:35,337 --> 00:22:37,298
I can promise you one thing.
296
00:22:38,007 --> 00:22:40,759
Our hero, Mr. Morgan...
297
00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:44,638
has done his last bit of damage in this town.
298
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,059
What is it, Captain? I'm real busy.
299
00:22:49,185 --> 00:22:51,270
I got something happening
on the A-Team, sir.
300
00:22:51,478 --> 00:22:53,647
- Where?
- Parkland, New Mexico.
301
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:57,860
Picture in a local daily shows a man
who looks just like Templeton Peck.
302
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:02,239
He'd never let his picture be taken.
Who's he claiming to be?
303
00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:04,575
Name under the photo says Joe Morgan.
304
00:23:04,825 --> 00:23:08,829
And here's the twist.
Morgan is running for sheriff.
305
00:23:10,456 --> 00:23:11,707
Sheriff.
306
00:23:12,499 --> 00:23:15,085
Stupid. Real stupid.
307
00:23:15,211 --> 00:23:18,005
I've got a car waiting right now
to take us to the airport, Colonel.
308
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,258
Get an advance group ready to meet us
in New Mexico...
309
00:23:21,342 --> 00:23:24,803
- so we can squadron right to Parkland.
- It's done, sir.
310
00:23:32,895 --> 00:23:34,230
Rance.
311
00:23:35,731 --> 00:23:37,691
Wait till you read this.
312
00:23:42,446 --> 00:23:45,741
I knew there was something
about this guy that didn't belong in church.
313
00:23:46,075 --> 00:23:48,661
Get the squad car.
We'll drive over back of his hotel.
314
00:23:48,786 --> 00:23:49,870
You want some backup?
315
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:53,707
We're not gonna need any backup.
All we're going to need...
316
00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:56,877
is a shotgun.
317
00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:01,382
I want that director fella
who's working for Morgan, alive.
318
00:24:01,757 --> 00:24:04,301
He's got me looking like half a tank
in that movie he's making.
319
00:24:04,385 --> 00:24:08,472
- I want that film back before we finish him.
- And if he won't play ball?
320
00:24:09,098 --> 00:24:11,308
Just get him down in the squad car.
321
00:24:12,726 --> 00:24:16,230
He will play ball.
322
00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:33,163
Make it quick,
and don't call attention to yourself.
323
00:24:46,260 --> 00:24:48,512
So long, Joe Morgan.
324
00:25:19,293 --> 00:25:20,419
Hi, Sheriff.
325
00:25:20,878 --> 00:25:24,506
I would have called,
but I didn't have your number. Drive.
326
00:25:25,507 --> 00:25:26,800
Now!
327
00:25:40,647 --> 00:25:42,483
I saw your dumb brother
going in there.
328
00:25:42,566 --> 00:25:44,818
You wouldn't know
what's happening, would you?
329
00:25:44,902 --> 00:25:47,488
No. You planning on using that?
330
00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:51,200
No. Killing's your game, Dawson. Tell me...
331
00:25:52,576 --> 00:25:55,454
how do you live with yourself,
leaving good people in ditches?
332
00:25:55,579 --> 00:25:59,458
I don't know about anybody in ditches.
Something's eating on your brain, mister.
333
00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:03,337
Yeah? How about we check yours out?
A little memory quiz?
334
00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:07,549
Stan King. Jim Baker. Ring any bells?
335
00:26:07,674 --> 00:26:09,843
I'd think you were feeling guilty,
but I know better.
336
00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:13,305
- Where am I supposed to be going?
- With any luck, prison.
337
00:26:13,847 --> 00:26:15,849
Turn right here and go down the block.
338
00:26:20,104 --> 00:26:23,357
What do you want, mister?
I mean, what do you really want?
339
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,567
I want you out of town permanently.
340
00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:28,070
Leave it to Morgan. Let's talk about him.
341
00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:31,824
Now I may just be a county sheriff,
but I ran a make on Morgan.
342
00:26:32,116 --> 00:26:34,368
And guess what?
343
00:26:42,292 --> 00:26:46,088
- Now you look scared.
- Yeah?
344
00:26:46,922 --> 00:26:51,135
All it means is I have to work fast.
And I always work fast.
345
00:26:58,767 --> 00:27:01,353
Okay, this is it, Sheriff. Get out.
346
00:27:02,896 --> 00:27:06,108
Hey, guys, I brought some burgers.
347
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:10,571
I got some chow, and a big hamburger.
348
00:27:11,113 --> 00:27:13,824
Very funny. You boys are in real trouble.
349
00:27:14,283 --> 00:27:16,034
I don't think you count so good.
350
00:27:16,118 --> 00:27:18,203
No, it's the Sheriff
that's been making trouble.
351
00:27:18,287 --> 00:27:23,292
He ran a make on our friend Joe Morgan,
and then he put Joe's picture on the wire...
352
00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:26,170
- to everybody he could think of.
- It wasn't even my good side.
353
00:27:26,295 --> 00:27:28,547
We're gonna
have to tell Col. Decker...
354
00:27:28,630 --> 00:27:31,467
who's under the misguided impression
that we're the bad guys...
355
00:27:31,592 --> 00:27:34,261
all about your dirty little operations.
356
00:27:34,428 --> 00:27:35,679
So he'll arrest you.
357
00:27:35,762 --> 00:27:38,265
When he hears about dirty operations...
358
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:42,769
- he goes animal, baby. Animal.
- It won't wash.
359
00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:45,856
That teletype said
that you were a military prisoner.
360
00:27:46,148 --> 00:27:49,401
And I'm the Sheriff. Besides...
361
00:27:50,736 --> 00:27:54,490
- you don't have any real proof.
- Don't worry. We will.
362
00:27:54,615 --> 00:27:58,911
Like that truck going
up Route 49, full of bootleg whiskey?
363
00:27:59,036 --> 00:28:00,662
That's where you're gonna
help us.
364
00:28:00,787 --> 00:28:04,833
Just out of curiosity,
what time is that gonna take place?
365
00:28:05,751 --> 00:28:07,544
What time exactly?
366
00:28:27,189 --> 00:28:28,315
That's it.
367
00:28:50,087 --> 00:28:51,922
We're getting closer, B.A.
368
00:29:12,818 --> 00:29:14,278
You're boxed in, boys.
369
00:29:14,945 --> 00:29:18,532
Then we'll take the lid off. Step on it, B.A.
370
00:29:22,119 --> 00:29:24,371
Come on, let's make them eat
their own taillights.
371
00:29:47,894 --> 00:29:49,896
Let's go, B.A.
Let's get around this guy.
372
00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:53,275
I can't. This guy's keeping us boxed in.
373
00:30:07,497 --> 00:30:10,167
- They're still coming.
- They sure are.
374
00:30:32,522 --> 00:30:35,317
All right, you stay right
where you are! Far away from the Sheriff.
375
00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:37,944
Come on,
let's get those reinforcements going.
376
00:30:54,127 --> 00:30:55,671
- Empty, Hannibal.
- Me, too.
377
00:30:56,630 --> 00:30:58,173
Okay, guys.
378
00:31:04,137 --> 00:31:06,348
I got to give you credit, Dawson.
379
00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:09,643
- It was a real nice setup.
- Joke all you want.
380
00:31:09,726 --> 00:31:12,938
I got you for kidnapping,
stealing a squad car, hijacking a truck.
381
00:31:13,230 --> 00:31:16,358
- Serious offences, very serious.
- Yeah?
382
00:31:17,025 --> 00:31:20,737
Well, murder scores pretty high.
I mean, if you want to compare notes.
383
00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:23,615
I don't appreciate that kind of accusation.
384
00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:27,619
Tell us what kind you'd like.
Maybe we can come up with something.
385
00:31:28,829 --> 00:31:31,498
Don't just stand there, pick up their guns.
386
00:31:33,834 --> 00:31:36,586
Your buddy, the Colonel,
is gonna be a happy man.
387
00:31:37,045 --> 00:31:39,673
As a matter of fact,
I think I'm gonna make it easy for him.
388
00:31:39,756 --> 00:31:43,510
- Yeah? What about the election?
- There isn't gonna be one.
389
00:31:44,678 --> 00:31:47,013
'Cause there won't be
any candidate around...
390
00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:48,974
any living candidate...
391
00:31:49,474 --> 00:31:50,934
to oppose me.
392
00:31:52,686 --> 00:31:55,105
Let's get this over with.
393
00:32:10,036 --> 00:32:13,206
You're about the last person
I expected to come waltzing in here.
394
00:32:13,290 --> 00:32:15,751
What've you done with my friends?
They've been missing all day.
395
00:32:15,876 --> 00:32:17,335
They're with the Sheriff.
396
00:32:17,711 --> 00:32:22,132
You just saved me a lot of bother
coming to round you up myself.
397
00:32:22,257 --> 00:32:25,594
- I appreciate it.
- Not half as much as I do. Don't move.
398
00:32:27,471 --> 00:32:31,391
Well. You never know
who you'll be glad to see, do you?
399
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,728
Do you know the kind of trouble
you can buy...
400
00:32:34,811 --> 00:32:36,938
just charging into a sheriff's office
and messing up...
401
00:32:37,063 --> 00:32:39,524
Save it! Put that gun away, Deputy.
402
00:32:41,651 --> 00:32:43,195
What do you fellas want?
403
00:32:43,361 --> 00:32:47,949
A group of escaped military prisoners.
Call themselves the A-Team.
404
00:32:48,116 --> 00:32:52,204
You think they're here?
Come on, Colonel, you can't be serious.
405
00:32:52,287 --> 00:32:53,872
You're getting paranoid, do you know that?
406
00:32:53,955 --> 00:32:55,415
We know they're here.
407
00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:59,753
And we know you're involved with them.
So don't play games with me, lady.
408
00:33:01,296 --> 00:33:05,175
Colonel, you want to make
a really big bust...
409
00:33:05,383 --> 00:33:06,927
let me clue you in on it.
410
00:33:07,052 --> 00:33:08,595
I came to this town...
411
00:33:08,929 --> 00:33:11,348
to write about the election
they're having for sheriff...
412
00:33:11,598 --> 00:33:14,726
and I discovered the incumbent
is running a dirty campaign.
413
00:33:15,185 --> 00:33:18,063
- Why don't you check that out?
- That's not why I'm here.
414
00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:20,690
You tell me where those people are,
I wanna know now.
415
00:33:20,816 --> 00:33:22,275
- Dawson's got them.
- Where?
416
00:33:22,359 --> 00:33:24,486
In a truck repair garage...
417
00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:27,823
not far from Danny's Satellite Lounge.
418
00:33:27,948 --> 00:33:32,369
Just a few miles from here.
We've got them inside.
419
00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:37,666
We caught them when they tried to
pull a truck hijacking out in the highway.
420
00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:40,710
- And they're all being held there?
- Yeah.
421
00:33:40,794 --> 00:33:43,713
Good. You're gonna take us out there.
422
00:33:44,047 --> 00:33:46,007
I'm going out to that truck garage,
Miss Allen.
423
00:33:46,132 --> 00:33:48,176
And I'm taking you along.
424
00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:52,264
Terrific. Shall we?
425
00:34:05,527 --> 00:34:08,405
Are you guys for real?
You think you're gonna get away with this?
426
00:34:08,530 --> 00:34:12,868
Free and clear, hero. You forget
I'm still sheriff of this county.
427
00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:15,078
I don't know. Like they say:
428
00:34:15,537 --> 00:34:18,039
"The opera isn't over till the fat lady sings."
429
00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:19,624
Or the people vote.
430
00:34:20,417 --> 00:34:22,043
Bring them to the office.
431
00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:28,425
Boys, enjoy the decor.
432
00:34:29,009 --> 00:34:32,721
'Cause as soon as Rance gets back here
with Mrs. Morgan...
433
00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:39,519
you are gonna get
a whole new understanding...
434
00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:41,146
of the will of the people.
435
00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:44,024
If I'd known you were gonna bring us
someplace nice like this...
436
00:34:44,107 --> 00:34:47,402
- I would've dressed for the occasion.
- Very funny.
437
00:34:48,528 --> 00:34:51,072
Let's go over to Danny's and get a beer.
438
00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:53,491
Donald, you stand guard.
439
00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:12,677
- Face, watch the door.
- Right.
440
00:35:18,558 --> 00:35:20,518
All right, he's six feet away.
441
00:35:20,769 --> 00:35:22,812
Give me a hand
and move that desk over here.
442
00:35:24,230 --> 00:35:26,524
Hold it! Here he comes.
443
00:35:31,154 --> 00:35:32,822
What time's lunch?
444
00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:38,411
All right.
445
00:35:41,456 --> 00:35:42,916
Yeah, right there.
446
00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:51,091
If you look at things the right way,
anything can be on your side.
447
00:35:51,174 --> 00:35:53,677
In this case, we look up.
448
00:36:12,028 --> 00:36:16,366
Murdock, there's a little crawl space
up there, see if you can get in it.
449
00:36:16,449 --> 00:36:20,161
I will endeavour
to render myself as tiny as possible.
450
00:36:20,370 --> 00:36:21,830
That'll be easy, fool.
451
00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:24,666
- Just think about your brain.
- I need a chair.
452
00:36:25,959 --> 00:36:27,752
I'm heading up.
453
00:36:28,003 --> 00:36:32,674
♪ Ceilings, ♪
♪ nothing more than ceilings ♪
454
00:36:32,799 --> 00:36:35,760
♪ I'm heading into ceilings ♪
455
00:36:35,885 --> 00:36:40,181
♪ Above the floor ♪
456
00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:42,767
Shut up, fool, or I'll come up there after you.
457
00:36:44,644 --> 00:36:47,272
Boy, it's dark up here.
458
00:37:05,331 --> 00:37:07,834
Your problem is your vents.
459
00:37:08,710 --> 00:37:11,337
It's gonna run you heavy change, buddy.
460
00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:13,840
But don't take it personally.
461
00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:16,384
You have your good days,
you have your bad days.
462
00:37:16,509 --> 00:37:18,219
Just like the President.
463
00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:29,939
Face, give Murdock a hand
and pull that deputy into the office.
464
00:37:30,899 --> 00:37:34,027
What are we gonna do, Hannibal?
That deputy's coming here with Amy.
465
00:37:35,737 --> 00:37:37,614
Well, B.A...
466
00:37:41,701 --> 00:37:42,911
It's amazing...
467
00:37:43,036 --> 00:37:46,664
what a few motivated men
can do in a very short time...
468
00:37:47,957 --> 00:37:52,087
with a few simple tools
and a lot of ingenuity.
469
00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:09,330
There it is.
470
00:39:59,255 --> 00:40:02,842
Come on, Sheriff. Rance radioed
and said the MPs are on their way.
471
00:40:03,509 --> 00:40:04,761
Hello.
472
00:40:05,428 --> 00:40:07,180
Will you let me handle this?
473
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:09,265
Any objections?
474
00:40:10,183 --> 00:40:11,184
Fine.
475
00:40:11,267 --> 00:40:15,271
There's going to be five crisp $100 bills
for each of you.
476
00:40:15,897 --> 00:40:17,148
All right?
477
00:40:17,565 --> 00:40:18,775
Let's go.
478
00:40:31,079 --> 00:40:32,538
Get him!
479
00:40:45,468 --> 00:40:46,678
Attention.
480
00:41:05,071 --> 00:41:07,323
You lose the election, Sheriff.
481
00:41:07,532 --> 00:41:09,409
And you don't get a recount.
482
00:41:09,867 --> 00:41:12,870
Hey guys, let's lock them in the truck.
483
00:41:14,956 --> 00:41:16,416
Let's move!
484
00:41:35,018 --> 00:41:37,687
- Breaks your heart, right?
- A million pieces.
485
00:41:42,108 --> 00:41:44,861
More of them?
It's not that big a town.
486
00:41:44,986 --> 00:41:47,363
Hannibal, you think maybe...
487
00:41:47,530 --> 00:41:49,240
- Yeah, I do.
- Decker?
488
00:41:49,365 --> 00:41:51,284
Yeah. But he won't know
we got the upper hand.
489
00:41:51,367 --> 00:41:53,578
Which means we do. Let's go.
490
00:41:53,828 --> 00:41:55,288
Stay out of sight.
491
00:42:04,839 --> 00:42:06,758
Looks like some bad trouble.
492
00:42:07,216 --> 00:42:10,928
Your A-Team may not even be alive
for me to take away.
493
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:25,485
Simple military strategy, Colonel.
494
00:42:25,610 --> 00:42:26,986
It's a pincer movement.
495
00:42:27,111 --> 00:42:30,156
It beat the Romans and it beat
you. Put your hands on top of your heads.
496
00:42:31,699 --> 00:42:33,201
You got them, Face?
497
00:42:35,912 --> 00:42:39,123
Is that Miss Allen with you?
I thought she had dark hair.
498
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:42,710
Why don't you quit playing games, Smith?
499
00:42:42,835 --> 00:42:46,089
He doesn't play games, Colonel.
He just wins them.
500
00:42:46,214 --> 00:42:49,050
I'm sorry, Miss Allen,
but due to security problems...
501
00:42:49,175 --> 00:42:51,511
we're gonna have to incarcerate you...
502
00:42:51,844 --> 00:42:53,888
with Col. Decker and his drones.
503
00:42:54,055 --> 00:42:55,932
I wish we could find
more amusing company.
504
00:42:56,099 --> 00:42:58,851
Well, maybe you ought to give her
some kind of quote, Hannibal.
505
00:42:58,976 --> 00:43:01,312
You know, something personal.
506
00:43:01,479 --> 00:43:04,315
Miss Allen, you may tell your readers
that the A-Team...
507
00:43:04,941 --> 00:43:07,777
having locked the crooked deputies
and sheriff in a truck...
508
00:43:07,944 --> 00:43:12,073
held off the MPs under the command
of the rabid Col. Decker...
509
00:43:12,198 --> 00:43:13,116
and departed.
510
00:43:13,241 --> 00:43:16,285
Col. Smith was heard to observe:
511
00:43:16,869 --> 00:43:20,915
"The A-Team is proud to help diminish
the rampant violence...
512
00:43:20,998 --> 00:43:23,459
"so prevalent in society today."
513
00:43:37,765 --> 00:43:41,435
Face, I'd say you ran
a fast and effective campaign.
514
00:43:41,686 --> 00:43:43,980
I'm just glad to be a single woman again.
515
00:43:44,105 --> 00:43:47,483
You're a good politician, Face,
but a crummy husband.
516
00:43:47,608 --> 00:43:50,153
Listen, I don't want to toot my own horn
or anything...
517
00:43:50,278 --> 00:43:53,239
but how much did I actually win by?
518
00:43:55,825 --> 00:43:57,410
How much did I beat him by?
519
00:43:57,869 --> 00:43:59,120
Murdock...
520
00:43:59,328 --> 00:44:01,831
you've got the paper, what's it say?
521
00:44:01,914 --> 00:44:04,292
Come on, now. What are you guys
trying to hide here?
522
00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:06,586
I mean, it's not like I lost.
523
00:44:10,173 --> 00:44:12,341
I lost? Oh, come on...
524
00:44:12,425 --> 00:44:16,470
- I couldn't have lost.
- Sheriff Dawson, 465.
525
00:44:16,554 --> 00:44:18,848
Joe Morgan, 460.
526
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,852
But since Dawson was arrested
and you were the only other one to run...
527
00:44:23,019 --> 00:44:26,314
- they decided to give it to you anyway.
- I don't believe it.
528
00:44:26,522 --> 00:44:29,358
Those were my supporters back there.
My people.
529
00:44:32,028 --> 00:44:33,362
Politics.
530
00:44:34,530 --> 00:44:39,118
I tell you, this election business,
it's really got me thinking.
531
00:44:39,285 --> 00:44:42,580
Nothing gets you thinking, fool,
except somebody else talking for you.
532
00:44:42,663 --> 00:44:44,665
No, B.A.
533
00:44:44,749 --> 00:44:49,420
I'm serious. I really could get into
this running for office.
534
00:44:49,545 --> 00:44:52,215
I'm talking about the big round one,
you know?
535
00:44:52,381 --> 00:44:54,091
Murdock for Prez.
536
00:44:54,258 --> 00:44:57,053
Sounds pretty catchy,
if you ask me.
537
00:44:57,178 --> 00:45:00,097
I've already got a campaign promise.
538
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:04,310
Two vanilla Snookies on every plate...
539
00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:08,814
and two crates of vanilla Snookies
in every garage.
540
00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:09,941
And I'd...
541
00:45:10,149 --> 00:45:14,779
I'd go on radio every week
just like the old FDR...
542
00:45:14,904 --> 00:45:17,907
only, I'd play the harmonica.
543
00:45:18,032 --> 00:45:19,200
Somebody hold me down.
544
00:45:19,325 --> 00:45:22,453
He's fixing to play his fingers
and I'm gonna snap them off.
545
00:45:22,536 --> 00:45:24,288
One big happy family.
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