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j Don't care what you may say j
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♪ We got that attitude ♪
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♪ Don'’t care what you may do ♪
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♪ We got that attitude ♪
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♪ Yeah, we got that PMA ♪
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♪ Hey, we got that PMA ♪
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♪ Don'’t care what you may do ♪
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♪ We got that attitude ♪
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♪ I don'’t care
What you may say ♪
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♪ We got that attitude ♪
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Charles!
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Charles, come, come!
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Shit.
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Charles, come!
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You stupid dog.
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Come! Now!
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Oh, fuck.
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Charles.
Come here, boy.
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Come here, boy.
Come, come.
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Come.
Come here, come here.
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I'’m sorry.
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Can you please help me?
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I need to get in touch
with my daughter.
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Can I borrow your phone?
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Please.
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Please.
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If you were a cat,
you'’d be dead.
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Morris, please,
for God'’s sake.
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Mom, just...
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Okay? Please?
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What'’s it gonna
fucking take, huh?
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You'’re never gonna see
your little girl again.
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Do you understand that?
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The fuck
is wrong with you?
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Okay.
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Hey, Mike D!What up, buddy?
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You know what time it is?[Mike] Yeah, I do.
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Yeah? All right.
Come on, let'’s go.
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Hey, Cruise!
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Come on, buddy!
Get your ass moving!
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I can clearly see your balls,
for God'’s sake!
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Hey, Morris,
is that you?
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Coming at you, buddy.
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Hey, Sammy!
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Sammy, your ride'’s here!
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Hey, there he is.
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How'’s it going, bud?
You doing all right?
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- Mmm.
- That'’s what
I'’m talking about.
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Get a little snap to it, yeah?
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Hey, look,
today'’s our Monday
accountability meeting.
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Why don'’t you
sit in, yeah?
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I'’m sorry.
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I'’m sorry.
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Came here drunk?
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Can'’t have that here.
You understand me?
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- I can'’t have it here.
- Yeah.
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All right, look.
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Yeah, we'’re all here
to get better, right?
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Maybe you sobered up
a little bit with that puke.
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Take any drugs today?
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Not today.
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That'’s nice.
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Okay.
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Look, leave the bag for me
on the front porch.
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All right.
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I'’m gonna check you
for paraphernalia.
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Yeah.
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I'’ll give it to you
at the end of the afternoon.
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May the Force
be with you, man.
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Come on in, Sammy.
Come here.
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- Buddy.
- I'’m gonna miss you, buddy.
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- Great work.
- We'’ll talk.
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All right.
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There he is.
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Let'’s go, Pete!
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- What the fuck, Pete?
- All right,
all right, all right!
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Just fucking read, bro."If I am disturbed,
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it is because I find
some person, place,
thing or situation,
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some fact of my life
as unacceptable to me."
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All right, fellas.
I want you to meet Morris.
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Is Clint Eastwood
gonna tell me to
get off his lawn?
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All right, all right.
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Welcome, Morris.
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Thank you, Jake.
That'’s Jake. That'’s Dip.
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Don'’t take anything
he says seriously.
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That'’s Garvey over
there in the corner.
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We got Mike D,
we got Cedric,
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Stew, Diego,
Tom Cruise.
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Sammy outside
just graduated.
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Come, Morris.
Everything'’s gonna be okay.
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Make him feel comfortable.[Cedric] Welcome
to the loony bin.
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Hey, sit down.
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Move the chair.
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All right, fellas,
meeting time!
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Garvey, I want you to show him
to you guys'’ room
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- right after the meeting.
- What the fuck, Pete?
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Why'’s he gotta be in my room?
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'’Cause you don'’t
have a roommate.
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I like being by myself.
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Bullshit, bro.
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He doesn'’t mean
any of that, Morris.
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Packing them in, huh, Pete?
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Profiting off the ill.
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Making the cash, huh?
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Give me that book.
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"And I can find no serenity
until I accept the person,
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place, thing or situation
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has been exactly the way
it'’s supposed to be
at this moment."
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That is some good shit.
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What do you say, Stewie?
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Good shit.
Good shit.
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Yeah.
That'’s good shit.
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You'’re on the bottom.
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I'’m outta here before you
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and then
you'’ll get the top.
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Cycle through.
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You smell that?
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Probably something left over
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from the fuckhead who
was in here before you.
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Total weirdo.
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Hung himself.
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Between us,
I'’m okay with it.
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Dude used to keep piss
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in Ziploc bags
under his bed
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and collect
his own eyelashes.
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Annoying as shit.
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I was on the bottom bunk.
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You see how it works?
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♪ Say you'’ll stay here
When you don'’t ♪
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♪ Go to sleep
But then you won'’t ♪
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♪ You speak in onomatopoeia... ♪
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You good?
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Yeah.
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So if you go with
the house rules, and the flow,
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do your chores
and don'’t complain,
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it'’s pretty easy.
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You gotta attend five AA
or NA meetings a week.
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We make a big dinner
every night.
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Eventually,
you'’ll get a night.
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But you gotta make
your own breakfast
and lunch.
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When do we get
to leave the house?
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In the beginning,
just for meetings.
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Me, I can go whenever.
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But you?
You'’re here for a while.
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There'’s super good
sobriety here though.
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Dudes are pretty chill.
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That'’s right.
That'’s right.
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Dude freaks me out.
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Oh, Stew?
Ladies love Stew.
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Vodka.
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It always starts with booze.
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Then whatever.
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I did K almost daily
for two years.
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Blew a hole in my septum.
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Now boogers go from
one side to the other.
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He started this place
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'’cause he got let go
from another sober living
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for beating up
the program director.
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Those places can be
super shady.
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Feeding off suffering kids
who can'’t get right.
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Making a shit ton of dough.
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No real program.
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Actually counting on
repeat offenders
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and recycling
helpless addicts in and out
like Dip over there.
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Yo, I'’ma be in
and out of your moms, bruh.
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And once
you'’re off restrictions,
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you can almost go anywhere.
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As long as you'’re with
a phase two guy.
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I'’m phase two,
so you can go surfing with me.
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I do surf therapy.
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That'’s what Garvey
was giving Pete
so much shit about?
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Yeah, but that'’s
not Pete though.
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Pete started
this place from scratch
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with a different mindset
on recovery.
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Real solution.
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Changed how
I fucking see the world.
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So your company'’s why
you'’re here.
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Well, they took me off
the roster till I get better.
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Plus I'’ve been blackballed
everywhere else,
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so kind of need them
on my side.
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You all right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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How do I get to phase two?
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Thirty days
sober and clean.
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Do your chores.
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Don'’t go missing for hours.
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Don'’t miss any meetings.
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Don'’t pee hot.
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And you'’re good.
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Easy fucking does it.
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Handle your animal, bro!
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Dirty aliens!
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I'’m gonna fuck y'’all up!
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I'’ll piss on
both of y'’all, son!
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What the fuck'’s
wrong with that guy?
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See this tat
- right here, bro?
- Ohh!
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I actually have a career.
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Oh, yeah?
So you work tomorrow?
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♪ I'’ve been less than lonely
Since you came in ♪
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♪ I'’ve been less than lonely
Since you came in ♪
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I saw the fucking video.
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You are a piece of shit
excuse for a man.
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You know what?
You'’re not even a man.
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And you'’re certainly
not a father.
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Lose my fucking number.
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We are done with you.
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Who wants it?
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Who wants it, motherfucker?
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Who wants to
fucking go, huh?
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Fuck!
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Come at me!
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Where is he?
Who the fuck are you, huh?
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You want some?
You want some, motherfucker?
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Hey, buddy.
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No phones, man.
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Hand it over.
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Come on.
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You have two phones?
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You have
my work phone.
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Any other phones
I gotta worry about?
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You sure?
No bed phone?
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Are you okay?
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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Well, we got a softball game
in, like, 30.
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Put on some sweatpants
or some shit.
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Lob it, chief.[Garvey] Go, buddy.
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- All right!
- Go, Diego!
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Come on, Diego!
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Whoo!
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Man doing gymnastics.
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There it is.
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Come on now.
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Come on, Diego!
You got this, baby!
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Come on,
put a little boom in it now!
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Come on, Diego!
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Out!
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Out?
What the fuck?
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That was clearly a ball.
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One,
Diego never swings.
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All right?
He doesn'’t wanna get dirty.
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Two,
it'’s a strike.
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If the ball hits the plate,
it'’s a strike.
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I hate softball.
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Well, it was
a good pitch though.
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But you'’re right.
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Softball
ain'’t baseball.
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Definitely not.
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My old man had Dodgers
season tickets since the '’80s.
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You a fan?
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Red Sox.[Jake] Fuck '’em up, Garvey!
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Fuckers.
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All right, mami, serve
up that titty milk, huh?
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Come on, Garvey!
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There you go, baby!
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Yeah!
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Damn.
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Let'’s go, Garvey! Damn.
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Yeah, man, he played D1.
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He'’s the only
guaranteed run we have.
261
00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:22,630
Secret Agents 18,
Sweet Dreams 3!
262
00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:25,100
You guys are terrible.
263
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,590
It'’s not bad.
Only 15 runs this time.
264
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,200
Morris.
265
00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:31,890
You'’re up, Chuck.
I'’m good.
266
00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:34,420
Come on, bro.
It'’s a bad look
not to participate.
267
00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:36,020
Just take
the fucking bat, cool guy.
268
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,720
It'’ll be good for you.
269
00:12:39,470 --> 00:12:40,560
Get out there. Come on.
270
00:12:43,650 --> 00:12:45,040
There he goes.
271
00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:50,300
Come on now,
you got this!
272
00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:53,780
Let'’s go,
Morris, let'’s go!
273
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,350
Take your time.
274
00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:58,230
We have faith in you, man!
275
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,220
Come on,
Morris, you got it.
276
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,670
Let'’s go, Morris!
277
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,530
We want a hitter,
not a drug quitter!
278
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:10,800
Come on now.
279
00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:15,670
Go, go, go!
280
00:13:27,990 --> 00:13:29,900
Was not expecting that.
281
00:13:34,170 --> 00:13:35,610
My kid'’s barely sleeping.
282
00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,350
I mean, I volunteered
to handle nights
283
00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:39,010
so my wife could sleep,
284
00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:41,530
but I'’m up every five minutes
until midnight
285
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:42,570
for the last few days.
286
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:43,800
So last night,
287
00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:47,110
I yelled at him
like Mark Wahlberg in Fear
288
00:13:47,270 --> 00:13:50,010
when he'’s like, "So let me
in the fucking house!"
289
00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:52,060
And my kid got scared
290
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,290
and I didn'’t even feel bad.
291
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,030
Until I laid back down,
292
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,420
and then I couldn'’t sleep
the rest of the night.
293
00:13:58,590 --> 00:14:00,120
You'’d think
after ten years sober,
294
00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:02,380
I wouldn'’t lose
my shit like this.
295
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,330
With a toddler too.
296
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,340
That'’s all I got, thanks.
297
00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:09,330
[person] Thanks, Gary.
298
00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:12,160
Uh, Jake,
let'’s hear from you.
299
00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:13,300
Thanks, Miguel.
300
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:14,820
I'’m Jake. Alcoholic.
301
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,570
Jake![group] Jake!
302
00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:18,660
I really relate to that story
you told right there, Gary.
303
00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:21,360
Seriously, man.
It reminds me of my roommate
over here, Tom Cruise.
304
00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:23,180
I feel the same way
about him, huh, Tom?
305
00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:25,350
But that'’s all I got.
306
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,540
I want to pass it
to Morris if I can.
307
00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:30,920
It'’s okay, Morris.
308
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,440
Okay, thanks, Jake.
309
00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:36,110
Morris. Alcoholic.
310
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,110
Hey, Morris!
311
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:41,280
I got a DUI once,
so I'’ve been to these before.
312
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,030
Not this meeting, but AA.
313
00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:46,470
I don'’t know,
I fucked up pretty bad.
314
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,070
I went to this work thing,
315
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,730
and I got in a fight
with a coworker'’s husband.
316
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:52,990
And the next thing you know,
317
00:14:53,170 --> 00:14:54,960
I wake up bloody
on a park bench.
318
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,950
Dude,
you'’re in the right place.
319
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,650
Yeah, the thing is,
320
00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:02,000
I left my eight-year-old
daughter home alone by herself.
321
00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:07,350
And I waited till
she fell asleep,
322
00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:10,140
and I was gonna be back
before she woke up,
323
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,620
but I went out
and had a few drinks
324
00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:16,010
and next thing you know,
I wake up on the bench.
325
00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:17,800
I don'’t remember the fight.
326
00:15:17,970 --> 00:15:19,010
Nothing.
327
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,970
No one seemed to care
328
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:25,110
when I was left home alone
at that same age.
329
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:28,290
But, you know,
different time, I get it.
330
00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:35,940
It would'’ve been fine,
but she woke up
331
00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:38,780
and went looking for me.
332
00:15:38,950 --> 00:15:41,120
And then locked herself
out of the house.
333
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:43,740
Neighbor found her.
334
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,040
Called the cops.
It was a fucking nightmare.
335
00:15:49,610 --> 00:15:51,870
And I can just see
her little face crying.
336
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,570
So scared.
337
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,750
How am I supposed to go to
a party and not drink?
338
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,800
Go to a game or even on a date?
339
00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:11,240
You know, any idea of having
a good time is fucking gone.
340
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:13,900
And no offense, guys,
341
00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:16,240
but I don'’t want to
end up like you
342
00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:18,290
and have no life
and the only thing
to look forward to
343
00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:19,690
is these fucking meetings.
344
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,570
That'’s it.
345
00:16:24,390 --> 00:16:25,390
Yeah, Morris!
346
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,130
Fuck yeah!
347
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:31,560
Uh, let'’s hear from
that crusty guy Frank.
348
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:32,650
Oh, fuck you.
349
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:33,910
Hey, I'’m Frank.
350
00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:34,910
I'’m an alcoholic
and drug addict.
351
00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:36,920
Frank!
352
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,970
Thanks for the meeting, buddy.
353
00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:40,880
Morris,
that takes courage, man.
354
00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:42,410
Good job.
355
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:44,590
For real. You know,
when I first came in here,
356
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,590
I could not stop
shooting dope.
357
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,500
I did that shit for 25 years
358
00:16:48,670 --> 00:16:50,540
and I was running the biggest
record company in town
359
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,940
at the fucking time too.
360
00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:54,150
Didn'’t matter.
And I had everything.
361
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,720
I had the hot wife,
the cars, the kids.
362
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:56,990
I had all the toys,
363
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,380
but I was
fucking miserable, man.
364
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,110
I was miserable.
365
00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:02,420
And when I finally had enough
and I decided to get sober,
366
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,820
all those people I worked
with, they thanked me.
367
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,380
They thanked me!
368
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,170
Wow!
369
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:10,390
My wife--
Well, she'’s my ex-wife now
at that point.
370
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,870
I fucked that up,
but she fucking thanked me.
371
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:16,400
It'’s like everybody
knew what a mess
my life was except me.
372
00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:18,000
It took a minute.
373
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,610
I'’m here to tell you
it ain'’t fun out there.
374
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:20,960
It gets worse.
375
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,790
And the guys in this room
will tell you
376
00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:24,890
this sober shit,
it ain'’t boring.
377
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:27,110
Fuck no!
378
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,500
Look at this fucking guy
slinging dick up there.
379
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,290
He'’s the best!
380
00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:34,640
You can be just like him!
381
00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:37,500
You'’re gonna
get your life back.
382
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,290
You'’re gonna get
your life back and then some.
383
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:42,590
It'’s like if you get
free here, get clean here,
384
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,200
a whole new world
cracks open.
385
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,340
It just does. It does.
386
00:17:46,510 --> 00:17:48,730
And I thought just like
you think right now.
387
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:50,130
You know, and I
remember being new.
388
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,220
I remember being
a newcomer sitting there.
389
00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:54,790
I did not want to hear
the shit coming out of
my mouth right now, Morris.
390
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,140
No way. I was thinking,
"Man, fuck this guy.
391
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,750
He doesn'’t know."
392
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,230
You guys are
thinking that right now.
393
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:03,620
Fuck this guy
specifically.
394
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,220
So it'’s really up to you
if you want this or not.
395
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,050
It'’s just up to you.
You know?
396
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:10,920
You can always go back to
doing what you were doing.
397
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:12,100
What do you have
to lose?
398
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,410
That'’s all I got.
399
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:15,150
Nice. Thank you, Frank!
400
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,280
Frankie![group member] Solid.
401
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,200
Fuck.
402
00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:25,080
Jesus.
403
00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:47,490
Motherfucker.
404
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:55,970
It'’s funny?
405
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:57,150
Think it'’s funny?
406
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,540
Okay, motherfucker.
407
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,810
Dude!
What the hell?
408
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,850
Motherfucker!
You want another broken nose?
409
00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:11,850
Come on, Garvey, chill!
410
00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:13,380
He didn'’t do it!
He didn'’t do it!
411
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,910
The socks are mine!
412
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,690
Stop, Garvey![Diego] Let him go, Garvey!
413
00:19:17,870 --> 00:19:19,050
- Why?
- He didn'’t do nothing!
414
00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:20,520
- You fucker!
- Why?
415
00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:21,650
Whoa!
416
00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:25,270
Fucking pussy.
- What the fuck is going on?
417
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,230
I was just...
418
00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:29,260
pushing buttons.
419
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,740
Get it together, boys.
420
00:19:32,050 --> 00:19:33,050
You and I will talk later.
421
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:34,670
You, let'’s chat.
422
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,190
Come on, motherfucker!
423
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,190
You almost got
the new guy killed.
424
00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:42,370
Enough of
the fucking pranks, Jake!
425
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,890
I cannot live
in that fucking room.
426
00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:48,470
Garvey is a psycho.
427
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,860
And he smells bad.
428
00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:52,030
All right, I get it.
429
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,680
He has really poor hygiene,
430
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,080
but maybe you could show him
something about self-care.
431
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,290
You know, I feel like
I'’m trapped in here
432
00:19:59,470 --> 00:20:01,080
with a bunch
of underachievers.
433
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:02,700
I am not them.
434
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:04,660
I won awards,
for fuck'’s sake.[Pete] Dude.
435
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,310
And I'’m not gonna
pretend like this is all--Dude. Dude!
436
00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:10,180
You were dropped.
437
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,400
Temporarily.
438
00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:14,440
They'’ll bring me back
once I'’m outta here.
439
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,210
You'’re gonna have to
push all this shit aside.
440
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,860
I know how you feel.
441
00:20:43,990 --> 00:20:45,640
Must be hard to find
anything attractive
442
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:47,730
about this place
with these guys,
443
00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:49,870
but you'’re all here
doing the same thing.
444
00:20:52,090 --> 00:20:54,580
You know that guy Frank
- from the meetings?
- Yeah.
445
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:57,000
A fucking mogul.
446
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:58,660
Wound up sleeping in his car.
447
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:00,800
And the sad thing is
448
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:02,890
most of these guys
are not gonna make it.
449
00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:05,980
Probability is
you'’re not gonna make it.
450
00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:07,850
Hardly anyone stays sober.
451
00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:10,500
How do you think those meetings
stay the same size?
452
00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:15,760
Do you really want this?
453
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,240
Yeah.
454
00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:21,380
Of course, if I ever want
to see my daughter again.
455
00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:22,640
No, Morris.
456
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:24,740
For you. Not for her.
457
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:25,950
For you.
458
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,120
I'’m gonna need you
to dig deep.
459
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,170
Start looking at these guys
and see what they have to offer.
460
00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:33,610
What you did for a living
461
00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:36,090
is much harder
than being clean for 90 days.
462
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:41,000
If they focus on negative shit,
you get negative shit.
463
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,570
I don'’t know.
464
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,620
Maybe cook these guys
dinner one night.
465
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:46,800
They'’ll love it.
466
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,110
Right? I mean,
contribute, be an asset.
467
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,070
Use your big-shot shit
and teach them something.
468
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:57,900
You do all of that,
it'’ll all fall into place.
469
00:21:58,070 --> 00:21:59,810
I promise.
470
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,370
Yeah.
471
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:10,870
Uh, hang on a second.
472
00:22:11,650 --> 00:22:12,650
Yeah, this is Pete.
473
00:22:16,570 --> 00:22:17,880
Yeah, that'’s what
I consolidated.
474
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:21,960
Go fuck yourself.
475
00:22:24,230 --> 00:22:25,840
Everything okay?
476
00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:28,570
Yeah, telemarketers.
477
00:22:29,230 --> 00:22:31,010
- Mmm.
- No shame.
478
00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:32,240
What'’s that?
479
00:22:33,930 --> 00:22:35,620
What, the gold glove?
480
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,710
That'’s our 2015
championship trophy.
481
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,850
It'’s a pretty nice trophy
for softball.
482
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:43,590
Well, we haven'’t taken it
seriously in quite some time.
483
00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:48,690
But did I see you having
a good time the other night?
484
00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:52,680
It'’s the only fun I'’ve had.
485
00:22:53,950 --> 00:22:55,250
That'’s something.
486
00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:00,880
Hey, Shannon.
487
00:23:01,870 --> 00:23:03,520
I know you'’re pissed.
488
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,450
I fucked up
really bad this time.
489
00:23:05,610 --> 00:23:06,650
I know this.
490
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,230
I was hoping
to talk to Sofie.
491
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,440
I miss her,
and I feel awful.
492
00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:15,150
And I hope you aren'’t
making things worse
493
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,800
than they already are.
494
00:23:18,410 --> 00:23:20,070
I'’m sorry.
I didn'’t mean that.
495
00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:23,810
Anyways,
if you wanna reach me,
496
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:28,410
it'’s 310-122-0199.
497
00:23:28,590 --> 00:23:29,760
It'’s a house phone.
498
00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:32,510
I don'’t get my phone
back for a bit.
499
00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:35,390
Please.
500
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,990
Talk to you later.
501
00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:39,220
Bye.
502
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:48,530
Cruise.
503
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:51,310
Here, try that.
504
00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:55,090
Mmm, very nice.
505
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,800
Hey, if you need any help,
let me know.
506
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,010
I'’m a pretty good cook.
507
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,620
You can do the dishes.
508
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,890
Oh. Okay.[Cruise] You cook?
509
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:07,250
I'’m sure your girlfriend
really likes that.
510
00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:10,470
Yeah, no girlfriend.
511
00:24:11,290 --> 00:24:12,600
Nice.
512
00:24:12,770 --> 00:24:15,990
Yeah, I usually cook
a big meal for the crew
513
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,990
after I wrap a job.
514
00:24:18,170 --> 00:24:21,040
"Crew." Is that
like a caterer chef?
515
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,030
I don'’t know
what you call that.
516
00:24:23,210 --> 00:24:25,040
I'’m a director.
517
00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:26,350
Mostly music videos.
518
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,390
I too was once
a part of the industry.
519
00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:31,400
I was a very
sought-after
underwear model.
520
00:24:34,010 --> 00:24:35,360
Shut the fuck up.
521
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,350
Look.
522
00:24:37,530 --> 00:24:39,570
N--
523
00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:41,840
No fucking way. I--
524
00:24:43,710 --> 00:24:46,100
Tom Cruise, right there.
525
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,670
Well, my birth name
is Tom Yodeler.
526
00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:49,720
- Oh.
- But the guys started
calling me Tom Cruise
527
00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:51,590
when they found out
about these.
528
00:24:53,590 --> 00:24:54,810
What happened?
529
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,600
Sorry, that sounded shitty.
530
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,330
That'’s cool.
531
00:25:01,510 --> 00:25:03,770
I know I'’m a little fat now.
532
00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:06,950
I stopped drinking,
got super depressed,
533
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:09,700
and I just started
eating my feelings.
534
00:25:09,870 --> 00:25:12,440
I think I felt better
when I was still drinking.
535
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,390
Damn.
536
00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:22,350
Maybe I should be the one
to sample the wings.
537
00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:26,920
Fuck you, man!
538
00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,710
I want to try some of
those fucking wings, Mike D!
539
00:25:29,890 --> 00:25:31,110
Oh, I bet you do.
540
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,190
- Get in line, Bubba, whoo!
- Whoo!
541
00:25:33,370 --> 00:25:34,280
All right.
542
00:25:49,650 --> 00:25:50,830
Ugh, man.
543
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,660
You don'’t have
no table manners, bro?
544
00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:59,920
Bro, I'’m gonna stab
myself in the face
545
00:26:00,090 --> 00:26:02,090
if I have to watch you
molest another wing like that.
546
00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,710
Well, I can'’t eat another.
547
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:04,800
Who wants my last wing?
548
00:26:04,970 --> 00:26:06,060
- Oh!
- Me!
549
00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:07,800
- Me!
- No, not Dip.
550
00:26:09,490 --> 00:26:10,490
Give it to Cruise.
551
00:26:11,150 --> 00:26:12,550
Fuck you, Morris.
552
00:26:12,710 --> 00:26:14,190
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Garvey.
553
00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:16,070
- Chill out, bro.
- I'’m not gonna chill.
554
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,680
He gets all the shit, man.
555
00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:20,330
Hope you guys relapse, dawg.
556
00:26:22,510 --> 00:26:23,470
I'’m gonna clean up, man.
557
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,820
Thanks, man.
558
00:26:25,510 --> 00:26:26,690
Bro.
559
00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:29,210
There you go.
560
00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:30,420
Thanks, man.
561
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,510
You don'’t want that.
562
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:39,010
You just got
hot sauce in my eye!
563
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:40,570
I'’m gonna murder you!
564
00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:42,700
Don'’t do it,
don'’t do it, don'’t do it!
565
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,310
He'’s like
an angry Benihana chef.
566
00:26:49,060 --> 00:26:50,280
Yo, come on,
look at him.
567
00:26:50,450 --> 00:26:51,500
Like a tiny T.rex.
568
00:26:51,670 --> 00:26:53,060
Like a little Pikachu.
569
00:26:53,230 --> 00:26:54,970
You better not leave
your room tonight.
570
00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:57,980
If I see you come out,
even for a second,
you'’re fucked.
571
00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:01,150
And wipe that stupid smirk
off your fucking face!
572
00:27:01,330 --> 00:27:03,290
Morris, I got '’em.[Mike] You got what?
573
00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:04,410
The tickets.
574
00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,200
- What tickets?
- What tickets?
575
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:07,820
Morris, he traded
his box seats
576
00:27:07,990 --> 00:27:09,210
for nosebleeds this Saturday.
577
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:10,730
Red Sox-Dodgers game.
578
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:12,160
We'’re going to the game.
579
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:15,300
That'’s right!
580
00:27:15,470 --> 00:27:17,910
Going to the game!
We'’re going to the game!
581
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,470
Great work, Morris.[Pete] All right,
all right, all right!
582
00:27:20,650 --> 00:27:21,780
Why do you have
a pan in your hand?
583
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:22,920
- I'’m making croissants.
- Cruise.
584
00:27:23,090 --> 00:27:24,230
Put the fucking pan down.
585
00:27:24,390 --> 00:27:25,520
I'’m sorry.
586
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,400
Whew.
587
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,550
These seats are sick, huh?
588
00:27:50,730 --> 00:27:52,120
Not helping, Garvey.
589
00:27:56,470 --> 00:27:58,640
Yo, Cruise! You find it?
590
00:27:58,820 --> 00:28:00,340
I can'’t find it.
591
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,830
Oh, motherfucker!
592
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,090
Damn, man!
593
00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:05,140
Our lives fucking suck!
594
00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:06,790
And now we'’re here?[Pete] Hey, who'’s up?
595
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,920
I can'’t hear the game.
596
00:28:09,090 --> 00:28:11,260
Turn it up!
- I did.
597
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,700
Top of the fifth,
JD Martinez will dig in.
598
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,760
Let'’s see how Kershaw
goes after him.
599
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,620
Clayton'’s looking
pretty good today.
600
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
601
00:28:19,450 --> 00:28:21,370
Eighty thousand for
a softball tournament?
602
00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:24,720
"Go to iamyourbiggestfan.com
to sign up today."
603
00:28:24,890 --> 00:28:27,500
Eighty bands
for a tournament?
604
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,250
Iamyourbiggestfan.com.
605
00:28:29,420 --> 00:28:30,340
Is it OnlyFans?
606
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:33,020
Hey, we should do it.
607
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,240
Yeah,
we should do it.
608
00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:35,980
Morris here is
a huge softball fan.
609
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,850
- Aren'’t you, Morris?
- I fucking hate softball.
610
00:28:38,030 --> 00:28:40,120
They say we gotta
sign up by Sunday,
and that'’s tomorrow.
611
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:42,870
Pete, are you sure
- about this shit?
- Fuck out of here.
612
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,920
I'’m not gonna let
a bunch of sober dicks
split 80 grand.
613
00:28:46,090 --> 00:28:47,610
You'’d probably
relapse together.
614
00:28:47,780 --> 00:28:48,820
Come on, Pete.
615
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,820
- Let us relapse.
- That sounds lit.
616
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,300
It would be
a good business decision.
617
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,090
Have you guys
back at the house.
618
00:28:54,270 --> 00:28:56,100
Oh, you know,
whoever doesn'’t die
619
00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:58,580
- from an $80,000 bender.
- Bro, you'’re so dramatic.
620
00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:00,710
I'’m trying to set
you guys up to live.
621
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,270
Why?[Jake] You should be
all about this.
622
00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:03,670
Yeah.
623
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,140
Hey,
I'’d look forward to it.
624
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,800
The tourney,
not the relapse.
625
00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:08,460
Never gonna happen,
fellas, '’cause Pete.
626
00:29:08,630 --> 00:29:10,030
The teams on here. Man.
627
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,550
It says no pros.
628
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,070
It'’s gonna be
a bunch of office teams
629
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,800
and firemen teams
and shit like that.
630
00:29:14,980 --> 00:29:16,150
Cafeteria workers.
631
00:29:16,330 --> 00:29:17,330
MILFs.
632
00:29:17,510 --> 00:29:19,170
Oh, MILFs, dawg.
633
00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:20,690
Deep right field.
634
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,040
Betts goes back to the wall
and it'’s gone!
635
00:29:22,210 --> 00:29:24,130
[Pete] Fuck yeah, JD!
636
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:25,220
Fuck Kershaw.
637
00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:26,300
Hell yeah.
638
00:29:26,470 --> 00:29:27,510
One run, relax.
639
00:29:27,690 --> 00:29:28,990
Hey, tontos,
640
00:29:29,170 --> 00:29:30,600
traded those nosebleeds
for some fine cuisine.
641
00:29:30,780 --> 00:29:32,390
Solid work, Diego!
642
00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:34,230
Guys, guys, guys!
643
00:29:34,390 --> 00:29:35,430
Guys!
644
00:29:36,270 --> 00:29:37,490
Sammy OD'’ed.
645
00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:38,620
No fucking way.
646
00:29:38,790 --> 00:29:40,060
Fuck!
647
00:29:41,050 --> 00:29:42,440
He'’s fucking dead.
648
00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:44,540
Man.
- He'’s fucking dead.
649
00:29:46,490 --> 00:29:47,920
Morris, you know
he had your bed
650
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,140
before you got here, right?
651
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,250
Way to ruin
- a good time, man.
- Shut the fuck up, Garvey.
652
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:57,120
This is serious, fellas!
653
00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:00,370
Fuck!
654
00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:10,390
Damn.
655
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:15,470
Stop it.
656
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,950
Hey, stop it, man.
657
00:30:20,140 --> 00:30:21,750
I told you to stop it!
658
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,790
Yo, get Kung Fu Panda
off me, man.[Pete] Hey, hey, hey.
659
00:30:24,970 --> 00:30:26,360
Panda?
More like a koala, dude.
660
00:30:26,530 --> 00:30:28,010
Pete, what you up to
on the computer, man?
661
00:30:28,190 --> 00:30:29,720
You know what I'’m doing?
662
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,530
I'’m looking at the tape of
Cruise trying to kill you.
663
00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:33,140
I would'’ve killed you too.
664
00:30:33,890 --> 00:30:35,420
You'’re a grown man, dude.
665
00:30:35,590 --> 00:30:37,460
You gotta work on
your impulsivity.
666
00:30:38,410 --> 00:30:39,540
You gotta ask yourself
667
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,980
why you feel
so comfortable with chaos
668
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,080
when you have
a complete disregard
for everybody else around you?
669
00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:47,780
Hey,
let'’s see the tape, Pete.
670
00:30:47,950 --> 00:30:50,040
I'’m not gonna play the tape.
Hey, wake up Garvey.
671
00:30:50,210 --> 00:30:51,870
- Garvey! Come on, Garvey!
- Come on, dawg.
672
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,430
- Let'’s see the footage.
- Let'’s see the tape.
673
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,690
You want to see it?
674
00:30:54,870 --> 00:30:56,090
You want to see it?[group] Yeah!
675
00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:58,180
Yeah, all right.
Gather round. Here you go.
676
00:30:58,350 --> 00:30:59,440
Boom.
677
00:30:59,610 --> 00:31:01,180
That'’s not a tape.
678
00:31:01,350 --> 00:31:03,220
It'’s the softball
tournament, y'’all.
679
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,920
That'’s right.
I filled out the application
680
00:31:05,090 --> 00:31:06,480
and I paid the entry fee.
It'’s over.
681
00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:08,310
Oh, hell no, man.
682
00:31:08,490 --> 00:31:09,620
Softball?[Pete] Come on.
683
00:31:09,790 --> 00:31:11,180
It'’s gonna be great
for all of us.
684
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,970
And I also drew up a contract
regarding the money.
685
00:31:14,150 --> 00:31:17,460
Nobody gets a dime unless
you do a full year sober.
686
00:31:17,630 --> 00:31:19,240
That'’s a lot of
pressure, gang.
687
00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:21,020
Ain'’t this supposed to be
day at a time?
688
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,550
That'’s how
we get through.
One day at a time.
689
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,420
- Sounds shady.
- Yeah.
690
00:31:24,590 --> 00:31:26,240
Who'’s gonna keep you
from spending
the money, huh, Pete?
691
00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:27,990
I thought about
that too, Garvey.
692
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,940
That'’s why I set up an escrow
account for each of you.
693
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,820
Easy fucking does it.
694
00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:33,550
And you'’re gonna need a coach.
695
00:31:33,730 --> 00:31:36,690
I'’m not doing it, all right?
There'’s no fucking way.
696
00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:39,820
You need to pick out a team name
so I can order the jerseys.
697
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,400
Everything starts in five days
698
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,690
and none of this
interferes with our program.
699
00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:45,040
Mm-hmm.
700
00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:46,220
Cruise.
701
00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:49,960
I want to apologize
for being an asshole, man.
702
00:31:50,140 --> 00:31:53,230
Hitting your chicken wing
out your hand like that
across the room wasn'’t cool.
703
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,010
If there'’s anything
I can do to make it right,
let me know.
704
00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:58,050
Morris, Garvey,
705
00:31:58,230 --> 00:32:00,190
same with the sock thing.
706
00:32:00,370 --> 00:32:01,940
It was childish.
707
00:32:02,110 --> 00:32:03,550
I didn'’t mean to cause
no friction between y'’all.
708
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:04,590
We family.
709
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,240
That'’s right.
710
00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:07,420
That'’s right,
that'’s right, that'’s right.
711
00:32:07,590 --> 00:32:08,800
That'’s right.
712
00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:13,200
I love you too, bro.
And it'’s okay.
713
00:32:13,380 --> 00:32:15,170
And I'’m sorry
I tried to murder you.
714
00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:21,250
Felt good. Felt good.
715
00:32:22,210 --> 00:32:23,860
Anybody else
want to make amends?
716
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,660
How about
Sweet Dreams Backdoor Sliders?
717
00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:33,670
I'’m not playing unless
I get to pick the team name.
718
00:32:33,830 --> 00:32:36,440
And you guys can'’t win
shit without me, so...
719
00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:37,890
Whatever, Garvey.
720
00:32:38,060 --> 00:32:39,150
He'’s right.
721
00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:43,070
Garvey...
722
00:32:44,150 --> 00:32:46,030
I'’m sorry
I pissed in your pillow.
723
00:32:46,190 --> 00:32:48,240
That was hilarious.
724
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,760
And?
725
00:32:53,770 --> 00:32:58,520
And I can
make it up to you?
726
00:32:59,990 --> 00:33:01,030
All right.
727
00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:06,300
Be the coach, Big Time.
728
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,790
I appreciate the sentiment,
but I'’m not the guy.
729
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,450
But you did ask
if you could
make it up to him, Morris.
730
00:33:14,610 --> 00:33:16,520
Be the coach.
731
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,480
Be the coach.
732
00:33:18,660 --> 00:33:20,880
Be the coach!
733
00:33:21,060 --> 00:33:22,450
Be the coach!
734
00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:24,140
Be the coach!
735
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,200
Be the coach!
736
00:33:26,370 --> 00:33:27,550
Be the coach!
737
00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:29,410
We have to practice.[group whoops] Yeah!
738
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:31,680
I'’m gonna draw
a big fucking schlong
on my bat.
739
00:33:31,850 --> 00:33:33,200
[Diego] Why?
740
00:33:33,370 --> 00:33:34,850
You'’re already
a huge dick.
741
00:33:36,030 --> 00:33:36,950
Motherfucker.
742
00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:40,690
Get one.[Cruise] Hot out here.
743
00:33:41,550 --> 00:33:42,940
Mike D.Nice, Mike.
744
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,120
Mike D.
745
00:33:45,950 --> 00:33:46,960
Right in the pecker.
746
00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:49,130
Fuck!
- I felt that.
747
00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:53,220
[Mike, Garvey] First base!
748
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,080
Oh, boy.
749
00:33:55,260 --> 00:33:58,520
I have about six days
and, uh...
750
00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:01,000
[attendee whoops] Nice!
751
00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:02,440
Hope I get to seven.
752
00:34:03,230 --> 00:34:04,500
All right, Pete.
Get two.
753
00:34:04,660 --> 00:34:05,830
Get on base.
Touch it. There you go.
754
00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:08,140
- Throw it.
- First, first. Come on!
755
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,190
- Come on.
- You'’re not even
trying, Cruise.
756
00:34:10,370 --> 00:34:12,680
- I couldn'’t see it!
- Might as well put
a lawn gnome on first base.
757
00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:13,720
What the fuck?
758
00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:19,850
♪ Know you better
Shine your light on down ♪
759
00:34:20,030 --> 00:34:22,380
♪ '’Cause I'’m afraid
Of the dark ♪
760
00:34:22,550 --> 00:34:23,940
"Field of Sweet Dreams."
761
00:34:25,550 --> 00:34:27,160
Too wholesome.[Stew] "Fever Pitch."
762
00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:28,560
Yeah.
763
00:34:28,730 --> 00:34:31,510
Got under it.
- Fuck!
764
00:34:31,690 --> 00:34:32,730
That'’s all you, Stew.
765
00:34:32,910 --> 00:34:34,870
Whoo!
766
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,920
♪ But I can'’t let it show ♪
767
00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:40,520
My sister says...
768
00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:42,130
♪ Only you ♪
769
00:34:42,310 --> 00:34:43,960
- Come on, man!
- What the fuck?
770
00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:49,230
"Come Together."[Cedric] "Come Together."
771
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,620
Yeah, by The Skeatles.
772
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:55,710
Yeah!
773
00:35:04,110 --> 00:35:06,500
Load up on that back foot.
Drive off the back foot, okay?
774
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,640
You'’ve taken
enough balls to the face.
Let'’s go!
775
00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:09,780
Back arm...
776
00:35:09,950 --> 00:35:12,390
Back leg and push.
777
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,000
"Fentanyl in the Family."
778
00:35:16,170 --> 00:35:17,650
How about
"No Glove, No Love?"
779
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:20,340
It'’s about sex.
780
00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:23,040
Come on.
Let'’s hit a Hobbit home run.
781
00:35:24,350 --> 00:35:25,650
Cruise.
782
00:35:25,830 --> 00:35:27,350
How the fuck
are you hitting them shits?
783
00:35:27,530 --> 00:35:29,060
I'’m pretending
that they'’re rice balls.
784
00:35:30,790 --> 00:35:31,920
Good to see you.
785
00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:33,800
- You'’re Morris, bro?
- Morris, yeah.
786
00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:41,890
Dudes,
you guys have no idea.
787
00:35:42,070 --> 00:35:45,990
I literally peed in the bed
every night for years.
788
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,340
I used to take
this workout pill filled
with ephedrine-- it'’s speed.
789
00:35:49,510 --> 00:35:50,950
And I used to drink,
pass out,
790
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,560
but my body would keep going.
791
00:35:52,730 --> 00:35:54,170
I pissed in corners,
laundry baskets,
792
00:35:54,340 --> 00:35:56,000
women, some guy named Benji.
793
00:35:56,170 --> 00:35:57,650
He'’s my half cousin,
but we still fuck--
794
00:35:57,820 --> 00:35:59,560
Fellas, jerseys.
795
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:02,220
- Yo, let'’s go.
- We didn'’t even
pick a name.
796
00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:04,530
What the hell?
797
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:06,400
No fuckin'’ way.
798
00:36:06,570 --> 00:36:09,360
- They must'’ve fucked it up.
- Are you serious, bro?
799
00:36:09,530 --> 00:36:12,060
Well the C is pretty close
to the D on the keyboard, so...
800
00:36:12,230 --> 00:36:13,320
I can fix them.
801
00:36:13,490 --> 00:36:14,490
Shit, I figured
you'’d love them.
802
00:36:14,660 --> 00:36:15,700
Someone better
fix this shit.
803
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,710
I kinda like them, bro.
804
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,400
- Come on, bro.
- Me too.
805
00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:20,490
This is sus.
806
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,730
♪ I don'’t need no money ♪
807
00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:40,350
♪ I don'’t need no gold ♪
808
00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:43,820
Okay, guys.
Let'’s bring it in.
809
00:36:45,910 --> 00:36:47,820
Gonna take the field
and practice a little defense
810
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,260
before the other team gets here.
811
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,010
Yo, you think we got here
early enough, bro?
812
00:36:51,180 --> 00:36:52,920
What the fuck else
do you guys have to do today?
813
00:36:53,090 --> 00:36:54,920
Get some Vitamin D,
Mike D.Oh, you know it.
814
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:57,190
Guys, let'’s not forget
about 80 fucking grand!
815
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,710
- Eighty grand, baby.
- Eighty Gs!
816
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,920
That'’s the only reason
I'’m here.
817
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:02,270
Come on, Dip.
818
00:37:02,450 --> 00:37:03,880
Holy shit.
819
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,110
Man,
look at these fools.
820
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,380
I'’ve always played better
with a buzz.
821
00:37:14,550 --> 00:37:17,250
Sweet Creams!
Nice team name.
822
00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:19,600
Hey,
the jerseys are a hit.
823
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:22,600
Hey.
824
00:37:23,470 --> 00:37:24,470
Morris?
825
00:37:25,730 --> 00:37:27,860
Yo, it'’s Bobby Busby.
826
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,040
What'’s up?
827
00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:30,880
Yo, this fool is crazy.
828
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,650
Good to see you, bro.
829
00:37:32,830 --> 00:37:34,970
Yo, you used to do
that thing
with your ball sac.
830
00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:38,010
He whips the shit out
and then stretches it,
831
00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:39,790
and right before
you take your shot,
832
00:37:39,970 --> 00:37:42,800
he'’ll set his beer on
his stretched-out ball sac.
833
00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:46,720
He uses his stretched-out
ball sac as a coaster.
834
00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:49,970
It'’s good to see you, man.
835
00:37:50,150 --> 00:37:51,360
Are you still in Venice?
836
00:37:52,410 --> 00:37:54,280
No, I live with these guys.
837
00:37:56,810 --> 00:37:57,770
All of '’em?
838
00:37:57,940 --> 00:38:00,630
- Something like that.
- Cool, man.
839
00:38:00,810 --> 00:38:02,640
Hey, we'’re about to
whip your ass
840
00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:05,610
like I used to whip you
in pool.
841
00:38:05,770 --> 00:38:06,990
Let'’s go!
842
00:38:09,430 --> 00:38:10,600
A human coaster?
843
00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:12,440
I'’m gonna have to
try that one, bro.
844
00:38:12,610 --> 00:38:14,400
Don'’t get testy, Morris.
845
00:38:14,570 --> 00:38:17,100
Nobody put any drinks
on their testicles.
846
00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:19,440
All right,
let'’s keep it clean.
847
00:38:19,610 --> 00:38:20,870
Okay?
848
00:38:21,050 --> 00:38:22,090
I know we'’re playing
for some dough here,
849
00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:23,620
but it'’s still softball.
850
00:38:23,790 --> 00:38:25,660
All right? So listen up.
851
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,020
Pitches must clear
the height of the batter.
852
00:38:28,190 --> 00:38:29,930
Okay? Count starts
one and one.
853
00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:31,530
No leading off.
854
00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:32,750
No bunts.
855
00:38:32,930 --> 00:38:34,410
And if the ball
goes out of play,
856
00:38:34,590 --> 00:38:36,030
that'’s only one extra base.
857
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,810
Not two. Not three.
858
00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:38,980
All right?
859
00:38:39,810 --> 00:38:41,080
Sweet Creams?
860
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:42,680
Really?
861
00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:44,910
All right.
862
00:38:45,070 --> 00:38:46,290
Got your lineups?
863
00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:47,950
Here you go.
864
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,600
Everybody'’s batting.
865
00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:52,700
I'’m only counting eight.
866
00:38:52,870 --> 00:38:53,870
What?
867
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,390
We had nine when we--
What the--
868
00:38:57,570 --> 00:38:58,700
Hold on.
869
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,130
Yo, who are we missing?
870
00:39:01,310 --> 00:39:04,010
Stacey looked pretty wobbly
when we left the bar.
871
00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:05,700
We left her?
872
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:06,880
Fuck.
873
00:39:07,970 --> 00:39:09,580
Uh, it'’s cool.
874
00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,400
Um, so we forgot someone.
We'’re gonna play with eight.
875
00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:13,590
Sorry, my man,
you gotta have nine.
876
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,760
You got about five minutes
to figure out
877
00:39:15,930 --> 00:39:18,190
what you'’re gonna do
before you guys gotta forfeit.
878
00:39:18,370 --> 00:39:20,990
I don'’t know,
ask Sweet Creams here
if they have an extra guy.
879
00:39:22,420 --> 00:39:23,770
No.
880
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,470
Get one here.
- Here you go.
881
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,040
Thanks, man.
I'’ll pay you later.
882
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,850
- My money'’s in escrow.
- No problem.
883
00:39:30,030 --> 00:39:31,640
Hey, Sweet Creams.
884
00:39:31,820 --> 00:39:34,650
Lucky day for you idiots.
You win by forfeit.
885
00:39:34,820 --> 00:39:37,210
!¡Eso! All right, all right.
886
00:39:37,390 --> 00:39:39,480
- Enjoy your victory.
- All right.
887
00:39:39,650 --> 00:39:41,300
- Let'’s go home, fellas!
- Hey, Blue!
888
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,570
Yeah?
889
00:39:42,740 --> 00:39:44,220
Can we play anyways?
890
00:39:44,390 --> 00:39:46,000
Whatever they want to do, man.
I don'’t give a shit.
891
00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:47,320
I'’m getting paid either way.
892
00:39:48,010 --> 00:39:49,670
Yo, ding-dongs!
893
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,360
You guys want to play anyways?
I mean, we'’re already here.
894
00:39:52,530 --> 00:39:53,830
Fuck yeah!
895
00:39:54,010 --> 00:39:56,270
All right, fellas, come on.
896
00:39:56,450 --> 00:39:57,750
Let'’s do it!
Yeah, guys? Come on.
897
00:39:57,930 --> 00:39:58,880
Come on, buddy.
898
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:00,140
Let'’s have some fun.
899
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,020
All right.
900
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,160
We bat first.
901
00:40:04,330 --> 00:40:05,460
- Whoo!
- Jake, you'’re up.
902
00:40:05,630 --> 00:40:06,800
- Come on, Jake!
- Jakey!
903
00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:08,370
Come on, Jake!
904
00:40:08,550 --> 00:40:09,730
You got this.[Bobby] Hey, Morris!
905
00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:12,120
No dick tricks!
We got chicks on our team!
906
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:15,640
All right.
907
00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:18,550
Good times.
908
00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:21,820
Level swing, Jake!
909
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,660
Come on, Jake.
You got it, baby.
910
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,490
Let'’s go, Jake!
911
00:40:32,660 --> 00:40:36,010
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
912
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,800
Come on, Jake!
You let a drunk girl
throw you out?
913
00:40:39,970 --> 00:40:41,450
- Come on, Diego.
- Come on, Diego.
914
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,020
Strike, batter out.
915
00:40:44,190 --> 00:40:45,710
You have to swing.
916
00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:47,670
Hey, you'’re out.
Back to the dugout.
917
00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:50,900
- You'’re out.
- Oh. Thanks.
918
00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:53,240
That'’s you, Mike D!
919
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:01,160
About to take my nuts
for a walk.
920
00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:18,490
He'’s like running,
but slower.
921
00:41:20,190 --> 00:41:21,540
Way to hustle, bro.
922
00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:23,920
I let fucking Mardi Gras
get me out?
923
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:25,100
Jesus Christ.
924
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,760
Next time.
Way to hustle, buddy.
925
00:41:29,670 --> 00:41:31,540
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
926
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,280
Fuck!
927
00:41:34,290 --> 00:41:36,820
- Oh, man.
- Oh, shit.
928
00:41:39,860 --> 00:41:41,080
Somebody throw it!
929
00:41:43,950 --> 00:41:45,430
Do better, man.
- Do better!
- Oh, come on.
930
00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:48,790
Ball. Take a base.
931
00:41:49,870 --> 00:41:51,700
I fucked your mom
last night, bro.
932
00:41:51,870 --> 00:41:52,870
Ball.
933
00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:55,360
- Ball. Ball.
- Come on.
934
00:41:56,740 --> 00:41:57,740
Take a base.
935
00:41:58,750 --> 00:41:59,750
Fuck!
936
00:42:07,230 --> 00:42:08,840
Nice catch, dickass!
937
00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:10,590
- The fuck you just say?
- Yo, yo, chill.
938
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,460
- What the fuck?
- You motherfucker!
939
00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:14,500
- ...outta your goddamn mouth!
- Okay!
940
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,070
Hey! Hey!
941
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,800
Knock it off.
942
00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:19,890
- Not on my field!
- Pete, chill out.
943
00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:22,070
Clear it out
or you'’re both disqualified.
944
00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:25,590
We know, Pete. Damn.
Chill, man. We know.
945
00:42:25,770 --> 00:42:27,470
Ump,
you got ex-cons out here?
946
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,650
Stewie, what was up
with that catch, bro?
947
00:42:30,820 --> 00:42:32,380
For real. You been
holding out on us, bro.
948
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,520
We weren'’t that bad.
- Did you see the score?
949
00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:36,140
We got our shit rocked.
950
00:42:36,310 --> 00:42:37,960
Yeah,
they were drunk as shit.
Don'’t forget.
951
00:42:38,130 --> 00:42:40,040
Later, pussies!
952
00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:44,280
Yo, they fucking sucked, dude.
953
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,830
Fuck you.
954
00:42:46,010 --> 00:42:47,310
Yo, we got a gift today.
955
00:42:47,490 --> 00:42:48,790
That'’s some higher power shit,
huh, Pete?
956
00:42:48,970 --> 00:42:50,450
Yeah, my little miracle.
957
00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:52,620
Pussies?
Man, fuck that noise!
958
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,620
Shit, even when we win,
we lose.
959
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,190
Shit, I don'’t know, bro.
Looks like I got
a car full of pussy.
960
00:42:59,370 --> 00:43:01,630
I need to get
some methadone, boys.
961
00:43:01,810 --> 00:43:04,300
That'’s crazy.
Fucking Garvey'’s stupid.
962
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,900
Look, I don'’t know
if I'’m the one
to be coaching this team.
963
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,910
Stop it, man.
You'’re undefeated.
964
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,600
Oh, God.
965
00:43:23,090 --> 00:43:24,090
Hello?
966
00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:26,390
Yeah.
967
00:43:27,490 --> 00:43:28,710
Pete! Phone!
968
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:29,880
He'’s not here.
969
00:43:33,670 --> 00:43:34,850
This is Pete.
970
00:43:39,110 --> 00:43:42,680
Yeah, this is
definitely a mistake.
971
00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:45,900
Yeah.
972
00:43:47,030 --> 00:43:48,430
We'’ll get it taken care of.
973
00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:52,560
You too. Thanks.
974
00:43:58,910 --> 00:44:00,120
What was that about?
975
00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:02,080
He said the house
is going up for auction
976
00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:03,340
in three weeks.
977
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,000
What the fuck?[Pete] Coming down!
978
00:44:05,180 --> 00:44:06,440
The house is
going up for auction.
979
00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:07,780
Just dropped the kids
off at the pool.
980
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,350
Barbarians were at the gate.
981
00:44:09,530 --> 00:44:10,930
Why is the house
up for auction?
982
00:44:11,100 --> 00:44:12,100
What the fuck, Pete?
983
00:44:12,270 --> 00:44:13,440
Auction? What the fuck?
984
00:44:13,620 --> 00:44:14,920
It'’s not what
you guys think, okay?
985
00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:16,790
- What'’s going on?
- Just take a deep breath.
986
00:44:16,970 --> 00:44:18,880
Let'’s see Pete try
and weasel his way
out of this one, huh?
987
00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:20,540
This is not a high-priced
shooting gallery.
988
00:44:20,710 --> 00:44:22,450
What does that mean?
989
00:44:22,630 --> 00:44:25,250
It means this is not
a place that collects
large sums of money
990
00:44:25,410 --> 00:44:27,060
just to screw guys over
991
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,460
and let them out
into the world
and relapse and die.
992
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,300
I'’m trying to create
lasting change with you guys.
993
00:44:33,510 --> 00:44:35,950
Sometimes when you have
a balanced amount of guys,
994
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,160
it just doesn'’t create
a fortunate income. Okay?
995
00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:45,210
Some of you know
that my dad'’s been sick,
996
00:44:45,390 --> 00:44:47,650
and I dug myself into a hole.
997
00:44:47,830 --> 00:44:50,230
Consolidated the mortgage
a couple of times,
998
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,710
and I'’m in
a little bit of a spot.
999
00:44:55,050 --> 00:44:58,180
Man. Put everything
I have into this place.
1000
00:45:00,710 --> 00:45:02,800
Maybe that'’s why
I was on edge at the game.
1001
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:09,240
I'’m sorry.
1002
00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:15,550
You got ten guys here right now
that need this place.
1003
00:45:15,730 --> 00:45:17,080
Without this place,
we all gonna die.
1004
00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:18,520
Don'’t be so dramatic, Jake.
1005
00:45:18,690 --> 00:45:20,000
You'’re on
a fucking scholarship anyway.
1006
00:45:20,170 --> 00:45:21,740
Wait, I'’m paying
for Jake to get sober?
1007
00:45:21,910 --> 00:45:23,610
Your mom'’s paying, bro.
I'’m on a scholarship too.
1008
00:45:23,780 --> 00:45:25,350
We can'’t all have rich parents.
1009
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,260
She'’s spending my money?
Okay. That money'’s mine.
1010
00:45:27,430 --> 00:45:28,780
Dude, I got nowhere else to go.
1011
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,220
The only place I can
afford to live is the Valley
1012
00:45:30,390 --> 00:45:31,560
and I'’m not moving there.
1013
00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:33,260
My plug lives there.[Stew] Eighty grand.
1014
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:34,660
Eighty grand.[Cruise] Yeah.
1015
00:45:34,830 --> 00:45:36,480
- The tournament.
- Eighty grand.
1016
00:45:36,660 --> 00:45:38,410
That'’s genius, Stew.
Eighty Gs ain'’t nothing.
1017
00:45:38,570 --> 00:45:41,400
Guys, just let it go, okay?
Just please let it go.
1018
00:45:41,580 --> 00:45:43,190
No way are we
fucking letting it go.
1019
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,880
I don'’t wanna go
to another sober living.
1020
00:45:46,060 --> 00:45:49,490
We are 1 and 0, and it is
a double elimination tournament.
1021
00:45:49,670 --> 00:45:51,410
That'’s what
I'’m talking about, bro.
1022
00:45:51,590 --> 00:45:53,070
We'’re close.
- That'’s what
I'’m talking about.
1023
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,410
Fuck, I'’m really sorry, guys.
1024
00:45:54,590 --> 00:45:56,110
Fuck that bad attitude.
1025
00:45:56,290 --> 00:45:58,030
You'’re always talking
about a positive mental state.
1026
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,330
Let'’s win this motherfucker.
1027
00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:00,690
How you gonna quit on us?
1028
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,550
Lace '’em up, bitch.
Let'’s go.[Cedric] Let'’s go.
1029
00:46:04,730 --> 00:46:05,640
Okay.
1030
00:46:07,170 --> 00:46:08,610
Hell yeah![Dip] Let'’s do it!
1031
00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:10,610
Yeah, you fuckers!
1032
00:46:26,970 --> 00:46:28,140
Shit, this is it.
1033
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:33,980
You said our man Morris
1034
00:46:34,150 --> 00:46:36,060
used to be a big-time
music video director?
1035
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:37,980
I never heard
this shit in my life, G.
1036
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,250
Bro, this was
triple platinum in '’95.
1037
00:46:40,420 --> 00:46:42,030
You need to stop
orbiting the planet Dip
1038
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,500
and join the rest of us
in the universe.
1039
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,460
Man, they used to
give out plaques like hotcakes
1040
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,330
back in the day, bro.
1041
00:46:47,510 --> 00:46:48,860
Yo, Morris, this you?
1042
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,910
The underwear model say
you a big-time director.
1043
00:46:51,870 --> 00:46:54,000
Oh, you famous famous, huh?
1044
00:46:54,170 --> 00:46:56,430
Our boy Morris used to
be the man.
1045
00:46:56,610 --> 00:46:58,490
Yeah, used to be.[Jake] That'’s cold.
1046
00:46:58,650 --> 00:47:00,390
Don'’t be a hater, dude.[Dip] Whatever, bro.
1047
00:47:04,270 --> 00:47:05,800
Yeah?
1048
00:47:05,970 --> 00:47:08,930
Song'’s gonna be
stuck in my head all day.
1049
00:47:09,100 --> 00:47:10,100
Think quick.
1050
00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:13,100
Congrats,
you'’re off restrictions.
1051
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,680
- Seriously?
- Yeah, man.
1052
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,320
Way to step up with
the softball, chores and shit.
1053
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,330
You might make it outta here.
1054
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:21,760
I don'’t think I'’ve been
more than two days
without drinking
1055
00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:23,210
in the last 15 years.
1056
00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:24,900
It gets better.
1057
00:47:25,070 --> 00:47:26,590
Oh, better than Sweet Dreams?
1058
00:47:26,770 --> 00:47:28,650
I know it'’s hard to imagine,
but it gets better.
1059
00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:46,740
Fuck.
1060
00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:51,750
Hi, Dad.
1061
00:47:52,930 --> 00:47:54,280
I miss you a lot.
1062
00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:00,550
Don'’t tell Mom I called
'’cause she'’s really mad at you.
1063
00:48:03,590 --> 00:48:05,990
I'’m sorry
I got you in trouble.
1064
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:09,890
I'’d better go.
1065
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,640
All right,
let'’s get it started, yeah?
1066
00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:17,430
All right, welcome to FRAG.
1067
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,770
"Fear, resentment,
anger and gratitude."
1068
00:48:20,820 --> 00:48:22,690
What we like to
call in our version
1069
00:48:22,870 --> 00:48:24,350
our tenth step.
1070
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,000
All right, Ced.
1071
00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:27,400
- Doing good?
- Yeah.
1072
00:48:27,570 --> 00:48:28,970
Nice of you to join us.
1073
00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:30,360
Why don'’t you get started, yeah?
1074
00:48:30,530 --> 00:48:31,800
- Serious?
- Yeah.
1075
00:48:31,970 --> 00:48:33,410
Fuck.
1076
00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:35,370
Um, Cedric.
1077
00:48:35,530 --> 00:48:37,050
Addict. Alcoholic.
1078
00:48:37,230 --> 00:48:39,320
What'’s up?[Mike] Ced!
1079
00:48:39,490 --> 00:48:41,400
Um, fear.
1080
00:48:41,580 --> 00:48:43,280
I think we all got
the same fears.
1081
00:48:45,370 --> 00:48:47,500
But for real, fuck that team.
1082
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,680
They get to go out every night
and have fun and drink.
1083
00:48:50,850 --> 00:48:52,420
Chill with girls and shit.
1084
00:48:52,590 --> 00:48:53,720
Meanwhile, we'’re sitting here,
1085
00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:55,680
a bunch of sober dicks
not doing shit.
1086
00:48:56,820 --> 00:48:58,740
They smoked us too,
in case y'’all forgot.
1087
00:48:59,380 --> 00:49:00,290
Like a crack rock.
1088
00:49:00,470 --> 00:49:01,820
What about gratitude, Ced?
1089
00:49:02,780 --> 00:49:03,740
I'’m grateful.
1090
00:49:04,780 --> 00:49:06,260
I didn'’t go 0 for 5 like Diego.
1091
00:49:06,430 --> 00:49:07,650
You gotta learn
how to swing, my G.
1092
00:49:07,830 --> 00:49:09,050
Oh, he swings.
1093
00:49:09,220 --> 00:49:10,520
All right, easy, Mike. Easy.
1094
00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:12,580
Oh, come on.
- Jake.
1095
00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:15,100
Alcoholic and K fanatic.
1096
00:49:15,270 --> 00:49:17,060
Jake.
1097
00:49:17,230 --> 00:49:18,540
Fuck those guys.
1098
00:49:18,710 --> 00:49:21,190
And fuck that girl
for calling us pussies too.
1099
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,450
But why?
Why does that bother me?
1100
00:49:23,630 --> 00:49:25,420
Is there a way to use my anger,
1101
00:49:25,580 --> 00:49:28,540
but do it with
dignity and integrity?
1102
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:31,290
I'’m grateful we one and nothing,
but I can'’t lie to y'’all.
1103
00:49:31,460 --> 00:49:33,770
I'’m definitely scared of
that next team though.
1104
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:39,720
Tom.
1105
00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:41,510
Alcoholic and food bitch.
1106
00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:43,780
Cruise.
1107
00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:46,080
I had fun at the game.
1108
00:49:46,950 --> 00:49:48,080
I know I suck,
1109
00:49:48,260 --> 00:49:49,400
but it was the first time
I had fun
1110
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,610
doing something active
in, like, forever.
1111
00:49:52,870 --> 00:49:54,300
And you guys
are a great group.
1112
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,220
And you have no idea
how much you'’ve helped me.
1113
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,670
I wake up hating myself.
1114
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,370
Yeah.
1115
00:50:02,530 --> 00:50:05,490
It takes me so much to get
out of bed on a daily basis.
1116
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:08,630
But when you guys make fun
of each other, and me,
1117
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,280
it literally keeps me going.
1118
00:50:11,410 --> 00:50:14,020
You guys inspire me.
1119
00:50:15,420 --> 00:50:17,380
And I know
I have to lose weight.
1120
00:50:19,380 --> 00:50:21,820
I'’m scared,
but I-- I have to try.
1121
00:50:21,990 --> 00:50:25,260
I mean, I'’ve been here,
what, five years, Pete?
1122
00:50:25,430 --> 00:50:26,780
- Seven.
- Seven.
1123
00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:30,300
And, Morris,
1124
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,790
I'’m so grateful
you showed up here.
1125
00:50:35,090 --> 00:50:37,310
You'’ve had such
a big impact on me.
1126
00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:39,620
You fucking rock, dude.
1127
00:50:42,620 --> 00:50:46,320
And I-- I'’m afraid to
lose the house,
I really am.
1128
00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:49,750
It'’s a major fear for me.
1129
00:50:49,930 --> 00:50:51,330
Put Stew on first.
1130
00:50:53,850 --> 00:50:55,850
I fucking suck!
1131
00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:57,580
I fucking suck.
1132
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,760
- I fucking suck.
- You don'’t suck, bud.
1133
00:50:59,940 --> 00:51:02,600
But, Stewie, you did have
a sick snag though, brother.
1134
00:51:02,770 --> 00:51:04,690
That'’s right.
That'’s right. That'’s right.
1135
00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:05,990
Wanna follow that, Morris?
1136
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:08,330
Not really.
1137
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,180
Morris. Alcoholic.
1138
00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:14,820
Morris.
1139
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,010
Fear. Uh...
1140
00:51:21,130 --> 00:51:24,790
I'’m scared my ex
won'’t let me
see my daughter again.
1141
00:51:31,450 --> 00:51:32,980
I'’m scared
I won'’t work again.
1142
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:36,670
I'’m scared
I won'’t be inspired.
1143
00:51:38,890 --> 00:51:40,410
I have so many doubts.
1144
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,250
And I'’m so mad at myself.
1145
00:51:44,420 --> 00:51:46,510
Because
I fucking know better.
1146
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,590
But whenever the opportunity
to drink comes up,
1147
00:51:49,770 --> 00:51:54,380
my brain somehow forgets
how unstoppable
the debauchery is.
1148
00:51:57,430 --> 00:52:01,300
How many times
I'’ve driven drunk
1149
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,830
with my daughter in the car?
1150
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,430
Like totally wasted.
1151
00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:07,840
Not just a little.
1152
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:14,240
And when I fell over
on my bike
1153
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,150
when she was on the back
1154
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:18,970
and she was three years old.
1155
00:52:21,060 --> 00:52:23,410
And she cried and she cried.
1156
00:52:24,940 --> 00:52:26,810
And I just tried to shake it off
1157
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:29,630
and tried to make her laugh
like some fucking idiot.
1158
00:52:35,380 --> 00:52:36,990
I'’m a little lost right now.
1159
00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:42,740
Thanks.
1160
00:52:44,780 --> 00:52:45,780
That'’s it.
1161
00:52:48,830 --> 00:52:50,260
Shit, I'’m sorry.
1162
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,710
I'’m grateful.
1163
00:52:57,540 --> 00:52:59,410
I'’m grateful to
be here with you guys.
1164
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,360
I'’ve had
these tiny, tiny moments
1165
00:53:05,540 --> 00:53:07,100
where my mind gets quiet.
1166
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:11,290
I'’m hoping
for more of those.
1167
00:53:14,470 --> 00:53:15,470
Thanks.
1168
00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:17,820
Nice.[Pete] Nice.
1169
00:53:17,990 --> 00:53:19,600
Well done, brother.
1170
00:53:20,950 --> 00:53:22,430
My man Morris.
1171
00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:26,710
Why you really
out here, Morris?
1172
00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:30,540
Trying to figure out
what to tell my little girl.
1173
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:33,890
Like, how do you say,
"Hey, sweetie,
1174
00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:36,850
Daddy'’s
got a drinking problem
1175
00:54:37,030 --> 00:54:39,160
and that'’s why
he left you home alone
for 12 hours"?
1176
00:54:41,030 --> 00:54:43,390
That sounds pretty good
right there.
1177
00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:49,470
I never knew my dad.
1178
00:54:51,820 --> 00:54:53,560
Probably why
I'’m so fucked up.
1179
00:54:56,390 --> 00:54:58,830
Yeah, when my dad died
that fucked me up too.
1180
00:55:04,710 --> 00:55:06,320
Yeah, let'’s do it!
1181
00:55:11,190 --> 00:55:12,400
What'’s up, babe?
1182
00:55:12,580 --> 00:55:13,750
This fucking guy.[all] Hey!
1183
00:55:13,930 --> 00:55:15,620
Daddy'’s home.
1184
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,190
Let'’s go. Reno, baby.
1185
00:55:17,370 --> 00:55:19,060
That is no good.
1186
00:55:19,890 --> 00:55:21,410
Weird night, huh, Morris?
1187
00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:24,110
Definitely.
1188
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,810
All right,
you got eight minutes.
1189
00:56:10,990 --> 00:56:12,130
Loosen up.
1190
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,870
Anybody heard
from Garvey?
1191
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,740
Gang,
you know he'’s locked up
in a hotel room in Reno.
1192
00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:21,560
Say goodbye to the house.
1193
00:56:21,740 --> 00:56:23,660
Never thought
I'’d be missing Garvey.
1194
00:56:23,830 --> 00:56:26,490
Yo, if anyone needs
to be positive right now,
it'’s you, Pete.
1195
00:56:26,660 --> 00:56:27,920
Pull it together, man.
1196
00:56:28,090 --> 00:56:29,090
You'’re right, Mike D.
You'’re right.
1197
00:56:29,270 --> 00:56:30,930
Let'’s get it together, boys.
1198
00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:33,100
Honestly,
we'’re kind of fucked.[Morris] Come on, now.
1199
00:56:33,270 --> 00:56:35,230
I'’m gonna put Stew at first.
1200
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:39,060
And let'’s have
Diego pinch-run for
any of you slowpokes.
1201
00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:40,450
We gotta
score some runs, guys.
1202
00:56:40,630 --> 00:56:42,370
If we score,
we have a chance.
1203
00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:44,970
Defense is getting better,
so let'’s do this.
1204
00:56:45,150 --> 00:56:46,890
- All right.
- Go get it.
1205
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:48,340
So let'’s do this.
1206
00:56:48,510 --> 00:56:50,250
Let'’s go.
Come on, man!
1207
00:56:52,070 --> 00:56:53,070
All right.
1208
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:55,040
Come on, Dip.
1209
00:56:56,690 --> 00:56:58,430
♪ Woken up to a pint of Tuss ♪
1210
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,250
♪ Bitch, I'’m born to bust
Dangerous ♪
1211
00:57:00,430 --> 00:57:02,180
♪ All my clicky shifty
And shiesty as fuck ♪
1212
00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:03,560
♪ Who want up, who want next? ♪
1213
00:57:03,740 --> 00:57:05,220
♪ Got one hundred on my neck ♪
1214
00:57:05,390 --> 00:57:06,820
♪ Jewels
I break rules and cash checks ♪
1215
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,040
♪ Slap dicks
Inside my new TECs ♪
1216
00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:09,910
♪ Let'’s air it out ♪
1217
00:57:10,090 --> 00:57:11,220
♪ Got a lot of enemies
Don'’t talk about ♪
1218
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,710
Fuck.
1219
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,360
♪ I'’m really '’bout
Sex Pistols, violence ♪
1220
00:57:15,530 --> 00:57:17,090
♪ Woke up on an island ♪
1221
00:57:17,270 --> 00:57:19,010
♪ Found out
It was Johnny Depp'’s ♪
1222
00:57:19,190 --> 00:57:20,450
♪ I'’ll get sued
If I talk '’bout it ♪
1223
00:57:20,620 --> 00:57:22,530
Safe. You don'’t
high five the other team.
1224
00:57:22,710 --> 00:57:24,190
It'’s not something
- you do in softball.
- They'’re doing so great.
1225
00:57:24,370 --> 00:57:25,630
- I said not on my field.
- Okay.
1226
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,020
♪ Got a .45 up in my new ride ♪
1227
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:29,550
Let'’s go. Run.
1228
00:57:30,630 --> 00:57:32,370
Safe.
1229
00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:34,120
♪ Really hugging blocks
Really toting Glocks ♪
1230
00:57:34,290 --> 00:57:36,040
♪ Really off the shits
Really bobo off... ♪
1231
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,160
Wait.
1232
00:57:37,340 --> 00:57:40,260
Go back, go back, go back!
1233
00:57:44,650 --> 00:57:46,610
Fuck.
- Strike!
1234
00:57:53,610 --> 00:57:55,090
- Should I bunt it?
- Don'’t dare bunt.
1235
00:57:55,270 --> 00:57:56,710
No,
there'’s no bunting.
1236
00:57:58,270 --> 00:57:59,480
He'’s out.
1237
00:57:59,660 --> 00:58:00,920
No bunting.
1238
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,310
Run, run, run, run, run!
1239
00:58:04,490 --> 00:58:05,400
Run, Stew, run!
1240
00:58:05,580 --> 00:58:06,970
Run, run, run, run!
1241
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:08,890
Get back, get back,
get back, get back!
1242
00:58:09,060 --> 00:58:10,150
What are you doing?
1243
00:58:11,330 --> 00:58:12,770
Ball.
- What?
1244
00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:14,680
- Ball.
- It was obviously
a fucking strike.
1245
00:58:14,850 --> 00:58:16,810
It was obviously
- a fucking ball!
- What are you, blind?
1246
00:58:16,980 --> 00:58:18,370
What, you got
sunscreen in your eyes?
1247
00:58:18,550 --> 00:58:20,200
Hey, look at my eyes.
Twenty-twenty vision, bitch.
1248
00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:21,990
- That was a ball.
- Twenty-twenty, my ass.
1249
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,810
Look right here,
- 20-20 vision!
- Whatever, you look like--
1250
00:58:23,990 --> 00:58:25,380
- Twenty-twenty vision!
- Back off of me!
1251
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,000
Why don'’t you put
some Tic Tacs in your mouth?
1252
00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:28,520
You want out of this game?
1253
00:58:28,690 --> 00:58:29,860
I want out of this game.
I don'’t give a shit.
1254
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:31,820
What, Morris?
It was obviously a strike!
1255
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,270
Relax, man.[Morris] Apologize.
1256
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:34,830
All right,
I'’m sorry, okay?
1257
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,170
- I'’m sorry.
- Relax, man.
1258
00:58:36,350 --> 00:58:37,870
- Chill, bro.
- You sure as hell are.
1259
00:58:38,050 --> 00:58:39,660
Fucking
Pebbles'’ grandmother.
1260
00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:46,270
Safe.
1261
00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:48,720
Ball game.
1262
00:58:49,540 --> 00:58:50,980
- Why?
- Go home.
1263
00:58:51,150 --> 00:58:53,110
- Mercy rule. Mercy rule.
- What?
1264
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,450
- Mercy rule.
- What is that?
1265
00:58:54,630 --> 00:58:56,150
Mercy?
We want more pain.
1266
00:58:56,330 --> 00:58:58,070
They'’ve got too many runs.
You can'’t catch up.
1267
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,890
That'’s game.[Morris] Mercy rule, guys!
1268
00:59:00,070 --> 00:59:01,280
Look it up.
- Goddamn it!
1269
00:59:01,460 --> 00:59:02,720
Go home.
I gotta shit.
1270
00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:04,420
Let'’s get all our shit
out of the dugout.
1271
00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:07,900
It'’s called
cognitive dissonance.
1272
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,740
The wanting to quit,
but not being able to.
1273
00:59:10,910 --> 00:59:14,090
You know
I got arrested twice
during the pregnancy?
1274
00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:15,610
A nude pier jump.
1275
00:59:15,780 --> 00:59:17,950
And a DUI
in my parked car, bro.
1276
00:59:18,130 --> 00:59:21,220
It was hell for me.
Even more hell for his mom.
1277
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,450
Spiritually,
one of the lowest places
I ever been.
1278
00:59:24,620 --> 00:59:27,020
And with
a beautiful little boy
on the way.
1279
00:59:27,190 --> 00:59:29,760
But I can'’t get caught up
in the couldas, shouldas.
1280
00:59:29,930 --> 00:59:32,060
I got a real chance now,
Morris, to be a rad dad.
1281
00:59:32,230 --> 00:59:34,140
I like that.
1282
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:36,280
You'’re so lucky
you don'’t gotta get sober.
1283
00:59:36,460 --> 00:59:37,810
You'’re already doing it.
1284
00:59:37,980 --> 00:59:40,330
Kids, they'’ll love you
no matter what.
1285
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:41,760
And if you can stay sober,
1286
00:59:41,940 --> 00:59:43,600
it'’ll make it
way less painful for them.
1287
00:59:46,510 --> 00:59:47,730
Kiedis lights me up.
1288
00:59:48,690 --> 00:59:50,170
His mom and me
still have hiccups,
1289
00:59:50,340 --> 00:59:52,480
but we'’re getting better
at the co-parenting thing.
1290
00:59:52,650 --> 00:59:54,430
I'’m connected with some
sober guys that got kids,
1291
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,690
so it really helps
give perspective.
1292
00:59:56,870 --> 00:59:58,310
Plus, there'’s always
some guy
1293
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,310
that'’s been in
the same place I'’m in now.
1294
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,230
And someone with
a way worse situation.
1295
01:00:03,610 --> 01:00:04,740
Kiedis, like Anthony?
1296
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:06,060
Hey, I know, right?
1297
01:00:06,220 --> 01:00:07,700
His mom'’s a huge
Chili Peppers fan.
1298
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:09,230
The kid looks like me,
1299
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,010
so the fear that Anthony Kiedis
is his father...
1300
01:00:11,190 --> 01:00:13,020
...that shit
did not last long.
1301
01:00:14,710 --> 01:00:17,230
I always wanted to
direct a Chili Peppers video.
1302
01:00:18,850 --> 01:00:20,590
You'’ve surfed before, right?
1303
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:21,930
It'’s been a minute.
1304
01:00:22,810 --> 01:00:24,380
Hey, Jake!
1305
01:00:25,630 --> 01:00:27,330
Oh, hey, Kat, what'’s up?
1306
01:00:27,510 --> 01:00:28,730
Hey, that'’s Kat.
1307
01:00:28,900 --> 01:00:30,950
Kat does what I do.
Surf therapy.
1308
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,080
All right.
Think I'’m gonna go out.
1309
01:00:37,910 --> 01:00:39,350
I'’m gonna stretch.
1310
01:00:50,140 --> 01:00:54,490
♪ Hey, man, what'’s the news? ♪
1311
01:00:54,660 --> 01:00:56,790
♪ Cracking up ♪
1312
01:00:57,580 --> 01:00:59,060
♪ How about you ♪
1313
01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:01,800
♪ Spacing out ♪
1314
01:01:02,580 --> 01:01:04,800
♪ Yeah, me too ♪
1315
01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:07,070
♪ Rolling on ♪
1316
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,330
♪ Smiling through ♪
1317
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:13,980
♪ I want happy damage ♪
1318
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:18,430
♪ I want it all in my head ♪
1319
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:21,960
♪ Psychic terror ♪
1320
01:01:22,740 --> 01:01:23,870
♪ What a waste ♪
1321
01:01:25,870 --> 01:01:27,400
What'’s going on,
you two?
1322
01:01:30,740 --> 01:01:32,960
Man.
1323
01:01:33,140 --> 01:01:35,010
You guys didn'’t catch
one single wave.
1324
01:01:35,750 --> 01:01:37,020
I'’m catching rays.
1325
01:01:37,180 --> 01:01:38,830
This is my happy place.
1326
01:01:39,010 --> 01:01:40,750
Surf. Therapy.
1327
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:43,370
Feel like
I'’ve been tricked.
1328
01:01:43,540 --> 01:01:45,460
You'’re just doing
way too much, my man.
1329
01:01:45,630 --> 01:01:46,810
Maybe slow down.
1330
01:01:47,670 --> 01:01:49,100
It'’s fun though, right?
1331
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,500
Yeah.
1332
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,640
I'’m gonna go
put my feet in the water.
1333
01:01:56,330 --> 01:01:57,330
You'’re pretty new?
1334
01:01:58,340 --> 01:01:59,430
Well, I used to surf
1335
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,130
with my dad a lot
when I was young,
1336
01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:03,390
but it'’s been
more and more rare
over the years.
1337
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:05,960
I'’m talking about sobriety.
1338
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:09,920
Yeah. Uh...
1339
01:02:10,090 --> 01:02:11,480
Twenty-three days,
I think.
1340
01:02:11,650 --> 01:02:13,430
I just got a year.
1341
01:02:13,610 --> 01:02:14,780
Oh, congrats.
1342
01:02:16,310 --> 01:02:18,610
You'’re at a sober living
for girls?
1343
01:02:18,790 --> 01:02:20,790
Was. I'’m out now.
1344
01:02:20,970 --> 01:02:22,230
Got my own pad.
1345
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,010
Trying to work things out
with my ex.
1346
01:02:25,190 --> 01:02:27,460
Still do surf therapy
with the girls from the house.
1347
01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:32,670
I have a hard time
seeing you at a place
like Sweet Dreams.
1348
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:36,240
Misery doesn'’t care
what you look like.
1349
01:02:49,430 --> 01:02:51,560
What do you like, man?
Jazz? Hip-hop?
1350
01:02:51,740 --> 01:02:53,700
You look like
a blues kind of guy
though to me.
1351
01:02:54,610 --> 01:02:56,490
I want to be sober.
1352
01:02:56,660 --> 01:02:59,100
I want to be
a rad dad to my little girl.
1353
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:01,450
That'’s great to hear, man.
1354
01:03:01,620 --> 01:03:03,890
I heard this guy
the other day
say this at a meeting--
1355
01:03:04,050 --> 01:03:06,790
"Argue for your own limitations
and you get to keep them."
1356
01:03:22,460 --> 01:03:24,550
We'’re out of time, guys.[Morris] Thanks, Mike D.
1357
01:03:30,820 --> 01:03:31,870
Big B.
1358
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,000
What'’s up, homeboy?
1359
01:03:39,390 --> 01:03:42,260
You know, I probably
would'’ve been
more shaken up
1360
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:44,480
had I not been so wasted
from the night before.
1361
01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:49,750
I got so fucked up
on an international flight,
1362
01:03:49,930 --> 01:03:51,760
I woke up
on the beach in Brazil
1363
01:03:51,930 --> 01:03:54,150
and I was married
to a prostitute.
1364
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:58,710
Oh, dear.
1365
01:03:58,890 --> 01:04:00,240
I might still be.
1366
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,500
Sounds like
you got your hands full, man.
1367
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,240
Just stay close.
1368
01:04:07,420 --> 01:04:09,550
If you go all in on this,
you'’re gonna be amazed.
1369
01:04:09,730 --> 01:04:11,260
You'’re gonna find
that your old dreams,
1370
01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:13,650
they become
very different new dreams, man.
1371
01:04:13,820 --> 01:04:15,090
And you know what?
1372
01:04:15,260 --> 01:04:16,520
You'’ll start
caring about other people.
1373
01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:18,120
You won'’t be
a self-centered prick anymore,
1374
01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:20,040
burning bridges all over town.
1375
01:04:21,830 --> 01:04:22,960
I, um...
1376
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:29,090
I was gonna maybe ask
if you could be my sponsor.
1377
01:04:29,270 --> 01:04:32,930
You know, all the signs
point to me taking
this sober thing seriously.
1378
01:04:34,010 --> 01:04:35,750
I'’ll be your sponsor
under two conditions.
1379
01:04:35,930 --> 01:04:37,410
One, you call me every day.
1380
01:04:37,580 --> 01:04:39,230
Call me, don'’t text me.
1381
01:04:39,410 --> 01:04:41,490
I'’m too old to be squinting
at my fucking phone and shit.
1382
01:04:41,670 --> 01:04:43,410
And two, don'’t lie to me.
1383
01:04:43,590 --> 01:04:45,250
Morris, if you lie to me,
we'’re done.
1384
01:04:45,420 --> 01:04:46,730
Okay.
1385
01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:48,120
No, I mean,
if you lie to me, we'’re done.
1386
01:04:48,290 --> 01:04:49,510
I got it.
1387
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:50,810
Okay.
1388
01:04:50,990 --> 01:04:52,210
Fucking Christ.
Do you want to eat?
1389
01:04:52,380 --> 01:04:53,730
'’Cause I want to eat.
1390
01:04:53,900 --> 01:04:55,990
- Yeah, I could eat.
- Yeah, he can eat!
1391
01:04:56,170 --> 01:04:57,430
Yeah.
1392
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,380
Fuck yeah.
Let'’s eat, dude.
1393
01:05:00,650 --> 01:05:02,000
You got a big book?
1394
01:05:02,170 --> 01:05:03,600
'’Cause I got some pages
I want you to read.
1395
01:05:03,780 --> 01:05:06,210
Jesus! What the fuck?
1396
01:05:08,350 --> 01:05:09,520
Guess lunch is out.
1397
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,960
Sweet shit, it looks like
fucking Chernobyl in there.
1398
01:05:14,140 --> 01:05:16,490
Hey, you guys can'’t go in there.
We'’re closed for a while.
1399
01:05:16,660 --> 01:05:19,400
Some asshole drove
his truck through
the wall a few weeks ago.
1400
01:05:19,580 --> 01:05:21,800
Just waiting for insurance
to come and take some photos.
1401
01:05:21,970 --> 01:05:24,020
In the meantime,
I'’m just trying to air it out.
1402
01:05:26,980 --> 01:05:28,550
Morris, let'’s go.
What the fuck, man.
1403
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,020
Come on. I'’m starving.
1404
01:05:35,940 --> 01:05:37,380
That place across the street
is pretty good.
1405
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,560
They got half the recipes
from here anyway.
1406
01:05:39,730 --> 01:05:41,420
Right.
I'’m not really hungry anymore.
1407
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,600
Do you think
we can just go back
to the house?
1408
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,270
You'’re a weird guy,
- Morris.
- I know.
1409
01:05:47,430 --> 01:05:48,430
- I know.
- Let'’s go.
1410
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:52,840
Boom. Sweet Dreams, kid.
1411
01:05:53,010 --> 01:05:54,580
This is where it all happens.
1412
01:05:57,010 --> 01:05:58,230
Hey.
1413
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,400
You sure you'’re okay, Morris?
1414
01:06:00,580 --> 01:06:02,720
Yeah. Yeah, I'’m good.
1415
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:06,750
- Uh, I'’ll call you tomorrow.
- We got a lot of work to do.
1416
01:06:06,930 --> 01:06:09,930
Turns out our stories
are more alike
than we thought, you know.
1417
01:06:10,110 --> 01:06:12,070
Thanks for the lift, Frank.
1418
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:13,330
Okay.
1419
01:06:19,250 --> 01:06:20,690
Yo, Pete!
1420
01:06:21,690 --> 01:06:23,260
What the fuck, bro?
1421
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,920
They put a sign up
for the auction.
1422
01:06:57,900 --> 01:06:59,950
Oh. Oh. Oh!
1423
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,030
Yeah!
1424
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:02,810
Boom, baby, boom!
1425
01:07:07,430 --> 01:07:08,690
Come on, baby.
1426
01:07:10,690 --> 01:07:12,380
Let'’s go!
1427
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:14,820
- Strike zone.
- Happy birthday, dude.
1428
01:07:23,270 --> 01:07:26,020
- This is a lot.
- You gotta lighten up, buddy.
1429
01:07:26,190 --> 01:07:28,060
Everybody love bowling.
1430
01:07:28,230 --> 01:07:29,710
There'’s girls here.
1431
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:31,320
Plus, this is better
than sitting at home
1432
01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:33,370
watching Cruise
eat fucking pizza rolls.
1433
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:35,500
Damn, Stew, I see you.
1434
01:07:35,670 --> 01:07:37,410
Yeah, that'’s right.
This is Raquel.
1435
01:07:37,590 --> 01:07:39,640
All the Roughhouse girls
are down there.
1436
01:07:39,810 --> 01:07:41,070
- Hey, I'’m Jake.
- Hey, Raquel.
1437
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:42,280
Morris.
1438
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:44,600
Is Kat down there too
or what?
1439
01:07:44,770 --> 01:07:45,780
Yeah, yeah.
1440
01:07:45,940 --> 01:07:47,380
I'’ll be right back.
1441
01:07:50,170 --> 01:07:51,520
All right, Dippity Doo.
1442
01:07:51,690 --> 01:07:52,830
Ow!
1443
01:07:54,390 --> 01:07:55,570
Come on,
come on, come on.
1444
01:07:57,170 --> 01:07:59,260
Hello, everyone.
1445
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:01,830
Didn'’t know
the Insane Clown Posse
had a bowling team.
1446
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,350
Morris, just the man
I was looking for.
1447
01:08:04,530 --> 01:08:06,140
Okay.
1448
01:08:06,310 --> 01:08:09,050
We haven'’t met,
but I'’ve heard a lot about you.
1449
01:08:09,620 --> 01:08:10,750
Hmm.
1450
01:08:10,930 --> 01:08:12,800
I'’m Bert,
D. Squiz'’s manager.
1451
01:08:13,710 --> 01:08:16,710
I'’m sorry. Who'’s D. Squiz?
1452
01:08:17,890 --> 01:08:19,720
You living under a rock?
1453
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:21,320
Yeah.
1454
01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:22,760
Follow me.
1455
01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:30,550
Hey. Hey.
1456
01:08:30,730 --> 01:08:32,080
Isn'’t that
D. Squiz'’s dude?
1457
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:34,160
How the fuck you know that?
1458
01:08:34,340 --> 01:08:35,470
The Internet.
1459
01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:47,320
So my director bailed
last minute
1460
01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:49,960
to do some Marvel shit,
so I'’m fucked.
1461
01:08:50,140 --> 01:08:51,490
Bert told me
you'’re the man, though.
1462
01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:53,310
I'’m making fun of
all the '’90s bands.
1463
01:08:53,490 --> 01:08:55,790
I really want it
to feel like that, okay?
1464
01:08:55,970 --> 01:08:58,050
I got a big-ass budget.
It'’s gonna be on some MTV shit.
1465
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:02,500
And you guys want me?
1466
01:09:02,670 --> 01:09:04,100
We don'’t care
what anybody else says.
1467
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:05,370
You'’re the guy.
1468
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:07,850
It'’s all set up
for Saturday.
1469
01:09:08,030 --> 01:09:09,600
All you gotta do
is show up.
1470
01:09:09,770 --> 01:09:11,120
Saturday, this Saturday?
1471
01:09:11,290 --> 01:09:13,160
- Like, this Saturday.
- Shit.
1472
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:16,000
- All right?
- Hey.
1473
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:17,600
Are you in or are you out?
1474
01:09:25,170 --> 01:09:27,780
I'’m gonna need
all you guys to blow!
1475
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:31,230
Dip, Cedric, Morris,
you'’re on the pee list tonight!
1476
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:32,930
Aight, bet.
1477
01:09:33,090 --> 01:09:35,530
Yo, next time I'’m gonna get
a turkey though, watch.
1478
01:09:35,710 --> 01:09:37,370
Take a leak.
1479
01:09:37,530 --> 01:09:38,970
Hey, you get her number?
1480
01:09:39,140 --> 01:09:41,140
I got her IG,
- but she already blocked me.
- Fuck!
1481
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:44,620
Here you go.
Thanks, Morris.
1482
01:09:47,540 --> 01:09:48,540
Dip.
1483
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:49,900
Yes, sir.
1484
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,350
Weird. It'’s coming up
hot for opiates.
1485
01:10:06,910 --> 01:10:08,820
Hmm. Yup.
1486
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,560
There something
you need to tell me?
1487
01:10:12,610 --> 01:10:14,780
I ate a poppy seed bagel
the other day.
1488
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:16,870
You know what?
We'’ll just talk
after Cedric gets done.
1489
01:10:17,050 --> 01:10:19,400
Get out of here.
Wait for me over there.
Ced, come on.
1490
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:22,920
Here you go.
1491
01:10:29,590 --> 01:10:31,810
Not so fresh,
but it'’s clean.
1492
01:10:31,980 --> 01:10:34,420
Damn, Dip.
Told you not to eat that bagel.
1493
01:10:34,590 --> 01:10:36,110
Hey, Jake.
1494
01:10:36,290 --> 01:10:37,820
Put these samples
up for me, okay?
1495
01:10:37,990 --> 01:10:39,860
And take
the Breathalyzer equipment
and put it up too.
1496
01:10:40,030 --> 01:10:41,380
- All right, Pete.
- Thank you.
1497
01:10:45,250 --> 01:10:47,160
You know, once
we send those samples
over to the lab,
1498
01:10:47,340 --> 01:10:50,910
we'’ll be able to trace
if it'’s a bagel
or something else.
1499
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,020
Fuck.
1500
01:11:08,020 --> 01:11:09,940
Oh, fuck. Jesus.
1501
01:11:11,450 --> 01:11:12,890
[Kat] What'’s up, boys?
1502
01:11:13,540 --> 01:11:14,450
The fuck?
1503
01:11:14,630 --> 01:11:16,110
Oh, yeah,
you guys made it!
1504
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:17,720
Jake to
the motherfucking rescue.
1505
01:11:17,900 --> 01:11:19,820
More like Kat to
the motherfucking rescue.
1506
01:11:19,980 --> 01:11:20,890
What'’s up, girl?
1507
01:11:21,070 --> 01:11:22,590
Why didn'’t you tell me?
1508
01:11:22,770 --> 01:11:24,390
Man, you got a lot
going on as it is,
1509
01:11:24,550 --> 01:11:25,940
so I just wanted to
look out for you.
1510
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:27,470
Diego, do you got our uniforms?
1511
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:28,900
Yeah, they'’re right here.
1512
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:30,080
Meet Syd and Lily.
1513
01:11:30,260 --> 01:11:31,650
Hi.[Pete] Hi, Syd.
1514
01:11:31,820 --> 01:11:32,990
I'’m Cedric.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.
1515
01:11:33,170 --> 01:11:34,120
Hi. Diego.
1516
01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:36,340
- Tom Cruise.
- I'’m Dip.
1517
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:38,520
Uh, who'’s that?
1518
01:11:38,700 --> 01:11:40,100
Stew.
1519
01:11:40,270 --> 01:11:42,360
Aw, we love Stew.
1520
01:11:43,010 --> 01:11:45,580
Okay, guys, and girls,
1521
01:11:45,750 --> 01:11:48,450
we'’ve been playing
pretty good on defense lately,
1522
01:11:48,620 --> 01:11:49,970
so let'’s stick with that.
1523
01:11:50,140 --> 01:11:53,320
Just get hits. Small ball.
We need base runners.
1524
01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:55,680
Stop trying to
win the game in one at bat.
1525
01:11:55,850 --> 01:11:58,420
And I don'’t need
to remind everyone
that if we lose today,
1526
01:11:58,590 --> 01:12:00,420
we are done
in more ways than one,
1527
01:12:00,590 --> 01:12:03,020
so let'’s--Then stop reminding us,
bro. It'’s depressing.
1528
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:04,630
Yeah,
we don'’t need a pep talk.
1529
01:12:04,810 --> 01:12:06,330
Let'’s just go murder
these motherfuckers.
1530
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:09,250
Wait,
I'’m not wearing this.
1531
01:12:09,430 --> 01:12:10,820
What?
I worked hard on those.
1532
01:12:11,470 --> 01:12:12,550
I like it.
1533
01:12:13,470 --> 01:12:14,730
All right,
let'’s do this.
1534
01:12:14,910 --> 01:12:16,130
Kat, you'’re leading off.
1535
01:12:16,300 --> 01:12:17,650
- Let'’s get to it.
- Let'’s do it, Kat!
1536
01:12:17,820 --> 01:12:19,470
- Come on now!
- Here you go, Kat.
1537
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:39,580
♪ I gotta say goodbye ♪
1538
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:42,680
♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪
1539
01:12:42,850 --> 01:12:45,900
♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪
1540
01:12:46,070 --> 01:12:49,590
♪ I dry those tears
From your eyes... ♪
1541
01:12:49,770 --> 01:12:51,250
Aw, fuck.
1542
01:12:51,420 --> 01:12:53,460
That'’s all you, Kat, come on!
That'’s all you!
1543
01:12:54,510 --> 01:12:55,470
Let'’s go!
1544
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:01,520
Hustle! Hustle!
1545
01:13:03,740 --> 01:13:04,910
All right!
1546
01:13:05,090 --> 01:13:07,710
Hold on line drives
and watch pop-ups.
1547
01:13:07,870 --> 01:13:08,830
All right.
1548
01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:10,480
Here you go.
1549
01:13:11,790 --> 01:13:15,010
♪ I gotta go outside ♪
1550
01:13:15,190 --> 01:13:18,060
♪ '’Cause it'’ll make me smile ♪
1551
01:13:18,230 --> 01:13:21,060
♪ Yeah, it'’ll make me smile ♪
1552
01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:23,980
♪ Oh, why ♪
1553
01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:27,060
♪ Don'’t you go outside? ♪
1554
01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:29,410
♪ You think
It'’ll make you smile? ♪
1555
01:13:29,590 --> 01:13:31,070
♪ Think
It'’ll make you smile... ♪
1556
01:13:31,250 --> 01:13:32,340
I got it!
1557
01:13:34,030 --> 01:13:35,110
Ball game!
1558
01:13:43,260 --> 01:13:46,740
We got two more games!
We got two more games to win!
1559
01:13:46,910 --> 01:13:50,610
♪ And the mess we'’re making ♪
1560
01:13:50,790 --> 01:13:54,930
♪ It doesn'’t matter to me
Matter to me at all ♪
1561
01:13:57,230 --> 01:14:01,800
♪ Oh, and the news
They'’ll hate you ♪
1562
01:14:01,970 --> 01:14:03,840
Yahoo!
1563
01:14:04,020 --> 01:14:06,110
♪ It doesn'’t matter to me
Matter to me at all ♪
1564
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:07,970
All right!
Let'’s go, Kit Kat!
1565
01:14:09,550 --> 01:14:11,550
Give me some!
Nice work!
1566
01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:16,240
- Let'’s go!
- Let'’s go!
1567
01:14:16,420 --> 01:14:18,770
Two runs!
- Maybe we should try
to get it in the gap.
1568
01:14:26,780 --> 01:14:28,390
Go, baby, go!
1569
01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:30,780
Safe!
1570
01:14:35,310 --> 01:14:37,710
♪ I gotta say goodbye ♪
1571
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:40,670
♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪
1572
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:43,320
♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪
1573
01:14:44,670 --> 01:14:48,550
♪ I dry those tears
From your eyes ♪
1574
01:14:48,710 --> 01:14:52,230
♪ They make me want to die ♪
1575
01:14:52,410 --> 01:14:54,890
♪ They make me want to die ♪
1576
01:14:55,070 --> 01:14:56,160
♪ Die ♪
1577
01:15:15,350 --> 01:15:16,400
Hey.
1578
01:15:17,610 --> 01:15:18,520
You again.
1579
01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:20,960
Um, we'’re still closed.
1580
01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:24,100
Right. Is the owner here
by any chance?
1581
01:15:24,970 --> 01:15:26,190
Will!
1582
01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:27,840
Guy wants to talk to you.
1583
01:15:31,370 --> 01:15:33,760
- What'’s going on, brother?
- Hey.
1584
01:15:33,930 --> 01:15:36,980
My name is Morris,
and I'’m in a program.
1585
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:41,250
And my sponsor suggested
that I come down here
1586
01:15:41,420 --> 01:15:43,730
to tell you
that I may be the person
1587
01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:47,290
that caused all this damage
to your place.
1588
01:15:50,170 --> 01:15:51,480
You'’re purple pants guy?
1589
01:15:52,170 --> 01:15:53,220
Yeah.
1590
01:15:56,870 --> 01:15:58,350
And part of my recovery...
1591
01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:02,520
If there'’s anything
I can do to make it right,
1592
01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:06,220
I'’d like to offer
that up because I'’m...
1593
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:11,360
Hey, Frank,
you'’re not gonna believe this.
1594
01:16:11,540 --> 01:16:13,760
The owner is sober!
1595
01:16:13,930 --> 01:16:16,490
I have to work out the damages,
1596
01:16:16,670 --> 01:16:18,540
but, you know,
he'’s not gonna call the cops.
1597
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:21,380
And I still have to figure out
whose truck I crashed, but...
1598
01:16:21,550 --> 01:16:23,510
Oh, God,
this is great, isn'’t it?
1599
01:16:25,380 --> 01:16:27,380
Frank? You there?
1600
01:16:29,900 --> 01:16:31,070
Ah, shit.
1601
01:16:33,990 --> 01:16:35,860
Frank! Hey!
1602
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:39,220
You'’re not gonna believe this,
but the owner is sober.
1603
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:06,980
I don'’t know how the hell
you guys pulled this off.
1604
01:17:08,510 --> 01:17:09,990
A lot of luck though.
1605
01:17:11,810 --> 01:17:12,900
How'’s your old man?
1606
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:14,950
He'’s better.
1607
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:18,030
I think the in-and-out
of the hospital was worse
than him being sick.
1608
01:17:18,210 --> 01:17:19,430
Mmm.
1609
01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:21,780
My dad,
he was so defiant.
1610
01:17:21,950 --> 01:17:24,000
Just always out
partying with his friends
1611
01:17:24,170 --> 01:17:27,430
and always hiding
from his family.
1612
01:17:27,610 --> 01:17:29,260
Never showed anybody
any pain.
1613
01:17:30,350 --> 01:17:32,180
Then he fucking
has a heart attack
1614
01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:34,150
from eating
too many hot dogs.
1615
01:17:35,230 --> 01:17:36,760
Sorry about your dad, Morris.
1616
01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:39,180
I'’m impressed, man.
1617
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:41,620
I mean, when you first got here,
I was like,
1618
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:45,150
"This guy has
no shot of making it."
1619
01:17:45,330 --> 01:17:47,900
I mean, you were so warped
in the image that you created.
1620
01:17:48,940 --> 01:17:51,380
Well, the guys
shut that down real quick.
1621
01:17:51,550 --> 01:17:54,170
You know,
I thought I was so cool.
1622
01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:57,120
I'’m a dork.
1623
01:17:57,290 --> 01:17:58,250
Thirty days.
1624
01:17:58,430 --> 01:18:00,650
It'’s a big fucking deal, man.
1625
01:18:01,860 --> 01:18:03,600
You'’re working the steps
with Frank, yeah?
1626
01:18:03,780 --> 01:18:06,700
Yeah, you know,
I'’m still freaking out
1627
01:18:06,870 --> 01:18:08,440
over the truck
I stole and crashed,
1628
01:18:08,610 --> 01:18:10,530
but Frank says
if I have one foot
in the future
1629
01:18:10,700 --> 01:18:11,880
and one foot in the past,
1630
01:18:12,050 --> 01:18:13,360
I'’m shitting on
the present, so...
1631
01:18:13,530 --> 01:18:16,360
Remember,
what you focus on will grow.
1632
01:18:17,310 --> 01:18:19,400
Like the connections
with these guys.
1633
01:18:20,710 --> 01:18:22,240
Just go
where the love is, man.
1634
01:18:22,410 --> 01:18:24,200
Go where the love is!
1635
01:18:27,110 --> 01:18:29,460
I'’m thinking of
stacking the lineup.
1636
01:18:30,850 --> 01:18:33,550
What?
I mean, you'’re the coach.
1637
01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:36,550
Things have been going so well,
it'’s kind of odd
to change things up.
1638
01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:38,470
That doesn'’t help.
1639
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:41,080
Come on, man,
you'’re a baseball guy.
1640
01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:42,640
Like, what if
something happens to me?
1641
01:18:42,820 --> 01:18:45,430
I have
a stroke or something.
1642
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:46,640
Stroke?
1643
01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:48,610
The fuck outta here.
1644
01:18:50,350 --> 01:18:52,880
You put that out there,
what'’s the matter with you?
1645
01:19:11,370 --> 01:19:13,850
Oh, man,
what am I gonna
tell everybody?
1646
01:19:32,130 --> 01:19:33,740
♪ I'’m tryna fuck
Before the bomb drops ♪
1647
01:19:33,910 --> 01:19:35,520
♪ Get to you before
They build that wall ♪
1648
01:19:35,700 --> 01:19:37,270
♪ Party on till my heart stops ♪
1649
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:38,880
♪ Before all of
That cholesterol ♪
1650
01:19:39,050 --> 01:19:40,660
♪ They copping pistols
Apocalypto ♪
1651
01:19:40,830 --> 01:19:42,610
♪ But I just want you
To take that off ♪
1652
01:19:42,790 --> 01:19:44,440
♪ If they pull us over
They can'’t hold us ♪
1653
01:19:44,620 --> 01:19:46,060
♪ We'’ll fuck
In front of that racist cop ♪
1654
01:19:46,230 --> 01:19:47,840
♪ The world gone to shit ♪
1655
01:19:48,010 --> 01:19:49,360
♪ We just trying to get lit ♪
1656
01:19:49,540 --> 01:19:51,240
♪ 24K handcuffs... ♪
1657
01:19:51,410 --> 01:19:53,550
- Here you go. Thank you.
- Bye.
1658
01:19:55,330 --> 01:19:56,590
Damn, Morris.
1659
01:19:57,590 --> 01:19:58,640
Fuck.
1660
01:19:59,590 --> 01:20:00,850
Hey, y'’all seen
a tall white guy
1661
01:20:01,030 --> 01:20:02,250
with gray hair and glasses?
1662
01:20:02,420 --> 01:20:03,770
Nah, sorry.
1663
01:20:04,550 --> 01:20:05,590
Damn.[umpire] Game time!
1664
01:20:05,770 --> 01:20:07,460
Let'’s go, guys!
1665
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:09,200
Where the fuck
- you at, Morris?
- All right, let'’s go.
1666
01:20:09,380 --> 01:20:10,600
Game time!
1667
01:20:10,780 --> 01:20:11,960
All right,
bring it in, everybody!
1668
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:13,160
Come on!
1669
01:20:13,340 --> 01:20:14,950
Come on, Cruise,
hustle in!
1670
01:20:15,610 --> 01:20:17,000
Come on, guys!
1671
01:20:17,170 --> 01:20:18,260
Uh...
1672
01:20:19,180 --> 01:20:21,180
Uh...
1673
01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:23,440
Has anybody seen
Morris or Diego?
1674
01:20:23,610 --> 01:20:26,390
I seen Morris chopping it up
with D. Squiz
at the alley the other night.
1675
01:20:26,570 --> 01:20:28,010
I knew some shit was slimy.
1676
01:20:28,180 --> 01:20:29,350
Why the fuck
wouldn'’t you tell me?
1677
01:20:29,530 --> 01:20:30,750
You always tell me
to mind my own.
1678
01:20:30,930 --> 01:20:32,370
Motherfucker!
1679
01:20:34,150 --> 01:20:37,630
Okay, we'’ll just, um, do
what we always do.
1680
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:40,630
Uh, except I'’ll take
Morris'’s spot on the lineup.
1681
01:20:40,810 --> 01:20:43,470
Aw, hell nah. Come on, Pete.
We gotta wait for them.
1682
01:20:43,630 --> 01:20:45,810
- They should be here by now.
- He fucked us for D. Squiz.
1683
01:20:45,980 --> 01:20:46,890
Hell no.
1684
01:20:47,070 --> 01:20:49,370
Uh, why don'’t we, uh...
1685
01:20:49,550 --> 01:20:50,940
Ced, you'’re up.
1686
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:52,680
Hostage situation!
1687
01:20:52,860 --> 01:20:54,550
Morris sent me
on a wild goose chase.
1688
01:20:55,780 --> 01:20:58,220
Sorry, everybody.
My wires got crossed a little.
1689
01:20:58,390 --> 01:21:00,350
Drive it in, buddy.
Way to drive it home.
1690
01:21:03,090 --> 01:21:05,100
We'’ll talk later, Morris.
1691
01:21:05,260 --> 01:21:06,520
Yeah.
1692
01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:08,740
But right now,
Jake, you'’re leading off.
1693
01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:10,180
Switching things around,
everybody,
1694
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:11,800
so we can score some runs quick
1695
01:21:11,970 --> 01:21:13,280
and get ahead of these pricks.
1696
01:21:13,450 --> 01:21:15,020
Hey, Morris!
1697
01:21:15,190 --> 01:21:17,890
Tell the chicks
they can come
celebrate with us later!
1698
01:21:19,020 --> 01:21:21,370
Bitches got the first round![groans] Gross.
1699
01:21:21,540 --> 01:21:22,710
Fucking hate that team.
1700
01:21:22,890 --> 01:21:24,240
You guys have history, huh?
1701
01:21:24,410 --> 01:21:26,500
Oh, yeah,
they beat us pretty bad.
1702
01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:29,080
With eight players,
and they were wasted.[Pete] That'’s right.
1703
01:21:29,250 --> 01:21:33,210
Coach, you really gonna put
Mike D, Stew, Cruise and Diego
back to back like that?
1704
01:21:33,380 --> 01:21:35,870
Hell yeah. Gives us a chance
to score five or six runs.
1705
01:21:36,030 --> 01:21:37,470
Without it,
we score two or three.
1706
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:40,120
You know with them at bat,
we'’re gonna score zero.
1707
01:21:40,300 --> 01:21:42,220
Look,
you guys asked me to coach.
1708
01:21:42,390 --> 01:21:43,920
No time to start
doubting me now.
1709
01:21:44,090 --> 01:21:45,830
Come on, let'’s get out there
and do this. Come on!
1710
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:47,870
[Pete] Come on!
1711
01:21:50,050 --> 01:21:51,530
Come on. Come on.
1712
01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:55,360
Come on, Morris!
1713
01:22:02,670 --> 01:22:03,720
Safe!
1714
01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:10,680
Safe!
1715
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,080
Move, you little shit!
1716
01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:32,750
Cruise, Cruise,
look alive!
1717
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:34,920
Hey, not bad.
Congratulations.
1718
01:22:35,090 --> 01:22:37,610
We gotta figure out
how to stop these guys.
1719
01:22:37,790 --> 01:22:39,750
Or just keep up with them.
1720
01:22:40,580 --> 01:22:41,540
Go, Jake!
1721
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:54,800
Safe!
1722
01:22:57,290 --> 01:22:58,730
All right,
shake it off, shake it off.
1723
01:22:58,900 --> 01:23:00,080
Come on, Morris!
1724
01:23:01,250 --> 01:23:02,940
Yeah, baby!
That'’s it!
1725
01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:04,250
Oh, my God!
1726
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:07,040
Give me some, baby!
1727
01:23:08,340 --> 01:23:10,780
Whoo-hoo!
Come on, Kat, bring it in!
1728
01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:12,140
Whoo!
1729
01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:15,650
Come on, coach, baby!
Yahoo!
1730
01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:18,960
Whoo-hoo!
1731
01:23:26,540 --> 01:23:27,370
Out!
1732
01:23:32,150 --> 01:23:34,800
Hey, Morris,
this one'’s for your wife.
1733
01:23:42,990 --> 01:23:44,170
Hold him back,
hold him back!
1734
01:23:44,340 --> 01:23:45,600
Go to first,
go to first!
1735
01:23:46,950 --> 01:23:48,430
Ooh!
1736
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:49,730
That'’s an out,
that'’s an out.
1737
01:23:49,910 --> 01:23:51,910
Motherfuckers!
1738
01:23:54,520 --> 01:23:55,650
Come on now, bud!
1739
01:23:56,960 --> 01:23:58,440
Come on, Chuck Morris!
1740
01:23:58,610 --> 01:23:59,650
Come on, Richie.
1741
01:23:59,830 --> 01:24:01,170
Come on, Mor!
1742
01:24:01,350 --> 01:24:04,050
Let'’s go, Morris.
Come on, buddy.
1743
01:24:11,890 --> 01:24:14,460
Good eye!
Good eye, good eye, baby!
1744
01:24:14,630 --> 01:24:19,120
♪ You got to trust
Your instincts ♪
1745
01:24:20,420 --> 01:24:24,030
♪ And let go of regret ♪
1746
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:30,120
♪ And to bet
On yourself now, star ♪
1747
01:24:30,300 --> 01:24:32,960
♪ '’Cause that'’s your best bet ♪
1748
01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:39,300
Go, go, go, go!
1749
01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:41,570
We got a run!
We got a run!
1750
01:24:43,180 --> 01:24:45,840
♪ This is the style we bring ♪
1751
01:24:46,010 --> 01:24:47,800
Let'’s go, Morris!
1752
01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:50,880
Thanks for this.
1753
01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:55,360
Daddy!
1754
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,240
- Hey!
- Hey! There he is.
1755
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:07,560
Morris![Pete] Run, Morris!
Jesus!
1756
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:08,810
Run!
1757
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:13,690
Safe!
1758
01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:16,830
Whoo!
1759
01:25:16,990 --> 01:25:19,820
- Yay!
- Whoo, whoo, whoo!
1760
01:25:22,650 --> 01:25:23,650
Let'’s go!
1761
01:25:25,090 --> 01:25:27,310
Go, Coach! Come on, Coach!
1762
01:25:27,480 --> 01:25:30,130
Good job! Yeah!
1763
01:25:33,100 --> 01:25:34,410
Safe.
1764
01:25:40,370 --> 01:25:41,240
Fuck!
1765
01:25:45,370 --> 01:25:46,630
What'’s your Instagram handle?
1766
01:25:46,810 --> 01:25:48,510
All right,
come on, Sweet Dreams.
1767
01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:50,510
This is your last inning.
Let'’s go!
1768
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:53,030
Let'’s go, Big C!
Come on, baby!
1769
01:25:55,030 --> 01:25:57,030
Come on, Ced!
1770
01:25:59,380 --> 01:26:01,820
Go, Cedric!
1771
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:03,740
- Fuck!
- Strike one!
1772
01:26:03,910 --> 01:26:04,910
Oh!
1773
01:26:05,090 --> 01:26:07,440
Two more. Let'’s go.
1774
01:26:08,740 --> 01:26:10,130
We'’re fucked.
1775
01:26:10,310 --> 01:26:11,400
Come on, Stew!
1776
01:26:11,570 --> 01:26:13,390
Come on, Stew, let'’s go!
1777
01:26:13,570 --> 01:26:15,310
Base rip, buddy, come on.
1778
01:26:17,050 --> 01:26:18,270
Let'’s go, Beef Stew!
1779
01:26:18,450 --> 01:26:20,450
Come on, buddy,
let'’s get a hit, baby!
1780
01:26:20,620 --> 01:26:22,710
Come on, Stew![Mike] Come on, Stew!
1781
01:26:22,890 --> 01:26:24,980
Let'’s go, Stew. Base rip!
1782
01:26:25,150 --> 01:26:27,370
Base hit, buddy. You got this.
1783
01:26:39,860 --> 01:26:41,170
Safe!
1784
01:26:41,340 --> 01:26:43,560
Yeah, baby Stew, come on!
1785
01:26:43,730 --> 01:26:45,080
Give them that Stew shuffle!
1786
01:26:45,260 --> 01:26:47,310
Yeah! Whoo!
1787
01:26:52,570 --> 01:26:53,750
Thank you, God.
1788
01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:56,400
Come on, Diego.
Swing the bat, buddy.
1789
01:26:56,570 --> 01:26:58,220
Swing the bat.
Be aggressive.
1790
01:27:00,710 --> 01:27:02,630
- You have to swing, dude.
- Please.
1791
01:27:08,410 --> 01:27:10,760
Strike!
Good job, Richie.
1792
01:27:10,930 --> 01:27:13,190
- Good form, I guess.
- It'’s all right, buddy.
It'’s okay.
1793
01:27:13,370 --> 01:27:16,200
At least you swung.[Morris] All right, buddy.
1794
01:27:16,370 --> 01:27:18,460
Come on,
give me your best shot!
1795
01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:19,950
Come on, Diego!
1796
01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:25,780
Strike! Batter out!
1797
01:27:30,740 --> 01:27:32,260
It'’s okay.
1798
01:27:32,430 --> 01:27:34,130
It'’s all right.
At least you swung that time.
1799
01:27:35,180 --> 01:27:36,880
Who'’s up? Is it Cruise?
1800
01:27:37,050 --> 01:27:38,400
Cruise![Pete] Cruise!
1801
01:27:38,570 --> 01:27:40,350
You got it, Cruise.[Kat] Come on, Tom!
1802
01:27:40,530 --> 01:27:42,230
Come on, Cruise![Pete] Come on, Cruise.
1803
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:44,010
- Don'’t fuck it up.
- Okay.
1804
01:27:44,180 --> 01:27:47,230
- Come on, Cruise.
- Let'’s go, Tom.
1805
01:27:48,710 --> 01:27:50,060
Hey, good game.
1806
01:27:50,230 --> 01:27:52,620
The hell are you doing, man?
Hit the ball. Damn.
1807
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:53,930
Come on, Cruise!
1808
01:27:54,110 --> 01:27:55,510
- Better swing!
- Come on, buddy!
1809
01:27:55,670 --> 01:27:58,500
Earn your keep! Seven years!
Remember that, please!
1810
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:00,770
Come on, Cruise, come on!
1811
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:04,990
You got it, Cruise.
1812
01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:06,680
You got it, Cruise!
1813
01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:09,260
[umpire] Strike!
1814
01:28:09,430 --> 01:28:10,740
We have no shot.
1815
01:28:10,910 --> 01:28:12,300
There'’s no way
it'’s gonna happen.
1816
01:28:18,870 --> 01:28:20,650
Bring it in, outfield.
1817
01:28:32,490 --> 01:28:33,880
[spectator] Shit!
1818
01:28:35,060 --> 01:28:36,100
Safe!
- Oh, shit.
1819
01:28:36,670 --> 01:28:37,710
Safe!
1820
01:28:37,890 --> 01:28:39,410
[Pete] You okay, Cruise?
1821
01:28:39,590 --> 01:28:41,380
Hey, Pete. Come on.
1822
01:28:41,550 --> 01:28:43,250
He can'’t even get up.
1823
01:28:43,420 --> 01:28:45,120
You all right, buddy?
1824
01:28:45,290 --> 01:28:46,300
What hurts?
1825
01:28:46,460 --> 01:28:47,900
I think
I broke my anal bone.
1826
01:28:48,070 --> 01:28:49,420
It'’s a tailbone.
- You okay, man?
1827
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:50,870
I broke both.
1828
01:28:51,030 --> 01:28:52,380
Don'’t be dramatic.
You got this.
1829
01:28:56,610 --> 01:28:58,660
Shake it off, buddy!
Shake it off!
1830
01:28:58,820 --> 01:29:00,340
All right,
all right, all right.
1831
01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:01,740
Nice and easy.
1832
01:29:01,910 --> 01:29:03,560
Looking good, baby.
- Nice and easy.
1833
01:29:03,740 --> 01:29:06,390
All right,
- give this boy some ice!
- You good?
1834
01:29:09,310 --> 01:29:11,270
Good job, Cruise.
Good job, dude.
1835
01:29:11,450 --> 01:29:13,320
Good job, buddy.
Good job, buddy.
1836
01:29:13,490 --> 01:29:14,840
Proud of you.
1837
01:29:16,930 --> 01:29:18,240
Diego.
1838
01:29:18,410 --> 01:29:20,370
- I need you to pinch-run.
- What? Are you serious?
1839
01:29:20,540 --> 01:29:21,540
Come on.
1840
01:29:22,630 --> 01:29:24,020
Come on, Diego.
1841
01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:25,730
You got it, you got it.
1842
01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:28,420
All right.
1843
01:29:30,330 --> 01:29:32,590
Mike D, keep it
on the ground, man.
1844
01:29:32,770 --> 01:29:34,200
All we need'’s a base hit.
1845
01:29:34,380 --> 01:29:36,680
Come on, Mike D!
1846
01:29:43,480 --> 01:29:45,400
Get us a rip, Mike D!
1847
01:29:45,570 --> 01:29:48,140
All right, it'’s okay.
It'’s okay.
1848
01:29:48,310 --> 01:29:49,620
Good job. Good job.
1849
01:29:51,830 --> 01:29:52,790
Hi!
1850
01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:56,620
Let'’s go, Mike D!
1851
01:30:02,890 --> 01:30:06,070
Swing, batter, batter,
batter, batter! Swing!
1852
01:30:16,900 --> 01:30:17,940
Strike!
1853
01:30:18,990 --> 01:30:20,550
It'’s all right, Mike D.It'’s all right.
1854
01:30:23,820 --> 01:30:25,910
Line drive, Mike D,
line drive.
1855
01:30:28,780 --> 01:30:30,390
Get him, Mike D,
get him!
1856
01:30:30,570 --> 01:30:32,010
Put it on the ground!
1857
01:30:37,230 --> 01:30:39,410
Go, go, go! Go!
1858
01:30:42,100 --> 01:30:43,840
Go, go, go, go!
1859
01:30:44,020 --> 01:30:45,070
Run!
1860
01:30:48,590 --> 01:30:50,510
Diego, go, go, go!
1861
01:30:50,680 --> 01:30:52,640
Diego! Touch the plate!
1862
01:30:52,810 --> 01:30:54,160
- Whoo!
- Touch the plate!
1863
01:30:54,330 --> 01:30:55,460
Touch the plate, Diego!
1864
01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:56,560
The plate!
1865
01:31:18,790 --> 01:31:21,400
Baby! We did it!
1866
01:31:22,140 --> 01:31:23,530
Oh, baby!
1867
01:31:24,140 --> 01:31:25,580
Daddy!
1868
01:31:25,750 --> 01:31:27,530
Come here, baby.
1869
01:31:27,710 --> 01:31:28,840
Come here.
1870
01:31:32,370 --> 01:31:34,590
Mommy said it'’s okay
if we go get ice cream.
1871
01:31:34,760 --> 01:31:37,670
- She did?
- Someone'’s slowly
coming around.
1872
01:31:37,850 --> 01:31:39,850
Did you have
anything to do with that?
1873
01:31:45,990 --> 01:31:48,290
Do you mind
if I bring a friend along?
1874
01:31:49,430 --> 01:31:51,830
I'’m not allowed on my own
just yet.
1875
01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:53,870
Of course
your friend can come, Daddy.
1876
01:31:58,220 --> 01:32:00,910
Let'’s go get
- some ice cream.
- Yay!
1877
01:32:02,010 --> 01:32:05,410
Oh, boy.
- Yeah, buddy!
1878
01:32:05,580 --> 01:32:07,580
We did it, baby!
Whoo!
1879
01:32:07,750 --> 01:32:09,660
Not bad for a bunch of drunks.
1880
01:32:12,100 --> 01:32:14,540
- Yo, Pete.
- Yeah?
1881
01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:17,030
Are you sure we can'’t keep
just a little bit of the money?
1882
01:32:17,200 --> 01:32:18,770
Come on, man.
That'’s how it starts.
1883
01:32:18,940 --> 01:32:20,770
No. Nobody keeps
any of the money.
1884
01:32:20,940 --> 01:32:22,290
- It'’s for the house.
- Pete'’s silly.
1885
01:32:22,460 --> 01:32:23,200
Yeah.
1886
01:32:23,380 --> 01:32:24,770
Hear that, kid?
1887
01:32:25,770 --> 01:32:27,550
Go empty his pockets.
1888
01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:31,690
- We won, baby.
- Yeah!
1889
01:32:33,870 --> 01:32:35,350
Proud of you, Daddy.
1890
01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:37,700
Thank you, baby.[Mike] That'’s right,
"Daddy!"
1891
01:32:44,350 --> 01:32:45,660
Friends forever.
1892
01:35:18,250 --> 01:35:20,650
Let'’s do this for Johnny, guys.
Let'’s do it for Johnny.
1893
01:35:20,820 --> 01:35:24,870
[group] Johnny!
1894
01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:26,650
The gloves are off.
1895
01:35:26,820 --> 01:35:28,950
Don'’t make a fucking animal
out of me now.
1896
01:35:29,130 --> 01:35:30,390
Okay, okay.
1897
01:35:30,560 --> 01:35:32,000
Half that.
- Okay, okay.
1898
01:35:33,310 --> 01:35:34,530
Maybe.
1899
01:35:34,700 --> 01:35:36,790
Fucking sing. Sing.
1900
01:35:36,960 --> 01:35:38,650
Fully do it
one year sober. Again.
1901
01:35:38,830 --> 01:35:41,130
And nobody gets a dime
unless you did one year sober.
1902
01:35:41,310 --> 01:35:44,010
The cash
is a real liability.[Lije] Do that again.
1903
01:35:44,190 --> 01:35:45,890
You do it again.
All right, yes, sir.
1904
01:35:53,150 --> 01:35:54,630
Watch this, Lije.
1905
01:35:54,810 --> 01:35:56,810
Watch this. You'’ll shit.
1906
01:35:56,980 --> 01:35:59,240
Do we need a little AC,
- or you good?
- Nah, we'’re ready to go, kid.
1907
01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:01,030
Great, here we go.
- Let'’s fucking go.
1908
01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:02,630
You gotta learn
how to share, buddy.
1909
01:36:02,810 --> 01:36:04,240
I don'’t want to learn
how to do it.
1910
01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:08,600
Sick, sick people in here,
like the fucking Mayflower.
1911
01:36:08,780 --> 01:36:10,870
Putting us in here, Pete.
Stacking them, huh?
1912
01:36:12,040 --> 01:36:13,950
Why don'’t you just
sell my back to somebody?
1913
01:36:14,130 --> 01:36:15,960
Let somebody lay on my back.
1914
01:36:16,130 --> 01:36:18,350
Some drunk.[Pete] Nobody'’s trying
to sell your back.
1915
01:36:18,520 --> 01:36:21,220
Yeah, you'’re making money,
you little booze Scrooge.
1916
01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:23,010
You know what you'’re doing.
1917
01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:24,570
Did you give it one of these?
1918
01:36:24,750 --> 01:36:27,190
Huh?
- No, but like this.
- Oh!
1919
01:36:27,360 --> 01:36:29,280
I just caught it
out the side of my eye.
1920
01:36:29,450 --> 01:36:30,890
- Like this.
- I thought
you went like that.
1921
01:36:31,060 --> 01:36:33,020
Surf therapy.
Okay, let'’s go again.
1922
01:36:35,150 --> 01:36:36,670
- Goddamn!
- Ow!
1923
01:36:36,850 --> 01:36:37,900
Fuck!
1924
01:36:40,810 --> 01:36:42,290
Oh!
1925
01:36:42,460 --> 01:36:43,630
You all right, Cruise?
1926
01:36:43,810 --> 01:36:46,290
I can'’t see![Pete] You can see.
1927
01:36:46,470 --> 01:36:48,910
Bro, that was
going to my dick, dude.
1928
01:36:49,080 --> 01:36:51,000
If you punch my dick, man,
I'’m gonna get your dick.
1929
01:36:51,170 --> 01:36:52,520
I wasn'’t trying
to hit him in the dick.
1930
01:36:52,690 --> 01:36:54,260
Hi-yah!
1931
01:36:54,430 --> 01:36:55,770
I was defending myself!
1932
01:36:56,740 --> 01:36:58,000
Bully.
1933
01:36:59,570 --> 01:37:01,440
We have a good time.
Look at this fucking guy.
1934
01:37:02,790 --> 01:37:03,880
Looks like an egg.
1935
01:37:05,620 --> 01:37:07,490
Look at this fucking guy.
Brawny paper towel man.
1936
01:37:09,620 --> 01:37:12,800
What'’s up, George Clooney?
Welcome to the loony bin.
1937
01:37:12,970 --> 01:37:15,750
Yo, Pete, this rehab
or a retirement home?
1938
01:37:15,930 --> 01:37:17,450
Look at them grays, bro.
1939
01:37:19,150 --> 01:37:20,670
No fucking way.
1940
01:37:20,850 --> 01:37:24,030
If Charles Bronson
and Jackie Chan
had a love child.
1941
01:37:25,160 --> 01:37:26,770
- Can I say that?
- You can.
1942
01:37:26,940 --> 01:37:27,980
You come to my place
all fucked-up.
1943
01:37:28,160 --> 01:37:29,300
You know what this is, right?
1944
01:37:29,470 --> 01:37:30,600
I got a bunch
of degenerates in there.
1945
01:37:30,770 --> 01:37:31,810
They'’re barely holding on.
1946
01:37:31,990 --> 01:37:33,170
Smell a little bit
of lemon vodka,
1947
01:37:33,340 --> 01:37:34,560
they'’re all
back in the sewer.
1948
01:37:34,730 --> 01:37:36,340
Come here shit-faced?
Are you kidding me?
1949
01:37:36,520 --> 01:37:37,830
These guys smell
a little bit of vodka,
1950
01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:39,130
they go down the sewer.
You know that?
1951
01:37:39,300 --> 01:37:40,510
No,
being sober, douche.
1952
01:37:40,690 --> 01:37:42,430
No,
being sober, stupid.
1953
01:37:42,610 --> 01:37:45,090
I'’m gonna draw
a big fucking schlong
on my dick.
1954
01:37:48,400 --> 01:37:50,060
So gross.
1955
01:37:55,320 --> 01:37:56,320
Hello?
1956
01:37:58,450 --> 01:38:00,100
Chew. Chew.
1957
01:38:03,280 --> 01:38:04,410
Chew.
1958
01:38:04,590 --> 01:38:06,290
I'’m getting Spike Jonze.
1959
01:38:09,290 --> 01:38:11,470
Foolish.
He looked foolish.
1960
01:38:12,510 --> 01:38:14,820
Third, third!
- Okay, third.
1961
01:38:14,990 --> 01:38:16,040
Third, man!
1962
01:38:16,210 --> 01:38:17,690
- Fucking idiot.
- Third.
1963
01:38:17,860 --> 01:38:19,080
Third base, idiot!
1964
01:38:19,860 --> 01:38:21,770
Yeah!
1965
01:38:21,950 --> 01:38:23,380
Probably something left over
1966
01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:26,560
from that fucking weirdo
that was in here before you.
1967
01:38:26,740 --> 01:38:28,050
Total ant farmer.
1968
01:38:28,220 --> 01:38:29,920
Used to keep his piss
in Ziploc bags.
1969
01:38:30,090 --> 01:38:31,040
Look at me while I slept.
1970
01:38:31,220 --> 01:38:32,700
Used to eat his own eyebrows.
1971
01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:38,220
That wasn'’t there before.
1972
01:38:38,400 --> 01:38:40,180
Ah!
1973
01:38:41,670 --> 01:38:42,720
Made it.
1974
01:38:45,320 --> 01:38:46,620
Turn it off.
1975
01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:48,670
- Which one is that, yours?
- Probably.
1976
01:38:48,850 --> 01:38:49,940
My wife'’s dying.
1977
01:38:50,110 --> 01:38:51,540
Lije, you left me
hanging earlier.
1978
01:38:51,720 --> 01:38:54,630
Fucking dap
that shit up, kid.[Johnny] Yeah, yeah.
1979
01:38:55,990 --> 01:38:57,600
Right after
he did a great take.
1980
01:38:57,770 --> 01:39:00,200
He was wanting a little...
1981
01:39:00,380 --> 01:39:01,290
In the future.
1982
01:39:01,470 --> 01:39:02,680
Way to go, Stew!
1983
01:39:05,340 --> 01:39:07,380
Way to go, buddy!
Hell yeah!
1984
01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:11,780
Like that?
1985
01:39:11,960 --> 01:39:13,140
That was nice.
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