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Thousands of girls

desperate for a spot

in the world's

next girl group sensation.

- But only five would be picked. - No, no, no.

No!

I deserve a second shot.

Which version of me do you want?

- You're high-risk, Izzy. - I was 17.

- Please, Margot, just a second. - OK, look.

What I'm offering you is a second chance in Harlow.

You're joking, right?

She's crazy. She imploded her solo career.

Are you fucking with me?

My options were limited.

♪ Caught you out too many times

♪ You brought this creature to life... ♪

Thousands of girls, but you had to choose this has-been

who couldn't be fucked auditioning?

Charlie, that's enough!

This had better work.

So who'd you fuck to get here?

We're all thinking it.

- You here to fuck me as well? - Oh!

Am I rooming with...

Margot assured us you were ready.

I am.

Don't do it again.

One and two, three and four. Go. Five, six.

Smile, bitches! Harlow is about to go live.

You have no idea what you've signed up for!

♪ Whoa, oh-oh-ooh-ooh

♪ Whoa-oh-oh

♪ A monster you created

♪ Say hello to the monster. ♪

She's fucking incredible.

♪ Push me and then just touch me

♪ Till I can get my satisfaction

♪ Push me and then just touch me

♪ Till I can get my satisfaction

♪ Satisfaction... ♪

Come on.

Six, seven, eight...

♪ Push me and then just touch me

♪ Till I can get my satisfaction

♪ Push me and then just touch me

- ♪ Till I can... ♪ - Fuck!

♪ Hey, take a walk on the Wall of China

♪ Do a dance on a pyramid

- ♪ Parachute from... ♪ - Oh, God.

♪ From the Eiffel Tower and we'll share... ♪

- ♪ Our first kiss, yeah

♪ Chocolate candy and happy hours

- ♪ All the toys... ♪ - Two secs!

♪ A bed of money and a champagne shower

- ♪ I don't want... ♪ - Really, guys?

♪ Gotta have it, gotta have it, it's a wonderful thing... ♪

Sorry. Were you waiting?

Psych!

♪ I might go a little crazy

♪ Because I dream it and I think it

♪ And it's all I can see... ♪

You've called them hacks, sellouts, wannabes.

You might have to eat your hat here, Gordie, because

if the crowds are anything to go by, Harlow's gonna be massive.

Just because you won a beauty pageant

doesn't mean you're an artist.

'Monster' is gearing up to be

the biggest release of the year.

- If they ever release it. - Oh, come on!

No, I'm serious.

If they're so good, then where's this new single?

Why are they hiding it?

They're not hiding it!

Deckchairs on the 'Titanic'.

That is all I am saying.

- You are so dramatic. - Oh, no, I'm sorry...

Morons.

They're talentless, vacuous reality...

Charlie!

- Annabel, don't. - Where have you been?

Waking us up at the arse crack of dawn?

- Don't make us late again. - Yeah!

Babe, you're not even dressed.

- Do you knock? - Are you done?

What is your problem?

You've been at me since I got here.

- Can you just... - You don't even know me.

I know enough.

What?

Izzy, can you please get out?

Fine.

Oh, man...

Come on. Ooh, ooh.

Breathe, breathe.

It'll pass. Oh, it'll pass.

Oh, shit.

Come on. Come on.

Oh, come on. Don't do it, Charlie.

Just breathe.

Van's here!

Oh, shit...

You coming or what?!

Uh, just go without me.

Tick-tock, motherfucker!

Oh, sh... shit!

Shit.

They've been going for an hour.

I had to deal with something.

OK, look, anything outside of

breathing, I need to know about.

OK?

OK. I'm sorry.

Is everything OK?

Yes.

Are you sure?

Yes. It won't happen again.

Nothing I need to know about?

Nothing.

Alright,

because chasing after you

is a waste of my fuckin' time.

- Can you not?! - So is that it?

Annabel...

No, no.

We got our arses handed to us

because she was late

and she, what, cops a cuddle

and moves fuckin' off?

Perks of being related

to the boss.

- I'm sorry, what? - Are you kidding?

- Margot hammered me out there. - Really?

- Because she made Lillian cry. - I didn't cry because of Margot.

I'm just... I'm stressed and I'm a crier, OK?

Sorry, who are you related to?

- What? - Roger.

Right, and you're his...?

Daughter.

Yeah, Charlie's the spawn of nepotism.

- Shut up, Annabel. - Oh, love you too.

Hey, you might be able to do whatever you want,

but we can't, so don't leave us to cop your shit.

- You right? - Mm-hm.

No, that sounds good.

-Get Rochelle to book it for us. -Can do.

- Girls under control? - Yep.

So Izzy's recording her vocals today.

We'll drop them into the existing single.

And they start shooting the music video

first thing in the morning.

And they'll be out this quarter?

Yeah, barring any complications.

Good, 'cause I can't take any more

of Gordie's Top 40 bullshit.

That guy needs to get laid.

Yeah. You know what? I'll handle the girls.

Keep them on schedule. It's fine.

Oh, no need.

- Sorry? - Got a little surprise for you.

Margot fucking Murray.

What did I tell ya?

- You surprised or what? - Hi.

The dream team's back together.

- Long time, hey? - Uh-huh.

Last time I saw you, I was getting you coffee.

Yeah, the good old days.

Who's your PA now?

Well, I decided they weren't for me. You were irreplaceable.

So what brings you to town, Teddy?

- Artist management. - Ooh! Exciting times. For who?

Harlow.

Oh.

Well, who better to take them global

than Mr Jetsetter himself?

Stop. You make me blush.

No, I mean it. We've got the biggest man in music right here.

So why don't you go and introduce him to the girls?

Margot.

Margot, should we talk about this?

- All good. - Oh, yeah, you look it.

Wow!

Oh, look!

- Whoa! - Holy...

Finally, the treatment we deserve!

This is insane.

Oh, check out the mixing desk!

Oh, it's amazing.

How do they even know what each button does?

This is so cool!

Look, I thought he would have told you.

Let's just get through this, shall we?

Oh, come on.

Margot...

Screw you.

Right.

Ladies.

I hope the studio is up to your standards.

I would like to introduce you all

to Harlow's new manager, Teddy Pearce.

How fuckin' amazing are you guys?

Whoo!

When Roger asked me to come back,

I couldn't say yes fast enough.

I mean, to work with some of the hottest talent in the world!

- Whoo! - I mean, look at you!

And Chucks, Chuckie, Chuckster. Hi.

It's been a while.

- I'm sorry. Chucks? - Yeah, yeah, long story.

Probably for another time, though.

You look good.

- You look better. - Hmph!

Alright, uh, let's get Izzy in the booth.

- No, no, it's OK. - Come on.

I got this. You take a seat.

Wow! Rude much?

It's alright. Come on.

I know how Margot works.

Rein it in, Lill!

You see, I do things a little differently.

Now, as much as we'd like to take the time

to "find ourselves",

we don't have fuckin' time for that shit.

So...

..sexy rocker.

Seductive ingenue.

- Provocative wild child. - Ooh!

- Bad girl come good. - So original.

Ooh, girl power.

And... Chucks.

I don't know about you yet.

I'm sorry. What is this... shit?

These are your alter egos.

I want to hear them come alive in the song because...

..we're re-recording the whole goddamn single.

- Wait. What? - We're mixing shit up.

- Hell, yeah. - Uh, no.

We should record the song the way we did it.

That's what the label would want.

Of course she brings Daddy into it.

- I'm just stating the facts! - Are you, though?

You know what? Charlie's right.

We're only recording Izzy today.

Not anymore. Chucks, you're up.

Time to find out who you really are.

Because buckle up, ladies.

I'm gonna make you superstars.

♪ 2am and you fall out of love

♪ The look on your face when you notice I'm up... ♪

OK, what now?

OK, I mean, stop... stop channelling other people.

- Don't wanna hear other people. - I'm not.

I just want to hear you! Why is that so hard?

Who are you, Charlie? What do you want?

Just show me who you are. That's it. Go again.

♪ 2am and you fall out of love

♪ The look on your face when you notice I'm up

♪ What's going on?

♪ Thought you said it would stop... ♪

If you're not gonna give me you,

then give me something.

At least create someone.

Make a choice. Be bold! Be daring!

Come on. I mean, you're not giving me anything.

Just give me something, please!

Come on, Charlie.

I know you know what this feels like.

Because it doesn't matter how much you want him to love you,

he's always gonna be focused on something else,

on someone else.

Come on. I want you to tap into that pain, your pain.

That guttural, visceral rejection...

OK, how about we just leave the producing up to...

'Cause he will never love you as much as you love him.

Never.

There.

Sing from there.

One more time. No backing track. Go.

♪ 2am and you fall out of love

♪ The look on your face when you notice I'm up

♪ What's going on? Thought you said it would stop

♪ Can't do this no more, enough is enough... ♪

Whoo!

Alright, now we're cooking.

- You need to back off. - Yeah, right.

OK, who's next?

You cannot be so hard on her.

Did you not hear what I just got out of her?

We don't have time for you

to put your creative little stamp on this, OK?

OK, I know it's hard when the student

takes over from the teacher,

especially when the teacher fucks over the student.

But Roger hired me for a reason, OK?

You don't understand the pressure we're under.

I know that you like being the drill sergeant.

But that's not how us creatives work.

That's why you're out here and I'm in there calling the shots.

Oh, oh!

So, what, you're an artist now, are you?

- She's fine, Margot. - Uh-huh.

Stop treating her like a child.

When she cracks apart, it is on you.

Oh, 'cause nothing's ever your fault, is it?

Roger!

What a surprise.

Just came to see the master at work.

I'm merely your grateful underling, sire.

Speaking of which, I should get back in there.

- Alright, give me a sec. - OK.

You know what? That kid is a liability.

That kid is a genius.

You should have seen him in there with Charlie.

Did he get what he needed out of her?

- That is not the point! - Don't be so precious, Margot.

Just stay out of his way. Let the man work his magic.

No, no. We'll cut that bar.

Hey, here's my girls!

- How you doing, Roger? - Hey.

- How's it going? - Good!

Good. How are you?

Izzy, you're next.

Just pretend I'm not here.

Izzy James back in the studio! Let's go!

Hey. I've pushed the fitting till later,

but we have to move quickly.

Mum wants us to hurry.

OK, let's try the same section as Charlie.

♪ 2am and you fall out of love

♪ The look on your face when you notice I'm up

♪ What's going on? Thought you said it would stop

♪ Can't do this no more, enough is enough, yeah

-♪ They said you were trouble. ♪ -OK, stop.

♪ And I... ♪

It's the opening verse,

so you need to draw us in, make us listen.

OK. Yep.

Alright, we'll go again. Oh, do you mind if I...

Yeah, no, of course.

♪ 2am and you fall out of love

♪ The look on your face when you notice I'm up... ♪

No, stop.

Listen for the click, alright? You're rushing.

We'll go again.

♪ Oh, oh

♪ 2am and you fall out of love... ♪

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can I just, um... I just need...

Relax, Iz.

- You're in your head. - I know.

Alright. Hey, look at me.

Close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

Feel your body.

Connect with your breath.

There's a yearning in this.

A wanting.

Make me feel it.

Alright, good to go.

♪ Ooh, ooh

♪ 2am and you fall out of love

♪ The look on your face when you notice I'm up

♪ Yeah, what's going on? Thought you said it would stop

♪ Can't do this no more, enough is enough

♪ Yeah, they said you were trouble

♪ And I should find another

♪ You gave me pleasure, you gave me pain

♪ Now I'm not the same

♪ Boy, we can play the blame game... ♪

- Hey, Dad. - Oh, hey, bug.

I could have used you in my session this morning.

I was bombing pretty hard.

Oh, it's... it's just easier

when you've worked together before, you know?

Yeah, totally.

Well, you got there in the end. That's what counts.

Well, what would you have said to me?

You got your head sorted?

What?

Margot mentioned you made a bit of a scene.

No, no, I'm... I'm fine.

I just, um... I didn't sleep very well.

Hm, yeah, that's what I thought.

Well, you can't be too stressed. We've barely even started.

Yeah. Yep.

Well, uh, I'll call you tonight.

OK.

Oh, bug?

I don't want to hear about you causing any more drama.

OK, yep.

Ladies, forget what we did yesterday.

Teddy wants bigger, darker, sexier.

- So... - What Teddy wants, Teddy gets.

No, no, no, I rehearsed it, though.

- Let it go. - It's gone.

Like Rory said, I want bigger, darker, sexier.

Fuck, yeah.

Alright, triangle formation, please.

Charlie up front, thank you.

Front and centre.

Show us what you got, Chuckster.

Um, desirable but unattainable.

"You want this, you can't have this." You know the gig.

OK, uh, do you all remember This Girl?

- Yeah. - So we're taking her.

And I'm gonna change it as we go, keeping up with me.

Following me. Five, six, seven, eight.

Go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Go one, two, three and four.

Keep going. One more time.

From the top. Five, six, seven, eight.

Go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Go one. Keeping up. Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Good. Slide is good.

Charlie, drowning in choreography, OK?

We don't have time to just keep going over it

so I need you to get there quickly, OK?

Keep drilling.

Five, six, seven, eight. Go.

Uh, it's not working with Charlie.

We need to do something.

You don't want to give her five more minutes?

This isn't working, OK?

This is your area, so you tell me 'cause right now, it stinks.

- OK. - OK, just... Let's do it, yeah?

Let's just do it.

OK, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

So when we start off, you'll be generic dolls stuck in a box...

- Check. - ..wearing this.

And that covers what exactly?

And then once you bust out of the box,

you'll transform into your alter ego for the group choreography.

Izzy, for instance...

..you'll be wearing...

..this.

- Wow. - What?!

- Did you make this? - Yes.

- Oh, wow. - Oh, my God. That is amazing.

We went with a phoenix rising from the ashes type thing.

- It's cool, huh? - Wow.

Which one's mine?

Oh, Chucks, yours is great.

OK, just to change it up, I just want to see

what it looks like, Charlie and Izzy, swap for me.

Quickly, thank you!

Here we go. Five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Go one, two, three, four. That's more like it.

Heads up from the floor.

Go one, two. Coming forward.

Five, six, seven, eight. Go one.

OK. I buy it, I buy it.

Here we go. Five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three...

You'll be wearing this.

A schoolgirl outfit?

Yeah. Sexy schoolgirl.

You've got glasses too. See?

Put 'em on, take them off, play with them, bite them.

- Here, try. - No, no!

- I don't want your help! - Babe, babe, babe.

- Calm down. - I'm fine. I'm fine!

OK, camera down, camera down.

Why don't you have a look at the shoes?

Why don't you show her the shoes?

You're gonna love the shoes.

Cute, huh?

What do you think?

You OK? Chucks, you OK?

I love it.

- Oh, I'm dead. - Anyone for a tea?

- Shotgun first shower! - No!

♪ In the morning sky... ♪

Oh! You wanna sit in the tree house?

Don't tell me Teddy's not hot.

Mm, I just wanna grab him and maul him.

Fine, he is hot. But he's an idiot.

I mean...

..sexy rocker?

Is there anything about this experience you're into?

I mean... you guys are alright.

Yeah, like, what even is an ingenue?

A virgin.

Why does everyone think that?

I mean, look at you.

I... I wanna be slutty too.

Why the fuck are you looking at me?!

Would you shut up?!

It's one o'clock in the morning!

Ooh! Piss off, Gerald!

We're fucking superstars!

Whoa. Is anyone else frothing on themselves?

- Frothing? - 'Cause I am.

I would have frothed on some more time in the studio.

Well, Roger-dodge loved you, Izzy.

"Breathe. Feel your body."

You better watch out, Chucky.

Izzy might steal your daddy.

- Ew! - What? It's funny.

It's fine!

Not like it's gonna happen anyway.

He's married to a supermodel.

She's not even that hot.

Jeez, you're so uptight!

- Go inside and rub one out. - Babe!

It's fine. I'm going to bed anyway.

Maybe she'll take my advice. Ow!

- Don't say that. - You little bitch!

Here you go.

Whoo-hoo!

Hey, you OK? They were just mucking around.

I'm fine.

I'm sorry about the whole swapping places thing.

It was pretty shit. It...

You didn't seem too fussed at the time, so...

I was just following direction.

- I didn't mean to... - Are we done?

Because I'm really not in the mood

to help you feel better about yourself right now.

I'm trying to help you.

I don't need help from a burnt-out hack

who's trying to screw her way to the top!

Excuse me?!

I saw the way that you looked at him.

Wow.

You're fucked-up. You know that?

One, two, three and four, five... Shit.

OK. Five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three and four, five, six and...

- Oh, fuck. - Charlie!

Six, seven, eight.

One, two, three and four, five, six...

Charlie.

One, two, three and four, five, six, seven...

Shut up!

She's just shiny and new.

What?

Izzy. Your dad.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Listen, I'm normally all for people

handling things on their own,

but we're supposed to be on camera in less than two hours

and you are keeping the whole house up.

So come on.

Let's go. Get it out.

- What? - Whatever this is.

Let's talk it out. Go.

Come at me.

So you don't want to talk about it?

No talking?

One, two, three and four, five, six...

Whatever! It's sick.

One, two...

Go to sleep!

Up.

♪ Old friend of mine

♪ We will never lose the time

- ♪ That we've shared... ♪ - Nope!

♪ All these years... ♪

You think they'd get a house with two bathrooms.

Charlie, get out!

Just wait!

I'll be out in a sec.

If you don't open up,

I'll pee right here on the floor!

Oh, my God. What is wrong with you?

- Can you calm down? - Move.

♪ Through all the twists and bends?

♪ Will you fulfil your dreams... ♪

Hmm.

Fire!

- Oh, that's great. - Morning, Jenny.

-Hang on, wait. What is... -I say fire, you just go for it.

And fire! Yes!

Wow! Well, this is a new development.

Yeah, it's for the 'Monster' thing, right?

Uh-huh. Right.

And fire!

Um, is Roger across this?

Uh, no. Not yet.

He's gonna be thrilled.

And fire! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Whose idea was this?

Oh, great. You're here.

OK, listen. I love what you've done with the dolls.

And the pink shit's great. But they're not just a pop group.

OK? They're light, dark, sweet, nasty.

They're decadent and...

What's wrong? You hate it?

I love it.

What? Come on!

Mr International. You're a fuckin' visionary, mate.

I aim to please, sire.

- The girls are pulling in now. - OK, great.

Holy shit balls!

How did they do all this?

They didn't sleep.

Yeah, they're not the only ones.

So the girls are heading straight into make-up.

Did you want any stills of the shoot?

- No, you can handle that. - OK.

You get a good night's sleep?

I did, actually.

In you go, girls!

Hey.

You need to manage that because he won't.

In you go.

Yeah, I'm not doing that in here.

Well, then go outside and run around.

You've gotta get a handle on your nerves, Lill.

- I know. - It's not the time to pussy out.

I'm not.

You're insane.

Yeah, but, like, good insane.

I don't hear any screaming!

Can they go any tighter?

If you want me to rip your hair out.

- Ally? - Yeah.

- We need you now. - OK.

Yeah, alright, I'll meet you downstairs now. Yeah.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Charlie.

Stop touching your face. No, not you!

Hey. So how are you feeling? You ready?

I didn't hear from you last night.

Oh, yeah! Oh, this looks incredible!

If I stand like this, I look like a sex doll!

Whoo!

- What do you reckon, Teddy? - The spitting image.

OK, let's go for a take.

Now, come alive, my little monsters.

Let's go.

And... action!

♪ 2am and you fall out of love

♪ Oh, why, why, why?

♪ The look on your face when you notice I'm up

♪ Oh, nah, nah, nah

♪ What's going on? Thought you said it would stop

♪ Oh, I-I-I

♪ Can't do this no more, enough is enough

♪ Yeah, they said you were trouble

♪ And I should find another

♪ You gave me pleasure, you gave me pain, now I'm not the same

♪ Boy, we can play the blame game

♪ So keep calling me insane

♪ If that's how you roll, I'll play the role

♪ I'll give you crazy

♪ Caught you out too many times

♪ You brought this creature to life

♪ I-I-I-I am the monster you created

♪ Every time you told me lies

♪ You turned Jekyll into Hyde

♪ I-I-I-I am the monster you created

♪ Say hello to the monster

♪ I-I-I-I am the monster you created

♪ Say hello to the monster

♪ Every time you told me lies

♪ You turned Jekyll into Hyde

♪ I-I-I-I am the monster you created

♪ Say hello to the monster. ♪

Look alive, Chucks.

You're up next.

Nearly there, hon.

You OK?

We can't edit around her.

We're behind, so I think we'll move on soon anyway.

Look up for me.

OK, just give me a minute. Ally, just a sec.

Hm? OK.

What do you need? You want to go outside?

You want to scream? You want to punch something?

- Just tell me. - I'm fine.

It's 10 seconds, Chucks! 10 seconds. That's it.

OK, it's just the schoolgirl thing, it's not gonna work.

Charlie, we don't have time to change it.

OK, we're taking five.

Everyone, we're taking five.

We don't have time for you to find yourself, OK?

Look at me. Decide what you want to be and be it.

She'll take five and we're good to go.

Come on!

Is that your boyfriend?

No, it's your wife.

Come on...

Come on, come on...

Oh, come on, come on, come on.

You never answered my question.

No, I did not.

Come on, come on...

♪ Honey in the morning

♪ Sugar at night

♪ You're my sweet delight

♪ My baby sweet

♪ Baby sweet baby... ♪

Oh, look, we're going into overtime.

Just send anyone home we don't need.

Yep, OK.

♪ In my dreams

♪ Songs for you and me... ♪

♪ My baby sweet

♪ Baby sweet baby... ♪

Get out! Out!

♪ Sugar rush gumdrop... ♪

Must be nice to be back.

Yeah, it is.

Bit of a step up from the pizza shop.

♪ My baby sweet

♪ Baby sweet baby... ♪

Hey. Oi!

Let's get you into wardrobe.

Teddy will call when she's needed.

Izzy, wardrobe.

What the fuck?!

This is who I wanna be.

♪ Honey in the morning, sugar at night

♪ You're my sweet delight

♪ My baby sweet

♪ Baby sweet baby

♪ Bluebirds singing in my dreams

♪ Songs for you and me

♪ My baby sweet

♪ Baby sweet baby

♪ Honey in the morning

♪ Sugar at night

♪ You're my sweet delight

♪ My baby sweet

♪ Baby sweet baby. ♪