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Carmela, don't leave me.

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No. It is not your time.

I will not let you go again.

Carmie?

You're not a freak. You're my best friend.

I believe I broke my unremarkable streak.

You must lead us.

I feel different, like me.

Carmie.

Carmie.

Can you hear me?

Uh, are you okay?

Did Tristan hurt you?

You don't think I could stop a Blended Warrior Fairy?

You he almost ended.

What were you thinking?

I was just trying to protect you.

You have a hero's heart.

- Let me help you. - Rest.

Soon, you'll be back to normal.

- Normal? What is that?

All my life,

I thought that everybody knew exactly who they were,

and I... I tried to fit in, but I was just so different.

And I thought that it was because I was adopted,

but then I turned 13.

And the dreams started.

That was the first clue,

but the fangs were a dead giveaway.

I was alone. I had no one to go to,

no one to tell me what was happening to me.

Why did you leave? Why...

What did I do?

You didn't do anything!

It was the hunters.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through. Move it!

Ow! Hey, I was in line!

I have an urgent situation.

And what is that?

I need the big room, 5A, at 4:00 p.m. tomorrow to hold

the world's greatest comic book sensation.

Do you want to write this down?

Of course.

- Anything else? - Yes.

I'll need a full audio video run-through starting at 3:00

and then a press holding area for the Q and A after,

to keep those animals separate from the real fans.

And a full deli platter for two, vegan.

- Yeah. - Did you get that all?

No.

No to vegan. No to the room.

Nada, nein, nee, b sh $, nahi.

No to Kev. No to everything.

"No" is a tiny word created by small minds

to stop great things.

I don't recognize its existence.

Well, I hope you recognize that an artist

doesn't just get a panel off of one comic.

The traditional path is that that artist finish

his, her, their second novel

and then maybe a small stand for signings.

All I'm hearing is a lot of blah-blah-blah.

What I wanna hear is that you'll be cancelling

the 14th reboot of a worn-out superhero TV premiere

and replace it with new talent who has deigned

to gift your weirdo convention with his new book.

- Ah, you are scary! - You want something?

No! Oh!

Oh, I can do this all day long.

Are you trying to stare me down?

- Mm-hmm - It's on. I will damage you.

- Is that all you got? - Oh, I got more.

Meet me at room 5A at 4:00 p.m.

We are being told a word we do not accept.

It's spelled N-O!

♪

Hold that stare.

I need to answer this.

Meet me at room 5A at 4:00 p.m.

We are being told a word we do not accept.

What? You're the Leanna?

- Yes. You've heard of me? - Heard of you?

I adore you!

I have followed you since "DIY Your Locker."

Sparkles changed my life!

I am so sorry. I thought you were

just some cheap Fan Con cosplay imitating wannabe.

I am a Leanna Lifer!

Okay.

All done. Mr. Burnout Superhero TV Hack is out.

Kev is in.

Thank you. Lifers for life.

Wait. Selfie!

If there is no picture, did it really happen?

♪

♪

Good. You're getting your strength back.

After my father, what did you do?

Traveled from city to city.

One week here, two weeks there.

It was a life on the run.

We couldn't stay with my kind.

They shunned me for marrying a human.

Wow.

Just you and me, a baby. Alone.

It was dangerous.

Mythics weren't as open towards Blendeds as they are now.

Adoption was the only way I could keep you safe.

And Tristan?

Ah.

You came of age,

and I needed to know about you, who you were.

What better way than to have you meet one of your own kind?

A Blended.

Cute one, too.

Cute? I haven't noticed.

"A Vampling called Carmela

will bring humans and Mythics together in

peace."

It was wrong. The Goblin had it wrong.

Carmie's not evil. I knew it.

Ah, still too early to tell, boy. Good, evil...

who can tell which is which these days, right?

I gotta go find Carmie. She needs to know this, so...

No. I... I can't. I can't. I... I can't.

Put the goggles on.

If your daughter's here, you'll see her.

But, what if she doesn't want to see me?

What if she doesn't even remember me? What... What if...

How great would it be if everyone had someone

who could answer their what ifs?

W-Where are you...

Uh

Oh!

Leanna, I need to find Carmie and Kev.

Carmie, who cares? Kev, I just texted him to meet me

in the Green Room 855. I got him the panel.

Yeah, I did that.

We need her.

The natural world order could be altered, like, forever.

Stuff happens.

- I got Kev the big room. - Mm-hmm.

And I need to get his head straight,

and I can't have you or anyone messing with it.

I'm launching an icon!

- Hey, Leanna. - Dylan.

They wanted to show support for Kev.

No. We wanted to get selfies with Meat Man!

- So, what's his new comic about? - I think it might be about me.

- Why you when it could be me? - Uh, where is Kev?

Unavailable. I got him the big room, 5A.

You should go line up. It's SRO.

That's manager talk for "standing room only."

Sorry. Have to run.

Oh. Mm Uh, uh

You're getting weaker. What's happening to you?

You gave your life to save me?

You are the prophecy, not me.

Tristan will use your friends to get to you.

You must get them out of here.

But I can't leave you.

You must. Go!

Now!

Merpeople had the seas.

Goblins, harbours and rivers,

and Vampires protected us at night.

Then humans showed up,

saw our powers, and became afraid.

Humans don't trust what they don't understand.

I trust Carmie.

She is weak,

raised too far from her own kind.

She doesn't see how humans look at us with contempt.

We're freaks, abnormal in their eyes,

but the truth is, you

are the ones to be afraid of.

If the prophecy is fulfilled, all Blendeds

will eventually be gone and only true

Mythics will remain,

just like it was in the beginning.

Hey, who let you in?

No fans backstage.

Pay $20 to get take picture like everyone else.

Leanna!

Cute look, cos-boy. Now, leave!

♪

This ends now.

Ah!

Why are you doing this?

I thought you liked Carmie.

Like? Need. She is the prophecy.

Blendeds and Mythics would've followed her to end

the human era, but the Shapeshifter lied!

She wants to use Carmie for peace.

I want war, and you are my hostages!

Oh.

Sir?

Go away, please.

I don't deserve human companionship.

Good. I'm not human.

I'm undecided.

Well, I can't help you there, kid.

I'm not one who's made many good decisions.

Well, I heard we learn more from our mistakes

than our successes.

♪

I think you might be my father.

I've been looking for you.

♪

- Tristan! - Hey, Vampling. Where you been?

Have you seen Tristan?

No, but good riddance.

That guy is intense. Bad vibes.

I need to find him. He might hurt my friends.

Give me a second.

Whoa. Are you really going to yell for Tristan?

You might destroy this entire place.

I said one of my powers is my voice.

The other is my hearing.

I don't want to go see Kev!

Tell me about your life.

find her, I'm going to kill her!

Found him. Tristan.

He says he's going to kill somebody.

Kev?

Warrior Fairies are powerful. You'll need help.

You guys like humans?

- We love humans. - Some. Most I like,

but there are a few I can't stand.

But in general, we're good with humans.

Then follow me, and let's go save some humans

from this Warrior Fairy!

These humans are living in a fantasy world.

- Selfie? - Yeah, selfie.

- Your costume is fabulous. - Yeah. Sorry.

The kids have been trying to get as many pictures

as they can with cosplayers. Great costume.

- Uh... - Everybody in!

Yeah, and look at the eyes. Wow. Look-it.

It's a great look. Uh, who are you?

I'm the queen of 5,000 years of nights.

Great sense of humour.

So, you're cosplaying the Shapeshifter?

Love the commitment. The red contacts? A true player.

Who's the Shapeshifter?

A minor character in the Mythic series.

Minor?

Nice! Your own special effects!

Oh!

- Oh, whoa! - My! Oh!

You're not feeling well. Well, it's no surprise,

walking around in this costume in this heat all day.

Hey, you know what? We'll get you some water.

- Come on, kids. - Water!

Ugh. You got any kids?

Really?

This is your new one?

Ah.

The Prophecy has arrived.

So, are you going to help me end humans?

Or do I have to end you?

Me and my friends have decided that it's you who needs to end.

Leave them alone, Tristan. They have nothing to do with us.

They're an us? How did I not know this?

- Not important now! - Okay.

We don't need to defeat the humans.

We can live with them.

Why?

Thousands of years living in the shadows

is suddenly going to change?

They hate us 'cause we're different!

Not all! Kev, Dylan, Leanna

I cared for you.

Then stay with me! Do you have any idea

how powerful you could be if you turn Mythic?

Together, we can become rulers of a new and better world,

without them!

We don't have to! We can make a world and live with them!

♪

You have chosen.

♪

- Carmie! - Don't hurt her!

♪

With you gone, I will claim the prophecy.

No!

Ah!

Ah!

Carmie, you will never see 16!

My hero!

Good job, humans.

Yeah. You Blendeds are pretty great, also.

What happened to Cute Boy?

And why can Carmie fly across the room?

It's a long story.

Oh.

House is packed. Open in five.

Okay. Freak zone over.

Um, I need to get my guy ready, and you guys need to leave.

Now! Let's go! Go!

Hey, you can tell me if your new comic book stars a hunter.

You know, like me?

Out!

♪

Carmie!

Mom, Dad. Mom?

Why are those two dressed like you?

Not even.

We're Carmelas.

She's Carmie.

See? I knew it. Kev's Carmela is based on me.

This is our daughter that I was telling you about.

Carmie.

Carmie, this is our new friend, uh

Shapeshifter.

She stays in character.

- Respect! - Whoo! It's Meat Man!

- Meat Man! - Meat Man!

Meat Man.

Meat Man.

I spoke with Mom.

She knows you found me?

Yes. I asked her if I could live with you.

What?

I have another year before I have to choose,

and I thought maybe I could spend it with you, my dad.

- Really? - Yes. She said okay,

but she's coming to stay with us a while.

Check it out.

Oh, Jewel, your mother...

Dad, she's not mad at you.

- Uh - Anymore.

Besides, I'm kind of loving the idea.

Are you ready to have a family?

A family.

♪

I know what you're thinking.

How? Can you also read minds?

You will, too, if you become a Mythic,

but you and only you can make that choice, Carmela.

If the prophecy is true

and I'm the one to unite Mythics and humans,

I have to choose Mythic.

You may have already fulfilled it.

Yeah.

Who knows what greatness you will achieve

as a Mythic or human.

I just want to figure out what I am.

Why? What we are is already perfect.

Really?

I've been around 5,000 years,

and it has proven itself over and over.

Being who we are,

not what you should be,

is the life you're meant to live.

Mm, mm, mm.

Collector, I... I will find your daughter.

Not to worry, my friend.

She found me.

Jewel?

This is Dylan.

Dylan, the greatest monster hunter of all Helsings?

Oh, well, yeah. Yes.

That... that's what I say. They say. You said.

My father's told me all about you.

Uh could we join you?

Uh, yes. Yeah. Sure. Yeah.

Yeah.

♪

None of this... the comic, the panel, the fans...

would have been possible without me.

So you're welcome.

Leanna?

I know. I'm sorry.

I crossed a professional line.

Time to be great.

He's a weird kid.

He hunts things, odd things.

Just like my father.

Nice costume, but you forgot the fangs.

You didn't do your research.

She's scary! I'm not sitting next to her.

Hi.

You have raised Carmela well.

I thank you.

Thank us?

For what?

Mom, Dad

meet my birth mother.

♪

I knew it would happen one day.

It doesn't matter.

I have a family who will never give me up,

never let me down,

and who's never going to desert me.

Did you know I created the Rick roll?

Wait. We have another mom?

Awesome! Selfie!

Comic fans and stans

cosplayers young and old,

welcome Kev, just Kev.

Kev! Kev! Kev! Kev!

Go! Go!

Kev! Kev! Kev! Kev!

Thank you all for supporting my first comic book series,

Carmela: I Don't Bite Yet!

That is so me.

I don't see it.

My new comic is the story of an athlete

whose dreams get interrupted when she finds herself

stuck in the center of a mystery

modern day witch trial.

[crowd murmurs excitedly,

I like witch trials. It's definitely me. I knew it!

And she has powers!

I knew it! It's about me!

Athlete by day, mystery solver and terror of the town by night.

May I introduce Cheer Wolf!

It's her?

Madison?

Whoa. It's perfect.

You know, I captured her once.

♪ Wait to take my shot ♪

♪ Wait to take ♪

♪ Wait to take my shot ♪

♪ Wait to take ♪

♪ Wait to take my shot ♪

♪ Wait to take ♪

Good job, Kev.

They love it.

I knew it!

Kid's got a hit.

And we will sell it exclusively at Hammer and Tong!

That's right.

They love me!

Leanna Lifers for life!

Perfect.

♪

Yeah!

♪

Who knew ninth grade would be so much fun?

Fun? Are you losing your memory already?

It was terrifying.

Yeah. I got to agree with Kev.

Totally insane year.

Well, you're both right,

but I wouldn't change this for anything.

♪

I can't wait to see what happens next.

♪