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♪ I heard ♪

♪ Pretty love songs ♪

♪ Coming from an open window ♪

♪ Today ♪

♪ I stopped ♪

♪ To listen to the love songs ♪

♪ And I had to cry ♪

♪ Why didn't I just walk away? ♪

♪ I knew ♪

♪ All the love songs ♪

♪ Once upon a time we sang them ♪

- Hey. - Morning.

Hap, what is it?

Oh... Trudy.

You think they was trying to find it on their own?

I been wondering the same thing.

926.

This what I hope it is?

Hap?

There's probably a million license plates in that river.

But I got a feeling about this one...

A real good feeling.

Yeah.

Man: Leonard! You awake?

Hello!

Man on TV: The announcement...

I'm not surprised... George Bush, the GOP's nomination,

on the Republican side, for President of the United States...

Leonard!

Leonard, good morning.

Is Julia Childs gonna come from behind the fridge?

This is nothing.

I just thought you, uh, you might be hungry.

Why don't you sit down, and I'll fix you up a plate?

- What the hell happened to my mats? - Oh, they needed to be washed.

How come you don't use the ones that I bought you?

They look nice, don't they?

Look like rainbow sherbet threw up on 'em.

I put... I put cayenne in the batter already,

because I know... 'cause I know you like spice.

Yeah, I like spice.

Can't taste it unless my ass on fire.

♪ Come back, little darlin' ♪

Why wasn't the spirit of the '60s sustainable, Hap?

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure

the marijuana might've had something to do with that.

I told you he wouldn't take this seriously.

You're just slinging a lot of jazzy words around,

and I haven't even had a coffee yet.

You know much about how corporations work?

- Can't say that I do. - Howard does.

Howard knows all about it.

Well, let's say I had a lot of time to read up on things inside,

focusing on their tactics for success...

Infrastructure, growth, diversification...

Strategies that were never truly applied to...

Canvassing.

- Activism. - Activism.

Our movements fell apart because they weren't held together

by anything other than idealism.

We'll take the money from the heist

as our seed investment.

That starts the corporation, so to speak.

We are essentially its board members.

Our goals will be as they've always been...

Fighting for equality, fighting against the man,

fighting against corruption.

Only now, we'll have the means to fight back.

Yeah, I'm seeing an octopus with a-a little triangle hat, maybe.

Gee, in case you hadn't noticed, Hap, your buddy's not here right now.

And our appetite for sarcasm

- isn't quite as bottomless. - Oh.

- Hap. - Hmm?

You know what makes the world go round... Money and connections.

Howard's put in time all across the U.S...

Voter outreach, community organizing, lectures.

Those towns, those people he's worked with for years,

they'll be our partners.

In jazzy business terms, that's infrastructure.

- Oh. - Ten years ago,

Greenpeace was just a couple of activists

kicking around in an old fishing boat

with nothing but a stack full of flyers.

Look at 'em now.

Who says we can't do that?

Hey, Trudy, you still want me to take your shift later?

Because Earl wants to go drinking with his buddies,

and I got the baby again.

- That's okay. I can do that. - Thanks. I appreciate it.

Okay, say...

say I was interested.

How...

how would I fit in to all... All of that?

Read my lips. No new taxes.

I will keep America moving forward...

I really hope this man does a better job than Reagan did.

Bad actor, even worse of a president.

The hell you talking about?

Reagan was a damn good actor.

How 'bout the movie he made with the monkey?

That was ahead of its time.

No, that was out of touch,

just like Reagan.

And you, you're just arguing for the sake of arguing.

Must run in the family.

You don't know my family.

I changed your uncle's bedpan while you and your boyfriend

were off building forts and playing cowboy.

You want to know what Chester was eating for lunch and dinner, Leonard?

Cat food. That's how he was living.

I didn't know.

Of course you didn't, because he pushed you away.

He pushes everybody away, like his nephew.

See, that must run in the family too.

Mm.

- Yeah? - Hey. You ready to dive?

- You found the car? - Nope.

No, I'm just nostalgic to see

your black ass in swim trunks again.

Leonard, you there?

I don't know, Hap.

I gotta mull over this hippie scavenger hunt of yours.

Why are you whispering? Raoul with you?

Why, you jealous?

I know, a hard dick knows no conscience.

Tell me about it.

You're gonna need to bring your guns with you.

Thought you didn't like my guns.

I don't like gators trying to eat my face either.

- What kind of time can you get here? - Told you I had to mull it over.

- Now, let me mull. - Well, don't mull too long.

A mull takes as long as a mull takes.

Perfect.

See you at 2:00, then.

This is a good look on you.

What, broke, tired, and sweatin'?

Yeah, sexy.

You just like to see a man on his knees.

It was good last night.

It's always good.

It's us.

Yeah, but it was...

felt different, I guess.

It was that gator.

Yeah. Yeah, I paid him 20 bucks

to throw you in the water and scare you half to death.

Maybe it just felt like it used to.

Just can't get enough of him.

- Aw, he grows on ya. - Like a fungus.

- Okay, I'm out of here. - Hey, thanks.

Trudy.

That uniform, you working for some chain,

don't feel like you.

The faster you find that money, the faster I can burn this thing.

- Hmm. - Good luck out there.

Make me proud... Maybe we'll go gator hunting again.

- And, Hap. - Hmm?

Please think on what we were talking about.

- The sex? - Changing the world.

- You ready? - Don't I look ready?

More like a man's got the blood drained into his dick.

How's your Uncle Chester?

He all right. Stopped calling me "faggot."

- Oh. - Then again, he can't talk.

Man on radio: Police still have no clues in the brutal murder

of a local Marvel Creek police officer whose...

♪ People in motion ♪

♪ People in motion ♪

- ♪ For those who come ♪ - ♪ For those ♪

- ♪ To San Francisco ♪ - ♪ To San Francisco ♪

♪ Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair ♪

There are options.

You can always move to Canada.

You can be a conscientious objector.

What you don't want to do is refuse to go.

That's where things get... difficult.

- What are we talking about? - Prison.

The right path isn't always the easiest one.

Hap: We need to think about this.

- What? - Ain't a time machine, Hap.

What's not?

That piece-of-shit hippie van back there.

You trying to tell me something?

I'm trying to tell you, you can't go back.

- Can I have the radio on again? - Just try.

Try.

Playing that shit in my truck... Gonna make me crash on purpose.

- Woman on radio: Alpha 527. - Man on radio: Alpha 527...

Woman on radio: Please be alert for any suspicious behavior.

Search all vehicles.

Any bright ideas?

You got a quarter?

Yeah, I saw a couple of real suspicious-looking characters.

- Woman: Where'd you see them? - Yeah, uh, in the parking lot

of the old lumber yard.

- How long ago was this? - About ten minutes ago, ma'am.

- All right, we'll send someone. - Yeah.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Have a good day, y'all. - Bye-bye.

Say, uh, what's the name of that movie

with Ronald Reagan and the monkey?

- "Bedtime for Bonzo." - Ah.

Bonzo was good. Movie was terrible.

Never saw it.

"Hap Collins. Outlaw."

I do what I can.

♪ If there's a way to make me change your mind ♪

♪ Tell me now before you walk out the door ♪

♪ If you could start it all over ♪

♪ Try it again, maybe I could get you to see ♪

Come on, Kay, screw your head on straight.

Are my little meow meows hungry?

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitties!

Man on TV: And I'll warn you again,

I have too much furniture in my superstore,

and if I can't give it away,

I'm just gon' have to burn it up...

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

Kitties?

Meow, meow, meow.

Kitty kitty.

Man on TV: Come on down to Beau's Discount Furniture.

Ahh!

Oh!

What are you doing in my... Oh!

Oh, God! Who... who are you?

What are you doing to me?

Oh. Oh, no, no!

Man: Whatcha got out there, baby?

Oh, you find yourself something to play with?

Woman: Help me! Help! Oh, God!

Man: Yeah, that's right.

Show it to me, baby.

There's really no use trying to scamper.

Angel has her way, if she wants it.

No! Oh, God!

You go to sleep, sweetheart.

I'm so sorry about the mess,

but we needed a place to pass some time, so...

Plus my girlfriend just loves kitties.

Oh, come on.

Recording: Please hang up and try your call again.

That is a big-ass river.

Oh, what is that smell?

Gator bait.

Here. Shortening.

You want any salt and pepper with that, some garlic maybe?

Shit, I thought the chickens were the bait.

It's called insulation, dumbass.

The river's cold, and down deep, it's colder.

Cold screws with your head.

Maybe I should do the diving and you should do the shooting.

Don't go getting all "save the gators" on me.

Not now, please.

What if I was to just shoot near 'em.

You shoot that gator in the head.

Anything else, you just making 'em mad.

So what was you and Miss "Stand By Your Man" talking about back there?

Same thing you and Raoul talk about, minus the extra dick.

Bullshit.

Hey, Howard told me what the plan was this morning.

- And? - It's complicated.

Ah...

Well?

Nothing. I can't see a damn thing.

- And cold, huh? - Nuts must look like raisins.

Is that before or after you went in?

Very funny.

So what's this plan of Howard's, anyway?

They just don't want to do it like they did in the '60s, that's all.

What, no jam bands?

Howard's been studying corporations...

You know, how they work...

Infrastructure, um, diversification, shit like that.

Yeah, I know how it work.

They hire white folks and bend black folks

over the barrel without no grease.

Always been that way.

Hmm.

I know you not believing this shit they talking.

Here, I'll do the next dive.

You know, the world don't run on fairy dust, Hap.

Nope.

Runs on money.

So let's see if we can find some, huh?

Remember, don't stay down too long.

Hap, I'm serious.

Hap! Hap!

Hap: How does it make an impact if no one knows about it?

We'll make sure everyone knows about it.

It'll be a huge statement

that you're willing to do something like this,

something so fearless.

Hap: But... but we're talking about prison, Trudy.

Two years is... is a long time.

Trudy: But I'll be here when you get out.

- Hey, shithead. - Leonard: Shithead!

Shithead.

Come on, turn over. Come on.

Come on, say something.

Come on, say something, say something.

Hey, buddy.

I think I found something.

You asshole.

Man on TV: We're initiating a stop-and-question policy,

and a cash reward's being offered to anyone

who provides information that leads to arrest.

Now, no further comments at this time.

- Hey. - Any luck?

Not with the money, no,

but I think I know what I'm gonna be wearing to Halloween this year.

Softboy. Holy... Whoo! You found the car!

I found it, all right.

Yeah, nearly took it for a damn spin.

It's gonna be real hard to get at, though.

It's deep. Gon' need some gear.

All right, then. All right, we're in business.

We might have a little bit of a problem here.

There's been another murder... A woman.

This whole town's gonna be swarming with police by morning, so...

Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go get it.

♪ Dancing through my work of today ♪

♪ Found love I knew you'd stay ♪

♪ When I saw you, first I thought ♪

♪ That no one other could see my heart ♪

♪ Found love what you say ♪

♪ Found love true today ♪

All clear by me.

Same here. We're all clear.

Over.

- Jesus! - Sorry.

- Maybe you should just hand me this gun. - I'll be more careful.

Paco, we're all alone.

River's all clear, at least for now. We are good to go.

Got it. Over and out.

Let's do this.

- Oh, no! - Get down.

Shh.

♪ Everything's gonna be all right... ♪

God damn!

That felt like something out of a movie.

My adrenaline's going crazy.

See what happens when you work as a team?

Trudy: I told you Hap would find it.

Hey, shh. Hey.

- Paco: Who left the gate open? - Uh-oh.

Leonard: Goddamned Bible thumper.

He must've heard about the reward money.

Howard: Shit, no telling how many cops or roadblocks are out there.

We need to get out of this county,

find someplace to lay low for a while.

Hey, uh, we could always go to Leonard's place.

- What? - My place too small.

Back it up, Hap.

Get us outta here.

Up here.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Watch my damn table.

Okay.

We can get you a new table, man.

Trudy: Leonard, where are your glasses?

In the cupboard right over there.

- All right. - Here, whiskey.

- Howard: We got them skinny numbers? - Leonard: Keep it on the plastic.

- Fire 'em up. - Hap, where you going?

- Aw, yeah. - All right.

Mm, mm, mm.

Hey, man.

Want a hit?

No, no thanks. That shit gives you tits.

You seen that dude Jerry Garcia?

Man got D cups.

- Oh. - Here you go.

Get that in ya.

Tonight... this is a victory for all of us.

Cheers.

Yeah, thanks.

You're a whiskey, man.

Don't I know it.

Crack a window! Smell like Woodstock in here.

- Hey. - Nah, no, brother.

It give... makes me paranoid.

Ah, paranoia just means having all the facts, man.

Huh?

- Burroughs. - Oh, right.

Yeah.

Give that to him.

Ahh. Mm.

Hell, no. Hell, no.

Everything in my house is off-limits to you.

That's the rule.

Now go on.

♪ It's America, love it or leave it ♪

Ugh!

♪ Well, I'm getting mighty tired of seeing hippies running wild ♪

♪ And burning down the schools, stepping on the flag... ♪

Are you serious, Leonard? You actually own this?

Play it all the time.

Great harmonies.

♪ Some folks think it's okay, but I wasn't raised that way ♪

♪ And I won't be satisfied till I've had my say ♪

All: ♪ It's America ♪

♪ You got no right to deceive it... ♪

♪ You'd better believe it ♪

♪ Good men gave their lives ♪

♪ So we could live to see it ♪

All: ♪ It's America, love it or leave it ♪

Let me try. Let me try.

♪ Love it or leave it ♪

Mm-hmm.

- Oh. - You did it, Hap.

No, we did it.

You and me, just like the old times.

New times, honey. New times.

- ♪ Hear that new girl came to town ♪ - Chub: Trudy.

♪ Now your baby's nowhere ♪

♪ Nowhere around ♪

♪ Love's a game, you're in it ♪

♪ And you were so proud of it ♪

♪ Someone you can depend on ♪

♪ Someone you can rely on ♪

♪ No matter what you say ♪

♪ He won't come back ♪

♪ Baby, baby ♪

♪ Baby ♪

Trudy: Be brave, sugar.

Can you hold on one second, sir?

What?

I refuse to serve, based on principle.

What did you say?

I refuse to serve, based on principle.

Line's over there.

♪ My windowpane... ♪

So what's next for Hap Collins?

That's a big question.

You've had your whole life to think about it.

♪ I met a cop today... ♪

I'm looking for an answer, sugar...

Preferably a good one.

Listen, I-I'm all for changing the world and all,

and I think what you guys have been talking about is just...

But I don't think I want to run away from everything

just yet and join the circus,

however exciting that circus is.

So you still think that this is all just a big joke?

No.

No, no, no, no, no, that's... That's not what I mean.

I'm sorry. You know me, baby, I...

I'm not always good with words.

You have your moments.

I just want to be with you.

Not the whole... package.

Just you.

You understand?

Shh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

What?

- No, no. - It's mulch.

No.

Don't think about it.

Think about what?

Whatever it is you're thinking about.

This time tomorrow,

we are gonna have a bucket-load of cash,

foot massages on a beach somewhere,

little cucumber rings on our eyes.

Boys, it looks like the shoe's on the other foot.

Howard...

I don't even know what that means in this context.

It means we're taking all the money,

and if you try to stop us, we'll kill you.

Goddamn it, Hap.

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