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Trudy. 15 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,831 You think they was trying to find it on their own? 16 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,448 I been wondering the same thing. 17 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,215 926. 18 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:47,627 This what I hope it is? 19 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,500 Hap? 20 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:52,665 There's probably a million license plates in that river. 21 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:56,974 But I got a feeling about this one... 22 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,008 A real good feeling. 23 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:11,922 Yeah. 24 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,094 Man: Leonard! You awake? 25 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:24,061 Hello! 26 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,832 Man on TV: The announcement... 27 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:32,937 I'm not surprised... George Bush, the GOP's nomination, 28 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:35,505 on the Republican side, for President of the United States... 29 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,178 Leonard! 30 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:41,946 Leonard, good morning. 31 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,355 Is Julia Childs gonna come from behind the fridge? 32 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:47,354 This is nothing. 33 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:51,988 I just thought you, uh, you might be hungry. 34 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:54,831 Why don't you sit down, and I'll fix you up a plate? 35 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:58,703 - What the hell happened to my mats? - Oh, they needed to be washed. 36 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,935 How come you don't use the ones that I bought you? 37 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,000 They look nice, don't they? 38 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,705 Look like rainbow sherbet threw up on 'em. 39 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:18,782 I put... I put cayenne in the batter already, 40 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,727 because I know... 'cause I know you like spice. 41 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,061 Yeah, I like spice. 42 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,362 Can't taste it unless my ass on fire. 43 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:36,573 ♪ Come back, little darlin' ♪ 44 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,876 Why wasn't the spirit of the '60s sustainable, Hap? 45 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,578 I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure 46 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,110 the marijuana might've had something to do with that. 47 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,952 I told you he wouldn't take this seriously. 48 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,823 You're just slinging a lot of jazzy words around, 49 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:54,726 and I haven't even had a coffee yet. 50 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:57,629 You know much about how corporations work? 51 00:04:57,664 --> 00:05:00,156 - Can't say that I do. - Howard does. 52 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:01,724 Howard knows all about it. 53 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:05,227 Well, let's say I had a lot of time to read up on things inside, 54 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:07,764 focusing on their tactics for success... 55 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,539 Infrastructure, growth, diversification... 56 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:13,944 Strategies that were never truly applied to... 57 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,039 Canvassing. 58 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,640 - Activism. - Activism. 59 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:19,050 Our movements fell apart because they weren't held together 60 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:21,918 by anything other than idealism. 61 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,892 We'll take the money from the heist 62 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:27,417 as our seed investment. 63 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:30,862 That starts the corporation, so to speak. 64 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:33,298 We are essentially its board members. 65 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,859 Our goals will be as they've always been... 66 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:39,304 Fighting for equality, fighting against the man, 67 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,309 fighting against corruption. 68 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,642 Only now, we'll have the means to fight back. 69 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:51,816 Yeah, I'm seeing an octopus with a-a little triangle hat, maybe. 70 00:05:56,690 --> 00:06:00,320 Gee, in case you hadn't noticed, Hap, your buddy's not here right now. 71 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,387 And our appetite for sarcasm 72 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:05,899 - isn't quite as bottomless. - Oh. 73 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:08,133 - Hap. - Hmm? 74 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:12,161 You know what makes the world go round... Money and connections. 75 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,071 Howard's put in time all across the U.S... 76 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:17,635 Voter outreach, community organizing, lectures. 77 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,909 Those towns, those people he's worked with for years, 78 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:23,382 they'll be our partners. 79 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:26,875 In jazzy business terms, that's infrastructure. 80 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,320 - Oh. - Ten years ago, 81 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,699 Greenpeace was just a couple of activists 82 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,715 kicking around in an old fishing boat 83 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,556 with nothing but a stack full of flyers. 84 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,892 Look at 'em now. 85 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,864 Who says we can't do that? 86 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,233 Hey, Trudy, you still want me to take your shift later? 87 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:44,247 Because Earl wants to go drinking with his buddies, 88 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:45,967 and I got the baby again. 89 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:48,668 - That's okay. I can do that. - Thanks. I appreciate it. 90 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,570 Okay, say... 91 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:57,942 say I was interested. 92 00:06:57,984 --> 00:06:59,612 How... 93 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:03,885 how would I fit in to all... All of that? 94 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:10,120 Read my lips. No new taxes. 95 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,396 I will keep America moving forward... 96 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:17,234 I really hope this man does a better job than Reagan did. 97 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,104 Bad actor, even worse of a president. 98 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:24,104 The hell you talking about? 99 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,636 Reagan was a damn good actor. 100 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:29,012 How 'bout the movie he made with the monkey? 101 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,980 That was ahead of its time. 102 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:36,080 No, that was out of touch, 103 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,954 just like Reagan. 104 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:41,655 And you, you're just arguing for the sake of arguing. 105 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:45,359 Must run in the family. 106 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,298 You don't know my family. 107 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,633 I changed your uncle's bedpan while you and your boyfriend 108 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:51,399 were off building forts and playing cowboy. 109 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,635 You want to know what Chester was eating for lunch and dinner, Leonard? 110 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:58,270 Cat food. That's how he was living. 111 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:01,308 I didn't know. 112 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:04,045 Of course you didn't, because he pushed you away. 113 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:07,417 He pushes everybody away, like his nephew. 114 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:10,049 See, that must run in the family too. 115 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:18,858 Mm. 116 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:31,311 - Yeah? - Hey. You ready to dive? 117 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,040 - You found the car? - Nope. 118 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,605 No, I'm just nostalgic to see 119 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:37,913 your black ass in swim trunks again. 120 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,249 Leonard, you there? 121 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,281 I don't know, Hap. 122 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,884 I gotta mull over this hippie scavenger hunt of yours. 123 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:50,795 Why are you whispering? Raoul with you? 124 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,162 Why, you jealous? 125 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:57,860 I know, a hard dick knows no conscience. 126 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:59,964 Tell me about it. 127 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,168 You're gonna need to bring your guns with you. 128 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,904 Thought you didn't like my guns. 129 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:06,538 I don't like gators trying to eat my face either. 130 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:09,549 - What kind of time can you get here? - Told you I had to mull it over. 131 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:12,416 - Now, let me mull. - Well, don't mull too long. 132 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,977 A mull takes as long as a mull takes. 133 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,853 Perfect. 134 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,621 See you at 2:00, then. 135 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,203 This is a good look on you. 136 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,506 What, broke, tired, and sweatin'? 137 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,705 Yeah, sexy. 138 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,647 You just like to see a man on his knees. 139 00:10:57,624 --> 00:11:00,025 It was good last night. 140 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,051 It's always good. 141 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:04,120 It's us. 142 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,190 Yeah, but it was... 143 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,003 felt different, I guess. 144 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,563 It was that gator. 145 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:19,042 Yeah. Yeah, I paid him 20 bucks 146 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:22,879 to throw you in the water and scare you half to death. 147 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:28,344 Maybe it just felt like it used to. 148 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,485 Just can't get enough of him. 149 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,895 - Aw, he grows on ya. - Like a fungus. 150 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,631 - Okay, I'm out of here. - Hey, thanks. 151 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,336 Trudy. 152 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:51,333 That uniform, you working for some chain, 153 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,006 don't feel like you. 154 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,848 The faster you find that money, the faster I can burn this thing. 155 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,513 - Hmm. - Good luck out there. 156 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:04,815 Make me proud... Maybe we'll go gator hunting again. 157 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,397 - And, Hap. - Hmm? 158 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,593 Please think on what we were talking about. 159 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,932 - The sex? - Changing the world. 160 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,646 - You ready? - Don't I look ready? 161 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,244 More like a man's got the blood drained into his dick. 162 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,256 How's your Uncle Chester? 163 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,485 He all right. Stopped calling me "faggot." 164 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,528 - Oh. - Then again, he can't talk. 165 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,629 Man on radio: Police still have no clues in the brutal murder 166 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,437 of a local Marvel Creek police officer whose... 167 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,906 ♪ People in motion ♪ 168 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:08,614 ♪ People in motion ♪ 169 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,989 - ♪ For those who come ♪ - ♪ For those ♪ 170 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:16,996 - ♪ To San Francisco ♪ - ♪ To San Francisco ♪ 171 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:21,468 ♪ Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair ♪ 172 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,731 There are options. 173 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:29,038 You can always move to Canada. 174 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:32,443 You can be a conscientious objector. 175 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,414 What you don't want to do is refuse to go. 176 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:39,613 That's where things get... difficult. 177 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,952 - What are we talking about? - Prison. 178 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,481 The right path isn't always the easiest one. 179 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:50,695 Hap: We need to think about this. 180 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,995 - What? - Ain't a time machine, Hap. 181 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,503 What's not? 182 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,847 That piece-of-shit hippie van back there. 183 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,499 You trying to tell me something? 184 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,270 I'm trying to tell you, you can't go back. 185 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,740 - Can I have the radio on again? - Just try. 186 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,008 Try. 187 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,788 Playing that shit in my truck... Gonna make me crash on purpose. 188 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,832 - Woman on radio: Alpha 527. - Man on radio: Alpha 527... 189 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,306 Woman on radio: Please be alert for any suspicious behavior. 190 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,595 Search all vehicles. 191 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,225 Any bright ideas? 192 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,634 You got a quarter? 193 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:16,413 Yeah, I saw a couple of real suspicious-looking characters. 194 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,044 - Woman: Where'd you see them? - Yeah, uh, in the parking lot 195 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,747 of the old lumber yard. 196 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,313 - How long ago was this? - About ten minutes ago, ma'am. 197 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,017 - All right, we'll send someone. - Yeah. 198 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,389 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 199 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,418 - Have a good day, y'all. - Bye-bye. 200 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,335 Say, uh, what's the name of that movie 201 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,607 with Ronald Reagan and the monkey? 202 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,477 - "Bedtime for Bonzo." - Ah. 203 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,680 Bonzo was good. Movie was terrible. 204 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,744 Never saw it. 205 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:16,703 "Hap Collins. Outlaw." 206 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,768 I do what I can. 207 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,138 ♪ If there's a way to make me change your mind ♪ 208 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,688 ♪ Tell me now before you walk out the door ♪ 209 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,462 ♪ If you could start it all over ♪ 210 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:45,699 ♪ Try it again, maybe I could get you to see ♪ 211 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,755 Come on, Kay, screw your head on straight. 212 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,830 Are my little meow meows hungry? 213 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:19,168 Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitties! 214 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,833 Man on TV: And I'll warn you again, 215 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,900 I have too much furniture in my superstore, 216 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,002 and if I can't give it away, 217 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,378 I'm just gon' have to burn it up... 218 00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:30,440 Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. 219 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:33,008 Kitties? 220 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,351 Meow, meow, meow. 221 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,118 Kitty kitty. 222 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,988 Man on TV: Come on down to Beau's Discount Furniture. 223 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:53,764 Ahh! 224 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,833 Oh! 225 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,172 What are you doing in my... Oh! 226 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,686 Oh, God! Who... who are you? 227 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,244 What are you doing to me? 228 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,882 Oh. Oh, no, no! 229 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,654 Man: Whatcha got out there, baby? 230 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,529 Oh, you find yourself something to play with? 231 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:26,038 Woman: Help me! Help! Oh, God! 232 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,438 Man: Yeah, that's right. 233 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,416 Show it to me, baby. 234 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,786 There's really no use trying to scamper. 235 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,283 Angel has her way, if she wants it. 236 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,231 No! Oh, God! 237 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,303 You go to sleep, sweetheart. 238 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,973 I'm so sorry about the mess, 239 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:11,746 but we needed a place to pass some time, so... 240 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,652 Plus my girlfriend just loves kitties. 241 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,687 Oh, come on. 242 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,724 Recording: Please hang up and try your call again. 243 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,647 That is a big-ass river. 244 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,323 Oh, what is that smell? 245 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,726 Gator bait. 246 00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:19,675 Here. Shortening. 247 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:25,224 You want any salt and pepper with that, some garlic maybe? 248 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,783 Shit, I thought the chickens were the bait. 249 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,988 It's called insulation, dumbass. 250 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,624 The river's cold, and down deep, it's colder. 251 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,294 Cold screws with your head. 252 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,596 Maybe I should do the diving and you should do the shooting. 253 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,665 Don't go getting all "save the gators" on me. 254 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,074 Not now, please. 255 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,272 What if I was to just shoot near 'em. 256 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,008 You shoot that gator in the head. 257 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,073 Anything else, you just making 'em mad. 258 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,784 So what was you and Miss "Stand By Your Man" talking about back there? 259 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:59,588 Same thing you and Raoul talk about, minus the extra dick. 260 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:00,923 Bullshit. 261 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:06,857 Hey, Howard told me what the plan was this morning. 262 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,663 - And? - It's complicated. 263 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:44,903 Ah... 264 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,139 Well? 265 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:57,207 Nothing. I can't see a damn thing. 266 00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:59,980 - And cold, huh? - Nuts must look like raisins. 267 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,011 Is that before or after you went in? 268 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,387 Very funny. 269 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,653 So what's this plan of Howard's, anyway? 270 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,686 They just don't want to do it like they did in the '60s, that's all. 271 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,561 What, no jam bands? 272 00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:15,328 Howard's been studying corporations... 273 00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:16,995 You know, how they work... 274 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:21,064 Infrastructure, um, diversification, shit like that. 275 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,836 Yeah, I know how it work. 276 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:25,367 They hire white folks and bend black folks 277 00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:27,346 over the barrel without no grease. 278 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,007 Always been that way. 279 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,983 Hmm. 280 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,043 I know you not believing this shit they talking. 281 00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,886 Here, I'll do the next dive. 282 00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:45,821 You know, the world don't run on fairy dust, Hap. 283 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,398 Nope. 284 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:50,027 Runs on money. 285 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,061 So let's see if we can find some, huh? 286 00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:56,732 Remember, don't stay down too long. 287 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,075 Hap, I'm serious. 288 00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:47,614 Hap! Hap! 289 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:06,971 Hap: How does it make an impact if no one knows about it? 290 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:11,000 We'll make sure everyone knows about it. 291 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:12,739 It'll be a huge statement 292 00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:16,339 that you're willing to do something like this, 293 00:25:16,382 --> 00:25:18,180 something so fearless. 294 00:25:18,217 --> 00:25:21,381 Hap: But... but we're talking about prison, Trudy. 295 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:25,754 Two years is... is a long time. 296 00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:28,784 Trudy: But I'll be here when you get out. 297 00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:40,833 - Hey, shithead. - Leonard: Shithead! 298 00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:43,506 Shithead. 299 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,374 Come on, turn over. Come on. 300 00:25:45,411 --> 00:25:47,778 Come on, say something. 301 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,777 Come on, say something, say something. 302 00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:54,115 Hey, buddy. 303 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,145 I think I found something. 304 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,149 You asshole. 305 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,765 Man on TV: We're initiating a stop-and-question policy, 306 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:10,564 and a cash reward's being offered to anyone 307 00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:12,628 who provides information that leads to arrest. 308 00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:15,367 Now, no further comments at this time. 309 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:18,468 - Hey. - Any luck? 310 00:26:18,544 --> 00:26:20,069 Not with the money, no, 311 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:24,243 but I think I know what I'm gonna be wearing to Halloween this year. 312 00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:31,353 Softboy. Holy... Whoo! You found the car! 313 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:33,120 I found it, all right. 314 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:35,161 Yeah, nearly took it for a damn spin. 315 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:36,856 It's gonna be real hard to get at, though. 316 00:26:36,895 --> 00:26:38,887 It's deep. Gon' need some gear. 317 00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:41,627 All right, then. All right, we're in business. 318 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:43,795 We might have a little bit of a problem here. 319 00:26:43,869 --> 00:26:46,862 There's been another murder... A woman. 320 00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:51,036 This whole town's gonna be swarming with police by morning, so... 321 00:26:51,076 --> 00:26:54,046 Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go get it. 322 00:27:11,697 --> 00:27:14,861 ♪ Dancing through my work of today ♪ 323 00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:18,335 ♪ Found love I knew you'd stay ♪ 324 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:21,568 ♪ When I saw you, first I thought ♪ 325 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,768 ♪ That no one other could see my heart ♪ 326 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:28,644 ♪ Found love what you say ♪ 327 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:33,175 ♪ Found love true today ♪ 328 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:50,568 All clear by me. 329 00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:53,563 Same here. We're all clear. 330 00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:54,971 Over. 331 00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:58,566 - Jesus! - Sorry. 332 00:27:58,644 --> 00:28:01,443 - Maybe you should just hand me this gun. - I'll be more careful. 333 00:28:07,653 --> 00:28:09,713 Paco, we're all alone. 334 00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:13,692 River's all clear, at least for now. We are good to go. 335 00:28:13,725 --> 00:28:15,694 Got it. Over and out. 336 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,728 Let's do this. 337 00:30:06,772 --> 00:30:08,604 - Oh, no! - Get down. 338 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,040 Shh. 339 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:35,854 ♪ Everything's gonna be all right... ♪ 340 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,230 God damn! 341 00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:48,036 That felt like something out of a movie. 342 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:51,532 My adrenaline's going crazy. 343 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:53,442 See what happens when you work as a team? 344 00:31:53,512 --> 00:31:55,378 Trudy: I told you Hap would find it. 345 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,474 Hey, shh. Hey. 346 00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:11,919 - Paco: Who left the gate open? - Uh-oh. 347 00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:15,925 Leonard: Goddamned Bible thumper. 348 00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:18,427 He must've heard about the reward money. 349 00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:22,339 Howard: Shit, no telling how many cops or roadblocks are out there. 350 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:24,000 We need to get out of this county, 351 00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:26,204 find someplace to lay low for a while. 352 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:28,770 Hey, uh, we could always go to Leonard's place. 353 00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:32,881 - What? - My place too small. 354 00:32:32,918 --> 00:32:34,614 Back it up, Hap. 355 00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:36,451 Get us outta here. 356 00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:04,047 Up here. 357 00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:05,481 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 358 00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:07,679 Watch my damn table. 359 00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:14,456 Okay. 360 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,553 We can get you a new table, man. 361 00:33:16,628 --> 00:33:18,494 Trudy: Leonard, where are your glasses? 362 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,522 In the cupboard right over there. 363 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,964 - All right. - Here, whiskey. 364 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:28,337 - Howard: We got them skinny numbers? - Leonard: Keep it on the plastic. 365 00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:31,639 - Fire 'em up. - Hap, where you going? 366 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:36,209 - Aw, yeah. - All right. 367 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:40,714 Mm, mm, mm. 368 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,022 Hey, man. 369 00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:52,792 Want a hit? 370 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,197 No, no thanks. That shit gives you tits. 371 00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:57,634 You seen that dude Jerry Garcia? 372 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,694 Man got D cups. 373 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:01,400 - Oh. - Here you go. 374 00:34:06,411 --> 00:34:07,709 Get that in ya. 375 00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:13,582 Tonight... this is a victory for all of us. 376 00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:14,950 Cheers. 377 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:18,652 Yeah, thanks. 378 00:34:20,325 --> 00:34:21,793 You're a whiskey, man. 379 00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:27,130 Don't I know it. 380 00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:30,600 Crack a window! Smell like Woodstock in here. 381 00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:32,365 - Hey. - Nah, no, brother. 382 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:34,339 It give... makes me paranoid. 383 00:34:34,372 --> 00:34:38,070 Ah, paranoia just means having all the facts, man. 384 00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:39,168 Huh? 385 00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:41,509 - Burroughs. - Oh, right. 386 00:34:41,546 --> 00:34:42,741 Yeah. 387 00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:45,182 Give that to him. 388 00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:54,325 Ahh. Mm. 389 00:34:56,561 --> 00:34:58,860 Hell, no. Hell, no. 390 00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:03,891 Everything in my house is off-limits to you. 391 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,767 That's the rule. 392 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:07,170 Now go on. 393 00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:37,629 ♪ It's America, love it or leave it ♪ 394 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,297 Ugh! 395 00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:41,816 ♪ Well, I'm getting mighty tired of seeing hippies running wild ♪ 396 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,833 ♪ And burning down the schools, stepping on the flag... ♪ 397 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:49,645 Are you serious, Leonard? You actually own this? 398 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:52,173 Play it all the time. 399 00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:53,845 Great harmonies. 400 00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:57,481 ♪ Some folks think it's okay, but I wasn't raised that way ♪ 401 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:02,894 ♪ And I won't be satisfied till I've had my say ♪ 402 00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:04,827 All: ♪ It's America ♪ 403 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:07,697 ♪ You got no right to deceive it... ♪ 404 00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:11,863 ♪ You'd better believe it ♪ 405 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:13,599 ♪ Good men gave their lives ♪ 406 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:16,073 ♪ So we could live to see it ♪ 407 00:36:16,141 --> 00:36:20,636 All: ♪ It's America, love it or leave it ♪ 408 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,443 Let me try. Let me try. 409 00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:24,881 ♪ Love it or leave it ♪ 410 00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,282 Mm-hmm. 411 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,286 - Oh. - You did it, Hap. 412 00:36:30,155 --> 00:36:31,851 No, we did it. 413 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:36,593 You and me, just like the old times. 414 00:36:36,661 --> 00:36:40,063 New times, honey. New times. 415 00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:42,532 - ♪ Hear that new girl came to town ♪ - Chub: Trudy. 416 00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:51,603 ♪ Now your baby's nowhere ♪ 417 00:36:51,676 --> 00:36:53,872 ♪ Nowhere around ♪ 418 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:59,382 ♪ Love's a game, you're in it ♪ 419 00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:03,047 ♪ And you were so proud of it ♪ 420 00:37:03,088 --> 00:37:06,684 ♪ Someone you can depend on ♪ 421 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,923 ♪ Someone you can rely on ♪ 422 00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:13,127 ♪ No matter what you say ♪ 423 00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:15,531 ♪ He won't come back ♪ 424 00:37:17,502 --> 00:37:20,472 ♪ Baby, baby ♪ 425 00:37:21,372 --> 00:37:23,102 ♪ Baby ♪ 426 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,067 Trudy: Be brave, sugar. 427 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:13,623 Can you hold on one second, sir? 428 00:38:13,658 --> 00:38:14,956 What? 429 00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:17,929 I refuse to serve, based on principle. 430 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:19,692 What did you say? 431 00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:24,534 I refuse to serve, based on principle. 432 00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:26,264 Line's over there. 433 00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:47,191 ♪ My windowpane... ♪ 434 00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:49,625 So what's next for Hap Collins? 435 00:38:52,263 --> 00:38:54,323 That's a big question. 436 00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:56,527 You've had your whole life to think about it. 437 00:38:56,601 --> 00:38:59,298 ♪ I met a cop today... ♪ 438 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,670 I'm looking for an answer, sugar... 439 00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:07,235 Preferably a good one. 440 00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:13,814 Listen, I-I'm all for changing the world and all, 441 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:17,345 and I think what you guys have been talking about is just... 442 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:23,118 But I don't think I want to run away from everything 443 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:26,653 just yet and join the circus, 444 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:30,396 however exciting that circus is. 445 00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:33,701 So you still think that this is all just a big joke? 446 00:39:33,738 --> 00:39:35,673 No. 447 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:38,643 No, no, no, no, no, that's... That's not what I mean. 448 00:39:40,178 --> 00:39:43,376 I'm sorry. You know me, baby, I... 449 00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:48,149 I'm not always good with words. 450 00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:50,553 You have your moments. 451 00:39:50,588 --> 00:39:53,114 I just want to be with you. 452 00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:58,029 Not the whole... package. 453 00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:01,092 Just you. 454 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:03,124 You understand? 455 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:20,082 Shh. 456 00:40:28,626 --> 00:40:29,924 Oh, shit. 457 00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:39,036 Oh, no. No, no, no. 458 00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:40,436 What? 459 00:40:42,507 --> 00:40:45,102 - No, no. - It's mulch. 460 00:40:45,143 --> 00:40:47,135 No. 461 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,756 Don't think about it. 462 00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,588 Think about what? 463 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,753 Whatever it is you're thinking about. 464 00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:06,357 This time tomorrow, 465 00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:10,459 we are gonna have a bucket-load of cash, 466 00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:13,335 foot massages on a beach somewhere, 467 00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:16,568 little cucumber rings on our eyes. 468 00:41:21,879 --> 00:41:26,579 Boys, it looks like the shoe's on the other foot. 469 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:31,155 Howard... 470 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:34,387 I don't even know what that means in this context. 471 00:41:34,459 --> 00:41:37,793 It means we're taking all the money, 472 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:41,561 and if you try to stop us, we'll kill you. 473 00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:47,028 Goddamn it, Hap. 32140

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