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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,408 [woman] Well, you know what they say. 3 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,177 Once you pass 40, you got to choose 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:11,412 between your ass and your face. 6 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:14,082 [woman 2] Wait, I'm sorry. So you're saying my ass... 7 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,616 [woman] After 40, you have to choose 8 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,285 between your ass and your face. 9 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:19,587 If you get too skinny, your face gets craggy... 10 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,689 [women speaking indistinctly] 11 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,724 [woman 3] 'Cause it's just, like... it's all I do. 12 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:25,793 My kids are like, "Where's Mom?" 13 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,328 [woman] I'm going ass. 14 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,130 I'll just let the face fall apart. 15 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,831 [woman 4] It's like the fountain of youth kind of thing. 16 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,633 [woman 5] Six-pack abs, which I... 17 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:34,302 [woman] I feel like I've passed the window 18 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:36,304 where I could get fake tits. 19 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:38,839 [woman 6] I wouldn't let anybody shoot anything into my face. 20 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,741 [woman] I just want to be old and ugly. 21 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,510 [* David Bowie: "Oh! You Pretty Things"] 22 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,245 * Wake up, you sleepyhead 23 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:45,679 * Put on some clothes 24 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,381 * Shake up your bed 25 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:50,684 * Put another log on the fire for me * 26 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:53,854 * I made some breakfast and coffee * 27 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,656 * Look out my window 28 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:56,824 * What do I see? 29 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,459 * Crack in the sky 30 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:01,395 * And a hand reaching down to me * 31 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:04,798 * All the nightmares came today * 32 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:08,669 * And it looks as though they're here to stay * 33 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:18,179 * What are we coming to? 34 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,413 * No room for me 35 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:22,116 * No fun for you 36 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,485 * I think about a world to come * 37 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:25,753 * Where the books were found 38 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:27,555 * By the golden ones 39 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,323 * Written in pain 40 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:30,591 * Written in awe 41 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,326 * By a puzzled man 42 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,229 * Who questioned what we were here for * 43 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:38,466 * All the strangers came today * 44 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:43,571 * And it look as though they're here to stay * 45 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:47,475 - * Oh, you pretty things - * You pretty things 46 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,577 * Don't you know you're driving your... * 47 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:55,649 * You're driving your mothers insane * 48 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:59,487 - * Oh, you pretty things - * Oh, you pretty things 49 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:05,759 * Don't you know you're driving your mamas and papas insane? * 50 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,661 * Let me make it plain 51 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:10,398 * Got to make way for the Homo Superior * 52 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:13,334 [yelling and moaning] 53 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:14,802 - [girl] Are you OK? - [boy] I'm sorry! 54 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,504 I didn't mean to hit you. 55 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:21,242 [girl] Mom, I'm sorry. 56 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:23,277 [woman] Ow... 57 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:25,513 [boy] It was you who screwed me over. 58 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,248 No, don't... don't give me that... 59 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:28,449 It's my last hoodie without paint on it. 60 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,451 Just get in. Jesus Christ! 61 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,386 [girl] You're just trying to not get in trouble. 62 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:34,322 - It was not... - [boy] It wasn't my fault. 63 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:36,424 I was trying to throw to Mayer, but then she got in the way. 64 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,426 - So annoying! - [girl] I hate you. 65 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,228 I wish you weren't even my brother. 66 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,895 Shut up, you little shit! 67 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:44,565 What are you... What did you think was gonna happen? 68 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:47,201 What do you think is gonna happen if you throw a ball at my head? 69 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:48,436 And then this is what's gonna happen! 70 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:49,837 [woman 2] It's OK. 71 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,939 [woman] It just goes and goes! 72 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,207 I hate this. 73 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:55,676 [car chiming] 74 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,645 [woman] I don't want this. I don't want it. 75 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,414 I don't want it. I don't want this. 76 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:04,785 Oh, it's awful. 77 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:11,625 Don't you think you were a little rough on the kids? 78 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:20,401 I'm going back to work. 79 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:24,338 I mean it. 80 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:51,865 [vacuum thrumming] 81 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:09,383 [dog barking] 82 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:17,491 It's about the things we dream about when we first have kids. 83 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:19,527 The article is about all the crazy hormones 84 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,961 and the stuff we dream, 85 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,764 so I'm going to call all of your stories... 86 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,299 [chuckles] 87 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,734 - Hey. - Hey, what's up? 88 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,736 All right, let me see. 89 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,441 - [all gasp] - Oh, no. 90 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,543 - It's awful. - That's bad. 91 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:36,910 I don't know what to say. 92 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,912 It could not be any worse. [laughs] 93 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,548 You are an asshole. 94 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:42,483 - I know. I'm sorry. - My God. 95 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,352 - [snorting] - Can you still drive? 96 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:45,686 Oh, I'll get him. 97 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,020 Relax. I will pick them up. 98 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,622 Good, because my deadline's Tuesday. 99 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:50,458 [school bell rings] 100 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,626 [snickering] 101 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,398 - Hi, Sam. - Hi, Abby. 102 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,800 [Mayer] Hi, Mommy. 103 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,770 Mrs. Ableman, can I speak to you for a minute? 104 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,340 The holiday's coming, and... 105 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:08,041 Do you celebrate that? 106 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,478 Halloween? 107 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:11,845 Well, last year, 108 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:15,048 a mother took me to task for inciting paganism, 109 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:17,117 so I just never know anymore. 110 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:21,355 I call every holiday "holiday basket time," 111 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:24,958 so it's holiday basket time, and we need candy. 112 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,361 It can be wrapped in black or orange, 113 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,630 a jack-o'-lantern on it or a cat. 114 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:32,032 You might want to leave the witches out of it. 115 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,101 Is that a problem? 116 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,370 No. 117 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:38,939 [birds squawking] 118 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,844 All right. So... 119 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,546 "When Jake was born, I used to dream 120 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,781 someone put him in the microwave. 121 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:50,117 It was hard to be close to him. 122 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,985 I'd have Kate put him away in his crib, 123 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,655 and then I'd dream he was in the microwave. 124 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,791 He was so tiny, I'd feel sorry for him." 125 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,827 Were you drunk when you wrote this? 126 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:03,964 "And then sometimes, I'd dream he was married to me. 127 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,766 My poor baby. 128 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:06,867 I didn't know whether to kill him, 129 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,969 fuck him, or eat him." 130 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:16,810 I don't know if this is really for a parenting magazine. 131 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:21,449 OK, I was more looking for like, 132 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:24,017 "I dreamt I forgot to feed him 133 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,520 because my concern for my child is so caught up 134 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:29,757 in the whole feeding and management thing." 135 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,926 And then maybe a spa tip like, 136 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,028 "Before bed, I used to rub essential oils on my temples, 137 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,697 and then the dreams went away 138 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,499 because there was bergamot in it, 139 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:40,167 and bergamot is great for relieving stress." 140 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,704 Who else is contributing to this? 141 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,973 Uh, Sarah did this one. It's funny. 142 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,675 And Sam Bennet is doing one. 143 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,710 She's cute... Sam. 144 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,214 Mm-kay. 145 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,083 Sam Bennet is not a lesbian. 146 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,118 Her husband works for Goldman Sachs. 147 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:00,554 He's an analyst. Her kids are on the lacrosse team. 148 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:02,590 She's cute. That's all. 149 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,526 It's like... 150 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:08,662 I need this in by Tuesday. 151 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:10,163 Fine. 152 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,032 I dreamt I forgot to feed him. 153 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:15,102 - [door closes] - [footsteps approaching] 154 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:19,807 - Hi, Mommy. - [Kate] Hi. 155 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,141 Hey. 156 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,510 [Kate] How's your face, babe? 157 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,177 Still hazy. 158 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,214 Oh, boy. 159 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,616 That red is really starting to come out. 160 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,651 - It wasn't my fault. - It's OK. 161 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:33,020 Where are the napkins? Mayer, would you set the table, please? 162 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,655 - [cell phone vibrating] - [Mayer] OK. 163 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,056 Look, Mommy, can I show you...? 164 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:38,225 I got to hold a baby chick today. 165 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,561 - [Kate] A baby chick? - [Jake] Can I show you my homework? 166 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,062 [Kate] Jake, let me just... I got to take this call. 167 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,196 Hello? 168 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,598 Uh-huh. 169 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:48,068 Yeah. 170 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:49,803 Yeah, make it 10:00. 171 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,071 Great. 172 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:54,708 [woman] It's so lofty. It's so airy. 173 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,646 [indistinct chattering] 174 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,681 The condo's fine, 175 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,283 but they want a ten-day cash close, 176 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,852 and there's no flip fee. 177 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:07,521 Hey, Jamie. Boss. 178 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:12,993 A shit hole. Good job. 179 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,261 [Jamie] Come and look at the kitchen. 180 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,863 It's gonna be amazing. 181 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,533 [telephone ringing] 182 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,575 - Hi. - [Kate] Hey. I'm late. 183 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,743 There's a call in ten minutes, and then I'll head home. 184 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,278 - I'm so sorry. - Is that Mom? 185 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,980 Yes, I'm on the phone. 186 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,948 [Kate] It was supposed to be a half hour ago. 187 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,884 - Oh, is she coming home? - She's working. 188 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,719 Honey, please do screens or clean your room. 189 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:41,254 - I have to talk to Mommy. - I'm hungry. 190 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,156 I will feed you soon. 191 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,758 Tell Mommy I'm hungry. 192 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,960 He's very hungry. 193 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:49,062 - [Kate] Got it. - I told her. 194 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:52,032 She knows that you are hungry, OK? 195 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,701 [sighs] 196 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,769 So I'm gonna close on that place. 197 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:58,138 - Really? - Yeah. 198 00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,707 OK, good. 199 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,809 I have to do something. 200 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,577 [sighs] 201 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:06,246 - It'll be a good project. - [Kate] Right. 202 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,181 [Abby] And Justin can do all of it himself. 203 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,619 It's not a difficult space. 204 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,621 I think I can finish in a couple of months. 205 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,288 Oh... 206 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:18,158 Do you need me to get you some garbage bags? 207 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:20,160 No, I got it on the list already. 208 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,194 OK. 209 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,730 Um... 210 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:23,964 [stammering] 211 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,699 You can keep up with things around here, 212 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,267 keep a clean site? 213 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,002 Yeah. 214 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:31,639 I just don't want to have to clean up two houses. 215 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:36,610 Um, you're gonna work every day? 216 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,211 I won't. 217 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,213 So... 218 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:43,016 Can you not smoke? 219 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,185 Thanks. 220 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,187 Huh? 221 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,099 [inhales deeply] 222 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,235 [sighs] 223 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,311 [groans] 224 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,759 [electronic beep] 225 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:14,007 [panting] 226 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,412 [electronic beeping] 227 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:27,420 [panting] 228 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,401 [electronic beeping] 229 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,772 [panting] 230 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,989 [electronic beeping] 231 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,024 [retching] 232 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,194 [gagging and gasping] 233 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,366 [coughing] 234 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,239 [phone line trilling] 235 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,875 - [woman] Hello. - [Abby] Hi. 236 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:25,412 Um, I got your number... I'm... 237 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,480 [chuckles] First, let me make sure this is the right number. 238 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:31,751 [woman] Yeah, it's me. Did you see my ad? 239 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,989 Hi. 240 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:39,259 - Hi. - I'm Jenny. Come in. 241 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,427 How's it going? 242 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,528 Good. 243 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,163 Yeah? 244 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,439 So you party a little bit, or, uh... 245 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:53,874 Do I party? 246 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,542 Um... 247 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:01,381 Me and you are gonna party a little bit, OK? 248 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:12,392 You want me to fuck you with the dildo? 249 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:15,262 What are my other choices? 250 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,997 Can we take care of business first 251 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:20,333 and then have some fun? 252 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,202 Yeah. 253 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,981 Hey, relax. 254 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,282 Want some? 255 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,384 I have to pick something up later. 256 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,119 Um... 257 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,388 [whispers] You sure? 258 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,123 Oops. You got something on your... 259 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,258 Yeah, I'm... 260 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,595 I need to drive. 261 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,964 - Yeah? - Yeah. 262 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,440 [shower running] 263 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,453 [sighing] 264 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,407 [grunts] 265 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,261 Shit. 266 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,429 [woman on radio] This legislation is based upon 267 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,598 the Cut Energy Bills at Home Act 268 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,668 and has the potential ability to be transformative. 269 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,304 And I hope that with going forward with this tax... 270 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,572 [switch clicks] 271 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,278 You're, like, a swinger, right? 272 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,512 What? 273 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,414 With your girlfriend? 274 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:17,050 I really don't think it's called that anymore. 275 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,952 Wasn't good, huh? 276 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,087 No, it was fine, you know? 277 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,654 We went to a couple of parties, 278 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:25,058 but I'm not with her anymore. 279 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,393 What happened to her? 280 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,627 She's around. 281 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,962 We're friends. 282 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,030 OK. 283 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,532 Here, put more on. 284 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,667 I did something. 285 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:46,013 Smooth, all right? 286 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,247 OK? 287 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,715 Smooth. 288 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,618 If you're gonna do it, don't fuck it up. 289 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,192 I think it would be selfish for me to tell Kate. 290 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:07,367 [sighing] 291 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,071 Was it once? 292 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,140 Yeah. 293 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,008 What do you two have set up? 294 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,743 What do you... what do you mean? 295 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,611 Well, what's the deal? 296 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,513 [stammers] I don't... 297 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,482 Do you have, like, an unspoken kind of thing, you know? 298 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,384 Like, "Go off," 299 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,386 or, "Go off, but just don't tell me about it," you know? 300 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:29,156 It's, like, an arrangement, you know? 301 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:32,992 No. 302 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,595 Was it a guy? 303 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,366 Whew. 304 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,534 Uh, well, are you gonna see her again? 305 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,503 That is not possible. 306 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,672 Why? 307 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,507 She was... 308 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:53,213 This very dirty person. 309 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,282 She had this odd... 310 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,750 It was like she hadn't bathe... you know, it was... 311 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:00,787 And she wanted me to do her drugs. 312 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,323 I didn't want to do her drugs, and she was... 313 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:09,829 She made me turn around, and then she... 314 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:14,434 pushed my head, sort of, down. 315 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,372 A hooker pushed your head down. 316 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:22,842 Gross. 317 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,213 [snare drum rattling] 318 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,685 Please stop it. 319 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,854 [idle drumming] 320 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,623 Stop it. 321 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,724 Hey! 322 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,726 Stop. Stop! 323 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,529 - Cut it out. - Stop! 324 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,197 Stop! 325 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,366 Stop! 326 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,639 It's making a buzzing sound. 327 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,310 Ah! 328 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,212 Thank you. 329 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,681 So, um... 330 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,117 I met someone last night. 331 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,685 Her name is Gretchen. 332 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,354 If you want to... 333 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,256 What is this? 334 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,591 She's supposed to be better. 335 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,564 Oh... 336 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:32,879 I don't know if I like Fabiano. 337 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,815 Cuts the grass so high it never looks done. 338 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,787 Can I be excused? 339 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,355 Yes. 340 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,356 Me too? 341 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,525 Yep. 342 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,731 [Jake] Mayer, let's go downstairs. 343 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:52,765 [Mayer] Yeah, let's go. 344 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,634 So Sarah... 345 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,271 What? 346 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,674 They're splitting up. 347 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,910 - Surprise. - Yeah. 348 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,580 She can call me. I won't charge her. 349 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,649 Really? 350 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,518 So who cheated? 351 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,453 I don't know. 352 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,588 Who gets custody? 353 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,791 I assume her. 354 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,593 Who gets the house? 355 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,695 They're selling it. 356 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,597 Is he paying her alimony? 357 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,199 I don't know any of these things. 358 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,567 What are they gonna do about Penny? 359 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,935 - The dog? - Yeah. 360 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,303 I don't know. 361 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,939 Don't they have another house? 362 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,945 She said she couldn't breathe. 363 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,548 That's code for what? 364 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,185 She couldn't breathe. 365 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,858 So she should go breathe. 366 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,426 It's sex. Grow up. 367 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,794 Go breathe. 368 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,638 [knocking] 369 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,422 Hi, I'm Gretchen. 370 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,261 You're so pretty. 371 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,764 Wow. 372 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:32,932 Look at you. 373 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,301 You look... 374 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,668 You look amazing. 375 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,637 You're just saying that. 376 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,507 Oh, you're funny. 377 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,845 I'm gonna get you off. 378 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:50,283 Is that OK? [chuckles] 379 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,718 [laughing] Yeah, I guess. 380 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:55,288 [laughs] How long has it been? 381 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,426 Um... 382 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,897 Oh, my God. 383 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,266 What a waste. 384 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:23,416 Can I touch you? 385 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,552 Yeah. 386 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,054 Oh. 387 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,369 [heel clicks] 388 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,504 [moans] 389 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,555 [moans] 390 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,877 [gasping] 391 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:22,101 How long have you been doing this? 392 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,103 A while. 393 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:27,740 I like working for The Girl. 394 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:30,677 She's super great. 395 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:33,513 I'm paying my way through school. 396 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,515 Who's The Girl? 397 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:38,951 Oh, um, she's dating Justin. 398 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,653 Oh. 399 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:45,157 And, uh, why does she not have a name? 400 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,996 She does. 401 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,164 Oh. 402 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,503 So do you want to see me again? 403 00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:57,870 Oh, uh... 404 00:23:57,904 --> 00:23:59,138 Uh... 405 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,807 Uh, gosh. 406 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,611 Uh, I do, but it was a bit of a splurge. 407 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,081 Too bad. 408 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:14,787 You know, you didn't have to make me come. 409 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:17,857 [stammering] Did I really? I made... made you...? 410 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,726 You didn't have to. 411 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,563 I like that. 412 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:28,467 [doorbell rings] 413 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,770 [sighs] 414 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,639 [doorbell rings] 415 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,748 - Hi. - Wow, come in. 416 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:44,050 - You're here early. Awesome. - Yeah. 417 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,618 Are these the artichokes? 418 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,554 Yeah, we roasted them for five hours. 419 00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:50,189 Oh, looks great. 420 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:52,291 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 421 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,626 Here, go on. 422 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:54,861 I'll get you a check. 423 00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:59,131 I remember waking up in the morning on a Sunday 424 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,800 and having sawdust in my hair and being like... 425 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,268 - Yeah. - You remember that? 426 00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:04,203 "Oh, I was at Robots last night." 427 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:06,272 Do you remember that? It was all over the floor. 428 00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:09,275 That place was crazy. We were all so freakin' high. 429 00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:11,778 I remember standing... I was standing in a line 430 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:13,746 for the unisex bathroom behind a drag queen, right? 431 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,314 And we're like, "Oh, hi. How you doing? 432 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,716 You're so sexy. What's going on?" 433 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:17,950 And he, like, finger-bangs me. 434 00:25:17,984 --> 00:25:19,018 - What? - Oh, wow. 435 00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:20,987 - Yes! - Right? 436 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,689 Wait, OK, so Don Hill's on Thursday night... 437 00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:24,323 - Squeezebox... - I loved that place. 438 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:27,226 - Do you remember? - The Pussy Den... 439 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,928 - Huh? - Clit Cat, Clit Club... 440 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,129 - What? - What was it called? 441 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:31,263 It was ridiculous. 442 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:33,199 [laughter] 443 00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:34,934 As if anybody wants to admit that they actually went 444 00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,869 to Limelight every single Saturday night. 445 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:38,237 - Sure, sure. - Limelight was so... 446 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:39,305 I remember Kenny K at the door. 447 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,940 - Yes. - Right? 448 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:42,575 If you didn't have the right shoes on, 449 00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:44,076 he wouldn't let you in. 450 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:45,311 I learned to give the best blow jobs 451 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,746 in the bathroom at that place. 452 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:49,081 [clears throat] She did. She did. 453 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:50,349 No, it's true. She really did. 454 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,951 [laughter] 455 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,853 They're awesome. They're totally awesome. 456 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,622 Shush! 457 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:57,356 I was surprised that I hadn't taken it yet, 458 00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,693 but I finally took the Myers-Briggs. 459 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,695 I took that. Yeah. 460 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:05,732 I am an ENTP. 461 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:06,899 Basically, an overachiever. 462 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:09,001 Well, not surprising. 463 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,704 When you took it, didn't you find yourself sort of trying to influence where... 464 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:14,273 Well, it is very hard to answer those questions honestly because... 465 00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:18,645 - Hello, Mrs. Ableman. - Hello, Mrs. Ableman. 466 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:19,712 I love you. 467 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:21,113 You did so good, babe. 468 00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:23,916 Really, I was thinking the food was just OK. 469 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:25,317 - No, hon, it was good. - OK. 470 00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:27,253 - Mm-hmm. - I'm sorry. 471 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,121 - I'm interrupting your... - It's all right. 472 00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:30,322 OK. Enjoy. 473 00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:31,824 OK. Bye. 474 00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:33,025 Anyway, it was. 475 00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:34,360 It was hard to answer them honestly. 476 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:40,700 [vacuum thrumming] 477 00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:43,402 [Abby] Thank you for this. 478 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,971 I could not lift it up on my own. 479 00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:46,172 [Justin] It's OK. 480 00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:48,340 It's OK. 481 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:50,943 Nice. Thank you. 482 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:52,945 So I was out with The Girl last night. 483 00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:54,313 - Ran into Gretchen. - [shushing] 484 00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:57,116 - OK, OK. - She's really hot. 485 00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:58,985 Yes. 486 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:01,087 She was unexpected. 487 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,724 She said she thought you were a really hot dyke housewife. 488 00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:06,392 With $800. 489 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:10,129 I'm not saying this, but she said this. 490 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:12,899 She said she thought you could go out on a few jobs. 491 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:15,735 She said she's got people from time to time, 492 00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:20,006 younger women who are, like, you know, rich-rich, 493 00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:23,976 and they're looking for a more mature situation. 494 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:26,012 Right, like a married-with-kids 495 00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:27,246 mature situation? 496 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,414 - Yes. - OK. 497 00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:30,382 [scoffs and chuckles] 498 00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:32,985 These are young women with their fathers' credit cards 499 00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:35,154 who like buying stuff. 500 00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:40,459 And you want them to buy me? 501 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,995 So? 502 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:44,964 You buy them, they buy you. 503 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:47,399 What's the difference? 504 00:27:47,433 --> 00:27:50,202 You'd be my what? 505 00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:51,203 Mm... 506 00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:54,140 Let's not, you know? 507 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,308 I'm your guy who sets things up. 508 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:59,045 Mm-hmm. 509 00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:01,013 [drill whirring] 510 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,115 What would you get? 511 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:05,251 Get a couple hundred. 512 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,319 Why? 513 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:10,723 I set it up, and you go to their place. 514 00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:13,726 You want me to go to people's houses? 515 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,461 Or not. 516 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:17,196 [drill whirs] 517 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:58,270 I think my hooker name should be Eleanor. 518 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,206 My dick just shrank. 519 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:03,209 That your nana's name or something? 520 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:06,345 I'd like to meet the clients first. 521 00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:08,981 What? 522 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:11,017 You're gonna meet them here. 523 00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:14,220 I'm not gonna bring a stranger here. 524 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:17,123 Two-by-sixes for the backsplash but in that color. 525 00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:18,357 Here you go. 526 00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:21,160 The Girl's checked them out already. 527 00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:24,296 Yes, I understand that, and I would expect The Girl 528 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:26,298 would have some controls in place. 529 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:30,269 I would just like to, you know, meet them first. 530 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:32,404 Where would you like to meet them first, 531 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:33,572 Nordstrom's? 532 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,975 Coffee would be fine. 533 00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:38,177 Oh, you'd like to have coffee first. 534 00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:40,880 Or tea. 535 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,489 I thought I was very specific about saying 536 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:54,293 I wanted my tweezers to stay in the tweezer hole. 537 00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:55,427 [sighs] 538 00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:59,966 Apparently no one was listening to me. 539 00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:21,921 - [cell phone ringing] - [rock music playing] 540 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:28,594 - Abby. - No way. Uh-uh. 541 00:30:28,627 --> 00:30:29,896 Uh-uh. 542 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:32,631 All right. Then come back. 543 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,566 Or you want me to give you a push? 544 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,635 The first one is a child. 545 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,637 [Justin] What? 546 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,639 She looks like a mean child. 547 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,541 She is sitting down, highlighting things. 548 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:44,376 She's doing her homework. 549 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:46,512 You know what, then? Just forget it. 550 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:49,882 Take me through this, because this one with a binder is terrifying. 551 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:51,918 Just forget it because it doesn't matter. 552 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,852 There's another one tomorrow. 553 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:02,929 Hi. 554 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:05,031 Want to tell me what you're doing in school? 555 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:10,069 Next we're gonna study on the Dominican Republic. 556 00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:13,405 It's a very interesting country. 557 00:31:13,439 --> 00:31:15,207 They grow crops. 558 00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:20,112 Do you know Dominicans eat lunch for two hours? 559 00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:22,148 So I come back for two more of these? 560 00:31:22,181 --> 00:31:23,315 [nurse] Yep. 561 00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:25,384 Enjoy your trip, Mrs. Ableman. 562 00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:46,438 I don't really know why I'm here. 563 00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:49,441 Is this usually how it goes? 564 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:51,978 [stammers] Yes. Yes. 565 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:56,115 It's not a date, right? 566 00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:58,617 Uh, it's kind of a date. 567 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:02,188 But I pay, right? 568 00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:05,057 Why don't you tell me about you? 569 00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:09,695 Well, I'm in this basic women's studies class at NYU. 570 00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:12,731 We have to do this exercise at the beginning of every class. 571 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:16,068 We have to draw ourselves, 572 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,337 our, um... 573 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:20,172 Oh, uh-huh. 574 00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:24,343 And then we have to talk about it. 575 00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:28,080 Ah, you brought a little folder too. 576 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:30,016 I don't... I don't have to take it out. 577 00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:34,020 Maybe you could just explain it. 578 00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:35,221 OK. 579 00:32:35,254 --> 00:32:37,223 Well... 580 00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:42,728 I drew my vagina here, 581 00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:48,400 and then I drew a hole here 582 00:32:48,434 --> 00:32:50,736 with stars around it, 583 00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:55,774 and then I drew a target for the target, 584 00:32:55,807 --> 00:33:00,312 and then above the stars, I drew, like, a bubble. 585 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:04,150 It's like a force field, 586 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:08,754 because I'm 23, and I've never been with anyone. 587 00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:10,522 I've never slept with anyone, 588 00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:14,226 and I've never even been kissed. 589 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:17,663 Sometimes, I... 590 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:20,766 I worry... 591 00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:27,206 That I think about that. 592 00:33:29,108 --> 00:33:30,576 [knocking at door] 593 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:46,525 Is this your apartment? 594 00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:48,660 This is my place. 595 00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:53,665 You live here? 596 00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:55,801 How are you feeling? 597 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:01,773 You look very nice. 598 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,342 Thanks. 599 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:06,778 Why don't you sit down? 600 00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:09,115 Wherever you're comfortable. 601 00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:37,776 I'm not going to ask you to do things. 602 00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:42,414 I'm just gonna do them because I want to. 603 00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:44,483 If you're not comfortable, I want you to stop, 604 00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:46,418 and I'm not gonna be offended. 605 00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:50,389 You won't put me off. 606 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,757 OK? 607 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,459 OK. 608 00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:40,639 You smell like oranges. 609 00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:45,644 Thank you. 610 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:47,413 [woman] I'm starting to take it all internally. 611 00:35:47,446 --> 00:35:50,349 I'm not putting it on my face. I'm not injecting it. 612 00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:52,351 You put it on your face, and...? 613 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:53,819 - Hey, you're late. - You don't eat it. 614 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:56,422 Hey, you're gonna have to sit behind us. 615 00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:59,258 Yeah, you can look at my ass. 616 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:01,693 So, no, I told him, "I put it in a ball on the bed. 617 00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:03,595 You got to take it downstairs, you know? 618 00:36:03,629 --> 00:36:04,730 I'm not doing it. 619 00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:06,465 This is what I pay you for." 620 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:07,733 Trying to take more control. 621 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:08,967 They didn't do it. 622 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,369 - They didn't do it? - No. 623 00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:12,538 - Really? - I don't know. 624 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:26,918 I don't get this. 625 00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:28,287 What is this? 626 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,422 This is coffee. 627 00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:36,762 [knocking] 628 00:36:47,373 --> 00:36:48,574 [grunts] 629 00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:54,513 Eat. 630 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,915 - [Mayer] Hey, Mom. - Hey. 631 00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:59,685 So what's today, babe? 632 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:02,020 - Me? - Yeah. 633 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,955 [Abby] Kitchen punch list. 634 00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:06,525 He's gonna start with the shelves. 635 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,027 He's gonna finish the lighting. 636 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:12,964 We'll have the electrical inspection this week, 637 00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:15,000 and then, you know, 638 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:16,935 some professional development stuff for me 639 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:19,438 like selling tips. 640 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:22,874 Oh, good. You gonna get back in time? 641 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:25,911 Have I ever been late for pickup in six years? 642 00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:27,679 Hmm? 643 00:37:27,713 --> 00:37:29,715 Mwah! 644 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,817 Ever? 645 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:35,387 - I do it out of my dorm room. - Told you. 646 00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:37,523 I had to have you do this a few times before we met. 647 00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:38,590 I hope you understand. 648 00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:40,326 I'm pre-law. 649 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:41,793 Uh-huh. 650 00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:44,596 She's looking at me weird. 651 00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:49,701 Know what, honey? Just tell the story. 652 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:51,503 It's a good one. 653 00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:53,472 You know, I just kept getting hit on all the time. 654 00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:55,541 I was a cocktail waitress at the Gansevoort. 655 00:37:55,574 --> 00:37:58,477 I was 18, so I just made a little book and charged them, 656 00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,045 and after that, there were just 657 00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:02,314 so many different people who came out of the woodwork. 658 00:38:02,348 --> 00:38:03,415 The woodwork. 659 00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:04,883 That's a neat way of putting it. 660 00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:06,785 You don't have any of my information, right? 661 00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:08,086 No. 662 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,456 Justin comes by, and I give him the leads. 663 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:11,657 It's all referral. 664 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,859 Referral. Right. 665 00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:15,561 Please. 666 00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:16,995 I can't get caught. 667 00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:18,664 I'm on the fast-track law thing. 668 00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:20,699 I mean, can you imagine? 669 00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:22,701 No. 670 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:25,103 So I'd tell you the tricks to get your money up, 671 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,673 but Justin says it's not really for the cash. 672 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:30,776 Are you just horny or something? 673 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:33,078 Um... 674 00:38:35,447 --> 00:38:37,048 Don't share this. 675 00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:38,417 Right. 676 00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:40,852 Uh, anything else? 677 00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,554 Moisturize, maybe? 678 00:38:42,588 --> 00:38:44,089 I don't know. 679 00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:46,392 That's what my mom always tells me. 680 00:38:47,393 --> 00:38:49,695 - So, uh... - Yeah? 681 00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:51,763 I'm open to all sorts of different... 682 00:38:51,797 --> 00:38:53,064 Men? 683 00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:54,533 Oh, men? No. 684 00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:55,667 [chuckles] 685 00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:57,436 God, no. No. 686 00:38:57,469 --> 00:39:00,138 They're maybe a little young. 687 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:04,676 Let me check my book. I get it. 688 00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:07,879 You should work more than Wednesday mornings. 689 00:39:29,635 --> 00:39:32,070 I'm gonna need something to drink. 690 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:34,440 Of course. 691 00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:36,007 [clears throat] 692 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:42,914 I like to go slow. 693 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:45,717 [Abby] All right. 694 00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:52,658 [woman] You seem cultured. 695 00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:54,760 Do we know anyone together? 696 00:39:56,161 --> 00:39:57,629 [laughs] 697 00:39:57,663 --> 00:39:58,830 I hope not. 698 00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,466 Why not? 699 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,669 You're playing with me. 700 00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:05,537 Oh. 701 00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:07,673 You want to get right to it. 702 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:12,778 You like to talk? 703 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:13,979 I'm old-fashioned. 704 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:16,515 - Let's talk. - I'll talk. 705 00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:17,816 What are your interests? 706 00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:19,451 You play tennis? 707 00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:21,720 Go to Bergdorf for lunch? 708 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,722 Did you go to the Biennial this year? 709 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:24,856 I think I'll go. 710 00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:26,792 I'll write you a check. 711 00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:29,227 I don't take checks. 712 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,529 Right. 713 00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:32,030 We said $800? 714 00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:35,467 I'll give you $400 for your time. 715 00:40:38,704 --> 00:40:39,905 Hmm... 716 00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:45,877 [chuckles] 717 00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:47,513 When I thought about you last night, 718 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:49,147 I thought, "She's gonna be so nervous," 719 00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:51,517 and you are; you're so nervous. 720 00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:53,519 It's so great. I love it. 721 00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:55,153 Oh, my God. 722 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:56,555 And then I thought, 723 00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:58,056 "When is she gonna stop me? 724 00:40:58,089 --> 00:41:01,159 At the door? 725 00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:04,229 When I make her a drink? 726 00:41:04,262 --> 00:41:08,667 Will she stop me when I kiss her, maybe? 727 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,936 Maybe later?" 728 00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:21,513 [woman] So I said to him, "Actually, no. 729 00:41:21,547 --> 00:41:23,615 I didn't find everything I was looking for today." 730 00:41:23,649 --> 00:41:24,916 [Abby] What were you looking for? 731 00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:28,053 That probiotic that they never carry. 732 00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:29,521 Not the acidophilus. 733 00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:30,288 Oh, the live yogurt? 734 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,157 No, that girlie one. 735 00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:33,892 It's got the name with the "C" or whatever. 736 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:35,961 Like, of course, he doesn't even know 737 00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,529 what I'm talking about. 738 00:41:37,563 --> 00:41:39,064 You know, I said to him, 739 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:40,732 "With everything that's going around right now, 740 00:41:40,766 --> 00:41:42,701 I really think that you should have 741 00:41:42,734 --> 00:41:44,903 a bottle of hand sanitizer at all times on the counter 742 00:41:44,936 --> 00:41:46,237 for the patrons to use." 743 00:41:46,271 --> 00:41:47,806 - Yeah, it's a pharmacy. - Right? 744 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,908 That's, like, a no-brainer, right? 745 00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:52,010 And, of course, like, blank stare. 746 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:53,712 No idea what the heck I'm talking about. 747 00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:55,146 And I said to him, you know, 748 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,882 "I'd be really happy to buy a bottle 749 00:41:56,915 --> 00:41:59,217 so that you can just put it out there right now 750 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:02,153 for everybody to use, because strep is going around." 751 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:03,989 - Just do it. - Again. 752 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:05,323 - Oh, God. - It's going around again. 753 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,592 - Yeah. - Mm. 754 00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:07,993 It's called Fresherell. 755 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,895 Well, guess what? He doesn't know that. 756 00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:11,997 Including how washing your hands 757 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,299 keeps people from, like, having a public health scare. 758 00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:21,106 Cayenne pepper and lemon juice? 759 00:42:21,139 --> 00:42:23,308 My mom gave me that. 760 00:42:23,341 --> 00:42:25,543 Your mom? 761 00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:29,147 It's just a cleanse. 762 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:31,917 It's supposed to start you off. 763 00:42:42,093 --> 00:42:44,630 [chuckling] 764 00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:47,733 Diet for a New America. 765 00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:51,069 Oh, this. 766 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:54,873 The Bible. 767 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,108 Essential Gandhi. 768 00:42:57,142 --> 00:42:59,277 This is an excellent book for weight loss. 769 00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:03,882 And then I want you 770 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,985 to take some cayenne pepper and some lemon juice, 771 00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:09,821 and I want you to sprinkle it all over your mother's books, 772 00:43:09,855 --> 00:43:14,359 and I want you to get rid of them, 773 00:43:14,392 --> 00:43:17,195 because that shit will kill you. 774 00:43:22,968 --> 00:43:24,169 [sighs] 775 00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:36,147 Seem happy. 776 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:40,051 You want soup? 777 00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:41,152 I made some soup. 778 00:43:41,186 --> 00:43:43,221 Yum. 779 00:43:44,823 --> 00:43:45,891 Let's go. 780 00:43:45,924 --> 00:43:48,159 What you got? 781 00:43:48,193 --> 00:43:49,928 You haven't got this. 782 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:52,397 Oh, beautiful. 783 00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:54,666 Oh! 784 00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:56,835 Nice! 785 00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:07,645 We've got this. 786 00:44:11,016 --> 00:44:13,118 [laughter] 787 00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:14,419 So uncoordinated. 788 00:44:22,861 --> 00:44:24,429 [doctor] How's your head? 789 00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:26,097 It's fine. 790 00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:34,873 [doctor] Um, let's see. 791 00:44:34,906 --> 00:44:36,074 You're getting headaches now? 792 00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:37,042 A little. 793 00:44:37,075 --> 00:44:39,277 Beautiful. 794 00:44:39,310 --> 00:44:41,046 It is what it is. 795 00:44:41,079 --> 00:44:44,983 [doctor] How's the new job? 796 00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:47,886 It's... it is what it is. 797 00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:55,160 [doctor] Well, all the tests are negative. 798 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,427 Good. 799 00:44:56,461 --> 00:44:57,729 You are being safe? 800 00:44:57,763 --> 00:44:59,164 - Yes, yes. - OK. 801 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:06,337 I'm very careful. 802 00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:10,208 [Abby] OK. Thank you. 803 00:45:28,526 --> 00:45:30,061 Fuck. 804 00:45:45,176 --> 00:45:46,912 [phone beeps] 805 00:45:46,945 --> 00:45:48,213 Hey. 806 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,181 [Justin] Hey. 807 00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:55,821 Why is a woman from my town sitting waiting for me? 808 00:45:55,854 --> 00:45:57,522 She's number six. 809 00:45:57,555 --> 00:45:59,124 No, she is not woman number six. 810 00:45:59,157 --> 00:46:01,026 She is Sam Bennet. 811 00:46:01,059 --> 00:46:03,929 Her husband works for Goldman Sachs. 812 00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:05,997 Her kids are on the lacrosse team. 813 00:46:06,031 --> 00:46:07,933 Jesus. 814 00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:11,069 Well, I didn't know that she was from your town. 815 00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:13,204 Whatever. Just go. 816 00:46:39,597 --> 00:46:41,266 Sam. 817 00:46:43,234 --> 00:46:46,304 Pru gave me the name of your contractor. 818 00:46:46,337 --> 00:46:48,539 Are you looking to have something done? 819 00:46:48,573 --> 00:46:51,209 My kitchen. 820 00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:53,378 Ah... 821 00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:58,616 So GLASSOS or zebrawood counters? 822 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,251 GLASSOS. 823 00:47:00,285 --> 00:47:03,254 Or zebrawood, but in a place you don't cook. 824 00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:04,555 It's a hard surface to clean. 825 00:47:04,589 --> 00:47:06,457 - So I reached out to... - Justin. 826 00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:08,359 Justin, and he wrote back 827 00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:10,228 this time and this place to meet, 828 00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:13,932 and I said, "Well, you know, shouldn't we do it at my place?" 829 00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:21,606 "Eleanor only works at her place. 830 00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:25,610 But she's got to meet you first." 831 00:47:25,643 --> 00:47:27,545 Who's Eleanor? 832 00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:30,348 [scoffs] 833 00:47:30,381 --> 00:47:34,886 And why did he say you don't "discipline"? 834 00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:40,625 We sometimes have to manage expectations. 835 00:47:43,094 --> 00:47:44,529 Well... 836 00:47:45,964 --> 00:47:46,965 When I woke up this morning, 837 00:47:46,998 --> 00:47:50,635 I thought "Pilates... 838 00:47:50,668 --> 00:47:54,339 or a soy tea latte in the city with... 839 00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:56,041 Eleanor?" 840 00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:02,080 We've never really said anything to each other. 841 00:48:02,113 --> 00:48:05,216 But you think I'm cute? 842 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:06,484 Well, that's not real. 843 00:48:06,517 --> 00:48:09,087 That's not, you know, really... 844 00:48:11,022 --> 00:48:13,258 It's easy to trick yourself, isn't it? 845 00:48:15,293 --> 00:48:17,963 Every day. 846 00:48:17,996 --> 00:48:19,130 All the time. 847 00:48:19,164 --> 00:48:21,132 It goes by so... 848 00:48:21,166 --> 00:48:22,267 ...fast. 849 00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:24,069 It does. 850 00:48:24,102 --> 00:48:27,105 I hardly recognize myself sometimes. 851 00:48:27,138 --> 00:48:29,174 Sam. 852 00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:31,676 I'm on the PTA. 853 00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:33,611 I'm on the board at my synagogue. 854 00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:35,613 I'm the nominating chair for the Junior League. 855 00:48:35,646 --> 00:48:38,383 I volunteer every Tuesday at a food bank. 856 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,718 I'm the class parent. 857 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:43,054 Again. 858 00:49:16,754 --> 00:49:18,056 Hi, Sam. 859 00:49:18,089 --> 00:49:19,724 Hi, Abby. 860 00:49:28,133 --> 00:49:29,100 Want a drink? 861 00:49:29,134 --> 00:49:30,768 No. 862 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,637 OK. 863 00:49:48,453 --> 00:49:50,288 Ah. 864 00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:02,500 Well? 865 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:03,601 Want to talk? 866 00:50:03,634 --> 00:50:05,270 [laughs] 867 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:07,605 Wasn't that what the tea was for? 868 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:12,043 Right. 869 00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:39,437 Two-by-sixes? 870 00:50:40,838 --> 00:50:43,841 Yeah, I'm not sure about them. 871 00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:47,545 You didn't want to use the lighter grout? 872 00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:49,714 [sighs] 873 00:50:54,419 --> 00:50:56,221 Pull my hair. 874 00:50:56,254 --> 00:50:58,123 What? 875 00:50:58,156 --> 00:51:00,258 Pull my hair. 876 00:51:06,197 --> 00:51:08,299 Harder. 877 00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:19,644 Kiss me. 878 00:51:21,812 --> 00:51:24,115 Harder. 879 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,765 Wow. 880 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,469 Spin is kicking your ass. 881 00:51:44,502 --> 00:51:45,570 [chuckles] 882 00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:47,872 You go every day? 883 00:51:47,905 --> 00:51:50,208 Then yoga. 884 00:51:51,509 --> 00:51:53,644 Oh, gosh. 885 00:52:16,501 --> 00:52:17,668 [Abby grunts] 886 00:52:17,702 --> 00:52:20,838 [cracking and splintering] 887 00:52:38,389 --> 00:52:40,725 What the fuck are you doing? 888 00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:45,863 I don't like it. 889 00:52:45,896 --> 00:52:49,300 [birds chirping] 890 00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:33,944 [rock music plays] 891 00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:36,847 [laughing] 892 00:53:36,881 --> 00:53:39,484 When did you know? 893 00:53:39,517 --> 00:53:42,320 Are you coming out to me, Walter? 894 00:53:42,353 --> 00:53:43,421 It's OK, Walter. 895 00:53:43,454 --> 00:53:44,722 I'm a safe person. 896 00:53:44,755 --> 00:53:46,891 Won't tell your wife. 897 00:53:46,924 --> 00:53:48,626 I'm curious. 898 00:53:48,659 --> 00:53:49,860 Yeah? 899 00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:51,662 Yeah. 900 00:53:51,696 --> 00:53:55,666 Well, I was 16, 901 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:58,936 and I was in boarding school. 902 00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:00,338 It's a long story. 903 00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:01,372 Come on. 904 00:54:01,406 --> 00:54:02,973 Come on. Tell me. 905 00:54:03,007 --> 00:54:05,843 Well, our dorm rooms were connected 906 00:54:05,876 --> 00:54:08,012 by these bathrooms, 907 00:54:08,045 --> 00:54:12,317 and my bathroom neighbor... 908 00:54:12,350 --> 00:54:18,289 ...this tall other 16-year-old... 909 00:54:18,323 --> 00:54:22,293 She was wearing this little Sonic Youth T-shirt. 910 00:54:22,327 --> 00:54:24,362 Big boobs, you know? 911 00:54:24,395 --> 00:54:26,531 She came up into my room, 912 00:54:26,564 --> 00:54:29,434 and she slid into my bed. 913 00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:31,869 And, uh... 914 00:54:31,902 --> 00:54:33,404 I didn't know what to do. 915 00:54:33,438 --> 00:54:36,006 I was shocked, you know? 916 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:40,511 But then she started touching me, 917 00:54:40,545 --> 00:54:42,513 and it just felt so... 918 00:54:42,547 --> 00:54:45,683 [giggling] 919 00:54:47,485 --> 00:54:48,953 Sorry. 920 00:54:48,986 --> 00:54:50,955 Walter, you are so funny. 921 00:54:50,988 --> 00:54:52,523 It was turning me on. 922 00:54:52,557 --> 00:54:54,659 [laughs] 923 00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:58,929 We've been playing this game... the moms. 924 00:54:58,963 --> 00:55:00,965 [clears throat] It's called "You Should." 925 00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:03,000 Yeah? 926 00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:04,535 Like, Sarah, 927 00:55:04,569 --> 00:55:06,637 like, I said, "You should wear tighter jeans." 928 00:55:06,671 --> 00:55:07,772 You said that? 929 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:09,073 Mm-hmm. 930 00:55:09,106 --> 00:55:12,076 Uh, OK, and then Lisa said to Abby, 931 00:55:12,109 --> 00:55:14,078 "You should totally wear more lipstick." 932 00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:17,482 And Abby said to Lisa, "You should read better books." 933 00:55:17,515 --> 00:55:20,485 Uh-huh. 934 00:55:20,518 --> 00:55:24,021 What's my "I Should"? 935 00:55:24,054 --> 00:55:26,591 You should... 936 00:55:26,624 --> 00:55:28,593 I don't know. 937 00:55:28,626 --> 00:55:30,995 [chuckles] 938 00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:32,497 How's Abby? 939 00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:35,366 She's good, I think. 940 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,067 Do you think she's good? 941 00:55:37,101 --> 00:55:39,103 She looks good. 942 00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:41,472 She's fixing this place up in the city. 943 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:42,607 Yeah, I know. 944 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,774 I'm sure it'll be gorgeous, 945 00:55:43,808 --> 00:55:45,476 just like the six other places. 946 00:55:45,510 --> 00:55:48,713 Has she told you anything? 947 00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:49,980 Yeah. 948 00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:51,649 She tells me everything, 949 00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:53,117 and we talk every day... 950 00:55:53,150 --> 00:55:55,886 the kids, the soccer, the hopes, the dreams, 951 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,389 the house, whatever. 952 00:55:58,423 --> 00:55:59,990 She wants a wrap-around porch. 953 00:56:02,059 --> 00:56:04,595 A porch? 954 00:56:08,833 --> 00:56:12,069 You should fuck her once in a while. 955 00:56:17,742 --> 00:56:19,444 Tell me the truth. 956 00:56:19,477 --> 00:56:21,679 Mm? 957 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:23,848 You really like me? 958 00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:27,117 Yes. 959 00:56:27,918 --> 00:56:30,054 [chuckles] 960 00:56:30,087 --> 00:56:32,389 I had such a weird marriage. 961 00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:37,995 I kept myself so fit, 962 00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:39,964 great-looking like you. 963 00:56:39,997 --> 00:56:42,567 He was such an asker. 964 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,168 So polite. 965 00:56:44,201 --> 00:56:46,203 He would ask me what I wanted about everything... 966 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,906 lunch, what movie I wanted to see. 967 00:56:48,939 --> 00:56:52,076 He would even ask me if I wanted to have sex with him. 968 00:56:52,109 --> 00:56:53,711 Well, that's lovely. 969 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:54,912 Well, you'd think. 970 00:56:54,945 --> 00:56:57,181 I don't know. 971 00:56:57,214 --> 00:56:59,183 Got tired of the deference, you know? 972 00:56:59,216 --> 00:57:00,885 Stop asking. Just do it. 973 00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:02,787 [chuckles] 974 00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:05,590 Never reached out for me, 975 00:57:05,623 --> 00:57:08,493 you know? 976 00:57:08,526 --> 00:57:10,528 Never told me what I wanted. 977 00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:13,498 He was always... [sighs] 978 00:57:13,531 --> 00:57:15,666 I always had to tell him everything. 979 00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:18,703 And at night, I'd snuggle up to him, 980 00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:20,505 and he'd always turn away 981 00:57:20,538 --> 00:57:24,542 as if he'd already put in his time with me. 982 00:57:24,575 --> 00:57:27,545 I miss him. 983 00:57:27,578 --> 00:57:29,680 He was good. 984 00:57:38,255 --> 00:57:41,091 Do you really want to be doing this? 985 00:57:45,663 --> 00:57:47,598 Think you have the wrong impression of me. 986 00:57:47,632 --> 00:57:48,866 I think I know. 987 00:57:48,899 --> 00:57:50,868 You do? 988 00:57:54,004 --> 00:57:57,908 [woman] Do you have a husband waiting? 989 00:57:57,942 --> 00:57:59,476 [Abby] No. 990 00:58:02,046 --> 00:58:03,714 Children? 991 00:58:03,748 --> 00:58:05,850 No. 992 00:58:05,883 --> 00:58:09,854 [woman] I saw your scar. They must be young still. 993 00:58:09,887 --> 00:58:13,023 [giggling] 994 00:58:14,959 --> 00:58:17,595 You've escaped, haven't you? 995 00:58:39,917 --> 00:58:41,619 Wasn't it always... 996 00:58:41,652 --> 00:58:44,889 it was always a buck a tooth, right? 997 00:58:44,922 --> 00:58:47,692 Well, it depends. 998 00:58:47,725 --> 00:58:50,060 I mean, it depends on... 999 00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:52,863 I think if it's a molar, it should be $5. 1000 00:58:52,897 --> 00:58:54,799 I know that's a lot. 1001 00:58:54,832 --> 00:58:57,101 But I think $5 for a molar. 1002 00:58:57,134 --> 00:58:59,704 We gave Mayer $2, right? 1003 00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:00,905 We gave her $2. 1004 00:59:00,938 --> 00:59:02,607 What are you talking about? 1005 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,075 He thinks we paid her more than him. 1006 00:59:05,109 --> 00:59:07,077 Hmm? 1007 00:59:07,111 --> 00:59:09,113 When? 1008 00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:10,615 Seriously? 1009 00:59:10,648 --> 00:59:11,749 Yeah. 1010 00:59:11,782 --> 00:59:13,283 It was a buck, right? 1011 00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:14,619 Yeah. 1012 00:59:14,652 --> 00:59:15,953 Did you give him more? 1013 00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:18,322 I gave Mayer a buck. 1014 00:59:18,355 --> 00:59:19,924 See, that's what it is. 1015 00:59:19,957 --> 00:59:21,025 Oh? 1016 00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:22,660 I did, too. 1017 00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:26,130 [chuckles] 1018 00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:28,065 Now, you know what he said? 1019 00:59:28,098 --> 00:59:30,735 He said he thinks we need to go back and pay him 1020 00:59:30,768 --> 00:59:32,737 for every single tooth that he lost. 1021 00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:33,771 Oh, no. 1022 00:59:33,804 --> 00:59:35,239 Because we paid her double. 1023 00:59:35,272 --> 00:59:37,574 No. 1024 00:59:51,656 --> 00:59:53,791 [sniffs] 1025 00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:55,726 Oh, you smell good. 1026 00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:56,961 It's cucumbers. 1027 00:59:56,994 --> 00:59:59,129 [chuckling] 1028 01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:48,278 Abby. 1029 01:00:48,312 --> 01:00:51,215 Ow, hon. 1030 01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:53,117 Um, hey! 1031 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,318 Whoa. 1032 01:00:54,351 --> 01:00:56,754 Whoa, ho, ho, ho! 1033 01:00:56,787 --> 01:00:59,156 Whoa, slow down! 1034 01:00:59,189 --> 01:01:01,859 Honey. 1035 01:01:01,892 --> 01:01:03,828 [sighs] 1036 01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:05,830 Stop. 1037 01:01:05,863 --> 01:01:07,965 [sighs] 1038 01:01:13,137 --> 01:01:15,272 Please. 1039 01:01:19,409 --> 01:01:21,678 [whispers] Please. 1040 01:01:24,782 --> 01:01:32,256 Monday, number one at noon, OK? 1041 01:01:32,289 --> 01:01:36,727 And then, Wednesday we can do 1042 01:01:36,761 --> 01:01:38,896 number two. 1043 01:01:41,165 --> 01:01:44,201 Number five wants to come back. 1044 01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:45,402 Yeah, no. 1045 01:01:45,435 --> 01:01:46,937 No more number five. 1046 01:01:46,971 --> 01:01:48,773 What? 1047 01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:52,376 Just tell The Girl to send her to someone else. 1048 01:01:52,409 --> 01:01:55,112 You know, you're getting to be more trouble than you're worth. 1049 01:01:55,145 --> 01:01:57,281 I have to protect myself. 1050 01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:01,318 What did five make you do? 1051 01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:18,135 What are you doing here, huh? 1052 01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:20,304 Oh! 1053 01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:26,143 Get the fuck off me. 1054 01:02:26,176 --> 01:02:28,112 Fucking liar. 1055 01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:30,981 Fucking fake. 1056 01:02:31,015 --> 01:02:33,150 Fuck you. 1057 01:02:35,352 --> 01:02:37,822 You know, if you're getting uncomfortable, you can stop. 1058 01:02:37,855 --> 01:02:41,191 Who said I'm getting uncomfortable? 1059 01:02:41,225 --> 01:02:42,927 I just thought you were gonna, you know, 1060 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,795 do this a few times for fun and then... 1061 01:02:44,829 --> 01:02:49,233 Justin, what's happening Thursday? 1062 01:03:18,562 --> 01:03:20,397 Did you get stood up? 1063 01:03:24,201 --> 01:03:26,336 I guess so. 1064 01:03:58,568 --> 01:04:00,938 I have five minutes because I'm in lockdown mode. 1065 01:04:00,971 --> 01:04:02,439 Finals are in a week. 1066 01:04:02,472 --> 01:04:04,942 College is retarded. 1067 01:04:04,975 --> 01:04:06,343 How am I doing? 1068 01:04:06,376 --> 01:04:08,512 Good. 1069 01:04:08,545 --> 01:04:10,180 What do you mean? 1070 01:04:10,214 --> 01:04:12,582 Am I doing something wrong? 1071 01:04:12,616 --> 01:04:14,251 Give me a report card. 1072 01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:15,585 I want to be good. 1073 01:04:15,619 --> 01:04:18,288 You're an A. 1074 01:04:18,322 --> 01:04:21,358 Why have the referrals stopped coming? 1075 01:04:21,391 --> 01:04:23,227 I was told you aren't taking new clients. 1076 01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:27,898 I told you I wanted you to work more. 1077 01:04:27,932 --> 01:04:30,200 You know what? 1078 01:04:34,304 --> 01:04:37,107 I am going to give you my number. 1079 01:04:41,145 --> 01:04:43,280 You can call me directly now. 1080 01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:46,516 This is just for you, yes? 1081 01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:48,018 Yes. 1082 01:04:49,686 --> 01:04:52,689 You don't have a problem with this? 1083 01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:53,924 Cutting out Justin? 1084 01:04:53,958 --> 01:04:55,125 Yeah. 1085 01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:57,461 Not really. 1086 01:04:57,494 --> 01:04:59,997 He's not that cute anyway, and I think he fucked my friend, 1087 01:05:00,030 --> 01:05:02,399 which is kind of gross, right? 1088 01:05:02,432 --> 01:05:06,370 I'm learning that it depends. 1089 01:05:11,141 --> 01:05:13,277 [chuckles] 1090 01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:12,062 [soft panting] 1091 01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:18,235 [gasps] 1092 01:07:22,506 --> 01:07:24,641 [moans] 1093 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,186 Did you just...? 1094 01:07:48,698 --> 01:07:50,834 [inhales sharply] 1095 01:07:53,303 --> 01:07:56,140 So I was at lunch today with a client. 1096 01:07:56,173 --> 01:07:57,641 They are divorcing, of course, 1097 01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:59,376 and he needs a place in the city, 1098 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:03,547 so I thought, "The loft." 1099 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:06,483 Can he see it? 1100 01:08:06,516 --> 01:08:08,652 Sure. 1101 01:08:20,864 --> 01:08:23,300 What is that? 1102 01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:25,169 What? This? You can see this? 1103 01:08:25,202 --> 01:08:27,537 Yeah. What happened? 1104 01:08:27,571 --> 01:08:30,106 [Abby] It was an accident. 1105 01:08:31,241 --> 01:08:34,878 I was hazy for a few days. 1106 01:08:34,911 --> 01:08:36,713 It was bloody, 1107 01:08:36,746 --> 01:08:40,350 which was surprising because the cut was so tiny. 1108 01:08:40,384 --> 01:08:43,353 You're lucky. You can't see it under your hair. 1109 01:08:43,387 --> 01:08:45,422 [chuckles] 1110 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:47,491 [woman] Hi, Mrs. Ableman, this is the school calling. 1111 01:08:47,524 --> 01:08:48,825 Your children are here in the office, 1112 01:08:48,858 --> 01:08:50,560 and they haven't been picked up. 1113 01:08:50,594 --> 01:08:52,496 Please give us a call... 1114 01:08:52,529 --> 01:08:56,433 So, um, I think this is going to be my last time. 1115 01:09:00,570 --> 01:09:03,807 But, um, I read those books you told me to read. 1116 01:09:06,310 --> 01:09:07,411 And? 1117 01:09:07,444 --> 01:09:09,279 They were good. 1118 01:09:09,313 --> 01:09:11,648 But I didn't lose any weight. 1119 01:09:11,681 --> 01:09:14,384 [laughs] 1120 01:09:14,418 --> 01:09:16,253 [giggles] 1121 01:09:16,286 --> 01:09:19,556 But that Second Sex book, it was crazy. 1122 01:09:19,589 --> 01:09:21,258 It was crazy. 1123 01:09:21,291 --> 01:09:23,360 But I liked the Gandhi one. 1124 01:09:23,393 --> 01:09:27,964 I liked it when he said, "Action expresses priorities." 1125 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,633 Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1126 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:30,900 Wait a second. 1127 01:09:30,934 --> 01:09:33,270 It made me think. 1128 01:09:35,405 --> 01:09:38,475 Um, I might want to try something new... 1129 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:39,676 [Jake] What's happening? 1130 01:09:39,709 --> 01:09:43,880 Like, maybe a guy. 1131 01:09:52,622 --> 01:09:55,392 Mom, can I rehearse it one more time? 1132 01:09:55,425 --> 01:09:56,826 No, really, I'm so tired. 1133 01:09:56,860 --> 01:10:00,797 - I need to rehearse. - OK. 1134 01:10:00,830 --> 01:10:04,934 The Dominican Republic is one part of an island. 1135 01:10:04,968 --> 01:10:07,904 Haiti takes up the other part. 1136 01:10:07,937 --> 01:10:11,941 The whole island is called Hispaniola. 1137 01:10:11,975 --> 01:10:16,413 Christopher Columbus gave it that name in 1492. 1138 01:10:16,446 --> 01:10:17,814 It's good. 1139 01:10:17,847 --> 01:10:20,617 Mrs. Bulkan said I'm really good. 1140 01:10:20,650 --> 01:10:22,786 It's very good. 1141 01:10:35,865 --> 01:10:38,034 Sorry again. I was late. 1142 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:40,404 Yeah. 1143 01:10:44,774 --> 01:10:48,312 I don't know if I like that Christopher Columbus line. 1144 01:10:48,345 --> 01:10:49,946 Do you have a problem with it? 1145 01:10:49,979 --> 01:10:51,815 No. 1146 01:10:54,718 --> 01:10:58,021 You don't like the Christopher Columbus line? 1147 01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:04,761 Would you do me a favor, hon? 1148 01:11:04,794 --> 01:11:07,030 Just like it. 1149 01:11:07,063 --> 01:11:11,668 Just go to the play and sit there and like it. 1150 01:11:11,701 --> 01:11:14,404 Mrs. Bulkan's been teaching for 30 years. 1151 01:11:14,438 --> 01:11:16,072 Forty years. 1152 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:18,041 Yeah. 1153 01:11:18,074 --> 01:11:21,911 I mean, is this really the flag you want to wave? 1154 01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:29,319 You just need to like something. 1155 01:11:29,353 --> 01:11:30,454 [sighs] 1156 01:11:30,487 --> 01:11:32,689 I'm tired. 1157 01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:34,691 [woman] Can I help you? 1158 01:11:34,724 --> 01:11:36,926 Yeah, could I have a number four with cheese, 1159 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:40,464 a big one? 1160 01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:41,731 Number four with cheese? 1161 01:11:41,765 --> 01:11:43,900 Yes, please. Thank you. 1162 01:12:02,486 --> 01:12:03,820 Evan, this is Justin. 1163 01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:05,355 - How are you, sir? - How are you? 1164 01:12:05,389 --> 01:12:06,423 [Justin] Good. Thank you. 1165 01:12:06,456 --> 01:12:07,924 Abby. 1166 01:12:17,734 --> 01:12:21,405 - It's small. - It's OK. 1167 01:12:23,039 --> 01:12:24,974 Go back to the house on the weekends for the kids. 1168 01:12:25,008 --> 01:12:26,476 [Abby] Oh. 1169 01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:36,986 Do you have a tear sheet? 1170 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:38,722 No, I'm not even done. 1171 01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:40,590 It looks done. 1172 01:12:42,058 --> 01:12:44,961 There's a brand-new built-in steam shower, 1173 01:12:44,994 --> 01:12:46,563 new electrical system, 1174 01:12:46,596 --> 01:12:48,432 brand-new moldings in the kitchen. 1175 01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:50,767 I've seen so many places. I just want to stop, you know? 1176 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,737 It's very quiet. You're all alone on the floor. 1177 01:12:56,540 --> 01:12:58,942 Look at this art. Wow. 1178 01:12:58,975 --> 01:13:00,977 Abby's a collector. 1179 01:13:19,463 --> 01:13:21,397 Thank you. 1180 01:13:36,513 --> 01:13:38,482 You want more money? 1181 01:13:40,216 --> 01:13:41,851 No. 1182 01:13:41,885 --> 01:13:44,220 But I think you should sell this place. 1183 01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:47,557 - You do? - Yeah. 1184 01:13:47,591 --> 01:13:50,226 You don't have to do this anymore, you know? 1185 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:52,662 Am I not doing it right? 1186 01:13:52,696 --> 01:13:54,764 Well, it's just not you. 1187 01:13:57,601 --> 01:14:00,203 I am 42. 1188 01:14:00,236 --> 01:14:03,039 So? 1189 01:14:03,072 --> 01:14:05,241 Something has to be me by now. 1190 01:14:05,274 --> 01:14:07,577 I think you should tell Kate. 1191 01:14:09,546 --> 01:14:13,082 She was just here. 1192 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:14,951 So... 1193 01:14:17,053 --> 01:14:20,724 If she wanted to know, 1194 01:14:20,757 --> 01:14:23,693 it's all right here. 1195 01:14:23,727 --> 01:14:26,830 She doesn't. 1196 01:14:29,198 --> 01:14:31,701 Do you understand? 1197 01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:40,777 [man] How many aisles to go? 1198 01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:42,512 No, convince me again. 1199 01:14:42,546 --> 01:14:44,614 [Sam chuckling] 1200 01:14:44,648 --> 01:14:46,015 [indistinct chattering] 1201 01:14:46,049 --> 01:14:49,052 Bring it back. You have to convince me. 1202 01:14:54,190 --> 01:14:57,561 Just pick it up, just for me. 1203 01:14:58,327 --> 01:14:59,529 Oh! 1204 01:14:59,563 --> 01:15:00,564 Does that make you...? 1205 01:15:00,597 --> 01:15:01,831 [chuckles] 1206 01:15:01,865 --> 01:15:04,267 Let's get out of here. 1207 01:15:04,300 --> 01:15:07,971 I want to get out of here. Go, go. 1208 01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:10,640 - All right. - Let's get out of here. 1209 01:15:10,674 --> 01:15:12,241 Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. 1210 01:15:12,275 --> 01:15:14,578 Let's go. 1211 01:15:15,612 --> 01:15:16,880 - Hi, Sam. - I know... 1212 01:15:16,913 --> 01:15:19,248 Abby, hi. 1213 01:15:19,282 --> 01:15:21,818 I've been trying to call you. 1214 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:22,886 - Hi. - Hi. 1215 01:15:22,919 --> 01:15:26,590 Uh, Graham Bennet. 1216 01:15:26,623 --> 01:15:29,292 Oh, right. You're at GS, right? 1217 01:15:29,325 --> 01:15:30,827 Yeah. 1218 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:33,029 Yeah, my wife represents all those guys. 1219 01:15:33,062 --> 01:15:34,063 Oh, securities? 1220 01:15:34,097 --> 01:15:35,298 Divorce. 1221 01:15:35,331 --> 01:15:36,933 - Divorce. - [laughs] 1222 01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:39,135 Divorce. 1223 01:15:39,168 --> 01:15:42,071 Uh, how do you... you know each other how? 1224 01:15:42,105 --> 01:15:44,608 We're moms. 1225 01:15:44,641 --> 01:15:46,610 Haven't seen you at pickup. 1226 01:15:46,643 --> 01:15:48,712 Yeah, I have to pick Shea up at preschool, 1227 01:15:48,745 --> 01:15:51,881 so the sitter gets Joey. 1228 01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:02,325 All right, OK, so... 1229 01:16:02,358 --> 01:16:03,860 - See you... see you guys. - Bye. 1230 01:16:03,893 --> 01:16:05,729 - Bye. - Bye. 1231 01:16:05,762 --> 01:16:08,297 [woman over P.A.] Service on 12, please. 1232 01:16:56,412 --> 01:16:59,949 The Dominican Republic is one part of an island. 1233 01:16:59,983 --> 01:17:02,085 Haiti takes up the other part. 1234 01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:04,754 The whole island is called Hispaniola. 1235 01:17:04,788 --> 01:17:08,758 Christopher Columbus gave it that name in 1492. 1236 01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:17,133 The capital of the Dominican Republic is Santo Domingo. 1237 01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:19,969 It is the oldest city in the Americas. 1238 01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:22,672 [boy] The president lives in the national palace. 1239 01:17:22,706 --> 01:17:24,273 Families usually gather for lunch. 1240 01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:27,310 It's the biggest meal of the day. 1241 01:17:27,343 --> 01:17:28,678 I don't know. 1242 01:17:28,712 --> 01:17:30,346 Maybe I do. A nice one. 1243 01:17:30,379 --> 01:17:31,981 A nice one? 1244 01:17:32,015 --> 01:17:34,183 Come here, you. 1245 01:17:34,217 --> 01:17:36,352 Oh. 1246 01:17:40,256 --> 01:17:42,892 Hey, Kate. 1247 01:17:42,926 --> 01:17:45,061 Kate. 1248 01:17:46,429 --> 01:17:48,865 Kate? 1249 01:17:51,935 --> 01:17:54,904 [Abby over the phone] Hey, where did you go? 1250 01:17:54,938 --> 01:17:57,473 [Kate] Oh, I had that call. 1251 01:17:57,506 --> 01:17:59,042 [Abby] Right. Of course. 1252 01:18:00,944 --> 01:18:02,912 So I'm gonna be going into the city. 1253 01:18:02,946 --> 01:18:06,349 I, uh, have a couple just little finishing things 1254 01:18:06,382 --> 01:18:09,786 to do on the loft. 1255 01:18:09,819 --> 01:18:12,688 I should be done in time to get the kids. 1256 01:18:17,293 --> 01:18:18,962 Hello? 1257 01:18:59,502 --> 01:19:02,839 [breathing deeply] 1258 01:19:15,852 --> 01:19:19,022 What do you want? Huh? 1259 01:19:28,865 --> 01:19:32,001 [breathing deeply] 1260 01:19:55,458 --> 01:19:59,829 [footsteps approaching] 1261 01:19:59,863 --> 01:20:01,965 [keys rattling] 1262 01:20:45,474 --> 01:20:47,576 Please put something on. 1263 01:21:16,572 --> 01:21:20,076 I'll do what you want me to do. 1264 01:21:45,001 --> 01:21:48,237 [woman over speak phone] Hey, Ab, thank you so much for helping me with this, OK? 1265 01:21:48,271 --> 01:21:50,139 'Cause I'm not getting a second chance, 1266 01:21:50,173 --> 01:21:52,108 you know what I mean? 1267 01:21:52,141 --> 01:21:54,110 I know you know how to go for what you want. 1268 01:21:54,143 --> 01:21:57,146 And I really appreciate it, so... all right. 1269 01:21:57,180 --> 01:21:59,648 So it's between parchment and khaki. 1270 01:21:59,682 --> 01:22:03,719 The room is gray, and there's a gray carpet in there now, 1271 01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:05,588 and it's a sunroom, and it's gray. 1272 01:22:05,621 --> 01:22:10,126 And the grayish one is the parchment. 1273 01:22:10,159 --> 01:22:12,228 What color are the baseboards? 1274 01:22:12,261 --> 01:22:13,562 I don't know. 1275 01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:15,999 [sighs] All right, but... 1276 01:22:16,032 --> 01:22:18,167 God, here's the reason why I want to go with the khaki. 1277 01:22:18,201 --> 01:22:19,668 Mm-hmm. 1278 01:22:19,702 --> 01:22:22,005 Because parchment, it's not really gray. 1279 01:22:22,038 --> 01:22:24,073 It's more of a stony white, 1280 01:22:24,107 --> 01:22:27,643 and khaki's khaki. 1281 01:22:27,676 --> 01:22:29,979 And even though my want is gray, 1282 01:22:30,013 --> 01:22:33,082 I'm gonna be upset if there's stains all over the parchment 1283 01:22:33,116 --> 01:22:34,984 because it's too light. 1284 01:22:35,018 --> 01:22:36,619 Is that all I'm supposed to do, 1285 01:22:36,652 --> 01:22:38,254 is just clean all day long? 1286 01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:40,089 [Abby crying softly] 1287 01:22:40,123 --> 01:22:42,425 To keep things light and airy and beachy 1288 01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,460 and neutral? 1289 01:22:44,493 --> 01:22:49,065 I can't do it because no one will leave it alone. 1290 01:22:49,098 --> 01:22:51,200 I can't choose what I want. 1291 01:22:52,301 --> 01:22:54,337 It's the illusion of choice. 1292 01:22:56,039 --> 01:22:58,174 Oh, but I know how you feel about gray. 1293 01:22:58,207 --> 01:23:00,543 You love it. 1294 01:23:00,576 --> 01:23:02,411 But you know, I'm thinking about, 1295 01:23:02,445 --> 01:23:04,547 "Do I love it enough to have to live 1296 01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:08,084 with having to clean it over and over and over?" 1297 01:23:08,117 --> 01:23:10,419 I think beige is good. 1298 01:23:10,453 --> 01:23:13,489 It's not beige. Is it beige? 1299 01:23:13,522 --> 01:23:15,658 Yeah or khaki. 1300 01:23:15,691 --> 01:23:17,093 It's beige? 1301 01:23:17,126 --> 01:23:18,561 No, I meant khaki. I meant khaki. 1302 01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:20,329 I'm sorry. 1303 01:23:20,363 --> 01:23:22,798 I would never, ever use beige in any... 1304 01:23:22,831 --> 01:23:24,467 I've learned a lot from you, 1305 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,569 and, I mean, if I learned anything from you, 1306 01:23:26,602 --> 01:23:28,437 it's to not... 1307 01:23:28,471 --> 01:23:30,673 [voice fades] 1308 01:23:30,706 --> 01:23:31,774 All right. 1309 01:23:31,807 --> 01:23:33,476 Then I'll go back to the... 1310 01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:40,249 Kate? 1311 01:24:18,221 --> 01:24:20,756 Haven't seen you in class lately. 1312 01:24:20,789 --> 01:24:22,458 I'm not stalking you, I swear. 1313 01:24:22,491 --> 01:24:25,361 I'm just walking my stupid, spastic dog. 1314 01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:26,829 I've been running a lot. 1315 01:24:26,862 --> 01:24:29,365 [clears throat] 1316 01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:32,868 I paid you enough? 1317 01:24:32,901 --> 01:24:34,403 Yes. 1318 01:24:36,705 --> 01:24:38,674 I thought we were great together. 1319 01:24:38,707 --> 01:24:40,809 You were great. 1320 01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:46,849 You seemed very excited. 1321 01:24:46,882 --> 01:24:49,318 Mm... 1322 01:24:49,352 --> 01:24:51,354 I thought you'd never done that before. 1323 01:24:51,387 --> 01:24:54,257 Um, I never said that. 1324 01:24:54,290 --> 01:24:57,226 You were... 1325 01:24:57,260 --> 01:24:58,527 better than me. 1326 01:24:58,561 --> 01:25:00,829 Was it a contest? 1327 01:25:00,863 --> 01:25:03,332 You're bored. 1328 01:25:03,366 --> 01:25:04,733 We both are. 1329 01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:07,136 And we're gonna have a little secret 1330 01:25:07,170 --> 01:25:08,404 when we see each other, 1331 01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:11,407 and that's how it should be. 1332 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:13,409 I'm OK with that. 1333 01:25:13,442 --> 01:25:16,879 I like Graham Bennet. 1334 01:25:16,912 --> 01:25:19,215 I like him, too. 1335 01:25:22,185 --> 01:25:24,720 But he's passionate about you. 1336 01:25:27,190 --> 01:25:28,324 He is. 1337 01:25:28,357 --> 01:25:29,692 So why...? 1338 01:25:29,725 --> 01:25:32,828 [laughs] 1339 01:25:36,765 --> 01:25:39,134 - OK. - OK. 1340 01:26:07,230 --> 01:26:09,365 [door clunks] 1341 01:26:30,386 --> 01:26:31,654 [inhales sharply] 1342 01:26:38,461 --> 01:26:40,429 I was breathing. 1343 01:26:41,730 --> 01:26:44,833 You must be out of breath. 1344 01:26:54,610 --> 01:26:55,911 So I only belong to you, 1345 01:26:55,944 --> 01:26:58,747 and you don't want me. 1346 01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,852 I don't want anybody, Abby. 1347 01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,496 I know. 1348 01:27:17,733 --> 01:27:19,868 I'm sorry. 1349 01:27:43,792 --> 01:27:45,361 - Done. - Congratulations. 1350 01:27:45,394 --> 01:27:46,429 Yes. 1351 01:27:46,462 --> 01:27:48,597 Thank you. 1352 01:27:53,402 --> 01:27:56,071 You OK? 1353 01:27:56,104 --> 01:27:57,306 Yeah. 1354 01:27:57,340 --> 01:27:59,842 Enjoy your new home. 1355 01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:00,843 It's a good space. 1356 01:28:00,876 --> 01:28:01,910 Yeah. 1357 01:28:01,944 --> 01:28:03,779 It is. 1358 01:28:05,714 --> 01:28:06,815 Huh? 1359 01:28:06,849 --> 01:28:09,084 What happened? 1360 01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:12,054 I was sitting in my house. 1361 01:28:12,087 --> 01:28:16,925 Then I was sitting in your house. 1362 01:28:16,959 --> 01:28:19,962 So crazy, the way things happen. 1363 01:28:22,998 --> 01:28:25,634 Can I ask you a question? 1364 01:28:25,668 --> 01:28:28,103 Sure. 1365 01:28:28,136 --> 01:28:31,474 Did you leave, or did she? 1366 01:28:36,812 --> 01:28:38,914 It's hard to say. 1367 01:28:41,817 --> 01:28:44,953 [chattering on TV] 1368 01:28:47,122 --> 01:28:48,457 Put your head up. 1369 01:28:48,491 --> 01:28:49,792 OK. 1370 01:28:51,694 --> 01:28:54,830 [quirky music playing on TV] 1371 01:29:01,604 --> 01:29:04,740 [hollering on TV] 1372 01:29:09,578 --> 01:29:12,715 [jazzy piano music playing] 1373 01:29:15,918 --> 01:29:18,754 [Kate] And they said it's not ready? 1374 01:29:40,108 --> 01:29:43,045 [birds twittering] 1375 01:29:44,179 --> 01:29:48,016 [* Brian Eno: "Some Of Them Are Old"] 1376 01:29:56,191 --> 01:29:57,560 Kids are sleeping. 1377 01:29:57,593 --> 01:29:58,827 Cool. 1378 01:29:58,861 --> 01:30:01,664 I think I want to do a porch out here. 1379 01:30:01,697 --> 01:30:03,599 Totally. 1380 01:30:03,632 --> 01:30:06,101 That's white, wrap-around... 1381 01:30:06,134 --> 01:30:08,003 With a beadboard ceiling. 1382 01:30:08,036 --> 01:30:11,640 And a Tuscan, squared, kind of tapered column. 1383 01:30:27,556 --> 01:30:29,925 Gross. Who does this? 1384 01:30:32,728 --> 01:30:35,197 So what's this weekend? 1385 01:30:35,230 --> 01:30:39,067 Oh, I have so much to do. 1386 01:30:39,101 --> 01:30:40,869 Gonna paint the front door. 1387 01:30:40,903 --> 01:30:43,071 It's getting disgusting. 1388 01:30:43,105 --> 01:30:46,975 The car needs a service. 1389 01:30:47,009 --> 01:30:48,711 I'm getting a sprinkler system this year. 1390 01:30:48,744 --> 01:30:51,113 The soaker hoses weren't the answer. 1391 01:30:51,146 --> 01:30:52,681 We tried taking shortcuts. 1392 01:30:52,715 --> 01:30:55,050 It just ends up costing more. 1393 01:30:57,119 --> 01:30:58,954 We're gonna take some of the money 1394 01:30:58,987 --> 01:31:00,656 from the sale of the apartment, 1395 01:31:00,689 --> 01:31:03,692 then go to Argentina for the break. 1396 01:31:03,726 --> 01:31:05,994 Kate said she wants to do more traveling. 1397 01:31:06,028 --> 01:31:07,696 She's on this new kick 1398 01:31:07,730 --> 01:31:09,865 about how she wants to see the world. 1399 01:31:09,898 --> 01:31:11,734 She says she doesn't want to be two old ladies 1400 01:31:11,767 --> 01:31:14,770 on a stupid road trip to South Carolina in 20 years. 1401 01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:16,872 She wants adventure. 1402 01:31:16,905 --> 01:31:20,576 Shit hole. Good job. 1403 01:31:20,609 --> 01:31:23,546 That's what she wants? 1404 01:31:24,980 --> 01:31:27,082 What do you want? 1405 01:31:30,085 --> 01:31:34,156 I want to take a hot yoga class after this. 1406 01:31:36,124 --> 01:31:38,661 * Remember me 1407 01:31:38,694 --> 01:31:42,197 * Remember me 1408 01:31:42,230 --> 01:31:44,700 * Some of them are old 1409 01:31:44,733 --> 01:31:47,536 * Some of them are new 1410 01:31:47,570 --> 01:31:49,304 * Some of them will turn up 1411 01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:52,107 * When you least expect them to * 1412 01:31:52,140 --> 01:31:57,913 * And when they do 1413 01:31:57,946 --> 01:32:04,219 * Remember me, remember me * 1414 01:32:04,252 --> 01:32:07,089 * Lucy, you're my girl 1415 01:32:07,122 --> 01:32:09,692 * Lucy, you're a star 1416 01:32:09,725 --> 01:32:11,694 * Lucy, please be still 1417 01:32:11,727 --> 01:32:14,029 * And hide your madness in a jar * 1418 01:32:14,062 --> 01:32:17,165 * But do beware 1419 01:32:20,135 --> 01:32:23,105 * It will follow you 1420 01:32:23,138 --> 01:32:27,075 * It will follow you 1421 01:34:39,875 --> 01:34:41,343 * Some of them are old 1422 01:34:41,376 --> 01:34:44,913 * But it would help if you could smile * 1423 01:34:44,947 --> 01:34:47,349 * To earn a crooked sixpence 1424 01:34:47,382 --> 01:34:50,052 * You'll walk many crooked miles * 1425 01:34:50,085 --> 01:34:55,858 * But as you do 1426 01:34:55,891 --> 01:35:01,396 * Remember me, remember me * 1427 01:35:01,429 --> 01:35:04,767 * Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo 1428 01:35:04,800 --> 01:35:07,469 * Doo, doo-doo-doo 1429 01:35:07,502 --> 01:35:10,105 * Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo * 1430 01:35:10,138 --> 01:35:15,010 * Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo * 1431 01:35:17,980 --> 01:35:24,820 * Remember me, remember me * 86986