Original subtitles

Is this what is called

Horse dung

In the dormitory could not foster a horse

Logically it is definitely not possible

but lately in the men's room dormitory

often appear very long dirt ...

This dirt may not be issued from a human

only horse .......

only horse who can issue shit like this

or .......

2nd rumors at this campus

according to rumor-2 ......

This man any follow lesson

always wear a bathing suit women The same every entry classroom

sunny or rainy day remains the same

summer. winter. too

wah! Abnormal once ....

that I know

man it is ......

Atuo unscrupulous

reportedly again that she wears swimsuit

type bikini

Bikini!

seniors named Atu it has been over-abnormal

His name Atuo

there are still more disgusting

according to rumors to 3 .......

recently there was a man ....

always walking with large cabbage

class. while eating and sleeping well taken

when the toothbrush. when jalan2 also invited

even when mandipun taken

Anyway. the big cabbage

considered as pets pet

in my opinion ...

The woman is wearing a bikini is abnormal

but this rumor is not the ......

yes .... Atou

Seniors immoral

because he lost a bet

then the full semester should bring large cabbage

What cabbage was already completed a semester?

there are rumors 4th ....

What rumors 4th also abnormal

This also includes a new record shameful of seniors Atuo

according to the story of the girl who had long courtship denganya

captured by a lesbian

lesbian ....?

fellow woman

boyfriend could only be seized a lesbian

we like the one in school

it looks like we did wrong in school

after a long discussion ....

the point I want to convey to friends

as long as we more thoroughly

wherever life will give inspiration for you

at the end of this semester. each new member

must submit one's own novel

unlimited title

However. it should be written with an exclamation

write with your heart burning

that can boast your group

you all new members

you. you and you ....

clean the meeting room

then there collect notebook the rest of your seniors

exhaust all

discarded!

very tired

true ....

why not wait when we become seniors

then the juniors who do it

Translated by Fendy Limonty

dikedai heard this. all kinds of coffee

can be formulated .....

what do you want to drink?

Well. I want to ....

"The man without a rival"

okay

wait a minute

What is this thing?

only man without a true rival ...

who dare to drink it

why?

No roaches ....

I added the cockroaches into

what do you want to drink?

want to apply for a job ya ...

Ha!

how old are you?

last month pas 18 years

been a waiter?

not yet

never worked in the field of this kind?

I used to work at Petrol Stations

more or less the same

I used to work in the shop trumpet

Here we are more modest

i actually ......

usually what kind of coffee drink

I usually drink latte (milk)

I mean ......

you drink coffee from the mill what kind of coffee grain?

country of origin ....

of the type of soil .....

how to grow .....

harvest season is what?

coffee plus milk. that's it!

reportedly in this shop. all types coffee can be formulated

truth or a lie

figured out something to drink

I want ......

"Meeting muscular man with cabbage"

ms ....

lady. my friend want to order a glass "Meetings with the muscular man ...."

Atuo!

Is he .......

woman who captured your girlfriend was ...

Wow ......

it is such a coincidence

how are you ....?

I'm good friends

please. do not inconsequential .....

you ......

how are you?

yes ... still like this

how the state of her?

just fine

please take care of him well

nonsense!

"Romance enemies met on the road"

Atuo does not move

He certainly does not move

"Little brother" does not move ...

romance in front of the enemy ....

totally lost!

please make glass "shriveled little sister" for my friend

message one glass of "enemy my love without a little brother"

both messages

how to drink?

disposable straws

Funny as hell yes!

what if his girlfriend was taken?

although his girlfriend captured by ...

a woman as well ....

then .... what?

you not cheer him

laughed at him

what you deserve to be called a friend?

even though .....

I'm not a doctor

Just look at his performance

I knew he was depressed since the breakup

why bring this rotten cabbage everywhere

you as the theme ....

not bring him to the doctor

instead membiarkanya disgrace everywhere

what you deserve to be called a friend?

where your humanity?

not so. actually ......

Seniors Atuo

do not despair for treatment

What is your name?

my name is Li-Si-Ying

"Li" which was

"Si" which means longing (si-nian)

"Ying" of kunang2 (yin-huo-cong)

Li Si Ying

come to work tomorrow

Ha!

you want to work there?

true. strange is not

anyways. who received me

is the boss lady Cafe Waiting Love

The boss lady was often sitting in a chair

staring out the window continues

1 hour sometimes not move

I do not know what he's thinking

one another. are highly favored coffee shop

is the slogan ......

can mix any kind of coffee

Bartender reliable "Abusi"

very cool!

there are more ........

super guy nganteng it ....

every day brings a beautiful woman Different

to Cafe Waiting Love

I think .......

among these beautiful women

is there really lover her

or ......

they all are lover

i do not know .....

pensive what you again?

oh ... yes .... kak Abusi

why this shop called Cafe Waiting Love

wait until you work a month I'll tell you

damn you cheap

why you joined the group "Iron Head"

very weird!

since childhood I deem kungfu "Iron Head" very cool

if not for this ....

I'm doing rajin2 learn

in order to get into this school

you go to this school ......

just because you want to join Group "Iron Head"

if ........

if you knock your head terus2an

until the end of the semester you'd be an idiot

you are so idiot

what do you like about "bencong" it

he is not bencong

I'll tell you .....

you every day cleaning his desk

although 100 years you cleaned his desk

not possible together denganya

because you have not .....

ever ....

there are .......

per ......

findings .........

mean ........

at the .......

Initially .......

two people who do not know each other

suddenly ..........

collide with each other

their lips ....

stick inadvertently

furthermore they will ....

hate each other .....

and finally .......

definitely will .....

loving each other ....

point .......

all stories about love .....

ALWAYS .....

STARTED .........

...... OF THE .......

...... A PIECE .......

SUPER ...... ......

MEETING ...... .......

...... THAT .....

...... DO NOT .......

ACCIDENTAL ...... ......

...... TAKE PLACE ......

lah .....

it seems reasonable also

apparently you

Seniors Atuo

Atuo

My name Atuo

you were following him?

he owe you?

what the hell ....

not .....

is not?

why do not the caution?

do not wear skate shoes that can ngak

what you do not seriously want to go to the doctor?

go to the doctor?

I told you not do desperate for treatment!

Ha!

never mind ....

wait ......

I have to thank you

for what?

Thank you for helping me while at the coffee shop

Thank you

it is nothing .....

let's make it like this ....

kapan2 I treat you watch

as an expression of thanks

do not have to ....

must be ....

or I help you follow him

and ask for your money back

wait. do not ...

kapan2 buy me watch only

okay

promise ......

Atu (plebeian)

Brother mean grade Atuo

right

he benar2 mentally ill

unscrupulous

abnormal ....

I do not want you to call him mentally ill

Ha!

besides "Wukong and Lufu". seniors Atuo

is the .....

Very adore this world

still rank above "Suolung"

why .......

7 years ago. Atuo ......

is chairman of the generation of the 27 groups Head Iron

kungfu Head iron

has reached the level of "Immortals"

according to the story of his head .....

can destroy all facing didepanya

besides kungfu iron Head

all this time ......

Seniors Atuo ......

very immoral

he accepted defeat bets

he is a legend school

121. 122 ...

Seniors Atuo

ever race with a group swimming pool

the loser in the race to be swimsuit wear woman year

bikini ......

pain ....

cabbage on it ......

Atuo lost a bet with the head of the group "pee"

our school is no group "pee"?

Atuo compete with the group "pee"

Who is the longest pee

the loser must .....

how do ....?

I've heard .....

one full semester he must bring cabbage everywhere

right!

about skate shoes ......

already know ngak skating

still insist wear and bumping into people

unscrupulous

however. the most tragic is ........

7 years ago ......

Atuo represent the group head of iron

against the chairman of the group Karate

Spectacular match

according to the new regulations "Qing Ying" center

the loser has to go down a level 7 years

match begins

1 ........

2 ........

1 ........

karate group wins

you are practicing Head iron

is rubbish

rubbish!

rubbish!

Atuo lost ....

routinely

he must follow the rule majoring in medicine

so he kept delaying graduation

This year he is on this campus 7

True idiot!

I'm not willing to insult you

i want to sleep

I do not want you to insult

I already know!

it is such a coincidence

man ......

library may take cabbage?

shall. insofar as not eaten

every day kusemprot preservatives may not be eaten

what should wear skate shoes here?

guard in front of my juniors

oh. yes ... what are you reading

"Passion wet" teenage girls

he's the man that debt money to you?

he's not the money payable to me

not debt money to you?

so doing you follow?

oh. ... you like him

none of your business!

I can help you deliver to him

if I like it ....

I'll tell him myself

do not need you

that is true ....

if you like it ....

do not need to continue to follow

just tell him

I am a girl

why do you say that to a girl

and .....

I'm not saying love

why are you so plebeian

Today I'll treat you to watch only

all celebrating 17 minutes again

I do not need to use this attribute everywhere else

so .......

I accompany you watch

The next start today

after today .......

You do not tiba2 appear before me

and frivolous talk ngak

not because you accompany me to watch

I sincerely want to thank

the same .....

wow. so cool

Cool is not it?

This place belongs to the boss where I work

he likes to watch movies

This then makes the Home Theatre

You work in a DVD store?

instead. I work in the restaurant Seafood

places to eat seafood

true. soon open

this

why is this?

You also know that this?

I want to watch

I want to watch this movie

"Save the dirt in my heart"

professional ....

Kak Bao

I told her that she was

Si-ying

he's my boss

Call Sister Bao

Bao .....

Bao which ......

"Bao-zao" (Grumpy)

Kak Bao!

sorry to disturb

i go first ...

sit down!

Do not see the appearance of Sister Bao the tacky and trashy

first he was a gangster film director top in Taiwan

as well as actor

watch serious

already dozens of times I'd seen this movie

still could not resist .....

too depressing ......

"Dirt ......

can only be stored in the liver "

The cries sense ....

Kak Bao so love him

for him ....

do anything

kill the boss himself

but he ........

even affair with all members of the gang

what does not hurt ....

very painful I

brother apparently Atou

every night Monday. Wednesday and Friday

always worked in the restaurant seafood kak Bao

seafood noodles served mengoreng

actually ......

The place is just no menu seafood fried noodles

but it is not strange .....

for guests who come here

there are more important goal of eating

anggotamu casino cheat on me!

has not cut his hand

even hurt my members

today if not hang

such as piping tea

I would wear margamu

mouth stinks!

I won at the casino member yours

win. ... ya win money

what it means to win money?

you are incompetent!

you're incompetent!

still tell my members cheats

I f @ # ky # *!

Who says I'm afraid of losing

you. bookies plebeian

Bas @ # @ rd!

S @ n of t @ # b # * @ t!

an @ kh # ** @ #

M @ # * @ t F @ # * er!

f @ # * k!

what is it with you guys!

you accused person cheats

is there evidence?

You want to hang people for diremdam wine

What wine do you dare drink it?

definitely not

the odor. I also do not want

never mind ....

life it must have rules

members that you take ......

of the face alone is visible fraudsters

that this way you also take it out

benar2 embarrassing

god damn it!

why is your face like a cheater!

bold way with me. embarrassing

F @ # k!

Directed Bao was not kak?

Why join the members of gangsters?

Kak Bao has many direct and play the gangster movie

So many members of gangsters kak shows Bao as a mediator

This decades ....

if it was not because there was a large table

certainly a lot of members of the gangster kill each other

i do not want .....

afraid yes .......

This problem should be finished by now

must be completed!

bold play to be ready to lose

pay the money he wins

I'll forgive you

and problems are not renewed

Little brother ......

do you think ....

whether he understood the law "Jianghu" * (The underworld)

Ha!

Ms

"3 inches above the head there is a god"

say with a conscience!

Who does not follow the rules?

Bao kak!

they ask you. answer ....

Ms

open your eyes ....

wider again ......

You can see clearly

who the good and evil?

say it!

talk!

right here .....

is there a good person?

in my opinion ......

resolved peacefully only

What reconciled?

I come here not to acquaintances denganya

acquaintance with you pesky 8 derivative

I tell you to pay money

if not how to ....

want to stab me with a machete?

- Shoot here with a gun! - Come on. if you dare!

Come at ......

Come On ......

Enough!

little girl who has not grown breasts alone .....

understand the meaning of "Peace"

you want to clean up their own ....

or submit to him .....

quick disconnect!

fast!

what do you want?

my dog. I was the clean up

little brother. thank you

you're incredible. great!

great! thank you

I want to ask .....

I think how?

you. tell you .....

for those who do not know you

may be .....

will regard you as witch who smell

but since I know you

I think you're pretty fun

witch what?

and smell again!

so I said no

why do you still call

now look like

why?

well. you're not ....

Well. I'll tell you one secret

actually .....

I love the man who often come to the coffee shop

who?

yesterday I just follow it

oh. he ....

I've said one secret

Now you ngantian

I ......

why did you ......

This story ......

you do not tell anyone else

about. 4 story .......

first ........

i am right ......

very fond of my girlfriends

what happened?

subsequently no longer "barrels"

what is "barrels"?

while kissing with seniors .....

heart palpitations. and "barrels" faster

though not particularly like ......

I really like the taste .....

apparently .......

not your boyfriend captured another woman

but your girlfriend to lesbian

Oh. My God ......

how does it feel .........

take care of yourself ......

Ha!

still brother

Ha!

Ha!

What you do not want to pursue Abusi?

chase .....?

The most frightening

not Abusi not like me

The most frightening ......

I no longer like to Abusi

Initially I thought it was true love

apparently could end up without a trace

between two people .....

no matter how well

when lost feeling

benar2 will lose the feeling

love it so terrible

you never again contacted Abusi?

do not

day meeting was just a coincidence

how stupid i am!

The day you ask Abusi

how the state of "he"

i feel ......

girl who had contact with me

still exist in the liver Abusi

I hope she can be happy

okay

I will keep your secrets

what do you want to drink?

"What is love worldly"

This .....

"Desire is hollow. empty it desires"

"Everything is empty"

"Untu what wound for love"

not yet paid .....

You also glass

you forgot .....

I can not drink coffee

you can not not .....

but you can not be happy

why?

do not

akau want to ask .....

you and Atuo ......

what happened?

you want to make material write romance novels?

not .....

I feel weird ....

we are honest with ourselves

what no remorse?

Love. no regrets

Hi There ...

Hi There ...

This umbrella for you

if your umbrella for me

you yourself how?

I had 2 pieces

why take my umbrella?

This umbrella is actually also not mine

I want to go there

i also ......

be careful

pardon me

are you majoring in cinema?

why do you feel so?

because I see you in place books on film

I love watching movies

The film "Save the dirt in my heart"

I have also been watching

what do you think?

it's a very strange movie

I liked the film director

Chen original name Zhongbao

panggilanya .....

Kak Bao

true. Sister Bao

Bao kak gangster movie is very special

he likes setting the film in .......

the early days of the Republic

the plot is very unique

kadang2 very funny .....

but having examined ......

very touching story

while watching me to tears

very touching once

do not know how long this rain

rain

will not continue to fall

not the same

Hi There ....

should give me a glass of warm water?

okay

wait a minute

1 month have you here

why is it still being weird?

true. I've been here 1 month

still want to know the origin of this shop?

This owe me

May I was listening?

there used to be a girl arrogant and stubborn

with a submissive man

time study hours .......

she was always disturb the man

no matter what the girl

he was never angry

each at lunch

the girl likes ......

took this and eat soy egg man

but he was never angry

furthermore. any time

she was always together with he was working on something

they talk about everything

until one day ........

How are you? my name is Zhang jiaren. scorpio star blood group A

I call people on Sendoh

hobby basketball

what day of the week are you busy?

all right

the girl ......

The next girl was involved with Sendoh the basketball player

he must be very sad

must

what he just sad?

Ha!

So ......

women elusive

what next?

next .....

when Valentine day

should you give advice. not everything you say nice

the same

as long as you choose the gift with heart

he definitely excited

I'm not a man

which knows what he likes?

Valentine's Day is only once a year

and this is the Valentine's day I first denganya

Hey. what the hell are you?

you are what the hell ......

You may o'clock. angry and pinch me

I eat eggs soy sauce

I told homework

make me put the test paper for you cheating

tell me every morning at 6 wake you in order to trigger a bus ride

told me to place les find seats for you

told me to buy the pads and anti-pain medication

all it does nothing

but do not tell me to help you choose

gifts for Valentine's Day

why I should not ask you to help select Valentine's Day gifts?

because I do not want to ....

What I never force homework?

Do Not

What are you angry I eat eggs kecapmu?

Do Not

What I made you buy anti-pain medication?

Do Not

help you feel embarrassed to buy sanitary napkins?

What I made you wake me?

Now I ask you to help select Valentine day gifts

Why are you angry?

because I like you

then what?

I do not like you

i know ......

but you can not ask me that so like you

choose a Valentine gift for your girlfriend

my heart is broken ......

You know my heart is shattered .....

you said you loved me

when he expressed his joy to me

what are you saying?

this is what you call love me?

you did not like me

do not run

you did nothing?

you're not okay is not it?

are you hurt?

why are you like this?

do not be scared me

Furthermore .......

very difficult to find a ......

are willing to deflect a bullet for you

Where could I willingly

release this good man

and further ......

you with that man opens This coffee shop

we often see in this place in college

Our time tammat .....

The shop owner wants to retire

we borrow money for capital

and bought this place

renovation back .....

just finished college opened coffee shop

certainly difficult at all ......

Right

strange actually also .....

although we've got a coffee shop

I still love the smell of coffee

but because of heartburn

I did not dare to drink coffee

if drinking ulcer recurrence definitely

he says ......

one day. will mix .....

can I drink coffee

if it works?

fragrant and tasty .....

ulcer is also not a problem

very delicious

what is the name of this coffee?

he said .....

"Special concoction female boss"

I want to drink a glass every day

does not matter

thank you

car coming!

put here .....

waiting for someone .......

in this world .......

each person .....

is waiting for someone

mean .......

you're waiting for a sweet girl as I appear

GR lu ......

of course

Our coffee shop is so large

and newly opened .....

What would .....

take it easy

ads looking maid I prepared

I show you

Boss. used to love writing novels. huh?

mean ......

I .....

I feel your story like a novel

furthermore how?

The next .......

no further again

how the hell lanjutanya?

one day .....

I will mix the coffee ....

"For the special lady boss"

serious!

The book seems to have a boss I

why?

why dipikirin

return it to your boss

of course I knew would be restored

but it had I known ngak coret2

i do not dare ....

not dare

you anyway .....

Come. natural wart remover

only 20 dollars

only 20 dollars

Come. natural wart remover

only 20 dollars

natural wart remover

only 20 ......

water

friend. how are you?

Our students majoring in design

This versatile pen

revolutionary

from design to product

all by students majoring in design

sales proceeds minus capital

all will be donated to an orphanage

to buy nutritious food

come on. do deeds

1 piece only 200 dollars

Are you willing to buy 5 pieces?

will be given a bonus of 1 piece

just for you

but. 1 piece of 200 dollars is too expensive

did I see you there .....

Juhi buy baked for 80 dollars

do not think lama2 not?

now only buy a pen charity Do you hesitate

You are not socially minded

oh well ......

wait a minute

do not buy!

you do not force people to buy these pens

bastard

none of your business

I told you not to buy from you

what its relationship with you

These guys fraudsters

obviously this is just a cheap pen

wrapped charity

What ngak shame?

grandmother foul. you need to be chastened

you say grandma who foul?

rotten grandmother. was cursing you

fat. what do you want?

hey. what are you doing?

meet people crazy

you did nothing?

kungfu "iron head" has not succeeded

is so great

that until I succeed

science "iron head" is not so how berlatihnya

Kak Atuo

like this

apparently so

You also work here?

work aplenty

more relaxed. yes work

find funds for travel

travel?

if the savings is enough

I would jalan2 abroad

school there huh?

do not

or want to work in agriculture Australia

now again Trend

Why abroad must school or work?

This world is so vast

if the young while not jalan2

life so vain

definitely exciting once

people like me ......

maybe not so famous people

or celebrity

also there is no capital for the

everyone is trying to succeed

if i ......

people fail like me .....

can only pass through ordinary life

important happy

you were cool!

what I nag at all?

why they call me grandma?

I remember you also never mentions my grandmother

is it true .....

although you rotten grandmother

but you rotten grandmother who dare

earlier you cool benar2

that's cool!

I do not want to cool

I want beautiful

What is this smell?

you want to eat a hot dog roast?

would

how to?

and still hot again

I also want a hot dog roast

how are you ......

hot dog shop is still far

how can you .......

or do you hide in hat

no. nothing is hidden

where are you hiding?

i do not ......

certainly here .....

ngak want to eat?

nothing

This hand ......

let me see

nothing

eat .....

tell me

- You tell first - Should not

do not

I want to learn

should not say

please ......

why?

should not say

why. why should not?

why?

child. father and mother often not at home

signature

therefore .....

my school agenda book

all always signed by uncle and aunt neighbor

signature

- They turn signed - Okay

- Let alone uncle Wang a hot dog - Signature

always gave me a hot dog roast

take ....

- Her delicious hot dog - The value of 100

- I liked him the signature - The true value of 100

for you

thank you

signature

signature

but

One day Uncle Wang died

I was crying on the sidewalk

why

Wang uncle miss ya?

I can not eat hot dogs again

you want to eat grilled hot dog?

not miss Uncle Wang?

I want to eat hot dogs grilled

are not you dead?

Uncle Wang is not dead

just be an angel

What a great angel?

of course great

grilled hot dog trying to back me

okay

so .....

it is finished

a time when I'll see girl you like

you can .....

from the back of his head

issued one delicious grilled hot dog

bean curd. bean curd delicious

bean curd. bean curd delicious

but I'd love to eat bean curd

just like that

we change into curd

hard to decide

benar2 difficult to determine

just like that

if the girl likes you. he likes benar2

you can from the back of his head

get a bowl of bean curd

okay

You want hot or cold?

want the hot smoky and plus ginger

okay

Uncle Wang thanks

you're allowed to fly away. bye

yes i do

cab

still no one wishes ......

while not yet have wings

Uncle Wang go. bye

uncle wang. bye bye

uncle wang. bye bye

so panam Wang went by taxi?

true. I miss her

thank you

if you do not want to tell how alright ......

no need ......

i do not lie

I was also surprised

either since when I so love you

until it can issue a hot dog

The first time for me

You're firing me?

right

ngak sane

let me see .....

where are you hiding?

I was not there .....

I seem to like you benar2

in my opinion .......

when you give a lesson

to bully the pen seller

I-strom to you

Pens charity ......

seem to have forgotten yes .....

parents .....

old stuff ......

old fart ......

I want to tell you

old rules only in accordance with the parents

we were young has its own way

if anyone dared hinders us

would like this pen

I think it's still the same pen

what do you mean?

young people .....

you're selling pen charity?

deceive you under the guise of charity

misconduct and this shameful

do not do it again

it is clear!

you're their boss?

big boss ....

Sit

sit down?

Current state how

use machetes .....

seriously ......

adult uncle

nganti with gun

Pens selling charity ....

you ....

Kak Bao

Bao (Bao = brutal)

we will meet again

remember that ....

bye bye ...

you're not busy?

May I ask you something?

why do you always bring a different girl any here?

what they are not your boyfriend?

why do you ask?

look not dating

and look masing2 have their own busy life

also rarely talk

diam2 you notice me?

because you once mysterious

Li siyin

what are you doing?

there has not been cleared

pardon me ...

it's ok

benar2 sorry .....

just like that ...

serhkan this dress me

I'll return after washed

troubling

why are you here?

You follow me?

anyone who follows you

why?

dirty

right

just spilled coffee

would not let go even though they had been washed

This shirt man .....

none of your business

you work here?

right

you are ......

the rap seller's pen charity?

true. he ....

would all have dinner?

Ha!

so good you know!

This ngoreng noodles .....

as you make in the restaurant Kak Bao

apparently you learn here

right

1 month I learned from Bos

did you learn to cook here ....

now become an icon in the seafood restaurant

What seafood restaurant?

What icon?

resto destroyed so

This ngoreng noodles only palatable

This thought .....

it's a shame

how would face a

This resto tomorrow will go bankrupt

come on ..... eat ...

come on .....

breasts nipples no poison .....

my milk nipple nontoxic

poisonous bastard

the problem would be solved or not ...

not as complicated as it

husband

let's try my newest creations seafood noodles

the heat .....

has been added shells

Let's try

frankly ......

noodles in front of the park ....

better than this

30% discount again

do not eat .....

simply because these trivial issues ....

what trivial problem

all work and affairs

The tavern was .....

all kinds of vegetables ....

I who provide

alone cook there

he just could critique my dishes in front of guests

What conscience?

only this trivial issue ....

it is a pity ......

Kak Bao can not eat your cooking again

just like that ......

you taught me this ....

then I cook for Sister Bao

see what he still missed your cooking

may want to eat ....

tell him to come here .....

apologize to me

Let me teach you

do not

I certainly learned with sungguh2

- Ajarin I - Can not

be able ....

please can teach me .....

do not

I certainly learned with sungguh2

do not

Here. a look .....

fire segini

right

add this ......

stir-fry until fragrant

right

This is correct

the fire is too large. how?

closed only ......

no money to eat ice cream

no money for charity

very delicious

what is the name?

"Courage of love"

why do you racik this for me?

express love takes courage

this is for you

thanks kak

2 pieces

for you

this is for you

thanks kak

Atuo

good. which is nice

kuracik "lucky in love" for you

okay

I racik 10

after drinking 10x luck

I'm going to college

Other times I told

- Bye - Bye

it is such a coincidence

why are you here

contact me

nice one

better still the first

This haisom dead in eggs

die voluntarily

nice one

if he is acting in good faith

tell him .....

if only he would apologize to me

I let him back

you two diseases

Ha!

only for trivial matters

cold war for 16 years

I'm just saying ....

ngoreng noodles in the night market better

he immediately angry 16 year

he crazy?

who is wrong ....

let's say your wife is wrong

you husband

let's say you're wrong

the problem is finished

what say sorry to die?

apologize to women?

I Brother Bao

gangster!

just make what any gangster movie consider yourself a gangster

although gangster. then what ....

do not have to pee? you coward

I mafia

there's nothing I fear?

do not you dare apologize on his own wife

wife ....

alone keep the laundry shop

alone for 16 years

You men are not responsible

mafia fuck .....

you bastard once

I dare say the jerk

who are you?

Atuo

you want to pursue this crazy girl?

study of public school fuck ....

chaotic

I just tuggu 16 years

Atuo. if you go after him ....

you'll wait 36 ​​years

haisom die in the egg ....

dirt store in the heart

how to?

because I like you

eventually you want tammat

7 years. time to say goodbye to the cabbage

well. tonight we waste vegetable sawinya

savings is enough to Australia

ngak want to come with me there?

you're an idiot

I had no passport

also not a relation

and .... who would want to go with you

well. you pick the night

ok. bye

once we've talked

gadis2 ever here with you

they are not your girlfriend is not it?

what after that ....

you still see them?

but .....

if i may know ....

What are you gay?

if yes also nice

but I'm not

dream girl how you are anyway?

certainly very high condition

waiting for someone

in this world .....

every man also waiting for someone

you're waiting for people who do?

I always wait .....

a girl like you appear

Li siyin

quickly help me

I assume you're a man?

ehhh .....

apparently he was waiting

girl like me

already. do not watch anymore

why?

I'll tell you .....

2 days ago. he was ....

shoot me

true. I told you you'd be

but ......

did not seem too ......

I like being struck by lightning

after that Abusi call me

after that .......

The man was gone .....

but both also

he went first

if not. I do not know what to do?

You like him ...

and he shot you .....

You accept it

from morning till now

I can not think of anything

I remember him shooting

I was immediately nervous

Ha!

I did not understand

if you shoot me now

I will immediately receive

I did not shoot you

wah! Atuo

you were there

No problem quickly run!

Ha!

I Li siyin

Siyin you also there?

well. hear baik2

bastard pen seller was willing to charity there beat me

fast you go

fast run

serious ....

outside there are people who want to beat kak Bao

run. here

fast

fast

fast

where they

is there

you are one of those

Siyin

you did nothing?

Atuo

science "iron head"

The original exercise

be careful

You machetes. I bring vegetables

us versus them

I handed back to you

no problem right?

You have to watch my back

science "iron head" yes ....

science "iron head"

stick "wolf teeth"

Kak Bao

"Jianghu" (underworld)

two letters

the "jiang"

the "hu"

ejaanya so is not it?

Atuo take Siyin go

Come on

where there are people who use stick "wolf teeth"

thorny

kak Bao. carefully

did you hear the news .....

here to help me

passing

my wife .....

if not apologize ...

I do not paggil "wife"

pardon me

my wife

ngoreng noodles yours

very delicious

always wanted to eat ....

I knew from the first

I thought brought a collection of old farts

only two .....

very sweet .....

I guess ......

slightly repulsive

how could it be

I finally understand

kak why bao cry

each watch that movie

not because the movie was touching

because it does not touch at all

Kak Bao cry .....

because of .....

he missed ....

very homesick wife

kak Bao and aunt machete mas

finally met

people who they wait

never mind

ugly wrapper

musty you can tell .....

What conscience?

and what the lips?

Ha!

let's just ugly bungkusanku

you have to say good pura2

nice benar2

or beautiful so .......

I was very touched

but the packaging is ugly

thank you

Ha!

science "head besimu"

very cool

I know science "my big head"

certainly not in vain practice

definitely

you either once

always do that aneh2

but ultimately always can think of how good answer

not like me

as you?

and .....

you want to wander out of the country

important issues so

You also do not need to plan

on the way to meet people like what?

to see what the problem?

you did not know

but you dare to do it

not like me .....

do not have a dream apa2

very unusual ....

not dream .....

with that man?

it is not a dream

but dreaming

you're not at all unusual

and .....

I want others to know

my best friend

I would say ....

I know a .....

a very brave girl

name Siyin

The meaning "miss"

Yin means "kunang2"

in addition to ever save me

never beat sellers pen charity

even never scold kak Bao

if I'm surrounded by a bastard bergolok

I was expecting ....

that with me against them

is a girl named Siyin

Oh my God

where there is a guy who turned a blind eye

what I'm doing

Oh my God ...

pardon me

split time denganya

there are those who want you to tell him?

goodbye cabbage

though at first you very disturbing

super disturbing

make me ashamed

but. eventually we skip past Full excited

either since when ......

you're no longer a cabbage

but a ......

cabbage super good

will will always remember

when shared with you

vegetable mustard ......

goodbye

see you

vegetable mustard .....

I hope you eat shark

I hope you eat fish lumba2

I hope you eat large cumi2

edible white shark

edible large ubur2

true. edible large ubur2

How this month

you always spray with preservative

how ikanya .....

that is true

cabbage. wait a minute

vegetable mustard

cabbage back

Atuo. carefully

Siyin

i feel .....

can easily say

congratulations to you and the man

but ......

somehow ......

I feel uneasy .....

like going to die alone

I actually also good

I know you well

I was very diligent work

can ngoreng delicious noodles

head too hard

I know your head hard

also be joking

but not funny

The most fabulous .....

I could pull out a hot dog grilled

Atuo

if

one day you find out

man .....

not as good as you imagined

You may consider me

wait you come back to Taiwan

have to tell me where the hidden hot dong

apparently

you did not like me

now my heart .....

already somewhat relieved

i am scared

if you also liked

but did not dare to point out

tomorrow I will be out of the country

you live alone here

pity also

inconsequential

after invented denganya

you should be happy

I prayed

abroad .....

could meet

girl who can issue beancurd

hopefully

all right

I've been going to bed

should happily continue

good night

should be happy yes .......

good night

i guess .....

I've been able to

Li Siyin

Goodbye

above the head girl puffing Smoke beancurd

though I did not know you where

but .....

I will find you

I will find you

hi there

about which we talked about yesterday

already I think

today .....

a very special day

Ha!

I never told you

I'm waiting

a girl like you appear

girl like me?

do you believe in fairies?

Ha!

if one day

you meet an angel

angel give you one request

what do you want?

I expect

I had the courage to

express love

okay

does not matter

You may say to the person you like

i like you

I actually work here

because of you

You often here

so I work here

can often see

but though I like you

I do not know your name

but it is not a problem

whatever your name

there is something I do not understand

not really understand

I know why love you

but .....

I do not know why you liked

sepcial nothing to me

also not .......

gadis2 as beautiful as that with you

so ......

you say you love me

I do not know what you're I am toying

I ......

always says it is waiting

a girl like you

so you're not like me?

I ....

I'd like a girl

since childhood love him

even though its very ugly

very stubborn

do anything

but so long as he laughed

she is the prettiest girl in the world

she likes to eat egg sauce

possession alone is not enough

I always take possession

I hope he just ate mine

do not belong to someone else

she likes to smell the coffee

but because of heartburn

can not drink

so I spent a lot of time

in order to be able to mix that suits him

"Concoction special lady boss"

you .... you are .....

I always wait

girl who can see

me

look at .....

only people who would have died

had a chance to see

angel

and .....

accidentally did you get my note

open matchmaking between us

hi there

could give me a glass of warm water?

okay

you wait a minute

You've been working here a month

why is it still being weird?

we are always together

though .....

he never loved another man

The moment terpedih

in my life

do you know

the person you like always said

many people who love him

and he also likes them

it is very painful

but I was very lucky

very lucky

can shot a bullet

and prove to him

I could keep it for life

i will .......

work hard

"Cafe waiting love"

I'm looking for Siyin

she crazy

crazy?

I really like him

to not have the heart ......

see her cry

and sad

I hope he can forget

start a new life

he will meet people who are willing stop a bullet for him

and certainly will .....

run into

the next lucky guy

he's too stubborn

it makes me sad

I expect ......

he did not cry anymore for me

very sad .....

you say .....

like me

not referred to again

I'm embarrassed

do you think

why do you like?

I .....

i like ....

you're always smiling

and .....

and what ....

you handsome

always has its own views

such that ganster movie

You have a strange view

great

seems pretty sloppy

but attention

not arbitrary critics

flexible in the association

do not pretend

sober talk

people are you talking about

seems not me

I like it because you saved me

from bus collision

bus driver can not see me

how I can ......

The bus stop and help you

day that the bus stop is

an abnormal dressed bikini

I just pull you stand

how come?

I fear will no longer meet

men who are willing to fend off a machete for me

Also strange

why Atuo

Atuo can also see

strange is not it?

you apparently

kak Atuo

love ....

need a "coincidence"

more than you think

each person .....

waiting for someone .....

wait a .....

who feel you are different

the man ......

ms!

ngak good?

yes i do

still hot

everyone stroll abroad

I live alone in Tawan

pity me!

Atuo

you hurry back

your turn

help me do something

that day

is the opening day

Cafe Waiting Love

you must be happy

all day

you laugh continues

i know .....

in fact ....

since childhood I did not have a dream

nor is there an interesting story

since you ate my egg sauce

I feel ....

your smile is ......

gem wish I'd kept a lifetime

I put behind all that I have

for mendapatkanya

let out ......

I see once again .....

your smile

pardon me

so sorry

we are not paired

together until old

do not cry

do not cry anymore

we do not cry anymore

we together

skip with joy

extraordinary

beyond words

Atuo already gone

as well as still here

associated with him

always be in my heart

after Kak bao and aunt "saber mas" refer

Seafood restaurant besides noodles ngoreng already available other menu

please. listen to what he says

essentially you're wrong cheating wife with people

and you also

What is not unheard of burning homes

contact with neighbors again

This day brought so many people

teriak2 here

because you're afraid

match begins

3

2

1

Azhu ....

according cita2nya

representing the club "Iron Head"

beat karate club

but the most exciting Azhu

not because he won

but

The club pioneer

finally meet people who awaited

congratulations ...

so ....

love is really weird

not only Atuo are gone

My boss also went around the world

see the card she sent here

Boss laughed cheerfully

we were delighted to

still remember?

I have not forgotten to be writing a novel

the story of a woman boss ....

Kak Bao and aunt "saber mas"

all written in a web network

and the title .....

Cafe waiting Love

what you've heard the rumors semesters ago

how do ...

what the horse is found?

not the horse's

horse somehow it disappeared

baru2 rumors that occurred on campus

he appeared 2 people whiz

who and what their weapons?

the use machetes and only longer wear head

only two of

they beat fraudsters pen charity

present within a radius of 10km

no one dared to sell pens charity

great

what really wear head?

of course

certainly a hoax

See you devil!

Hi There! all around

long time no see

Atuo

This special concoction for you

"Hot dog beancurd"

Atuo. come on .....

A year ago

do not be sad continues

Atuo will definitely be back

i miss her

This super tasty

very sweet

This sweet cabbage

savory aroma

I've never eaten cabbage throughout this good

is it true

you are crazy!

What to drink?

what good sense

I want to "Royal"

how are you?

What to drink?

i want ....

"Traditional drunk new flavor"

What to drink?

I want to "chicken nuggets Hero"

What to drink?

i want ....

"Now I'm a widow"

"Now I'm a widow"

do you have a boyfriend?

You may select I

"Now I'm a widow"

What to drink?

i want ....

"You're the apple of my eyes"

apparently you again

because my movie box office

sign out

want to see the game of magic?

What to drink?

I want "dragon lady" (xiao long nu)

The rest only (xiao long bao)

Where kecapnya?

nothing

Translated by Fendy Limonty