Original subtitles

I thought you said one week.

Wow! Did Janja gave you that much time?

Master Pun?

Come to think about it, I don’t think it’s just one week though.

I gave you just one week.

For you to live your life however you want it with master Yoh…

And that nonsense you’re doing on that rooftop.

You don’t have to repeat that.

And “All Hail Pork Blood Soup” is not nonsense.

You see?

It must get much worse if I let you go for too long.

Master Pun…

You are a vampire.

I am a vampire.

We are…

We supposed to get married before we reach thousand years old.

Is that correct?

You are a vampire.

You should get back to be what you really are.

How long have to been devoid of human’s blood?

It must be too long…

that you think you’re a human now.

I know what I am.

You don’t have to lecture me.

Then, I’ll take him from you.

I mean master Yoh.

Because I’m eyeing him for a while now.

Master Pun.

Can you shut up?

Master Pun.

We made a promise.

I hope you will not break it.

Come meet me by the end of this week.

"1000 Years Old" (Episode 9)

♪ Don’t smile yet. ♪

♪ Because your smile will brighten the world too much. ♪

♪ I’m shy. ♪

♪ I’m shy when you give a glace at me. ♪

♪ You know, sometime I seem cold. ♪

♪ It’s nothing. ♪

♪ I just pretend that you’re too normal. ♪

♪ The truth is, ever since I met you... ♪

♪ My life has been a dream. ♪

♪ You write me a new story… ♪

♪ Suddenly brings joy to my life… ♪

♪ My smile has changed since you came in. ♪

♪ Even if the days goes by… ♪

♪ But the nights will still be beautiful. ♪

♪ You came in and made my story meaningful. ♪

♪ In a thousand years, I will still have you. ♪

♪ Even if the days goes by… ♪

♪ But the nights will still be beautiful. ♪

♪ You came in and made my story meaningful. ♪

♪ No matter how many thousand years may past, I will still love you ♪

(407)

Good morning, master Yoh.

Woah!

(Put a stake through the heart)

You’re so well prepared.

I want to help you finish your experiment quickly.

Shall we do it?

I’m ready.

Erm…

Hit me straight to my heart, master Yoh.

But not too hard.

Because I have master Yoh in my heart.

I’m afraid you would get hurt.

“I have master Yoh in my heart.”

You should use those corny joke a lot more.

♪ You're still the only one that won my heart. ♪

♪ You're still the only one that won my heart. ♪ But I’m not good at that kind of words.

♪ You're still the only one that won my heart. ♪

♪ You're still the only one that won my heart. ♪ I only speak what I have in my mind.

♪ But you never came back to take your trophy. ♪

Just try it.

♪ Leaving me alone right here. ♪ If he smiles then it’s okay.

♪ Leaving me alone right here. ♪

♪ Leaving me alone right here. ♪ At least, he smiles.

♪ And no matter a thousand years may passed. ♪ Because you are… in my heart.

♪ And no matter a thousand years may passed. ♪

I’m not saying that.

♪ No matter who came into my life... ♪

No way.

♪ They cannot compare to you. ♪

What is that joke?

It’s so corny.

♪ They cannot compare to you. ♪

♪ Please listen to this song. ♪

♪ Any time someone came to me. No matter how good they are... ♪

♪ No matter how good they are... ♪ Don’t do anything dangerous, okay?

♪ Still, my heart... ♪

I’m ready!

Hey! Wait.

Actually, this might be too over-the-top.

Are you crazy?

I wouldn’t dare put a stake in you for real.

You should do it.

I won’t be harm.

You can finish all the experiment on your note.

No! I can’t do it.

It’s just a note, anyway.

Let’s skip this one.

I can’t do it. I really can’t. Just forget about it.

Pun!

It is confirmed now, right?

He really is a vampire.

Vampire does exist in the world…

And one is right in front of me.

Oh… what are we doing here?

Are you guys flirting?

His wound heals by itself.

Wow! How is that possible?

Shin.

That’s too much.

You’re so divine. Master vampire Pun.

Back then, my wound heals even faster than this.

It’s my honor to serve a vampire.

What’s wrong with you.

Let go of me.

Back off.

Let go of me.

You really are a vampire.

I’m so sorry I didn’t believe you at first.

Please accept me as your apprentice.

Back off.

I only allow master Yoh to hug me.

Ouch!

No!

(Burn, stand in the sun)

This is the one I fear the most, master Yoh.

I don’t like sunlight.

And I didn’t apply my sunblock today.

Will I die, master Yoh?

Come on,

it’s just sunlight.

You should be more dead from a stake to your heart, shouldn’t you, Pun?

True.

Come on.

This one should be easy.

Do we have some shorter walkway?

It’s not that far.

You have to walk over there

and walk back here

and it’s done.

It’s not that hard.

Even normal human wouldn’t want to walk there, master Yoh.

It’s so far away.

It’s not far.

Alright, for this one,

you only have to stand still…

But for five minutes.

There’s only thing left to do.

Just do it.

Then we can go back to our restaurant.

For you, master Yoh.

Alright, go on. You got this.

If I die,

I want to be with you again in my next life.

What are you talking about?

Give me your umbrella.

Ouch!

It’s hot.

I’m burning.

I don’t like this at all.

Ouch!

My skin!

Ouch!

My body!

It’s too hot!

Ouch!

It’s too hot.

Ouch!

Ouch!

My goal right now…

Is to spend the rest of my life with my friends.

Thank you all so much.

Thank you for being my friends.

I want to stay with you all for much longer.

I wish I have more time here.

You can stay. Who’s chasing you out anyway?

Your name is ‘May live long’ anyway.

You can stay, Pun.

Yoh would want to be with you.

Umm.

But right now, shall we take shelter from the sun first?

Good idea.

Are you alright?

Are you feeling better?

A little coldness can help.

But it would be better if I bath in ice water.

You take a bath in ice water?

Yes, I bath in ice water.

Thailand is so hot like this,

who would want to bath in warm water anymore?

Yoh does.

He takes hot shower.

Wow!

I like that you take hot shower.

It warms my heart.

It’s so great.

I’m going on a date with master Yoh again.

This ice cream is so good too.

Normally,

vampire would die if they’re in contact with sunlight.

But you’re kinda nice being this way.

You don’t die, just don’t like it.

But it will ruin my skin, master Yoh.

It’s hot.

It burns me.

Hey! By the way, what about Somchai?

Somchai doesn’t carry an umbrella.

He doesn’t fear the sun as much as you do.

Because I’m weak, master Yoh.

Because I don’t drink human blood,

it’s normal for me to grow weaker.

But at least, I’m happy.

Uncle, do you happen to have a used undertaker’s hoe?

You don’t have to be this hurry to prove yourself.

Actually, you can take some rest for now.

I’m in a hurry.

What make you hurry?

Thank you, thank you.

(Cut the head off with undertaker’s hoe.)

Cut the head off with undertaker’s hoe.

That’s too extreme, Yoh.

Who would survive a decapitation?

What are we doing again?

Do it, master Yoh.

Hey! Yoh!

Remember my smile, master Yoh.

I’m going for it.

This is ridiculous.

What are we even doing?

I was joking. I would never go through with it.

Come on, Yoh. You scared me.

But I like it.

I like that master Yoh are serious with nonsense.

And I like all the nonsense that you’re serious with.

Damn right.

Let’s get back to our restaurant.

I don’t think Shin will survive on his own.

That’s right.

The one thing that we can do well now

is…

All hail pork blood soup!

That one is no nonsense.

I’m returning your hoe, sir.

I almost die because of it.

I wouldn’t be cruel enough to kill you, Mr. Pun.

So… What’s next?

Cut my heart out?

(Cut the heart out.)

I’m not gonna do that.

Why?

I guess your heart is not there with you anymore.

How do you know?

Because your heart belongs to me.

I’m sure that’s what you’re gonna say.

You know me by heart.

Go ahead. Flirt with each other more.

We’re heading back.

That’s right.

(gray hair)

(VampirePun Yo)

(All hail the pork blood soup! Kamsai)

How is this possible?

Where are all these people coming from?

From our restaurant’s Tiktok?

Educational vampire?

Or the ‘Dew Dew’ song?

I’m here.

Thank you, Gyoza, for coming to help.

Yeah.

Very handsome. Master Shin is very handsome.

Master Shin cool.

Look, you are very handsome.

I can’t believe it.

Maybe because I’m handsome?

Hey, is the bottle full?

Master Shin

the ‘Dew Dew’ song.

♪ I need you to know. ♪

Master Yoh has fans too.

♪ You're the only one in my heart ♪

♪ You're the only one in my heart ♪ See?

♪ You're the only one in my heart ♪ Umm.

♪ You're the only one in my heart ♪

And...

♪ I don't want anything more. ♪ Lady Kamsai

♪ I don't want anything more. ♪

♪ I don't want anything more. ♪ And gray hair too.

♪ No matter how long, I will only have you. ♪

I can’t believe it.

How did that happen?

Ouch! I’m so tired.

♪ Do you know... ♪

If we’re done here, I’m heading off now.

♪ You make this world more colorful ♪ Bye.

♪ You make this world more colorful ♪ Wait. Let’s go together.

♪ Do you know... ♪ I’m heading off as well.

♪ Do you know... ♪

♪ You make someone starting to nervous ♪

♪ You make someone starting to nervous ♪ Then, I’ll get going now.

- ♪ Every times we lock eyes... ♪ - Bye. - Bye.

♪ Every times we lock eyes... ♪

♪ Will you ever suspect of me? ♪ I’ll be in your room, Yoh.

♪ Will you ever suspect of me? ♪

♪ Will you ever suspect of me? ♪ You can follow me later.

You should stay and keep Pun company for now.

♪ That someone is watching you ♪

♪ That someone is watching you ♪ Oh… Okay.

♪ And they want you to know ♪

♪ And they want you to know ♪ Here.

♪ I need you to know. ♪ Wait for me.

♪ I need you to know. ♪

♪ You're the only one in my heart ♪

♪ I don't want anything more. ♪

♪ I don't want anything more. ♪ Now, there’s only me

♪ No matter how long, I will only have you. ♪ And master Yoh… Together.

♪ No matter how long, I will only have you. ♪

♪ I need you to know. ♪

♪ You're the only one in my heart ♪

♪ You're the only one in my heart ♪ Pun!

♪ You're the only one in my heart ♪

♪ You're the only one in my heart ♪ Come here for a sec.

♪ I don't want anything more. ♪

♪ No matter how long, I will only have you. ♪

Master Pun.

You have to use this moment to make a move.

Move?

Why can’t I just sit?

Gosh! You’re so funny.

Pun!

I’ll get serious now.

Confess your love to him.

That’s it?

You don’t have to tell me that.

And sing a song for Yoh.

A love song.

Huh?

To make it romantic.

Then you confess at the end of the song.

Tell him “the meaning of this song is you, Yoh.”

What song?

What song can you sing?

I don’t know what to sing.

Then improvise.

Write a love song.

For Yoh.

For Yoh, right?

Here, I will start…

♪ For Yoh… ♪

Here is the first part.

Finish it yourself.

A love song?

- Go! Go! Go! - Go! Go! Go!

Here.

I’ll go grab a guitar from your room.

Hey! Wait!

Hey!

Everyone can just enter my room that easily?

♪ For Yoh… ♪

Say ‘Yoh’ with me. Yoh…

Yoh?

For Yoh…

♪ For Yoh… ♪

Try it. ♪For Yoh… ♪

Do you need my help?

Here, I’ll give you the first part.

♪ For Yoh… ♪

♪ I’m Pun… ♪

♪ Pun Yoh… ♪

That’s kinda good.

♪ Pun Yoh… ♪

That’s good. That’s good.

♪ Yoh Pun… ♪

What took you guys so long?

Are you keeping secret from me?

Nothing.

When did you get that?

I want…

I want you…

to hear the song that I wrote.

Hey? You wrote a song?

What should I do? I haven’t written it yet.

What song?

What do you call it?

Show me. I want to hear it now.

Erm…

I…

For the name of the song,

I’ll tell you when I finished singing.

Okay, sure.

Are you ready?

Go on.

Let me hear some of it.

Erm...

Ready?

Um.

It’s so beautiful.

Oh, you haven’t started yet?

Go on.

I want to hear it too.

Are you not surprise…

to learn that I’m a vampire too?

Do you think Pun will success with courting Yoh?

He might be.

I think so.

Yoh seems to have feelings for him too.

Right?

If that wasn’t the case, Yoh wouldn’t have move here.

Woah! Really?

Really.

Erm… but who is Janja?

A thorn in Yoh’s side.

Don’t ever let her get near Pun and Yoh ever again!

It’s getting more complicated.

Don’t forget about that guy too.

What guy?

Somchai.

You smell so good.

I want to taste you right now.

Don’t be afraid, master Yoh.

I’ll take care of it.

Is that all you got?

Huh?

More! More!

More!

Good!

That’s enough, Pun!

Pun!

Enough!

Pun looks so scary when he’s like this.

This is not Pun I know.

If you touch master Yoh again, I will kill you!

It’s almost a thousand year.

We all going to die soon anyway.

I’m not fear death.

You’re gonna fucking die before reaching thousand year.

Wow!

Master Pun is so angry that he’s seeing red.

He even uses curse word against me!

Master Yoh, you have to be careful.

When Pun gets angry, he’ll be seeing red.

In that moment, no one can stop him.

He will do something violent without realizing it.

I’m so scared.

I’m sorry.

I’ll take my leave for now.

I don’t want to die.

What should I do?

What can I do to calm him down?

This must be the way.

We’re so close together now. I hope Pun will calm down.

I smell great today.

I’ll allow you to smell me all you want.

You said it yourself.

Yeah. Today,

you can smell me all you want.

Pun?

You’re zoning out.

Let’s go to my room.

Hey, wait, wait.

Guitar.

Your guitar.

Forget about it.

- Wait. What is this? - Hurry.

- What are you doing? - Get to my room.

Do you think they’re taking too long now?

Yeah.

Should we get up there to check? In case there have problem.

Where are they gone?

I guess…

They going out for a date again.

Come on. Let’s go to sleep.

Where did they go for a date?

I don’t know.

They even forgot the guitar.

Can they left their bag and umbrella.

Umm. Yeah.

Thank you for protecting my neck.

I already promise.

I will protect you.

And your neck…

Is precious to me.

Come on, is that so?

Yes.

You should take a shower and go to bed.

Huh?

But you said you will let me smell you.

Well, you already did that.

But it wasn’t enough.

You have to sleep with me.

Goodnight then, Mr, Pun.

What?

You’re leaving now?

You don’t want me to leave?

Do you want me to bath you?

Bath me…

Like you would bath master Tuiye.

I’m joking. See ya.

Wait, Master Yoh.

I…

I will keep you safe.

Don’t be afraid.

Erm…

Nothing happened.

I’m going back to my room.

Thank you for staying with me.

Yeah.

Oh, thank you, Kamsai.

Goodnight.

Your welcome. Goodnight.

Let’s celebrate Songkran festival.

No, don't take Papa first.

This is it.

Sorry.

Are you running out of water?

Are you running out of water?

Look, the water is gone.

Very sad.

Mr. Pun should be like this.

Even though, the guy last night can be scary.

Hey, it's wet.

Crowd.

Ouch! cool.

Not that way.

- May you live long and prosper, young man. - Amen to that. Granny.

May you have good health.

Thank you. May you have good health.

Umm.

If we do this tradition for the elders…

May all of you…

Live long and prosper.

May you meet only good friends.

And be happy forever after.

- Amen. - Amen.

Wow! You’re so cool, master Pun.

Very good words.

Look. Granny is confused now.

Look. She’s still confused.

- What? Are you confused? - Yeah.

Are you confused?

Confused.

He is older than you, granny.

- That’s right? - Yeah.

He’s 990 years old.

And granny is still confused.

What is going on?

It’s time to get back to drink human blood, Isn’t it, Master Pun?

Cheers.

♪ Through all my life that I’ve lived… ♪

♪ I spent it to love you. ♪

♪ And trying to stop myself from fallen in love with you. ♪

♪ I can’t help myself but falling in love with you. ♪

♪ I can’t help but keep thinking of you. ♪

♪ Every night and day, just like that. ♪

♪ I can’t stop my heart from getting closer to yours… ♪

♪ Can’t help but getting even closer than this. ♪

♪ Your touch... ♪

♪ You’re so sensitive in every aspect. ♪

♪ As I look at you, your smell still lingers in my heart. ♪

♪ When I look into your eyes... ♪

♪ You’re buried deep inside my heart... ♪

♪ I’m still fallen in love every time that I meet you. ♪

♪ I can’t help myself but falling in love with you. ♪ "1000 Years Old"