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(#Thai vampire again)

Thai vampire?

Again?

Yoh?

Again?

Again what?

You will say its Pun's fault…

again.

"1000 Years Old" (Episode 8)

♪ Don't smile yet. ♪

♪ Because your smile will brighten the world too much. ♪

♪ I'm shy. ♪

♪ I'm shy when you give a glace at me. ♪

♪ You know' sometime I seem cold. ♪

♪ It's nothing. ♪

♪ I just pretend that you're too normal. ♪

♪ The truth is' ever since I met you... ♪

♪ My life has been a dream. ♪

♪ You write me a new story… ♪

♪ Suddenly brings joy to my life… ♪

♪ My smile has changed since you came in. ♪

♪ Even if the days goes by… ♪

♪ But the nights will still be beautiful. ♪

♪ You came in and made my story meaningful. ♪

♪ In a thousand years' I will still have you. ♪

♪ Even if the days goes by… ♪

♪ But the nights will still be beautiful. ♪

♪ You came in and made my story meaningful. ♪

♪ No matter how many thousand years may past' I will still love you ♪

Have you heard the news about Thai vampires lately?

So' you're interested in vampire now.

I mean this trouble might hit very close to home.

How close? Can you tell me?

- Well… - Oh' I get it now.

You mean that vampire friend of yours.

So' that's why it's close to home.

Where is he' anyway?

You haven't brought him home since then.

I'm waiting to eat pork blood soup.

Well' it's not necessary to bring him home.

- Huh? - If you want to eat it'

I'll bring some next time.

What?

He's your friend.

Why can't he come here?

Friends visit friends houses' it's normal.

Unless he's not your friend.

Huh?

What are you talking about' dad?

Just go out with the vampire and get it over with.

What?

You ran out of water? Come here.

- Yeah. - Come here.

Oh' my son.

You love alien since you were kid.

Now' you're losing to a Thai vampire?

Come on' dad.

Hey!

Where is the garlic that I plant?

How would I know?

Did you steal it?

Damn. In the end' I have to go to the market and buy pork blood?

Master Yoh's dad made a promise last time.

It wasn't a pinky promise

but a promise nonetheless.

You shouldn't have said that' dad.

Oh!

Can I borrow your umbrella?

Wow.

Thank you.

I have to go buy pork blood?

Woah! It smells so good.

It's delicious too.

Kamsai of the All Hail Pork Blood Soup is the best cook around here.

I have to give it a taste then.

Hmm?

Um.

Whoa.

It's really delicious.

You must be selling very well.

Is that why you never had any left for me to taste?

Actually' we aren't selling that well.

Only for a few days that his fans shown up.

Huh?

You have fans too?

Yes.

They came from the viral video about the vampire who eats pigs.

And...

- our All hail pork blood soup song. - Really?

Good' good.

Master Yoh's dad. Do you want to dance?

Dance?

- It starts like this. - Okay.

These are pig hooves.

Pig hooves?

- That's right. - It does look similar.

Um.

And it goes like this.

- ♪Deew Deew Deew Deew♪ Four times. - ♪Deew Deew Deew Deew♪ Four times.?

- And then' this is pig ears. - Pig ears?

And then' move to the left.

- ♪Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪ - ♪Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪

And then…

- ♪When I'm hungry' ♪ - ♪hungry ♪

- ♪I want pork blood soup. ♪ - ♪I want pork blood soup. ♪

Follow by pig walks.

♪ I go to pork blood soup place. ♪

Woah.

I already forgot the first move.

♪ I... ♪

What do I do with my legs?

- What do I do with my legs? - Yeah. Lift your leg up.

- ♪I go to pork blood soup place. ♪ - Oh! Okay. ♪I go to... ♪

- ♪All Hail Pork Blood Soup! ♪ - ♪Pork Blood Soup! ♪

♪ All Hail ♪

That's right.

Come dance' come dance.

Why are you smiling' Pun?

- I don't want it. - Yes yes.

- Jam' go dance with dad. - Dance.

Jam' go dance with dad. Come on.

Because I like…

You can dance.

- Ah' two people dancing. - Two dancers.

- You like the song? - Dad will take a vido for you.

♪ Deew Deew Deew Deew Deew ♪

- ♪Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪ - I like master Yoh.

♪ When I'm hungry' ♪

♪ I want pork blood soup. ♪

♪ I go to pork blood soup place. ♪

♪ All Hail Pork Blood Soup! ♪

Come here this time.

Please dance again.

♪ Deew Deew Deew Deew Deew ♪

♪ Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪

- ♪When I'm hungry' ♪ - Cool.

- ♪I want pork blood soup. ♪ - He's cool from the start.

- ♪I go to pork blood soup place. ♪ - Master Yoh' I mean.

♪ All Hail Pork Blood Soup! ♪

You dance this time.

Oh!

- Why? - Let's dance together then.

- So I take a selfie and dance together. - Manage.

♪ I go to pork blood soup place. ♪

♪ All Hail Pork Blood Soup! ♪

You have to scrub there' there' there And there too.

Do you understand?

Here' rinse it after you've done that.

What do you think' Jam?

I think there're something.

I think so too.

- Cool. - Cool.

Evil vampire and Mr. alien prince.

That's so cute.

Scrub it too. Make it nice and clean.

Hey'

what are you doing?

Here too. It still has bubbles there.

Pun!

- But... - Not like that.

Bubbles there.

Eh!

Hold on a sec.

Janja…

Janja is Yoh's friend.

Who? What's wrong with that?

What happened?

Keep washing the dishes.

Next one?

Erm… Pun.

About Somchai…

Who is he exactly?

How come he get involved with you?

Just tell me.

It's been bugging me.

Is he… the same kind as you?

It's nothing. I'm not that close to master Somchai.

Hey' Pun.

It's not normal.

All this time' he always wants to see you.

And he wants to start a fight.

There has to be something.

Are there any more vampires like you out there?

If vampires do exist'

are there vampires that drink human blood?

Somchai is a vampire' isn't he?

Then you must know how dangerous Somchai is.

That's why you don't want Somchai to get close to me.

I…

I don't want anyone to get close to master Yoh.

Lately' a lot of people got attacked by vampires.

How did you know that?

There has been Hashtag about Thai vampire.

Thai vampire?

Hashtag?

Yes.

Then it must be me.

I'm the Thai vampire.

I mean the vampire that really suck people's blood.

They eat people's blood

and kill people!

Can a vampire kill people?

Of course.

I don't even dare to hit master mosquito.

And that mean you're not the culprit?

What are you trying to say' master Yoh?

If Somchai is a vampire?

And if Somchai…

If Somchai does drink human blood…

Everything happened around here.

And Somchai has been here not too long ago.

Is that what you think' master Yoh.

If it wasn't you then' who else could be that thing...

That thing?

What about it' master Yoh?

No' no. I didn't mean to offense you.

No matter what you are' we're still on the same team.

I was just so worry about the news.

It's okay' master Yoh.

But… what are you going to do about it?

Pun… Can you help me?

What do you need help with?

Are you asking me out to see aliens again?

No.

Right now' I'm not interested in that topic as much as vampire.

Yeah. That's that.

Master Yoh are you more interested in vampires now?

Wow! I'm so glad.

Master Yoh likes vampires.

Master Yoh loves me.

- And I love… - Enough…

I'm being serious right now.

And I'm serious with you.

Alright. Speak' master Yoh.

What do you need me to do?

I'm willing to do anything for love.

Alright' I'll get serious now.

Serious with you' master Yoh.

So serious that I'm gonna marry you.

Alright' I'll stop.

Stop at you and only you' master Yoh.

Go on' what can I help you with?

Help falling in love with you even further?

Please… shut up!

A vampire in love is right in front of you.

You seem very serious about this.

(What are vampires afraid of?)

Should you get some rest?

I'll help you gather information.

You can go to bed first' Pun.

I'll do the research tonight

and we can help each other tomorrow.

But I'm not sleepy yet' master Yoh.

Just go to bed' Pun.

Goodnight.

I see that humans have these…

To wake you up and feel refreshed.

Where did you get this?

I went out to buy it.

Huh?

Thank you.

I will drink with you.

Wait' wait.

Can vampire drink that?

Of course.

If master Yoh can drink it' I can drink it.

I'll try something new as you suggested.

It's so refreshing.

I'm feeling refreshed' master Yoh.

I'm ready to stay up with you till morning.

Keep fighting' master Yoh.

Woah!

Are you planning to kill me?

No' I mean… (How to protect against vampires)

I want to make sure what can we do to protect ourselves.

So' I can warn the other' warn everyone.

Master Yoh has a good heart.

You're very serious about what you're doing.

Yeah'

what is that' anyway?

Holy water.

I bought it online.

This holy water has been blessed from 99 temples.

Amen times 99.

Amen times 99.

Pun'

are you ready?

It's not too late to change your mind.

Actually' …

We can just put a little of it on your skin.

Just do it' master Yoh.

For you'

I'm not afraid of anything.

(holy water)

Erm… Are you sure you're not going to die?

I won't.

I don't die that easy.

Alright. Are you sure?

- Ready? - I'm ready' master Yoh.

Are you sure it's real' master Yoh?

What kind of liquid is this?

I don't feel any burn.

But the smell is unbearable.

Come on. They said it's real.

You can just take me to the temple

and ask the monk to spring me with holy water.

Stop complaining.

Eww! It got in my mouth.

What's so funny' master Yoh?

Nothing.

Thank you for bathing me.

I like it.

I feel clean and happy.

Can you scrub my back?

Harder' master Yoh.

I don't feel a thing yet.

Is this good enough?

I...

- Harder' master Yoh. - Close your ears' honey.

- I don't feel a thing yet. - Let's go.

Hurry up.

I can't take it anymore.

Just a little bit more.

I'm having a good time.

Um.

We have been through a lot together.

When will we get married?

Wait. What do you mean been through a lot?

We just know each other for not that long.

It's a lot.

You just don't know it.

That's why you say otherwise.

I've never dreamed of sitting here doing this for someone.

I want you to do this for me forever.

I will get wet every day.

Yeah.

You should be dry by now.

We had already bathed together.

Shall we… sleep here together tonight' master Yoh?

Huh?

We have done it together before.

The change of location is exciting.

Huh?

Dad! Yoh is going too far!

Please' master Yoh.

I want to lie with you and smell your scent.

Think of it as repayment for what you've done to me today.

Not worth it. And we achieve nothing today.

Scratch my belly.

Please scratch my belly like you would do with master Tuiye.

Oh'

I totally forgot about master Tuiye.

Can you contact lady Kamsai via your phone for me?

Tuiye. I'm coming. Don't cry.

You're going to sleep with me tonight' okay?

Because Pun is… sleeping with his master Yoh.

I mean at Yoh's house' not here.

I'll come pick you up after I close the restaurant' okay?

Is Pun with Yoh?

I like this atmosphere' sleeping in a tent like this…

With you by my side.

Let me ask you.

What is it with you lately?

You're standing out with your flirting.

Standing flirting with you.

Sitting flirting with you.

Standing flirting with you again.

Sitting flirting with you again.

For real though' don't you get tired?

Hello' Yoh.

Hello.

Hey! How did you get here?

What are you doing here?

I intended to come here to see Pun.

Oh…

Oh' did Pun told you?

Did you two agreed to meet?

What are you doing?

Can I join in?

Of course' of course.

We're camping and stargazing.

Stargazing?

Um.

Pun likes to lie down and looks at the sky too.

Erm… Really? That's great.

What? Why are you hiding?

Who's hiding?

They seem to be having an important conversation.

We shouldn't get in the way' should we?

Our house' our turf. We can stay wherever we like.

You have to fight!

Fight what?

Fight for your love. Don't let anyone steal it from you.

Huh?

Hey! Where are you going?

Erm…

Come sit with me' master Yoh.

Yes. Go ahead' Yoh. Pun invited you.

Erm'

- okay. - Just go.

May I sit with you?

So' how did you get to know Pun?

It was a coincidence.

There's no such thing as coincidence in this world.

Erm...

What about Pun?

How did you find Yoh?

I met Pun first

and I moved to the same place he lives.

So' we get to know each other' I guess?

But what a coincidence?

Janja knows Pun too.

Did you go to the same school?

Or how long have you been friend?

Are you close?

Judging by how long we know each other' …

we're very close.

Oh' so' you know each other since you were kids?

I know him for a long…

long time.

Hundreds of years.

Huh? Here's another one who talks like Pun.

They know each other for so long' huh? Does that mean Janja is…

What's wrong' Yoh?

Jam'

we should go to bed.

I'm getting sleepy.

I'm not sleepy yet.

But I do.

What? You're not gonna sleep here anymore?

Erm… Goodnight everyone.

Bye-bye.

Come on' Jam.

Goodnight' Yoh.

Goodnight' Janja.

What is it with you' Yoh?

Come on.

I'm sleepy. It's getting late now.

Dad's gonna complain again.

I'll take my leave.

Don't forget what we talk about.

Goodnight' master Pun.

Goodnight' master Yoh. See you again when you wake up.

Lady Kamsai. I'm hungry.

Don't worry.

Kamsai entrusted me with this.

I will do my best to serve you.

Here you go.

It is guaranteed to be delicious.

Kamsai trained me well.

Where is lady Kamsai' anyway?

One moment please.

I think she's off to do school project with her friends.

That's why she called me in to work in her place.

Why didn't you tell me sooner?

I could have eaten elsewhere.

Come on' Mr. Pun.

But eating here at our place is the best.

It's because of lady Kamsai's skill.

Someday'

I'll make you proud of me.

Aren't you gonna talk about my hair color?

How is it? Do I look good?

You should take your time changing your color…

to practice making pork blood soup instead

so' we'll get more customers.

Roger that' sir!

Come on.

Get ready.

Let's warm up first.

Everyone lifts one finger up.

Let's warm up first.

Your other hand touches your finger...

And roll it around.

That's right.

That's right.

Do it ten times.

Good.

1...

What is this' lady Kamsai?

2...

3...

4...

- 5... 6 - It's aerobic dance.

- Aerobic dance? - 7...

- 8 It's almost there. - Yes.

9...

- 10 - Shin wants our restaurant.

- Next' turn your ears. - To include more activities.

Turn your ears.

- To make this a place of happiness. - Ten times.

Ten times again' to the back.

- He's out of his mind. - Ah' we're done warming up.

Next' we will start dancing.

What a nonsense.

Let's go.

Come on' Pun.

We barely have customer lately.

This is better than being bore.

You agreed with Shin?

Alright' we finished our warm-up.

We're gonna dance for real now.

- Come on. - Let me put the music on. Music!

- Like this. - Follow him.

Go!

1

- Mmm... - 2

3

4

5

6

7

8

Wider' wider.

7 8

9

10 Good. Now' to the next move.

1

2

3 Hey' young man.

- Why don't you do it? - Come on.

Here.

I think he doesn't have an armband yet.

He needs an armband.

Alright'

let's try it.

1

2 See? See?

4

5

6 Look at granny. Look at granny go.

Look at granny. Look at granny go.

- Wearing this give you power. - You can do it' granny.

2 See?

3 See? See?

4

4

5

5

6

7

8 9 10

Great job' everyone.

That's it?

I got more tired from walking up here.

Alright. Since everyone is already up here…

Don't forget to support our pork blood soup place.

Umm.

Promoting their restaurant.

You can take any free table.

That was the dance?

Make yourself at home.

I feel like we baited them here to buy pork blood soup.

Here you go.

I don't see Yoh at all today.

Master Yoh is spending time with his family.

Maybe he doesn't come back yet.

Really?

He never gone for this long.

Are you sure you two don't have any problems?

Problems?

Not from me.

So' Yoh might be busy.

Lady Kamsai!

Can you help me with something?

Help you with what?

You can tell me. Don't worry.

Can you help me…

court master Yoh?

Court him?

Isn't that what you do all the time?

I don't know if I did it right.

I fear that master Yoh will not get my feelings.

What should I do?

Please help me' lady Kamsai.

Make it faster.

Faster?

I don't want to wait any longer.

I'm afraid it will be too late.

Too late for what?

Human lives can be short' …

unlike vampires who can live for a very long time.

Therefore'

I don't want to waste our life while being together.

Are you serious' Pun?

I'm serious.

Do I look not serious?

I'm a serious vampire.

But how can I help you that?

I don't have the experience myself.

Shin!

Yes?

Come here. I need your help with something.

Sure things.

What is it?

This guy wants a boyfriend.

He needs our help.

Huh?!

Mr. Pun wants to do it with me?

By the way' we got a lot of customers today.

We should dance again tomorrow.

Dance with me.

- Sure things. - Right?

We would be great buddies.

Mmm.

♪ Through all my life that I've lived… ♪

♪ I spent it to love you. ♪

♪ And trying to stop myself from fallen in love with you. ♪

♪ I can't help myself but falling in love with you. ♪

♪ I can't help but keep thinking of you. ♪

♪ Every night and day' just like that. ♪

♪ I can't stop my heart from getting closer to yours… ♪

♪ Can't help but getting even closer than this. ♪

♪ Your touch... ♪

♪ You're so sensitive in every aspect. ♪

♪ As I look at you' your smell still lingers in my heart. ♪

♪ When I look into your eyes... ♪

♪ You're buried deep inside my heart... ♪

♪ I'm still fallen in love every time that I meet you. ♪

(Ayu Man Kwan Yuen 1'000 Years old) ♪ I can't help myself but falling in love with you. ♪