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"1000 Years Old" (Episode 6)

♪ Don’t smile yet. ♪

♪ Because your smile will brighten the world too much. ♪

♪ I’m shy. ♪

♪ I’m shy when you give a glace at me. ♪

♪ You know, sometime I seem cold. ♪

♪ It’s nothing. ♪

♪ I just pretend that you’re too normal. ♪

♪ The truth is, ever since I met you... ♪

♪ My life has been a dream. ♪

♪ You write me a new story… ♪

♪ Suddenly brings joy to my life… ♪

♪ My smile has changed since you came in. ♪

♪ Even if the days goes by… ♪

♪ But the nights will still be beautiful. ♪

♪ You came in and made my story meaningful. ♪

♪ In a thousand years, I will still have you. ♪

♪ Even if the days goes by… ♪

♪ But the nights will still be beautiful. ♪

♪ You came in and made my story meaningful. ♪

♪ No matter how many thousand years may past, I will still love you ♪

If this is a TV-drama,

the hero like me should…

Kiss him.

But the hero like me just wants to smell your scent.

You smell so good, so refreshing, master Yoh.

How can I resist?

And for that…

Let’s wait until our relationship develops further, master Yoh.

Goodnight, master Yoh.

See you again when you wake up.

- Check, please. - Yes, sir.

Here.

The change is 30 baht.

30, 30, 30… Here you go.

Thank you.

Oh, Yoh?

Thank you.

Delicious, as usual.

Of course,

everything is delicious here…

Except pork blood soup.

Oh!

Thank you for the food.

Special, 70 Baht.

You can pay monthly.

And it’s free delivery.

I won’t charge you for that.

Hmm?

I’m doing business here.

Sorry for bothering you.

We have a place called All Hail Pork Blood Soup on the rooftop.

If you hungry, you can order and we’ll deliver to your room.

Hot and delicious. Ready to eat.

We serve both in a bag and in a bowl.

Free delivery. No charge at all.

The restaurant is on the rooftop.

Bye-bye.

As for this one,

We’ll accept cash.

I’m joking.

- It’s on the house. - Yeah.

♪ Fly, Fly, Fly up high. Fly up in the air. ♪

♪ Fly, Fly, Fly up high. Fly up in the air. ♪ Hey, don’t you want to help at all?

♪ Fly, Fly, Fly up high. Fly up in the air. ♪

♪ Looking around in the sky, I still get scared… ♪

♪ The wind is strong. The rain is pouring and there's a tornado. ♪

♪ But that won't be a problem ♪ Hot and delicious.

♪ But that won't be a problem ♪

♪ If you use the vision of... ♪

♪ Superman, Superman used to say… ♪

- ♪ Superman, Superman used to say… ♪ - Thank you. - Thank you.

♪ Superman, Superman used to say… ♪

♪ for those who feel weak in your heart… ♪

♪ for those who feel weak in your heart… ♪ We’re losing money before we’re even start, master Yoh.

You’re a vampire.

♪ Just fly up in the sky and look down like... ♪ You have to be more generous, Pun.

♪ Just fly up in the sky and look down like... ♪

♪ Superman. He’s not afraid of anything ♪

♪ Superman. He’s not afraid of anything ♪ How is that relevant?

♪ Superman. He’s not afraid of anything ♪ It is.

♪ Superman. He’s not afraid of anything ♪

♪ No matter how lonely he felt… ♪

Here, pinky promise.

If we don’t get more customer by the end of this month,

I will pay for all the free soup sample that we gave away.

Are you flirting with me?

Huh?

What are you talking about?

That’s nonsense.

Thank you.

Come on, shall we? Let’s open.

It’s almost evening now.

Don’t keep the customer waiting.

Yes, let’s go.

You seem agitated.

You’re being evasive.

You’re trying to change the subject because you’re embarrassed.

Come on,

let’s go.

Go,

go.

(You're on the right track. Walk into the elevator. All hail pork blood soup)

Let’s go.

Here you go.

Here you go, here you go.

Next time, I can make the delivery to your room, Gyoza.

It’s okay. You guys have customers. You guys must be very busy.

It’s fine. No matter how busy we are, we will always deliver.

Grandma, what are you doing up here?

I told you, I’ll get it down for you.

Take my hand. Take my hand.

What would you like to order?

What would you like to order?

What would you like to order?

What would you like to order?

What would you like to order?

Why are you shouting, Shin?

I’m practicing it.

In case the customer comes in.

Please have a seat, sir.

Please have a seat.

We provide free ice.

As for the drink, It’s just plain water.

Drink all you want.

It’s super refreshing.

Quiet down, Shin.

Why didn’t you post that promo video yet?

Should I do that?

Yeah. What are you waiting for?

Well… will it turn out alright?

Of course, It will.

Are you sure?

Everyone acted very well.

So natural, so cute.

Except…

Why are you looking at me?

Am I that gorgeous?

Just post it.

Let the viewer decide.

At least, it’s better than that…

Pork blood soup. All Hail Pork Blood Soup… I mean that song.

But that song is kinda catchy though.

It’s not?

I mean… I think…

I think I want blood.

Your blood.

Can I? Please?

Fine.

Fine. Fine. Fine.

Go ahead.

Has anyone complemented me about my acting yet?

We just uploaded it.

It takes time.

It takes time for people to see it?

It takes time to practice to be a better actor, Pun.

Your acting was so stiff.

Very stiff.

Let’s have pork blood soup.

What stiff?

It’s my character as a vampire.

You guys don’t know anything.

Bring me one bowl.

Yes, sir.

Has anyone commented about my acting yet?

Has anyone commented about my acting yet, master Yoh?

I’m impatient.

Anything yet, master Yoh?

Am I a star yet?

Or you can teach me how to login to TikTok.

I will check it myself.

Has anyone commented about my acting yet, master Yoh?

Master Yoh?

Hey!

Hey!

900k?!

We’re famous now!

(All Hail Pork Blood Soup! @tom.jongjaroen)

Am I famous now?

How did we get so many views?

Let’s celebrate!

What are you guys celebrating?

- Let’s celebrate! - Let’s celebrate!

How about we close for a day?

Let’s go eat pork blood soup at a shopping mall.

At Siam. We’ll take BTS.

Erm…

But our place is better, though.

All Hail Pork Blood Soup restaurant…

is about to rise.

Because we’re the greatest.

It can’t be helped, right?

Super handsome CEO.

Kamsuai. And Redhead.

And my master Yoh.

Let’s celebrate our lovetaurant.

Wait, I mean our restaurant.

You’re too cool.

Of course, I’m the coolest man ever.

Our team is so awesome.

All Hell Pork Blood Soup… I mean, All Hail Pork Blood Soup…

And I have to like you…

I mean, thank you.

Thank you, everyone… For sticking with me…

And be on the same page with me, this Pun right here.

And thanks to my handsomeness.

This is so much fun.

Before we end our celebration,

Shall we dance to our pork blood soup song one more time?

♪ Deew Deew Deew Deew ♪

♪ Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪

♪ When I’m hungry, ♪

- ♪I want pork blood soup. ♪ - Hey.

♪ I go to pork blood soup place. ♪

- ♪All Hail Pork Blood Soup! ♪ - Let’s open. Prepare for customers.

Hey.

Your pork blood soup is ready.

Thank you.

Where are you guys come from?

Oh, we follow you from the clip about the vampire who eats pork blood soup.

Can we take pictures with Mr. vampire?

Of course.

You can also take picture with me, who acted as a pig.

I’m handsome. I’m a good actor.

Pun.

Your fans want to take pictures with you.

You can go ahead.

I don’t like having my picture taken.

Come on.

Just give it a shot, Pun.

I don’t want to.

Will I be able to take a photo?

Turn this way.

What is this?

Come this way.

Mr. Vampire gave it an okay now.

I’m not.

- Can we take pictures with you? - Can we take pictures with you?

This way, this way.

Feel free to take your photo with Mr. Vampire.

Master Yoh!

- Come take a photo with Mr. Vampire - Thank you.

- and then with Mr. Pig. - Master Yoh, help me.

- Mr. Pig is also good though. - Geez. Very handsome

You’re a superstar now, Mr. vampire.

See? More people are starting to love our restaurant.

Because Mr. Pun is our selling point.

With his uniqueness.

Master Yoh, help me.

He’s so cute.

After you got Mr. Vampire’s picture, you can also take your photo with Mr. Pig.

Congratulation!

- I'll take another photo. - To our next step forward.

Ooh, cute.

Yoh!

Don’t tell me you just saw a ghost again.

Our view count just reaches 2 million.

What?

2 million?

We got a lot more follower too.

Our ‘All Hail Pork Blood Soup’ song is now trending.

A lot of people are dancing to it.

Are you serious?

Master Yoh?

You are so fat.

Mr. Pun must feed you very well, huh?

You’re so cute.

Master Tuiye eats everything.

Master Tuiye must be healthy

and live as long as me.

We will be together for a long time and…

Be with master Yoh for a long time too.

Erm… Eat well, master Tuiye.

I’m getting hungry too.

Can you feed me like that as well?

I’m not hungry yet. You guys can eat.

Master Yoh and I,

Just the two of us.

It’s a date.

Huh?

You two can go ahead.

Don’t mind me and Tuiye.

I’ll be right here.

Right in front of my little sister?

What are you waiting for?

Erm…

Okay then.

Why don’t you something other than pork blood soup?

You might like it.

I will get malnourished, master Yoh.

Eating just one food,

that is how you get malnutrition.

If I don't get to smell pork blood soup,

I might die.

That's too much.

You’re exaggerating.

- You’re exaggerating it. - I’m not exaggerating, master Yoh.

I’m being serious.

Waiter. Take our order, please.

I’ll have this.

But… if I get your smell as a substitute,

I might survive.

I may live on for a long time.

And this one,

that’s all for now.

Can I, master Yoh?

What are you talking?

It’s embarrassing.

What’s so embarrassing about that?

Well, this right there.

That’s not something… we talk about.

Because… it sounded like I’m flirting with you?

Erm… Well… something like that.

In that case…

Can I smell master Yoh for the rest of my life?

See? I’m flirting with you again.

Mr. Pun!

What are you talking about?

Here, I’m flirting with you.

What are you talking? I don’t understand you.

Here, I’m flirting with you.

I’m not asking you to repeat that.

I’m asking, what are you talking about?

Here, I’m flirting with you.

What are you talking about?

Here, I’m flirting with you.

What are you talking about?

Here, I’m flirting with you.

But it smells so nice.

See?

Do you want to give it a taste?

You said it.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

When I said it smell so nice, I mean your smell, master Yoh.

That’s why I’m going to taste you,

as you said.

Wait a minute.

I’m not eating anymore.

Are you a dog?

I’m like master Tuiye.

Just finish your meal. I’m getting hungry.

Just dig in, quick.

I’m getting hungry.

Can you feed me like you fed master Tuiye earlier?

Can you do that for me?

That’s the way I feed Tuiye earlier.

How am I supposed to eat like that, master Yoh?

Just eat like a cat.

Do what a cat would do.

You said it.

Yeah, dig in.

Like a cat would do.

Meow! Meow!

Master Tuiye does that do me too.

Master Yoh have to scratch my belly now.

Huh?

This is crazy. Am I scratching his belly right now?

What is happening?

What is that?

Belly scratching.

Huh?

May I have your order, please?

Pun, that’s enough.

Meow!

I’m a cat today.

If he is free, can I take a picture with him?

Of course.

Mr. Pun.

Your fans want to take pictures with you.

So cute.

You guys go ahead.

I’m sleeping.

I should be a cat again tomorrow.

I’m done being a vampire.

Funny.

You’re so funny.

If our restaurant continues like this forever…

♪ Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪

That would be great.

♪ When I’m hungry, ♪

- I won’t be lonely anymore. - ♪I want pork blood soup. ♪

- ♪I go to pork blood soup place. ♪ - No more solitary.

♪ All Hail Pork Blood Soup! ♪

♪ Deew Deew Deew Deew ♪

♪ Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪

- ♪When I’m hungry, ♪ - I was away for a few days.

What the hell happened.

Nothing much.

I just opened a pork blood soup restaurant.

And what’s next?

♪ Daew Daew ♪

- And… - ♪Daew Daew ♪

- ♪When I’m hungry, ♪ - Nothing else.

♪ I want pork blood soup. ♪

♪ I go to pork blood soup place. ♪

- It’s kinda entertaining. - ♪All Hail Pork Blood Soup! ♪

- ♪Deew Deew Deew Deew ♪ - I felt as if my life became more colorful.

♪ Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪

♪ When I’m hungry, ♪

- This place… - ♪I want pork blood soup. ♪

- has changed me a lot. - ♪I go to pork blood soup place. ♪

- ♪I go to pork blood soup place. ♪ - It’s great.

One more time, one more time.

- ♪Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪ - I think there’s something else.

Nothing. What?

♪ I go to pork blood soup place. ♪

Is it?

It’s nothing.

Don’t lie to me.

I’m not lying.

♪ All Hail Pork Blood Soup! ♪

Sure.

♪ Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪

♪ When I’m hungry, ♪

♪ I want pork blood soup. ♪

♪ I go to pork blood soup place. ♪

Here,

♪ I go to pork blood soup place. ♪

my souvenir.

You should sell it.

Make squid porridge or something.

Sure, go head.

♪ Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪

Mr. Pun!

♪ Superman, Superman used to say… ♪

♪ You don't have to look that far. ♪

So, you’re not interested in aliens anymore?

What? It’s not like that.

I still like it.

YOU F O & the gang. Have you forgotten?

Of course not.

You’re overreacting.

Where did your heart go now?

My heart?

Hmm?

Aliens or a vampire?

Huh?

Aliens or a vampire?

What’s it gonna be?

Aliens or a vampire?

Aliens, of course.

Who would pay attention to that vampire?

Who? No one.

I’m just kidding.

You know what my brain only cares about.

How would I know that? I thought you changed your mind and went after a vampire.

I’m not interested in something like that.

Okay, I will keep doing my thesis about UFOs.

But Luis, he might change to something else.

And I haven’t asked Bowie yet.

Um.

And you, tell me when you decided on your subject.

We still have time to think.

I’m off for now.

- Okay, bye. - Bye.

You’re so hurry to send me off.

Don’t have too much fun.

- I’m jealous. - Come on, It’s school break.

You went to a meditation retreat too.

Your face is so full of good vibes now.

Bye.

Will you be up on the rooftop today?

Of course.

(Take the elevator up to the 6th floor and continue. All hell the pork blood soup!)

You want to go to All Hail Pork Blood Soup?

Yes.

Where is Pun, anyway?

Yoh. You didn’t see him?

He followed me?

Oh, Pun likes to take the stairs.

When he walks down,

I might have taken an elevator up.

Yeah, you’re right,

I think.

He should be back soon.

Here you go, dear customer.

I sent the money.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

Can we really see UFOs in Bangkok, Yoh?

The sky here has too much light pollution.

It would be hard to see.

I never saw anything too.

What’s it gonna be?

Aliens or a vampire?

I’m heading off now.

Okay.

Erm... where is Pun, anyway?

I don’t know either. Maybe he has gone to bed?

That’s strange.

Where has he gone?

Who would pay attention to that vampire? Who? No one.

I thought you changed your mind and went after vampire.

Nope. Not a chance.

- I'm not interested about that. - Umm.

But actually… I almost forgot all about UFOs

and aliens,

every time I’m with Pun.

Who is that?

Is that you, Pun?

Don’t tell me, it’s the ghost.

Can I sleep with you tonight?

I’m scared of the ghost in my room.

By the way, early tonight…

No, where have you been this whole evening?

Pun. Are you okay?

Why don’t you talk to me?

What’s up?

Yoh, what are you doing?

Look at what I send you through LINE.

What is it?

Just look at it. Hurry.

Are you serious? Vampires are real? ( #ThaiVampire)

- Thai vampire situation is getting serious now. - In the middle of the city.

Around 10 pm today, the body of vampire attack victim was found

- In a secluded alleyway near SF Apartment. - It happened around the same time as…

It’s happened so close to us.

When Pun disappeared.

Which can only mean…

♪ Through all my life that I’ve lived… ♪

♪ I spent it to love you. ♪

♪ And trying to stop myself from fallen in love with you. ♪

♪ I can’t help myself but falling in love with you. ♪

♪ I can’t help but keep thinking of you. ♪

♪ Every night and day, just like that. ♪

♪ I can’t stop my heart from getting closer to yours… ♪

♪ Can’t help but getting even closer than this. ♪

♪ Your touch... ♪

♪ You’re so sensitive in every aspect. ♪

♪ As I look at you, your smell still lingers in my heart. ♪

♪ When I look into your eyes... ♪

♪ You’re buried deep inside my heart... ♪

♪ I’m still fallen in love every time that I meet you. ♪

♪ I can’t help myself but falling in love with you. ♪ "1000 Years Old"