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Mr. Pun.

Actually, I can tell you the truth.

My friends and I… We had been studying about…

Ouch!

Vampire?

Yes,

I have lived for hundreds of years

just to drink your pure blood.

No.

Am I going to be turned into a vampire?

No, no!

No, no!

Why do you have to bite my neck?

No. I don’t want it.

Please, don’t hurt me. I’m scared.

Please let me go.

No. I don’t want it.

Please, don’t hurt me. I’m scared.

Please let me go.

You scared of vampire?

I’m not scared!

I’m just messing with you.

I just want to know whether you love vampires or not.

Who is gonna love that? Are you crazy?

What are you playing?

But I would like you to love us.

Nice vampires do exist, you know?

Are you leaving already?

I thought you have something to inform me.

Nothing. I don’t want to talk to a weirdo.

Who’s a weirdo?

See you again next time, master Yo.

There’s no next time!

Fun...

It's fun.

"1000 Years old" (Episode 2)

♪ Don’t smile yet. ♪

♪ Because your smile will brighten the world too much. ♪

♪ I’m shy. ♪

♪ I’m shy when you give a glace at me. ♪

♪ You know, sometime I seem cold. ♪

♪ It’s nothing. ♪

♪ I just pretend that you’re too normal. ♪

♪ The truth is, ever since I met you... ♪

♪ My life has been a dream. ♪

♪ You write me a new story… ♪

♪ Suddenly brings joy to my life… ♪

♪ My smile has changed since you came in. ♪

♪ Even if the days goes by… ♪

♪ But the nights will still be beautiful. ♪

♪ You came in and made my story meaningful. ♪

♪ In a thousand years, I will still have you. ♪

♪ Even if the days goes by… ♪

♪ But the nights will still be beautiful. ♪

♪ You came in and made my story meaningful. ♪

♪ No matter how many thousand years may past, I will still love you ♪

My name is Pun.

Do you want to know about me?

It's going to be sad.

I'll tell you...

Will you believe me if I tell you I have lived on this earth for many centuries?

I lived through many eras.

And that's just it...

People around me... age, suffer, and die with time,

but not me... I have to face every story alone.

I feel sorrowful,

as if I've been cursed to be alone in this seemingly endless time.

I've just been living day by day.

Eating blood from Namtok noodles

because the seller won't sell just the pork blood,

and I have to pick out the garlic that I don't like

because the seller insists on putting it in, even though I've repeatedly told her not to.

I'm so tired.

Tired of my own handsome face that never changes.

Tired of being born and not aging with anyone.

I can't remember when I was born anymore.

It's been too long...

My life is just empty claims, loneliness.

All I can do is wait...

to leave this world... When?

It's so sad, very, very sad.

The scorching heat

and the umbrella are so far away.

But I hate the heat from the sun.

It’s so hot.

But one day...

Don’t go out today or you will be doomed.

I warn you. Don’t fight with anyone.

Or will this be a chance… for me to die as I wished.

It's time.

Let's do it.

I'm more than ready.

Goodbye to the thousand years that I’ve lived.

It’s sad.

In my next life, I want to be a cat.

No, wait, cats have nine lives.

I don't want that.

Goodbye, Sun.

You who have a bright light that burns skin.

This country is so damn hot.

But I like it here…

Because... sorry, I couldn't continue the story in time. Because I'm dead.

Hmm?

Smell...

Too fragrant.

(Pork blood soup)

Pork blood soup,

Thailand’s soft power,

The one thing I adore the most in this world.

No matter what, I'm not dead yet.

If that's the case, then I'll live to eat.

This is terrible.

♪ Do you fear the rain ♪

I hate the sound of thunder. ♪ Fear the thunder's roar just like me? ♪

♪ Fear the thunder's roar just like me? ♪

I can’t seem to fix it.

But when I'm with Yo, ♪ I fear the stars ♪

♪ I fear the stars ♪

I have to act cool.

♪ Fear the overwhelming darkness in the sky ♪

I can't afford to be weak. ♪ Fear the overwhelming darkness in the sky ♪

♪ fear the overwhelming darkness in the sky ♪

Now that you know this, you can see the truth, can't you?

That I’m a vampire.

A vampire with recessive genes.

My only superpower is that I can’t be hurt or be killed.

Other than that, there's nothing to write home about.

Goodnight. For tomorrow when I wake up,

I can keep enjoying the sweet taste of pork blood soup.

(For sell 097-245-9337)

It’s over, man.

(For sale 097-245-9337)

They moved back to their hometown to take care of family.

They won’t be coming back.

My pork blood soup,

why did you have to die before me? (For sale 097-245-9337)

We’re having a promotion. For the month of love.

A set for couples with cats in the room.

Will you use that promotion?

We will use the couple promotion today.

Lucky, huh... that Tuiye still has food that cats like this much, right here.

So hungry…

I want to eat blood tofu soup.

Tuiye.

I'm famished.

Hmm...

Are you a vampire?

Yeah...

Funny.

You have a loose screw in your head?

You can talk to psychiatrist about that, you know?

Yeah.

But you do like to eat blood.

Are you really a vampire?

Yes, I am a vampire.

Funny.

Then Yo must be a vampire too

because he likes pork blood soup as well.

What about that black cat? Is it a vampire too?

Is this a reunion for pork blood soup lovers?

All hail the pork blood soup.

But this place is not as good as our old one.

Want to try this restaurant?

I really want to ask.

You seem very obsessed with vampires, Pun.

I’m not obsessed but I am a vampire.

I knew it. As soon as he got caught acting weird,

he keeps it cool by pretend to be another weird thing.

He’s so suspicious.

I heard that aliens or Martians like to blend in with human.

But this guy is so obvious.

And which planet does vampires come from?

Let me see, will he slip up?

Well, this planet, of course... Earth.

It's here.

Planet earth.

Yeah, he’s right.

Some research said that the aliens are actually originated from our Earth,

they just live in different era.

Maybe he came back from the future?

But let's smooth things over and talk about vampires.

And... how many species are they?

How can people suddenly turn into a vampire?

From getting their neck bitten?

I don’t know either.

I was born a vampire, about thousand years ago.

A thousand years old, huh…?

Because my mother married a vampire

so, I was born with vampire blood.

Or maybe, he’s just crazy?

Oh, that’s why you like blood

and hate sun light?

But don’t tell anyone about this.

It’s a secret.

Okay.

It’s a secret.

I won’t tell anyone.

I have to move a lot.

I can’t stay in one place for too long.

The people around me will grow older over time

but my face will stay the same.

What's your name?

Big brother... Why do you look so young?

I'm really confused.

I have to forever be alone.

When I bond with someone, they will grow old and leave me.

What a story.

He sure did his homework researching about vampires.

I almost believe it.

And actually,

I just moved here.

What?

You said you lived here a long time ago.

So, you lie about your rent fee too?

Come on.

It’s because I didn’t know you enough to share my secret.

But I think we’re friends now

since you treated me to pork blood soup with pure intentions.

Just like that?

Oh… Um.

I’m easy going like that.

Maybe because I’m lonely?

I thought I might get along with you.

At first, I was not going to tell you.

Last night, I saw you afraid

and said you don’t like vampires.

Please, don’t tell anyone about this.

I don't like when people come to disturb me.

Except you.

Except me?

I feel special.

Okay, okay. I won’t tell anyone.

Hey, how’s it going?

I think he’s crazy. You guys must believe me.

Are there still vampires in the world?

They are.

In the movies.

- Ergh! - Oh.

See?

Then he’s obviously not a vampire But an alien.

In conclusion, I think our friend might be going crazy too.

He said he’s a vampire, you say he’s an alien.

But you guys must keep it a secret. Don’t tell anyone.

- Yeah, yeah. - Um.

- Hey. - Hey.

What?

What?

Hey.

How did Thai vampire be trending right now? (#ThaiVampire)

What is it?

I think someone died and their postmortem condition seem very strange.

How strange?

Pale…

Is he a white person?

Luis, that’s not funny.

He was drained of blood

and…

there was a bite mark on his neck.

On the neck?

Here, take a look.

But they blurred the body though.

Maybe they are real. The vampires.

People are starting to talk about it.

- What do you say? - Nonsense.

But this Pun guy that you tell us about,

- didn’t he say he’s a vampire too? - He was just talking nonsense.

He was just talking nonsense.

Who in their right mind would admit that they’re a vampire?

Well, Pun did.

But they shouldn’t be real… I guess?

Right? What do you guys think?

But we still believe in alien life.

How can’t we believe in such a thing then?

And what if it's not real at all,

- like not real at all? - Well, it could be true, who knows.

- It's not real at all, understand? - Well, who knows? Maybe...

Let's just imagine... Humans as the only species in the universe.

Just think about it, the only ones in the whole galaxy.

Man, why do you always have to be a buzzkill?

You don’t believe, then why are you in our gang?

I’m sorry.

That’s true though. We still believe in alien

so, why can’t vampire exist, right?

Hey.

What?

Hey, the guy who died was a student in our college.

- Huh? - Huh?

- It’s means... - Shit.

It’s means the incident happened close by.

- Please take a look, check. - Hey.

Then, should be change our project into finding vampires?

Seems easier to find than an alien around here.

I’m kidding.

Or should we prove it?

Prove that vampires exist.

Well...

How?

Will...

Will it work?

Vampires are afraid of crucifixes.

Hey, won’t this be dangerous?

But we’ll have to get into his room.

Nah,

Pun seems like… a nice guy.

Why don’t we just wait downstairs? There are more people.

If something bad happens, a bystander might help us.

Um.

Motherfucker won’t listen to your friend at all.

- Yeah… Don’t get your neck sucked in there. - Yeah.

(407)

Hey!

Erm…

how can I help you?

Do you know this room?

(407)

Hmm?

I saw you just moved in recently. I guess you don’t know about this room’s history.

Come here... I'll tell you.

Come here...

There are two haunted room in this floor.

The first one is room.

407

No one can stay in that room for long. They all moved out in 2 or 3 days, at most.

But that guy…

I don’t know how he managed to stay. Like he doesn’t afraid of ghost at all.

Hmn...

I’m not sure either.

Hey…

Do you know how they die?

I don’t know

- and I don’t want to know. - Hey!

It’s okay. I will tell you.

Yeah.

Many years ago, a guy lived there.

He was tall,

looked like a troublemaker.

I saw him bring pretty women to his room almost every day.

Sometimes he brought young men too.

But nothing happened.

Oh!

Until one day...

What day?

He came out of his room alone.

He came out alone?

What’s so weird about that?

Of course, it’s weird.

I have some kind of sense about this.

And it was true as I thought…

What did you see?

He forgot to turn off the light in his room.

I knew it. I knew he doesn’t care about saving energy.

Sit down... sit down.

But I’m not done yet.

Sit comfortably. This one is placed here. Oh, hold it.

You’re wasting my time, aunty.

Give me back 5 minutes of my life.

Relax, young man. Have a seat.

Can you get to the ending?

Well, I saw dead body of a girl lying there.

Huh?

She was pale, motionless.

Don’t tell me that her neck…

I don’t know if it was a mosquito bite or something.

Yeah.

Be careful, there are a lot of insects here.

I've already been bitten.

Um.

Can I go now?

Yeah.

Just like what we saw on the news.

Shit! What do we do? Things are getting too serious, guys.

So,

what do we do now?

Oh, that's it.

The possibility of vampires being real is now higher than ever.

- Hey! - What is it?

Yo. Hello! What is it?

Yo. Hello! Did you hear me?

- Erm… Bow… I… - What is it?

- I found Pun. - What? Wait, wait.

You don't have to mess around.

- You stay out of it. - I’ll call you back.

Hey! Yo!

Mr. Pun...

Vampires are afraid of crucifixes.

(412)

Oh! It’s getting cold.

Thank you.

I’m not going to drink from your neck.

Hmm? What? That’s not what I thought.

I was just feeling cold.

Sure.

Oh… so, he wasn’t a vampire. He’s not afraid of crucifixes.

This is yours?

Erm...

Are you planning to use it against me?

Erm, well...

I thought it’s pretty so, I bought it for you.

Yes, do you like it?

Can you wear it for me?

Huh?

Go ahead, wear it.

Fine.

Since you bought it for me as a gift.

Right?

Umm.

Your scent... so fragrant. It's not allergic to pork blood soup.

Hey!

Wait, wait. What are you doing?

Can I sleep here and smell your scent all night?

Huh?

No! No!

Of course not!

Why not?

Master Yo lives alone too, don't you?

Except... but... that spirit.

Erm, no, no.

I don’t live alone.

Today, my friends and…

Oh, yes, friends.

My sister will come stay with me.

My sister will come to bed soon.

The room was so... full.

Um...

So, maybe next time.

Umm.

Or if you really don’t have anyone, you can call me.

They will.

They will, they will. They will be here later.

Oh, you see?

My sister just called.

Yo, how are you doing?

Long time no see.

Jam, where are you right now?

I’m heading home.

Can you come to see me?

Why?

Just come here.

I miss you.

That’s strange but okay.

Yay!

My sister will be here shortly.

Great.

I’ll get to know your family.

Erm...

Come and eat, master Yo.

Thank you so much

for this necklace.

I will treasure this birthday gift very dearly.

Birthday?

Yes,

today is my birthday, 900 years ago.

I have never received any gift like humans do, and I never spent it with anyone.

Any gift like humans…

For my birthday every year,

I was alone.

So sad.

- ♪Happy birthday to you. ♪ - ♪Happy birthday to you. ♪

Blow the candles.

Hey, hold on a sec.

You have to make a wish first.

What am I supposed to do?

Well, you make a wish for yourself or anything, really.

Like,

may I be happy

and have pork blood soup to eat for the rest of my life, Something like that.

So, you can only make a wish for yourself?

Yeah.

For anyone around you.

You can wish they have good pork blood soup too.

Then, I wish...

I will live on for a very long time.

With you, Master Yo.

And I wish Master Yo,

Lady Jam, your family,

Lady Kamsai

along with Master Tuiye, my beloved cat

may you all have happy and healthy life

and...

have delicious pork blood soup to eat for the rest of everyone's natural life span.

Why pork blood soup though?

Vampire’s favorite... I mean, Pun’s favorite food.

May you all live long and prosper.

- Amen. - Amen.

Long live Mr. Pun.

- Long live Mr. Pun. - Long live Mr. Pun.

Can you read this? (Long live Mr. Pun.)

Why?

Well... your hair is completely covering your eyes.

Eat now.

- Shall we cut your hair? - Eat now.

Eat now, eat now.

Not that much.

Eat now, eat now.

And who bought this cake?

I’m the one who bought it myself. Yo was the one who told me to buy it.

- Really? - Yes.

Oh, when will I get to eat?

- Eat it. - Eat it.

As a birthday present

that I will keep well.

♪ Run away... ♪

♪ I'm just running ♪

I will live to one thousand years. ♪ From this emotion ♪

Yo, there’s someone in the mirror just now. ♪ Because knowing the truth can be so cruel ♪

- Much more than ordinary humans. - Must be your imagination.

♪ I still tremble... every time I'm with you ♪

I’m scared. ♪ I still tremble... every time I'm with you ♪

♪ I still tremble... every time I'm with you ♪

It’s nothing. ♪ I still tremble... every time I'm with you ♪

I live here but I didn’t see anything yet. ♪ Just that much ♪

♪ Just that much ♪

But then again, ♪ But I'll just be a good friend ♪

♪ But I'll just be a good friend ♪

how can I stay alive for so long? ♪ But I'll just be a good friend ♪

There’s nothing in there.

♪ Just be a good friend ♪

Don't overreact! ♪ Just be a good friend ♪

♪ I'll be there, caring for you... ♪

If I have no one, ♪ I'll be there, caring for you... ♪

♪ I'll be there, caring for you... by your side, hoping for the best ♪

♪ just be a good friend ♪

no purpose in life. ♪ Just be a good friend ♪

Every day that goes by must be really boring. ♪ I'll truly stop right here ♪

♪ And I'll always hope for the best, to be your friend forever ♪

Really boring. ♪ And I'll always hope for the best, ♪

♪ And I'll always hope for the best, to be your friend forever ♪

But now...

I think I just found it.

I found my purpose. ♪ I entrust you with... ♪

♪ I entrust you with... to find happiness in place of me ♪

♪ Because I can't do it anymore ♪

♪ If one day you meet someone good ♪

Pun wasn’t afraid of a cross.

Maybe... ♪ I'll be happy for you ♪

he’s not a real vampire. ♪ But I'll just be a good friend ♪

No. I have to make sure ♪ But I'll just be a good friend ♪

that he is not. ♪ Just be a good friend ♪

♪ just be a good friend ♪

What about garlic?

♪ And I'll always hope for the best, to be your friend forever ♪

Vampire are afraid of garlic. ♪ And I'll always hope for the best, ♪

Garlic? ♪ To be your friend forever ♪

♪ And I'll always hope for the best, to be your friend forever ♪

♪ It's wrong that I've liked you for so long ♪

♪ secretly loved you for so long ♪

All hail the pork blood soup. ♪ And... I know it's not right, ♪

♪ and... I know it's not right, and it shouldn't be ♪

And... ♪ and... I know it's not right, and it shouldn't be ♪

and have delicious pork blood soup ♪ Maybe it's wrong that I've liked you ♪

♪ Maybe it's wrong that I've liked you for so long ♪

to eat for the rest of everyone natural life span. ♪ Loved you for so long ♪

♪ loved you for so long ♪

But this place is not as good as our old one.

♪ Knowing it's not right and shouldn't be ♪

♪ It's not wrong for you to love anyone, to love whoever you want ♪

♪ It's not wrong for you to love anyone ♪

Maybe I...

♪ Through all my life that I’ve lived… ♪

♪ I spent it to love you. ♪

♪ And trying to stop myself from fallen in love with you. ♪

♪ I can’t help myself but falling in love with you. ♪

♪ I can’t help but keep thinking of you. ♪

♪ Every night and day, just like that. ♪

♪ I can’t stop my heart from getting closer to yours… ♪

♪ Can’t help but getting even closer than this. ♪

♪ Your touch... ♪

♪ You’re so sensitive in every aspect. ♪

♪ As I look at you, your smell still lingers in my heart. ♪

♪ When I look into your eyes... ♪

♪ You’re buried deep inside my heart... ♪

♪ I’m still fallen in love every time that I meet you. ♪

♪ I can’t help myself but falling in love with you. ♪