Original subtitles

♪ Superman, Superman used to say… ♪ (All hail the pork blood soup! Mr.Pun)

♪ for those who feel weak in your heart… ♪

♪ Just fly up in the sky and look down like... ♪

♪ Superman. He’s not afraid of anything ♪ ♪ Superman ♪

♪ No matter how lonely he felt… ♪

♪ But the higher you’re in the sky, The tinier your problem will be ♪

The first day of opening our restaurant.

And the first customer that we have all been waiting for… has arrived.

♪ Fly, Fly, Fly up high. Fly up in the air. ♪

♪ Looking around on the sky, … ♪

Aunty…

Would you kindly sweep back there for us?

Lots of fallen leaves over there.

Sure, sure.

Back there, please.

"1000 Years Old" (Episode 5)

♪ Don’t smile yet. ♪

♪ Because your smile will brighten the world too much. ♪

♪ I’m shy. ♪

♪ I’m shy when you give a glace at me. ♪

♪ You know, sometime I seem cold. ♪

♪ It’s nothing. ♪

♪ I just pretend that you’re too normal. ♪

♪ The truth is, ever since I met you... ♪

♪ My life has been a dream. ♪

♪ You write me a new story… ♪

♪ Suddenly brings joy to my life… ♪

♪ My smile has changed since you came in. ♪

♪ Even if the days goes by… ♪

♪ But the nights will still be beautiful. ♪

♪ You came in and made my story meaningful. ♪

♪ In a thousand years, I will still have you. ♪

♪ Even if the days goes by… ♪

♪ But the nights will still be beautiful. ♪

♪ You came in and made my story meaningful. ♪

♪ No matter how many thousand years may past, I will still love you ♪

- Oops! - There you go.

No need to give me pork blood soup.

- Just plain rice is enough. - It’s okay.

Today is our grand opening. That one’s on the house.

Really, young man?

Free water, self-service, over there.

But if you want to sit on my lap, over here.

I’m joking.

Sure. Can I have fresh vegetables as well?

Certainly.

There you go, ma’am.

Thank you.

Hmm.

All Hail Pork Blood Soup is now open.

All Hail Pork Blood Soup is now open.

Delicious and aromatic. We give generous portions.

All Hail Pork Blood Soup!

- All Hail Pork Blood Soup! - Shin,

stop it. It’s very late now.

Your noise will disturb other people.

What about aunty, granny and that spicy girl?

Where are they?

They didn’t show up today.

They might be sleeping by now.

We should do something to promote our place further.

Like writing a song about pork blood soup.

A song?

Yes.

If it goes viral people will dance along with it and share it.

People now a days will follow whatever is trending.

Like in Tiktok.

And… how would that bring people to our place?

If the song is a hit,

people will want to find us.

The song is nice?

And will this really make people want to eat our pork blood soup?

I think it’s ridiculous.

A song like that?

Who would want to dance along with it?

I can’t imagine.

♪ Deew Deew Deew Deew ♪

♪ Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪

♪ When I’m hungry, ♪

♪ I want pork blood soup. ♪

♪ I go to pork blood soup place. ♪

- ♪All Hail Pork Blood Soup! ♪ - All Hail

Through hundreds of years that I have live,

I never did anything so embarrassing.

It hurts my dignity.

For god’s sake, master Yoh.

I think you’re cute.

You were born to be in a boy band, Pun.

Yes.

Master Yoh’s compliment…

makes it even more embarrassing.

He's embarrassed.

Come on, everyone. Let’s do this.

Get up.

One, two, three…

♪ Deew Deew Deew Deew ♪

♪ Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪

♪ When I’m hungry, ♪

♪ I want pork blood soup. ♪

♪ I go to the pork blood soup place. ♪

♪ All Hail Pork Blood Soup! ♪

One, two, three…

♪ Deew Deew Deew Deew ♪

♪ Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪

♪ When I’m hungry, ♪

♪ I want pork blood soup. ♪

♪ I go to the pork blood soup place. ♪

♪ All Hail Pork Blood Soup! ♪

♪ Deew Deew Deew Deew ♪

♪ Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪

♪ When I’m hungry, ♪

- Let’s go. Upload it. - ♪I want pork blood soup. ♪

Let’s go. Upload it.

Are you sure?

- Um. - Just do it.

And… what’s next?

60 for normal, 70 for special.

I’ll use QR code.

Sure things.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Please visit us again.

♪ Deew Deew Deew Deew ♪

♪ Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪

♪ When I’m hungry, ♪

♪ I want pork blood soup. ♪

♪ I go to the pork blood soup place. ♪

♪ Blood soup... ♪

Have we reach one hundred views yet?

We haven’t got a single view.

Who wrote that song anyway?

Shin did.

I told you.

That is useless.

I will support you.

Bring me another bowl, special.

Okay.

Oh,

I forgot to feed master Tuiye.

I’ll be right back.

Okay.

♪ Deew Deew Deew Deew ♪

♪ Daew Daew Daew Daew ♪

♪ When I’m hungry, ♪

♪ I want pork blood soup. ♪

How will the view count goes up if there’s only us watching?

♪ All Hail Pork Blood Soup! ♪

I’ll ask my friend to help.

Great.

Fine. I will ask Luis and Pak and her partner to play along.

Alright. I’ll help too.

Great.

Still no one?

We just got three more.

Wasn’t that just us from before?

Hmm…

We really got no viewers at all?

Yes, or there is something wrong with the system.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Take it.

All Hell Pork Blood Soup. No, All Hail… No, wait, that’s correct.

We are now open.

It’s on the rooftop.

All Hail Pork Blood Soup is open for business.

It’s on the rooftop.

All Hail Pork Blood Soup.

Come visit us, ladies and gentlemen.

It goes like this, aunty.

Start with this.

And then… ♪Deew Deew ♪

And then… ♪Daew Daew ♪

♪ When I’m hungry, ♪

♪ I want pork blood soup. ♪

♪ I want pork blood soup. ♪

♪ Pork blood soup... ♪

- ♪All Hail ♪ - ♪All Hail ♪

Like this, like this.

Closed fist.

Oh, closed fist.

♪ All Hail ♪

One more time, granny.

Again?

Should I start recording?

♪ Deew Deew Deew Deew ♪

Come visit us.

We make fresh every day.

High quality pork liver and blood.

Very nice pork, finely minced.

We’re on the rooftop.

Very easy to access.

It’s not that high up. We also have an elevator.

People in traffic jam, are you hungry?

If you’re hungry, come to our place on the rooftop.

All Hail Pork Blood Soup is now open.

Aunty.

No, no. I’m not good at that.

I saw you snooping around.

Do you want to help us?

I’m fine. I don’t want to help.

I just want to be nosy.

Oh…

Oh, Pun?

Where are you going?

I ran out of food for Master Tuiye.

I got complained now.

I have to go buy a new batch.

Would you like to come with me?

You asking me?

Yes,

I’m asking you with my sincere heart.

Erm… I was about to… teach aunty our dance.

Just go with him.

Go, go.

I was talking to aunty…

Just go. He already asked you out.

Go.

- Goodbye then. - Okay.

How do we get there?

Where do we go?

Shopping mall,

Downtown.

We walk.

Huh?

Walk?

Yes,

I walk around everywhere,

every time.

But it’s very far away.

I got an umbrella.

I applied sunblock.

And I’m fully dressed.

Good to go.

But there is a better way than walking.

Running?

I’m not going with you anymore.

Wait, master…

In that case, how would you travel?

What do you suggest?

It’s up to you, master Yoh.

Please enlighten me.

I’m ready! Let’s go!

All Hail Pork Blood Soup is now open.

All Hail Pork Blood Soup is now open.

We’re on the rooftop, everyone. Feel free to visit us

at All Hail Pork Blood Soup. We’re on the rooftop.

How about BTS?

Convenient, easy,

fast and comfortable.

Wow!

Really?

(Warning: Do not open umbrellas on the electric train system.)

Don’t be scared.

(Warning: Do not open umbrellas on the electric train system.)

Here.

For me?

Um.

A gift?

You have to tap it there to get inside.

Wait for me.

Thank you for this thing.

I think I like it.

It’s sturdy.

Nice temperature in here.

Nice and cool just like you said, master Yoh.

Yeah.

I like the coolness in here.

And where can this thing teleport us to?

Siam, I guess?

It can travel back in time to the Siamese kingdom era?

I’m just kidding.

Did you enjoy the pun?

Just like how I held on to you back then.

You have to hold on to the railing not the person in front of you.

Or we both are gonna fall.

If you fall down, I’ll fall with you.

I won’t leave you behind.

Um.

That was kinda romantic, master Yoh.

Huh?

To stand beside you on a transport like that.

We should go on a date again sometime.

A date?

What are you talking about?

I’m just speaking my mind, master Yoh.

Master Yoh?

Ouch! Hot! Hot!

Wait for me, master Yoh.

One fresh pork blood soup, please.

Sure things.

Please have a seat, sir.

Please have a seat.

Water is over there. Self-service.

But if you want to sit on my lap…

Or not, that’s fine too.

I would love to be a regular here.

Don’t.

I don’t see other people here.

You don’t have other customers, except me.

Just eat up and go away.

Why is your restaurant shooing customer away though?

Pun!

Sorry about him.

I’m sorry.

He’s always has bad manner.

When did I have bad manner?

You’re doing it right now.

You pay my bill.

That will be 140.

I said he will pay for me.

Do you accept cash?

You can pay in cash or scan. It’s up to you.

Get out.

Good evening, master Yoh.

Good evening.

Gyoza, don’t.

Don’t hold me back, Gyoza.

Good!

That was fun!

See you later.

I will come back.

I’m starting to like this place.

What a douchebag.

Are you okay?

Are you alright, Pun?

Can someone come with me?

Alright!

Kamsai, can you go with Gyoza?

Call me if you need anything.

Just ignore him.

By the way, who is this Somchai guy?

Forget about him.

You don’t need to know him.

You don’t seem to like him very much.

I don’t like him.

And why does he want trouble with you anyway?

But don’t worry. I will keep you safe, Pun.

You want to protect me?

Yes, that’s right, I think?

I’m the one who should be protecting you.

He’s being romantic again.

♪ I can’t help myself but falling in love with you. ♪

♪ I can’t help but keep thinking of you. ♪

♪ Every night and day, just like that. ♪

♪ I can’t stop my heart from getting closer to yours… ♪

♪ Can’t help but getting even closer than this. ♪

♪ Can’t help but getting even closer than this. ♪ I will not let anything harm you.

♪ Your touch... ♪ Protecting me

♪ You’re so sensitive in every aspect. ♪ Protecting me why? Protect me from what?

♪ As I look at you, your smell still lingers in my heart. ♪

♪ When I look into your eyes... ♪ From everything.

And I will protect you… because you are mine.

I’m yours?

When did that happen?

And… he means me?

That’s crazy.

You are mine.

No one can hurt you.

I have to keep my eyes on you.

Don't take your eyes off.

Is he going that far?

♪ You’re so sensitive in every aspect. ♪ What are you thinking, Mr. Pun?

♪ As I look at you, your smell still lingers in my heart. ♪ I don’t understand.

♪ As I look at you, your smell still lingers in my heart. ♪

♪ Your touch... ♪

♪ You’re so sensitive in every aspect. ♪

♪ As I look at you, your smell still lingers in my heart. ♪

♪ You’re so sensitive in every aspect. ♪ You smell so good.

♪ In my heart. ♪ Can I smell you?

Damn! That was unexpected.

You’re getting too close.

What happen to your neck, Yoh?

Erm… It’s nothing.

I notice it since you came back.

It’s nothing, really.

True.

So… what about the pork blood soup song? How is it doing now?

Erm… I haven’t check it yet.

Hey!

What is it, Yoh?

Still nothing.

Nobody dances to it at all.

Come on, Yoh. Why did you have to scare me like that?

Well, I want to have that reaction when someone dance to our song though.

But I already asked my friends to help.

Maybe we should find a new way...

How about…

We write another song?

- Come on, Pun. It won’t make any difference. - Come on. It won’t make any difference.

Really?

Yes. The same.

We need to come up with something new.

What if… we sell the weirdness of our pork blood soup brand?

Weirdness?

How weirdness?

Are you calling me weird again?

Hmm…

What is wrong with you, master Yoh?

I’m just a normal human.

If I’m not normal,

what am I?

- A vampire. - A vampire.

Is that a good idea, master Yoh?

I don’t want to bring attention to what I am…

It’s okay. Our selling point isn’t about weirdness.

It’s about uniqueness.

Am I that special to master Yoh?

Right?

Am I that special?

Yeah.

VVVVV

VVVVVV

You’re VVV… VIP.

That’s so good.

Now I can die in peace.

But… No, I can’t.

I want to live with master Yoh for much…

much longer.

You smell so good.

Can I…

Hey!

Stop, stop.

What smells so good?

I don’t know.

Ready?

Action.

Erm…

I mean…

I think I want blood…

Your blood.

Can I?

Please? Please?

Cut!

Pun, I mean…

Can you be more aggressive?

Right now, you sounded like a kid-friendly vampire.

Be more aggressive.

Let’s practice it.

You want me to say it?

Yeah, try it.

Try it.

I…

I want your blood.

More aggressive.

I want your blood.

More aggressive.

I want your blood.

Very aggressive!

I want your blood.

I want your blood.

Yeah, just like that.

That will do.

Let’s go. One more time.

Take 20.

Ready?

Action.

I want…

I want…

what’s the line again?

I want blood.

Your blood.

Pork blood.

Cut!

When will I get the screen time?

Come on, Pun.

Why can’t you remember your line?

But it’s hard.

I’m not an actor.

It’s okay.

We can try again.

Are you okay, Shin, Kamsai?

We’re fine. Piece of cake.

Pun.

You should have one-on-one acting lessons with Yoh some time.

This will not do at all.

Okay.

Let’s try again one more time.

Ready?

Yes, master Yoh.

Take 21.

Hurry up, Pun!

It’s 21 takes already.

Are you ready?

Action!

Erm…

I want…

I want your blood.

Please? Please?

I’m full now.

You haven’t even bite him yet. How can you be full?

Pun, wait a minute.

Cut!

Are they filming an educational video up there?

I think so.

Pan Prue (You think?)

That's it..

- Is that what it is? - Yeah.

Action!

Where are you going?

We need another take. Pun, come back!

I’m exhausting.

Cut!

Am I good enough to be an actor?

Being just a vampire is good enough for you.

You can teach me, master Yoh.

Master Tuiye, will you do a rehearsal with me?

You haven’t slept yet, Master Yoh.

You should rest.

Master Yoh?

Master Yoh?

If this is a TV drama, …

the hero like me should…

kiss him.

♪ Through all my life that I’ve lived… ♪

♪ I spent it to love you. ♪

♪ And trying to stop myself from fallen in love with you. ♪

♪ I can’t help myself but falling in love with you. ♪

♪ I can’t help but keep thinking of you. ♪

♪ Every night and day, just like that. ♪

♪ I can’t stop my heart from getting closer to yours… ♪

♪ Can’t help but getting even closer than this. ♪

♪ Your touch... ♪

♪ You’re so sensitive in every aspect. ♪

♪ As I look at you, your smell still lingers in my heart. ♪

♪ When I look into your eyes... ♪

♪ You’re buried deep inside my heart... ♪

♪ I’m still fallen in love every time that I meet you. ♪

♪ I can’t help myself but falling in love with you. ♪ "1000 Years Old"