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- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

For your final Maxi challenge, I want you to write memoirs.

Plane Jane.

- I struggle to see how the pieces come together.

- Q.

- The look for the book cover, I wanted more.

- Sapphira.

- I love that you called your book "Slue Foot."

- Nymphia Wind.

I felt like I was seeing a queen discovering herself.

- Condragulations, you are the winner

of this week's challenge.

Plane Jane, shantay you stay.

Q, sashay away.

And next, all of the eliminated queens

return to compete

in a Lip Sync Lalaparuza.

"RuPaul's Drag Race"

- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

receives a one year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills

Cosmetics and a gag worthy grand prize of $200,000

served by Cash App.

RuPaul's Drag Race

May the best drag queen win

Best drag queen win

- We're back.

- We are back, baby.

We're back and better than ever in this Barbie Dream House.

Mother has rung the alarm and summoned us.

- Y'all are mad.

- Ooh, smells the same.

- We're all excited to be back in the Werk Room.

But at the same time, we're also a little perplexed

as to why we're here.

I don't know why we're back, but I'm glad we're back.

- Yeah, that part. - Yeah, for sure.

- To quote Plane Jane, hey, sisters.

- We're reunited and the eliminated queens

have no idea what's going to happen next

and what Mama Ru has in store for them.

- Does anyone want to do a recap for Hershii?

- Yes, I wasn't here.

I was the first chopped.

It's chocolate.

So being back in the Werk Room right now

feels like a fever dream.

- Well, the recap is top three, chopped.

- I think who ended up making it to the top three

is mostly correct.

I'm not excited to see Miss Plane Jane up there.

But that's just because I'm a bitter bitch and I'm petty.

- I think Q has something to say.

- I don't have anything to say.

It was...

- Yeah, how was it?

- Rather disappointing.

- For you.

- Seeing the top three, I'm a little bit envious.

But it is what it is, and I'm rooting for whoever

gives the best performance.

I just know that most of us have nothing

to lose at this point, so whatever happens

is going to happen fiercely.

- Before we get too deep, Mhi'ya, just

for old time's sake, could you give us a little taste of Cher?

- I'm great.

- Hello, hello, hello.

My gosh.

The gang's all back.

Next week Nymphia, Plane Jane, and Sapphira

will be competing for the title of America's

next drag superstar.

But this week, honey, all eyes are on our 11 returning queens.

- Ooh.

- Tonight you'll go head to head and toe

to toe in a Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown.

Presented by Bubly Sparkling Water.

- Do you know what? Let's go.

Let's go.

- The Lalaparuza.

This is what I've been waiting for.

- Now, after nine lip syncs, one winner

will walk away with a title of the Queen of She

Done Already Done Had Herses.

Plus a cash prize of $50,000.

- OK, OK, OK.

- Can you just sign me my check now?

- Now, you've got two hours to get into Lalaparuza drag.

So don't fuck it up.

Racers, start your engines, and may the best Queen of She

Done Already Done Had Herses win.

- This is my lady frock.

- So it's time to get into drag for the lip sync battles.

I'm excited.

Dancing is what I do.

Lip syncing is what I do, so.

I am very confident, because I consider myself

a very good lip-syncher, and I lip synced every episode that I

was on, and the girls better watch out,

because I am going to assassinate all of them.

I'm ready to fight.

Well, that's not really the lucha libre one.

It's more like.

- Be nice to Miss Hershii.

- Come on, early out.

- I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm mid-season.

- If you're not the first half, you're the second.

- OK.

- I heard mid and I agree with that.

OK, come on "Dark Lady," go off.

Mirage is known for her unique lip sync style,

is known for turning it out.

But her last lip sync, she didn't know any of the words

to that Cher song.

- I knew my lyrics, bitch.

- You knew your lyrics and you still went home?

- Yeah.

I feel like the girls are underestimating Mirage.

But you better not be sleeping on these girls

who went home early, because one moment does not define you.

This is another chance to show more.

Hershii.

- That's me.

- How does it feel to be the first one to go home?

- I expected more out of myself.

- Of course.

- And I came in confident and I was ready.

I just wasn't prepared to be that girl.

America didn't get to see much from me.

I really just want to come out on stage

and just lay it all on the floor and just

show I'm better than my last outfit that they seen me in.

- Mirage, do you feel like you have something to prove

going into this Lala or what?

But of course.

But of course, mama.

Girl, you know, I totally flubbed it.

Last time it was highly emotional losing a lip sync.

I was humiliated, embarrassed, but now I'm back, baby.

I think I have the most to prove today,

and I'm not going to cry this time.

This is going to be a full circle moment for me.

To have a second chance, I am...

I'm excited.

Who do you guys think is going

to take it in the lip sync?

- Mhi'ya is truly one of the lip

sync assassins of the season.

But so are you.

You took her out the first time.

- Y'all know over the season I didn't win a mini challenge,

I didn't win a mini mini challenge,

I didn't win a Maxi challenge.

So hello, I need to win this.

- How are you feeling about going into this Lalaparuza?

- I'm feeling ripped, good.

I'm excited about it.

I'm here to get a little revenge.

- Literally.

- My sister Morphine sent me home only because I let her.

During that lip sync performance, I gave 65%.

This time, it's going to be 110% and the Queen of Flips

will be in the building.

I'm back to prove a point.

I'm not taking my foot off nobody's neck.

I lip sync again, I'm going full force.

- OK.

- She said, I got to get that bitch.

- Sending Mhi'ya home was one of the biggest

accomplishments for me.

So bring it on, bitch.

If she wants to do a rematch, let's do a Miami rematch.

- So Megami, a little birdie had

told me that you felt like you should

have beat me in the lip sync.

Didn't expect to be leaving so soon.

I felt like I won that lip sync.

Um, I felt I was giving more of the emotions of the song,

but I was also, like, she ain't got no shoes on

and her jewelry is all over the floor.

- She's saying, yeah, bitch, you should have went home.

- Miss Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige sent my ass packing.

I am part of a merry band of people

who would like to get a rematch in this lip sync Lalaparuza.

Mary, it's about to get bloody.

Throwback.

Cover girl

Put the bass in your walk

Head to toe

Let your whole body talk

Welcome to the new and improved main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Michelle Visage, now when's the last time

you had to lip-synch for your life?

- Ru, I have been married for 26 years,

so I no longer do oral.

- And she done already done had herses, it's Ts Madison.

- Honey, I've had mineses, herses, themses,

and now I'm working on ourses.

This week we challenged our 11 returning queens to a Lip

Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown.

And tonight they are ready to compete

for the title of the Queen of She

Done Already Done Had Hers plus a cash tip of $50,000.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

Bring back my girls.

- Now it's time for the lip-sync battle.

- There's a new stage.

There's a live audience.

It feels like a tournament of power.

- Bitch, I'm walking out on the main stage

like I'm ready to go into war.

It's time to win $50,000 and the title of She

Done Already Done Had Herses.

- I'm hearing the crowd.

I'm getting excited.

The nerves are building.

Ts Madison has her nails clacking.

I'm ready to start sending these girls packing.

- And our top three,

Nymphia Wind, Plane Jane,

and Sapphira Cristal.

Welcome, queens.

For tonight's Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown,

you will face off in a series of lip syncs.

If you win your lip sync, you'll

continue to the next round.

If you lose your lip sync, you'll return to the Werk Room.

Nymphia, Plane Jane, Sapphira, we

all look forward to seeing you battle for the crown next week.

But for now, please enjoy the show.

- Whoo!

This is the Kentucky Derby of drag,

and I'm glad that I dressed the part.

So glad we don't have to do that.

- It feels great being in the winners box.

We're all just ready to grab a seat, grab a beverage,

and just watch.

It's a little treat for us for getting this far.

- Crack a smile, ladies.

We still have a chance at the crown.

- The show is about to start.

Let's go.

- Ooh.

- Now let the Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown begin.

- I feel like we're watching some sort

of drag basketball or soccer.

- This is round one.

Pit Crew.

In Bruno's golden hopper are 11 balls with your names on them.

Bruno, let's go.

Bruno, whose ball are you holding?

Dawn.

- Fuck me.

- Dawn, you'll be competing in tonight's

first Lip Sync Smackdown.

And Dawn, you get to pick your opponent.

Wow.

- Who's she going to pick?

- Who do you choose?

- There is one girl on this stage

who I know for a fact will pick the song

that I want to perform.

I want to just do something fun.

I think it's time for Amanda Tori Meating.

- All right.

What?

- Wow.

Besties.

- It's definitely a surprise to have Dawn choose me.

I did not see that coming.

- Amanda Tori Meating.

Now it's your turn.

You get to choose the song.

Will it be "Alone 2.0"

by Kim Petras and Nicki Minaj,

"Damage" by Danity Kane, "Milkshake" by Kelis,

"Million Dollar Baby" by Ava Max,

"The Shoop Shoop Song" by Cher,

"This Time I Know It's For Real" by Donna Summer,

"We Got the Beat" by the Go-Go's,

and "What About" by Janet Jackson?

Which song do you choose?

- I love all of these songs, and I feel like I

can turn out any of them.

I choose "Damaged."

I want my girl group moment.

I want to get back up here and kill it.

- All right.

The rest of you may step to the gallery.

- I love the song "Damage" because the lyrics

are horrifying.

She's damaged.

She's broken.

And I just want to channel that a little bit.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and move

forward to the next round.

The time has come for you to lip-synch

for your life.

I'm standing across the stage from my bestie girlfriend,

but I'm still going to smoke her.

- Good luck and don't fuck it up.

Do do you got a first aid kit handy

Do do you know how to patch up a wound, tell me

Are you, are you patient, understanding

'Cause I might need some time

To clear the hole in my heart and I

I've tried every remedy

- Get it, bitch!

Nothing seems to work for me

Baby, baby

- OK.

She's giving woman.

- Emoting.

And I really want to be your lady

- Dawn is just trying to give really emotional acting,

and Amanda is just getting it.

She's hitting all the beats.

Her butt's still a little lumpy though.

Do you know how to patch up a wound, tell me

Are you, are you patient, understanding

'Cause I'm gonna need some time

Pick it up, Dawn!

To clear the hold on my heart and I

You try to gain my trust

Talking is not enough

Actions speak louder than words

You gotta show me something

My heart is missing some pieces

I need this puzzle put together again

Damaged, damaged

Damaged, damaged

I thought that I should let you know

Thought that I should let you know

Damaged, damaged

Damaged, damaged

And you can blame the one before

So how you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it

Baby, I gotta know

Fix it, fix it

- Amanda is leaving it all on the stage, honey.

- Yeah.

- And I don't want to be looking at Amanda,

because I don't like the way she looks,

but I have no choice.

Damaged, damaged

Damaged, damaged

But you can blame the one before

So how you gonna fix it

And we don't know.

- Cute. - Wait, we don't know?

- No, that's what happens.

Have you seen the show, Tamar?

- Queens, I've made my decision.

Amanda Tori Meating, condragulations.

You're the winner of the first Lip Sync Smackdown.

Please step to the winner's box.

- Thank you.

- Yes.

- Hearing RuPaul say my name and then

the word condragulations?

Mama, that's all I've ever needed.

- Dawn, thank you for a sickening season.

You may leave the stage.

- Thank you.

- Leaving the stage, honestly, I don't think

it could have gone any better.

It would have been nice to keep moving forward,

but my goals moving into this were

have fun, give a performance I'm proud of,

so I'm OK with it.

- Let me prepare myself.

You need to prepare yourself for yourself right now.

- If it was Amanda, would you give her a hug?

- Hi, everybody.

How are we?

Now I get to sit on the pretty white couch next to my pretty

little friends.

I can watch the pretty other people dance.

Fierce.

- Will the remaining queens please step forward?

Ooh. - We're back.

- I love this show.

- Let's find out who's competing

in tonight's second lip sync.

Bruno, would you do us the honor?

Q.

Yay.

- Q, who do you choose as your opponent?

- I choose Megami.

- Ooh.

- She made a smart choice.

- I mean, of the girls left up there?

Yeah. - Megami.

- Megami is the weakest lip-syncher here.

So if I was Q, I would have picked Megami too.

- Now, Megami, what song do you choose?

- I think Q chose me because choreography is not my thing.

I'm feeling like a little Janet Jackson tonight.

But Q kind of underestimates how good of a performer I am.

Baby, I'm a Latina.

I know how to move.

- Megami is picking a song she wants.

Megami is picking a song that will hinder the other bitch.

- Two queens stand before me.

The time has come for you to lip-synch

for your life.

Good luck and don't fuck it up.

We walked along the beach

What a moonlit night

He held my hand in his

He kissed me and he said

I want to spend my life with you

I want you for my wife

Just then I thought

What about the times you lied to me

What about the times you said

- Come on, Megami.

- Megami is giving it.

She knows her body. - Fuck.

- Werk.

What about that

What about that

What about the times you yelled at me

What about the times you kept on

When I said no more, please

What about those things

What about that

What about that

What about the times you shamed me

What about the times you said you didn't fuck her

She only gave you head

- Where the hell did this come from?

I've never seen Megami perform like this.

Don't wanna live my life in misery

- Q, get in front of that bitch.

Come on.

Wonder where you have been

I can't live life wondering

- All right.

All right.

My God.

- Megami.

Come on, Megami.

I'm living for Megami.

- I'm rooting for Q, but I would kind of have to agree.

- Megami is tearing this up.

- She's doing more in the second verse.

- OK, wait a second.

What about that

What about that

What about the times you yelled at me

What about the times I cried

You wouldn't even hold me

What about those things

What about that

What about that

What about the times you shamed me

What about the times you said

You didn't fuck her

She only gave you head

What about that

What about that

- I can't wait to see how this turns out.

Queens, I've made my decision.

Megami, condragulations, you're a winner, baby.

- I just won my first lip sync in the Lalaparuza

and I'm so happy.

I got an opportunity to show everyone,

hey, I'm not half bad at all and prove everyone wrong.

- Q, my queen, thank you for an unforgettable season.

- Work, bitch.

- I definitely saw this crown of She

Done Already Done Had Herses going to another girl.

So am not worried or pressed about it.

- Is this when we turn in wait?

- Mystery loser, we're ready for you.

- I lost again.

- Let's see who's competing in tonight's third lip sync.

My God.

- Bruno.

Shake it up.

Bruno, whose ball are you holding?

Morphine.

- Yes!

We're in for a show, baby.

- Morphine, who do you choose as your opponent?

- Ooh.

- Girl.

- I think I'm going to go with...

My Latina sister, Geneva Karr.

- All right.

Let's go.

- Morphine picks Geneva, which I'm kind of surprised by,

because Geneva will definitely give her a run for her money.

She from Texas, baby.

She knows how to perform.

Geneva Karr, you get to choose the song.

- Let's do "Million Dollar Baby" by Ava Max.

- I selected "Million Dollar Baby"

because it's a very dancing song,

and I want Morphine and I to go off.

- Give it, bitch.

- Two Latinas turning it out.

Y'all are about to get a show.

- Two queens stand before me.

The time has come for you to lip-synch

for your life.

- It's time to throw some pearls on the stage,

throw a heel, stab an eyeball.

Let's go, bitch.

Good luck and do not fuck it up.

Diamonds

She turns tears to diamonds

Whoa

Trying

To find that silver lining

Whoa

And once in a while

That's too early.

In the twilight counting down to midnight

Close my eyes and wait for her to shine

I'm hiding in the shadows

Praying that she'll break free

In the dark of the night

She got danger on her mind

She's a million dollar baby

Nobody can explain it

She's a miracle

She's a miracle

Heart broke

You can't keep her down, no,

And once in a while

I'll go walking in the twilight

Counting down to midnight

Close my eyes and wait

- When that light hits her face.

- She's so pretty.

Praying that she'll break free

In the dark of the night

She got danger on her mind

She's a million dollar baby

Nobody can explain it

She's a miracle

She's a miracle

Ma ma ma ma ma

Ma ma ma ma ma ma

Miracle

Ma ma ma ma ma

Ma ma ma ma ma

She's a miracle

In the dark of the night

She's a million dollar baby

Nobody can explain it

She's a miracle

She's a miracle

She's a miracle

She broke out of her chains

Turned the fire into rain

She's a miracle

She's a miracle, yeah

She's a miracle

My God.

- That was good though.

Come on.

- Queens, I've made my decision.

Morphine, condragulations, you're a winner, baby.

- Finally.

Thank you, mama.

I'm just so ecstatic that I won the lip sync.

It feels correct.

- Geneva, thank you for giving it your all.

You may leave the stage.

- I feel very proud with what I did.

And if Morphine was selected as the winner, you know, aplausos.

- I can't wait to see who's lip-synching next.

Will the remaining queens please step forward?

Bruno, you know what to do.

Mirage.

- Rudeem yourself, Mirage.

Rudeem yourself.

You will be competing in tonight's fourth lip sync.

- At this point, I have a lot to prove.

Part of me is terrified, because I want rudemption.

I want to prove myself to RuPaul.

- Who do you choose as your opponent?

- I'm going to go with...

Hershii.

- OK.

I feel like Mirage picked me because she feels

like I'm easy to take down.

But I know what I can do, so I'm ready to see her.

- Ooh.

- This will be interesting. - Ooh, bitch.

- The first two.

They were the first two to leave.

- This one was actually really hard for me.

My first choice was going to be Plasma,

but I knew she was going to pick some dumb ass song.

So it came down to who is going to have a better song choice.

- Hershii, now it's your turn.

What song do you choose?

- I'm going to choose "Alone" by Kim Petras and Nicki Minaj.

- All right.

- I picked "Alone" because Mirage doesn't seem

like she's a heavy lyric girl.

And after I said "Alone" I look at her

and she looks a little shaken.

So I genuinely feel like I made the right choice.

- The rest of you may step to the gallery.

- I obviously would have rather have done "Milkshake."

I like this song a lot, but I'm a little bit nervous about

the Nicki part tripping me up.

- Do you think she'll know the words this time?

I sure hope so. - I hope so.

- If she knows the rap, I think she'll be fine.

- The time has come...

For you to lip-synch for your life.

- My adrenaline is pumping.

This stage is mine and this moment is mine.

- Good luck and don't fuck it up.

I've been trying to give it to you all night

- Work, bitch.

What's it going to take to get you all alone

Look at me

Like what you see

I've been feeling lonely, baby

You got what I need

I can ride it, ride, ride it, ride it

- Come on, Tina Belcher!

Watch me ride it, ride it, ride it ride it all night

Wanna feel the rush

Wanna feel your touch

Don't talk your talk

Unless you're going to back it up

If you want me let me know

Tell me now

Bitch, that was sickening.

That was a twirl, bitch.

Werk!

I've been trying to give it to you all night

What's it gonna take to get you all alone

Yeah, don't you wait

Don't think about it

Yeah, don't you wait

Just come on over now

I've been trying to give it to you all night

What's it gonna take to get you all alone

Kimmie bad, Nicki ready

Yes, we brag, we throw jabs

Bitch, you get dragged, we be like gagged

Call her Kim Petty

When I ride it, I ride it steady

Brand new range

I just painted it Betty

I set trends from Queens to Beijing

I'm not the one that do the imitating

It's Barbie and it's Kim Petras

Main character syndrome, they extras

We ain't answering any questions

Click on a bitch 'fore she finish her sentence

If you want me let me know

Tell me now don't hesitate

You got one chance, baby, don't

Let the moment slip away

I've been trying to give it to you all night

- I'd walk in front of that bitch

while she's doing all that too.

You want to win?

I just want you here by my side

I don't wanna be here baby on my own

Yeah

Don't you wait, don't think about it

Yeah

Don't you wait

Just come on over now

I've been trying to give it to you all night

What's it going to take to get you all alone

- Werk!

- That was entertainting.

- Lovely, lovely, lovely.

- Queens, I've made my decision.

Mirage, condragulations, you're a winner, baby.

Please step to the winner's box to await the next round.

- Thank you so much.

I'm thinking I fucking did that.

Hershii's going to kill me.

And let's get on to the next one.

- You better work.

- Hershii, my queen.

Thank you for bringing it to this runway.

You may leave the stage.

- It's still chocolate.

My God.

- Give it up for Miss Shii.

- I'm fully disappointed, but I take solace in I

did the best that I could.

Seduction is back.

- Fun, fun, fun.

- Ladykins, the drag gods have determined

that the three of you will lip-synch against each other.

- Yes, bitch, let's do this.

- In turn, I will choose one winner.

That winning queen will skip the next round,

automatically advance to the semi-finals

of the Lalaparuza.

To determine which queen chooses the song,

Brunosis, do your thing.

Whose ball did you grab, Bruno?

Mhi'ya.

All right, darling, which song do you choose, Mhi'ya?

- "Milkshake" by Kelis.

- Here we go.

It's time for a show, baby.

- I have confidence.

And also it's two New York girls.

So it's a double whammy for me.

Let's get to work.

The time has come for you to lip-synch for your life.

- Going up against Mhi'ya can be

daunting because she is a beast when it comes to lip-synching.

But baby, never say never.

- Good luck and don't fuck it up.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like it's better than yours

Damn right

It's better than yours

I could teach you

But I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right

It's better than yours

I could teach you

But I have to charge

I know you want it

The thing that makes me

What the guys go crazy for

They lose their minds

The way I wind

I think it's time

La la la la la

Warm it up

- OK, Plasma.

The boys are waiting - Yes!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like it's better than yours

Damn right

It's better than yours

I could teach you

You want me to teach the

- Baby, I'm giving model and they're over there

throwing themselves on the floor giving

Raggedy Ann on steroids.

Watch if you're smart

La la la la la

The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right

It's better than yours

I could teach you

But I have to charge

La la la la la

Warm it up

La la la la la

The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right

It's better than yours

I could teach you

But I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right

It's better than yours

I could teach you

But I have to charge

- Yes.

- OK.

- I mean.

- Wow.

That was a close one,

but I've made my decision.

- So if Mhi'ya does come back here...

- Ooh girl.

- Do we think she'll be pressed?

- What you think?

- I don't know.

- I love how Xunami was...

- Xunami was just like going, she's like, I'm just happy

to be twirling for y'all here.

- For me it's between Plasma and Mhi'ya.

- I think Mhi'ya is going to stay.

- I think Plasma might have outlasted Mhi'ya, to be honest.

- Well, well, well.

- Mhi'ya has mopped the floor with my ass once again.

The hard part is over.

Where's my drink?

I played myself because I was like, do I want to be skinny

or do I want to be able to move?

I went with skinny and I couldn't move.

Well, I have lost now two lip syncs

on season 16 of Drag Race.

But you know what?

At least I look good.

- We are back.

Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige, will you please take your milkshake

to the winner's box?

- Hearing Ru tell me that I advanced

all the way to the semi-finals is so exciting.

I'm so pumped.

- Let the Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown continue.

- There's only four.

- This is round two.

The winner of this lip sync will advance

to the semifinal round.

Bruno, let it roll.

Amanda Tori Meating.

Which queen do you choose as your opponent?

- I choose Megami.

- Megami is kind of like somebody

that I think we all think we could beat.

So I don't blame Amanda for picking Megami.

- Me-gag-me.

Now it's your turn.

What song do you choose?

- I feel like some Cher, OK.

- Cher you should have.

- I love all things Cher.

I want to do it as Amanda Tori Meating,

but like with a little bit of Cher tossed in.

- Morphine and Mirage, please take a seat.

- Amanda is not going to win lip sync assassin of the year,

but she can move.

So this might be a tougher battle.

- The time has come for you

to lip-synch for your life.

Good luck and don't fuck it up, man.

Does he love me

I want to know

How can I tell if he loves me so

Is it in his eyes

No, you'll be deceived

Is it in his eyes

No, he'll make believe

If you wanna know

If he loves you so

It's in his kiss

That's where it is

Yeah

Or is it in his face

No, it's just

- Megami is giving Cher mouth.

- Yeah.

My God, she is.

That's just his arms

If you wanna know

If he loves you so

It's in his kiss

That's where it is

Yeah

Whoa

Hug him

And squeeze him tight

Find what you wanna know

If it's love

If it really is

It's there in his kiss

How about the way he acts

No, that's not the way

You're not listening to all I say

And if you wanna know

If he loves you so

It's in his kiss

That's where it is

Whoa, it's in his kiss

That's where it is

Yeah

It's in his kiss

That's where it is

It's in his kiss

Who do you think actually won?

- The Eeyore of drag.

Let's go.

Let's go, Megami.

- Not the Eeyore of drag.

- Let's go, Megami.

- Queens, I've made my decision.

Megami, condragulations, you're a winner, baby.

And you've advanced to the semifinal round.

- I'm so happy to have made it to the semifinals.

I know this is going to be a difficult climb to the top,

but I got my hiking boots on, baby.

So let's go.

- Amanda Tori Meating, thank you for turnting it out.

- I'm disappointed to not win this lip sync,

but I also feel really good about what I did today.

My wallet, however, is still gutted.

Still very upset.

- She Cher-ed the shit out of that.

- Megami is playing chess and I'm playing jump rope.

- Mirage, Morphine, the fickle finger of fate

has chosen the two of you to lip-synch next.

Bruno, show us that ball.

Morphine.

Please select your song.

I think I'm going to go with...

"This Time You Know It's For Real," Donna Summer.

- OK, I think there's a little bit of strategy here.

Morphine doesn't want to do a super upbeat, dancey song

against me.

And we both know that Mhi'ya does not

want to do the Go-Go's song.

So I think it was a double-ended strategy.

The time has come for you to lip-synch for your life.

- Mirage is a really good lip-syncher.

This is the mid-boss.

You know when you play video games,

there's a first boss, middle boss, final boss.

This is like the middle boss.

And I feel like I'm at 70% health, but I don't care.

I want to win.

- Good luck and don't fuck it up.

What would I have to do

To get you to notice me too

Do I stand in line

One of a million admiring eyes

Walk a tightrope way up high

Write your name across the sky

I'm going crazy just to let you know

You'd be amazed how much I love you so

Baby, when I get my hands on you

I won't let go

This time I know it's for real

Anything to make you mine

I'm going crazy just to let you know

- You better, bitch.

Baby

I've been around the block enough to know

This time I know it's for real

Ooh baby

This time

This time

- The song is about romance.

The song is about beauty and grace.

So I'm giving you woman.

This time I know it's for real

I'm going crazy just to let you know

- I see her do a split.

I said, no, we're not doing that.

Bitch, I'm going off too then.

Baby

I've been around the block enough to know

This time I know it's for real

- I couldn't take my eyes off Mirage.

- I was watching Morphine.

- It's Mirage.

- Morphine.

- Queens, I've made my decision.

Morphine, condragulations, you're a winner, baby.

I just survived the second round of the lip sync.

I'm at 30% health, but there's 50k on the line.

I need to just make it till the end.

- Mirage, thank you for shaking what you drag mother gave you.

You may leave the stage.

- This is more rudemption than I could have ever dreamed on.

I just really wanted RuPaul to see me perform and not

fuck up.

So I got that.

- Mhi'ya, Megami, please join Morphine.

Congratulations for making it to the semifinal round.

Three queens remain in the competition,

but only two will lip-synch next.

The queen whose ball Bruno grabs

will compete in the semifinal Lip Sync Smackdown.

And she will choose her opponent.

The queen who is not chosen will automatically

advance to the final round.

My God.

- Ladykins, your fate now rests in Bruno's hands.

Bruno, show us your ball.

Megami, you are lip-synching next.

- Megami?

Megami picks.

- I am standing here against two of the best dancers,

literally the lip sync assassins,

having to pick which poison I want to take right now.

- Which queen do you choose as your opponent?

- I would choose Morphine because she just got done.

Right. That bitch is tired.

- She's tired. I would choose Morphine.

- I think I might have to have a little rematch with Mhi'ya.

- This is an absolutely horrible choice for Megami.

I think Mhi'ya is thinking, I'm eating good tonight.

We said Megami's full of surprises today,

but she is still a vengeful whore.

- That means Morphine, you are moving

forward to the final lip sync...

For the chance to win $50,000.

You may step to the winner's box.

- Whoever wins this lip sync is going

to go against me in the finals, and I'm just so close.

I'm so close.

Right there. I'm right there.

- I wonder if this is going to be like...

- A massacre?

- Yeah.

Queens, the one song that remains on the playlist is

"We Got The Beat" by the Go-Go's.

Mhi'ya, Megami, assume the position.

- Listen, I'm telling you, Megami is pissed the fuck

off because she didn't want to lose that lip sync way

back whenever the fuck ago.

And you know Mhi'ya's out there pissed as hell.

These bitches are pissed.

And that's going to be a good show.

Ooh.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and move

forward to the final round.

- I've sent this bitch home already,

and I can't wait to do it again.

The time has come for you to lip-synch

for your life.

- I'm a good lip-syncher.

I know how to perform.

Sorry, Mhi'ya.

Love you, girl.

But let's do this.

- Good luck and don't fuck it up.

See the people walking down the street

Fall in line just watching all their feet

They don't know where they want to go

But they're walking in time

They got the beat

They got the beat

They got the beat

- OK, Mhi'ya's got this.

They got the beat

All the kids just getting out of school

They can't wait to hang out and be cool

Hang around till

- I'm thinking that Mhi'ya is going to take this.

She's not only giving you the energy of the song,

but she's also giving you the Mhi'ya.

Got the beat, kids got the beat

Yeah, you got the beat

- Come on.

I love that.

- Yes, Megami, get it.

Go-go music really makes us dance

Do the pony puts us in a trance

Do the watusi, just give us a chance

That's when we fall in line

'Cause we got the beat

We got the beat

We got the beat

- This is Megami's third lip sync

and she is still turning it.

Like, she is eating, eating, eating, and eating.

Everybody, get on your feet

We know you can dance to the beat

We got the beat

Jumping

We got the beat

Round and round and round

We got the beat

We got the beat

We got the beat

We got the beat

We got the beat

We got the beat

We got the beat

We got the beat

We got the beat

We got the beat

We got the beat

- That was sickening.

- Yes, bitch.

- It's Mhi'ya.

- I don't know, girl.

I think that we are going to get

a Mhi'ya versus Morphine grand...

- Rematch!

Re-re-re-rematch.

- Wait, shh, wait, we're back, we're back, we're back.

- Queens, I've made my decision.

Megami, condragulations, you are moving

forward to the final round.

- What?

- I told y'all motherfuckers.

My God, yes!

That's my New York sister right there.

- I assassinated the assassin.

And I will say to Mhi'ya, like, victory smells so sweet.

- I see the steam coming out of Mhi'ya's ears.

- Mhi'ya, thank you for putting the taint in entertaintment.

You may leave the stage.

- I am gagging right now.

Like, I don't see how Megami just beat me.

Girl.

My God.

- We're shooking.

We're shooketh.

- Megami just beat Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige in a lip sync.

Put that on her fucking tombstone.

On her Wikipedia, on her résumé, and on her tombstone.

- Attention, queens in the Werk Room,

please return to the main stage for the final lip sync.

- Mother has called.

All right, all right.

- I think that anyone who went up against Megami

today with an expectation had to quickly

reset their expectations.

- Crazy.

- I thought I knew how today was going to go,

and yet here we are with Megami and Morphine

and I have no idea what the hell is about to happen.

Welcome back, queens.

Give it up for this week's top two queens,

Megami and Morphine Love Dion.

- Get it, Morphine!

It's the final lip sync, and someone's

about to be crowned the Queen of She

Done Already Done Had Herses.

- We're dealing with New York versus Miami right now.

- Megami, Morphine, condragulations

for making it to the finals.

You were asked to prepare a lip sync performance

for "Gonna Make You Sweat"

by C+C Music Factory.

- I feel recharged.

I feel the adrenaline has taken my body completely over.

This is it. This is it.

This is it.

I need this win.

- Going from the girl who no one expected to go

far to being in the finale.

This is my shot, and I have to fight for it.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me,

win the title of Queen of She Done Already Done Had Herses,

and a cash prize of $50,000.

- I have to take this home.

- Now I'm like, if she beat Mhi'ya, can she beat me?

No.

That's not going to happen.

The time has come for you to lip-synch

for your life.

- At this point, this is like a new Runiverse.

I have no idea what's going to happen,

but it's going to be fierce.

- Blink blink.

Here we go.

- Good luck and don't fuck it up.

Everybody dance now

- Come on.

- Yes, bitch.

Give me the music

Everybody dance now

Yeah

- I will never out dance Morphine.

But I know I can out stupid Morphine.

Here is the dome

Back with the bass

The jam is live is effect

And I don't waste time

On the mic with the dope rhyme

Jump to the rhythm

Jump, jump to the rhythm, jump

- She is so dumb for that.

Come on and dance

Guys, grab a girl

Don't wait, make her twirl

It's your world and I'm just a squirrel

Trying to get a nut to move your butt

- This bitch doesn't even know the lyrics.

She's using her hands.

Let your mind

Groove

Put me on line

Come on let's sweat

Sweat

Let the music take control

Let the rhythm move you

Everybody dance now

- I'm shaking my ass so hard that you can hear

the claps throughout the room.

Move

Let your mind

Groove

Put me on line

The music is my life

Everybody dance now

- Eat it up!

Everybody

Come on, let's sweat

Let the music take control

Let the music move you

- Queens, I've made my decision.

Morphine Love Dion, condragulations.

You are the winner, baby.

- I really just won something.

This whole season I truly did not win a single thing.

And to win Queen of She Done Already Done Had Herses.

I am the ultimate lip sync assassin, bitch.

You've won a cash tip of $50,000 presented

by Bubly Sparkling Water.

- Bitch, $50,000.

I'm going to invest not in a home, not in a car,

not in an apartment.

I'm going to invest in my body.

Whatever money is left will go to my family and my friends.

- Is there anything you'd like to say?

- I just have one thing to say.

You get a BBL, you get a BBL, and you get a BBL!

Thank you so much.

Es para mi gente latino!

Next week, fasten your seat belts for a fast and furious

grand finale.

Now, I want to ask the fans, which of our top three queens

do you want to win?

Are you team Nymphia, team Plane Jane, or team Sapphira?

Let your voice be heard using #DragRace.

And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell

are you going to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen.

All right, now let the music play.

A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

Can you feel the love?

A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Turn it around when you up and say

Everybody say love

Can you feel the love?

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