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LUCY FERN�NDEZ E EZEQUIEL ALC�NTARA

INVITE FOR YOUR WEDDING

SATURDAY, AUGUST 13, 2019

Next time we come here ...

I will be Mrs. Alc�ntara.

What a lucky guy. His name is the same as mine.

Idiot.

Mr. Alc�ntara! Today is the big day!

No, the wedding is tomorrow.

Who spoke of marriage?

It's the bachelor party.

Climb and drink, because the world will end!

- Climb and ... - The world will end for you,

- if you don't keep your promise. - Now?

On here?

Yes, but it has to be fast.

- What? - Zequi, no.

You know what I'm talking about.

No, what?

Promised not to drink at the bachelor party.

And I promise I don't drink.

My party will be so innocent, I could do in a convent.

Zequi word.

To Zequi, who swore never to be arrested,

and are getting married.

- Cheer! - Cheer!

DANGER! BACHELOR PARTY

- Other? - That's enough.

What are you doing, asshole?

I already had one.

Wasting My best tequilas.

So what? I promised to behave tomorrow.

And you should do the same.

That Cool.

Gave his testicles Gift Certificate � Lucy.

That means: To mature.

Now he thinks it's an apple.

I don't want set a bad example for boys.

Look Romo!

- What? - Stop drooling.

This one has more brats in the bags than you.

What?

It's a man, asshole!

- Got any water? - Water!

Now it's camel.

Relax, man!

Well, what do you think is Lucy doing now?

Playing magic?

- Girls, it's easy. - Okay, let's go.

Let's go.

What is this?

- It's sucking something. - Yes!

Sucking a penis!

I saw this movie ... "Deep Throat".

- No! - That...

- It's dripping. - Lucy.

Imitating a blowjob in front of the students?

No, I'm licking an ice cream.

This ice cream must be loving it.

Wait, there's still the bride's quiz.

- I want to! - What?

The quiz.

What a boring party!

Only one magician is missing here and the dinosaur Barney.

That's what was missing For a perfect party.

- This party is perfect! - Yeah!

- That's how angels dance. - Not really.

Dancing like this is sin.

I bet your girl, Laura, don't dance like that.

And who dances like this?

Zequi!

Even your students drink more than you!

It looks like a loose one.

Never do again A party for you.

Leave him alone.

Zequi is no longer like you.

- Good. - You only think about sex.

From one girl to another.

- No, he'll settle down. - Yes.

With the woman, the work ...

and the routine.

Then come the children ...

and never go to sleep.

And the diapers ...

Give me another one.

The party has begun.

Another joke, and I kill myself.

- Want one? - Clear.

It will be missing next year.

You too, but it will be fine.

Camila is in my place.

The Camila Merino?

Wasn't she going to be a nun?

Let's do something!

Who gets drunk first wins.

Two to zero for me!

Hey chubby! Aren't you going to drink?

No thanks.

Have you done the alcohol regime?

It's the only one I didn't do.

Does she replace Caro?

Didn't get Lindsay Lohan?

It would be great.

Yes, cop?

What ...

Good night, Miss.

The neighbors are complaining from the noise of this party.

Okay, but look, wait ...

The party is very boring.

But I bet You will change that.

Okay girls?

Mo�a, calm down, or I'll have to arrest her.

Prende really hold on! She is abusing!

� that I am ...

hated.

You have to show your pistol.

Gun!

Mo�a, just got into a big problem.

Yes, throw all the weight of the law on her!

Gun!

Hands up!

Pants down!

Or is he a terrible stripper ...

or a real cop.

Cheers!

It can't be!

What's up?

How about I am?

Very beautiful.

My sister is getting married!

Don't cry, or cry either.

Spoils the makeup.

Today is the happiest day of my life.

I hope Zequi be as happy as me.

I'm drowning.

What did you say?

- I'm drowning. - We don't understand!

It will drown me. It's my marriage, not my funeral.

Drunk like that Don't go to a wedding.

Much less yours.

I am fine.

You barely stand up.

So help me, go.

What's your problem, asshole?

Maybe you wake up.

Maybe break your face.

- Let's go man. - Help me, I'm bad.

We have tried everything.

Not everything.

What is this?

A well that I give to drug addicts.

- Okay, drink it. - No.

- Drink it! - Let's go.

- No. - You drank worse.

- Let's go. - No.

How not? Comes.

- No. - Yes.

I will not drink.

- No. - Hold him.

Please, no.

Drink it.

Drink it!

LUCI FERN NDEZ'S WEDDING AND EZEQUIEL ALC NTARA

He does not move.

Are you alive?

- See Zequi's happy face. - It's the happiest.

It's already coming.

- How beautiful! - You look very pretty.

- Divine. - What a happy day.

What are you doing?

She is so beautiful!

- Very beautiful. - Very beautiful.

Lucy, it's wonderful!

In this day...

We are all happy.

I hope that...

this new phase of your life that start today ...

always be lived ...

with the same joy ...

that you experience today.

Some fucking give a syrup to this priest.

How long does this last?

I don't know, but Zequi can't take it.

Brothers ...

we are gathered here to unite

this man and this woman,

in a holy marriage.

- Take a medicine. - Get him some water.

But first I must say ...

if anyone here has anything to say,

so that the marriage does not take place ...

should talk now

or shut up forever.

- Wow. - Disgusting!

He threw up everything he ate, man.

Lucy, no. I didn't want to ...

Lucy!

Come on, see the bright side.

Which?

I didn't want one unforgettable wedding?

This one, you'll never forget.

No time for jokes.

I do not understand.

What do men think?

And how will I know?

I only go out with men once,

with men who They don't want commitment.

I think I chose the wrong husband.

Hey, don't blame yourself.

Want something?

Yes.

There is something for me to forget that Are men selfish pigs?

Chocolate ice cream?

With strawberries.

And chocolate chips.

Colorful granules.

I threw my life in the trash.

Maybe not.

Maybe Kaliman is right, And this life is not for you.

my analyst?

You may be lying to yourself.

The glasses don't make you a teacher,

like the uniform It doesn't make me a nurse.

Do you think Lucy soon forgets What did I do...

and forgive me?

Your video has been watched 10,000 times, man!

Look at the priest's face.

I think he lost his faith.

If you fuck the fuck this video again,

I will make ten thousand views of your ass.

Ten thousand views!

- Well, 10,001. - The Zequi is famous!

It's disgusting.

Once again.

Disgusting.

COLLEGE FRIDA KAHLO

Think about married life turned his stomach.

It has to be stupid to shit your own wedding like that.

He threw up because I had to sleep with Chiquinha.

True, man!

Okay.

It's funny.

I'm laughing at myself.

Really?

- And why not? - Yes.

Yes, it's because you did ...

What?

- �, like that. - See it on the video.

- I want to see. - See how you do it.

- Your face... - Fuck it.

What a shit!

Mobile costs more than your car!

Hi, it slipped!

Lucy, hi.

Hi good morning. Great, so radiant, so beautiful.

It is strong.

Five minutes, please.

I just want five minutes.

Five minutes. Not a second more.

What do you want?

- I deserve to catch how many ... - Yes.

... times you want, But we have to talk.

I don't want your stupid justifications.

Lucy, I have no justification.

I was a complete asshole.

I was completely wrong.

Forgive me, please.

No, it's my fault.

It's my fault for thinking that someone as selfish and irresponsible as you,

could be my husband!

Excuse me, Mr. Alc�ntara.

- I have class. - Lucy.

Please, don't go.

Stay, please, relax.

Calm down, let's talk.

I do anything.

I ask on my knees.

Do anything so that you forgive me.

I promise to do the dishes every day.

Sleeping with a spoon.

What's more, I'll pee sitting not to get the toilet dirty.

Lucy, I'm going to class Buzz with you.

Lucy, I promise don't fart on the couch.

Do what you want, but please...

don't leave me.

Lucy!

Lucy!

Don't listen to this!

Go to class!

Buzz!

Ready!

This, man!

Fuck you, Crist�bal!

Seen as a balance Crist�bal's bilau?

Must be like that guy WhatsApp, isn't it, Laura?

- I'm jealous. - I know.

The size is good.

- �? - �?

Come on, tell me.

� more or less ...

Like this?

Half a meter?

What's between your legs?

A stick or a cane?

No, half a meter no.

- Well, his little thing is like ... - The little thing?

...a banana.

A banana? Really?

You never saw that, did you?

Monica, call the Vatican.

The Virgin appeared between us.

What an idiot!

� that he You have a lot of experience and I don't.

What a pity.

A gift. Give me your hand.

But for half a meter

You will need a bag.

That's it, man!

Look, Laura. It's good to move,

or he puts the banana in another basket.

You're right.

The new director's resume awesome!

Truth?

Directed the best schools.

And how did she get here?

They say it scares more than Godzilla.

, and who eats kids at lunch.

- These are rumors. - I heard that too.

- Me too. - It's true.

- As well? - I don't believe that.

Silence!

- Good Morning. - Good Morning.

I'm Dona Regina, the new director.

Forget what heard about me.

I am much worse.

This school is a mess.

- You need a steady hand ... - It's not a mess.

- In fact. - They didn't teach you,

shouldn't interrupt?

I see the example that you give to your students.

I'm sorry

The Secretariat of Education,

complained about the behavior of your students.

Some of them should be in jail, and not at school.

Certain teachers as well.

I already asked for forgiveness. What more can I do?

- Don't be close ... - Excuse me.

It is the meeting of the teachers.

The janitor should not be here.

- I teach Thursday B. - The fifth B?

- Yes. - That one of the worst grades.

Now I see why.

As I said, It is the worst school in the district.

But this is over.

I came here to change all that.

Good luck with that.

Good luck to you too.

Because if nothing changes,

school closes next year.

What?

- No. - What?

- I need the job. - They can't do that ...

Silence!

We do not want the students find out.

Fortunately, next week let's go � Nayarit Riviera.

- Great! - Great!

We are going to the beach.

Let's think about fixing the school when we are back.

- Good, director! - No.

There is a tournament between schools.

Thanks to my contacts,

Colón Frida was included for the first time.

I hope you don't regret it.

Not when I'm the director.

Also, it's a chance to prove

that we are among the best!

Yes, let's win, and let's save our school.

- I like that optimism. - Yes, thank you.

But you scream too much.

Right.

The best? But of what?

It is my fault to think that someone so selfish and irresponsible like you,

could be my husband ...

Ready. Volleyball team.

So we already have the basketball teams, volleyball, swimming ...

But nobody signed up to the dance team.

Lucy, I know you're good at ...

- Buzz! - Cute.

"But I already have the chess team." - How boring.

Leave the cuties for later.

We just need an asshole to subscribe to the dance.

I want to subscribe to fifth B to Nayarit.

And we will win.

I'm not selfish and irresponsible as you said.

Subscribe him to the Liars contest, which will win.

Thursday B. Volleyball.

- You can't sign up. - Can't I?

You do not know what you are doing.

Of course I know.

I'll prove them all wrong.

I won't let them laugh at me.

The idiot signed up for the dance.

Good to meet you here!

- I think that girl wants a piece. - A piece?

A piece of your meat. Don't be silly.

Must be kidding! His girlfriend is there!

And then, it's not my fault bring her pie to the buffet.

Did you see them dancing?

What are you rehearsing for? To: See the musical!

The students arrived from Col gio Frida.

Hide wallets and cell phones.

Okay, here's your wallet.

Made of authentic wood skin.

Let's teach them good manners.

?

You can come anytime you want.

Stop, come on, calm down!

said the hotel janitor.

I'm their teacher.

Explained everything.

What do you teach?

Crime classes?

Welcome to the sixth tournament between schools,

where the most distinguished schools ...

- Hi! - Hi!

Goddamn it!

MS. Ingrid!

- Sorry. "But didn't you jump out the window?"

Yes...

and I will jump again.

Valium Pool area!

- Poor thing. - Did you see her?

We just arrived and you are creating problems!

Why did we come here?

- To have fun. - No!

To get in a cold!

We came to learn to be responsible

and prove that we fulfill our promises.

So, no going out.

No parties and no drinks.

- No! - Yes.

And I want everyone sleeping At nine at night.

And get up at seven to train.

And who doesn't do that ...

will have reduced notes.

To your rooms, now, let's go!

Since when does he spoil parties?

We will not allow that spoils the trip.

Hi how are you?

Hi!

Thanks.

This is a paradise.

Hello, what's your name? For me to ask you to Santa Claus.

- Camila! - No!

Doing so is not correct.

We have been sung for years.

Now it's their turn.

- Yes, it's true. - Look, I'll give you an eight.

And what would you give him?

A whole night!

I'm sorry I did not see you.

It's hard with that dick so big.

It's sometimes hard to control it.

Speaking of cock, what's its name?

Very wicket.

- Really? - Really?

It's impossible!

Don't you remember me?

I'm Lucy!

Lucy Fern ndez!

Do you know him?

Quickly, introduce me.

Mário and I dated at high school.

But what? Gosh, you changed a lot!

Remember when you were more ...

Much more, it was easier jump on me than surround me.

And you don't look anymore The girl in the horror movie.

And your nose? It looked like a pepper.

- I did the plastic. - Surgery?

Cool, right?

Maybe it was the even if it operated on you.

Good idea, by the way.

You looked the same, front or back.

It took me a while to grow.

Made for each other!

Honestly, it was hard. It took work,

but I knew there was a Skinny guy inside me.

Well, he was very handsome.

See who speaks!

Chiquinha has become a swan!

Must have hundreds of admirers.

- That's right. - Why didn't you check in?

Who is this guy?

- He... - Let me enjoy the moment!

This is the Mário.

Ex boyfriend of Lucy.

And this is Zequi, Lucy's ex-boyfriend.

Now the tournament is more interesting.

Without noise.

Comes! Let's go!

Let's go!

It's time to party!

Let's have fun.

I said, no parties.

We have a busy day tomorrow.

Shower, bed and dreams.

Sorry, Miss. Ingrid.

I didn't know what elevator would be.

Good Morning.

It's a sunny and beautiful day,

perfect for our tournament

and for our young people show what they know.

Have a great day, and I wish you all good luck.

Less to the sons of bitches from Col gio Frida!

All right?

What the hell!

Not even roosters wake up at this hour.

Don't tell me about roosters.

I was covered in feathers last night.

Guys, fine. We're not going to any funerals.

Let's play volleyball

and I want to see you guys giving everything!

I don't want to see the ball in the sand today!

Strong arms!

Are you happy?

- Yes! - Yes!

Let's show it to the face!

- That's right, let's go! - Giving it all!

- Let's go! - That's it!

So nobody told you?

What?

Dance.

And who was the asshole that signed us up to dance?

No time to accuse any.

Was that you?

And what are we going to dance?

Zumba?

We look like the Fantastic Four, I see whores.

Hey, I don't think it will be so hard.

No kidding!

And we still have to compete with these idiots?

M�nica.

It doesn't matter who we face!

Sim!

Lots of likes, guys!

Applause to the fullest!

Come on, team selfie!

Am I going to face this asshole?

It doesn't matter who let's face it?

Hey, handsome!

Where did you leave your ass? In the other socks?

I'll get you upside down, asshole!

Zequis! I didn't know I danced.

Without the".

Skis? Alright, look ...

I wish you light, bro.

I will love to face you.

I mean, in the dance, no?

Hey! Here I am.

Great guys.

Let's see what we can do, right?

Very well, it will not be difficult.

We will finish them.

Let's go!

She fell like Juan Gabriel!

Did anyone record this?

It will be harder than I thought.

They will break us.

Get back here!

Otherwise, make you come back to the force.

Not really!

Romo, I ... Son of a ...

- I talked to you, asshole. - Zequi!

Stick in that place!

What is your problem?

Are you crazy?

You didn't tell me that I I was subscribed to dance!

I did not say?

- No! - What a pity!

Is this going to be a problem?

No, these useless boys

will dance even if it is the Last thing they do.

Boss...

Want a tip?

What?

Look, these are from the millennium generation.

And we are both like mirrors they look at each other.

You do not understand.

If you want a good return, Remember two things, Skis.

First...

See how it behaves.

And according to ...

Change your clothes.

You remember two things.

- Clear. - Screw it now!

But he just wants to help.

You are wrong!

He wants to have you in bed!

Well, it's working.

Really, are we going out tonight?

I would love to.

Check Mate.

Nice move. Very cool, Germ�n!

What Lucy Does with that guy?

Does she think he's handsome?

Well, he �.

That he has class?

He has class!

That he is great and special?

He is great and special!

Which side are you on?

Who do you want her to be with?

With this guy or with me?

You, of course.

Then I can stay with him.

Welcome, bosses.

Why the fantasy?

carnival or something?

- It's my new suit. - You mean costume?

I say it however you want! I'm sorry

Bosses...

the question is that I realized that I am like a mirror to you.

Of course you Didn't look in the mirror today.

See how you say it, asshole.

- Hey! - That's it, sorry.

We need to work together. to have a good result.

What?

Res... result ncia?

Res ... result.

Frisbee?

King...

Yield!

We need to have a good result.

Been drinking again, Sr. Alc�ntara?

No, but I think you should.

What I mean, bosses ...

� stop playing e dancem, sim?

�nimo!

Attitude!

Bosses!

What?

- Run away, damn it! - Look at this.

Let's go! Three, four, one, two ...

What are you doing, Peppa Pig?

It's not like that. Come over here.

Go there.

One, two, three, four!

Up, right! Up left!

Up left! Up, right!

Again, let's go! Very cool!

Where are you going?

Cookies!

We are vegans now!

Spin!

Let's go!

Man, even my eyelashes hurt!

And they are fake!

Mr. Alc ntara ...

just made something fun It's a horrible thing.

- Yes - I hate dancing!

So tied, because the dance Hates you too.

No, sorry.

Congratulations, you all They gave it all today.

They deserve a lot of likes.

Applause a thousand!

Bosses, let's take A selfie of the team.

- Let's go. - Take a selfie of my balls!

- What did you say, asshole? - Nothing, take the picture.

- Ready. - Dude, it's the other way around.

So and press here.

Like this?

Smiling?

- , that's cool. - Mr. Alc ntara ...

... well, now we have A good return between us.

You were great mirror for us.

Will allow us to leave and have fun to the fullest?

- Yes. - I like that!

What a difference!

They saw how they can ask politely?

- So, will you leave? - Really?

Not really!

To your rooms.

- No? - Screw it.

No, to your rooms.

Quickly!

Lucy

What are you doing?

And you?

Going out with that one Rubber tarzan?

He is called Mário.

Lucy Dating for revenge is wrong.

I'm leaving because I like him.

This cocky bastard?

Take his face off ...

the tan, the muscles and the manners,

and what's left?

You!

SEE THE GOOD SIDE OF THINGS

Your goo has all gone out.

- No! As well? - Sim!

- Not really! - Of course it came out.

- Truth? - I remember very well.

This looks delicious.

I waited!

First, photo for Instagram.

Alright.

Well, ten already liked it.

What we will do without social media?

- Talk to each other? - This looks delicious.

You know what?

There is something else that It looks delicious.

Are you going to eat the dish decoration?

Hi Romo!

He went to the bathroom.

We danced all day and wanna dance at night?

Let's go.

It's late.

So what? Are you Cinderella?

Will it turn into pumpkin? Try to have fun, let's go.

Yes, and control your stress.

Every day acts more like your sister.

And look how it went with Zequi.

What the hell!

Mother's children.

Now I'm Mário 2.0

- and I have a leitmotiv and everything. - Right.

If my Instagram has less likes that yesterday ... forget it.

The day was a waste.

Did you hear that?

- No. - Yes.

This was the song that played during our first kiss, remember?

Of course, how to forget! We got tangled up with ...

- ... the gadgets! - The appliances!

Call me naive, but this is a sign.

- Lucy! - What?

I'm sorry

- Are you following me? - No.

Not everything revolves around you.

I'm looking for the kids.

Children?

Don't know where they are?

Who said kids?

I'm following you.

Skis!

Nice shirt! I have an equal.

Yes, asshole.

See who arrived.

They are horrible in the dance. They should not be here.

- Let's show you how to dance. - Have a look!

Show all you know.

He is my friend! Leave him alone!

What's up, asshole?

Watch out. Don't trip.

Who will stumble you, bitch!

Folks!

Nayeli!

Separate!

Romo, stop! Enough!

Hey, guys!

Bosses!

It's not like that differences are resolved.

I'll give you a hint.

Violence is not legal.

Because the violence ...

You crossed the line, asshole.

I'm a teacher, asshole!

Let me go!

After all that has changed in my life ...

"Do you know what I miss most?" - I?

That's right.

Already thought what our life would be like if we had stayed together?

- Lately, yes. - Because I...

Finally I found you!

Can't I have dinner in peace?

There is a problem.

Can't solve it?

I have a better idea.

I have dinner with Mário and you get your sister out of jail.

- What? - You heard it.

Sorry, I have to go. It is an emergency.

Hi.

Let's go!

Quick, come on.

The young people are all arrested.

That would be the icing on the cake of the best party ever.

Come here, man.

When are we leaving here?

This guy wants to fuck me.

Pissed in your pants, asshole?

Tell your boyfriend to change your diaper and talcum in the ass.

- Shut up, asshole! - Enough!

Because of you we are here!

It's better to get used to it. It will be long before we leave.

Frida students! They can leave.

Oh Lucy!

- Thanks! - Hey, shorty!

Pick me up at Grindr, kitten.

- It's the young people. - But I'm the teacher.

- Lucy! - I don't want your explanations.

- They were fighting ... - You will always be a criminal.

- Hey girl, come on. - Are you leaving yet?

� embarrassing, MS. Fernandez.

I said to stand out,

- but not like that. - It looks worse than it was.

The students escaped, drank.

They got into a fight and ended up in jail.

I think this is pretty bad.

Talking like this...

Who is responsible?

Now is not the time for accusations.

We are a team.

Great.

I'll put it in your folder.

It was the Alc�ntara!

So keep an eye out in the fifth B and in the Alc�ntara.

The Secretariat of Education you know what happened.

I was called to talk to them.

Do not worry. This is not repeated.

I hope not.

If you can't improve this situation ...

At least don't let it get worse!

- Have a nice day. - Have a nice day...

Today we start the second phase of the tournament.

Today is the semifinal of chess,

200 meters butterfly style,

basketball and volleyball.

Do not forget that today There will be a beautiful excursion.

So, open a beautiful smile, live well and praise the Lord!

Jesus Christ!

They put glue on this thing!

Where are the Frida students?

Where are you?

They are there!

Let's go!

You can do it! No!

Let's go guys!

We are together!

We won!

Congratulations!

Germ�n is also in the chess final.

We did it!

POLICE

Does that have alcohol?

Do you know what time it is?

Yes, it's still early.

- But � Happy Hour. - Mário!

I didn't see you all morning.

I was burning calories ...

because the night was so sweet.

I had so much fun too.

- Sorry to leave. - That was very bad.

No, it's a joke.

I forgive if you give me the first dance today.

Of course I do.

I'll love it!

Great Brotherhood Ball

See, dating.

Quickly forgetting the past.

Mr. Alc ntara!

- Speaking of ... - Mr. Alc ntara!

- Mr. Alc ntara! - What the fuck?

You can't smoke here.

Your lips look like fish mouth.

The vast territory that Mexico occupies today,

it was home to the Mesoamerican civilization ...

- what is it... - Why are you behind?

Need a whip, or what?

Leave us alone, man.

We are tired of you.

Yeah, I'm full of you too.

What the fuck are we doing here?

We know what will happen.

The same people always win.

And we always lose.

No ...

It looks like you also lost someone.

Take a close up on me?

Alright.

- Let's take a selfie there? - Yes!

They are teenagers.

They keep complaining about everything.

Yes, but they are right.

The same people always win.

Well, having a rival like this ...

Look at him.

And look at you.

You guys look two different species.

Our country was thirsty of two great empires.

The Mayans, great astronomers,

and the Aztecs, warriors who faced the Spaniards.

The Mayans were thought to they were not warriors,

but they fought with such tenacity,

it took two centuries to be beaten.

Boys!

I want to talk to you guys!

What is it now, Zequi?

Come here a second.

We have to fight. By the Maya.

We don't want to use the fucking socks.

For our Mayan people, dumb.

They never gave up.

They fought ...

until they defeat ...

These convinced Spaniards.

It was all the opposite.

They beat us.

No, that's what They want us to think.

The winners write the story.

- It's true. - But we can change that.

Because right here, lived a happy people.

Ruled by a prince.

The handsome ...

"Zequilopoxtli."

It's him...

lived with his girlfriend ...

the wonderful Malinche.

But Malinche was not Mayan.

But she had a summer house here.

Got it.

And had a very happy life.

Until the chief of the Spaniards arrived.

The wretched invader, Cortes.

Arrived on the boats Pinta, Ni a and Santa Maria.

Aren't they the Columbus ships?

Damn it, Peppa Pig. Were you there?

- No. - So shut up, please!

- All right. "And what did the Spanish want?"

Steal their women.

No, Zequilopoxtli!

And sacrifice their virgins.

Did the Mayans cower? No way!

They rebelled!

- With the help of Zapata. - Long live Mexico, you assholes!

Yes, Emiliano Zapata, Peppa Pig. Some problem?

No, that's fine.

They came together as a team

and fought with courage and pride ...

to defend your honor, your land and your school.

They turned the story inside out and it wasn't the losers.

If the Mayans did it all,

Can't we do that too?

- Yes! - Yes!

- Can we? - Yes!

Let's win this tournament!

- That's right! - We will win!

- Are we going to win? - We will win!

- College Frida Kahlo! - College Frida Kahlo!

And you ...

will get Lucy back.

Long live Mexico, assholes!

Pior the worst teacher of history I've seen.

But for motivation, you are a genius!

Beautiful.

Come on, Maya!

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three. Quick! More pace!

One, two, three, four.

One two. More energy!

One, two, three, four.

Food!

Let's have a drink!

- It's a pig, man. - It was disgusting!

Crist bal, could grant the first dance to this girl?

I?

With her?

It's a community dance.

Perfect for establishing bridges.

I thought she was going to do It's a different thing with you.

- Are you crazy? - Relax, beautiful.

I do not bite.

For the community?

- For the fraternity. - For the fraternity.

That's right.

And I'll start right now.

I'll give my flower to Cris.

Forget the flower and fuck him.

That's what she said, dizzy.

But I need someone experienced to give me advice.

Sim.

Someone who has more experience on the subject that Tiger Woods.

- That's it! - I wanted to be your third grade teacher,

to take you to the bedroom!

Let me see.

If all teachers were Like you, no one would leave school.

- Thanks. - Lucy.

I owe you an explanation. We can talk?

Want to hear the explanation of the Skis?

Or would you rather dance with Mário?

- Hi, sorry. - Oi.

The bathroom?

- � or. - Thank you.

Shit!

MS. Ingrid.

How beautiful, wonderful. Look at you.

The sky must be empty,

because angels They are falling to the earth.

You didn't tell me earlier today did I look like a fish?

If it is, for sure It's an angel fish.

Can you give me this dance?

I'll let you know that it's been a long time I do not move the hips.

- That was horrible. - No, that was ...

fantastic.

I'm sorry.

Is everything ok?

Do not worry.

I also appreciate "Fifty Shades of grey".

If you rub the lamp ...

the genius will appear.

Go ahead.

Come on, Miss. Ingrid.

Is everything ok?

Kinda rusty ...

But clean the webs of spider without fear.

The spider is worth it.

Lucy

Give me your hand.

Lucy, it was an accident.

Sorry, Skis. I got it.

- Let me help. - Yes.

Lucy, sorry. It was an accident.

Shall we dance?

Dona Regina, from Colón Frida Kahlo.

Right.

- No, it's not here. - No?

- No. - Thanks.

You're welcome.

Dona Regina said why did you want to come?

No, I just said that It was very important.

What does Godzilla want?

- I do not know. - Good Morning.

MS. Godzilla!

A thousand pardons, Dona Regina. What a surprise!

- We were talking about movies. - Yes.

This mess that It looks like a movie.

Let me introduce you Miss. Estrada and Mr. Salinas.

- Good Morning. - Good Morning.

- So, is there a Mrs. Salinas? - Quiet.

- MS. Camila... - What are you doing?

... no time to flirt.

They are from Department of Education.

Welcome. What is the reason for your trip?

Business? Pleasure? Both?

Will evaluate the school behavior.

- Clear. - After I beg a lot,

decided to give us one more chance.

Good, students will have to stop drinking, partying and fighting.

They don't do any of this here.

It was a joke!

Have no sense of humor at the Secretariat of Education?

No.

I want to drown ...

in your kisses!

Hi Miss Camila.

What are you drinking?

A Sex on the Beach.

There's a test in Cosmopolitan magazine and we already did.

- Can we do it with you? - It's about your first love.

Question: How old were you when did you love for the first time?

I went early.

I started to like boys when I was very young.

I was 13.

- Did you have sex when you were 13? - They ask that?

- No. - Yes!

Yes, but not like that.

Next question.

How old were you when had sex for the first time?

A: From 16 to 18.

B: From 19 to 21.

C: From 22 to 30.

- Don't you have option D? - No.

At 15, with a freak that promised me the world

and then I didn't want nothing more with me.

- Say something. - Let's look at the third question.

What do you remember the first time?

- A. - My first time was so ...

It was a lot...

Actually, I do not remember.

Had taken too much tequila!

To calm me down. I was nervous.

Right. Fourth question.

What is the best way to do the first time?

A: From the front.

B: For three.

C: By the mouth.

you sure Is it Cosmopolitan?

Looks like it's Playboy.

Cosm Cosmopolitan.

See, always start with option C, and then change to A.

If he is good, I prefer A.

And maybe ...

A, then C.

Then A, and more A.

B, C, A ...

And when you find the point G ...

Well, miss, that already helped.

Thanks.

A, B, A, C, A ...

Welcome to the end ...

Al� testing, one, two, three, testing ...

What happened? Why are you talking like that?

Today we have the volleyball finals and chess.

What if I take the students from Col�gio Frida,

will pay for it!

Germ�n.

Focus, don't let your guard down.

Punish him whenever you can and remember: You will not feel pain.

- Don't feel pain. - Lucy, relax.

Only chess, you will not fight against Pacquiao.

Miserable!

I need to remind students of Frida Kahlo Isn't this a soccer game?

Miserable!

That!

Check.

Wave!

Check.

Check Mate.

- Yes! - Wow!

Champions!

Good news, anyway.

Sorry, Camila, but if they lose, they will close the school.

Now the ball is with you.

Frida!

Very well!

Frida!

Great.

Come on, Frida!

That's it!

Last Set

We will win.

Are you sure about that?

No, but we need to win.

- I could die. "I'd rather die than lose Lucy."

How sweet.

If you can't get Lucy, stay with me.

Focus, please.

When I give the signal ...

- speed up the boat. - All right.

When i'm in the air turn the boat to the right

and unfold the flag.

- Understood? - Right.

- Yes. - Come on, the game is over.

Yes, we can!

Yes, we can!

Did you tie the rope well?

He fell flat. I think we killed him.

I'll rip your bags, assholes!

Make the wave!

Come on, Frida! We can win!

Watch out for the birds!

- Okay? - Cretins!

Never piloted a boat before?

No!

Motherfuckers!

- We'll win! - Let's go!

Let's go!

Frida!

Don't heat up. Everything will end well.

Come on, Frida!

Higher!

What?

Higher!

Hello, handsome!

What are you doing, man? Do not let go!

- Watch out. - Idiot!

CHIQUINHA, I LOVE YOU

Donkeys!

I'm alone.

Let's go guys! Once again!

Frida!

Go!

Let's go guys!

No! Not like that!

I knew it!

Let's make it! Don't give up!

Frida!

Come on, Frida!

I will fall!

Get out of the way!

You're a jerk, Skis.

You like social networks, don't you?

Here is your network.

Do you think it's funny, Alc�ntara?

We were almost winning.

It ruined everything!

As it usually does.

You put us against the wall.

I know, and I'm sorry.

Where did you graduate teacher?

- In jail? - If I tell you ...

But it's alright. We will find a way.

- Truth? - Yes.

You're fired!

You can't do this to me. I'm their teacher.

And I am the director ...

and I don't leave the future of school in your hands!

But, Dona ...

Have a look, but protect yourself.

Thanks

CHIQUINHA, I LOVE YOU

Hi, handsome.

I have a gift for you.

Let's open?

Are you drunk?

You are confused.

Still, it's beautiful.

Is everything ok?

Very well.

- Slowly. - What's my name?

Hey dude!

- What are you doing? - Show me your banana.

Slowly. Laura, you are drunk.

- No, show me. - Can stop.

- Not like that! - So yes!

Not here, stop! Enough, Laura!

- For! - Let me go!

- Hey! - Let go of me!

- Stop! - Let go of me!

- No. - Let me go!

- Hey! - Let me go!

- What are you doing? - Not what it seems.

Don't touch her again!

"Will you touch her again?" - No!

- No! - It's my fault.

- What? - I wanted to do it for the first time ...

But it's drunk. Sit down.

Want to lose your virginity like that?

Laura, the first time It must be special.

Something very remarkable.

Now instead of good memories you will just have a bitch hangover.

I didn't want to lose Chris.

"I didn't want to." Are you kidding?

That's how you will lose it.

Trying to be the one who isn't.

And you, asshole, I'm warning you!

Laura is like A daughter to me.

If you touch her, shoot your virginity!

Zequi?

Zequi?

Zequi?

SEE THE GOOD SIDE OF THINGS

Lucy!

- Do you want one? - Not now.

This is not what it seems.

I know and Let's talk about this later.

- Where is Zequi? - He left.

- Good night. - Good night.

- Do you have a reservation? - I have a reservation in my name.

- I will check. - Thank you.

Zequi!

Do you know what happened?

And five, six, seven and eight.

And one, two, three and four.

And five, six, seven and eight.

And one, two, three and four.

�chapp�.

And seven, and ...

For the love of God!

I have more flexible pencils than you. Let's go again.

It was a big decision to hire her.

She runs schools, balloons ...

- ... and anything else. - And I have excellent ear.

So, stop move your tongue and wiggle your feet.

Let's go again. From the beginning.

Five, six, seven and eight.

And one, two, three and four.

�chapp�.

Seven and eight. Abram, and one,

two, three and four.

And five, six, seven and eight.

Tomb� pas de bourr�e, Glissade, cabriole.

There, that's enough.

No more dancing this tombl�, berry, or cabaret�.

Why don't you learn to pronounce law and then come try to dance?

They will laugh at us. We can't dance like this.

Exactly, Dona, We are like the Maya.

Those who fought against the Aztecs and Zapata against the Spaniards.

- What? - The Warriors.

What kind of trash is this?

Okay fine. Now listen.

If they don't win the tournament In two days...

They will close the school.

- What? - Does the fate of the school depend on us?

We can't beat it not at all

if you want to turn us into a copy of St. James's school.

Right!

I don't know why you won't accept us just as we are?

Because that was exactly it

that left the school in danger to close first.

ZEQUI, DO NOT BE ANXIOUS. I hope for you in the club.

Let's go again. Fine.

Let's go!

And five, six, seven and eight.

And one, two, three and four.

And five, six, seven and eight.

Zequi, I'll say something from the bottom of the heart.

It was the best thing that It could happen to you, asshole.

Here is your place.

I don't know what you did, Playing teacher knows everything.

The annoying voice.

"Children ...

the playground is over! "

Like torturing a parrot.

Zequi, let's talk?

Exact! Perfect imitation ...

I'll see if the girls They are shaving.

What are you doing here?

Forgot this.

You came here only to give me this?

No, I came to say that Mario and I are getting married.

What?

� kidding, Zequi!

More or less.

No, I came to say I was wrong.

I tried to change you.

I don't blame you for the bullshit I did. I would try to change myself too.

I messed up with the students again.

Yes, but they need you.

Zequi, you need to go back.

The proof is tomorrow. We have to win.

They don't need me to win.

They need a miracle.

First, forget these dreadful shit dances.

They're a bunch of assholes and go dance like the assholes they are.

Is this to motivate us?

From now on They'll do what I say.

Just look at me.

My eyes are here, idiot.

- He had her look at her, just not leaving. - Yes.

Too much sand for the Your truck, boy.

Jenny, can you teach us dancing in one night?

Honey...

I work better ...

At night.

Yes.

What class.

Welcome.

Welcome!

Today is a great day for young Mexicans.

No, Donald Trump did not resign.

Today is the grand finale of the tournament.

We are not listening. Use the microphone!

Not really!

The students of Col gio Frida They won't catch me again!

And let the dance begin!

Don't be nervous.

Pity not to have prize for the dumbest.

- They'd make it easy. - Take it.

Do not forget the filling.

Hey, come on. Ignore it.

They just want to tease them.

They did it.

We will not allow it!

We are Mayans, have you forgotten?

We came to change history!

You fought things worse all their lives.

Whole life.

No school wants you.

They don't want you here either.

What's more, this damn world ...

I don't love you guys.

But, do you want to know?

I love you guys.

I love you so much.

Because I know them.

Each of you.

And I love you because I know who they really are.

Hug set.

Teacher...

why isn't that so with us?

It's true.

Just open us when You're taking selfies.

And it uses filters.

Do you want affection?

I want this trophy.

I won't let these Losers win.

So, don't complain.

Get in there and win, all right?

- Yes sir. - Hey.

Do you think it was the best way to teach your students?

Clear.

I taught that the world divides between winners ...

and defeated.

Hey, stay on that side!

No one remembers Second place, Lucy.

If you win it will be like you ...

I get the losers.

And you chose well.

Deep down, you never changed.

I don't know what I saw An empty guy like you.

I've never met anyone who heats the oven but you don't want to bake anything.

What?

What did you say?

That is a tease.

Music, is everything all right?

- What happened? - I don't know, it hurts!

Very well!

That was the Polanco High School.

Now it's the turn of the current champions.

Let's give a big applause to the students of St. James!

Damn it looks like they put padding on your ankle.

You can still move, can't you?

- Call a doctor, idiot. - She didn't hit too hard.

For the musician! Right.

She can't dance like that.

We can't be without her.

It's the best dance.

But if we are not 12, we will be eliminated.

Let me try.

Slowly.

Oh no.

There must be another way, no?

No.

She does not dance.

It has to be someone from Frida.

A�!

Very good, guys!

Angry guys!

Angry! Fantastic choreography!

A big applause for the current champions!

Only one number left.

The emotion keeps growing.

The tournament is by a thread.

Please applause for Frida Kahlo High School.

Don't wait too long.

Do not worry.

They will surprise.

- A good surprise, I hope. - Frida Kahlo!

It seems they are shy or deaf.

Frida Kahlo, on stage!

If they do not come they will be deleted ... Let's go!

I thought it was classic choreography.

Me too.

- Let's go. - Come on, Romo!

Come on, Frida!

Come on Lucy!

If you are here, who?

He had to be there.

After all, it's because of him that the students are here today.

Great choreography. Well advanced.

What more could it be, with a person of my reputation?

Looks great in this costume!

Frida!

Welcome to the wedding LUCY AND ZEQUI.

Who would say!

We think that they were going to destroy the school ...

but they saved her.

- Come on, Lucy! - Has arrived!

Let's go!

Lucy, you pretty girl!

- Come on, Lucy! - Go steady!

Be happy!

We are gathered here ...

- No, again? - Again?

... to unite in holy marriage, Lucy and Ezekiel.

Looks like I've seen it.

I don't know what Wedding I like more.

I prefer this one.

The other one was like The St. James idiots.

Yes.

- ... in health or illness. - This one is more Frida.

In joy and sadness.

To love and respect her as long as the two live.

Be careful what you promise!

Yes.

I accept.

Zequi!

Lucy

Do you accept to receive Ezekiel as your husband?

Are you crying?

Yes.

Why?

I may look tough, but marriages move me.

... to love and respect you as long as the two live.

What a thrill.

I bet � of those that opens after sex.

Yes.

I accept.

Come on Lucy!

If anyone here has anything to say so that the marriage does not take place ...

should talk now or shut up forever.

Again?

They need an exorcism.

All right?

Yes, we are better than ever.

Yes, I'm nervous.

I didn't talk about you.

We are better than ever.

Are we going to be parents?

Are we going to be parents?

Before they change their minds, I declare them husband and wife.

You can kiss the bride. Come on, kiss!

They could not have normal relations, like everyone?

The worst thing is, I don't know if the world is prepared for another Alc�ntara.

BASED ON THE MOVIE "FUCK GOETHE" FROM BORA DAGTEKIN