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Lord grant me chastity

but not yet.

ST. AUGUSTINE

Sun on the trail.

There's a righteous tale.

JEAN KAYAK'S ACME APPLEJACK

Of the small backwood mountains of pride.

He cleaned the dark secrets of Applejack.

CIDER

STRONGER AFTER FREEZING

And drinks to the wood far and wide.

And there he leads back to his little house.

FUR TRAPPER RENDEZVOUS

If you're thirsty and wandering by.

Not a glen from their council had yet they have had.

And a song in their hearts by and by.

Show me that gaze again Applejack.

A lickin' is one, we'll have two.

The color is good.

And I'm feeling bold

I'm beginning to.

That Applejack mood.

A jug or a jar or a dirty glass.

To double your fortune for sure.

Strap metal on top of those muscles, boys.

It may even grow you some hair.

Yet and she sat in there for ya.

Fisting on horseback in dark.

We're off to see Applejack's not so sad.

Still I'm sure that he needs a job.

Show me that gaze again, Applejack.

A lickin' is one, we'll have two.

The color is good and I'm feeling bold

I'm beginning to.

That Applejack mood.

Let's drink his blessed concoction.

As full their lickin' draws here.

The good one will like to provide for me.

Though I never thanked him or bought him one beer.

Show me that gaze again, Applejack.

A lickin' is one, we'll have two.

The color is good.

And I'm feeling bold

I'm beginning to.

That Applejack mood.

Beginning to.

That Applejack...

"It is always hard to see the purpose in wilderness wanderings until after they are over."

JOHN BUNYAN

PRICES

Oh, I.

PRICES

When lesser men put down his applejack.

The path it is frozen but clear.

RILAND BRICKSON COLE TEWS He's put on his head.

Alas for his bed.

He may live to see 20 years.

JEAN KAYAK OF ACME APPLEJACK

THE FUR TRAPPER!

So he'll dress himself up like a trapper.

OLIVIA GRAVES AS HIS GAL THE FURRIER Assemble the rules of the trade.

The legends will surely poke fun at him.

DOUG MANCHESKI AS HER PA THE MERCHANT

As God help with his fortunes made.

LUIS RICO AS THE INDIAN FUR TRAPPER He hath laid down his applejack.

WES TANK AS THE MASTER FUR TRAPPER And spotted a raccoon or two.

IN...

But the forest is cruel to a young bagging fool.

Who knows what be hiding behind that tree.

No.

No!

TRAPLINE

BAIT

Mush, boys.

Mush.

11:00 P.M. DECEMBER 31st.

Move up.

Mush, boy.

"No man ever was glorious who was not laborious." BEJAMIN FRANKLIN.

CASTOR-OIL

TRAPLINE

NEW TRAPLINE

Ah shit.

No? Ok.

Pipe.

What?

What?

What?

No, no, no!

Pardon?

Read my lips you drunk!

If you want to marry my daughter...

YOU CAN'T!

UNLESS

YOU BRING ME...

HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS

PRICES

BAIT

CRIME SCENE. DO NOT ENTER

PEPPER

LODGE

DAM

EXHIBIT A

What?

EXHIBIT B

EXHIBIT C

EXHIBIT D

Huh? What?

THE FUR TRAPPER.

THE COAT!

VALET

GREEN BAY

STOP!

THE END