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You over here jerking off our swap son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like.

Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Man, again?

Got it.

Damn.

Alright, let's try this again.

Yes!

Woohoo!

Yeah!

There's your key.

Here we go.

Oh my god guys, this is great.

It's like we're a real family.

Yeah, this is cool, but I mean, I'm going to have some real fun, right?

That's what I came for.

Yeah, yeah.

Are you okay, honey?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Okay.

This is great! You guys are getting along like real brother and sister.

But don't be crossing any lines.

She's right. It would be inappropriate.

Very inappropriate.

Well, I'm gonna go shower. Excuse me.

Listen, I get it.

I see what's going on.

You know, I mean, it's just a thing, right?

Right?

And I got no problem with it.

It's just, yeah, I mean, why would I care?

We're all here to just have fun, right?

Yeah?

But here's the thing.

Your weekend mom, she's taking this really seriously, OK?

And I just need you guys to kind of cool it down

and just don't let her know.

You know what I mean?

I don't want us to mess up my weekend.

I'm still trying to get in good with her,

and I'm hoping I get to have some fun, right?

So we understand one another.

We're all good?

All right, cool.

Cool.

Wow, gee, I guess you should get a room or something, huh?

You two really get along well, don't you?

Listen, this is a little awkward.

I probably shouldn't be watching this.

I'm gonna go now.

Okay.

Yeah, I think I should go.

Sweet.

Peace.

Oh, gee, you guys are still at it, huh?

But listen, this is a small house, and your mother

just kicked me out of the van because she's changing.

She doesn't want me to see her naked. Can you believe that?

She's supposed to be my wife.

I told you guys you'd mind stopping for a little bit while I take a break.

I'm done with this.

You're fuckin' pretty good, eh, Jay?

You look like a princess.

I'm gonna do it.

Oh, hey.

We're supposed to be family, and you two are fucking like rabbits.

You little cretins.

And then you.

Yes, you.

You're a fucking cretin too.

You ate them on, and you didn't have to stop it.

Why didn't you stop it?

You know what?

You two sit there naked and think about what the hell you've done.

Sorry.

Like, what the hell have you done?

I'm sorry.

Like, what the fuck?

This is not how families act, guys.

Like, what do you think you're doing?

Come here.

What?

You're my wife.

You need to love some physical contact, okay?

That feels nice.

I haven't had that in a while.

I'm just treating you the way you should be treated.

I haven't been held like this in a long time.

My last husband, Julian, didn't even give me this kind of affection or attention.

You know, I'm not the type of person who is

like, you know, I'm not the type of person

who's like, what are you doing?

I'm not the type of person who's like, look, I'm going to get her.

It was nice.

I haven't had that in a while.

Just treat me the way you should be treated.

I haven't been held like this in a long time.

My last husband, Jamie,

wouldn't give me this kind of affection or attention.

Hey, stop that.

Let me come over here and give your mother some attention.

Yeah.

Ah, yeah.

Like that, like that, like that.

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, that's that, that's that, that's that, that's that.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

My fucking pussy is so good, I love it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh, you're coming with me?

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, love coming, love coming, it's so good.

Oh yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

So good, so good, so good.

Oh, my God.

Just stay here.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Check, check, check, check, check.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can come again. No, stop, no, stop.

You can come again, you can come again.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, come here, come here, come here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Yes!

It feels so fucking good.

It's so hard for me.

I'm gonna have a heart attack.

Fuck!

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

It's a good time for a high five?

Yeah.

Oh, boy.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, boy.

Oh, what?

I'm so scared.

Come on, come on.

It's okay, it's okay.

Yeah!

Oh my god, I'm coming.

Oh, yes...

Oh my god, did you just fucking come at me?

Oh, sorry.

Oh my god, you fucking cretins.

You ruined my family swap.