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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,877 --> 00:00:04,045 (June) WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THAT 2 00:00:01,877 --> 00:00:04,045 NEW YORK IS SUCH A TOUGH TOWN? 3 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:05,506 I'VE LIVED HERE 4 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:05,506 A WHILE NOW 5 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:06,882 AND I FEEL LIKE 6 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:06,882 I'VE GOT IT LICKED. 7 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:08,049 I MASTERED THE SUBWAY, 8 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:09,844 HOW TO JAYWALK 9 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:09,844 WITHOUT BEING HIT, 10 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,971 AND I'VE LEARNED A CUTE 11 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,971 NEW WORD FOR JEWISH PEOPLE. 12 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:13,764 HELLO, HEBRAHAM! 13 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:15,975 THE THING THAT REALLY MAKES 14 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:15,975 THE CITY FEEL LIKE HOME 15 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,309 IS HAVING A FRIEND, 16 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,102 SOMEONE TO TALK TO 17 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,102 AND HANG OUT WITH. 18 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,689 AND FOR ME, 19 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,689 THAT'S MY ROOMMATE CHLOE. 20 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,777 ONE DAY SOON, WE'LL EVEN 21 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,777 BE IN A PICTURE TOGETHER. 22 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:28,988 HMM. 23 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,700 HEY, ELI. DO YOU 24 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,700 STAND THERE EVERY MORNING, 25 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,576 WAITING FOR ME 26 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,576 TO OPEN THE BLINDS? 27 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,576 (opens refrigerator) 28 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,954 DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF, JUNE. 29 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,954 AND YES, I DO. 30 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:38,497 LOOK AT THAT! 31 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,916 ONE TIME I MENTION TO CHLOE 32 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,916 THAT BLUEBERRY IS 33 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,376 MY FAVORITE KIND OF YOGURT, 34 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,376 AND WHAT DOES SHE DO? 35 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,586 SHE GOES AND STOCKS 36 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,586 THE ENTIRE FRIDGE WITH THEM. 37 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,922 WELL, IT'S IMPORTANT 38 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,922 TO HAVE FRIENDS IN NEW YORK. 39 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,173 THIS CITY CAN BE HARD... 40 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,091 LIKE A LOTTA THINGS. 41 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,343 I FEEL BAD. 42 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,094 I'VE BEEN SO BUSY 43 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,094 WORKING AT THE COFFEE SHOP 44 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,722 AND TRYING TO GET 45 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,722 ANOTHER WALL STREET JOB 46 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,974 THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO HAVE 47 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,974 A GIRLS' DAY OUT WITH CHLOE... 48 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:58,183 UNTIL NOW! 49 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,268 THAT SOUNDS FUN. 50 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,268 YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT FUN? 51 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:03,731 COMPLACENCY IN THE FACE 52 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:03,731 OF CORPORATE GREED. 53 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,273 TODAY IS MY FIRST DAY OFF, 54 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,609 SO I THINK I'M GONNA ASK HER 55 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,609 TO HANG OUT. 56 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:10,571 MAYBE WE'LL GO HAVE A PICNIC 57 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:10,571 IN CENTRAL PARK OR-- 58 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,155 (groans) 59 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,115 STOP TALKING! 60 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,117 OH, HEY! SOMEBODY'S UP. 61 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:18,119 WOULD YOU LIKE 62 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:18,119 TO HANG OUT TODAY? 63 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,330 I FEEL LIKE A PIG CRAPPED 64 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,330 INSIDE MY HEAD. 65 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:24,125 I FEEL LIKE A PIG ATE 66 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:24,125 INDIAN FOOD AND SQUATTED DOWN... 67 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,962 OH. 68 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,962 THERE'S A MAN UNDERNEATH YOU. 69 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,129 HELLO. 70 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,130 DON'T WAKE HIM. 71 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:31,132 I TOOK ALL OF HIS LIFE FORCE 72 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:31,132 LAST NIGHT. 73 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:34,011 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 74 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:34,011 I WANNA SEE YOUR NEW YORK CITY. 75 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:37,056 SHOW ME WHAT YOU LOVE 76 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:37,056 ABOUT THIS PLACE. 77 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:38,139 WELL... 78 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,433 GUESS THERE IS ONE THING 79 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,433 WE COULD DO, 80 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,769 BUT IT MIGHT BE 81 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,769 A LITTLE TOURISTY. 82 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,144 (man, amplified voice) 83 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,144 AND TO YOUR LEFT, 84 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,564 YOU'LL SEE THE SITE OF 85 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,564 THE FAMOUS NOODLE FIRE OF 1927, 86 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,148 (laughing) 87 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,148 THEY SAY ON A WINDY NIGHT, 88 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:50,360 YOU CAN STILL SMELL THE LO MEIN 89 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:50,360 AND BURNING HAIR. 90 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:52,153 GOD, I LOVE NEW YORK! 91 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:54,949 (woman) ♪ I'M NOT PERFECT, 92 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:54,949 AND I'M NO SNITCH ♪ 93 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:56,157 ♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪ 94 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,077 (whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪ 95 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,077 (buzzer) 96 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,996 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 97 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,248 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 98 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,000 AND THAT'S ALL THEY FOUND-- 99 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,168 THE YOUNG NURSE'S 100 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,168 SAWED-OFF PELVIS 101 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,170 IN A FedEx ENVELOPE 102 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,422 IN THAT MAILBOX RIGHT THERE. 103 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,422 (murmuring) 104 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,173 "WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY 105 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:14,175 HAVE TO BE DEAD OVERNIGHT," HUH? 106 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,177 (laughter) 107 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,097 MITCHELL, YOU ARE TOO MUCH! 108 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,681 (laughs nervously) NEW YORK! 109 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:22,101 HERE, WE LAUGH AT DEATH! 110 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:22,101 (chuckles) 111 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,103 DON'T LAUGH TOO HARD, 112 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,103 LITTLE GIRL. 113 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,353 ANOTHER YOUNG WOMAN 114 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,480 WAS FOUND MURDERED 115 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,480 IN THE PARK THIS MORNING. 116 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,189 THAT MAKES SIX THIS SUMMER. 117 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,189 YOU WANNA CALL HER PARENTS 118 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,358 AND TELL THEM HOW FUNNY 119 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,358 YOU THINK THAT IS? 120 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,486 WE--WE WERE JUST... 121 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,486 WE ALL WERE JUST LAUGHING-- 122 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:34,279 OKAY, WHO'S UP FOR SNACKS 123 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:34,279 AND A PEE? 124 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,656 (man) OKAY. 125 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:36,698 I'VE GOT CLIF BARS 126 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:36,698 AND TUNA FISH SANDWICHES. 127 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:40,243 WARNING--THE ICE HAS MADE 128 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:40,243 THE BREAD MOIST. 129 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:45,206 I ACTUALLY BROUGHT MY SNACK 130 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:45,206 FROM HOME. 131 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,500 BLUEBERRY YOGURT. 132 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,209 MY FAVORITE. 133 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,211 GREAT. 134 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,211 IT'S TIME FOR MY SNACK, TOO. 135 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,047 I SHOULD PROBABLY DO IT 136 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,047 IN THE BATHROOM, THOUGH. 137 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,215 THERE'S A LOT OF COPS AROUND. 138 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,217 WELCOME, MURDER FANS! 139 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:57,552 (cash register beeps) 140 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,220 YOU MUST BE HERE FOR 141 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,220 OUR KILLER ZUCCHINI MUFFINS. 142 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,597 (chuckles) IT'S A JOKE. 143 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:04,518 SO THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING 144 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:04,518 ON YOUR DAY OFF? A CRIME TOUR? 145 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:05,936 IT'S WHAT CHLOE WANTED 146 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:05,936 TO DO. 147 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:08,605 HOW GREAT. SO THE ROOMMATE 148 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:08,605 WHO SLEPT WITH YOUR FIANCE 149 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,732 IS ALSO FASCINATED 150 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,732 WITH MURDER? 151 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:12,151 PERFECT! 152 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:13,485 THERE'S A PROBLEM 153 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:13,485 IN THE BATHROOM. 154 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,821 SOMEONE TRIED TO FLUSH 155 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,821 SOME KIND OF PLASTIC BAGGIE 156 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:16,905 DOWN YOUR TOILET. 157 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,406 OHH! 158 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:22,243 SO TODAY WAS, UH... 159 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:22,243 IT WAS INTERESTING. 160 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:23,328 RIGHT?! 161 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:23,328 (chuckles) 162 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,955 BEFORE I TOOK THAT TOUR, 163 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,955 I DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF THAT STUFF. 164 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:26,540 I DIDN'T KNOW IT! 165 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,167 WELL, YOU KNOW ANOTHER FUN THING 166 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,167 FOR GIRLFRIENDS TO DO TOGETHER 167 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,127 IS TO HAVE 168 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,127 A HOME-COOKED MEAL. 169 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:33,421 WEDNESDAY NIGHT, I'LL MAKE 170 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:33,421 MY FAMOUS CHICKEN WILLIAMS... 171 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,257 (beep) 172 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,257 YEAH, WEDNESDAY WORKS. 173 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,257 IT'S A PLAN. 174 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,052 OKAY. 175 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,052 (beep) 176 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:40,637 TOILETS ARE FOR PEES AND TURDS, 177 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:40,637 YOU GUYS! 178 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:43,264 (sighs) WHY DO I HAVE TO 179 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:43,264 SAY THIS EVERY DAY? 180 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,933 (woman) ♪ I HEAR 181 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,933 MY FAVORITE SONG ♪ 182 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:47,268 ♪♪♪ 183 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,854 (indistinct conversations) 184 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,314 MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR IS BUILDING 185 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,314 A SCHOOL IN EL SALVADOR. 186 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,150 WHAT AN ASS CRACK. 187 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:55,318 HMM! ESCUELA DE GOSSELAAR. 188 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,487 HE LOOKS GOOD, 189 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,487 ALL WEARING A TANK TOP. 190 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,280 YEAH, SWING THAT HAMMER, 191 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,282 BUILD THAT SCHOOL, 192 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,659 CARRY THAT NIÑO. 193 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,659 I'M TELLING YOU, 194 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:05,662 THE BEST WAY TO GET PUBLICITY 195 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:05,662 IS TO DO SOMETHING SELFLESS. 196 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:09,166 UH-HUH. HOW DO YOU SAY 197 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:09,166 "SAFE WORD" IN SPANISH? 198 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,333 PALABRA SEGURA. 199 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,752 SO I CALLED MY AGENT, 200 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,295 AND APPARENTLY THERE'S 201 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,295 THIS MENTORSHIP PROGRAM 202 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,296 FOR UNDERPRIVILEGED KIDS, 203 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:16,882 AND A LITTLE GIRL 204 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:16,882 ACTUALLY REQUESTED ME. 205 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,967 I'M GONNA BE 206 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,967 A CELEBRITY MENTOR. 207 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,301 GOOD FOR YOU. 208 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,221 I'M GONNA GO MENTOR 209 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,221 THOSE CUTE BUSBOYS OVER THERE, 210 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,347 TURN THEM INTO BUSMEN. 211 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,347 SEE YOU LATER. 212 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,307 HOLA, GUAPO! 213 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,435 (Lisa Loeb) ♪ YOU SAY ♪ 214 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,355 (click) 215 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,355 TWO CANDLES 216 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,109 FOR TWO FRIENDS. 217 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,318 ♪ DING-DING-DING, 218 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,318 DA-DING-DING, DA-DING-DING ♪ 219 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,779 ♪ DING-DING-DING-- ♪ 220 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,779 AAH! 221 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,489 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! 222 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,489 NO ONE'S HOME AT THIS TIME! 223 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:42,574 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 224 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:43,992 AND WHY DO YOU HAVE 225 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:43,992 KEYS TO OUR APARTMENT? 226 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:47,328 S-SO THAT I COULD DROP OFF 227 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:47,328 CHLOE'S MAIL... 228 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,164 THAT I GOT BY MISTAKE. 229 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,166 (thud) 230 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,166 SOME OF THE ENVELOPES 231 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,166 ARE ALREADY OPENED. 232 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,500 NOT ALL OF THEM, 233 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,795 JUST THE ONES THAT LOOKED 234 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,795 PERSONAL AND ALL OF THEM. 235 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,046 ♪ DON'T BELONG ♪ 236 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:59,174 ♪ AND NOW THAT I AM LEAVING ♪ 237 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,341 HMM. 238 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,551 ♪ NOW I KNOW 239 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,551 THAT I DID SOMETHING WRONG ♪ 240 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,137 ♪ 'CAUSE I MISSED YOU ♪ 241 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,972 (sighs) 242 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:08,349 (snoring) 243 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:08,349 (woman) ♪ GIVE IT A REST ♪ 244 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:11,145 (giggling) 245 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,353 OH, HEY! 246 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,353 HUH? 247 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,772 MEET THESE GUYS. 248 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,772 I DON'T KNOW THEIR NAMES, 249 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,858 BUT THEY SEEM TO ANSWER 250 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,858 TO "MENUDO." 251 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,235 WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND? 252 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:19,360 SHE NEVER SHOWED. 253 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,071 THAT'S SO MEAN. 254 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:22,363 YEAH, IT IS. 255 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,991 MMM. 256 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,991 (mouths words) 257 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:27,869 I TOLD YOU I WAS MAKING 258 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:27,869 YOU DINNER WEDNESDAY NIGHT. 259 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,371 WHAT? NO, YOU SAID 260 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,371 YOU WERE GONNA MAKE 261 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,371 DINNER FOR YOUR FRIEND. 262 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,372 (beep) 263 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,372 I EVEN PUT IT IN MY PHONE 264 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,457 TO MAKE SURE I WASN'T GONNA 265 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,457 BE AROUND. 266 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,293 CAN WE HAVE SOME MORE BREAD? 267 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:39,089 YOU ARE THE FRIEND 268 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:39,089 I WAS TALKING ABOUT! 269 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:39,089 (dishes rattle) 270 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:40,215 OH. 271 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:43,302 OKAY. I THINK THERE'S BEEN 272 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:43,302 A MISUNDERSTANDING. SORRY. 273 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:45,220 LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR NOW-- 274 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:47,388 WE'RE ROOMMATES. 275 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:47,388 WE'RE NOT FRIENDS. 276 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,391 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 277 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,391 WE--WE--WE'VE BEEN HANGING OUT. 278 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,393 YOU TOOK ME 279 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,393 ON YOUR MURDER TOUR. 280 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,021 YEAH, I TRICKED YOU 281 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,021 INTO BUYING MY TICKET. 282 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,898 I DIDN'T WANT TO BUY IT AND I 283 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,898 WANTED YOU TO BUY IT. WE COOL? 284 00:05:56,940 --> 00:06:00,401 SORRY. CAN YOU BOX THIS UP 285 00:05:56,940 --> 00:06:00,401 FOR ME? 286 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,283 CUTE, HUH? 287 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,283 (door closes) 288 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:14,124 I JUST FELT LIKE CHLOE AND I 289 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:14,124 HAD REALLY BONDED, YOU KNOW? 290 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,793 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH 291 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,793 SO MUCH ALREADY AND-- 292 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,419 Sweetie, if she doesn't want 293 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,419 to be your friend, 294 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,587 that's her loss. 295 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,422 Like when my friend Agnes 296 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,422 told me 297 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:23,884 she no longer wanted me 298 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:23,884 to be in her book club. 299 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,802 Three months later, 300 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,802 she was dead. 301 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,096 Oh, and, June-bug, 302 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,096 speaking of dead, 303 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,224 we heard about those girls 304 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,224 getting murdered in the park. 305 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:33,227 We're gonna send you 306 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:33,227 a rape whistle. Huh? 307 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,020 (blows whistle) 308 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,437 Just make sure you don't get 309 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,437 raped next to a marching band. 310 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,148 (both laugh) 311 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,317 ALL RIGHT, WELL, I LOVE YOU. 312 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,317 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. BYE. 313 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:41,442 I love you! 314 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:41,442 Be safe. 315 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,278 IT'S TOO BAD 316 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,278 ABOUT YOU AND CHLOE. 317 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,614 I WAS WRITING AN EROTIC NOVEL 318 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,614 ABOUT YOUR FRIENDSHIP. 319 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:47,741 CAN I HELP YOU? 320 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:48,950 I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. 321 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,827 FIND SOME GIRLS YOU HAVE 322 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,827 SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH, 323 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,829 AN ACTIVITY 324 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,829 YOU CAN BOND OVER. 325 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:56,041 WELL... I HAVE BEEN MEANING 326 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:56,041 TO FIND A PILATES CLASS 327 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,251 SINCE I MOVED HERE. 328 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:58,459 (buzzer sounds) 329 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:01,462 OOH! GOTTA GO. 330 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:01,462 I'M PLAYING HOOPS WITH MY BOYS. 331 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:02,297 YOU HAVE FRIENDS? 332 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:03,464 OF COURSE. 333 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,300 WHO DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS? 334 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,300 I'M NOT A FREAK. 335 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:06,593 AHH. 336 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:10,138 THESE ARE JUST 337 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:10,138 MY KNOCK-AROUND HEELS. 338 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:12,891 (school bell rings) 339 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,475 KIM? 340 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,353 HI. JAMES VAN DER BEEK, 341 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:18,105 THE CELEBRITY MENTOR 342 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:18,105 YOU REQUESTED. 343 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:21,566 JAMES VAN DER BEEK? 344 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:21,566 I ASKED FOR MARIO VAN PEEBLES. 345 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,068 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS. 346 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,653 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 347 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,653 DANG! 348 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:28,115 SURE YOU DO. 349 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:28,115 BUT I'M NOT HERE AS AN ACTOR. 350 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,867 I'M HERE TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE, 351 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,867 PURELY FOR SELFLESS REASONS. 352 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,577 (cell phone camera shutter 353 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,577 clicks) 354 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,495 ALL RIGHT, LET ME JUST TEXT THAT 355 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,495 TO MY PUBLICIST, 356 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,081 AND THEN WE'LL GO GET 357 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,081 SOME GELATO. 358 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:39,376 OKAY, BUT WE GOTTA WAIT A WHILE 359 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:39,376 BEFORE WE GET ON THE SUBWAY. 360 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,502 THE GIRLS WHO BULLY ME 361 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,502 ARE THERE NOW. 362 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:42,921 YOU'RE GETTING BULLIED? 363 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,506 THAT'S TERRIFIC. 364 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,506 BULLYING'S HOT RIGHT NOW. 365 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:46,925 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT 366 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:46,925 A THING. 367 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,676 I'M HERE TO MAKE 368 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,676 ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. 369 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,511 BUT I WANTED 370 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,511 MY MARIO VAN PEEBLES DREAM 371 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:51,305 TO COME TRUE. 372 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,598 WELL, THAT ONE'S DEAD. 373 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,598 COME ON. 374 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:01,106 YOU KNOW, I DID 375 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:01,106 A BULLYING P.S.A. BACK IN '99. 376 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,899 WORST MAKEUP PERSON 377 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,899 I EVER WORKED WITH. 378 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:05,526 JUST UNTALENTED. IT WAS 379 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:05,526 A NIGHTMARE. I HAD TO FIRE HER. 380 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,321 (chime sounds) 381 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,529 (woman over P.A.) 382 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,529 ALL LARGE BAGS AND BACKPACKS... 383 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:09,530 (speaks indistinctly) 384 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:12,533 HEY, RELAX. 385 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:12,533 I GOT YOUR BACK. 386 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,244 (girl) HEY! 387 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,912 (backpack thuds) 388 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,538 (chime sounds) 389 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,538 WHOA. THIS IS REAL. 390 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,334 WHY YOU SO SHORT? 391 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,334 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE? 392 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,752 WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND AT? 393 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,587 HE AIN'T HERE, BOO-BOO. 394 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,049 HEY, CALL ME! 395 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:34,222 COME ON, BARNEYS. 396 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:34,222 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD. 397 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:34,222 (click) 398 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:37,476 (women laughing) 399 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,019 OH! CHLOE, HI. 400 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,479 THESE ARE MY NEW FRIENDS. 401 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,479 (door closes) 402 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,647 THIS IS ASHLEY, CARMEN, 403 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,647 AND STEPHANIE. 404 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,233 WE'VE BEEN HANGING OUT 405 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,233 AT PILATES ALL WEEK. 406 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,277 YEAH, PEOPLE CALL US 407 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,277 THE HOTTIES 4 PILATES. 408 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,362 (laughter) 409 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,280 WE THOUGHT OF IT. I DID. 410 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,573 WAIT. I'M SORRY. 411 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,573 JUNE, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 412 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,493 I TOLD YOU. THEY'RE MY FRIENDS. 413 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,577 WE ACTUALLY HAVE 414 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,577 A LOT IN COMMON. 415 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:57,787 (Stephanie, Carmen, and Ashley) 416 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:57,787 MM-HMM. 417 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,289 I MEAN, ASHLEY WORKS 418 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,289 ON WALL STREET. 419 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:02,376 WHEN I TOLD CARMEN THAT I LIKED 420 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:02,376 FLAN, SHE NODDED IN AGREEMENT. 421 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,585 AND STEPHANIE AND I BOTH LOOK 422 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,585 EXACTLY THE SAME WAIST-DOWN 423 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,380 IN OUR PILATES TIGHTS. 424 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,506 WELL, NOT EXACTLY THE SAME. 425 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,883 I HAVE THIS COOL 426 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,883 KOKOPELLI TATTOO. 427 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,469 HE'S THE FLUTE-PLAYING 428 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,469 GOD OF LIFE. 429 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:15,472 I JUST LOVE KNOWING THAT HE'S 430 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:15,472 ALWAYS DOWN THERE, JAMMIN'. 431 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:16,473 (laughs) 432 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:17,807 I GOT HIM AT SURF CAMP 433 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,893 AFTER I BROKE UP 434 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,893 WITH MY BOYFRIEND FRANK. 435 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:22,521 I ONLY NEEDED THREE IBUPROFEN. 436 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,898 R-O-K. ROCK STAR! 437 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,525 (laughter) 438 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,736 OH! I JUST REALIZED. 439 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,736 I HATE YOU. 440 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,239 (scoffs) 441 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,242 (whispers) YOU CAN'T BE RUDE 442 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,242 TO MY FRIENDS! 443 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,285 OH, COME ON, JUNE. 444 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,285 THESE GIRLS ARE A JOKE. 445 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,286 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 446 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,205 OKAY, 447 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,205 MAYBE THEY'RE NOT PERFECT, 448 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,664 BUT YOU DON'T WANT 449 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,664 TO BE MY FRIEND, 450 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:42,832 AND THEY WANNA BE MY FRIENDS, 451 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:45,210 AND I WANNA DRINK CAPPUCCINOS 452 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:45,210 ON THE SIDEWALK. 453 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,420 WHY DO YOU WANNA BE 454 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,420 THEIR FRIEND? 455 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,629 THEY'RE CATTY, OBNOXIOUS, 456 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,629 AND IRRITATING, 457 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:49,923 LIKE ALL GIRLS. 458 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,550 "ALL GIRLS"? WHAT DO YOU-- 459 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,550 WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN? 460 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,633 I MEAN, THOSE GIRLS 461 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,633 ARE EXACTLY 462 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,052 THE REASON WHY 463 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,052 I DON'T HANG OUT WITH GIRLS. 464 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,096 THEY'RE COMPETITIVE, 465 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,096 THEY BACKSTAB, 466 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,348 AND THEY POST GROUP PICTURES 467 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,348 OF THEMSELVES ON FACEBOOK 468 00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:00,350 SO THEY CAN SHOW THE WORLD 469 00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:00,350 WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE IN A BIKINI. 470 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:03,644 THAT WAS A TANKINI, AND I WAS 471 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:03,644 TAGGED IN THAT PHOTO. 472 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:03,644 (bottle cap clatters) 473 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,313 LOOK, I JUST PREFER 474 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,313 TO HANG OUT WITH DUDES. 475 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,566 THEY SAY WHAT THEY MEAN, 476 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,566 THEY LIKE TO HAVE FUN, 477 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,568 AND IN A PINCH, 478 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,568 THEY HAVE A PENIS. 479 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,902 (door opens) 480 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,906 STUPID SHIRTS. 481 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,658 AWESOME SHIRT. 482 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,662 THAT'S HOW YOU SHOULD DRESS, 483 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,662 LADIES. 484 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,040 PAY ATTENTION. 485 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:27,544 (Schubert's "Valses 486 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:27,544 sentimentales, Op. 50" playing) 487 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:29,463 (sighs) 488 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:30,671 (door opens) 489 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,673 (sighs) THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 490 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:33,716 I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT 491 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,760 THIS HELLISH GIRL EXPERIENCE 492 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,760 I JUST HAD. 493 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,137 YEAH, 494 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,137 I'M HAVING A PROBLEM, TOO. 495 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,346 IT'S KIM, 496 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,346 MY PUBLICITY PROJECT. 497 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,557 I FEEL AWFUL. I ABANDONED HER 498 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,557 IN A MOMENT OF CRISIS. 499 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:42,183 UGH! NOT YOU, TOO! 500 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:44,394 STICK A TAMPON IN IT 501 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:44,394 AND CALL YOUR MOM. 502 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,981 THESE NEW FRIENDS OF JUNE'S 503 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,981 ARE SO HORRIBLE. 504 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,983 SHE'S REALLY SCRAPING 505 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,983 THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. 506 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,776 WELL, NOBODY LIKES 507 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,776 TO BE ALONE. 508 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,070 I'D RATHER BE ALONE THAN BE 509 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,070 WITH THAT GIRL STEPHANIE. 510 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,906 SHE'S THE WORST. 511 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,906 SHE THINKS SHE'S THE QUEEN BEE. 512 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,783 YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE GIRLS 513 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,783 WHO ONLY TALKS ABOUT HERSELF 514 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,785 AND GOES AROUND WITH AN ARMY 515 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,785 OF LITTLE PINK GROUPIES. 516 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,704 "QUEEN BEE"? 517 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,704 SO THERE'S A POWER DYNAMIC, HUH? 518 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,290 YEAH, AND IT'S DISGUSTING. 519 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,000 IT'S SOMETHING YOU WOULD 520 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,000 NEVER HAVE WITH A GUY FRIEND. 521 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:10,128 I'M LEAVING 522 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:10,128 AND I'M TAKING THIS. 523 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,755 AND THIS. 524 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,717 (siren wailing, horn honks) 525 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,637 ♪♪♪ 526 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,721 HEY, BILLY. 527 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,721 I'LL HAVE THE USUAL. 528 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:21,889 ACTUALLY, CHLOE, 529 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,976 YOUR FRIENDS ALREADY ORDERED 530 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,976 A DRINK FOR YOU. 531 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,895 GIRL GRENADE! 532 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,895 AAH! 533 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,606 (Stephanie laughs) 534 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,606 HI! 535 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,732 (chuckles) SO I'VE BEEN THINKING 536 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,732 ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID 537 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,234 ABOUT NOT HAVING 538 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,234 ANY FEMALE FRIENDS, 539 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:36,946 AND I REALIZED IT'S JUST BECAUSE 540 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:36,946 YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN THEM A CHANCE. 541 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,115 FORGET IT, JUNE. 542 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,115 COME ON. 543 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,741 YOU CAN'T HATE SOMETHING IF YOU 544 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,741 HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT BEFORE. 545 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:41,742 PLEASE? 546 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,911 (sighs deeply) 547 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,331 OH! OOH! 548 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,331 (giggling) 549 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,833 OKAY, THE FIRST RULE 550 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,833 OF GIRLFRIENDS-- 551 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,669 HMM? 552 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,669 YOU DO NOT TALK 553 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,669 ABOUT GIRLFRIENDS. 554 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,753 (laughs) MOVIE REFERENCE! 555 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,464 OH, THAT'S FROM "LA BAMBA"! 556 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:58,134 WHAT? NO, CARMEN. NOT 557 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:58,134 EVERYTHING'S FROM "LA BAMBA"! 558 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,469 ♪♪♪ 559 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,762 MY DOCTOR SAYS I CAN'T LOSE 560 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,762 ANY MORE WEIGHT. 561 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,390 I'M IN THE RED ZONE. 562 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,766 I EAT AND I EAT... 563 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,766 NOTHING. I'M CURSED. 564 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,268 (slurps drink) 565 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,646 I MEAN, CARMEN, YOU'RE SO LUCKY 566 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,646 YOU DON'T HAVE THIS. 567 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,231 (slurps) WHAT THE HELL? 568 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,774 I'VE HAD, LIKE, EIGHT OF THESE 569 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,774 AND I DON'T EVEN FEEL BUZZED. 570 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,776 OH, THAT'S BECAUSE 571 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,776 THERE'S NO ALCOHOL IN THERE. 572 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,862 WE DON'T WANNA GET 573 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,862 DRINKY WRINKLES. 574 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,781 SO I'M JUST DRINKING JUICE, 575 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,781 LIKE A KID? 576 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,283 MM-HMM. 577 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,283 (glasses shatter) 578 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:25,078 WHAT IS HAPPENING AT THIS TABLE 579 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:25,078 IS RIDICULOUS. 580 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,080 STEPHANIE, 581 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,080 STOP ABBREVIATING WORDS. 582 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,789 YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB. 583 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,789 YOU HAVE THE TIME. 584 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,083 ASHLEY, YOU'RE JUST 585 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,083 TELLING STEPHANIE 586 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,293 SHE DID THE RIGHT THING 587 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,293 BY KICKING FRANK TO THE CURB 588 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,961 BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY 589 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,961 WANNA SLEEP WITH HIM. 590 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,672 AND, CARMEN, 591 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,672 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, 592 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:38,174 CAN YOU STOP QUOTING "LA BAMBA" 593 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:38,174 FOR ONE SECOND? 594 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:41,302 "EVERYTHING'S RITCHIE, RITCHIE! 595 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:41,302 WHAT ABOUT BOB?!" 596 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,262 (laughs) 597 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,805 YOU'VE GOT US PEGGED, 598 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,805 DON'T YOU? 599 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,183 YOU THINK THAT BY ACTING TOUGH 600 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,183 AND REJECTING US 601 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,603 BEFORE WE REJECT YOU 602 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,603 THAT YOU CAN PROTECT YOURSELF. 603 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,896 YOU'RE JUST SCARED THAT 604 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,896 SOMEONE'S GONNA SEE THE REAL YOU 605 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,314 AND FIND OUT THAT 606 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,691 YOU'RE NOT AS INTERESTING 607 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,691 AS YOU THINK YOU ARE. 608 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,984 WELL YOU'RE NOT AS SKINNY 609 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,984 AS YOU THINK YOU ARE. 610 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,529 SHOULDN'T YOU BE DANCING 611 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,529 IN A GLASS BOOTH SOMEWHERE? 612 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:00,821 NO. YOUR MOM TOOK MY SHIFT. 613 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,324 MY MOM PASSED AWAY 614 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,324 TWO YEARS AGO. 615 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,285 WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE 616 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,285 DONALD SUTHERLAND. 617 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,411 YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 618 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,539 THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE BITCH 619 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,539 IN APARTMENT 23. 620 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,292 DID YOU GUYS TRY THESE NACHOS? 621 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,292 THEY ARE YUMMO! 622 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,877 (mouth full) I LOVE 'EM. 623 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,877 THEY'RE GREAT. (crunching) 624 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,921 OKAY, I'M OUT OF HERE. 625 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,090 JUNE, I'LL PICK YOU UP TOMORROW 626 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,090 FOR PILATES. 627 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,008 WE CAN DISCUSS FINDING YOU 628 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,008 ANOTHER ROOMMATE 629 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,344 WHO ISN'T A TOTAL PSYCHO. 630 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,849 SO WHO HAS THOUGHTS 631 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,849 ON ANNE HATHAWAY? 632 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,017 HEY, STEPHANIE FORGOT 633 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,017 HER JACKET. 634 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,936 OH. I'LL GIVE IT TO HER. 635 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,981 WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS. 636 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,860 HEY, STEPHANIE, IT'S JUNE AGAIN. 637 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,739 PILATES STARTED 638 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,739 OVER AN HOUR AGO. 639 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:43,782 WHERE ARE YOU? 640 00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,866 GIVE ME A CALL. BYE. 641 00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,866 (beep) 642 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,161 I DON'T THINK SHE'S COMING. 643 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,161 (turns on TV) 644 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,455 ...ANOTHER GIRL WAS FOUND 645 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,455 MURDERED IN THE PARK. 646 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,039 THE UNIDENTIFIED VICTIM 647 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,039 WAS FOUND 648 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,458 CLUTCHING A PILATES MAT 649 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,876 AND HAS A TATTOO ON HER ANKLE 650 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,876 OF KOKOPELLI. 651 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,754 OH, MY GOD. 652 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,754 (man) UH, IT'S VERY DISTURBING. 653 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,674 IT'S STEPHANIE! 654 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,674 UM, THE LADIES APPEAR TO BE 655 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,674 ALL AGES AND ALL RANGES... 656 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:03,134 OHH. 657 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:03,134 ...OF WEIGHT, COLOR, 658 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:03,134 AND CREED... 659 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,680 ROUGH NIGHT. 660 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,680 A LOT OF BAD CHOICES. 661 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,723 ...THIS MAY NOT END. 662 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,723 THIS MAY BE JUST THE BEGINNING. 663 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:09,766 (door closes) 664 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,063 UH, WE'VE JUST WITNESSED-- 665 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,565 (changes channel) 666 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,565 WOW. IT'S ON EVERY CHANNEL. 667 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,818 SHOCKING. I HAVEN'T PAID 668 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,818 FOR CABLE IN THREE YEARS. 669 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,695 HOW ARE WE STILL GETTING TV? 670 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:24,113 SO, UM... 671 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,783 WHY ARE YOU WEARING 672 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,783 STEPHANIE'S JACKET? 673 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,910 OH, I TRIED TO GIVE IT BACK 674 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,910 TO HER BUT I COULDN'T FIND HER. 675 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,997 WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS. 676 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,918 LATER, STUPID! 677 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,919 GO! 678 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,213 SO... 679 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,213 (TV playing indistinctly) 680 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,006 WHAT DID YOU DO 681 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,006 FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT? 682 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,134 NOTHING. I JUST WENT TO JAMES' 683 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,134 TO WATCH TV. 684 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:49,597 WHY? 685 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:49,597 WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING? 686 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,932 NOTHING... 687 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,100 UNLESS THERE IS SOMETHING 688 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,978 THAT YOU FEEL LIKE YOU NEED 689 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,978 TO TELL ME. 690 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,108 KISS! 691 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,320 NO. I'M MAD AT HER. 692 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,030 W-- 693 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,783 I CAN'T BELIEVE JUNE THINKS 694 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,783 I KILLED HER DUMB FRIEND! 695 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:09,950 (James) That's crazy. 696 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,327 SO DID YOU? 697 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,995 WHAT? NO! I WAS WITH YOU. 698 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,372 (snoring) 699 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,956 THAT'S IT. 700 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,956 THAT'S THE PERFECT LOOK FOR KIM. 701 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,958 (turns off TV) 702 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,958 IS THIS COUCH A POD? 703 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,880 BECAUSE WE, SIR, 704 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,880 ARE TWO PEAS IN IT. 705 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,047 JUNE BEING SUSPICIOUS OF ME 706 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,884 IS EXACTLY THE KIND 707 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,884 OF FEMALE B.S. I CAN'T STAND. 708 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,968 Ugly accusations, drama, 709 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,429 MIND GAMES. 710 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,429 I had no idea 711 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,971 FEMALE RELATIONSHIPS 712 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,971 WERE SO COMPLICATED. 713 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,348 I THOUGHT THERE WERE 714 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,348 TWO TYPES OF GIRLS-- 715 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,183 THE PRETTY ONES 716 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,183 AND THE INVISIBLE ONES. 717 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,477 WELL, THERE'S REALLY 718 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,477 ONLY ONE THING TO DO-- 719 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,272 REALLY GO OUT OF MY WAY TO MESS 720 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,272 WITH HER HEAD. YOU WANNA HELP? 721 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,981 AH, I CAN'T. 722 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,981 I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID 723 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,983 ABOUT 724 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,983 THE WHOLE POWER DYNAMIC THING. 725 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,068 I'M GIVING KIM A MAKEOVER 726 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,154 SO SHE'LL BE QUEEN BEE 727 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,154 AND WON'T GET PICKED ON. 728 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,407 I DECIDED PUBLICITY OR NO, 729 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,992 I'M NEVER ABANDONING 730 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,992 THAT LITTLE BIG GIRL AGAIN. 731 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,369 (belches) 732 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,370 SORRY. SODA. 733 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,789 LUTHER'S IN WITH HER NOW. 734 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,039 HE'S FAMILIAR 735 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,039 WITH A GENEROUS FEMALE FORM 736 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,793 FROM HIS STINT AS WARDROBE 737 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,793 MASTER ON "DESIGNING WOMEN." 738 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,169 I BROUGHT MY MOTHER TO 739 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,169 THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS. 740 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,630 (singsongy) 741 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,630 KEEP 'EM GUESSING. 742 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,005 Why is he talking? 743 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,007 DRAMATIC REVEAL. 744 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,009 (Kim) THESE PANTYHOSE ITCH. 745 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,009 DANG! 746 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,094 OH, MY GOTTA GO. 747 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,305 KIM, YOU LOOK AMAZING. 748 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:16,100 NO ONE'S GONNA BOTHER YOU AGAIN, 749 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:16,100 MY LITTLE MOCHA BUTTERFLY. 750 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,644 HEY, MOM, GIVE ME A CALL. 751 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,897 I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT 752 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,897 GERANIUMS AND... 753 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,064 (whispers) MURDER. 754 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,190 WHO YOU TALKING TO? 755 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,067 UH-- 756 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,067 SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO THINK! 757 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,694 I'M GONNA GO BURN 758 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,694 THESE CLOTHES-- 759 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,028 ONLY BECAUSE THEY DON'T 760 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,028 FIT ME ANYMORE. 761 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,572 THAT'S THE ONLY REASON. 762 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,619 HEY. I NEED YOU TO TAKE MY PHOTO 763 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,619 FOR A NEW PASSPORT. 764 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,664 CAN ANYONE GO TO ARGENTINA, 765 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,664 OR DO YOU HAVE TO BE A NAZI? 766 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:41,041 NEVER MIND. JUST TAKE THE PHOTO. 767 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:41,041 IT'S THE BIG BUTTON. 768 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,878 (sobbing) 769 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,965 SHE DIDN'T SEEM HAPPY! 770 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,050 SO I DID HER A FAVOR! 771 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:54,180 (continues sobbing) 772 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,978 HEY, COME ON. THERE'S NO SUCH 773 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,978 THING AS A SHY DESIGNING WOMAN. 774 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,150 PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME. 775 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,862 BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE 776 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,862 A FULL-FIGURED EMMY NOMINEE. 777 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,404 YOU THINK? 778 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,866 NO ONE'S EVER BELIEVED 779 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,866 IN ME BEFORE. THANKS! 780 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,866 (girls laughing) 781 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,075 (laughter continues) 782 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,870 WHAT THE HELL YOU WEARING? 783 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,329 WHY YOU LOOK 40? 784 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,665 THIS WHOLE THING WAS HIS IDEA! 785 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,665 (girls laugh) 786 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,166 I KNEW THIS WOULDN'T WORK, 787 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,166 FOOL! 788 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,168 KIM, WHERE IS THIS ANGER 789 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,168 COMING FROM? 790 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,170 IS THIS BECAUSE 791 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,170 I DIDN'T BUY YOU A GELATO? 792 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,131 OOH, YES! GET HIM! 793 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,591 WAIT A MINUTE. 794 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,591 I THINK IT'S WORKING. 795 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,927 NOT THE WAY 796 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,927 I PLANNED IT, BUT I... 797 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,094 I THINK 798 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,094 THEY'RE ACCEPTING YOU. 799 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,097 OH! 'CAUSE NOW YOU'RE 800 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,097 THE WEAKEST ONE! 801 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,183 I AM! (whispers) 802 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,183 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! 803 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,101 YOU KNOW I HAVE TO 804 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,101 KICK YOUR ASS NOW. 805 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,603 BRING IT, GIRL. 806 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:43,938 (punch) 807 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:43,938 UHH! 808 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,023 OOH! OH, HE LOOK STUPID. 809 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,983 (laughs) 810 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,983 REAL DUMB. 811 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,362 HEY. 812 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,698 THIS WHOLE STEPHANIE THING 813 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,698 HAS REALLY AFFECTED ME. 814 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,575 I THINK I'M GONNA GO DOWN 815 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,575 TO THE CRIME SCENE. 816 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,160 YOU KNOW, 817 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,160 SAY ONE LAST GOOD-BYE. 818 00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,537 OOPS. 819 00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,537 OW! 820 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,121 YOU HAD A FLYAWAY. 821 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,833 OH, MY GOD. THERE'S A COP. 822 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:08,046 (gasps) HE PROBABLY FOUND 823 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:08,046 MY DUFFEL BAG. 824 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,130 WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP 825 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,130 TROPHIES?! 826 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,424 I KNOW WHAT YOU DID 827 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,424 TO STEPHANIE, OKAY? 828 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,926 AND I'M GONNA TRY 829 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,926 TO HELP YOU. 830 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,218 WHAT? 831 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,136 THIS ALL MAKES SENSE. 832 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,136 THERE WERE SO MANY SIGNS. 833 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,597 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. 834 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,058 YOU HAVE A MORBID CURIOSITY. 835 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,058 THE WHOLE CRIME TOUR THING... 836 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,143 I DON'T AGREE WITH WHAT YOU DID, 837 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,143 BUT I WANT TO TRY TO HELP YOU. 838 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,145 HERE. 839 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,145 (bills rustle) 840 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,146 TAKE ALL THE MONEY. 841 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,148 OKAY, I'M GONNA CREATE 842 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,148 A DIVERSION OUT HERE, 843 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,358 AND YOU'RE GONNA RUN 844 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,358 OUT THE BACK. 845 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,151 HUH? 846 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,152 HERE'S MY AUNT DORIS' ADDRESS 847 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,152 IN MIAMI. 848 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,238 SHE HAS A GUEST HOUSE 849 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,238 AND ALZHEIMER'S... 850 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,949 (tears paper) 851 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,949 SO THERE WON'T BE 852 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,949 ANY QUESTIONS. 853 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,158 (whispers) HERE. (sighs) 854 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,035 YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? 855 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,370 OF COURSE. 856 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,370 NOW GET OUT OF HERE! 857 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,707 WOW. 858 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,707 YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. 859 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,630 AHA! 860 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,173 I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU THOUGHT 861 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,173 THAT WE WERE FRIENDS. 862 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,635 WHAT?! WAIT A MINUTE. 863 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,635 SO YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME? 864 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,763 YEP. 865 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,763 SO YOU KNEW I DIDN'T KILL 866 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,763 STEPHANIE THE WHOLE TIME? 867 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,181 YEP. WE PLAYED A GAME 868 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,181 OF MURDER CHICKEN, AND I WON. 869 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,809 WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT? 870 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,185 I'M GONNA GO BURN 871 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,185 THESE CLOTHES... 872 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,186 ONLY BECAUSE THEY DON'T 873 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,186 FIT ME ANYMORE. 874 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,855 THAT'S THE ONLY REASON. 875 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,069 (cell phone rings) 876 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,069 (gasps) 877 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,112 (beep) 878 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,112 HELLO? 879 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,071 (squeals and laughs) 880 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,447 FRANK POPPED THE QUESTION. 881 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,866 OH, MY GOD! 882 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,866 STEPHANIE! (laughs) 883 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,200 He came crawling back, 884 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,870 FLEW ME TO TURKS AND CAICOS, 885 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,870 AND PROPOSED! 886 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,204 THAT'S AMAZING! I... 887 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,082 (chuckles) 888 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,082 I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! 889 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,500 (chuckles) THAT'S WEIRD. 890 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,293 ANYWAY, 891 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,293 OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER. 892 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,211 WHAT? 893 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,211 Come on, June. 894 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,212 YOU KNOW THAT GIRLFRIENDS 895 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,881 ARE JUST PLACEHOLDERS 896 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,881 BETWEEN BOYFRIENDS. 897 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,009 (gasps) ANYWAY, GOTTA GO. 898 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,009 MY CHI-CHI'S HERE. 899 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,217 BYE! 900 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,217 (beep) 901 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,720 OH. SO SHE'S NOT DEAD? 902 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,720 BUMMER. 903 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,722 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, MAYBE YOU WERE 904 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,722 RIGHT ABOUT STEPHANIE. 905 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:45,601 THERE ARE SOME BAD APPLES, 906 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:45,601 BUT THERE ARE ALSO SOME GOOD 907 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:45,601 APPLES, TOO. 908 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,895 YEAH, I GUESS SO, LIKE YOU. 909 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,939 GOTTA ADMIT, MURDER CHICKEN'S 910 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,939 PRETTY AWESOME. 911 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,316 (laughs) 912 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,316 I DIDN'T KNOW GIRLFRIENDS COULD 913 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,316 MESS WITH EACH OTHER. 914 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,234 WELL, YEAH. 915 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,234 I MEAN... YOU KNOW, 916 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,945 BUT THEY ALSO-- 917 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,945 THEY SHARE CLOTHES 918 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,238 AND GET MANICURE-PEDICURES 919 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,240 AND... 920 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,240 AH! 921 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,241 YOU'RE MESSING WITH ME AGAIN! 922 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:04,328 (laughs) TOTALLY! 923 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:04,328 I DON'T LIKE THAT STUFF. 924 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,080 BESIDES, I KNEW THAT 925 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,080 YOU WERE MY FRIEND 926 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:10,043 WHEN I SAW THAT YOU WERE GETTING 927 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:10,043 ME MY BLUEBERRY YOGURT. 928 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,837 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'VE 929 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,837 NEVER PAID FOR FOOD IN MY LIFE. 930 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,173 WHAT? THEN WHO'S BEEN DOING 931 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,173 OUR SHOPPING? 932 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,883 MMM. 933 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,467 EAT, CHLOE. 934 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,886 YOU'RE SO SKINNY. 935 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,763 EAT, MY BIRD-BONED FRIEND! 936 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:23,890 LOOKS LIKE RAIN. 937 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,266 YEAH, IT'S SUPPOSED TO RAIN. 938 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,144 (mouth full) YEAH. 939 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,189 (both laugh) 940 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,314 ROBIN! 941 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,314 ROBIN! 942 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,900 AH. WE SOLVED THAT MYSTERY. 943 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,275 THAT WAS SUPER SATISFYING. 944 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,277 MM-HMM. 945 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,988 GIRL'S STILL DEAD IN THE PARK, 946 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,988 THOUGH. 947 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,280 YEAH. SAD. 948 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,200 ♪ BA-DA-DA-BA-BA ♪ 949 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,119 ♪ BA-DOO-BA-DOO-BA-DA-DA ♪ 950 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,245 (door closes) 951 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,418 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR? 952 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:55,004 WE GOT, UH, TIRAMISU, 953 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:55,004 CAFE AU LAIT, DULCE DE LECHE. 954 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:57,924 WHY ARE THEY ALL BROWN? 955 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:57,924 I JUST WANT PLAIN VANILLA. 956 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,300 UH, OKAY, VANILLA'S RIGHT THERE. 957 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,300 IT'S CALLED, UH, VANIGLIA. 958 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,178 THERE'S BUGS IN THE VANILLA! 959 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,471 NO, NO, THOSE AREN'T--THOSE 960 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,471 AREN'T BUGS. THOSE ARE BEANS. 961 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,015 BEANS GIVE ME THE TOOTS! 962 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,349 NO, NOT THOSE KINDS OF BEANS. 963 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,349 THEY'RE--THEY'RE--THEY'RE... 964 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:08,976 (cell phone rings) 965 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:08,976 YOU KNOW WHAT? 966 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,310 JUST GIVE HER THE, UH, 967 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,310 THE STRAWBERRY BASIL. 968 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,310 (ring) 969 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,395 WHAT?! 970 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,395 (beep) 971 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,980 IT'S MY AGENT. DONNIE. 972 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,980 HEY. YEAH. 973 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,108 (sighs deeply) 974 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,108 LISTEN, 975 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,108 I'M WITH MY MENTEE KIM. 976 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:17,735 I REALIZED, IT'S NOT ABOUT 977 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:17,735 PUBLICITY, MAN. 978 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:21,989 IT'S ABOUT MAKING A DIFFERENCE 979 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:21,989 ONE PERSON AT A... 980 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,408 MY AGENT JUST GOT ME 981 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,408 A JAPANESE SEAWEED COMMERCIAL. 982 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,994 TAKE IT. 983 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,994 BUT WHAT ABOUT 984 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,994 THE PLANS WE MADE? 985 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,329 TAKE IT, FOOL! 986 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,331 DONNIE, I'M IN. 987 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,501 THAT'LL BE $16. 988 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,501 WHAT?! 989 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,254 THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 54900

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