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- Oops.
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- Hi.
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- Hi, did you order some sushi?
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- Oh, thank you-
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Hey, what happened to my sushi?
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Did you run over it something?
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- Oh, no, I didn't run over it.
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I slammed on the brakes and
it slammed into the dashboard.
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But that's a good thing because this way
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you're able to see all the
ingredients in the sushi.
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A lot of times these sushi
restaurants try to rip you off
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by leaving out that little
chunk of avocado right there.
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And now this way, you know you have it.
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- Dude, you just stuck
your finger in my sushi!
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- Yes, that was a mistake.
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And if I could do it all over
again, I'd use a chopstick.
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- I'm not paying for that, moron.
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- Chicken, chicken, chicken.
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What combo you pickin'?
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- One box combo, please.
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- One box combo.
See you around the corner.
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- Okay.
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- This isn't my house.
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What are you doing?
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- Yeah, you were on your phone.
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I didn't think you'd mind.
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Just trying to make a living here, pal.
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What are you, what, what are you doing?
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- Giving you one star.
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- I'll just pick up the food.
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- How's it going, Ed?
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- Hey, Larry.
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- Thanks a lot.
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Two more stops and I'll
get your home, pal.
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- What?
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Ooh, time to pick up Meara.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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I just gotta-
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A little help. A little push!
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- Meara. Let's go inside
and call your mom.
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- Okay.
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- There he is.
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- Daddy!
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Daddy!
- Hi, honey.
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How was school today?
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- It was great. I made
you another drawing!
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- I love it. It's, it's amazerrific.
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- Did you come up with a new invention?
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- Oh, not yet, but I got a new idea.
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It's, it's kind of a car seat
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where the kid steers and the daddy pushe
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Okay? let's try it.
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All right.
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Make a left at the next right.
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Hi, mom.
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- Hey guys.
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- Hi, mom.
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- Hi, babe.
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- Mom, I made you this drawing.
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- This is so good, Meara.
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I love it. Thank you.
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- Ooh-hoo-hoo, what smells good over her
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- Chicken pot pie.
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- Ooh. We can eat it
with my new invention.
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- Oh, good.
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- Where is it, where is it?
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Oh.
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- Cool.
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- Honey, this is your math homework.
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Weren't you supposed
to turn this in today?
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- Yeah, but I don't like
math. I like drawing.
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I'm gonna be a cartoonist,
not a math person.
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- And I think you're gonna be
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the greatest cartoonist in the world,
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but you're gonna need math to count
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all that money you're gonna make.
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That's why you need to
do all your math work.
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- Hey, that's nice.
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- Dad didn't have to learn
math to be an inventor.
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- Yes, he did.
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You need geometry and
engineering to make it all fit.
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That's math.
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I can't wait to hang it up on the fridge
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after you turn it in.
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Why don't you go start your homework
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and I'll let you know when dinner's read
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- Okay, mom.
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- We got a really talented kid there.
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- I know.
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She's gotta do all her schoolwork, thoug
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All she wants to do is draw.
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- Yeah, but if you don't
follow your dreams, babe,
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that's like a stomachache
for your whole life.
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- I'm not saying not to
go after your dreams,
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but Meara's eight.
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By the way...
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What did you do to Meara's hula hoop?
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- Hm?
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This cools the soup so you don't have to
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- Your dad's a genius.
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A spoon with a fan attached.
- Yeah.
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All right.
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Put on the fan, honey, so
you don't burn yourself.
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- It's okay.
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- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
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- No, obviously I need
to make some adjustments.
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It's just a prototype.
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Here, let me adjust
your fan for you, honey.
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I'm gonna reverse it here.
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Hang on.
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- Oh.
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- Sorry. Let me get you, sorry.
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Sorry.
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- Dad, I'm just gonna blow on it.
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- Don't support my competitor.
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- So, are we gonna get to go somewhere f
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for spring break this year?
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- It's just...
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I'm sorry, honey.
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Mom and dad are trying as hard as we can
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I just don't think we
can afford it this year.
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- But you promised last year we could go
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- I know we did.
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- Look...
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Last year, I flat out lied to your face.
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I'm sorry about that.
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But hey, champion, next year
we're gonna go somewhere great.
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I promise.
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Definitely.
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- One of dad's inventions will
take off by then, for sure.
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- Mm-hm.
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- I'm not hungry. Can I be excused?
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- Sure, sweetie.
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Did you see the look on her face?
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We have to do something
special for that girl.
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- I know.
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You're right.
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And we will.
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I'm just one invention away. I feel it.
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- And I know you're going
to do it, but until then,
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I think you should apply
at the grocery store.
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They're hiring baggers.
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We could use the extra
cash, for Meara, especially.
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- I don't wanna work at a grocery store.
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That's like telling
the universe I give up.
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- Hey, I work at a grocery
store, you big jerk.
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- Look, you're a cashier.
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That's a highly respected
position in society.
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Everybody knows that.
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I'm talking about the guy
five feet away from you,
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who puts the groceries in the bag.
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You know, the guy that really gave up.
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Okay, I deserved that.
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- We have $602 in the bank, Larry.
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That's only enough for
half the rent this month.
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- All right.
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I'll go down there,
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but I don't wanna get the jobs
just 'cause you work there.
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I wanna get it on my own.
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- Of course, and you will.
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You're a Buble.
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- You're right.
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We're Bubles. We're winners.
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- You got this.
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- Megan basically already got you the jo
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- She did?
- Yeah.
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- Here. I just need your signature.
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- Well, just so you know,
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I'm only looking for part-time
work because I'm an inventor.
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- And I'm a ninja.
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My star throwing competition is next wee
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- Well, I'm gonna get
back to my inventions.
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It's what I do. Invent.
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- Frank, I can't thank you enough.
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We'll give you 500 bucks.
- No, no, it's not necessary.
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I mean, I'm just doing it for a friend.
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- What? Take it.
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Please.
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- No, it's, no. That's not why I do it.
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I just like to help people
make money, then I feel good.
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- I know, but look at this.
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Look at all this. Here,
take a few hundred dollars.
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For me so I don't feel bad.
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- Okay, I don't feel
comfortable, but thanks.
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Okay.
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- Eh, I just have so much money,
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I don't even know what to do with it.
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- Um excuse, excuse me!
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Excuse me, sir.
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What is it that you do?
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- Oh, well, not much, I'm afraid.
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I'm independently wealthy,
but if you have money,
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it's nice to be able to help people.
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Well, I mustn't stay here chattering.
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I got people to help.
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- Well, what, how do,
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how do I get to be one of those people?
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- Oh, well I can make you rich
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like I made the other guy rich,
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but the problem is you have to have
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an incredible startup idea.
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- No, I do have an idea.
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It's for camping.
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A hoop for privacy, when you have to go.
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- It's called the Hula Poop.
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- I like it already.
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- Let me show you.
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- Sure, let's look.
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So, this is the Hula Poop.
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I love it.
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Brilliant.
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This is gonna make you billions.
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Now, the only thing you need is a patent
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- How do I get a patent?
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- Well, from the Washington
Patent Office, you see.
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Now, if we had some money,
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we could set this ball rolling now.
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Hey, there's an ATM
machine right behind you.
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Thank you.
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- Can't wait to tell my wife.
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What?
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- What an idiot.
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- Hey, wait!
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Where are you, hey!
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Darn it.
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- Count down to spring break.
This is exciting, guys.
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I wanna hear all about your plans.
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Um, Liam?
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- My family and I are going canoeing.
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- Nice.
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How about Emily?
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- Me and my family are going ziplining.
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- Awesome.
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And you, Valerie?
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- Me and my family are going
to Bearizona Wild Animal Park
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and we're going to Butterfly Wonderland.
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- Great.
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Meara?
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Tell us your plans for spring break.
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Do you have plans, sweetie?
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Meara?
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- Uh, me and my family
are going ziplining.
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- Uh, Santiago?
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- We're going canoeing.
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Um, Butterfly Wonderland.
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And we're also going to Bearizona.
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- That's, that's great, Meara.
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Kids.
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Be nice.
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- Meara said she's going
ziplining and to Bearizona.
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What a liar.
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- You don't have the money to go canoein
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Your dad delivered food to my house.
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- Maybe her dad works the zipline.
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- Listen up, poop faces.
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Meara's going to all those places.
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And yes, I deliver food to your parents
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because your dad's clinically depressed
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and can't leave the house.
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Okay, bye.
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Come on.
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Don't worry about those
kids. They're meanie kids.
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00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:12,973
- We can't thank you enough for
letting us stay here, Karen.
265
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,175
- Oh, it is my pleasure.
266
00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:18,245
It is a delight to have the
two of you stay with me.
267
00:16:20,882 --> 00:16:25,385
- Well, the three of us
really appreciate it.
268
00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:30,725
- So, this was your grandmother's house?
269
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:34,863
- Yes. It's been in my
family for a hundred years.
270
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:38,065
- Whoa.
271
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,299
- You can tell.
272
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,538
New homes don't have that old lady smell
273
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:46,574
You gotta earn that.
274
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,057
- Mom, Dad?
275
00:17:07,629 --> 00:17:08,763
I'm scared.
276
00:17:09,597 --> 00:17:11,933
I don't wanna sleep all by myself.
277
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:15,135
- Oh, honey, I'll come sleep with you.
278
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,807
- You got a real good mom there.
279
00:17:19,941 --> 00:17:21,809
Okay, get some sleep.
280
00:17:21,943 --> 00:17:23,410
See you in the morning.
281
00:17:23,545 --> 00:17:24,444
Love you.
282
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,254
- Move over!
283
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:36,456
I just got kicked off my couch.
284
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,236
I gotta warn you, I fart in my sleep.
285
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,275
- I can sleep through anything.
286
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,311
- A lot.
287
00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:19,259
Oh, come on!
288
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:26,233
Ugh.
289
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,697
- Good morning, sweetheart.
290
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:56,731
- Morning.
291
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,403
Hey, dad.
292
00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:05,707
- Hi, honey. How's my little girl doing?
293
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,675
- Good, I'm drawing.
294
00:20:07,809 --> 00:20:09,977
Can you tell me one of your stories?
295
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,280
- Um, let me think of one.
296
00:20:16,984 --> 00:20:21,689
Once upon a time, there was a
cookie that loved to complain.
297
00:20:23,524 --> 00:20:24,759
- I like it.
298
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,162
- When the mommy was
baking him in the oven,
299
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,630
the cookie complained.
300
00:20:31,799 --> 00:20:34,367
- It's too hot in here. Take me out.
301
00:20:35,036 --> 00:20:37,171
- So the mommy
took the cookie out,
302
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,040
but the cookie complained again.
303
00:20:39,173 --> 00:20:40,474
- I'm not done yet.
304
00:20:40,608 --> 00:20:42,877
I'm still soft in the
middle. Put me back in.
305
00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:45,146
- So the mommy
put the cookie back in.
306
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,614
- It's too hot again.
307
00:20:46,748 --> 00:20:48,482
- The cookie complained.
308
00:20:48,616 --> 00:20:50,317
When the cookie was done baking...
309
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,720
The mommy took him out.
310
00:20:53,688 --> 00:20:55,123
- Now I'm too cold.
311
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,958
- The cookie complained.
312
00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:01,461
So the mommy put him in a cookie
jar with the other cookies
313
00:21:01,596 --> 00:21:03,363
and the cookie complained again.
314
00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:04,999
- Get me out of here!
315
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,635
I can't breathe. I got all
these cookies on top of me!
316
00:21:07,769 --> 00:21:09,537
- So the mommy
put the cookie on a plate
317
00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:13,574
on the counter and the
cookie complained even more.
318
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,177
- How come you guys get to watch the TV?
319
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,513
I'm just stuck on a plate.
320
00:21:18,646 --> 00:21:20,114
- So the mommy moved the plate
321
00:21:20,248 --> 00:21:22,382
so the cookie could see the TV.
322
00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:24,185
Still the cookie complained.
323
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,520
- How come you guys get to sit
324
00:21:25,653 --> 00:21:27,387
on the comfortable couch?
325
00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:29,624
- So the mommy put
the cookie on the couch.
326
00:21:29,757 --> 00:21:32,727
- How come the dog
is closer to the TV than me?
327
00:21:33,828 --> 00:21:35,596
- So the mommy put the cookie
328
00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:38,298
right in front of the dog and
the cookie complained again.
329
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,268
- Now I'm too close to the TV.
330
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,837
- And then the cookie
complained one last time.
331
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:45,840
- I don't like the way
that dog is looking at me.
332
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:48,242
- Then the dog ate the cookie.
333
00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:54,649
- That was so funny, dad.
334
00:21:54,782 --> 00:21:57,051
- I can't wait to see your drawing of it
335
00:21:58,219 --> 00:21:59,287
- Dad?
336
00:22:00,087 --> 00:22:01,856
Can I ask you something?
337
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:02,824
- Sure, honey.
338
00:22:05,159 --> 00:22:08,062
- When are we moving
back into our own house?
339
00:22:11,265 --> 00:22:12,399
- Hopefully soon.
340
00:22:15,636 --> 00:22:17,437
- Did you mean what you said at school?
341
00:22:17,572 --> 00:22:19,040
- What's that?
342
00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:21,742
- Are you really taking
me on spring break?
343
00:22:24,145 --> 00:22:25,646
- Of course.
344
00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:28,683
We're gonna go zip lining,
canoeing, Butterfly Wonderland.
345
00:22:28,816 --> 00:22:30,318
We're gonna go to Bearizona.
346
00:22:31,719 --> 00:22:34,055
- What's happening?
347
00:22:35,923 --> 00:22:38,192
Are you okay, dad?
348
00:22:38,326 --> 00:22:39,327
- I'm fine.
349
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:40,728
- I'm giving you a ticket.
350
00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:42,897
- Hm?
- I'm so excited!
351
00:22:44,165 --> 00:22:46,200
- I'm so excited.
352
00:22:46,334 --> 00:22:47,602
- I'm gonna go pack.
353
00:22:48,903 --> 00:22:49,804
- Bye.
354
00:22:52,573 --> 00:22:54,374
- Uh, I'll tell you what.
355
00:22:54,508 --> 00:22:56,210
How about I don't give you the ticket
356
00:22:56,344 --> 00:22:58,378
and you don't make me pay for this?
357
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:00,948
Have a nice day, sir.
358
00:23:08,022 --> 00:23:08,990
- Hey!
359
00:23:09,123 --> 00:23:09,824
Ah!
360
00:23:10,825 --> 00:23:12,425
Officer!
361
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,895
Officer!
362
00:23:20,201 --> 00:23:20,968
Officer!
363
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,975
- This guy's pretty amazing.
364
00:23:28,109 --> 00:23:29,810
- This guy's whack.
365
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,588
- Larry, I need to talk to you.
366
00:23:40,721 --> 00:23:41,822
- What about?
367
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,524
- Meara told me that you're taking us
368
00:23:43,658 --> 00:23:44,992
on a spring break trip.
369
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:47,795
- She did?
370
00:23:47,929 --> 00:23:50,298
- As much as I would love to
go on vacation, I have to work.
371
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,767
You hopefully are starting in a week.
372
00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:54,135
- I am?
373
00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:56,037
- You do realize we're
living at my friend's house,
374
00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:57,571
who hates your guts?
375
00:23:57,705 --> 00:24:00,207
- I wanna do something special for Meara
376
00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:02,475
And why does Karen hate my guts?
377
00:24:02,610 --> 00:24:03,878
- That's not important.
378
00:24:04,011 --> 00:24:05,646
What's important is how
are we gonna pay for it?
379
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:07,581
- Look, I did pretty good today.
380
00:24:07,715 --> 00:24:08,916
Check the tip jar.
381
00:24:11,652 --> 00:24:14,021
- Honey, you have seven
dimes in your bucket.
382
00:24:14,155 --> 00:24:17,425
- Two of those sounded
like quarters.
383
00:24:21,362 --> 00:24:24,598
- Larry, please, just don't
break our daughter's heart.
384
00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:30,237
- I won't.
385
00:24:31,372 --> 00:24:32,573
I promise.
386
00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:36,143
- I'll see you back at the house.
387
00:24:36,277 --> 00:24:37,678
At my friend's house.
388
00:24:43,751 --> 00:24:45,252
- Boo-bel?
389
00:24:45,386 --> 00:24:46,587
Bubble?
390
00:24:46,721 --> 00:24:47,822
- It's Buble.
391
00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:51,192
It's got a little thing over the E.
392
00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:52,660
- It's called an accent.
393
00:24:52,793 --> 00:24:55,129
- Oh, I don't have an
accent. I'm from here.
394
00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:57,365
Anyway, I'm here to donate blood.
395
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,834
- Mm-hm, okay, second door on the left.
396
00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:03,537
On your left.
397
00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:04,472
- It's my left, sorry.
- Yeah.
398
00:25:04,605 --> 00:25:05,873
- My left, okay.
399
00:25:06,907 --> 00:25:09,210
- Second door on the left.
- Yeah.
400
00:25:11,712 --> 00:25:14,181
- Second door on the left
401
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,722
- Yeah, it's Buble, like
the singer, Michael Buble.
402
00:25:25,693 --> 00:25:27,194
He's a Canadian.
403
00:25:27,328 --> 00:25:29,830
That's probably why his music
hasn't reached here yet.
404
00:25:29,964 --> 00:25:30,564
- Right.
405
00:25:30,698 --> 00:25:32,867
- Okay, round two.
406
00:25:33,601 --> 00:25:34,702
Let's go.
407
00:25:34,835 --> 00:25:37,238
- Mr. Buble, you can only give blood onc
408
00:25:37,371 --> 00:25:38,639
or you'll start to feel weak.
409
00:25:38,773 --> 00:25:41,442
Someone at the front
will give you your $40.
410
00:25:41,575 --> 00:25:43,310
- Are you sure? 'Cause we're ready to go
411
00:25:43,444 --> 00:25:45,613
- I'm positive.
- Sure?
412
00:25:45,746 --> 00:25:47,281
- I'm calling security.
413
00:25:48,249 --> 00:25:49,784
- All righty, it's a shame
'cause it's ready to go,
414
00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:50,851
this one.
- Yeah.
415
00:25:50,985 --> 00:25:52,686
- A faucet, this one.
416
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,121
Mm-hm.
417
00:25:54,255 --> 00:25:55,489
Mm-hm.
418
00:25:55,623 --> 00:25:56,724
Buh-bye.
419
00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:01,695
- Thank you very much.
420
00:26:08,335 --> 00:26:09,804
Ah, here to donate blood.
421
00:26:10,938 --> 00:26:12,039
- What's your name?
422
00:26:12,173 --> 00:26:13,074
- Name?
423
00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:15,109
Jimmy. Jim.
424
00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:17,144
Jim Jimmy.
425
00:26:17,278 --> 00:26:18,412
Jimmy.
426
00:26:18,547 --> 00:26:19,580
Second door on the left?
427
00:26:19,713 --> 00:26:21,082
- How did you know that?
428
00:26:22,116 --> 00:26:24,952
- Well, you know, blood places.
429
00:26:25,086 --> 00:26:27,154
It's always second door on the left.
430
00:26:27,855 --> 00:26:29,924
- Okay.
431
00:26:38,766 --> 00:26:40,734
- Thank you very much. Pleasure.
432
00:26:41,836 --> 00:26:43,003
I enjoyed it.
433
00:26:43,137 --> 00:26:44,038
Ah.
434
00:26:52,179 --> 00:26:53,681
Hello, I'm Al.
435
00:26:53,814 --> 00:26:55,649
I just landed in my plane, of course,
436
00:26:55,783 --> 00:26:58,686
and I am here to donate the blood.
437
00:26:58,819 --> 00:27:00,287
- Second door on the left.
438
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:13,834
- Sorry. Perfectly sorry.
439
00:27:13,968 --> 00:27:15,936
That was 100% me.
440
00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:17,805
100% me on that one.
441
00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:27,481
Oh, thank you.
442
00:27:27,616 --> 00:27:28,983
You shouldn't have.
443
00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:37,725
I'm good.
444
00:27:38,392 --> 00:27:39,326
Thank you very much.
445
00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:40,828
Appreciate it.
446
00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:43,964
May I just...
447
00:28:56,638 --> 00:28:58,138
Uh, excuse me, sir. I...
448
00:29:00,441 --> 00:29:01,676
Here, for you.
449
00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:03,143
- Don't worry about it.
450
00:29:03,277 --> 00:29:04,778
I didn't even order any groceries.
451
00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:06,013
- Huh?
452
00:29:06,747 --> 00:29:07,582
You didn't?
453
00:29:07,716 --> 00:29:09,116
Is this 234 Agriculpa?
454
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:12,286
- No, the even numbers
are across the street.
455
00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:13,320
- Hm?
456
00:29:14,589 --> 00:29:15,923
Across the street?
457
00:29:16,056 --> 00:29:17,258
Really? Is that so?
458
00:29:18,593 --> 00:29:19,493
Hm.
459
00:29:21,295 --> 00:29:22,196
Oh.
460
00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:37,545
- Hey, pick up all the stuff!
461
00:29:50,858 --> 00:29:52,359
- I'm ready.
462
00:29:52,493 --> 00:29:54,094
- Oh, make sure you use the
bathroom before we leave.
463
00:29:54,228 --> 00:29:56,665
Unless you wanna use the Hula Poop.
464
00:29:56,797 --> 00:29:59,166
- Uh, I'll go to the bathroom.
465
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,435
- So what do you have planned?
466
00:30:01,569 --> 00:30:04,371
Take her for some ice
cream? Maybe the zoo?
467
00:30:04,506 --> 00:30:07,474
- She's gonna have the best
spring break of all time.
468
00:30:07,609 --> 00:30:09,877
- Larry, you're doing it again.
469
00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:11,378
Let's try to keep her expectations
470
00:30:11,513 --> 00:30:14,214
in slightly disappointed
to devastated range.
471
00:30:14,348 --> 00:30:17,017
- It's gonna be way better
than devastated. I promise.
472
00:30:17,151 --> 00:30:19,654
I love you.
- I love you, too.
473
00:30:19,788 --> 00:30:20,888
- Come on, baby.
474
00:30:31,365 --> 00:30:34,201
- Love you, mom.
- See you after spring break.
475
00:30:34,335 --> 00:30:36,370
- Okay.
- Come on, let's go.
476
00:30:36,504 --> 00:30:38,272
Spring break!
- All right!
477
00:30:38,405 --> 00:30:42,309
- I hope you guys have
a pretty great time!
478
00:30:43,143 --> 00:30:44,679
- See you after spring break!
479
00:30:44,813 --> 00:30:47,716
- So I guess I'll see
you guys tonight then?
480
00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:49,216
- Let's go! Spring break.
481
00:30:49,350 --> 00:30:50,250
Woo-hoo!
482
00:30:59,694 --> 00:31:01,295
Is this great or what?
483
00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:03,631
- So what do you have planned, dad?
484
00:31:03,765 --> 00:31:05,265
- What do we have planned?
485
00:31:05,399 --> 00:31:08,435
What don't I have planned, more like.
486
00:31:09,136 --> 00:31:10,904
So many surprises.
487
00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:12,940
- What surprises?
488
00:31:13,073 --> 00:31:14,308
- What surprises?
489
00:31:14,441 --> 00:31:16,877
Well if I told you, it
wouldn't be a surprise.
490
00:31:18,445 --> 00:31:22,684
The first surprise is
we're almost outta gas.
491
00:31:22,817 --> 00:31:24,151
We're going to the gas station.
492
00:31:24,284 --> 00:31:25,854
Woo! Gas station.
493
00:31:25,986 --> 00:31:26,954
Spring break.
494
00:31:27,087 --> 00:31:28,590
Forget you, Cancun.
495
00:31:28,723 --> 00:31:30,424
We're going to the gas station.
496
00:31:30,558 --> 00:31:31,358
Yeah!
497
00:31:31,492 --> 00:31:33,628
Woo!
498
00:31:38,999 --> 00:31:41,536
You ready to have some fun?
- Yeah!
499
00:31:43,971 --> 00:31:47,107
- Hi. $20 on pump number five, please.
500
00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:49,577
All right, let's get this goin'.
501
00:31:54,783 --> 00:31:55,817
And 24.
502
00:31:55,949 --> 00:31:58,118
And 25, $19.35, $19.40.
503
00:31:59,953 --> 00:32:01,890
Was that $19.35 or $19.45?
504
00:32:02,022 --> 00:32:03,525
Do we need to start again?
505
00:32:03,658 --> 00:32:05,560
- Hey moron, hurry up!
506
00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:09,664
- I was hurrying it up
until someone distracted me.
507
00:32:09,798 --> 00:32:11,932
Now I'm gonna have to
count it all over again
508
00:32:12,065 --> 00:32:13,568
for the seventh time.
509
00:32:15,202 --> 00:32:16,871
Anyway, Susan B. Anthony is like
510
00:32:17,004 --> 00:32:18,573
the least collectible of all coins.
511
00:32:18,706 --> 00:32:20,675
- I'll just pay for it.
512
00:32:20,809 --> 00:32:21,709
- Thank you.
513
00:32:21,843 --> 00:32:23,611
You, sir, are a gentleman.
514
00:32:23,745 --> 00:32:25,145
Unlike you, young man.
515
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:28,650
You are what one might
call a huge butt wipe.
516
00:32:48,937 --> 00:32:51,138
- So where we going now, dad?
517
00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:54,776
- I'll give you a hint.
We might get a little wet.
518
00:32:54,909 --> 00:32:56,611
- Are we going to a water park?
519
00:32:58,178 --> 00:32:59,279
- Kind of.
520
00:33:00,047 --> 00:33:01,381
- Yeah!
521
00:33:01,516 --> 00:33:02,416
- Yeah!
522
00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:08,489
- Can I open my eyes, yet?
523
00:33:08,623 --> 00:33:09,624
- Yeah, you can.
524
00:33:16,263 --> 00:33:17,431
- Hang on.
525
00:33:19,534 --> 00:33:20,434
- What?
526
00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:22,269
- Whoa!
527
00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:26,039
It's the carpet strip monster!
528
00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:27,742
I'm so scared.
529
00:33:30,277 --> 00:33:31,679
Oh my goodness!
530
00:33:38,051 --> 00:33:39,353
I'm going in!
531
00:33:39,988 --> 00:33:41,088
Look out!
532
00:33:54,134 --> 00:33:55,235
Ah?
533
00:34:33,841 --> 00:34:35,977
- Was that scary or what?
534
00:34:36,711 --> 00:34:40,314
- Not as scary as you pretending
this is the water park.
535
00:34:45,452 --> 00:34:48,422
- Spring break, baby.
536
00:34:48,556 --> 00:34:49,423
Woo!
537
00:34:49,557 --> 00:34:51,526
- Dad, where are we going?
538
00:34:51,659 --> 00:34:55,697
- Um, we're going to an incredible place
539
00:34:55,830 --> 00:34:57,331
- Really?
- Yeah.
540
00:34:58,198 --> 00:34:59,701
I got it all planned out.
541
00:35:09,978 --> 00:35:10,945
Okay.
542
00:35:11,079 --> 00:35:12,714
- Yeah, dad's coming in, too.
543
00:35:12,847 --> 00:35:13,815
Don't worry.
544
00:35:13,948 --> 00:35:15,550
Dad's comin'.
545
00:35:15,683 --> 00:35:16,851
Dad's, ah!
546
00:35:16,985 --> 00:35:18,820
Dad's good! Dad's good.
547
00:35:20,888 --> 00:35:23,457
All right, there you go.
548
00:35:23,591 --> 00:35:26,661
- Chickens, chickens, chickens.
549
00:35:26,794 --> 00:35:28,161
- Hey.
550
00:35:28,295 --> 00:35:29,597
Can I help you guys?
551
00:35:30,632 --> 00:35:31,833
- Hi.
552
00:35:31,966 --> 00:35:34,068
Just petting the animals.
553
00:35:34,201 --> 00:35:35,402
- Oh, you wanna pet the animals?
554
00:35:35,536 --> 00:35:37,071
Go ahead, pet away.
555
00:35:37,204 --> 00:35:40,508
- Thank you. I can't wait to
draw some pictures of them.
556
00:35:40,642 --> 00:35:42,209
- Oh, well that's wonderful.
557
00:35:42,342 --> 00:35:46,714
Hey, you know, if you want,
you can feed 'em some treats.
558
00:35:46,848 --> 00:35:49,117
- Really?
- Yeah, go ahead, feed 'em.
559
00:35:49,249 --> 00:35:50,283
Take the whole bucket.
560
00:35:50,417 --> 00:35:52,553
- Wow, how about that?
561
00:35:52,687 --> 00:35:54,656
- Hey, you know what'd be real fun?
562
00:35:54,789 --> 00:35:55,623
- Yeah.
563
00:35:55,757 --> 00:35:57,357
- If we cleaned up after some sheep.
564
00:35:59,627 --> 00:36:00,293
What?
565
00:36:00,427 --> 00:36:02,030
- Get in there!
566
00:36:02,162 --> 00:36:03,798
- Yeah.
567
00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:09,169
- This is fun, huh?
- Ew!
568
00:36:10,203 --> 00:36:11,873
Ya think?
569
00:36:12,006 --> 00:36:13,541
- Spring break.
570
00:36:13,675 --> 00:36:17,477
- Spring break? This is like stink break
571
00:36:19,514 --> 00:36:23,818
Dad, I'm starving. I
haven't eaten all day.
572
00:36:24,686 --> 00:36:27,254
- Well, I'm gonna feed
you right now, honey.
573
00:36:27,387 --> 00:36:29,757
I'm gonna take you to
a great place to eat.
574
00:36:30,490 --> 00:36:31,592
You'll love it.
575
00:36:32,894 --> 00:36:34,394
World class dining.
576
00:36:41,169 --> 00:36:44,237
- Hey, thank you.
577
00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:45,840
- Well, hello.
578
00:36:45,973 --> 00:36:48,543
- What's up, fool? What
are you hungry for?
579
00:36:50,678 --> 00:36:53,047
- What would you like to get?
580
00:36:53,181 --> 00:36:57,051
- Uh, I'll take the roast beef sandwich.
581
00:36:57,185 --> 00:36:59,153
- Well, she'll have the
roast beef sandwich, please.
582
00:36:59,286 --> 00:37:01,254
- One roast beef sandwich, homie.
583
00:37:02,222 --> 00:37:03,323
Here you go.
584
00:37:05,593 --> 00:37:07,695
- That's not enough meat.
585
00:37:07,829 --> 00:37:08,428
- What?
586
00:37:08,563 --> 00:37:09,697
- I need more meat.
587
00:37:10,464 --> 00:37:11,733
- More meat?
588
00:37:14,635 --> 00:37:16,336
- Well, now that's too much meat.
589
00:37:16,470 --> 00:37:18,305
Now I'm gonna need more bread.
590
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,983
Can I have an extra plate, too?
591
00:37:47,135 --> 00:37:47,869
- Whoa!
592
00:37:50,805 --> 00:37:52,974
- I love Jerry Lewis. Amazing.
593
00:37:57,779 --> 00:37:58,546
- Dad?
594
00:37:58,679 --> 00:37:59,446
- Yeah?
595
00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:01,281
- I can barely hear the movie.
596
00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:04,085
- Honey, these are the
best seats in the house.
597
00:38:04,218 --> 00:38:05,553
Are you kidding me?
598
00:38:05,686 --> 00:38:07,420
You get too close, you're
gonna strain your neck
599
00:38:07,555 --> 00:38:09,257
looking up at the screen like ah.
600
00:38:09,389 --> 00:38:11,391
Ah, ooh. You don't want that.
601
00:38:14,394 --> 00:38:15,229
- Hey!
602
00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:16,363
Shh!
603
00:38:17,665 --> 00:38:18,900
- Hey, baby. Can I call you back?
604
00:38:19,033 --> 00:38:20,868
We're at the movies.
- Is that mom?
605
00:38:21,002 --> 00:38:22,603
Let me talk to her.
606
00:38:22,737 --> 00:38:24,404
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
607
00:38:24,539 --> 00:38:26,473
- Hi, mom!
608
00:38:26,607 --> 00:38:29,877
- Meara, honey, what
movie are you watching?
609
00:38:30,011 --> 00:38:31,212
- I'm not quite sure.
610
00:38:31,344 --> 00:38:34,816
We're kinda watching other
people watch a movie.
611
00:38:34,949 --> 00:38:36,951
- I found a pair of shoes!
612
00:38:37,084 --> 00:38:39,787
- Can I talk to dad for
a sec again, please?
613
00:38:39,921 --> 00:38:40,888
- Fine.
614
00:38:42,957 --> 00:38:46,160
- Hey, baby. Yeah, Meara's
having a great trip.
615
00:38:48,129 --> 00:38:49,329
- What was that?
616
00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:52,033
- I should kill you!
617
00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:54,467
- Is this appropriate
for Meara to be watching?
618
00:38:54,602 --> 00:38:56,369
- It was about a minute ago.
619
00:38:57,538 --> 00:38:58,573
- We gotta get goin'.
620
00:38:58,706 --> 00:38:59,640
There's about to be some crude humor.
621
00:38:59,774 --> 00:39:01,642
- No, no, no. Don't hang up.
622
00:39:02,409 --> 00:39:04,045
- Hey, hang on, pal.
623
00:39:04,178 --> 00:39:05,079
Yeah.
624
00:39:06,214 --> 00:39:07,114
Here you go.
625
00:39:09,183 --> 00:39:10,818
It's the Hula Poop.
626
00:39:13,386 --> 00:39:14,487
- Nice!
627
00:39:14,622 --> 00:39:19,627
Thank you, sir.
628
00:39:23,463 --> 00:39:25,766
- It's nice, isn't it?
629
00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:26,834
- Mm-hm.
630
00:39:26,968 --> 00:39:27,869
- Beautiful.
631
00:39:33,274 --> 00:39:34,374
Meara?
632
00:39:35,776 --> 00:39:41,015
I love you all the way
to that star and back.
633
00:39:42,583 --> 00:39:43,818
- Dad?
634
00:39:43,951 --> 00:39:46,687
That looks like an airplane.
635
00:39:46,821 --> 00:39:48,022
- It's an airplane?
636
00:39:48,856 --> 00:39:51,225
No, behind the airplane.
637
00:39:51,359 --> 00:39:52,960
- That's another airplane.
638
00:39:53,828 --> 00:39:56,330
- Behind those two
airplanes, there's a star,
639
00:39:56,463 --> 00:39:59,466
and I love you all the way to that star.
640
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,769
- That looks like a UFO.
641
00:40:01,903 --> 00:40:03,704
- It does look like a UFO.
642
00:40:06,374 --> 00:40:07,808
- Thank you.
643
00:40:07,942 --> 00:40:10,611
I love you all the way to
the end of the universe.
644
00:40:10,745 --> 00:40:13,180
And it has no end, so you
just have to keep going,
645
00:40:13,314 --> 00:40:14,615
until you get to the farthest part
646
00:40:14,749 --> 00:40:16,951
of the universe and back.
647
00:40:18,252 --> 00:40:19,486
- That's pretty far.
648
00:40:20,955 --> 00:40:26,193
I love you all the way to
the end of this universe
649
00:40:26,594 --> 00:40:28,896
and then to the next one
and then the next one
650
00:40:29,964 --> 00:40:33,668
and then back, a thousand times.
651
00:40:34,568 --> 00:40:35,670
Infinity.
652
00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:41,542
- I love you all the way
to the hood of the car,
653
00:40:41,676 --> 00:40:44,745
to the windshield and halfway back.
654
00:40:46,647 --> 00:40:50,251
- That doesn't seem like as
far as what I was just saying.
655
00:40:51,519 --> 00:40:56,157
I love you all the way from my nose
656
00:40:56,891 --> 00:40:59,860
to the hair on my ear...
657
00:40:59,994 --> 00:41:01,329
- Ew.
658
00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:03,965
- And then back to the third
booger in my right nostril.
659
00:41:06,667 --> 00:41:07,768
- Excuse me.
660
00:41:11,339 --> 00:41:14,875
I love you all the way to
my index finger to my thumb,
661
00:41:15,743 --> 00:41:17,078
and they're touching.
662
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,881
- It doesn't seem like a lot.
663
00:41:25,219 --> 00:41:26,187
I love you.
664
00:41:28,155 --> 00:41:30,758
- I love you, too.
665
00:41:35,529 --> 00:41:40,968
- Meara, this trip is gonna
start being awesome tomorrow.
666
00:41:42,436 --> 00:41:43,671
I promise.
667
00:41:45,973 --> 00:41:46,874
- Dad?
668
00:41:48,075 --> 00:41:48,976
- Yeah?
669
00:41:49,877 --> 00:41:52,079
- I'm gonna need to go home tomorrow.
670
00:41:53,514 --> 00:41:55,116
Thanks for trying.
671
00:41:56,183 --> 00:41:57,685
I love you, dad.
672
00:42:03,290 --> 00:42:04,925
- I love you, too.
673
00:42:31,318 --> 00:42:33,220
Please show me a sign.
674
00:42:35,589 --> 00:42:36,657
Please.
675
00:42:53,641 --> 00:42:56,310
- Villa Resort, Scottsdale?
676
00:43:13,094 --> 00:43:13,994
Come on.
677
00:43:15,596 --> 00:43:17,865
- Where are we? What are we doing?
678
00:43:17,998 --> 00:43:19,667
What is this place?
- I'm not sure.
679
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,836
Just come, come, come, come.
680
00:43:23,804 --> 00:43:25,372
- What are we doing?
681
00:43:25,507 --> 00:43:28,943
- We're delivering pizzas.
682
00:43:33,814 --> 00:43:34,682
Let's go.
683
00:43:34,815 --> 00:43:35,716
Come on, come on.
684
00:43:35,850 --> 00:43:36,884
All right, grab that one.
685
00:43:37,785 --> 00:43:39,987
Just follow me and do what I do.
686
00:43:40,121 --> 00:43:41,455
- Should we be doing this?
687
00:43:41,590 --> 00:43:43,023
- Probably not.
688
00:43:46,994 --> 00:43:50,097
- You must be Janine.
- Yes.
689
00:43:50,231 --> 00:43:52,900
We are so happy to have you at our hotel
690
00:43:53,033 --> 00:43:55,970
We're big fans of your travel blog.
691
00:43:56,103 --> 00:43:56,937
- Wow.
692
00:43:57,071 --> 00:43:58,573
Gracias.
693
00:44:03,711 --> 00:44:04,712
- Uh, sir?
694
00:44:05,679 --> 00:44:07,081
- I'm gonna sign this for you.
695
00:44:07,214 --> 00:44:08,215
- Sir?
696
00:44:08,349 --> 00:44:10,017
Excuse me, sir?
697
00:44:10,851 --> 00:44:12,753
Your reservation for Jose
Andres' new restaurant
698
00:44:12,887 --> 00:44:14,623
is all set for 6:30.
699
00:44:14,755 --> 00:44:15,956
- Perfecto.
700
00:44:16,090 --> 00:44:17,791
And our cabana?
- It's ready for you,
701
00:44:17,925 --> 00:44:20,728
right next to the pool.
- Incredible.
702
00:44:20,861 --> 00:44:21,962
- Perfect.
703
00:44:23,632 --> 00:44:26,033
- I might work reception,
but I can do anything.
704
00:44:26,167 --> 00:44:30,437
If you need a massage, even
if I'm not supposed to.
705
00:44:31,071 --> 00:44:34,509
Pedicure, babysitting. I'm your gal.
706
00:44:34,643 --> 00:44:37,077
- Jackie of all trades.
707
00:44:39,346 --> 00:44:40,247
Thank you.
708
00:44:40,381 --> 00:44:41,749
Let's take a look.
709
00:44:41,882 --> 00:44:46,287
- Thank you, honey.
710
00:44:53,727 --> 00:44:55,229
- Hop in, Theo.
711
00:44:56,497 --> 00:44:57,731
- No quiero.
712
00:45:05,973 --> 00:45:07,341
I said I don't want to.
713
00:45:08,309 --> 00:45:09,210
- Okay.
714
00:45:24,058 --> 00:45:27,194
- Dad, are you sure it's okay?
715
00:45:27,328 --> 00:45:28,329
- 100%.
716
00:45:32,433 --> 00:45:33,734
- Cannonball!
717
00:45:43,612 --> 00:45:44,979
- Little help?
718
00:45:47,649 --> 00:45:49,016
- What's that?
719
00:45:50,317 --> 00:45:54,421
- Ha, I am not getting
sunburned again.
720
00:45:54,556 --> 00:45:56,023
Little help, please.
721
00:45:57,559 --> 00:45:58,560
Sunscreen.
722
00:45:58,693 --> 00:45:59,827
Can't reach.
723
00:46:01,061 --> 00:46:03,565
- I'm not really comfortable with that.
724
00:46:03,698 --> 00:46:05,299
- No, I'm gonna do the front.
725
00:46:07,535 --> 00:46:08,802
I meant for the back.
726
00:46:09,571 --> 00:46:10,804
Place I can't reach.
727
00:46:13,307 --> 00:46:15,909
- Even still, I'm not touching you.
728
00:46:17,411 --> 00:46:18,345
- No problem.
729
00:46:18,479 --> 00:46:19,380
I got this.
730
00:46:42,336 --> 00:46:43,672
- Hey there.
731
00:46:43,804 --> 00:46:46,541
Be careful on the edge over there.
732
00:46:46,675 --> 00:46:48,610
There's a giant pool right there.
733
00:46:48,743 --> 00:46:51,478
You wouldn't wanna accidentally fall!
734
00:46:55,517 --> 00:46:56,250
I'm okay.
735
00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:57,284
I'm okay.
736
00:46:57,418 --> 00:46:58,319
I'm okay.
737
00:47:07,127 --> 00:47:10,699
- Buble is the name. Larry Buble.
738
00:47:10,831 --> 00:47:13,133
Like the singer, Michael Buble?
739
00:47:14,335 --> 00:47:15,269
- Oh.
740
00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:18,606
- Santiago and Fernanda Arechavaleta.
741
00:47:19,674 --> 00:47:20,874
- Nice to meet you.
742
00:47:21,008 --> 00:47:23,911
- Ra-chita-lala.
743
00:47:24,044 --> 00:47:25,145
That's foreign.
744
00:47:28,048 --> 00:47:29,116
- Yes.
745
00:47:29,917 --> 00:47:32,086
- We are from Spain and Mexico.
746
00:47:32,219 --> 00:47:35,155
- I figured, you know,
unpronounceable name,
747
00:47:35,289 --> 00:47:37,759
strange accent equals foreign.
748
00:47:41,395 --> 00:47:43,230
- I'm gonna grab a drink.
749
00:47:48,001 --> 00:47:49,604
Do you want something, honey?
750
00:47:49,738 --> 00:47:50,904
- No, I'm okay.
751
00:47:51,038 --> 00:47:51,939
Thank you.
752
00:47:52,072 --> 00:47:53,307
- All right.
753
00:47:54,809 --> 00:47:55,976
- I'm good.
754
00:47:59,980 --> 00:48:01,482
- Tu hables espanol?
755
00:48:01,616 --> 00:48:02,751
- Si.
756
00:48:13,293 --> 00:48:15,129
- There's a lot of money in blood.
757
00:48:15,262 --> 00:48:16,964
- Is that so?
758
00:48:17,097 --> 00:48:18,065
- They say you're supposed
759
00:48:18,198 --> 00:48:20,501
to wait 30 days between donations.
760
00:48:20,635 --> 00:48:22,704
I don't.
761
00:48:22,837 --> 00:48:24,204
- Interesting.
762
00:48:24,338 --> 00:48:26,741
- A lot of, a lot of hoops
you gotta jump through.
763
00:48:26,875 --> 00:48:28,242
Lot of regulations.
764
00:48:29,009 --> 00:48:30,444
Blood.
765
00:48:30,578 --> 00:48:33,380
The body keeps makin' it.
That's the beauty of it.
766
00:48:42,956 --> 00:48:44,024
- Hey.
767
00:48:44,726 --> 00:48:46,427
Theo is swimming.
768
00:48:47,862 --> 00:48:50,765
- Oh my goodness, yes.
769
00:48:50,899 --> 00:48:51,900
- I let you win.
770
00:48:52,032 --> 00:48:53,868
- Who is that sweet little girl?
771
00:48:54,001 --> 00:48:55,870
- That's my little Meara.
772
00:48:56,003 --> 00:48:57,137
She's quite the fish.
773
00:48:57,271 --> 00:48:59,072
She'll swim all day if you let her.
774
00:49:01,341 --> 00:49:03,177
- Yes, yes, Theo.
775
00:49:03,944 --> 00:49:04,978
- Uh huh.
776
00:49:25,165 --> 00:49:27,000
- Excuse me, sir, can I please
see that hotel key of yours
777
00:49:27,134 --> 00:49:30,204
that I'm 1000% sure you don't have.
778
00:49:31,438 --> 00:49:33,240
- I, I left it in-
- Can I please
779
00:49:33,373 --> 00:49:34,308
finish that sentence for you?
780
00:49:34,441 --> 00:49:36,176
"We left it in the hotel room."
781
00:49:36,310 --> 00:49:38,178
That you also don't have.
782
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,115
Wayne, treat this guy
like he took your hair.
783
00:49:44,985 --> 00:49:46,086
- Please.
784
00:49:47,087 --> 00:49:49,056
Don't do this in front of my kid.
785
00:49:57,431 --> 00:49:59,333
- Your kid has five more minutes
786
00:49:59,466 --> 00:50:02,002
and you have to find a reason to leave.
787
00:50:02,135 --> 00:50:03,203
- Thank you.
788
00:50:05,707 --> 00:50:06,841
- And clean the chair.
789
00:50:06,975 --> 00:50:09,109
Looks like a clam blew his brains out.
790
00:50:21,488 --> 00:50:22,456
- Pretty bird.
791
00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:23,390
- Dad.
792
00:50:23,525 --> 00:50:25,192
- I'm sorry but we have to go.
793
00:50:25,325 --> 00:50:26,728
I'm so sorry.
794
00:50:27,595 --> 00:50:30,665
- But why do we have to leave?
I was having so much fun.
795
00:50:31,398 --> 00:50:33,467
- Look, I didn't want to
have to tell you this,
796
00:50:33,601 --> 00:50:37,271
but somebody left a
little gift in the pool.
797
00:50:38,305 --> 00:50:39,206
With their butt.
798
00:50:39,339 --> 00:50:40,140
- With their butt.
799
00:50:40,274 --> 00:50:41,576
- Ew, gross.
800
00:50:43,410 --> 00:50:45,580
- I think you should drive.
801
00:50:45,713 --> 00:50:49,049
I had two of those sand
in the cracks drinks.
802
00:50:49,182 --> 00:50:50,350
They were strong.
803
00:50:51,553 --> 00:50:53,387
- We'll still have fun, okay?
804
00:50:54,923 --> 00:50:56,758
- I don't think that's
the name of the drinks,
805
00:50:56,891 --> 00:50:58,560
but you are right, I should drive.
806
00:51:01,696 --> 00:51:03,865
- Stay right here okay? I'll right back.
807
00:51:03,998 --> 00:51:05,098
Excuse me.
808
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,501
- Hello.
809
00:51:09,069 --> 00:51:11,039
- How do I put it in gear?
810
00:51:11,171 --> 00:51:14,308
- You just press the button
under the steering wheel.
811
00:51:16,376 --> 00:51:17,679
- Oh, there you go.
812
00:51:17,812 --> 00:51:19,112
- Hey, you dropped your-
813
00:51:28,990 --> 00:51:32,026
- We have to call an ambulance.
814
00:51:32,159 --> 00:51:33,061
- No.
815
00:51:33,193 --> 00:51:34,294
- Why not?
816
00:51:35,162 --> 00:51:37,264
- Maybe he's okay.
817
00:51:37,397 --> 00:51:39,867
- We just run over him!
- We?
818
00:51:40,001 --> 00:51:40,802
You.
819
00:51:40,935 --> 00:51:41,836
- Shh!
820
00:51:44,038 --> 00:51:45,339
- Hit by a car.
821
00:51:45,472 --> 00:51:48,743
Hello, hello, run over. Hello.
822
00:51:55,683 --> 00:51:56,584
Hello.
823
00:51:58,218 --> 00:51:59,152
Run over.
824
00:52:14,569 --> 00:52:16,904
- You can't go that fast!
825
00:52:26,179 --> 00:52:27,280
- Shh.
826
00:52:34,656 --> 00:52:37,558
- Oh, you guys came back early.
827
00:52:41,161 --> 00:52:43,831
- Thank you, Jeanine. What
a great recommendation.
828
00:52:43,965 --> 00:52:45,499
- Wow. You guys ate fast.
829
00:52:45,633 --> 00:52:48,536
- Yes, we just had the
appetizers, which were marvelous.
830
00:52:48,670 --> 00:52:51,204
- Oh, let me clean up.
- No, no, no, don't worry.
831
00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:52,874
We like it dirty.
832
00:52:53,007 --> 00:52:54,042
- My phone.
833
00:52:54,174 --> 00:52:55,475
- Oh, stay away from your phone.
834
00:52:55,610 --> 00:52:57,277
- Well, let know if you
need anything, please.
835
00:52:57,411 --> 00:52:58,680
- We don't, thank you.
836
00:53:02,817 --> 00:53:05,953
Shh!
837
00:53:07,454 --> 00:53:09,123
This is bad.
838
00:53:09,256 --> 00:53:10,591
We're gonna get sued.
839
00:53:10,725 --> 00:53:13,260
That's where Americans
do, they sue each other.
840
00:53:13,393 --> 00:53:14,294
- Maybe he won't.
841
00:53:14,428 --> 00:53:15,462
- Do you know in America,
842
00:53:15,596 --> 00:53:17,264
if someone breaks into your house
843
00:53:17,397 --> 00:53:20,168
and drowns in your pool, they can sue yo
844
00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:21,602
- That doesn't make any sense.
845
00:53:21,736 --> 00:53:25,173
How's the person gonna
sue you if they're dead?
846
00:53:25,305 --> 00:53:26,741
- I don't know all the details.
847
00:53:26,874 --> 00:53:30,978
But listen, if he gets
a judgment against us,
848
00:53:31,112 --> 00:53:32,513
we could lose our work visas.
849
00:53:32,647 --> 00:53:34,214
We won't be allowed back in the country,
850
00:53:34,347 --> 00:53:37,484
most of our followers are here
so we could lose everything.
851
00:53:37,618 --> 00:53:38,986
We can't let that happen!
852
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,287
- No!
853
00:53:42,824 --> 00:53:43,658
- Shh.
854
00:53:46,994 --> 00:53:47,895
Shh.
855
00:53:55,502 --> 00:53:57,538
- Is my dad in there?
856
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:06,881
- Hi, honey.
857
00:54:07,648 --> 00:54:09,951
- Hey, dad. Are you okay?
858
00:54:10,651 --> 00:54:12,720
- Oh, completely.
859
00:54:12,854 --> 00:54:13,755
100%.
860
00:54:15,823 --> 00:54:16,657
- Um...
861
00:54:21,229 --> 00:54:24,165
Can I offer you something to drink?
862
00:54:26,433 --> 00:54:27,835
Not you.
863
00:54:27,969 --> 00:54:28,736
- Ah?
864
00:54:28,870 --> 00:54:30,337
= What kind of tea would you like?
865
00:54:30,470 --> 00:54:32,372
- Oh, I'm a big fan of all teas.
866
00:54:32,507 --> 00:54:37,377
The afternoon, midday, sleepy time, deto
867
00:54:37,512 --> 00:54:38,478
And if I don't have any plans,
868
00:54:38,613 --> 00:54:40,548
I might even go for a smooth move.
869
00:54:47,722 --> 00:54:49,624
Let me come over there and get it.
870
00:55:09,076 --> 00:55:11,444
- Are these your drawings?
871
00:55:12,345 --> 00:55:13,480
- Yeah.
872
00:55:22,422 --> 00:55:23,891
- What's this story about?
873
00:55:26,459 --> 00:55:30,097
- This is a story about a boy
who had too many birthdays.
874
00:55:31,032 --> 00:55:31,866
- What happens?
875
00:55:33,301 --> 00:55:36,369
- Once there was a boy
who wished that every day
876
00:55:36,504 --> 00:55:37,905
would be his birthday.
877
00:55:39,507 --> 00:55:41,042
- Every day?
878
00:55:41,175 --> 00:55:42,710
- Yeah.
879
00:55:42,844 --> 00:55:46,479
The first day all of his friends
came to his birthday party
880
00:55:46,614 --> 00:55:48,316
and they all brought him presents.
881
00:55:48,448 --> 00:55:50,518
He got everything he wanted.
882
00:55:50,651 --> 00:55:52,620
He even got to eat three pieces of cake.
883
00:55:52,753 --> 00:55:56,057
The next day when he woke up,
it was his birthday again,
884
00:55:56,724 --> 00:55:58,593
only this time, only half of the friends
885
00:55:58,726 --> 00:56:00,493
came to his birthday party
886
00:56:01,428 --> 00:56:03,731
and only a few of them brought presents.
887
00:56:03,865 --> 00:56:05,600
There was cake, but he only felt
888
00:56:05,733 --> 00:56:07,935
like eating one piece this time.
889
00:56:08,836 --> 00:56:11,706
The next day he woke up,
it was his birthday again.
890
00:56:11,839 --> 00:56:15,243
But this time none of his friends
came to his birthday party
891
00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:18,913
and the thought of eating any
cake made his stomach hurt.
892
00:56:19,747 --> 00:56:21,849
By the time two weeks had passed,
893
00:56:21,983 --> 00:56:25,485
he didn't even wanna go to his
own birthday party anymore.
894
00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:26,754
When he went sleep that night,
895
00:56:26,888 --> 00:56:29,223
he made another wish that it would not
896
00:56:29,357 --> 00:56:31,125
be his birthday every day.
897
00:56:32,326 --> 00:56:35,596
He woke up the day and he got his wish.
898
00:56:35,730 --> 00:56:37,798
But unfortunately for him,
899
00:56:37,932 --> 00:56:40,568
because it had been 14 days of birthdays
900
00:56:40,701 --> 00:56:42,703
he was 20 years old,
901
00:56:43,938 --> 00:56:46,507
and now had to go out and get a job...
902
00:56:47,808 --> 00:56:49,644
As a school janitor.
903
00:56:58,319 --> 00:57:01,322
- My daughter's really
having fun with your son.
904
00:57:01,454 --> 00:57:03,758
- It's so nice to see him playing.
905
00:57:03,891 --> 00:57:06,961
He hasn't been himself for a while.
906
00:57:07,094 --> 00:57:07,995
- Yeah?
907
00:57:09,297 --> 00:57:10,463
- He's our nephew.
908
00:57:11,866 --> 00:57:14,068
Both his parents died in a terrible
909
00:57:14,201 --> 00:57:17,104
mountain climbing
accident in the Himalayas.
910
00:57:18,406 --> 00:57:19,373
- Himalayas?
911
00:57:19,507 --> 00:57:20,908
- Mm.
912
00:57:21,042 --> 00:57:22,977
- I heard a lot of good
things about the Himalayas.
913
00:57:25,179 --> 00:57:26,814
Until now, of course.
914
00:57:32,286 --> 00:57:33,754
How did I get in here?
915
00:57:34,722 --> 00:57:37,291
- You hit our car with your face.
916
00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:41,729
But it was an accident, so
we completely understand.
917
00:57:41,862 --> 00:57:44,899
- Don't worry, we're not going to sue yo
918
00:57:45,533 --> 00:57:47,234
We don't do that kind of thing.
919
00:57:48,002 --> 00:57:50,738
You don't do that kind
of thing, do you? Suing?
920
00:57:53,874 --> 00:57:55,576
- Why would I sue you?
921
00:57:55,710 --> 00:57:58,346
- Exactly, why would you?
922
00:57:58,478 --> 00:58:01,782
- Then again, you guys do seem kinda ric
923
00:58:13,361 --> 00:58:14,762
- I can see how it looks that way.
924
00:58:14,895 --> 00:58:16,163
- I'm just kidding.
925
00:58:17,698 --> 00:58:19,066
But seriously, how much
you think I can get
926
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,234
if I did sue you?
927
00:58:26,941 --> 00:58:28,943
- We don't have a lot of money.
928
00:58:29,076 --> 00:58:30,911
We're just travel bloggers.
929
00:58:31,045 --> 00:58:32,947
We write reviews for hotels.
930
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,017
That's why they put us
up in the nicest room.
931
00:58:36,150 --> 00:58:39,387
- The company we work
for pays for all of this.
932
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:40,888
- Yeah.
933
00:58:41,022 --> 00:58:43,791
- Maybe I should sue the
company that you work for.
934
00:58:47,194 --> 00:58:50,064
Your faces are priceless
and the eyes are...
935
00:58:51,732 --> 00:58:53,167
You got...
936
00:59:06,814 --> 00:59:07,915
Bearizona?
937
00:59:09,016 --> 00:59:10,551
Butterfly Wonderland?
938
00:59:10,684 --> 00:59:12,286
Ziplining?
939
00:59:12,420 --> 00:59:15,823
These are all the places Meara
wanted to go on spring break.
940
00:59:15,956 --> 00:59:17,625
- We are taking our
nephew to all these places
941
00:59:17,758 --> 00:59:18,726
to write about them.
942
00:59:18,859 --> 00:59:19,960
- Oh, lucky guy.
943
00:59:22,897 --> 00:59:25,433
- Now I know what we can do for you.
944
00:59:25,566 --> 00:59:26,600
- Yeah?
945
00:59:26,734 --> 00:59:30,071
- What if we go to all these places...
946
00:59:30,204 --> 00:59:31,205
- Uh huh?
947
00:59:32,406 --> 00:59:34,275
- And after-
- Yeah?
948
00:59:34,408 --> 00:59:37,711
- We'll let you know
what a great time we had.
949
00:59:39,046 --> 00:59:40,347
- Oh.
950
00:59:40,481 --> 00:59:43,284
- And you can see
the pictures on our blog.
951
00:59:56,464 --> 00:59:59,300
- Or maybe you can join us.
952
00:59:59,433 --> 01:00:00,734
- Come with us.
953
01:00:04,071 --> 01:00:07,608
- That would be amazerrific.
954
01:00:09,944 --> 01:00:11,245
Let me go tell Meara.
955
01:00:12,413 --> 01:00:13,681
Meara!
956
01:00:13,814 --> 01:00:15,116
Meara!
957
01:00:15,249 --> 01:00:18,018
- Amazerrific? I must
have hit his head hard.
958
01:00:27,862 --> 01:00:29,196
- It's so pretty up here.
959
01:00:29,330 --> 01:00:31,198
Those are the Red Rocks right over there
960
01:00:31,332 --> 01:00:32,766
- Yes, yes.
961
01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:33,901
- Wow.
- Beautiful.
962
01:00:34,034 --> 01:00:34,802
- Yeah, it's really pretty.
963
01:00:34,935 --> 01:00:35,836
- Yeah.
964
01:00:35,970 --> 01:00:37,506
- Oh, dear.
- Oh.
965
01:00:37,638 --> 01:00:40,040
- Oh, ran behind a bush.
966
01:00:40,174 --> 01:00:42,009
- Ow.
- Beautiful.
967
01:00:47,248 --> 01:00:48,115
- Larry.
968
01:00:48,249 --> 01:00:49,483
- Hi, mom.
969
01:00:49,618 --> 01:00:50,651
- Hi sweetie.
970
01:00:50,784 --> 01:00:52,219
Where are you?
971
01:00:52,353 --> 01:00:54,255
- We're in a van with
people from another country
972
01:00:54,388 --> 01:00:55,890
I've never met before.
973
01:00:57,491 --> 01:00:59,260
With a kid that isn't theirs.
974
01:00:59,393 --> 01:01:00,394
- What?
975
01:01:00,529 --> 01:01:01,262
Who?
976
01:01:01,395 --> 01:01:02,463
- Gotta go, bye!
977
01:01:25,186 --> 01:01:26,253
- Hi, mom!
978
01:01:26,387 --> 01:01:27,622
- Hey, baby!
979
01:01:27,755 --> 01:01:28,822
Where are we?
980
01:01:28,956 --> 01:01:30,824
- Bearizona!
- That's right!
981
01:01:30,958 --> 01:01:32,326
We havin' fun?
- Yeah!
982
01:01:36,797 --> 01:01:38,032
- Excuse me.
983
01:01:39,601 --> 01:01:40,501
Oh my god.
984
01:01:41,168 --> 01:01:43,437
- Bearizona!
- That's right!
985
01:01:49,578 --> 01:01:51,712
Meara, look out there.
986
01:01:55,617 --> 01:01:57,151
- It's beautiful.
987
01:01:59,853 --> 01:02:00,988
- Hey!
988
01:02:01,121 --> 01:02:02,156
- Hi, baby!
989
01:02:02,289 --> 01:02:04,391
- Hi, mommy, we're having so much fun!
990
01:02:04,526 --> 01:02:05,793
- That's great.
991
01:02:05,926 --> 01:02:07,261
Where are you guys?
992
01:02:07,394 --> 01:02:09,396
- We're just about to jump out of a tree
993
01:02:09,531 --> 01:02:10,264
Ready?
994
01:02:10,397 --> 01:02:11,232
- Yeah!
995
01:02:12,099 --> 01:02:13,901
- I gotta go. We're having too much fun.
996
01:02:14,034 --> 01:02:14,969
- Wait, wait, where are you guys going
997
01:02:15,102 --> 01:02:16,804
and how are you doing all this?
998
01:02:16,937 --> 01:02:18,305
- And go!
999
01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:22,309
- Larry!
1000
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:28,349
- Spring break!
1001
01:02:31,252 --> 01:02:35,222
♪ The sun is up and the music's playin'
1002
01:02:45,899 --> 01:02:48,769
- Look at those!
1003
01:02:48,902 --> 01:02:51,905
♪ 'Cause if you ever think I'll take up
1004
01:02:52,039 --> 01:02:55,142
♪ My time with thinkin' of our break-up
1005
01:03:15,863 --> 01:03:17,498
- Tio.
1006
01:03:17,632 --> 01:03:18,799
Look what Meara made.
1007
01:03:25,406 --> 01:03:26,273
- What's this?
1008
01:03:26,407 --> 01:03:28,108
- It's the story about a little girl
1009
01:03:28,242 --> 01:03:31,378
who everything she touches
turns to marshmallows.
1010
01:03:32,547 --> 01:03:36,850
She was happy about it,
until she hugged her mom.
1011
01:03:36,984 --> 01:03:38,720
Marshmallows can't drive you to school
1012
01:03:38,852 --> 01:03:41,322
because they'll melt in the car.
1013
01:03:43,891 --> 01:03:44,992
- Wow.
1014
01:03:47,227 --> 01:03:50,331
You are a very creative young lady.
1015
01:03:50,464 --> 01:03:51,332
- Thank you.
1016
01:04:02,711 --> 01:04:04,111
- Santiago Arechavaleta.
1017
01:04:04,244 --> 01:04:07,214
Party for five.
- Ooh, yeah.
1018
01:04:10,217 --> 01:04:13,253
- Fancy.
- This is very fancy.
1019
01:04:15,122 --> 01:04:18,125
- After dinner, we get in
the car and drive away.
1020
01:04:18,859 --> 01:04:20,994
- Santiago, no, no, no, no.
1021
01:04:21,128 --> 01:04:22,930
We can't just leave them here.
1022
01:04:23,063 --> 01:04:24,465
- Well of course we can.
1023
01:04:24,599 --> 01:04:27,836
We are not responsible
for their entire vacation.
1024
01:04:27,968 --> 01:04:29,503
- Santiago.
1025
01:04:29,637 --> 01:04:33,675
- He jumped out of a tree
today so he can't sue us now.
1026
01:04:33,808 --> 01:04:36,210
He's obviously 100% recovered.
1027
01:04:36,343 --> 01:04:38,580
I have the video on my phone.
1028
01:04:40,648 --> 01:04:42,049
- Hey.
1029
01:04:42,182 --> 01:04:43,551
- Do you want wine?
1030
01:04:43,685 --> 01:04:45,219
- Oh uh, psh.
1031
01:04:45,352 --> 01:04:46,887
Yeah.
- You choose the kind.
1032
01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:48,556
- No, no, no. I choose.
1033
01:04:48,690 --> 01:04:49,890
- Okay.
- Okay.
1034
01:04:50,023 --> 01:04:52,159
- What would you like?
1035
01:04:52,292 --> 01:04:54,829
- Ribera del Duero? Bordeaux?
1036
01:04:54,962 --> 01:04:55,864
- I can go for the...
1037
01:04:58,633 --> 01:04:59,601
- Okay.
1038
01:05:01,135 --> 01:05:02,136
- You've been here before?
1039
01:05:02,269 --> 01:05:03,872
- So many times.
- So many times?
1040
01:05:04,004 --> 01:05:09,443
- Theo, if you ever need a
story, I made this for you.
1041
01:05:19,554 --> 01:05:20,855
- Thank you.
1042
01:05:20,988 --> 01:05:22,857
- You're welcome.
1043
01:05:29,864 --> 01:05:31,498
- These are great.
1044
01:05:38,038 --> 01:05:40,207
- Look at that.
1045
01:05:41,008 --> 01:05:42,176
Wow.
- Wow.
1046
01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:50,852
- Honey?
1047
01:05:50,984 --> 01:05:52,953
We got the cover.
1048
01:05:53,086 --> 01:05:54,722
Conde Nast, baby!
1049
01:05:55,723 --> 01:05:57,057
- Fantastico!
1050
01:05:58,793 --> 01:05:59,727
- Let's celebrate!
1051
01:05:59,861 --> 01:06:01,161
- Oh, thank you, honey.
1052
01:06:01,295 --> 01:06:02,697
- Cheers, huh?
- Cheers.
1053
01:06:04,064 --> 01:06:06,634
This is the biggest travel magazine ever
1054
01:06:06,768 --> 01:06:07,869
- Champagne, por favor.
1055
01:06:08,001 --> 01:06:10,070
- Congrats. Whatever's going on, good.
1056
01:06:11,138 --> 01:06:13,073
- Champagne, madam?
- Mm.
1057
01:06:13,207 --> 01:06:14,441
- Let me open it.
1058
01:06:16,043 --> 01:06:18,111
I've always wanted to try this.
1059
01:06:18,245 --> 01:06:19,413
- Go for it.
1060
01:06:21,683 --> 01:06:22,717
- We deserve this.
1061
01:06:24,084 --> 01:06:25,653
- To success.
1062
01:06:37,699 --> 01:06:38,465
- Oh my god!
1063
01:06:39,333 --> 01:06:40,602
- His thumb's gone.
1064
01:06:44,037 --> 01:06:46,173
- And I know, right?
1065
01:06:47,876 --> 01:06:49,109
- Excuse me.
1066
01:06:52,412 --> 01:06:54,883
- Nice as always, and I said the same.
1067
01:06:55,015 --> 01:06:56,183
Hm?
1068
01:06:56,316 --> 01:06:58,252
- Excuse me.
- What is it?
1069
01:06:58,385 --> 01:06:59,486
- I'm gonna need this.
1070
01:06:59,621 --> 01:07:00,354
- Oh?
1071
01:07:00,487 --> 01:07:01,388
What?
1072
01:07:05,927 --> 01:07:06,794
- Thank you.
1073
01:07:06,928 --> 01:07:08,630
Sorry. Ladies.
1074
01:07:11,900 --> 01:07:12,800
- Wha...
1075
01:07:20,008 --> 01:07:21,241
- Take that.
1076
01:07:22,944 --> 01:07:24,144
Dad?
1077
01:07:24,278 --> 01:07:26,213
Do you wanna play?
1078
01:07:26,346 --> 01:07:29,216
- I'd love to, but they just sewed
1079
01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:31,285
my thumb back on 30 minutes ago.
1080
01:07:32,319 --> 01:07:33,487
Thumbs are important.
1081
01:07:34,121 --> 01:07:35,523
What separates us from the apes.
1082
01:07:35,657 --> 01:07:36,558
- Yes.
1083
01:07:39,426 --> 01:07:41,461
Dad, apes have thumbs.
1084
01:07:42,329 --> 01:07:44,231
- Well, let's agree to disagree.
1085
01:07:45,499 --> 01:07:47,167
All right, let me in there.
1086
01:07:50,404 --> 01:07:51,739
- Yes.
1087
01:07:51,873 --> 01:07:52,740
- Come here.
1088
01:07:54,008 --> 01:07:54,909
- Which one am I?
1089
01:07:55,043 --> 01:07:56,443
- You're the one losing.
1090
01:08:00,882 --> 01:08:01,950
- What were you thinking?
1091
01:08:02,082 --> 01:08:03,985
He's gonna take everything we have now.
1092
01:08:05,085 --> 01:08:06,386
- Me?
1093
01:08:06,521 --> 01:08:08,957
You were the one who
ordered the champagne.
1094
01:08:09,089 --> 01:08:10,257
- Seriously?
1095
01:08:11,491 --> 01:08:12,760
- Think about this.
1096
01:08:12,894 --> 01:08:14,862
You don't have to worry
because we are friends
1097
01:08:14,996 --> 01:08:17,097
and friends don't sue friends.
1098
01:08:19,433 --> 01:08:21,869
- Friends don't cut off
other friend's fingers.
1099
01:08:26,007 --> 01:08:27,107
Come here.
1100
01:08:50,497 --> 01:08:51,833
- What is that?
1101
01:08:58,205 --> 01:09:00,775
- This was my mom's scarf.
1102
01:09:05,379 --> 01:09:07,915
It doesn't smell like her anymore.
1103
01:09:09,817 --> 01:09:10,852
- I'm sorry, Theo.
1104
01:09:12,987 --> 01:09:15,188
I made you another drawing.
1105
01:09:15,322 --> 01:09:17,290
- What is it?
1106
01:09:20,662 --> 01:09:22,563
- It's a monarch butterfly.
1107
01:09:23,831 --> 01:09:25,198
Have you heard of them?
1108
01:09:25,833 --> 01:09:27,001
- No.
1109
01:09:27,135 --> 01:09:30,138
- The monarch butterfly
lays her egg under a leaf.
1110
01:09:30,838 --> 01:09:33,941
The mom only lives for two or three week
1111
01:09:34,075 --> 01:09:35,409
but her dream is for her baby
1112
01:09:35,543 --> 01:09:39,580
to fly even farther than
she did and to have fun.
1113
01:09:40,313 --> 01:09:44,217
- But, but why would she leave?
1114
01:09:45,553 --> 01:09:48,923
- 'Cause she knows that
one day all the butterflies
1115
01:09:49,057 --> 01:09:51,191
will be together again in paradise.
1116
01:09:56,396 --> 01:09:58,298
- Why do you draw?
1117
01:09:58,432 --> 01:10:02,335
- It's like the opposite
of math. I love it.
1118
01:10:04,304 --> 01:10:05,439
What do you love?
1119
01:10:07,942 --> 01:10:09,110
- I don't know.
1120
01:10:09,242 --> 01:10:11,112
I never really thought about it.
1121
01:10:11,244 --> 01:10:12,780
- Did you have fun today?
1122
01:10:13,915 --> 01:10:15,750
- Yeah, I did.
1123
01:10:15,883 --> 01:10:18,251
- Good, 'cause if you said you didn't,
1124
01:10:18,385 --> 01:10:19,987
I would've hit you with this.
1125
01:10:29,030 --> 01:10:29,931
- Hey.
1126
01:10:31,398 --> 01:10:32,967
What's going on here?
1127
01:10:33,101 --> 01:10:34,334
Time out!
1128
01:10:35,302 --> 01:10:36,938
Give me that.
1129
01:10:37,071 --> 01:10:37,939
All right.
1130
01:10:40,074 --> 01:10:41,542
Time out over!
1131
01:10:45,179 --> 01:10:46,948
Watch the thumb.
1132
01:10:47,081 --> 01:10:48,315
- Time out!
1133
01:10:49,249 --> 01:10:50,417
But don't punch me in the face
1134
01:10:50,551 --> 01:10:52,452
because I'm a blogger, okay?
1135
01:10:53,121 --> 01:10:53,855
Time out's over!
1136
01:11:00,494 --> 01:11:01,696
- Time out!
1137
01:11:02,496 --> 01:11:03,664
Time out over!
1138
01:11:08,603 --> 01:11:10,337
- That was you this time.
1139
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:22,415
You're fine. You're perfect.
1140
01:11:22,550 --> 01:11:23,751
It's nothing.
1141
01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:41,903
- Look at the beautiful mountains!
1142
01:11:56,517 --> 01:11:58,351
- Okay, Theo, say somethin'.
1143
01:11:58,485 --> 01:11:59,587
- What do I say?
1144
01:12:00,288 --> 01:12:01,388
- Anything.
1145
01:12:02,455 --> 01:12:04,225
- Can you hear me now?
1146
01:12:04,357 --> 01:12:05,293
- Nope.
1147
01:12:11,165 --> 01:12:12,365
- Can I see those?
1148
01:12:13,968 --> 01:12:14,769
- These?
1149
01:12:21,742 --> 01:12:23,778
- These are excellent.
1150
01:12:25,813 --> 01:12:28,115
So do you come up with all these?
1151
01:12:28,249 --> 01:12:31,619
- Well, my dad tells the
stories, then I draw them.
1152
01:12:31,752 --> 01:12:33,855
We're a storytelling team.
1153
01:12:35,056 --> 01:12:35,957
- Oh.
1154
01:12:37,758 --> 01:12:39,760
Oh my god, I think other children
1155
01:12:39,894 --> 01:12:43,231
would absolutely love
your stories and drawings.
1156
01:12:43,363 --> 01:12:47,101
- I hope so. I'm gonna be a
cartoonist when I grow up.
1157
01:12:49,537 --> 01:12:53,274
- Well, Meara, I can't promise anything,
1158
01:12:53,406 --> 01:12:58,179
but the woman we work for runs
a book publishing company.
1159
01:12:58,312 --> 01:13:00,514
We're meeting her tomorrow on her plane
1160
01:13:00,648 --> 01:13:03,017
and I think that she might like this.
1161
01:13:03,751 --> 01:13:05,119
Who knows what could happen.
1162
01:13:06,888 --> 01:13:07,622
- Really?
1163
01:13:07,755 --> 01:13:09,389
That was be amazerrific.
1164
01:13:13,426 --> 01:13:15,129
- I love that word.
1165
01:13:20,768 --> 01:13:22,970
- This is my favorite song.
1166
01:13:34,215 --> 01:13:35,750
- Hey, baby.
1167
01:13:38,019 --> 01:13:38,953
Yeah.
1168
01:13:46,661 --> 01:13:48,296
Hey, baby.
1169
01:13:48,428 --> 01:13:50,197
Oh, we had a terrific time.
1170
01:13:50,331 --> 01:13:52,400
- Oh, I can't wait to see you guys.
1171
01:13:52,533 --> 01:13:54,702
I'm glad Meara had a good time.
1172
01:13:56,037 --> 01:13:57,470
- Yeah.
1173
01:13:57,605 --> 01:14:00,641
- You made it happen for her. Thank you.
1174
01:14:00,775 --> 01:14:02,910
- Ah, I just got lucky.
1175
01:14:04,312 --> 01:14:07,548
Hey, Megan, when I get back,
I'm gonna take that job
1176
01:14:07,682 --> 01:14:09,482
as a a bagger at the store.
1177
01:14:11,419 --> 01:14:12,586
- Are you serious?
1178
01:14:13,387 --> 01:14:16,090
- Yeah, my inventing days are behind me.
1179
01:14:19,994 --> 01:14:23,197
- All right, we can talk about
it when you get back, okay?
1180
01:14:24,632 --> 01:14:25,800
- I love you.
1181
01:14:25,933 --> 01:14:28,970
- Tell Meara I love her and I love you.
1182
01:14:50,591 --> 01:14:51,826
- Oh my god.
1183
01:14:51,959 --> 01:14:53,394
Oh, no.
1184
01:14:53,527 --> 01:14:54,729
Are you okay?
1185
01:15:13,481 --> 01:15:14,949
- I want to thank both of you
1186
01:15:15,082 --> 01:15:19,720
for giving Meara the best
spring break of her life.
1187
01:15:19,854 --> 01:15:22,390
- Oh, are you kidding?
1188
01:15:22,523 --> 01:15:23,624
Thank you.
1189
01:15:23,758 --> 01:15:25,426
Santiago and I had a blast
1190
01:15:25,559 --> 01:15:28,229
and Theo is laughing again.
1191
01:15:28,362 --> 01:15:32,199
Having you and Meara
with us was amazerrific.
1192
01:15:35,603 --> 01:15:37,238
- So nice of you.
1193
01:15:38,672 --> 01:15:39,974
The truth is...
1194
01:15:43,377 --> 01:15:45,846
I'm just an unsuccessful inventor
1195
01:15:47,982 --> 01:15:49,417
who was trying to show his daughter
1196
01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:51,919
a good time on spring break.
1197
01:15:53,687 --> 01:15:55,990
And I was failing miserably at it
1198
01:15:58,492 --> 01:15:59,593
until you ran over me.
1199
01:15:59,727 --> 01:16:00,661
- Oh.
1200
01:16:02,863 --> 01:16:05,266
- Sorry. It was my pleasure.
1201
01:16:08,002 --> 01:16:09,770
- Now I feel terrible.
1202
01:16:11,172 --> 01:16:11,939
- Why?
1203
01:16:12,073 --> 01:16:12,973
- Why?
1204
01:16:14,543 --> 01:16:18,612
- I'm sorry, but I have to give you this
1205
01:16:18,746 --> 01:16:23,984
- What?
1206
01:16:24,919 --> 01:16:26,620
- You are suing us.
1207
01:16:26,754 --> 01:16:27,822
See, I knew it.
1208
01:16:27,955 --> 01:16:28,756
I knew it.
- I can't believe
1209
01:16:28,889 --> 01:16:30,091
you'd do this to us.
1210
01:16:30,224 --> 01:16:31,425
- Listen.
1211
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:36,330
"I, Larry Buble, like
Michael Buble..."
1212
01:16:39,568 --> 01:16:44,338
"Promise never to sue my dear friends
1213
01:16:44,472 --> 01:16:47,708
Santiago and Fernanda Arechavaleta."
1214
01:16:48,742 --> 01:16:50,644
- La-la-la...
1215
01:16:56,417 --> 01:16:58,119
Friends don't sue friends.
1216
01:16:58,252 --> 01:16:59,186
- Oh.
1217
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:01,489
- Te como la cara!
1218
01:17:02,490 --> 01:17:03,525
Ah!
1219
01:17:04,658 --> 01:17:05,392
No!
- Oh, I'm sorry!
1220
01:17:13,801 --> 01:17:15,102
- Thank you.
1221
01:17:15,236 --> 01:17:16,237
I got her.
1222
01:17:16,370 --> 01:17:17,771
- Okay.
- All right.
1223
01:17:17,905 --> 01:17:20,074
- We got you the same
room we had at The Villa.
1224
01:17:21,275 --> 01:17:22,611
- Here is the key.
1225
01:17:22,743 --> 01:17:23,844
- Oh.
1226
01:17:24,745 --> 01:17:25,713
Thank you.
1227
01:17:25,846 --> 01:17:27,815
- See you tomorrow at the airport.
1228
01:17:29,717 --> 01:17:31,152
- Thank you for everything.
1229
01:17:44,798 --> 01:17:45,933
- Dad?
1230
01:17:47,602 --> 01:17:51,071
Do you think the publisher
lady is gonna like my drawings?
1231
01:17:51,205 --> 01:17:54,141
- Oh, she's gonna love them.
1232
01:18:01,148 --> 01:18:02,049
- Dad?
1233
01:18:03,083 --> 01:18:03,951
- Yeah?
1234
01:18:04,084 --> 01:18:06,320
- Did you mean what you said last night?
1235
01:18:08,255 --> 01:18:09,423
- What was that?
1236
01:18:09,558 --> 01:18:12,226
- That you're gonna take
that job as a bagger.
1237
01:18:16,897 --> 01:18:18,365
- That's a good job, baby.
1238
01:18:20,635 --> 01:18:24,271
- But it's not your dream.
1239
01:18:24,405 --> 01:18:26,340
Inventing is your dream.
1240
01:18:29,310 --> 01:18:33,914
- Sometimes when you have
a dream, you wake up.
1241
01:18:43,157 --> 01:18:46,860
Besides, you and your
mom are the best dream
1242
01:18:46,994 --> 01:18:48,429
I could ever have, anyway.
1243
01:18:52,534 --> 01:18:53,434
Now come on.
1244
01:18:55,537 --> 01:18:56,737
Let's do this.
1245
01:18:57,938 --> 01:18:59,507
Let's go.
1246
01:18:59,641 --> 01:19:01,576
Come on.
1247
01:19:01,710 --> 01:19:02,443
- Good bye.
1248
01:19:02,577 --> 01:19:03,477
- Bye!
1249
01:19:03,612 --> 01:19:04,512
- Bye.
1250
01:19:16,757 --> 01:19:18,192
Best spring break ever.
1251
01:19:19,026 --> 01:19:20,361
- I had an awesome time.
1252
01:19:31,071 --> 01:19:32,239
- We're doing it.
1253
01:19:34,074 --> 01:19:35,809
- I can't wait to see Theo.
1254
01:19:36,777 --> 01:19:37,978
- Woo!
1255
01:19:38,112 --> 01:19:41,282
- This little girl is so talented.
1256
01:19:41,415 --> 01:19:44,485
I promise, you won't be disappointed.
1257
01:19:54,128 --> 01:19:55,462
- You ready?
- Yeah.
1258
01:19:57,965 --> 01:20:00,434
- We are doin' it. We're doin' it.
1259
01:20:02,436 --> 01:20:02,970
What?
1260
01:20:03,103 --> 01:20:04,539
No, no, no. No.
1261
01:20:04,673 --> 01:20:06,173
No, no, no, no, no.
1262
01:20:06,307 --> 01:20:08,442
- What's the matter?
1263
01:20:08,576 --> 01:20:10,712
- Don't do this to me, no.
1264
01:20:10,844 --> 01:20:13,047
- What's the matter?
1265
01:20:13,180 --> 01:20:15,149
- You're gonna have to drive.
- What?
1266
01:20:15,282 --> 01:20:16,651
- You're gonna have to drive.
1267
01:20:16,785 --> 01:20:18,819
- I don't have my driver's
license yet. I'm eight!
1268
01:20:18,952 --> 01:20:22,323
- You can steer, like you did before.
1269
01:20:24,559 --> 01:20:27,294
- Santiago, are your
friends coming or not?
1270
01:20:28,797 --> 01:20:31,198
I have a meeting in New York I can't mis
1271
01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:34,803
- Let's straighten it out, honey.
1272
01:20:34,935 --> 01:20:37,572
You're doin' great, we're gonna make it!
1273
01:20:41,008 --> 01:20:41,810
We're gonna make it.
1274
01:20:41,942 --> 01:20:42,843
We're gonna make it.
1275
01:20:42,976 --> 01:20:43,944
Just keep going straight.
1276
01:20:44,078 --> 01:20:44,945
You're doin' good, I love you.
1277
01:20:45,079 --> 01:20:46,380
We're gonna make it.
1278
01:20:46,514 --> 01:20:49,584
- Can we please give
it a few more minutes?
1279
01:20:49,718 --> 01:20:51,852
- We would be so grateful.
1280
01:20:52,754 --> 01:20:53,921
- Five minutes.
1281
01:20:55,657 --> 01:20:59,026
- To the airport.
1282
01:20:59,159 --> 01:21:00,394
- Okay, all right.
1283
01:21:00,528 --> 01:21:01,529
Okay.
1284
01:21:01,663 --> 01:21:02,831
Let's go.
1285
01:21:02,963 --> 01:21:04,164
We gotta run for it.
1286
01:21:04,298 --> 01:21:05,567
Run for it. We're gonna make it.
1287
01:21:05,700 --> 01:21:07,535
Come on, honey, hold my hand.
1288
01:21:07,669 --> 01:21:09,002
We're gonna go.
1289
01:21:09,136 --> 01:21:09,771
- We're gonna make it.
- We're gonna make it.
1290
01:21:09,903 --> 01:21:10,672
We got it.
1291
01:21:10,805 --> 01:21:11,706
Come on.
1292
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:12,940
Come on.
1293
01:21:21,649 --> 01:21:24,952
- Ma'am, we're at risk of
losing our takeoff window.
1294
01:21:27,121 --> 01:21:28,355
- I'm sorry.
1295
01:21:35,697 --> 01:21:37,665
- We're gonna make it.
- We're gonna make it!
1296
01:21:37,799 --> 01:21:40,300
- We're gonna make it.
We're gonna make it.
1297
01:21:40,434 --> 01:21:41,435
Come on.
1298
01:21:41,569 --> 01:21:42,537
We're gonna make it.
1299
01:21:42,670 --> 01:21:43,638
Come on.
1300
01:21:47,408 --> 01:21:48,342
Hi.
1301
01:21:48,475 --> 01:21:51,145
We're here for the Arechavaleta jet?
1302
01:21:51,278 --> 01:21:54,114
- Oh, I'm sorry. The plane just took off
1303
01:22:00,487 --> 01:22:03,558
- Can you turn the plane around?
1304
01:22:03,691 --> 01:22:05,392
- I can't, sweetie.
1305
01:22:18,172 --> 01:22:19,406
- I'm sorry.
1306
01:22:20,207 --> 01:22:23,511
- I didn't get a chance
to say bye to Theo!
1307
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:26,581
- Meara.
1308
01:22:29,416 --> 01:22:30,350
Meara.
1309
01:22:30,484 --> 01:22:31,385
Meara.
1310
01:23:25,172 --> 01:23:28,408
- I told you not to break her heart.
1311
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:13,581
- Meara...
1312
01:25:17,117 --> 01:25:18,418
I'm really...
1313
01:25:19,821 --> 01:25:21,388
I'm really sorry.
1314
01:25:28,428 --> 01:25:30,397
Meara, don't. Meara.
1315
01:25:32,232 --> 01:25:34,167
- Why not? You quit.
1316
01:25:34,301 --> 01:25:35,870
- Oh, sweetheart.
1317
01:25:53,453 --> 01:25:54,889
- We'll fix it.
1318
01:26:02,329 --> 01:26:03,497
I love you.
1319
01:26:34,662 --> 01:26:36,263
- It was fantastic.
1320
01:26:36,396 --> 01:26:37,832
I loved it.
1321
01:26:37,965 --> 01:26:38,866
- Wow.
1322
01:27:19,774 --> 01:27:20,541
- Hey.
1323
01:27:20,675 --> 01:27:22,409
Watermelons and tampons.
1324
01:27:22,543 --> 01:27:23,410
What a night.
1325
01:27:47,835 --> 01:27:48,736
- Theo!
1326
01:27:50,605 --> 01:27:55,610
- Hi.
1327
01:28:00,548 --> 01:28:01,516
- Hi Karen.
1328
01:28:01,649 --> 01:28:03,017
- I can't find Meara.
1329
01:28:04,051 --> 01:28:05,219
She's not here.
1330
01:28:05,352 --> 01:28:06,954
- What do you mean she's not there?
1331
01:28:07,088 --> 01:28:08,488
- She's not here.
1332
01:28:08,623 --> 01:28:10,558
- Karen can't find Meara.
1333
01:28:10,691 --> 01:28:11,391
- What?
1334
01:28:11,526 --> 01:28:12,325
- Did you ask her teacher?
1335
01:28:12,459 --> 01:28:13,227
- I've been everywhere.
1336
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:14,662
She's not here.
1337
01:28:14,796 --> 01:28:15,696
- Larry, she
can't find her anywhere.
1338
01:28:15,830 --> 01:28:17,131
She doesn't know where Meara is.
1339
01:28:17,265 --> 01:28:18,232
- We'll find her.
1340
01:28:18,365 --> 01:28:21,202
I promise you, we'll find her.
1341
01:28:24,572 --> 01:28:26,306
- I'm gonna go look inside again
1342
01:28:26,439 --> 01:28:27,542
- Okay.
1343
01:28:29,043 --> 01:28:29,777
Meara!
1344
01:28:34,282 --> 01:28:36,083
- Look at this.
1345
01:28:40,154 --> 01:28:42,790
- Meara, your book.
1346
01:28:42,924 --> 01:28:43,825
- Meara.
1347
01:28:56,537 --> 01:28:58,139
- I can't believe it.
1348
01:29:14,655 --> 01:29:18,326
♪ I'm not surprised not everything lasts
1349
01:29:20,995 --> 01:29:21,996
- Thanks.
1350
01:29:23,030 --> 01:29:23,798
There you go.
1351
01:29:23,931 --> 01:29:25,233
- Hi, what's your name?
- Ben.
1352
01:29:25,365 --> 01:29:26,466
- Hi, Ben.
1353
01:29:32,106 --> 01:29:33,274
- Meara.
1354
01:29:33,406 --> 01:29:34,642
- Hi.
1355
01:29:34,775 --> 01:29:37,044
- I love your book. Can
I have your autograph?
1356
01:29:37,178 --> 01:29:38,746
- You got it.
1357
01:29:43,751 --> 01:29:45,385
- Hi, Meara.
1358
01:29:45,519 --> 01:29:47,255
Your book is amazing.
1359
01:29:47,387 --> 01:29:48,388
- It was awesome.
1360
01:29:48,522 --> 01:29:49,724
- We loved it.
1361
01:29:50,625 --> 01:29:52,392
- Aww, thank you.
1362
01:29:52,526 --> 01:29:54,362
See you at school.
1363
01:29:54,528 --> 01:29:55,529
Bye.
1364
01:29:57,198 --> 01:29:58,566
Poop faces.
1365
01:30:00,067 --> 01:30:01,936
- Hi Megan. Is Larry there?
1366
01:30:02,069 --> 01:30:03,470
- Oh my god.
1367
01:30:03,604 --> 01:30:05,106
Babe.
- What?
1368
01:30:05,239 --> 01:30:09,210
- Hey, cousin, it's Michael
Buble, as in Larry Buble.
1369
01:30:09,343 --> 01:30:10,778
- Hey, Michael Buble.
1370
01:30:10,912 --> 01:30:14,148
See, everybody. It's Michael
Buble, we are cousins.
1371
01:30:14,282 --> 01:30:15,549
- Congrats on the book, Larry.
1372
01:30:15,683 --> 01:30:19,419
My wife, my kids and I absolutely love i
1373
01:30:19,553 --> 01:30:20,487
- He loves the book.
1374
01:30:20,621 --> 01:30:22,390
He loves the book.
1375
01:30:22,523 --> 01:30:23,624
Hey, we're huge fans.
1376
01:30:23,758 --> 01:30:24,892
- Oh, thanks, Larry.
1377
01:30:25,026 --> 01:30:27,128
- Not just at Christmas.
1378
01:30:27,261 --> 01:30:28,329
- Okay, thanks, Lar.
1379
01:30:28,495 --> 01:30:29,830
Listen, I actually gotta get goin'-
1380
01:30:29,964 --> 01:30:31,899
- Are you happily married?
On a scale of one to 10.
1381
01:30:32,033 --> 01:30:33,267
If it's anything below a nine,
1382
01:30:33,401 --> 01:30:35,336
I'm on a plane right now.
1383
01:30:35,468 --> 01:30:36,570
- Give me that!
1384
01:30:36,704 --> 01:30:38,105
- Hey, it's great to talk to you Larry,
1385
01:30:38,239 --> 01:30:39,206
but I really gotta run.
1386
01:30:39,340 --> 01:30:40,508
I gotta jump on stage.
1387
01:30:40,641 --> 01:30:43,344
- Hey Michael, I feel like I know you.
1388
01:30:46,647 --> 01:30:48,049
Hello? Michael?
1389
01:30:48,182 --> 01:30:49,650
We got disconnected.
1390
01:30:49,784 --> 01:30:52,286
That Canadian cell service
is terrible.
1391
01:30:52,420 --> 01:30:53,688
Hey Michael? Michael?
1392
01:30:58,292 --> 01:30:59,459
- Larry!
1393
01:30:59,593 --> 01:31:00,528
- You.
1394
01:31:02,263 --> 01:31:04,532
- Inventor of the Hula Poop.
1395
01:31:04,665 --> 01:31:06,767
I've been looking everywhere for you.
1396
01:31:08,602 --> 01:31:12,173
I got a check for $25,000 for you.
1397
01:31:12,306 --> 01:31:13,174
- What?
1398
01:31:14,442 --> 01:31:17,545
- Yeah, this is huge. Taiwan, South Kore
1399
01:31:19,347 --> 01:31:20,480
Right, okay? So?
1400
01:31:20,614 --> 01:31:21,515
- I'm in.
1401
01:31:23,050 --> 01:31:26,887
- $750,000 goes
into a small tin can...
1402
01:31:28,155 --> 01:31:29,590
- Excuse us.
1403
01:31:29,724 --> 01:31:32,360
May I have your autograph?
1404
01:31:32,492 --> 01:31:33,294
- What is it?
1405
01:31:33,427 --> 01:31:35,529
- It's a book contract.
1406
01:31:35,663 --> 01:31:38,165
Florence want you guys to do another one
1407
01:31:39,367 --> 01:31:41,235
- Oh my, this is amazing!
1408
01:31:41,369 --> 01:31:44,305
- Yes!
1409
01:31:44,438 --> 01:31:46,941
- Hey, summer vacation's coming up.
1410
01:31:47,074 --> 01:31:49,076
- Summer. Where are we goin'?
1411
01:31:49,210 --> 01:31:50,144
Summer.
1412
01:31:50,277 --> 01:31:51,245
- Nowhere.
1413
01:31:51,379 --> 01:31:52,646
- Yeah no, we're coming with you.
1414
01:31:52,780 --> 01:31:53,948
- No, no, no, no.
1415
01:32:05,092 --> 01:32:07,228
- Wait for us!
- We're coming!
1416
01:32:07,361 --> 01:32:08,429
- Come on!
1417
01:32:24,412 --> 01:32:27,114
- Thank you for watching our movie.
1418
01:32:34,455 --> 01:32:37,491
- Dad, tell me another
one of your stories.
1419
01:32:37,625 --> 01:32:39,994
I'll draw a cartoon.
1420
01:32:40,127 --> 01:32:41,028
- Okay.
1421
01:32:41,896 --> 01:32:43,998
Once upon a time, there was a princess
1422
01:32:44,131 --> 01:32:47,001
who didn't appreciate Jack Squat.
1423
01:32:47,134 --> 01:32:48,102
- Jack who?
1424
01:32:48,235 --> 01:32:50,271
- Jack Squat, the frog.
1425
01:32:50,971 --> 01:32:52,907
You see Jack Squat was a frog
1426
01:32:53,607 --> 01:32:57,546
who worked for a princess
that never said thank you.
1427
01:32:57,678 --> 01:32:59,447
- Not even once?
1428
01:32:59,580 --> 01:33:00,981
- Not even once.
1429
01:33:03,818 --> 01:33:06,687
Jack Squat did everything
for the young princess.
1430
01:33:06,821 --> 01:33:09,857
He cut up her food, he
put it in her mouth.
1431
01:33:09,990 --> 01:33:13,327
Jack Squat brushed her hair and her teet
1432
01:33:13,461 --> 01:33:15,062
with the same brush, of course.
1433
01:33:15,196 --> 01:33:18,065
- Ew, gross, why didn't
he use a toothbrush?
1434
01:33:18,199 --> 01:33:20,801
- That's a question for Jack Squat.
1435
01:33:23,037 --> 01:33:26,407
One day after Jack helped
the princess chew her food
1436
01:33:26,541 --> 01:33:27,975
and blink her eyeballs,
1437
01:33:28,109 --> 01:33:33,147
Jack waited for a thank
you, but it never came.
1438
01:33:33,280 --> 01:33:35,049
So Jack said to himself,
1439
01:33:35,182 --> 01:33:38,719
"This princess doesn't
appreciate Jack Squat."
1440
01:33:38,853 --> 01:33:41,556
So Jack Squat went back to his pond.
1441
01:33:41,689 --> 01:33:43,858
One day, he found a pink hair ribbon
1442
01:33:43,991 --> 01:33:46,427
that belonged to a beautiful princess.
1443
01:33:47,061 --> 01:33:48,597
When Jack returned the ribbon,
1444
01:33:48,762 --> 01:33:52,733
the princess kissed Jack on
the cheek to say thank you.
1445
01:33:53,634 --> 01:33:55,102
And with that kiss,
1446
01:33:56,170 --> 01:33:58,973
Jack turned into a handsome young prince
1447
01:33:59,106 --> 01:34:00,708
and the two were married.
1448
01:34:01,543 --> 01:34:04,478
At the wedding, the princess
who never said thank you
1449
01:34:04,613 --> 01:34:08,282
came by, but she wasn't able to eat
1450
01:34:08,415 --> 01:34:09,817
any of the wedding cake
1451
01:34:09,950 --> 01:34:12,019
because she didn't have
anybody to help her chew it.
1452
01:34:12,153 --> 01:34:13,888
- Did the princess realize
1453
01:34:14,021 --> 01:34:16,123
that the handsome prince was Jack?
1454
01:34:16,257 --> 01:34:17,491
- Nope.
1455
01:34:17,626 --> 01:34:19,226
The princess didn't
recognize the handsome prince
1456
01:34:19,360 --> 01:34:22,897
because she didn't appreciate Jack Squat
1457
01:36:28,922 --> 01:36:31,559
- Brilliant! I love it.
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