All language subtitles for Batman S01E08 - Rats Like Cheese-eng

We have already seen
icy pavements in July.

Shivers! It must be..

Mr. Freeze strikes again.

He's after big ice cubes.

He cooled the guard.

He gave everybody the slip.

Will the real Batman
please stand up.

Curses! Foiled again!

But wait!
A new clue.

A princess in distress.

The dynamic duo
to the rescue.

Blow hot!

Blow cold.

Horrors!
Frozen stiff.

But wait. The most
chilling is yet to come.

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Midnight, in the super
hypotherm deicefyer chamber

mark 7
of the Gotham City Hospital

two lonely figures lie quiet.

Peaceful. Serene.

Instant freezing.

- Deadly!
- Oh!

If I could only get me mitts on
that dastardly Mr. Freeze..

Patience, O'Hara. No public
official elected by the people

can allow his emotions to
overrule his dedication to duty.

And carrying out
the due process of law.

- Is there a chance?
- What do you want? Miracles?

I'm doin' the best I can.
The best I can do.

- And that's all I can do.
- Easy, now, Vince.

This has been tough
on all of us.

If I can just raise their body
temperature, gradually enough.

There's an outside chance,
but it's tricky.

One degree
too much...too soon.

It'll be a long
and worrisome vigil, I fear.

Two such magnificent
specimens of manhood.

Why?

- The saints be praised!
- Look!

We interrupt our regular program
to repeat this earlier bulletin.

Batman and Robin are alive.
Repeat, are alive.

'After the almost fatal
and most mysterious attack'

'on them last night.'

The dynamic duo were instantly
frozen by an unknown assailant

who robbed Princess Sandra
escaping with the famed

Ghiaccio Circulo diamond.

'The would-be killer
is still at large.'

'And now, back to Gotham City
stadium for the ceremonies'

'preceding today's game
between the Eagles'

'and the Windy City Wildcats.'

- Uh, Boss.
- Come in, Mole.

I-I can't.

Oh, I'm sorry.

How did it go?

Operation Big Diamond
accomplished.

- Good.
- Where do you want it?

In here where
I can see it.

And tell airplane
to zoom-zoom-zoom.

Right, boss.

Ah, Batman,
you still live.

But only for a short time.

I now have the most precious
diamond of all in my possession.

And to get it back,
you must die.

Die! Die!

'From Bruce Wayne's private box
in Gotham City's new stadium.'

'Princess Sandra of Molino
is getting ready to toss out'

'the first ball at this
great charity game between'

'the two deadliest rivals
in any baseball league.'

'It's a beautiful day.
A b-eautiful day.'

'But no more beautiful than
the lovely princess herself.'

May I?

Well, I'm-I'm sure I can't pitch
like your great Paul Diamante

but, why, I do
have a few curves.

Play ball.

Oh, I'm so excited.

And part of it is
seeing you again.

I'm just sorry
the circumstances

couldn't have been
more favorable.

Losing the Ghiaccio Circulo
diamond last night.

Oh, that.

Well, just be thankful that
my servant and those two simply

magnificent creatures, Batman
and Robin are still alive.

I'd give anything
to meet them someday.

- Socially, of course.
- Perhaps you may..

...someday.

I'm dying to watch
Paul Diamante pitch.

Is he really as
good as they say?

Better! Like
real cool, ma'am..

I mean, Your Royal Highness.

'Attention,
your attention, please.'

'Change in the line-up.'

'Pitcher for the Gotham
City Eagles, number 77'

'Denny Allen
for Paul Diamante.'

'Apparently, Paul Diamante is..'

'Well, we're not sure
what happened.'

I don't understand.

I'm beginning to.

Diamante means
diamond in Spanish.

Mr. Freeze.

I thought Batman was out of
danger. What does this mean?

Uh, if you'll excuse us,
princess. I'm sorry.

I've forgotten that
we have a board meeting at

the Bruce Wayne Foundation
scheduled for this afternoon.

Can't miss a board meeting.

Well, I never..

Our only clue. According
to Diamante's landlady

These three rather
disreputable men

visited Diamante's apartment
this morning.

When she up to clean
the apartment

..no Diamante,
only this note.

"You will soon
hear my terms."

That's all?

- And this.
- Mr. Freeze. Who else?

Afraid you're right.

Commissioner Gordon speaking.

'Ah-ha-ha, commissioner.
You still there?'

We're all here, listening.
Chief O'Hara, Batman, Robin.

'Batman, perfect.
Absolutely perfect.'

'You are there and I am here
with your most precious diamond'

'from the baseball diamond.'

'Clever, yeah?
Diamond from the diamond.'

- 'Speak to them.'
- 'This is Paul Diamante.'

'This kookie character
has me holed up out here'

'in the wildest pad.'

- Where, Paul? Where?
- 'Who knows where?'

'Some creeps chloroformed me
this morning, brought me here.'

- Mr. Freeze.
- 'Yeah.'

How much do you want
for Diamante's release?

'How much I want?
Ha ha ha.'

'Nothing, not
one single mark.'

'I mean, uh, cent.'

- 'No money. None.'
- Then what?

'Simple, very simple.'

'I will trade even.
One baseball pitcher...for..'

'...one Batman.'

Absolutely out
of the question.

As protector of our city,
I cannot allow you

to deliberately jeopardize
your very life.

Over me dead body
you'll go.

Sorry, Diamante is
the idol of millions of

impressionable young lads
who look up to him.

He must live to inspire
the youth of today

who will be
the men of tomorrow.

I accept your terms.
Where and when do we meet?

'Alone?'

Alone.

You may speak freely.
No one's listening in.

I'll be there.

Robin, this is one time
I'll have to go out alone.

I gave my word.

A hot flash for
the chilly Mr. Freeze.

Will Robin just stand by?

If Muhammad won't come to
the mountain, Master Dick

the mountain must
come to Muhammad.

Time for afternoon tea.

Holy interruptions.

Who has time for afternoon
tea at a time like this?

Wellington did.
Even at Waterloo.

Well, I suppose a little
extra energy wouldn't hurt.

- Uh, where's Mister Bruce?
- There.

What?

I secretly planted
a homing device on him.

Secretly? Master Dick, am I to
understand that you've been

shadowing the master without
his knowledge or approval?

Holy Sherlock Holmes.
How can I help him

if I don't know
where he is?

- He's in danger then.
- Plenty.

- Where?
- There.

Right in the middle
of nowhere.

You okay, Paul?
Take it easy.

I think so.
Batman?

Take it easy.

I'm prepared to fulfill
my part of the bargain.

Do with me what you will.

Mr. Diamante,
you A-okay?

What happened?
Robin, the boy wonder.

Take it easy. They've got
Batman. I've been following 'em.

I secretly planted
a homing device on him.

Watch that pitching arm.

Later, in the super
refrigerated hideout

of Mr. Freeze

Batman is gradually recovering

after the cowardly attack
behind his back.

My utility belt.

Is this what
you're looking for?

Very ingenious,
this utility belt.

Bat-rope, Bat-arang,
explosives

gas pellets
and other things.

Such imagination.

A most useful thing to have.
When you have it.

If I were you, Batman

I would not try to move
from your nice heated area.

It is not only foolish

to go from a nice warm
76 degrees temperature

to a 50 degree
below zero temperature.

It is also very dangerous
to the system.

You see,
even through your glove

the cold air penetrates
like a thousand needles.

Am I not right?

- I am right.
- You're right, you cold fish.

What next?

That depends.
It depends, uh..

Ultimately of course, you will
die, but how, when, where.

Mercilessly fast
or agonizingly slow.

- Depends.
- Depends on what?

- On you.
- Me?

And me.

On how you act and how
I feel when the time comes.

I-It depends.

You fool.
You fool!

I warned you against sudden
changes in temperature.

The air freezing your lungs.
Yeah?

Cold, frigid, frosty air

freezing your lungs
solid like icicle.

Now you know how
I fell when the air is warm

and I cannot breathe
like you cannot now.

You are freezing, yeah?

If I choose I can make
you freeze to death.

But not yet.

Not yet.

You must not
die too easy.

Now.

Press a button.

Nice warm 76 degrees
temperature.

With this, I control
your every move.

I can decide where you can
go and where you cannot go.

Now, you follow nice
hot path to dining room.

Did I forget to mention that we
have another guest for dinner?

Somebody who just
decided to drop in.

Come-come, you two.

You've scarcely said two words
to each other the whole meal.

What's the matter?
You don't like me roast beef?

Oh, I know.
It's the spinach.

Let the boy go.
He's never done you harm.

His only crime was disobeying
my order not to fallow me

by planting that
homing device on me.

You have my deepest
sympathy, Batman.

Unfortunately, the boy now knows
this hideout so what can I do?

Ah, Baked Alaska.

My favorite dessert.

We will have with it, uh, some
of this very special liqueur.

Chilled ever so slightly.

Uh, 10 seconds in my hands..

...cools it properly.

Uh, 30 seconds for champagne,
and one minute for martini.

- Nice and cold.
- None for me, thank you.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot you do not drink.

Then have your Baked Alaska.

You know, in some ways
I-I'm so sorry that

I have to destroy
such charming people.

- It is a great pity.
- Mr. Freeze..

...give yourself up.

We can get help for you.
Medical help.

In prison?

This I do not believe.

'No, you must pay
for what you did to me.'

For forcing me
to live like this.

Never again to know
the warmth of a summer breeze.

Never to feel the heat of
burning logs in winter time.

Revenge.

That is what I need.

Revenge!
I will have revenge!

Now!

Batman!
The cold!

Sorry, slipped
on the Baked Alaska.

You tried. That's the true
measure of a man.

Whether you win or lose,
to try.

And now, you will know what it
feels like to freeze to death.

Slowly.

Slowly.

Slowly.

Ha ha ha.
Charming, isn't it?

Yeah, very charmed.

Now, I press the button and
there's only room for one.

- Stay!
- No, Batman.

That's an order, boy.

This is fun.

Now, Robin will be able
to watch you die first.

Batman..

In a few seconds you will
not be able to move at all.

Now, tell me, Batman,
how does it feel?

How does it feel
to freeze to death?

Right, on the button.
Turnabout is fair play.

Naturally, you didn't
know I was wearing my

special super thermal
B-long underwear

for extreme cold.

You mean,
you pretended to freeze?

It'll be a colder day
than 50 below zero

before you beat Batman,
Mr. Freeze.

Help me!
Help me!

Freeze him an area
jail cell size.

That should hold him
till we get to the cooler.

Batman!
Up! Up, up!

The guns, drop them.

No-no! Wait, wait!

Back to the cooler,
Dr. Shivel.

Now, gentlemen.

Two against three.

I'd say the odds are even.

Ah! This is..

What took you so long?

I phoned you before I came
in here an hour ago.

We took a wrong turn
off route 49.

'Say "cheese."'

Oh, get hip.
Not cheese.

Mr. Freeze.

Alright, one more, one more.
Thank you, thank you.

Thank you.
Well, commissioner..

Bruce.

Oh, you old stick-in-the-muds.

Off to a silly board meeting in
the middle of a baseball game.

How could you?

Work before
pleasure, princess.

How do you feel
after your ordeal, Paul?

Great! Feel like
pitching tomorrow.

We can sure use you, especially
against those Motor City wheels.

Oh, I wish Batman and Robin
could've been here.

I would love to have thanked
them personally for this.

And for this.

On behalf of all the loyal
Gotham city fans of course.

Oh, there you are, boys.

You're just in
time for the dessert.

Gabriel, bring it in.

Baked Alaska!

Next week, Batman
versus Zelda the Great.

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