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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,130 --> 00:00:04,130 Good morning. 2 00:00:04,150 --> 00:00:05,250 (GRUNTS) 3 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:07,510 Since when do you drink coffee? 4 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:09,590 Since I didn't get any sleep last night. 5 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:12,590 Aw, honey. Bad dreams? 6 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,430 I wish. I had to hear people doing it all night. 7 00:00:16,130 --> 00:00:17,290 Oh. 8 00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:18,390 You heard that? 9 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,350 Yes, and it was disgusting. 10 00:00:22,510 --> 00:00:23,920 I'm sorry. 11 00:00:23,970 --> 00:00:27,190 It's just that your father and I were apart all summer... 12 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,320 Oh, my God. I was talking about Mandy and Georgie. 13 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:31,560 Oh. Right. 14 00:00:31,610 --> 00:00:33,280 Ew! You were doing it, too? 15 00:00:33,330 --> 00:00:36,100 Well, it's... different. 16 00:00:36,150 --> 00:00:37,810 Your father and I are married, 17 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:40,530 so when we're... amorous... 18 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:41,990 I don't want to hear about this. 19 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,700 (GEORGE SR. YAWNS) 20 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:46,030 What's for breakfast? I am hungry. 21 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:47,410 - (CHUCKLES) - Nope. 22 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,860 (SIGHS) 23 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:51,120 - What's her problem? - MISSY: Thin walls. 24 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:52,410 (SIGHS) 25 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:55,750 She heard Mandy and Georgie... 26 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,600 - You know. - Oh. 27 00:00:57,650 --> 00:00:58,730 (GROANS) 28 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,590 At least she didn't hear us. 29 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:01,770 (SIGHS) 30 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,390 ? Nobody else is stronger than I am ? 31 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:09,050 ? Yesterday I moved a mountain ? 32 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:11,830 ? I bet I could be your hero ? 33 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,630 ? I am a mighty little man ? 34 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:18,230 ? I am a mighty little man. ? 35 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:24,990 You need to talk to your son. 36 00:01:25,044 --> 00:01:26,990 About what? 37 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:28,230 I'm not sure I'm comfortable 38 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,740 with him and Mandy being intimate. 39 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:31,900 They have a baby, Mare. 40 00:01:31,950 --> 00:01:33,176 You're a little late to the party. 41 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:35,540 But, now, they are living under our roof, 42 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:37,130 and they are still not married. 43 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,250 (SCOFFS) This again? 44 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:40,890 I am serious. 45 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:42,700 We have teenagers living in the house. 46 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:44,760 What kind of example are they setting? 47 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,180 Same example you were setting last night. 48 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,930 - We are married. - And they're engaged. 49 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,265 Well, what are they waiting for? 50 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,310 Why are you asking me? 51 00:01:52,363 --> 00:01:53,770 We have to say something. 52 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,690 Or we mind our business. 53 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:58,690 It is a sin, George. 54 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:02,030 And like a good Christian, I choose to forgive them. 55 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:03,090 Cheers. 56 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,290 (SIGHS) 57 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,110 - (KNOCK ON DOOR) - MARY: Hey. 58 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,240 You two decent? 59 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:09,530 MANDY: Yeah, come on in. 60 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:12,580 Oh, hi, sweet girl. 61 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,370 She keeping y'all up? 62 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:15,710 Oh, no, she's a good sleeper. 63 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,780 - She gets that from me. - (CHUCKLES) 64 00:02:17,830 --> 00:02:19,210 So, uh, what's going on? 65 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:22,100 Well, I want to talk to you about your wedding. 66 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:24,510 Uh, what about it? 67 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:25,880 When's it happening? 68 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:27,470 Oh. 69 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:30,400 Well, honestly, since the tornado and moving, 70 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,350 we haven't really given it much thought. 71 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:34,500 Of course, that makes sense. 72 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:37,650 So, let's think about it now. 73 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:40,420 What's the rush? 74 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:42,710 Well, you're living together, 75 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,510 sleeping together, doing... 76 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,790 other things together. 77 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,780 Told you we were being too loud. 78 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,660 I'm ticklish, I can't help it. 79 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:51,650 - (SIGHS) - Okay. I just think, 80 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:53,320 if you're gonna be doing that, 81 00:02:53,370 --> 00:02:54,830 you should be married. 82 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,380 I thought when you got married you stop doing that. 83 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:01,170 No, in fact... Don't change the subject. 84 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,650 I'll get the monitor and the computer, you get the printer. 85 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:05,970 - Hello. - Hello. 86 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,395 - Don't forget the modem. - SHELDON: Mm. 87 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:08,840 I thought you were in school. 88 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,000 Oh, I was. 89 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:11,890 Evan and I just came here to get my computer. 90 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,550 I'm guessing this is Evan. 91 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,140 - Yes. - Isn't he great? 92 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,350 Uh, Shelly, we're kind of in the middle of something. 93 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,520 Oh, still? I was hoping we were done. 94 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:22,730 No, not done. 95 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,620 Just pretend we're not here, as I'm doing with you. 96 00:03:26,260 --> 00:03:28,230 I mean, she does have a point. 97 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,700 What are we waiting for? 98 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,740 I guess nothing. 99 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,380 Okay, then. 100 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:37,150 - Let's plan a wedding. - SHELDON: Wait, a wedding? 101 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,760 Does that mean I have to be the best man? 102 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:40,120 No, Sheldon. 103 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,940 Okay. But I am the best, 104 00:03:41,990 --> 00:03:43,630 and I am a man, just listen to my voice. 105 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,080 Okay, I'll do it. 106 00:03:45,130 --> 00:03:46,510 - Can I come? - Sure. 107 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,760 - No. - No. 108 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,530 Aw. 109 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:54,260 (DOOR OPENS) 110 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:56,720 - Hi. - This is a nice surprise. 111 00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:59,690 - Mom around? - Why? 112 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,730 I'm not looking for a fight. I just have a wedding update. 113 00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:04,610 Mm, sounds like fighting words to me. 114 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,190 - Dad. - Audrey! 115 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,880 Mandy's here. She says she's not looking for a fight. 116 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,600 - Hello, Amanda. - Hi, Mom. 117 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,540 (SHIVERS) Just get chilly in here or what? (LAUGHS) 118 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,060 - Mm. - MANDY: Just wanted you both to know 119 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:21,370 that, uh, Georgie and I are gonna be going down 120 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:24,270 to City Hall next Friday, and I was hoping you'd be there. 121 00:04:25,270 --> 00:04:26,550 City Hall? 122 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,420 Is that really what you want? 123 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,340 Well, it's not our first choice, 124 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:33,065 but, you know, after the tornado, it's kind of all we can afford. 125 00:04:33,930 --> 00:04:35,010 'Course we'll be there. 126 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:37,030 If you want a bigger wedding, we'll pay for it. 127 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,930 What? I-I thought you were too embarrassed 128 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:42,199 for us to have a big wedding. 129 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:45,040 Excuse me, I'm j... I'm gonna, uh... 130 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,800 AUDREY: I don't want to argue. 131 00:04:48,850 --> 00:04:51,610 I just want to be part of my granddaughter's life, 132 00:04:52,260 --> 00:04:53,990 part of your life. 133 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,700 And Georgie's? 134 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,330 Mm-hmm. 135 00:04:57,381 --> 00:05:01,050 And if a big wedding is what's gonna make you happy, 136 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,270 then I want to do that for you. 137 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,920 - Okay, what's the catch? - No catch. 138 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,639 And if you want to get married at City Hall, 139 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,770 that's fine, too. 140 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:11,860 Dad, Mom's being weird. 141 00:05:11,910 --> 00:05:13,230 JIM: I'm not here. 142 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,970 I just... 143 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,350 I just want to make things right between us. 144 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,310 Okay. 145 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,200 Thanks. 146 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:23,500 So what happens now? 147 00:05:23,550 --> 00:05:24,799 I'm not used to ending a conversation 148 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,190 where one of us doesn't storm out. 149 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,380 How about a hug? 150 00:05:29,070 --> 00:05:30,350 Okay. 151 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,890 Oh, that is weird. 152 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,700 Yeah, it was real nice of you two to pay for the wedding. 153 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,930 Well, you know, parents of the bride, 154 00:05:43,980 --> 00:05:45,420 - tradition. - Yeah. 155 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,630 If you need us to help out at all, we can kick in. 156 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,770 - No, we got it. (LAUGHS) - Good, 'cause we can't. 157 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:54,010 It's okay. I get to walk my daughter down the aisle. 158 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:56,890 - Can't put a price on that. - Mm. Yeah. 159 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,340 I was real happy to hear Mandy and her mom are getting along. 160 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,600 Oh, me, too. 161 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,059 You know, I wouldn't say this to either of 'em, 162 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:04,020 but they're both a little, uh... 163 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,830 Willful? 164 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:08,770 - Sure, let's go with willful. - (CHUCKLES) 165 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:11,610 I'm so glad they're having a real wedding. 166 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,030 - Mm. - I got married at City Hall, 167 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,280 and I've always kind of regretted it. 168 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:17,960 We went all out. 169 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:19,670 I had a gown made special in Dallas 170 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:20,930 with shoes to match, 171 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:23,950 and a white cowboy hat with a rhinestone brim. 172 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,910 Oh. You must've been so beautiful. 173 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,500 Did Jim wear a tux? 174 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:31,020 Probably. I don't really remember. 175 00:06:32,690 --> 00:06:35,800 Do you think Mandy'll let us help her pick out a dress? 176 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,220 - I hope so. - Mm. 177 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:38,720 When she was a TV weather girl, 178 00:06:38,770 --> 00:06:40,970 you wouldn't believe the outfits she wore. 179 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,810 Oh, I'm sure she looked cute. 180 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:45,810 Maybe if she was doing the weather on the street corner. 181 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,830 Oh, my. 182 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:51,270 Well, I'm sure she'll dress modestly for church. 183 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:53,650 They are having a church wedding, right? 184 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,585 Oh, they are definitely having a church wedding. 185 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,700 That is one thing I am not budging on. 186 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,320 Good, you and I are both on the same page there. 187 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:03,330 In fact, I already talked to Father Donovan. 188 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:05,210 - (CHUCKLES) - Oh. 189 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:08,460 Uh, is that your father? 190 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:10,900 No. (LAUGHS) He's our priest. 191 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:13,630 Oh. 192 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:17,470 So, you think they're getting married in a Catholic church? 193 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:20,140 Well, of course, we're Catholic. 194 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,430 Oh. 195 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:25,850 Well, Mandy said that you don't go to church that often, so... 196 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,750 how Catholic could you be? 197 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:31,300 That's a funny question 198 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:33,980 coming from a woman who left her own church. 199 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,400 I went back. 200 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:39,320 And... my granddaughter is not gonna be raised Catholic. 201 00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:41,870 She's gonna worship Jesus, not the Pope. 202 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,660 We don't worship the Pope. 203 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:46,060 Well y'all sure bought him a pretty fancy car. 204 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,020 You want another beer? 205 00:07:49,070 --> 00:07:50,290 Hang on. 206 00:07:53,270 --> 00:07:54,340 Yes. 207 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,391 (LAUGHS) 208 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:59,130 You people don't even dance. What kind of a wedding is that? 209 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,630 It is about the union of two souls, 210 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:03,180 - not doing the hokeypokey. - Well, George, 211 00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:04,539 - it was nice while it lasted. - AUDREY: Hell of a lot more fun... 212 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:05,679 - Yeah, you take care of yourself. - ... than a reception 213 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:06,777 - with no alcohol. - All right. 214 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:09,080 That's all you people care about, drinking. 215 00:08:09,630 --> 00:08:11,020 Jesus drank wine! 216 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:14,480 Well, he probably had to to put up with people like you! 217 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:15,610 (SCOFFS) 218 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,490 She just thinks she can take over the whole wedding. 219 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:24,130 Well, they are paying for it. 220 00:08:24,180 --> 00:08:26,870 So they can just buy CeeCee's soul? 221 00:08:27,650 --> 00:08:29,370 - No, no, no, you're right. - (SIGHS) 222 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,210 How can you be eating right now? 223 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,670 I was up at 4:00 a.m. spritzing this thing. 224 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,130 Come on, try some. 225 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:36,340 I'm not hungry. 226 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:37,820 You sound hungry. 227 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,200 Fine. 228 00:08:44,130 --> 00:08:45,720 - (DOOR OPENS) - Okay, it's delicious, 229 00:08:45,770 --> 00:08:47,120 but it doesn't change anything. 230 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:50,060 Ooh, smells good. 231 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,720 Hey, where are my folks? 232 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:54,230 Oh, what'd she do? 233 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,884 I-I don't want to put you in the middle. 234 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:58,480 Great. I'm gonna make a plate before Dad finishes it all. 235 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,360 What? I... There's 14 pounds. 236 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,690 We're saying the same thing, big boy. 237 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:03,780 MARY: It's just... 238 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:07,120 Your mother's trying to get you to do things her way, 239 00:09:07,170 --> 00:09:11,660 and I... want you to have the wedding that you want. 240 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,670 Which would be the wedding that you want. 241 00:09:15,670 --> 00:09:17,340 Or do we want the same thing? 242 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,550 - (STAMMERS) - MANDY: Spit it out, Mary. 243 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,360 (SIGHS) Your mother is insisting 244 00:09:21,410 --> 00:09:23,630 that you get married in the Catholic church. 245 00:09:24,410 --> 00:09:26,760 And you want us to get married in the Baptist church. 246 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:28,970 It's an option, but anywhere is fine. 247 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,470 Is it? 248 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:31,649 Yeah, but you can't drink and dance 249 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:34,140 - at a Baptist wedding. - Was I talking to you? 250 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,730 (WHISPERS): Dumbass. 251 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,860 It's just a little water on her head, it's not a big deal. 252 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,350 Sure. 253 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,580 Um... 254 00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:45,030 It's your wedding, it's your child, 255 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,160 if you are okay, I'm okay. 256 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,620 I'm okay. 257 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:50,200 Then I'm also okay. 258 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:52,910 MARY: Hi, Pastor Jeff. 259 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,330 Can you come over right now? 260 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,500 I need you to save someone's soul. 261 00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:57,670 (DOORBELL RINGS) 262 00:09:58,530 --> 00:09:59,800 Whose soul needs saving? 263 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,140 Is it Sheldon? 264 00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:03,880 - I've been waiting for this. - No. We're still praying for him. 265 00:10:03,930 --> 00:10:05,500 Come in, we don't have much time. 266 00:10:06,610 --> 00:10:09,000 - What's going on? - Mandy and Georgie are out, 267 00:10:09,050 --> 00:10:11,340 so I was hoping that maybe we could sneak in 268 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:13,480 an early baptism for CeeCee. 269 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,640 You know we don't do infant baptism. 270 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:18,330 Yeah, yeah. But I'm afraid that if we don't do it now, 271 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:21,570 CeeCee's gonna end up... Catholic. 272 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:23,990 They do love to get 'em early. 273 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,570 Yes. Come on. 274 00:10:27,510 --> 00:10:29,550 Do you trust in Jesus Christ 275 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,430 as your personal Lord and Savior? 276 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,040 (COOS) 277 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,450 Close enough. 278 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,980 It's on your profession of faith that I baptize you 279 00:10:37,030 --> 00:10:38,390 in the name of the Father, 280 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,040 - Son and the Holy... - Hey. 281 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:44,300 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Hey, sweetie. How was school? 282 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,050 What's going on here? 283 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,640 - Just washing CeeCee's hair. - Mm. 284 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,510 With Pastor Jeff? 285 00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:52,560 It takes a village. 286 00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:55,240 Whatever. 287 00:10:58,270 --> 00:11:00,520 - (WHISPERS): Go, go, go, go. - ... and the Holy Spirit. 288 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,230 - Amen. - (GASPS) 289 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,220 In your face, Catholics. 290 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:09,570 You know, I was thinking, for your something old, 291 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,120 you could wear my veil. 292 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,100 You know, Georgie's 11 years younger than me. 293 00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:16,720 I-I think I am the something old. (CHUCKLES) 294 00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:17,950 Don't worry. 295 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,000 When he loses all his hair, he's gonna look way older than you. 296 00:11:21,050 --> 00:11:22,090 Aw. 297 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,440 Thanks. 298 00:11:24,390 --> 00:11:26,750 Hey, would you be upset if we didn't get married 299 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,130 by Father Donovan? 300 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:31,430 Did that woman convince you to get married Baptist? 301 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:35,060 She says it's not a cult, but I'm not so sure. 302 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:38,230 No, no. We're just... We're thinking maybe no church. 303 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:41,230 It's just causing fights, and Georgie and I don't really care. 304 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,140 What about CeeCee? Aren't you gonna get her baptized? 305 00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:46,230 I don't know. Maybe when she's older. 306 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,200 If that's what she wants. 307 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,560 It's your wedding. 308 00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:54,130 Whatever makes you happy makes me happy. 309 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,410 Thanks, Mom. That means a lot. 310 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,940 Look at that sweater. 311 00:11:57,990 --> 00:11:59,840 That would look so good on you. 312 00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:01,440 Actually, that is cute. 313 00:12:01,490 --> 00:12:03,960 - You should go try it on. - You think so? 314 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,670 Yeah. I'll watch CeeCee. 315 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,590 We'll go do a lap around the park. 316 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,130 Really? 317 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,550 Here. Take my credit card. 318 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,700 It's on me. 319 00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:14,720 Thanks. 320 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,190 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 321 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,400 ? ? 322 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,070 - (PANTING) - I baptize you in the name of the Father 323 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,860 and the Son 324 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,940 and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 325 00:12:34,990 --> 00:12:36,700 Amen. (PANTING) 326 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,660 Here's a little something for you. 327 00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:43,880 - Mmm. - Mmm. 328 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,580 - This is delicious. - Mm. 329 00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:48,260 - You should've tried it two days ago. - (CHUCKLES) 330 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,260 I wanted to. But, instead, we left. 331 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:53,300 (LAUGHING) 332 00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:57,190 - That's all in the past. - Right. 333 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,140 It was silly of us to put our stuff onto the kids. 334 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,850 (CHUCKLES): It's their wedding. 335 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,000 Weddings make everyone crazy. (CHUCKLES) 336 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,520 They're also a celebration of love. 337 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,260 Sure. 338 00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:11,130 Well, whatever they decide with CeeCee, 339 00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:13,820 - that is up to them. - And the Lord. 340 00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:16,620 - Amen. - Amen, indeed. 341 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,750 - (LOUD CLACKING) - (GRUNTS) 342 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,420 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Shelly, everything okay? 343 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,480 No, it is not. 344 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:29,710 Both my computer and my trust have been betrayed. 345 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:32,550 Okay. Well, we-we're with company now. 346 00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:33,880 You can fill us in later. 347 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,720 I won't ruin your dinner with the suspense. 348 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,640 Evan upgraded my computer. 349 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:38,790 Oh. 350 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,140 That sounds nice. 351 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,600 He didn't even ask me. 352 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,170 - Is it better? - It's different. 353 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,249 What kind of person takes something that doesn't belong to them 354 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,770 and changes it behind their back? 355 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,360 Well, m-maybe he thought 356 00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:55,740 he was doing the best thing for your computer. 357 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,120 It's my computer. It should have been my decision. 358 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,960 I don't even have a room to storm off to! 359 00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:04,040 (CLACKING) 360 00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:06,170 He gonna be okay? 361 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,530 Oh. Tonight, sure. 362 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:09,760 Big picture? 363 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,510 ADULT SHELDON: I've got a hot wife and a Nobel Prize. 364 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:17,260 I turned out fine. 365 00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:20,980 Hey. You need a hand? 366 00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:22,970 Oh. Yeah. Thank you. 367 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:24,060 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 368 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,520 Sounds like things went better with my parents. 369 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,280 Yes. All good. 370 00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:30,940 We were both being stubborn before. 371 00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:33,260 Yeah, I know this is hard, but... 372 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:36,320 thank you for letting us make our own decisions for our kid. 373 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,240 Mm-hmm. 374 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,670 - (CLEARS THROAT) - You okay? 375 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,390 Yeah, yeah. Mm. 376 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:45,500 But, um... there's something you should know. 377 00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,170 CeeCee... 378 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,990 accidentally got splashed here in the sink this morning. 379 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,670 So what? 380 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,980 Uh, Pastor Jeff did the splashing 381 00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:57,470 while he was baptizing her. 382 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,930 (GASPS) 383 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,540 (STAMMERS) That's all. 384 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,027 Can you believe it? 385 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,460 I'm not surprised she would do something like this. 386 00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:07,810 But don't worry... 387 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:09,350 I was one move ahead. 388 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,900 What does that mean? 389 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,980 It means my granddaughter's soul is safe. 390 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,690 What did you do? 391 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,740 Is that the sweater I bought you? 392 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,160 Oh, it looks so cute. 393 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,370 What did you do?! 394 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,700 - I baptized her. Grow up. - (GASPS) 395 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:27,010 Hey! Thought I heard you... Okay. 396 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,920 MANDY: And they both went behind our backs. 397 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,420 I mean... (SCOFFS) can you believe that? 398 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,340 Well, my mom's pretty religious, so that makes sense. 399 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,720 And you're just... okay with this? 400 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,100 Is it that big a deal? 401 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,850 They sprinkled some water on CeeCee's head 402 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,240 and asked God to look out for her. 403 00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:49,310 - Where's the harm? - Do I have to explain it to you? 404 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,365 No. 405 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,060 But could you? 406 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,770 They're making decisions about our child without talking to us. 407 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,740 That's totally unacceptable. 408 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,820 I'm right there with you. Not cool. 409 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,200 Okay, so what are we gonna do about it? 410 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,090 Well, I'm gonna talk to both of 'em 411 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:07,510 and make it real clear there'll be no more baptizing. 412 00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:09,620 We are done with that. 413 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,580 I forget sometimes what a child you are. 414 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,960 You know, when you say hurtful stuff like that, 415 00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:16,670 you sound a little like your mother. 416 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,300 Say that again. 417 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,890 Kind of wish I never said it the first time. 418 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,010 Mm-hmm. 419 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,930 (QUIETLY): Why do I even talk? 420 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,610 ADULT SHELDON: Evan upgraded my computer, 421 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:30,990 which made it smarter. 422 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,650 There was one problem... 423 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,300 the darn thing was smarter than me. 424 00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:35,360 COMPUTER VOICE: Check. 425 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,820 - (GROANS) - (DOOR OPENS) 426 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,360 What are you doing here? 427 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,510 What are you doing here? 428 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,530 Mandy and I had a little disagreement. 429 00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:44,450 I'm giving her some space to cool off. 430 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,740 That seems wise. You can be quite annoying. 431 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,680 I thought you were staying at your dorm. 432 00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:51,080 I was. My roommate violated my Tandy. 433 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,500 Who's Tandy? 434 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,460 Oh. That's sick. 435 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,040 That's what I said. 436 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,140 Mind if I crash here tonight? 437 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:00,360 I do. 438 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,260 Yeah, well, I'm crashing here tonight. 439 00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:03,340 Fine. 440 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,280 Let me ask you a question. 441 00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:07,350 Can you un-baptize somebody? 442 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,190 Well, since it's a magical ceremony 443 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,120 that doesn't mean anything, then, sure, why not? 444 00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:14,020 In the name of science and reason, I un-baptize you. 445 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,650 No, not me. Put it back. 446 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,290 Oh. Okay. 447 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,030 Control-Z. You're baptized. 448 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,430 Thanks. 449 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,100 And it's not for me. It's for my daughter. 450 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:25,000 Mom baptized her in the kitchen sink, 451 00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:27,200 and Mandy's mom did it in a Catholic church. 452 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,010 Sure. Baptists versus Catholics. 453 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:31,500 Much blood was shed over that in the 1500s. 454 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,040 They did it without telling us. 455 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:36,090 - Rude. - Anyway, Mandy's on a warpath, 456 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,880 and all they were trying to do is help. 457 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,800 Well, you're lucky it was just a baby and not a computer. 458 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,590 It don't look broken. 459 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,430 - "Doesn't." And it isn't. - "Ain't." 460 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,930 Point is, my roommate went behind my back. 461 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,470 Did he at least mean well? 462 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,430 Absolutely. He's a nice fella. 463 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,810 Then what's your problem? 464 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,390 I'll show you. 465 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,190 (CLICKS MOUSE) 466 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,110 COMPUTER VOICE: Check. Checkmate. 467 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,440 Computer wins. 468 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,250 And it's set to novice level. 469 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,380 I don't understand a damn thing I'm looking at. 470 00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:09,760 I'm not a lawyer, but you could make the argument 471 00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:11,950 that my child was kidnapped, twice. 472 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,800 And you'd think Georgie would be on my side, 473 00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:15,330 but he wasn't even upset. 474 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:18,750 Well, you know, sometimes men can be... idiots. 475 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,300 Lovable idiots. 476 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:23,840 Look, they crossed the line, and there is no defending that. 477 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:24,920 - Thank you. - You know, 478 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,229 sometimes grandparents just think 479 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,590 they can do whatever they want. 480 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,770 - And they can't. - That's right. 481 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,640 Great-grandparents, on the other hand, 482 00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:33,730 well, they get a free pass. 483 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,690 'Cause they got one foot in the grave. 484 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,100 Take a break. 485 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,610 So, what am I gonna do? 486 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,560 I mean, I live with Mary, and... 487 00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:41,910 I'm stuck with my mother. 488 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,150 Well, there have to be consequences. 489 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,207 Maybe you could start 490 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,910 by cutting off access to CeeCee for a little while. 491 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,700 Yeah, but then I have no babysitters. 492 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,330 Well, let's keep thinking. 493 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:52,950 Unless you two are volunteering. 494 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,070 Keep thinking. 495 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,660 (KNOCKING) 496 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,130 - Morning. - Morning. 497 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,920 What do you want? 498 00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:03,960 I brought you some flowers. 499 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,260 You didn't have to do that. 500 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,840 I had to do something to apologize. 501 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,260 For? 502 00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:16,980 For... not being on your side? 503 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,310 Attaboy. 504 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,440 Thank you. 505 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,860 Y'all got anything going on today? 506 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,280 Not much. 507 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,240 Well, I had a nap on the docket. 508 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,280 How do you feel about coming down to City Hall 509 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:30,560 to witness me and Georgie getting married? 510 00:19:30,610 --> 00:19:32,080 - We're getting married? - Shh. 511 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,700 What about your parents? 512 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,882 Well, you're the one that said there had to be consequences. 513 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,290 So we're really not gonna invite our folks? 514 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,710 Is that okay? 515 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,580 Mm, I guess the only person I need there is you. 516 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,980 Oh. A spite wedding. 517 00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:47,300 I had one of those. 518 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,380 Shut up. Let me get my purse. 519 00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:53,980 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36540

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