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You don't get into journalism to get rich
but we have a different kind of currency to trade.
Secrets.
It's a real rush to be in on secrets
that the masters of the universe don't want you to know
and then expose them to the world.
But keeping our own secrets buried
we kinda suck at that.
I had a dodgy burner phone that could lead to an explosive story
and a regrettable booty call.
That could ruin my career.
So where do you go
when you've got secrets to bury and sin to cover up?
Vegas, baby.
Bruce. Hey.
You get an answer from Walker yet?
Well, why... why does she want to be president?
We need a response.
I'm... I'm so close.
Sadie. It's a simple question.
We need a response from every candidate.
You know, Dale, he's already gotten his answer from the front-runner.
I'm trying, but she's not taking questions.
She won't even tell us her Dunkin' order.
Well, keep trying.
Anything on the burner?
I... have been checking in every 30 seconds for the last week.
You don't think I'd tell you if they ring?
I got nada. No messages.
I can't even figure out the number.
Use it to call your own phone. Then if you...
Thank you. Thank you so much for mansplaining phones to me.
I obviously tried that.
It says no caller ID.
See if you can get special projects to look into the burner phone.
Keep me posted if they find any leads.
Bye.
Eric, I'm sorry, but I mean, it's just not a good time.
The primary is in two days.
It is never a good time.
Are we supposed to wait till after the inauguration
To get the invites out?
Yes?
Okay, look, I'm sorry.
It looks like Walker is doing pooled events tomorrow
so I should have some time to hang out at the hotel
and get some invites done, okay?
I will do it.
I love you.
Love you, too.
It's not gonna happen.
It's a fine line between being queen of the scoop
and queen of being all up in other people's business, huh?
Just offering friendly advice to someone
who's been mostly happily married for a very long time
aside from a brief breakup in '96
but I blame Ross Perot for that.
It doesn't matter.
The point is you can't be on call for him.
Text in the morning, text at night
emoji in the afternoon, if you must
and maybe a tit pic on your anniversary.
Did you just ignore a call from your daughter?
She's been blowing off my calls for weeks
and Jon Ralston just released a new poll.
Oh, shit.
I'll call her back.
Hollywood Action Star and Elder Statesman locked in a tie.
How is that even possible?
Maybe because no one gives a shit about experience anymore.
I have known that man since I was four
and he was White House Chief of Staff.
He is a good person and a devoted public servant
who has survived for decades in politics.
It is humiliating that he even has to run
against a guy who's famous for wearing a latex onesie.
Sadie, I just got this e-mail.
Do you know what it means?
Oh, looks like we are spending the day in a pool tomorrow.
Pools are bullshit.
Oh, amazing.
Hey, can I get a round of Patrón for the girls?
- No. Oh, no. - What?
Rule number four.
No tequila the night before an early call time.
- Oh, come on. - Oh, whatever.
What is the point of being in Vegas
on an expense account if you can't let loose?
- I let loose. I booked a facial. - Yeah.
One toast to overthrowing elitist corporate media.
- Not toasting to that. - Come on.
- Tequila. - Grace, it's just one.
Okay, fine. Okay, fine.
One shot to being stuck on that bus with you crazy bitches.
- Yeah. - Yas.
Oh, fuck. The charger.
If you ring while I am gone, I will fucking kill you.
Hello.
We're live in Las Vegas
where two of the leading Democratic candidates
one of whom is simply too old to be in the race
are slugging it out.
Is this a campaign or Cocoon?
I think what is clear here
is that the Democrats would rather fight each other
because they have no plan to fight for the middle class.
Yes, you are killing it.
Greta said ratings haven't been this high
since that segment on preschoolers in Portland
doing a terrorist fist jab during the pledge.
Let's give the people what they want.
Okay, on background.
The Senator will be making several retail stops today
to speak to real Nevadans about...
As opposed to fake Nevadans?
About real solutions.
Our first OTR will be a...
I didn't realize we were including influencers in the pool.
We prefer content creators, cunt.
Okay.
What... what the hell are you wearing?
Don't fat shame me. You don't have to be a size two to be smokin'.
No. Why are you wearing a bikini?
Because you said we're in the pool today.
No, no. Look, look, we... we are not going to a pool.
We are the pool. The protective press pool.
Right...
Like corporate media talk and all that bullshit.
What does that mean?
Okay. Come with me. We're gonna... Yeah.
- Take your bags? - Thank you so much.
The... the pool is a rotating group...
Let's go out here.
The pool is... is a rotating group of reporters
that follow the candidate wherever they go
when there's not enough room for all of us.
So, like, one reporter reps print...
You. That's you.
Yes. Thank you, for knowing what I do.
Another reps broadcast.
One for digital, etc.
Our job is to protect the rest of the media
so they don't miss out in case something major happens.
Like in '63
when JFK was shot and LBJ was sworn in
the pool was there.
9/11, when George Bush kept reading to school children
while the Twin Towers were burning.
Fuck.
- That's heavy. - Yeah.
Look, Lola, I... I respect the shit out of you
wanting to change the game.
Fuck corporate media. All of it. I... I love it.
But maybe... maybe learn the rules before you break 'em.
- Yeah, I hear that. - Okay.
Where is the van? We're gonna miss the motorcade.
No, it was a 2000 RNC.
Philly?
- New York City in 2004. - Right. Right.
The re-election.
I thought Karl Rove was going to choke on his cheesecake
when you reached out for comment.
Then Cheney comes in and threatens to sue you.
And I hear this polite but firm voice say
"Oh, please do, Mr. Vice President."
- "That would make one hell - "That would make one hell
- of a follow-up." - of a follow-up."
It would have.
Do you need to get that?
All good.
Why am I here, John?
You know he's the man for the job.
He needs you to write this piece.
Grace, he asked for you personally.
Rambo cannot win the nomination.
You know I don't do portraiture.
I know.
If you want a puff piece on your boss
I'll need something in return.
You'll get it.
Do this for us and you'll always have a friend in the campaign.
And in the White House.
The strength of our country
has always been that despite our problems
- we work together to move forward. - Yeah.
- Because our tomorrow begins today. - "Begins today."
Yeah.
I'm literally dying right now.
- Told you. Pool is boring AF. - Okay.
I hope you've had a chance to enjoy the breakfast.
The pastries are out of this world.
You have one new message.
Sadie McCarthy. It's your favorite mayor.
You promised me a profile if I was still in by Nevada.
So, what do you say?
- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, Senator Walker... - Senator Walker, Senator Walker.
Why do you want to be president?
- It's very exciting. - It's been a while.
- I could definitely... - Senator.
One question for the Sentinel. Why do you want to be...
Every other candidate has answered.
Senator! Senator!
Do you have time for some questions for LasVegaist.com?
Yeah, sure.
Well, she's not ignoring that guy.
Welcome to Las Vegas.
So, how do you plan to help small businesses?
- Yes. - Are you fucking serious?
You know, if you want to put in a formal request
- we can find some time... - I don't need your help.
Loading. On background.
The next OTR will be at a YMCA in Henderson
where the Senator will be speaking to real Nevadans
about real solutions.
- So how does... - All right.
Mr. Mayor.
Hi. Yes. Where should I meet you?
Yeah, I got it.
Okay, I'll be there. Thank you.
- Hey, what are you doing? - I'm outta here.
You saw that shit. She's deliberately fucking with me.
Enjoy that LasVegaist.com bounce
'cause the Sentinel is late to profile a candidate
who actually talks to me.
Okay. Wait, Sadie, we can leave? Can I leave?
No, you can't leave. You have to stay
in case something happens
but nothing's gonna happen. Okay, bye.
Yo, Bruce. Walker's still ignoring me and being boring
so I'm catching an Uber
to work on a Styles story. I'm calling it
"Portrait of a Candidate Who Doesn't Stand a Chance."
Yeah, and I think so, too.
Greta said they're loving your takedowns of Grandpa.
- Keep 'em coming. - I mean, it's not personal.
His foreign policy is why no one respects us anymore
- and his domestic agenda - Yep, yep. Yeah.
Cal Swanson wants you on primetime tomorrow night.
- What? Are you serious? - Primary night!
Okay. Yes, got it. Thank you.
- Oh, my god. - Oh, my god.
This is... this is huge.
Okay, but we gotta prep big time
because Greta says Cal's not afraid to eat his own
so, I'm gonna grab my stuff. I'll meet you in 20?
No, let's say 15. We have a lot of work to do.
- Cal fucking Swanson? - Cal fucking Swanson.
You have officially arrived.
Oh, my god. Okay. Okay.
Hey, baby.
Eric, hi. What... what are you doing?
What are you doing here?
I wanted to surprise you.
Mission accomplished.
Hi.
Hey.
Hold on. Just a second.
- Just a second. - What?
Hey, Gary.
Yeah, can we... can we make that an hour?
Okay. Bye.
An hour, huh?
- Look at this. - Oh, my god.
I remember that dress.
Yeah, the Easter Egg Roll.
Your dad was the White House correspondent at the Post.
Biggest pain in my ass.
Mine, too.
John, figure out how to send this to her.
Will do.
And how is... how is Charlie?
And your daughter, Annie, right?
Charlie's been away for months, finally finishing his book.
And Annie is a freshman at Northwestern.
I remember when she was born.
I had to leave the G6 early.
All right, Mr. Secretary.
Here we go.
Look in today's economy
we should be making it easier, not harder
- for folks to join a union. - That's right.
And for those hardworking Americans who can't join unions...
Since Walker was icing me out
I decided to focus on another candidate.
Hot White Guy may not have stood a chance at winning
and listening to him drone on about unions wasn't particularly exciting.
But, hey, at least I was enjoying the view.
- Double. - Oh, yeah.
If you're horny, let's do it.
Ride it, my pony. My saddle is waiting.
As I traveled around your state
I've met tons of hardworking people
who are working more and more hours
and bringing home smaller and smaller paychecks...
Please tell me Special Projects has made progress on my burner.
Not yet.
But we did get an anonymous call on the tip line.
- It's about Walker. - Tip line. Are you kidding me?
Do you not remember last cycle?
They claimed she was running a cannibal operation
out of a steakhouse?
Yeah. Well, Prime Rib Gate was not our finest moment.
Just listen.
This message is for Sadie McCarthy.
I've been reading your articles.
Walker is not who you think she is.
I have credible evidence of widespread wrongdoing
that will engulf her campaign.
That's it?
How do we know that this person isn't just another crackpot?
We don't. That's your job.
He left a number. So write this down.
202-555-0198.
Okay, got it. Bye.
Paper of Record.
- Hey there. - Hi.
- Hi. - Did you catch any of that?
Yeah, totally.
Labor unions. So important.
So important. Exactly.
But look, I'm glad I finally got you to a campaign event.
Should we walk and talk?
- Let's... Yeah, let's do it. - Great.
That was something necessary.
Hey. I missed you, baby.
I missed you, too.
I am so happy you came.
And I have so much work to do.
No, s... But really, I have a lotta work.
Yeah.
I'm... I'm sorry.
It's just that on the phone you said you were trying to...
You know, look over venues.
No, no. Yeah, I know, and I... I said that, but...
Okay, so, maybe, like, united front, you know.
We... we go over some venues and menus.
Team up to get my mother off our backs.
What if...
What if we just got married right now?
There's a chapel downstairs. I'm serious.
It could be really romantic.
What do you say?
Will you be the Elvis to my Priscilla?
So let me get this straight.
We rented out Lucien for your half birthday
and now you want to get married at a drive-through wedding window?
No. Obviously, if you don't want to do it, we don't have to do...
You...
Do you not wanna get married?
I didn't... Of course, I wanna get married.
I didn't say I didn't wanna get married.
I've waited eight years to marry you.
Yeah, so did I
which is why I wanted it to be, you know...
Yeah.
No, you're... you're right.
It was a crazy idea.
- I'll make time today. - So we're doing this?
Yes.
We're doing this.
Well, we have to do our part to ensure
that we have the capabilities and the skills to be competitive.
I'm sorry, but I... I have to ask.
What do you say to allegations
that you don't have the stamina to be commander-in-chief?
We almost done here?
We have a meeting with the SEIU at three.
Ah, yes.
Of course. It was lovely seeing you.
And please do send me that picture.
Give my best to your family.
And yours.
Are we on time? Okay, let's go.
Right away, sir.
What the fuck was that?
Why were his hands so shaky?
That was off the record.
- I'm writing it. - Writing what?
So the man gets tired.
He works 20-hour days, talking nonstop...
Sell it to someone else.
I'm not buying it, John.
Well, what will it take for you to get off this?
You have 12 hours
to get me his medical records, or I run with it.
And I don't just want a "friend" in the White House.
I want a fucking soulmate.
You will give me the veep scoop and every other scoop.
If he fires the White House florist I better be the first to know.
If real Nevadans work hard and play by the rules
you should be able to get ahead and stay ahead.
- Yes. - I understand that real Nevadans
- have real problems. - Only real problems
are pretty bra-burning bitches like her.
Come on, hey.
As president, I will ensure equal pay for equal work.
No woman who works full-time should have to worry...
A woman's place is in the kitchen.
So offensive!
Sir, do you have a question for me?
More of a comment.
Feminists destroyed this country, destroyed the family.
Milking me for child support checks
when they should be making me dinner at the end of a long day.
What the fuck?
Right.
It's bra-burning feminists like me
who are responsible for the demise of this country.
- Well, yeah. - Yeah.
Or it's men like you
who think you're special because you were born with a dick.
Come on.
Where are you going?
- I'm in the kitchen where I belong. - All right.
And I'm just getting started.
What the fuck?
What are you...
So... so you really think that people will vote for a mayor
who's never held higher elected office?
You have virtually zero name recognition.
That's what you're for.
Touché.
Excuse me.
I'm in the kitchen where I belong.
What?
Is everything okay?
Yeah.
I can't believe she finally did something cool
and I fucking miss it.
It wasn't as cool as it looked, right?
Yo. Twitter is so fucked up.
Chris Cillizza is calling it a deepfake.
And Chuck Todd just tweeted
that it was "a craven campaign stunt."
Why are all these guys saying that it was staged?
They always... they always do that shit to her.
They had nothing. Nothing can be spontaneous.
Everything is cold, hard calculation.
Was it staged?
Did she plant that guy?
Were there nipples?
Oh, there were nipples
and they were low-key perfect.
- And it was fucking amazing. - Of course, they were.
It happened really fast. But I was there, dude.
The vibe was really real.
Then... then you have to prove it.
It's... it's all you can do.
Why would anyone trust me?
They don't trust any of us.
That's called being the media.
But... but as journalists
we have to tell the readers what actually happened
even when they don't wanna believe it
even when we don't wanna believe it.
But so, how do I prove it?
Interview Walker.
I... I wish I could
but I'm not on pool duty tomorrow and she...
She hates me.
Get her to tell you on the record, that it was legit.
Right, okay.
Yeah, I can do that.
- Yeah. - I think.
Are you sure you want that whole bar?
I thought you were body positive.
It's dark chocolate, low fat.
Body neutral. And buckle up.
There's 5.0mg in each square.
Shit.
Annie... sweetie, I... I... You are talking too fast
and I can't understand what the hell you're saying.
- Are you hurt? - No. I...
Have been attacked?
I haven't been attacked.
Okay, so... so then what is the issue?
That is exactly what I'm... I'm trying to tell you.
- Can we... Shit! - Sweetie, I...
I gotta call you back.
John, what have you got for me?
Fuck! I just...
Hey, it's me, wanting to let you know
I've called this stupid number from the tip line like ten times
and it rings to nowhere.
It's a bullshit tip. Call me.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Where were you today?
I... I had another story to work on.
Look... look, am... am I missing something?
Is this because of what happened?
Did you bail on pool duty 'cause you're mad at me?
Jesus Christ! Not everything is about you.
You think I wanted to miss that?
You could've called me and told me to get there.
You could've... you could've told me a lot of things.
But you didn't.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
It doesn't mean a damn thing
just like what happened between you and me.
Okay. There it is.
Look, I thought it was a one-time thing.
Sadie, would you just...
If I had known you were her press secretary
I never would've.
I could lose my job.
If anyone ever found out, and you knew that.
I was unemployed when I came to your room, I swear.
I had an interview earlier that afternoon.
I... I bombed it. I never thought I'd get the job.
I would blow a bellman for a real key right now.
Even the appearance of a female journalist
sleeping with a source, I'd be destroyed.
Never mind that men have been fucking whoever they wanted
since the dawn of journalism and fucking.
Oh, god!
Hallelujah!
Shit.
What the...
Fuck!
Fuck...
Fuck!
Bruce.
Bruce, the number the tipster left is the burner phone
which means the tip is real.
It's like, inside the house real.
This guy knows where I am
which means he might be working for Walker
or at least have her official schedule
which also means...
he might know other things.
I'm freaking out.
What do we do?
Call me.
What do I do?
In a den of thieves, the only final sin...
is stupidity.
This is so scary.
Sadie. Where're you at?
I need to get to Walker, but her schedules aren't in English.
FPPO? What does that mean?
For Peaceful People Only? Call me.
"For planning purposes only."
- Hi. - Hi.
What are we planning?
That's what FPPO stands for, in campaign schedules.
Couldn't help but overhear.
Oh, right. No, I know that.
I'm a journalist.
Lola, right?
Yeah, I follow you on TikTok.
I'm Josie. I'm an organizer.
For my candidate crush, right? I thought you looked familiar.
I was at that house party y'all threw last week in Portsmouth.
Yeah, I told the team to invite you.
So what are you working on?
Okay. So I need a follow-up with Felicity Walker
but I've no idea what any of this means.
And if I ask her campaign I'm gonna sound like an idiot
and if I ask the press corps they'll just...
They hate me.
Why would you think they hate you?
Public radio told me to kill myself.
- But mostly that. - Yeah, that's clear.
- Okay, well, can I take a look? - Yeah, please.
First of all, it's called a "sked."
Nobody calls it "schedule."
Okay. Sked, got it.
"OTR," that's an off-the-record stop
but it's not actually off the record, it's just off the official sked.
Also known as an "OTC." "Opportunity to Crash."
Okay, hold up. Hold up.
Okay. "MOU" is a "Memorandum of Understanding"
that you'll pay your own way.
"FF" is when the press gets time to "File and Feed."
"RON" is short for "Room Overnight."
As in, where are you sleeping tonight?
So, where are we RONing tonight?
Primary Day.
The day we've been working toward for months.
The candidates have spoken.
The voters have made their choices.
That means that until results start to come in
campaign reporters have something we almost never have...
Free time.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I am about to hit send.
- I need to see you. - Where?
Ninth floor elevator. So you won't regret it.
- I'll be there. - It's good, Grace.
Yeah, it better be fucking good.
There you are.
- Hey. - So...
I booked us a couple's massage at 2.00pm.
How's that sound? Does that work?
No, actually.
Did you not see what Walker did yesterday?
Yeah, your lady lost her shit. So what?
I am Liberty Direct's Walker beat reporter.
And the Republican leadership is already calling
for an investigation into #BraGhazi
and into whether she violated any fire safety laws.
I have two primetime primary-night hits
and Cal Swanson, aka the highest-rated talk show on TV.
All good. It's all good.
I just thought some self-care would be nice, right?
Obviously work is stressing you out, so...
Work is not stressing me out.
You are stressing me out.
- Me? - You and your mom
and her party planners and demands
and 75 e-mails about peonies and canapes
and crap nobody will remember.
That's stressing me out.
So, if you will excuse me
I have work to do.
Hey.
Hey.
These are the medical records?
Better.
All right, I'm filing.
Why tell you that he's got the stamina of a 25-year-old...
when I can show you.
Mr. Secretary? He's running the Vegas 5K.
Grace.
Good luck.
I'll see you at the finish line.
Yes.
Dale, hey.
Oh, I won't die if I live in Georgetown
but I hear the food on Air Force One is terrible.
- Please? Pretty please? - She's not taking questions
from reporters right now.
That's gas 'cause I'm not a real reporter.
I want quote approval
and you have to embargo it until polls close.
A hundred percent, no problem.
Except I can't guarantee quote approval.
And also... what do... What does "embargo" mean?
What do you mean by that?
- Ten minutes after our last OTR. - Got it.
Wait, but I got one more condition for you.
For the love of God, can you get her to answer Sadie's question.
- Yeah. - Great.
I don't know how you convinced me of that.
Now, Kimberlyn, what do you make
of Felicity Walker's stamping out free speech
in the name of sexism?
Well, Cal. I think what we're witnessing here
is a candidate having an unprofessional meltdown...
Hang... hang on a second. "Unprofessional?"
She destroyed property.
- And... - Jesus. Can you let me talk?
Cal isn't going to. Your answers need to be sharper.
What have you been doing all day?
Next question.
You know, the media mocked me for skipping New Hampshire
but I wanted to be here, talking with you.
In my opinion, Vegas is the most honest city in America.
Half meritocracy, half crapshoot.
That is what our economy has become to so many hardworking people.
Politicians in Washington
they wanna blame you for their failures
but the people of Nevada, you guys know better.
You know that the House always wins
- Hello? - Hey. It's me.
Oh, my god, can you please not call me on this thing?
It's... it's freaking me out.
They could be listening, you know.
You called me 15 times in the middle of the night.
I think I deserved to see for myself.
So what do we do? How do I reach the source if...
if his number is the burner?
We wait.
The data team has a source in the NSA
and they're running the number.
So if we get anything, I'll let you know.
And if the tipster calls back
we'll be ready to trace the number.
In the meantime...
you have a primary and #BraGhazi to cover.
So what's the fallout from the Walker campaign?
I'm... I'm re... reporting that out.
Tie your Walker reporting to your state-of-the-race?
You know, Dale, Dale's with the old man.
If he wins tonight, his party's gonna be forced to fall in line
and he will be the inevitable nominee.
And Dale will be the inevitable White House correspondent.
Great. Thank you.
Thank you.
All right. Thanks.
Hey.
Sources say the former Secretary of State
and Democratic stalwart is recovering with his family
after briefly losing consciousness
at the Vegas Blazin' Rock N' Roll 5K Run.
The incident comes as exit polls
give the three-time presidential candidate
a resounding lead over his celebrity opponent.
Senator Felicity Walker is in third place
bolstered by a late surge of support from women
what pollsters are calling "Bra Bump."
Dale, when are you filing?
His campaign said he's just dehydrated!
It happens! He's still gonna be the nominee!
I am covering the White House!
Another thing you missed.
Yes, I am writing it for the front.
Oh, hey, how's that Styles story coming?
How's the food on Spirit Airlines, Dale?
No, I'm not laughing at you.
I... I have to rewrite my state-of-the-race.
- I can't help you right now. - I don't need help.
I got an interview with Walker.
Thank you. Thanks so much.
I really needed to feel worse about my life choices right now.
Here. I got her to answer your trick question.
Unlike that Ted Kennedy dude
she actually had a pretty good answer.
What is this?
You got it? How?
I'm texting you the audio.
I can't... I can't accept this.
Nope. Never, never share a scoop.
- Have I taught you nothing? - Chill.
It's not my scoop.
Her preppy press secretary
made me ask your question as a "precondition."
I think he wants to bang you or something.
See ya.
Cal, I'm coming to you live from Las Vegas
where the Democratic front-runner has just proven to the world
he is too old and frail to be the next president.
Cal, I think we can both agree
no matter how the vote turns out here
he is simply unfit.
Hello.
All right. I will.
- John. - Excuse me.
Hey.
How... how do you know we were here?
I know a lot of things. How is he?
We'll release a statement soon.
Come on, I'm not here as a journalist.
I'm here as a friend.
It was a massive blockage to his coronary artery.
They did everything they could.
But he's gonna be okay, right?
But does he have to drop out?
Because the exit polls look really good for him.
- Grace. - That Hollywood cheeseball
is in second
but a win here gives him the delegates he needs...
Grace.
He's gone.
I'm sorry.
He's gone. Wait here.
I'll... I'll let you know when you can run with it, okay?
Wolf, I've got some breaking news.
Can't say just yet.
Alert the desk?
Yes, it will impact the primary.
Holy shit!
You okay?
I spent weeks tearing that man down.
I made fun of him for being old.
Twitter is calling me Kimberlyn Kevorkian.
You need to block those trolls.
You were just doing your job...
and you are great at it
and I know it's important to you.
Yeah.
Which got me thinking...
You know, if this...
wedding stuff is stressing you out so much...
maybe we should elope.
No.
I don't want that.
I want to honor what we have.
And I want our friends and family to see me marry you
preferably in Vera Wang.
Wait...
Is that grapefruit essential oils?
You know it is.
This is Annie.
Leave a message or better yet text me.
Hi, sweetie. It's your mom.
I'm sorry I couldn't talk yesterday. I...
I don't know if you saw the news, but it's been a day.
Anyway, I can talk now, so, call me back, yeah?
So, when can I see you again?
I'll be around. I won't quit until our girl does.
You know what they say.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?
It didn't happen in Vegas. It happened in Iowa.
Sadie, I'm trying to apologize.
You could've made it worse, you know.
Asking Lola to ask my question?
I would've gotten it out of Walker somehow.
Yeah, I... I know you could've, eventually.
But honestly, it was too painful to watch you keep trying.
It was.
Hey, I'm sorry.
I... I never meant to put you in that position.
So is this us being strictly professional?
Never speaking of what happened?
What happened?
I have no... I have no idea what you're talking about.
You're such a gifted liar.
If only there was a way to make a career out of it.
Strictly professional?
Only because you took my advice
and got rid of that nonsensical slogan.
You're never wrong.
- You finally got it. - I learned it.
The new headline. There.
All right.
Yeah.
This way, yep. I should probably do the same thing.
Sadie McCarthy.
It looks like Walker is a real contender now.
I'd say it's time you and me had a little talk.
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