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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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I know what you're thinking,
and I didn't do it.
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But as any political
journalist can tell you,
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these days, the truth is
whatever you want to believe.
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So here's my truth...
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about how it all went down.
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♪ I get up in the evening ♪
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♪ And I ain't got nothing to say ♪
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♪ I come home in the morning ♪
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♪ I go to bed feeling the same way ♪
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[LAUGHING] Hey!
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Hey!
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Yeah, oh, my God, of course!
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Yeah, I get into Iowa late tonight.
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Yeah, well, I still have to pack.
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What... I'm gonna make it.
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I always make it.
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The Bennett campaign flew
her Yorkie first-class?
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Did it have its own seat?
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I gotta use... can I use that?
[LINE BEEPING]
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Oh, I gotta... I'll call you back.
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Bye.
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- [CLEARS THROAT] Hello?
- McCarthy!
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You will never get another
interview with the Speaker.
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Josh, Josh, Josh,
if you would let me talk...
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well, you read my profiles.
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What did you expect? [PHONE RINGS]
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Sadie McCarthy. Oh, hey, yeah.
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Do you think I could go
boxing with Caroline,
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and it's sort of a metaphor
for her role as governor?
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- No, it was...
- Sadie.
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I know.
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I know, but no one's gonna cover the...
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McCarthy.
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Come see me.
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Listen, I have to call you back.
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It won't be long. Bye.
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[SIGHS]
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It's happening, Hunter.
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[LUCY DACUS' "DANCING IN THE DARK"]
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♪ Even if we're just dancing
in the dark ♪
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Hey, what's up?
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Oh, hey.
I'm putting you on the old man's bus.
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- What? Are you... what... why?
- No, I know, I know.
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- You want Caroline Bennett.
- Uh, yeah.
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She's the front-runner,
and I spent months
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buttering up all of my contacts
inside her campaign.
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Well, I've already assigned Dale.
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Fuck Dale!
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Look, I really need you
covering the old man.
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Only you could find a fresh angle.
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I mean, you see things
that other reporters don't see.
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So you're punishing me
for being good at my job.
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No. No.
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No, the newsroom brass is still burned.
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They worry that you live and write
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in a more... emotional space.
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That is such bullshit!
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Felicity Walker.
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What about her?
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Aside from the fact that she
should be president right now.
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- See? See? There it is.
- I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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Come on!
Look, you wanted her to win,
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and it showed in your work.
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Hell, it showed on television.
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I mean, your crying became a meme.
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I don't think that...
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The media is under attack.
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We cannot show even a hint of bias.
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Sadie, you're a great writer,
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but you lead with your heart.
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And we need you to lead with your head.
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Well, Hunter S. Thompson
didn't just write what he saw.
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He wrote how he felt.
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He found a deeper truth,
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which is what made him a legend.
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You gotta stop romanticizing
"The Boys on the Bus."
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Hunter S. Thompson was a legend in 1973.
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Today, he would be an HR crisis.
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Bruce.
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It was my first time on the trail.
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You gotta give me another chance.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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If I could assure my bosses
that you have changed
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and get you assigned to Bennett...
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Yes?
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You have to prove
that you can write objectively.
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Okay.
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And... and you have to land
the first interview.
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Done.
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Yes. Okay. All right.
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[LAUGHS]
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You're not gonna regret this.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Why this obsession with politics?
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I love what you've been writing lately.
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That obit you did
on the Central Park duck?
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I mean, that's a masterpiece.
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That.
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- That was good.
- [LAUGHS]
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But this is a chance at the White House.
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You said that the last time.
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The road is my home.
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Oh, okay, Jack Kerouac.
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Try to make more than
one friend this time, okay?
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They're not my friends.
They're the competition.
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All right, y'all.
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I got my gummies.
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I got my headphones.
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I got my ring lights.
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Tell me, am I forgetting
something important?
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♪ ♪
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Going once, going twice.
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[GASPS] Damn.
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How could I forget? Ah!
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Could y'all imagine if I had forgotten
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my best little friend?
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Ahh!
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Thank you, thank you.
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All right, y'all, first up is Iowa.
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Let's do this.
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[BOTH SPEAKING FARSI]
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♪ ♪
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Okay. What am I forgetting?
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- Power heels.
- Check.
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- Passion planner.
- Ooh, thank you.
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Check.
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Invisalign.
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Check.
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Fiancé?
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Kimberlyn Anaya Kendrick,
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will you marry me?
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I've been on the trail
for three decades.
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I have 2 1/2 million points.
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I have seen the inside of more
Marriotts than Eliot Spitzer.
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All I want is a corner room
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on a lower floor,
away from the elevator,
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with a view not of the dumpsters,
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hypoallergenic pillows,
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and blackout shades that actually work.
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How many points do I need for that?
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[YEAH YEAH YEAHS' "FLEEZ"]
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[SLICK POP MUSIC]
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♪ Ma-a-a-ation ♪
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♪ And it feels nice ♪
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Kimberlyn Kendrick checking in.
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- Hi, are you Lola?
- Welcome back, Grace.
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- Hi! Yeah.
- Oh, my God!
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It's so nice to meet you.
We're big fans.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Send it to me on signal.
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♪ Fleez and me eating nuts
in the leaves ♪
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♪ That's where we dance to ESG ♪
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Ah.
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♪ ♪
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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That better be a Long Island.
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Oh, my God, Grace!
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♪ Reunited and it feels so good ♪
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Aren't you 40 yet?
Will you stop singing?
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Hi, Sam. Two Yellowtails.
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Oh, I guess. Why not?
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So Bruce let you out of the rubber room
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after your meltdown.
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Bruce didn't seem too concerned.
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Thanks. I just had to promise him
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that this time around,
I'm going to remain detached,
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objective, and mostly sober.
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- [GLASSES CLINK]
- [LAUGHS]
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So who are you assigned to?
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Caroline Bennett.
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She reformed public schools
as a governor.
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She has a military background.
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Oh, and she publishes
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murder mystery novels under a pseudonym.
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She could be the real deal.
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- You sound really detached.
- Oh, stop.
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[LAUGHS] And don't you worry about me.
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I have learned my lesson.
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I just need to get that
first interview with Bennett,
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and then I will be back
in Bruce's good graces.
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This scoop, if you actually
want to call it that, Abby,
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entirely misses what's
really going on in this race.
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He's shitting on your reporting again.
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Why does he do that?
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Ugh, fuck him.
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Who cares what that dinosaur
has to say anymore?
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[SIGHS]
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Christ.
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The Right has arrived.
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[TWANGY UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, God.
- Absolutely, Nellie.
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I know you want that job
as much as I do.
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Whatever happens happens.
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I heard Nellie Carmichael had her makeup
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tattooed to her face.
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What did you say?
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She said she heard your makeup has been
tattooed to your face.
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Speaking of makeup,
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I hope your mascara's
waterproof this cycle, Sadie.
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That was three years ago, Nellie.
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John Edwards lived down
a love child faster than this.
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- 'Kay?
- Don't engage.
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- Don't engage.
- Uh-huh.
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I'll be right back.
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Yo, hook me up with a Pabst.
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It's Lola, right?
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Hi. I'm... I'm Sadie McCarthy.
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I love your Instagram.
I feel like... I feel like I know you.
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[LAUGHS]
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You don't know me. But thanks.
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[QUIRKY MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Ah, Iowa,
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where, every four years,
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the political universe descends,
so that 300,000 Iowans
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can determine the future
of our democracy.
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[PHONE ALARM RINGING]
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The first contest in our nation.
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Sometimes, it's so close,
they have to toss a coin.
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Let that thought sink in.
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Some may never live,
but the crazy never die.
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["RAISING HANDS RAISING HELL
RAISE 'EM HIGH"]
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
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Three, two...
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♪ This body isn't mine ♪
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♪ But I got a heart of gold ♪
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Yo, I'm at this chicken wing buffet,
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AKA the Coachella of the caucuses.
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This is the first big stop
for all the candidates
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who are trying to win our votes,
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although you already know
who has my heart.
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This woman right here convinced me
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politics is not just for boomers.
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Y'all want to defund the police
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and finally stand up to the gun lobby?
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She's our girl.
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You have my credit card
and my private account.
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What else could you possibly need?
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Yeah, I... I gotta go.
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What was that about?
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Annie wants me to drive her to college.
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She's got major anxiety about
transferring mid-semester.
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Freshman year is
kind of a rite of passage.
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So is the HPV vaccine.
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Don't have kids.
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It never ends with them.
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Surprise, surprise. No vegan options.
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Good thing I always roll with a backup.
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Use my discount code LOLA for 10% off,
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and subscribe to my newsletter
for more nutrition tips.
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What the hell is she doing?
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She's paying her way
through sponsored content
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and an advance from Substack.
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Behold, the brave new world
of campaign reporting.
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Making herself a discount code
while promoting the socialist candidate?
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That's fucking hypocrisy.
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Does she know anything about journalism?
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Doesn't matter.
She has more Twitter followers
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than "The Washington Post."
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I remember when you actually
had to be employed
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by a legitimate news outlet.
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And I remember when teenagers
didn't become household names
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for surviving a mass shooting.
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[SIGHS] Fair.
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This business is dying.
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[PHONE PINGS]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[PHONE CHIMES]
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Want me to plug you in?
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Gotta jump. See you on the bus.
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You've got scoop.
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That's your scoop face. Spill.
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You'll find out when the world does.
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[PHONE DINGS]
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_
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Okay, okay.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[ENERGETIC MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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With politics having
descended into one endless,
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horrific reality show,
isn't the presidential primary
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just a higher-stakes version
of "The Bachelor"?
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The Geriatric,
the ultimate elder statesman.
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Former CIA director
and Secretary of State.
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The Action Star, who joined the race
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after a Twitter poll came out
saying that 46% of Americans
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would vote for him regardless
of party affiliation.
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The Freshman, who has made
our entire political system
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seem accessible to the everyman
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or, as she'd say, everyperson.
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Let's call him the...
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the Hot White Guy.
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Because this little-known Kansas mayor
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could actually be the Bachelor.
301
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But he's polling dead last.
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♪ ♪
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The Front-Runner.
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Caroline Bennett has the military vote
305
00:13:13,046 --> 00:13:16,299
and writes mystery novels
under a pseudonym.
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Yeah, I dig it.
307
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It's fun, sassy,
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and not at all what your editor
asked you to write.
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Fuck him.
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Shit.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Excuse me, I'm Kimberlyn Kendrick
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- with Liberty...
- No, thanks.
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- Excuse me.
- Ugh.
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00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,740
I'm Kimberlyn Kendrick
with Liberty Direct News.
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I was hoping I could ask you
a couple of questions.
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I have a question for you.
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How do you sleep at night?
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Like a baby in a satin bonnet,
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as secure as a Reagan economy.
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[PHONE RINGING] Thank you.
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Hey.
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00:14:01,739 --> 00:14:03,866
How does a Labor Day wedding sound?
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00:14:03,891 --> 00:14:04,943
Too close to the general.
326
00:14:04,968 --> 00:14:05,985
Christmas weekend?
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00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:08,720
My father will kill me
if we compete with his Christmas.
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00:14:08,762 --> 00:14:10,138
I was thinking summer,
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00:14:10,222 --> 00:14:12,516
sometime after the primaries
but before the convention.
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00:14:12,599 --> 00:14:14,309
And by "I'm thinking," you mean...
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00:14:14,393 --> 00:14:16,435
I've already pinned two possible venues.
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Virtual tours are
on our shared calendar,
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but I can't talk right now.
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00:14:19,446 --> 00:14:20,865
If I'm gonna be the next Gayle King,
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00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:23,000
I've got to land that promotion
and get on POTUS.
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00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:25,152
You will, and Nellie Carmichael will be
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dust in your rearview mirror.
338
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,238
Stop that. Nellie's my friend.
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00:14:28,279 --> 00:14:29,990
I root for her. She roots for me.
340
00:14:30,073 --> 00:14:32,117
And I am rooting for you.
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00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,536
I gotta go.
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00:14:34,619 --> 00:14:36,787
We can never let our hearts
turn to stone,
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00:14:36,829 --> 00:14:38,998
and we can never let things
fall apart so much
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that we cannot create a center,
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where the future of our children counts
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more than the scars of our past.
347
00:14:44,003 --> 00:14:46,713
These days,
it's easy to lack conviction,
348
00:14:46,796 --> 00:14:49,465
to go into our corners
and slander our enemies.
349
00:14:49,549 --> 00:14:53,136
But America works better
when we confront them,
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when we accept that building a future
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00:14:56,054 --> 00:14:57,347
is not a God-given right.
352
00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:59,182
[PHONE BUZZING] It's work.
353
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It's obligation.
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00:15:00,976 --> 00:15:02,144
It's duty.
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- [SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
- [SNORING]
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"Democratic presidential candidates
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"threw jabs at Republicans
and each other
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"at the annual Cluck into the Caucuses
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fundraising dinner."
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Why are you reading me back to me?
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00:15:13,486 --> 00:15:14,988
"Throwing jabs"...
362
00:15:15,071 --> 00:15:17,949
I'm just confirming,
that's what you meant to send?
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[SCOFFS]
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Is there something wrong with it?
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00:15:20,744 --> 00:15:25,164
It's okay, in a clichéd Politico way.
366
00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:26,803
It just doesn't have your normal color.
367
00:15:26,828 --> 00:15:28,751
Yes, but I don't do color
anymore, you see,
368
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:30,836
because I am an objective newsman.
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00:15:30,919 --> 00:15:33,588
I am above personal opinions
and basic hygiene.
370
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,298
Where are we with the Bennett interview?
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I have some calls out.
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Look, I told you
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that if you want to prove
to the masthead
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that you deserve to be back,
you gotta get there first.
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00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:44,787
- Remember, you're on thin ice.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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00:15:44,812 --> 00:15:45,980
I can do that.
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00:15:46,005 --> 00:15:47,162
Jamie loves me.
378
00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:48,910
I wrote her great-grandfather's obit.
379
00:15:48,935 --> 00:15:50,937
Yeah, well, Jamie had a breakdown
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00:15:50,962 --> 00:15:52,788
and opened a country store
in Cobble Hill.
381
00:15:52,813 --> 00:15:55,316
- What?
- D.C. is hearing
382
00:15:55,358 --> 00:15:59,028
that Bennett just poached
a new press secretary.
383
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- Go through him.
- Fine.
384
00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:02,619
- Who is it?
- Some guy named...
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00:16:02,644 --> 00:16:04,115
♪ Big boy pants ♪
♪ 'Cause my pockets is thick ♪
386
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:05,933
♪ Hello Kitty keychain ♪
♪ Hang straight from my hip ♪
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00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:07,751
♪ Got a big boy bag, ♪
♪ Got a big boy drip ♪
388
00:16:07,776 --> 00:16:09,653
♪ Make a little girl sad ♪
♪ 'Cause a big boy rich ♪
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00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,429
♪ I'm a girl, I'm a girl, ♪
♪ I'm a girl, I know ♪
390
00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:13,018
♪ But I got a big mouth ♪
♪ And a big boy flow ♪
391
00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:14,706
♪ Yeah, they only wanna listen ♪
♪ When the bitches being hos ♪
392
00:16:14,731 --> 00:16:16,776
♪ But you're an incel, ♪
♪ I can tell, I know ♪
393
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,104
Wait, is that it?
Is that the whole song?
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00:16:19,129 --> 00:16:20,713
♪ Boys rule, girls drool, ♪
♪ That's just the facts ♪
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00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,372
- ♪ And if you think any different ♪
- _
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00:16:22,397 --> 00:16:23,523
♪ Then you're gonna get smacked ♪
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00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:24,716
♪ Flat back on the floor ♪
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00:16:24,741 --> 00:16:26,534
♪ Nice, love it, feminism ♪
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00:16:26,559 --> 00:16:28,519
♪ Big boy pants ♪
♪ 'Cause my pockets is thick ♪
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00:16:28,544 --> 00:16:30,336
♪ Hello Kitty keychain ♪
♪ Hang straight from my hip ♪
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00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:31,779
♪ Got a big boy bag, ♪
♪ Got a big boy drip ♪
402
00:16:31,804 --> 00:16:33,389
♪ Make a little girl sad 'cause... ♪
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00:16:33,414 --> 00:16:34,582
Shit.
404
00:16:34,634 --> 00:16:36,061
Loafers?
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00:16:36,086 --> 00:16:37,379
You've gotta be kidding me.
406
00:16:37,404 --> 00:16:39,989
[LAUGHS] I wish I was.
407
00:16:40,014 --> 00:16:42,225
And I can't tell Bruce.
408
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,053
If he finds out,
he'll pull me off Bennett,
409
00:16:44,078 --> 00:16:46,737
and I really, really need
to prove myself.
410
00:16:46,762 --> 00:16:48,713
How did your ex go from bagman
411
00:16:48,738 --> 00:16:50,198
to press secretary in one cycle?
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00:16:50,223 --> 00:16:52,225
"Ex" is a bold term.
413
00:16:52,325 --> 00:16:55,370
And he always was an ambition monster.
414
00:16:55,412 --> 00:16:56,913
And how did it end between you two?
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00:16:56,997 --> 00:16:58,706
Bad enough that I can definitely see him
416
00:16:58,747 --> 00:17:01,207
cockblocking my interview,
which, you know,
417
00:17:01,232 --> 00:17:03,506
my entire career
and livelihood are resting on.
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00:17:03,531 --> 00:17:04,782
Skip it.
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00:17:04,807 --> 00:17:08,351
There's better stories
out there than Bennett.
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00:17:08,715 --> 00:17:10,591
Where are you right now?
421
00:17:10,675 --> 00:17:11,926
I'm drinking alone.
422
00:17:12,009 --> 00:17:14,262
In Chicago with Charlie and Annie.
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00:17:14,304 --> 00:17:16,180
- I caved.
- Hey, Sadie.
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00:17:16,205 --> 00:17:19,040
Oh, good for you. Hi, Annie.
425
00:17:19,065 --> 00:17:21,276
She's been gone or on
the phone all day, Sadie.
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00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:22,634
Dad and I did all the work.
427
00:17:22,659 --> 00:17:23,770
Hello.
428
00:17:23,812 --> 00:17:25,897
Are these my bras I'm folding?
429
00:17:25,939 --> 00:17:27,523
I take it your tip didn't pan out?
430
00:17:27,607 --> 00:17:29,065
Find another story.
431
00:17:29,108 --> 00:17:31,611
And for the last time,
what's my number one rule?
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00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,945
BOTH: Don't fuck the flack.
433
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:34,564
My mother, ladies and gentlemen.
434
00:17:34,589 --> 00:17:36,423
- [KNOCK AT DOOR]
- I gotta go.
435
00:17:36,448 --> 00:17:39,326
[SIGHS]
436
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:40,686
Hello, Charles.
437
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:43,047
Harry.
438
00:17:43,072 --> 00:17:45,876
- Grandpa!
- Sweetie pie!
439
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,069
Hi, Dad.
440
00:17:49,543 --> 00:17:52,463
[SOFT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:17:52,546 --> 00:17:55,359
♪ ♪
442
00:18:03,306 --> 00:18:05,766
Hey. Hey there. Hey.
443
00:18:05,807 --> 00:18:09,353
- [BOTH LAUGH NERVOUSLY]
- Oh.
444
00:18:10,038 --> 00:18:12,664
So, uh, what are the odds
445
00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:15,775
that you'd give me the first
interview with Bennett?
446
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,068
Run it on the front, Sunday edition.
447
00:18:18,093 --> 00:18:19,428
Sadie.
448
00:18:19,737 --> 00:18:22,949
If I was drowning
in a tsunami of cow shit,
449
00:18:22,990 --> 00:18:26,326
and you were the only one
with a lifeboat and Febreze,
450
00:18:26,368 --> 00:18:27,577
I would not give this to you.
451
00:18:27,661 --> 00:18:31,164
[LAUGHING] That's funny.
452
00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:32,707
So you're still mad?
453
00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:35,459
- [CHUCKLES]
- It was... how long ago was it?
454
00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:36,835
- Three years?
- Yeah, three years.
455
00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:38,545
Three years ago,
and you know what, I seem
456
00:18:38,629 --> 00:18:40,130
to remember you being the one
that always said,
457
00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:41,882
what happens on the road
stays on the road.
458
00:18:41,966 --> 00:18:43,174
Did I?
459
00:18:43,257 --> 00:18:45,301
You know, I think I was
referring to Jell-O shots
460
00:18:45,343 --> 00:18:47,261
in Milwaukee when I said that,
461
00:18:47,345 --> 00:18:49,263
not our entire relationship.
462
00:18:49,305 --> 00:18:51,432
Relation... see,
I don't think I realized
463
00:18:51,516 --> 00:18:53,100
we were in a full-on relationship.
464
00:18:53,183 --> 00:18:55,352
[LAUGHS]
465
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,145
You haven't changed one bit.
466
00:18:57,187 --> 00:18:59,022
Yeah, well,
we could have talked about it,
467
00:18:59,106 --> 00:19:00,983
if you hadn't hopped
on an Acela and fled to D.C.
468
00:19:01,024 --> 00:19:02,400
You know, it was a Delta shuttle.
469
00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:03,859
- Oh, so sorry.
- And unlike you,
470
00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:05,611
I chose not to spend
the off cycle sulking
471
00:19:05,636 --> 00:19:07,721
and, um, writing about a dead duck.
472
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:10,374
She was a Chinese mallard.
473
00:19:10,533 --> 00:19:13,381
The Governor is excited
to be back in Iowa
474
00:19:13,406 --> 00:19:15,015
to talk to real Americans
about real solutions.
475
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,083
Just ten minutes.
476
00:19:16,108 --> 00:19:17,568
We have no further comment.
477
00:19:17,593 --> 00:19:19,307
I liked you better
when you were a bagman.
478
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,541
Bet you did.
479
00:19:20,624 --> 00:19:22,126
- Kimberlyn.
- Hey.
480
00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:24,378
Hey. Already?
481
00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:25,879
I'm trying to get work done, okay?
482
00:19:25,921 --> 00:19:28,507
[BOTH LAUGH] [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
483
00:19:28,549 --> 00:19:30,130
[LINE TRILLS]
484
00:19:30,155 --> 00:19:31,823
Theresa, hi.
485
00:19:31,848 --> 00:19:34,904
Hi, it's... it's Sadie McCarthy
from "The New York Sentinel."
486
00:19:34,929 --> 00:19:36,556
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I get that.
487
00:19:36,581 --> 00:19:38,783
But just tell Bennett
that the first interview
488
00:19:38,808 --> 00:19:40,058
has to be with "The Sentinel."
489
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:43,061
Long time. Yeah. Yeah. Random question.
490
00:19:43,086 --> 00:19:45,421
You and Bennett play
pickleball together, right?
491
00:19:45,446 --> 00:19:48,115
Yes, my editor put me back on politics.
492
00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:51,444
Jamie, Jamie,
surely you still have hope.
493
00:19:51,527 --> 00:19:52,862
No. No.
494
00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:54,405
I can't go through her press secretary
495
00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:57,267
for reasons I cannot get into.
496
00:19:57,292 --> 00:19:59,376
No, I'm not in the bathroom.
497
00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:02,070
[LINE CLICKS] Fuck!
498
00:20:02,095 --> 00:20:04,055
[LINE BEEPING] Fuck!
499
00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:06,958
Fuck!
500
00:20:07,717 --> 00:20:09,643
Who's got the first cable sit-down
501
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,103
- with Caroline Bennett?
- Liberty Direct News.
502
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,005
Liberty Direct News?
503
00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:17,592
[LAUGHING]
Not exactly a friendly outlet.
504
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,260
Who is it? Nellie Carmichael?
505
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:22,055
Actually, it's gonna be
with Kimberlyn Kendrick.
506
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:26,100
Kimberlyn? Uh-huh.
507
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,894
All right. Thanks.
508
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:39,111
Kimberlyn Kendrick.
509
00:20:45,284 --> 00:20:48,954
Venti cinnamon almond milk macchiato.
510
00:20:48,979 --> 00:20:50,647
Bingo.
511
00:20:50,672 --> 00:20:52,223
Saying yes to your own wellness...
512
00:20:52,248 --> 00:20:54,417
Saying yes to your own wellness
513
00:20:54,459 --> 00:20:58,003
often means saying no to others.
514
00:20:58,087 --> 00:21:00,631
If you keep saying yes to everyone,
515
00:21:00,673 --> 00:21:04,009
you will have nothing left for yourself.
516
00:21:04,093 --> 00:21:06,135
[STEADY MUSIC]
517
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:09,806
[PHONE BUZZING]
518
00:21:09,847 --> 00:21:12,308
Good morning, Nellie!
519
00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:13,643
Oh.
520
00:21:13,726 --> 00:21:16,186
No, honey, you sound awful.
521
00:21:16,211 --> 00:21:18,546
Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
522
00:21:18,647 --> 00:21:21,817
Is there anything I can do to help?
523
00:21:21,858 --> 00:21:25,820
Oh, Nellie, that event is,
like, two hours away, right?
524
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:30,992
No, no. It's fine. Fine, no.
525
00:21:31,033 --> 00:21:33,577
I got you. Just feel better.
526
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:37,372
Hi, fam!
527
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:38,941
I'm at the University of Iowa.
528
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:41,594
And before we get some action
with our candidate crush,
529
00:21:41,619 --> 00:21:43,561
I want to break down
some of her talking points.
530
00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:47,172
So first, Green New Deal is not
just gonna save our planet
531
00:21:47,256 --> 00:21:49,258
from all the shit
that we have done to it...
532
00:21:49,283 --> 00:21:50,701
fucking straws...
533
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,570
but it's also gonna save your future
534
00:21:52,595 --> 00:21:56,347
by creating a green economy
and bridge the wealth gap.
535
00:21:56,372 --> 00:21:58,332
We'll be making a living wage
on our wind farm,
536
00:21:58,357 --> 00:22:00,618
so we're not gonna have to win
the next round of "Squid Game"
537
00:22:00,643 --> 00:22:02,037
just to buy dad a new kidney.
538
00:22:02,062 --> 00:22:03,479
Amazing. I know.
539
00:22:03,504 --> 00:22:05,966
Next, when y'all hear my girl
bring up MMT,
540
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,083
she's not telling you
to "meet me there."
541
00:22:08,108 --> 00:22:11,986
She's talking about
Modern Monetary Theory.
542
00:22:12,028 --> 00:22:13,487
So you know how we're always hearing
543
00:22:13,529 --> 00:22:16,157
how we have to balance our budget?
544
00:22:16,198 --> 00:22:17,408
No. We don't.
545
00:22:17,433 --> 00:22:20,303
We have enough money to pay
for everything that society needs.
546
00:22:20,328 --> 00:22:23,413
All we have to do is hit print.
547
00:22:23,438 --> 00:22:24,565
Kimberlyn?
548
00:22:24,590 --> 00:22:26,926
It's Sadie.
549
00:22:26,951 --> 00:22:28,602
I'm so pissed.
550
00:22:28,627 --> 00:22:30,211
They messed up my coffee order.
551
00:22:30,253 --> 00:22:33,756
Do you want my venti cinnamon
almond milk macchiato?
552
00:22:33,839 --> 00:22:36,383
Hi. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
553
00:22:36,425 --> 00:22:38,666
- Thank you.
- Oh.
554
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,192
Enjoy.
555
00:22:41,596 --> 00:22:44,557
I am still waiting, y'all,
and I'm fully about to get
556
00:22:44,599 --> 00:22:45,975
a UTI from holding my pee.
557
00:22:46,059 --> 00:22:47,685
But you gotta sacrifice for the cause.
558
00:22:47,727 --> 00:22:50,187
I'm trying to get y'all
some legit face time
559
00:22:50,228 --> 00:22:51,355
with the candidate.
560
00:22:51,396 --> 00:22:54,149
- [CROWD CHEERING]
- Hi.
561
00:22:54,232 --> 00:22:55,567
Here she comes.
562
00:22:55,651 --> 00:22:58,236
Hi. Hi.
563
00:22:58,278 --> 00:23:01,072
Excuse me. I'm so sorry.
'Scuse me, 'scuse me.
564
00:23:01,155 --> 00:23:03,157
Congresswoman, do you really believe
565
00:23:03,241 --> 00:23:05,076
that redistribution will
benefit the poor
566
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,786
when capitalism has lifted...
567
00:23:06,869 --> 00:23:08,954
Oh, thank you. So nice to meet you.
568
00:23:09,037 --> 00:23:11,456
Whoo!
569
00:23:11,539 --> 00:23:13,583
Do you really believe
that redistribution will
570
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,293
benefit the poor
when capitalism has lifted
571
00:23:15,377 --> 00:23:18,420
more people out of poverty
than any other economic system?
572
00:23:18,504 --> 00:23:20,923
Why are you afraid
of Liberty Direct News?
573
00:23:21,006 --> 00:23:22,258
Maybe because you're the devil.
574
00:23:22,283 --> 00:23:24,818
Oh, says the party that's supposed
to stand up for free speech.
575
00:23:24,843 --> 00:23:27,596
Your network's words
are literally violence.
576
00:23:27,638 --> 00:23:28,888
Words are not violence.
577
00:23:28,930 --> 00:23:30,431
Get out of here! [CROWD YELLING]
578
00:23:30,473 --> 00:23:31,516
Stop! What are you doing?
579
00:23:31,599 --> 00:23:32,725
Whoa, whoa!
580
00:23:32,767 --> 00:23:34,269
Stop it! No!
581
00:23:34,352 --> 00:23:35,478
Guys, stop!
582
00:23:35,503 --> 00:23:38,714
[CROWD YELLING]
583
00:23:40,399 --> 00:23:42,734
CROWD: [CHANTING] Far Right
fake news has got to go!
584
00:23:42,776 --> 00:23:44,319
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
585
00:23:44,344 --> 00:23:46,095
Far Right fake news has got to go!
586
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,288
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
587
00:23:48,447 --> 00:23:51,117
Lola Rahaii just turned
a panel about monetary policy
588
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,244
into a livestream of a mini riot.
589
00:23:53,286 --> 00:23:54,787
Guaranteed NOTD.
590
00:23:54,812 --> 00:23:57,488
Being in the right place at the right
time doesn't make you a reporter.
591
00:23:57,513 --> 00:23:59,140
It doesn't?
592
00:23:59,165 --> 00:24:01,376
She goes to all
the cool protest marches.
593
00:24:01,459 --> 00:24:02,836
I heard she chained herself
594
00:24:02,919 --> 00:24:06,005
to a chicken processing plant in Ames
to protest inhumane conditions.
595
00:24:06,030 --> 00:24:07,406
Why do you sound jealous?
596
00:24:07,431 --> 00:24:09,316
You ate half the coop
at the buffet yesterday.
597
00:24:09,341 --> 00:24:11,302
I'm... I'm just saying, it must be nice
598
00:24:11,343 --> 00:24:14,013
to stand up for what you believe in
and still have a job.
599
00:24:14,038 --> 00:24:16,147
She doesn't have a job. She has a phone.
600
00:24:16,172 --> 00:24:17,741
Sadie, get off Instagram.
601
00:24:19,684 --> 00:24:21,477
[SIGHS]
602
00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,563
Your dad's taking you
to breakfast in half an hour.
603
00:24:23,646 --> 00:24:25,188
I'm leaving, unless you need me
604
00:24:25,272 --> 00:24:27,733
to fold something else
or give you a sex talk.
605
00:24:27,816 --> 00:24:30,319
You gave me the sex talk
when I was five.
606
00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:33,488
I was the only girl in kindergarten
who knew the word "vulva."
607
00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:35,323
Accuracy matters.
608
00:24:39,486 --> 00:24:41,237
Okay, you two.
609
00:24:41,305 --> 00:24:43,682
Be good. Don't get pregnant.
610
00:24:43,997 --> 00:24:48,501
Abortions are now illegal
pretty much everywhere.
611
00:24:48,585 --> 00:24:50,128
Mom. Ugh.
612
00:24:50,170 --> 00:24:53,505
What he/him Iowan do I have to blow
613
00:24:53,547 --> 00:24:55,591
to get a Lyft out here?
614
00:24:55,616 --> 00:24:57,318
- Y'all, send help.
- Wait.
615
00:24:57,343 --> 00:25:00,387
I'm in the middle of an Iowan farm.
616
00:25:00,412 --> 00:25:01,788
Help!
617
00:25:01,813 --> 00:25:03,605
Help!
618
00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:05,850
[INQUISITIVE MUSIC]
619
00:25:05,892 --> 00:25:08,519
Why is Kimberlyn with Lola?
620
00:25:16,902 --> 00:25:18,362
So what's Uber saying?
621
00:25:18,403 --> 00:25:20,197
Lyft. We Lyft.
622
00:25:20,239 --> 00:25:23,532
And it's completing a nearby trip.
623
00:25:23,557 --> 00:25:26,310
In fucking Omaha?
624
00:25:26,335 --> 00:25:27,386
Ugh!
625
00:25:27,411 --> 00:25:30,890
Motherfucking shit cunt.
626
00:25:30,915 --> 00:25:33,541
Oh, my God, I'm being canceled?
627
00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:35,210
No, no, no!
628
00:25:35,252 --> 00:25:38,255
No good deed, man. No fucking good deed.
629
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,324
Okay, so, Lola, I need you
to focus on getting us a ride,
630
00:25:41,349 --> 00:25:43,025
because I'm gonna be late
for an interview.
631
00:25:43,050 --> 00:25:45,177
Okay, chill! I didn't make you late.
632
00:25:45,219 --> 00:25:46,762
If you had a thing in Des Moines,
633
00:25:46,787 --> 00:25:48,414
why'd you bounce
all the way to Iowa City?
634
00:25:48,439 --> 00:25:50,890
My friend was sick,
and she asked me to cover.
635
00:25:50,932 --> 00:25:53,351
Women help women.
636
00:25:53,393 --> 00:25:55,979
Kind of like what I just did for you?
637
00:25:58,398 --> 00:26:01,191
I wasn't sure you identified as a woman,
638
00:26:01,233 --> 00:26:03,068
and I would hate to misgender.
639
00:26:03,110 --> 00:26:05,487
[LAUGHS] Okay, I'm sorry, Kimmy.
640
00:26:05,512 --> 00:26:07,180
I think that you were
trying to drag me just now,
641
00:26:07,205 --> 00:26:08,664
but that might have been
the wisest thing
642
00:26:08,689 --> 00:26:09,898
that I've ever heard you say.
643
00:26:09,923 --> 00:26:11,384
Like you've ever even watched me.
644
00:26:11,409 --> 00:26:14,370
You don't know me. I watch everyone.
645
00:26:14,412 --> 00:26:16,823
Know thy enemy, just don't
give them all your energy.
646
00:26:16,848 --> 00:26:18,641
Oh, is that from one of your buttons?
647
00:26:18,666 --> 00:26:20,191
Honestly, I don't mean to be rude,
648
00:26:20,216 --> 00:26:22,594
but are you even a reporter?
649
00:26:23,587 --> 00:26:25,797
According to The Cut,
I am the eyes and ears
650
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,591
of my entire generation.
651
00:26:27,674 --> 00:26:29,925
What about you?
What's a Black woman doing
652
00:26:29,950 --> 00:26:32,296
working at Liberty
White Nationalist News?
653
00:26:32,321 --> 00:26:34,763
You want to do this right now?
Okay, let's do this.
654
00:26:34,788 --> 00:26:36,240
I know what Liberty is.
655
00:26:36,265 --> 00:26:39,142
They are racist,
because everyone is racist.
656
00:26:39,167 --> 00:26:40,577
At least they're honest about it.
657
00:26:40,602 --> 00:26:42,395
It's better than condescending Democrats
658
00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:44,088
trying to tell me that I'm a victim,
659
00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:46,274
and only they know what's best for me.
660
00:26:46,316 --> 00:26:48,567
I'm not a Democrat, just for the record.
661
00:26:48,609 --> 00:26:50,277
[PHONE RINGS]
662
00:26:50,302 --> 00:26:51,378
Yo.
663
00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:52,988
- Lola!
- Oh, is that the driver?
664
00:26:53,062 --> 00:26:54,689
- What's he saying?
- It's Sadie McCarthy.
665
00:26:54,757 --> 00:26:56,885
- Who?
- From "The Sentinel."
666
00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:58,233
We met the other night?
667
00:26:58,258 --> 00:27:01,637
Never mind. Can I talk to Kimberlyn?
668
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:03,831
Yeah. It's for you.
669
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:08,376
- This is Kimberlyn.
- Kimberlyn! Sadie McCarthy.
670
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:12,047
I, uh... I see that you and Lola
are currently stranded,
671
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,049
and I'm wondering
how you plan to make it back
672
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,091
in time for your interview
with Governor Bennett.
673
00:27:16,116 --> 00:27:17,951
I appreciate your concern, Sadie,
674
00:27:17,976 --> 00:27:19,295
but I've got everything under control.
675
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,738
My Uber will be here any minute.
676
00:27:20,763 --> 00:27:22,139
- Lyft!
- Well, if you're not on
677
00:27:22,164 --> 00:27:23,574
the road within the next five minutes,
678
00:27:23,599 --> 00:27:25,142
you're never gonna make it in time.
679
00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:28,252
Do you see that pickup headed your way?
680
00:27:28,353 --> 00:27:30,396
♪ ♪
681
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,650
That's my friend Billy,
and his truck has
682
00:27:33,691 --> 00:27:36,151
the horsepower to get you back
in plenty of time.
683
00:27:36,193 --> 00:27:37,486
Why would you help me?
684
00:27:37,527 --> 00:27:38,820
Look, it's very simple.
685
00:27:38,845 --> 00:27:40,439
You tell me where you're scheduled
686
00:27:40,464 --> 00:27:42,341
to meet Governor Bennett,
and the truck is yours.
687
00:27:42,366 --> 00:27:44,534
Yeah, no, I'm not
giving you my exclusive.
688
00:27:44,558 --> 00:27:46,185
You won't be! My story won't publish
689
00:27:46,210 --> 00:27:48,663
until after your interview hits.
That's the beauty of print.
690
00:27:48,704 --> 00:27:49,872
We're slow as shit.
691
00:27:49,956 --> 00:27:51,332
Are you with Lyft?
692
00:27:51,374 --> 00:27:53,251
♪ ♪
693
00:27:53,334 --> 00:27:55,126
[MOUTHING WORDS] Come on!
694
00:27:55,168 --> 00:27:56,670
Ugh, you know what? Fine.
695
00:27:56,711 --> 00:27:58,004
Room 211.
696
00:27:58,088 --> 00:28:00,674
Thank you! [EXHALES]
697
00:28:00,757 --> 00:28:04,804
♪ ♪
698
00:28:06,679 --> 00:28:08,931
- Are you Billy?
- Yep.
699
00:28:09,014 --> 00:28:10,641
You coming?
700
00:28:10,683 --> 00:28:14,352
I think I'll wait for Eddie
and his white Toyota Camry.
701
00:28:14,394 --> 00:28:17,522
No offense, but you're toxic
for my brand.
702
00:28:19,015 --> 00:28:20,099
Okay.
703
00:28:20,692 --> 00:28:24,255
♪ ♪
704
00:28:29,772 --> 00:28:32,885
Why, Iowa?
705
00:28:32,910 --> 00:28:35,329
[CRYING]
706
00:28:37,707 --> 00:28:38,916
Jesus Christ.
707
00:28:38,941 --> 00:28:40,317
- You are relentless.
- Thank you.
708
00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:42,210
So, uh, pleading with every member
709
00:28:42,235 --> 00:28:44,020
of her kindergarten class,
that didn't work out for you,
710
00:28:44,045 --> 00:28:46,381
so now you are storming the castle.
711
00:28:46,406 --> 00:28:48,149
Governor's already arranged
a first interview...
712
00:28:48,174 --> 00:28:49,634
With Liberty Direct News, yeah.
713
00:28:49,659 --> 00:28:50,862
I know. Seriously?
714
00:28:50,887 --> 00:28:52,695
They spent the entire
last cycle saying a woman
715
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,805
couldn't be commander-in-chief,
PMS and all.
716
00:28:54,830 --> 00:28:56,103
Black female correspondent.
717
00:28:56,128 --> 00:28:57,950
Hits all the demos
but speaks to the red states.
718
00:28:57,975 --> 00:28:59,476
- It polled in the '90s.
- Yup. Yup.
719
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,561
The '90s.
720
00:29:00,643 --> 00:29:03,048
Only things that poll in the '90s
are kittens and Kelly Clarkson.
721
00:29:03,073 --> 00:29:04,430
And we're supposed to shift
our whole strategy
722
00:29:04,455 --> 00:29:06,708
'cause Sadie McCarthy wants in?
It's not happening.
723
00:29:06,733 --> 00:29:09,110
If you knew the pressure I was under...
724
00:29:09,135 --> 00:29:10,803
The pressure you're under?
725
00:29:10,903 --> 00:29:12,863
Sadie, we're running for president.
726
00:29:12,905 --> 00:29:14,656
We have four days until the caucus.
727
00:29:14,698 --> 00:29:17,826
That gives me 5,760 minutes...
728
00:29:17,851 --> 00:29:19,261
- What?
- I went to Yale...
729
00:29:19,286 --> 00:29:20,745
to convince the good people of Iowa
730
00:29:20,770 --> 00:29:22,430
to caucus for Governor Bennett,
and I'm just...
731
00:29:22,455 --> 00:29:25,249
I'm wasting two of them talking to you.
732
00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:30,459
- [PHONE DINGS]
- _
733
00:29:30,484 --> 00:29:32,069
Dale.
734
00:29:35,467 --> 00:29:36,843
Hey.
735
00:29:36,927 --> 00:29:38,224
Hi.
736
00:29:38,249 --> 00:29:39,916
Hey, it's me.
737
00:29:40,046 --> 00:29:43,466
I, uh... I gave you a coffee earlier.
738
00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:46,497
Hey, I was wondering,
can I borrow your cart
739
00:29:46,522 --> 00:29:48,107
for ten minutes?
740
00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:52,065
Okay, here's the deal.
741
00:29:52,106 --> 00:29:54,525
I screwed up at work,
and my bosses gave me
742
00:29:54,550 --> 00:29:56,336
a second chance, and then this is it.
743
00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:59,446
This moment right now,
we are... here we are,
744
00:29:59,488 --> 00:30:01,657
and I have to nail this interview
745
00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:03,784
to prove I can do this,
not just to my boss,
746
00:30:03,867 --> 00:30:06,662
but to all of
the Dale Petersons of the world
747
00:30:06,687 --> 00:30:08,446
who are just waiting for us to screw up
748
00:30:08,471 --> 00:30:10,056
so they can take our jobs.
749
00:30:10,081 --> 00:30:11,290
Actually, you know what?
They're not even waiting
750
00:30:11,315 --> 00:30:12,697
for us to screw up.
751
00:30:12,722 --> 00:30:14,557
They are happy to steal our jobs
752
00:30:14,582 --> 00:30:16,187
right out from under us.
753
00:30:16,212 --> 00:30:17,493
They don't even need a reason.
754
00:30:17,518 --> 00:30:19,272
They just get to win,
755
00:30:19,297 --> 00:30:23,218
even though Nate Silver
promised us they wouldn't.
756
00:30:24,482 --> 00:30:26,067
Fuck Nate Silver.
757
00:30:26,303 --> 00:30:28,931
[TENSE MUSIC]
758
00:30:28,973 --> 00:30:32,893
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
759
00:30:32,977 --> 00:30:35,811
♪ ♪
760
00:30:57,790 --> 00:30:59,458
Housekeeping!
761
00:31:02,662 --> 00:31:04,122
Hi. I'm not housekeeping.
762
00:31:04,147 --> 00:31:05,814
- I was just hoping to talk to...
- What's going on?
763
00:31:05,839 --> 00:31:07,816
Governor Bennett, Sadie McCarthy.
764
00:31:07,841 --> 00:31:09,342
Governor, Governor!
I'm so sorry, Governor.
765
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,743
I already told her
your schedule is full.
766
00:31:10,768 --> 00:31:13,312
- I just need five minutes.
- Sadie McCarthy.
767
00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:15,598
Your byline is appointment reading.
768
00:31:15,681 --> 00:31:19,268
[LAUGHS] I loved your obituary
of the Central Park duck.
769
00:31:19,351 --> 00:31:21,645
She was a Chinese mallard.
770
00:31:24,147 --> 00:31:25,690
All right, Governor Bennett, I promised
771
00:31:25,773 --> 00:31:29,527
I'd keep it short,
so I have two questions.
772
00:31:29,569 --> 00:31:32,572
What are five things you want
America to know about you?
773
00:31:32,597 --> 00:31:33,931
That's five questions.
774
00:31:33,956 --> 00:31:35,582
And the second?
775
00:31:35,866 --> 00:31:38,702
How are you going to break our hearts?
776
00:31:38,744 --> 00:31:39,821
Ah.
777
00:31:39,846 --> 00:31:44,804
Well, I could tell you
about my next mystery novel.
778
00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:47,460
It's about
a wrongly-accused pastry chef.
779
00:31:47,543 --> 00:31:49,795
I'm calling it "Flour in the Attic."
780
00:31:49,879 --> 00:31:52,005
And I'm sure I could rattle off
a few fun facts
781
00:31:52,047 --> 00:31:53,465
folks don't know about me,
782
00:31:53,490 --> 00:31:55,993
but I'd rather answer
your second question.
783
00:31:56,092 --> 00:31:58,637
Because that's the one
that's really scary, isn't it?
784
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,639
How am I going to screw this up?
785
00:32:00,722 --> 00:32:02,765
Let's talk about that.
Let's talk about...
786
00:32:02,790 --> 00:32:04,834
As she articulated her hopes,
787
00:32:04,934 --> 00:32:08,646
her dreams, her eyes never leaving mine,
788
00:32:08,729 --> 00:32:12,315
I could feel the familiar
shiver down my spine.
789
00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:15,177
I remembered what it felt like
to fall in love.
790
00:32:15,318 --> 00:32:18,404
I should have resisted, but I didn't.
791
00:32:18,446 --> 00:32:21,573
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
792
00:32:21,657 --> 00:32:24,034
♪ ♪
793
00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:25,577
- Thanks, Billy.
- You're welcome.
794
00:32:25,619 --> 00:32:29,097
♪ ♪
795
00:32:35,476 --> 00:32:36,519
Kimberlyn.
796
00:32:36,544 --> 00:32:38,439
I just tried to call you.
797
00:32:38,464 --> 00:32:42,092
Oh, no, you didn't just
send me on a wild goose chase
798
00:32:42,133 --> 00:32:43,257
to steal my interview!
799
00:32:43,282 --> 00:32:44,928
Oh, my God, sweetie, no.
800
00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:47,806
I was suddenly feeling better,
you were miles away,
801
00:32:47,831 --> 00:32:50,875
and I do not want us
to lose this opportunity.
802
00:32:50,975 --> 00:32:52,017
Yeah, don't worry.
803
00:32:52,101 --> 00:32:54,186
We won't.
804
00:32:58,565 --> 00:33:01,150
Hi, I'm Kimberlyn Kendrick
with Liberty Direct News.
805
00:33:01,234 --> 00:33:03,236
Is the Governor ready?
806
00:33:03,278 --> 00:33:04,779
Kenny!
807
00:33:09,241 --> 00:33:11,034
I heard ISIS was in the lobby.
808
00:33:11,118 --> 00:33:13,745
Maybe you could get a sit-down.
809
00:33:13,787 --> 00:33:15,414
"We are sentient human beings
810
00:33:15,455 --> 00:33:16,957
"who can't help but pick a side.
811
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,042
To pretend otherwise
is to deceive readers."
812
00:33:20,084 --> 00:33:22,044
Why are you reading me back to me?
813
00:33:22,128 --> 00:33:23,129
Just shh.
814
00:33:23,212 --> 00:33:25,631
Don't interrupt.
815
00:33:25,715 --> 00:33:28,133
"I want to pour my soul
into every story,
816
00:33:28,216 --> 00:33:30,343
wrestle with the facts
and come out with the truth."
817
00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:31,803
BOTH: "I want to tell you
818
00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:34,556
what I really think
about the candidates."
819
00:33:34,639 --> 00:33:38,100
"And the state of our fragile democracy.
820
00:33:38,142 --> 00:33:40,227
In doing so, I will reinvent."
821
00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:41,812
BOTH: "I will heal."
822
00:33:41,896 --> 00:33:45,316
"And maybe my readers
will heal with me."
823
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:52,655
You hate it.
824
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,924
- I didn't say that.
- It's too gonzo.
825
00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:56,825
You want me to tone it down.
I can tone it down.
826
00:33:56,867 --> 00:33:58,577
I'll do another pass. I'll get it...
827
00:33:58,660 --> 00:34:00,329
Did I say I want you to tone it down?
828
00:34:00,370 --> 00:34:01,538
Well, you're not saying anything,
829
00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:03,290
which is really freaking me out!
830
00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:05,708
It's good, Sadie. It's not objective,
831
00:34:05,733 --> 00:34:08,102
which is the one thing
we asked you to do.
832
00:34:08,127 --> 00:34:09,670
But... hell, I don't know.
833
00:34:09,712 --> 00:34:11,964
Maybe objectivity isn't as important
834
00:34:12,006 --> 00:34:13,925
as authenticity here.
835
00:34:13,950 --> 00:34:15,325
I'm sorry.
836
00:34:15,350 --> 00:34:17,451
Would you care to repeat that
on the record?
837
00:34:17,476 --> 00:34:20,821
You have a point of view,
and you're honest about it.
838
00:34:20,846 --> 00:34:23,016
We've been objective
for hundreds of years,
839
00:34:23,058 --> 00:34:27,186
and our readers trust us
less than ever before.
840
00:34:27,269 --> 00:34:29,021
Maybe we're doing something wrong.
841
00:34:29,063 --> 00:34:30,356
[SCOFFS]
842
00:34:30,439 --> 00:34:32,024
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
843
00:34:32,066 --> 00:34:35,192
I've convinced the masthead
to run it on the front.
844
00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:36,736
Oh!
845
00:34:36,761 --> 00:34:39,221
Better hurry if we're
gonna make the bulldog.
846
00:34:39,246 --> 00:34:41,998
[YELLING AND LAUGHING]
847
00:34:42,023 --> 00:34:44,359
Page one, bitch!
848
00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:45,385
Whoo!
849
00:34:45,410 --> 00:34:47,912
Band or DJ?
850
00:34:47,995 --> 00:34:49,289
Both.
851
00:34:49,372 --> 00:34:52,376
Seafood tower or no seafood tower?
852
00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:53,876
If we're not gonna have a seafood tower,
853
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,753
why bother getting married
in the first place?
854
00:34:55,837 --> 00:34:57,880
[PHONE DINGS]
855
00:34:57,964 --> 00:35:01,884
My mom is worried
that the venues you liked
856
00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:03,385
are a little too small.
857
00:35:03,426 --> 00:35:05,637
She wants us to go check out Cipriani
858
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:10,350
and the botanical gardens
when we have time.
859
00:35:10,392 --> 00:35:12,268
Baby?
860
00:35:12,293 --> 00:35:14,170
Are you zoning out on me?
861
00:35:14,270 --> 00:35:17,857
"Great job on the Governor,
but the network felt
862
00:35:17,898 --> 00:35:20,651
"viewers would respond more to Nellie.
863
00:35:20,734 --> 00:35:23,069
"She got POTUS detail.
864
00:35:23,111 --> 00:35:25,989
You stay on the Dems."
865
00:35:26,072 --> 00:35:29,576
"Respond more to Nellie."
866
00:35:29,617 --> 00:35:30,868
Well, we know what that means.
867
00:35:30,909 --> 00:35:32,619
It means what it always means,
868
00:35:32,703 --> 00:35:36,206
and you will rise above
like you always do.
869
00:35:36,248 --> 00:35:39,960
Oh, I'm so sick of having to rise above!
870
00:35:40,043 --> 00:35:42,545
I was chapter president of my sorority!
871
00:35:42,587 --> 00:35:44,046
I was on the "Harvard Law Review"!
872
00:35:44,088 --> 00:35:46,591
I am the only Black woman
to ever headline
873
00:35:46,632 --> 00:35:48,634
the Young Republicans Convention.
874
00:35:48,718 --> 00:35:50,886
And I landed the fucking exclusive!
875
00:35:50,927 --> 00:35:53,597
God damn, what more do
these people want from me?
876
00:35:53,638 --> 00:35:55,891
That's right, baby. Let it out!
877
00:35:55,932 --> 00:35:58,059
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
878
00:35:58,101 --> 00:36:02,771
♪ ♪
879
00:36:02,855 --> 00:36:05,191
She was being attacked, Ashley.
880
00:36:05,216 --> 00:36:07,710
Violence against women
isn't a partisan issue!
881
00:36:07,735 --> 00:36:09,611
"Black lives matter"
doesn't only apply to people
882
00:36:09,652 --> 00:36:11,112
with our same politics!
883
00:36:11,154 --> 00:36:12,989
I mean, screw them.
I'll find another sponsor.
884
00:36:13,072 --> 00:36:15,909
Their protein bars
tasted like ass anyway.
885
00:36:15,950 --> 00:36:19,539
♪ ♪
886
00:36:22,539 --> 00:36:24,124
[PHONE DINGS]
887
00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:26,268
_
888
00:36:26,293 --> 00:36:28,503
"Governor Caroline Bennett,
the leading candidate
889
00:36:28,528 --> 00:36:30,146
"in the Democratic race for president,
890
00:36:30,171 --> 00:36:32,840
"allegedly engaged in an erotic club,
891
00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:34,800
"recruiting vulnerable women and men
892
00:36:34,842 --> 00:36:36,802
"to join her in illicit sexual activity,
893
00:36:36,827 --> 00:36:38,737
"according to a source
with direct knowledge
894
00:36:38,762 --> 00:36:41,515
of the underground club's
existence in Chicago."
895
00:36:41,598 --> 00:36:43,225
Fucking Grace.
896
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:45,627
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
897
00:36:45,652 --> 00:36:47,111
Hey!
898
00:36:47,136 --> 00:36:48,971
Heads-up would have been nice.
899
00:36:48,996 --> 00:36:50,789
I just wrote a Bennett blowjob!
900
00:36:50,814 --> 00:36:52,691
[LAUGHING] Oh, I'm sorry, Sadie.
901
00:36:52,775 --> 00:36:55,152
Did I forget to mention
that the candidate I work for
902
00:36:55,177 --> 00:36:58,471
is a sexual deviant whose past
may have included wild orgies?
903
00:36:58,496 --> 00:37:00,331
- My bad.
- The story's spreading
904
00:37:00,356 --> 00:37:02,008
like scabies online already.
905
00:37:02,033 --> 00:37:05,994
I look... I look like a goddamn idiot!
906
00:37:06,036 --> 00:37:07,454
Is she dropping out?
907
00:37:07,496 --> 00:37:09,039
Why would she drop out?
908
00:37:09,122 --> 00:37:11,333
These egregious allegations
are totally unfounded.
909
00:37:11,416 --> 00:37:13,585
Come on. Really?
910
00:37:15,045 --> 00:37:18,256
Off the record, she refuses to drop out,
911
00:37:18,339 --> 00:37:20,049
even though we're done.
912
00:37:22,677 --> 00:37:24,011
Are you okay?
913
00:37:27,962 --> 00:37:30,006
Uh, yeah.
914
00:37:30,031 --> 00:37:32,450
It's just politics.
915
00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:34,043
Well, you don't look okay.
916
00:37:34,068 --> 00:37:35,913
Hey, Sadie, come on. I don't have time.
917
00:37:35,938 --> 00:37:37,481
And it's not just politics.
It never has been.
918
00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:39,150
Not for you. Not for me.
919
00:37:39,191 --> 00:37:40,734
We were always the believers.
920
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,461
Yeah, look where that got us.
921
00:37:42,486 --> 00:37:44,571
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
922
00:37:44,654 --> 00:37:46,239
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
923
00:37:46,322 --> 00:37:49,200
Sorry.
924
00:37:49,284 --> 00:37:53,245
I'm sorry that I ghosted you.
925
00:37:53,328 --> 00:37:57,457
Even if I wasn't fully aware
that we were serious.
926
00:37:57,541 --> 00:38:01,420
We talked about
moving in together in D.C.
927
00:38:01,503 --> 00:38:04,380
So much alcohol.
928
00:38:04,463 --> 00:38:07,633
[LAUGHS]
929
00:38:07,717 --> 00:38:09,510
[SOFT MUSIC]
930
00:38:09,552 --> 00:38:13,471
I'm... I'm not...
931
00:38:13,555 --> 00:38:15,599
I'm not great
932
00:38:15,682 --> 00:38:20,061
at relationships.
933
00:38:21,955 --> 00:38:23,373
It wasn't you.
934
00:38:23,731 --> 00:38:27,324
♪ ♪
935
00:38:28,819 --> 00:38:32,030
Uh, well, um, on deep background...
936
00:38:32,071 --> 00:38:33,907
[PHONE DINGS] [PHONE BUZZES]
937
00:38:33,990 --> 00:38:36,910
I hadn't heard about anything
worse than a parking ticket
938
00:38:36,993 --> 00:38:38,661
till Grace reached out for comment.
939
00:38:38,686 --> 00:38:40,229
Why didn't this come out in self-oppo?
940
00:38:40,254 --> 00:38:42,422
She refused to do self-oppo.
941
00:38:42,581 --> 00:38:44,416
I guess it's hard to see our own flaws.
942
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:47,753
[PHONE BUZZING]
943
00:38:49,546 --> 00:38:51,547
Yeah. I know, I know, I know.
944
00:38:51,589 --> 00:38:54,717
Dale is writing the leadoff
for the front.
945
00:38:54,759 --> 00:38:56,761
We still have time
to make late editions.
946
00:38:58,429 --> 00:38:59,764
And my story?
947
00:38:59,789 --> 00:39:02,666
We run it web-only,
linking to Dale's piece.
948
00:39:02,691 --> 00:39:04,401
Stay on the bus until she drops out.
949
00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:05,969
Gah!
950
00:39:09,064 --> 00:39:11,106
God damn it.
951
00:39:16,737 --> 00:39:19,364
How come your luggage doesn't squeak?
952
00:39:19,389 --> 00:39:20,891
Seven cycles, bitch.
953
00:39:20,916 --> 00:39:23,002
You'll get there.
954
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:25,697
[SCOFFS]
955
00:39:25,829 --> 00:39:27,956
I'm sorry about the story.
956
00:39:27,997 --> 00:39:30,265
I know Bennett was
an important get for you.
957
00:39:30,290 --> 00:39:31,667
Well, you dropped the hints.
958
00:39:31,692 --> 00:39:33,235
I should have picked up on them.
959
00:39:33,260 --> 00:39:34,720
So Chicago.
960
00:39:34,837 --> 00:39:37,214
That was a really nice thing
you did for Annie.
961
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:38,385
Mm.
962
00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:42,135
But I noticed that your story
had a Chicago dateline.
963
00:39:42,176 --> 00:39:45,763
Did you take Annie to college
to chase a source?
964
00:39:45,805 --> 00:39:47,140
It was a really big scoop.
965
00:39:47,181 --> 00:39:49,224
- [LAUGHS]
- I'm allowed to multitask.
966
00:39:49,307 --> 00:39:51,810
Mother of the year.
967
00:39:51,893 --> 00:39:54,354
- Sorry.
- Oh, don't be. You're lucky.
968
00:39:54,437 --> 00:39:58,482
Nobody expects you to be
Martha Stewart and Bob Woodward.
969
00:39:58,524 --> 00:40:01,961
There was a time when career women
couldn't be childless messes.
970
00:40:01,986 --> 00:40:03,487
Oh, my God!
971
00:40:03,512 --> 00:40:05,965
Y'all do understand that gender
is a social construct, right?
972
00:40:05,990 --> 00:40:07,490
Tell that to my pelvic floor.
973
00:40:07,515 --> 00:40:09,934
[LAUGHS]
974
00:40:09,959 --> 00:40:11,753
Kimmy! Oh!
975
00:40:11,778 --> 00:40:14,180
Ruiner of my career.
Come. Come, come, come.
976
00:40:14,205 --> 00:40:16,248
Join our elite media drinking game.
977
00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:19,334
Take a shot every time somebody
says "source" or "scoop."
978
00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:21,253
- [LAUGHS]
- You do realize
979
00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:23,172
that if Liberty had broken that story,
980
00:40:23,213 --> 00:40:26,424
it would have been dismissed
as a partisan hit job.
981
00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:30,052
But the liberal media gets it,
982
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,805
and it's, "All hail the scoop queen!"
983
00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:35,182
Hey, that's one!
984
00:40:35,223 --> 00:40:36,349
We're not liberal.
985
00:40:36,391 --> 00:40:38,602
- We're objective.
- Yeah.
986
00:40:38,685 --> 00:40:40,228
Keep telling yourself that.
987
00:40:40,253 --> 00:40:42,463
Well, Bennett's done.
988
00:40:42,488 --> 00:40:44,790
So can we objectively agree
989
00:40:44,815 --> 00:40:47,860
that we're all riding
a zombie bus to nowhere?
990
00:40:55,177 --> 00:40:57,805
Yo, print.
991
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,415
Old-school.
992
00:40:59,954 --> 00:41:02,957
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
993
00:41:05,180 --> 00:41:07,057
- Lola Rahaii.
- Hi.
994
00:41:07,082 --> 00:41:08,604
I saw your TikTok.
995
00:41:08,629 --> 00:41:11,924
The way you broke down the
Green New Deal, that was super dope.
996
00:41:11,949 --> 00:41:14,492
We should do a one-on-one at some point.
997
00:41:14,592 --> 00:41:15,718
Yeah. Yeah.
998
00:41:15,743 --> 00:41:17,327
Congresswoman, your car is here.
999
00:41:17,352 --> 00:41:18,937
I'll find you.
1000
00:41:19,138 --> 00:41:21,057
[BOTH LAUGH]
1001
00:41:24,392 --> 00:41:26,144
[LAUGHS]
1002
00:41:27,043 --> 00:41:30,922
[METAL DETECTOR TRILLING]
1003
00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:32,614
Hey, sweetie.
1004
00:41:32,679 --> 00:41:35,903
I know yesterday was super
intense for the both of us,
1005
00:41:35,945 --> 00:41:38,989
but I hope we can still be friends.
1006
00:41:39,073 --> 00:41:41,783
Let me make myself very clear.
1007
00:41:41,808 --> 00:41:44,519
I'm gonna do
what our bosses ask me to do.
1008
00:41:44,661 --> 00:41:46,037
I'll cover the Democrats,
1009
00:41:46,079 --> 00:41:49,165
and I will exceed their expectations
1010
00:41:49,249 --> 00:41:52,334
until I don't just have your job,
1011
00:41:52,417 --> 00:41:54,920
I have any job I want,
1012
00:41:54,962 --> 00:41:59,133
and you're back waiting tables
at a Hooters in Plano.
1013
00:41:59,216 --> 00:42:03,301
So by all means, underestimate me.
1014
00:42:04,238 --> 00:42:05,531
That'll be fun.
1015
00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:07,841
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1016
00:42:07,866 --> 00:42:09,576
Get out.
1017
00:42:09,601 --> 00:42:12,902
♪ ♪
1018
00:42:16,395 --> 00:42:17,855
Back off, boys.
1019
00:42:18,108 --> 00:42:20,734
These seats are reserved
for the major dailies.
1020
00:42:22,092 --> 00:42:24,053
Keep moving.
1021
00:42:24,446 --> 00:42:28,760
♪ ♪
1022
00:42:41,498 --> 00:42:43,959
"Wall Street Journal."
1023
00:42:43,984 --> 00:42:46,486
Don't mind if I do.
1024
00:42:46,511 --> 00:42:47,943
Well, I'll just do it on here.
1025
00:42:47,968 --> 00:42:49,427
Thanks so much.
1026
00:42:49,469 --> 00:42:51,343
Did you get that, Tim?
We gotta do it on the app.
1027
00:42:51,368 --> 00:42:53,287
- Oh!
- Oh, I'm sorry!
1028
00:42:53,342 --> 00:42:56,304
- Sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
- No, that's...
1029
00:42:56,329 --> 00:42:58,162
- Sadie McCarthy.
- Yes.
1030
00:42:58,187 --> 00:43:00,064
I just read your article online.
1031
00:43:00,089 --> 00:43:01,757
It was good.
1032
00:43:01,782 --> 00:43:04,160
Too bad it had
the shelf life of sashimi.
1033
00:43:04,185 --> 00:43:05,812
Thank you?
1034
00:43:05,837 --> 00:43:07,227
Hey, I dug your speech yesterday.
1035
00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:08,711
- Oh.
- Too bad you have
1036
00:43:08,736 --> 00:43:10,654
no chance in hell of winning this thing.
1037
00:43:10,696 --> 00:43:13,324
Ouch.
1038
00:43:13,365 --> 00:43:14,599
How about this?
1039
00:43:14,624 --> 00:43:17,385
If I make it to Nevada,
you do a piece on me.
1040
00:43:17,410 --> 00:43:19,204
[LAUGHS]
1041
00:43:21,831 --> 00:43:23,208
- I'm gonna miss my bus.
- Okay.
1042
00:43:23,233 --> 00:43:24,309
Yeah.
1043
00:43:24,334 --> 00:43:26,168
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
1044
00:43:26,251 --> 00:43:27,252
That was weird.
1045
00:43:27,336 --> 00:43:30,255
Sorry.
1046
00:43:30,339 --> 00:43:32,508
I'm sorry. Hey.
1047
00:43:32,549 --> 00:43:33,801
[SIGHS]
1048
00:43:33,842 --> 00:43:35,206
Thanks for holding the bus for me.
1049
00:43:35,231 --> 00:43:36,694
You really think I'd do that?
1050
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,888
- Have you met me?
- [CHUCKLES]
1051
00:43:38,971 --> 00:43:40,515
There's gridlock on the I-80.
1052
00:43:40,556 --> 00:43:42,934
Oh, great.
1053
00:43:43,017 --> 00:43:45,384
To be a journalist is to have a calling.
1054
00:43:45,409 --> 00:43:47,453
It's not a life you choose.
1055
00:43:47,656 --> 00:43:48,948
It chooses you.
1056
00:43:49,189 --> 00:43:50,649
For as long as I can remember,
1057
00:43:50,690 --> 00:43:53,527
all I wanted was
to brave the storms of life
1058
00:43:53,568 --> 00:43:55,319
and write words that mattered.
1059
00:43:55,361 --> 00:43:58,280
And just like the boys
on the bus who came before me,
1060
00:43:58,364 --> 00:44:01,534
I was determined to seek
more than just the facts.
1061
00:44:01,575 --> 00:44:03,536
I wanted the truth.
1062
00:44:03,577 --> 00:44:05,995
And I wasn't alone.
1063
00:44:06,037 --> 00:44:08,164
We may have started as competitors,
1064
00:44:08,206 --> 00:44:10,208
but we would end as a family.
1065
00:44:10,291 --> 00:44:12,502
This is a story
about the kind of friendship
1066
00:44:12,544 --> 00:44:15,379
you never knew you needed
but can't live without.
1067
00:44:15,462 --> 00:44:17,381
We didn't realize it at the time,
1068
00:44:17,422 --> 00:44:21,051
but our journey was about
to take one hell of a turn.
1069
00:44:21,093 --> 00:44:22,803
One that would bring all of us together
1070
00:44:22,886 --> 00:44:24,554
and force us to risk everything
1071
00:44:24,595 --> 00:44:27,890
to save our fragile democracy
1072
00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:29,500
or go down with it.
1073
00:44:29,642 --> 00:44:34,521
♪ I don't wanna lose myself again ♪
1074
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,400
[SOFT UPBEAT MUSIC]
1075
00:44:38,638 --> 00:44:42,637
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