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[bright music]

[machines whirring] [background chatter]

Holy fuck!

Hey!

You're about to burn a hole in junior, here.

Ah shit!

Go home. Get some rest.

I'm good. We've only got three more welds on this line.

We'll handle it from here.

We work safe, not fast.

Your words, brother.

You're right. You're right.

So Leonard said we're on track to mount the tip this week.

This is a group of hard workers.

That is fantastic!

Isn't there a famous quote

about workers stepping up to the plate

when times are tough?

Yeah. You're too tired to remember it.

Bingo.

Go home and get some rest.

I just gotta grab my glasses.

You're wearing them.

I don't know Charles Conch,

I've never met the man.

Hopefully he sees what we're doing and jumps on board.

I never thought in a hundred years

this place would shut down.

Oh, the doors aren't closed just yet.

Got time to lean-

There's time to clean!

Todd: Very original.

I'm out.

Okay, good.

Todd: Don't install that section without me.

Marcus: Night, brother.

Todd: Goodnight.

Marcus: Shit. This ain't good.

Dewey: It's a gift from the Heavens, Tase.

An untapped skill and a burden.

Taser: I don't believe you.

Dewey: You've never tested me.

Try it.

Alright, um...

what did your dad's farts smell like when you were a kid?

Having a photographic memory means I remember visuals,

not smells, you dumbass.

Okay, visuals. I got it!

When you were being born,

what did the inside of your mom's pussy look like?

Well, it was dark.

[phone buzzing]

[gasps] Dewey!

What?

Surprise piss test! We're on lockdown!

Dewey: Now?

Wait, wait. I need...

Taser!

[playful music]

All right, have a good day, bud.

[phone chiming]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.

You know the drill.

Pee in Daddy's traveller.

Come on.

[Zen music]

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[upbeat music]

Whizzanator.

Boys, line up, one at a time.

One at a time. One at a time.

Alright, make it easy.

One at a time. One at a time.

Got what ya need.

I'm running low on stock.

Alright guys, line 'em up.

Easy, easy. I got all the stock.

Don't worry.

Alright boys, keep 'em comin'

Here you go.

I'm runnin' out of stock, guys!

I need a dick, man. Bad.

You don't have anything more pale?

With freckles, maybe?

Well, ya shouldn't have ruined your old one, man.

I told you,

they're not dishwasher-friendly.

Come on, man, make up your mind.

Oh, is that someone else's piss?

Ah, yeah.

Most of us keep a cooler of it in the trunk of our car.

Audrey: Oh fuck!

I smoke a ton of dope. I'm fucked!

What do I do? Shit! Do you have any more?

Yeah, take this. Dump the piss in a cup.

Simple as that.

Won't someone be watching me?

Pussy privilege, baby.

Who's piss is this?

Oh. Ah, I source it from an Italian nun in the Alps

who drinks nothing but glacial water and herbal tea.

Really?

What the fuckNo!

One of my tenants hands me a mason jar once a month.

You're leaking.

Oh, fuck.

I've got one dick left!

I'll take it. I'll take it.

Proceed with caution.

Dr. Bridges is a former military vet,

two tours,

with the personality of a chicken nugget.

Courtesy washrooms around the corner.

Thank you.

Homer.

Doc.

After you.

I better not see my piss on the dark web.

Homer, I won't look at your cock.

We rely on the honour system here.

Fuck.

Oh! Fuckin' nasty.

No evidence.

Enjoy.

Don't drink it all in one gulp.

Audrey: Still warm.

Next!

[Zen music]

And that's when I woke up

in an alley in Tijuana with the taste of cigarettes

and agave in my mouth and a belt around my throat.

I'd been gambling with the locals [laughs]

and I had a cartel member's pistol in my mouth.

That's because his wife gave me a foot job

underneath the table.

Plantar warts.

Feet only, or do they spread?

Hmm?

Doesn't matter.

Man, I've repressed these memories.

[sighs] It's the first time in a decade that Medhi's been clean

and it's all flooding into my brain.

It's almost distracting.

And it's making me horny.

Wow.

Leonard: It's not complete.

I've examined all of his drawings,

his process,

but this section doesn't make any sense.

I mean, I could fill in the blanks, but...

Not the time for guesswork.

So we're in the thick of this

and they suddenly decide to run a refinery-wide screening.

Oh you motherfucker.

What did I do?

No, not you.

An unscheduled urine test locks us down.

It slows our progress.

We can't leave, but I know who can get this to Medhi.

Okay, so maybe let's not swear anymore.

Todd [on phone]: Yello.

Okay, good, you're awake.

I was just about to lay down.

No, don't go to sleep!

Wait, have you started your nighttime routine?

Kinda.

Audrey [on phone]: Don't do it.

We need you alert, okay?

'Cause there's like a piss test happening at work right now.

Is it Doc Bridges?

Yeah, it's him and a couple of techs.

That's not good.

Hey, it's Leonard. The engineer.

There's missing calculations on Medhi's schematics.

We need you to come grab the blueprint and bring it to Medhi.

He's in rehab.

And I don't speak engineer.

Well, we've got that covered.

Todd [on phone]: Good, 'cause I just took a handful of gummies.

Ah, can you meet us at the southeast perimeter fence?

Yep. I'll leave right now.

Okay.

[Snax chittering]

Todd: I'm gonna be fucked.

But it's not my first barbecue, dickhead.

[Snax chittering]

Todd: They haven't even kicked in yet.

Shit. I better hurry the fuck up.

Everything alright?

Oh, everything is gravy, Doc.

Yeah, just, uh, it's an old injury.

Ah, my nuts.

I got rammed by a goat when I was a kid.

Have you been screened for testicular cancer?

You know, it affects man of all ages.

I'm-I'm sure it's not cancer.

It's stage fright.

I gotta get a flow going here.

And, uh, I...I squish my nuts a lot.

You know it's, I own an E-bike.

Need some help?

I can hold the cup. Here, gimme the cup.

There you go.

Empty mind, empty bladder.

Just think of a trickling stream.

A babbling brook.

[urine trickling]

Ah, yeah.

Oh, there we go.

You're almost at the fill line,

get ready to pinch off.

[urine trickling]

You can stop now.

Stop!

Ugh!

[dramatic music]

Oh, ah...

so my dick fell off.

Ah, the cancer is, it's aggressive.

Well, thanks to our friend here,

the honour system is in the toilet.

Everyone will now provide a sample in front of me.

What? [workers grumbling]

Hey, pay attention! I'm not done.

Ah fuck!

Doc Bridges: There'll be no excuses, no exceptions,

except for the women.

Fuckin' Dewey.

Tell anyone who's already provided a sample,

we are retesting.

[everyone grumbling]

[laughing]

Audrey: It just winds around and around,

so it's like, it's a miracle.

We are fucked!

We are so fucked!

Dewey's dick fell off right in front of Doc Bridges.

[in unison] His dick fell off?

Yes, his dick.

His fake dick.

The one we use for swapping out piss.

Anyways, Doc Bridges wants new samples.

We don't have any more clean piss.

That's a problem. - Yes.

Full disclosure: There's a slight chance

that marijuana might show up in my system.

Fuckin' think?

98% of the plant's gonna be pissin' hot.

We need clean piss and we need it asap!

Shit. I was just starting to get a hang of this job.

Sure you were.

Chelsea: Okay. So we need to gather a lot of water,

and the handful of people who don't party. That right?

Correct!

Okay. Well, I don't partake, so my urine will be clean.

That's even better.

Good. You and the rest of the nerds

can piss all over the place.

The problem now,

is how are we gonna swap out the piss samples?

You ready?

Ready.

GuysGuysI, I don't think he's ready.

Todd: Oh, I'm fucking ready, you nerd.

Remember, keep your asshole clenched.

WhatNow is that a thing? No. Wait, wait, wait!

[Leonard screaming]

Not ready. [laughs]

Leonard: Ow.

[soft twangy music]

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You don't seem like you're a hundred percent.

I'm super focused.

And a really good driver when I'm baked.

The vehicle's not even on.

Exactly. You're gonna drive.

[Todd laughing]

Bev: All done.

That was a good one.

Good work, Bestie.

Hey, how come you're not hydrating?

Oh, me?

I ate a weed brownie on the weekend.

Too risky.

I think I can squeeze one out.

You can do it, Jimi.

I believe in you.

Whew! Very interesting smell.

It's like full bodied, earthy.

Whew!

Hey Steph,

maybe get that ozone generator from the crib

if you get a chance.

Weak stream there, Jimi?

Prostate. It'll come.

Ah. [urine streaming]

Yes! There it is!

Jesus. No splashing.

Some people have to work in there, you know.

Jimi: Hey, I'm half blind.

You're distracting me now.

Barb: Oh my God.

Hey guys, I'm estimating we have about enough here

for maybe half the samples.

How's everyone feeling?

How are we gonna do this switch anyway?

Audrey: Who's the best "faker" on site?

You mean bullshitter?

Mm-hmm.

I mean, two people come to mind.

Alright. Every little bit helps.

Barb: Watch it, Steph!

Oh God! That was not enough to make it worth their while.

Ooh, we got an encore coming.

Okay.

We don't want to kick him off the wagon.

We just want to dangle him off the side a little bit.

Didn't you check him in?

You reassigned the donations from the golf tournament.

I thought Medhi was one of your friends.

I think we're friends.

He calls me buddy.

But we just don't speak the same language.

He's really smart.

You have a weird way of treating your "buddy".

Todd: He's been sober for like a week,

a week and a half.

It's not like he's losing a month.

I feel like I've been here before. Weird.

Oh, you are too messed up to be in here.

Todd: I'm fine.

Put it away, Todd.

Don't ruin a man's new life.

Fuckin' relax.

Ah! Suck it, Dwayne! [laughs]

Better luck next time!

Boys!

Oh, you checking in?

[Todd laughing]

Can we borrow you for a minute?

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Not unless you beat me.

I'm undefeated.

We can't stay long.

It's about your blueprints.

The innovation?

Did you paint that?

It's really fuckin' great.

Oh, I feel like this painting!

Oh, I owe you Todd.

I have never felt this good!

[Medhi laughing]

So, which one of you is better at ping pong?

Ah...

Yeah.

Come on, Leonard.

Let's do it, baby!

Barb: Oh, it, ah, smells better in here.

You guys owe us some new candles.

Not a problem. I know a guy.

[Bev and Chelsea gargling]

I think, I think you guys are water drunk.

Which is an actual thing.

Oh, I gotta pee!

Oh, I know that. [laughs]

[Chelsea humming]

I-I like you.

I think that might be the water talking,

but I like you too.

[Chelsea giggling]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Did you wash your hands?

Steph [on walkie]: Two minute warning, Pee Squad.

We're goin' in.

Prepare the payload.

Copy that.

Okay.

Everything is covered in piss.

Literally. Ugh!

[soft whistling]

Backwoods: Holy fuck, Doc,

you gotta stand that close?

Jesus. You gonna be licking your lips soon enough.

Divert your eyes a little, would ya.

Dr. Bridges?

Yes?

Hi. A guy took a tumble down some stairs.

I was afraid to move him and it looks, ah...

looks...

Stephy.

Stephy!

Looks good.

It looks bad!

He is really hurt.

He's hurt? - Yes.

Okay. Everybody out.

Backwoods: We better go.

Oh, I gotta cut it off. Sorry. - Let's go.

Oh, it spilled on me. - I'm sorry. Let's hurry.

We've got it.

He's probably got a broken back or hemorrhaging.

Oh, come on.

Code Blue. Code Red.

Code fuckin' green. Code orange.

Just fucking make 'er happen, Doc.

Holy fuck!

[cunning music]

?

Big Nate's down.

Steph: He's in here, Doc.

Help me!

Tase!

Taser: [groaning] Oh, over here.

Tase, you all right?

Oh, you're here.

Shit, brother.

Ugh.

I fell from up there.

All the way up there?

Stabilize his neck.

Ugh. It was just a stumble.

But these boots...

I think someone switched my boots.

Backwoods: Switched your boots?

Taser: Yeah.

Someone's gonna pay.

Taser: Y'know how you,

you take that baby step to stop yourself from tripping?

Yeah. Yeah.

Works great if you've got your own boots,

ones that fit.

But these boots are not mine.

What are we gonna do, Doc?

Can you concuss yourself from falling down the stairs?

Yes, you can.

Yeah.

Dr. Bridges: How many fingers?

That one's a thumb.

[upbeat playful music]

Ugh.

Dewey: This is like building model planes.

Bev: Oh my God, Dewey.

Ew. Uh uh.

Barb: No! You got some on me.

Audrey: Okay, you upright citizens.

[indistinct chattering]

Chelsea: You guys are doing great.

Bev: Keep your eyes on the prize.

Chelsea: We're almost there.

You're wasting it!

Dewey: The top goes on so you don't get peed on.

Secure.

Barb: Yes, yes!

Audrey: We're so close!

Last one coming down the pike.

[cheering]

Dewey: I like this feeling.

Audrey: Almost done here.

[frenzied chattering]

What about-what about the booze bra?

The booze bra?

[cheering]

[everyone laughing]

No outward signs of injury.

Good. Good. That's good.

No tenderness or swelling.

Great.

Taser: I'm pretty sure I bruised my kidney on a stair.

Dr. Bridges: Alright, let's get him outta here.

[Steph coughing]

Oh, Doc, don't move me!

Oh, oh!

[Backwoods exhales deeply]

[bones cracking] [Backwoods grunts]

[groaning] Shit!

Oh, yep! Yeah, it fuckin' hurts.

It hurts.

Oh, we might need an ambulance.

Oh God. Don't touch it, don't touch it, don't touch it.

It's just an old injury.

It just pops out every time I sneeze.

I'm all good.

Audrey: Oh, almost spilled it.

Dewey: Okay, all good.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go!

Damn.

Dewey did good. - Yes.

Dewey: Oh God. Get the tape.

Oh.

And that's how it's done.

Dr. Bridges: Is it tender right here?

Backwoods: Yep, yep, yep!

It's fuckin' all tender there.

Just be-just be... It's fine. It's fine.

Backwoods: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

[Backwoods and Taser panting]

[Steph clicking]

Oh yeah.

[bones cracking] [Backwoods grunting]

What'd you look at that, Doc?

Oh, you're a miracle worker.

Doc, I feel fine.

Sometimes it's just knowing somebody cares

makes all the difference.

Mm-hmm.

Yep. Yep. That's great, Doc.

Hell of a physician.

What a doctor.

Whew! Yep.

It's, ah, see ya, Doc.

That hurt for real.

Fuckin' hold me.

Steph: No fuckin' way.

Leonard: Between the coffee stains

and the torn up sections and the tape...

I can't make sense of this.

Fellas, I'm clearheaded.

Listen...

I hear...

I hear nothing, huh?

No grinders,

no heavy machinery, no swearing.

Look guys, I know you value my intelligence,

but this invention is special.

It came from chaos and, uh, and a lot of weed.

Okay, well, I tried using Young's modulus results

in a surface area that's larger than the "L" factor,

so I know that's not how you got there, but...

Nerd.

Do you know how you got there?

Do you even know if it's right?

That's brave... for a virgin.

[Todd chuckling]

I'm married.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If we don't sort this out, it could be catastrophic.

Ugh. I-I'm telling you guys,

I-I-I-I can't remember.

What if there was a way for you to find your way

back into the chaos?

No! No!

You can do this without getting high.

I made copies so we can leave them with you.

Give you time to figure it out.

We don't have time!

Corporate is trying to destroy us!

All of us!

Well, um, we could go to someone else.

I've got friends from university.

Someone can help us.

You sure you know someone?

Yeah.

[Todd chuckling]

You're a good friend, eh?

Look, this is right.

This is how we heal.

You give 'em hell in here, buddy.

You got this.

That's it?

He comes in here fucked out of his gourd

and basically puts a loaded gun on the table

and you let him off the hook?

Gun?

It was a weed pen, man.

You shut up, dude.

You boohoo'd a few tears

and you hugged it out and now you're square?

If you two weren't my seniors, I'd tell ya both to F-off!

Todd: Chill.

You already swore earlier.

You wanna hear swearing?

I got lots of swears for you,

motherfucker bullshit bitch!

Todd: Yeah! Okay.

Asshole.

See you like that, bitch.

You're killing my buzz, man.

You're killing my buzz!

I don't even have a buzz, Fuck Face.

There's the chaos.

There's-there's the weed.

[Medhi coughing]

Gentlemen, I have two meetings scheduled this afternoon.

All right. I'll pick up another newcomer medallion

and I'll talk to my sponsor.

All is well.

Relax.

I'm not getting high to get high.

I am getting high to help.

That was deep.

I don't feel good about this.

Me either.

Hey, gimme that.

Somebody's gotta drive.

I'm fried. Big time.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Todd: The power of weed.

Stellar work, you two.

Barely knew you were there.

It was a one man show today.

Careful with those samples.

Well, apart from the numerous setbacks

and the exposure to human waste...

Another micro tear in my rotator cuff.

It's no big deal.

And my abused bladder.

It all worked out.

You guys need any more piss?

Found a few more litres in my locker.

Ah, fuck you.

That sucks.

Raise your hand if you want to come to Imperial Valley.

Jamar, thank you for volunteering.

Since you love that place so much you're comin' with me.

Pack your bags!

Um, sounds good, sir.

What's on the agenda?

I'm going there to do your fuckin' job.

You get that junky weasel on the line.

I need to have a chat with him.

We're gonna shut the fuckin' place down!

Y'all suck!

I'll remember this when determining Christmas bonuses!

Charles: JAMAR!

Jamar: I'm coming!

Fucking Imperial Valley.

[upbeat punk rockabilly music]

["Workin' Man's Soul" by CATL]

Started work when I was young

Grew old began to sing

Said son you better keep on moving

Idle hands are the devil's play thing, hey! ?

Everyone's got a reason to work

They differ from young to old

No one's equal in this regard

You can tell from the sweat baby who's got soul man ?

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You know it's gotta have soul

Workin' Man's Soul ?

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