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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,219 --> 00:00:05,788 WE GOT A TREE, CHEYENNE! WE GOT A TREE! OH! 2 00:00:05,856 --> 00:00:08,137 OKAY, VAN, BRING IT ON IN. 3 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:18,483 UM, IT'S TOO BIG, MRS. H. I'M JUST GONNA GET A SMALLER ONE. 4 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:22,354 VAN. OH! 5 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:28,060 OH, HEY! 6 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:31,530 I GOTTA REMEMBER THAT WHEN MY AUNT COMES. 7 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:33,515 SHE IS A BIG GAL. 8 00:00:33,584 --> 00:00:36,868 - UH-HUH. - OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, VAN. 9 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:39,337 THANKS DOESN'T PAY THE BILLS, MRS. H. 10 00:00:39,389 --> 00:00:41,389 NEITHER DO YOU. 11 00:00:43,827 --> 00:00:47,295 I LOVE THE SMELL OF CHRISTMAS, AND THIS IS GONNA BE A GREAT ONE. 12 00:00:47,364 --> 00:00:50,332 OH, HOW CAN IT NOT BE, WITH SUCH A GORGEOUS TREE? 13 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,318 HEY, JAKE, YOU EXCITED? SANTA'S COMING. 14 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,153 I'M GETTIN' A BIKE! 15 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:58,289 NOW, JAKE, YOU KNOW THAT'S UP TO SANTA... 16 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,492 AND WHETHER HE THINKS YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE. 17 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:03,628 YOU'RE VERY PRETTY. 18 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,367 SAVE IT FOR SANTA CLAUS. 19 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:13,221 OH, THIS IS SO SPECIAL. IT'S OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS WITH ELIZABETH. 20 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:16,625 OH, I REMEMBER OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS WITH YOU, CHEYENNE. 21 00:01:16,694 --> 00:01:20,662 YOU'RE THE REASON WE STARTED ALL OUR CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS. 22 00:01:20,731 --> 00:01:23,681 OOH, ANOTHER "CHEYENNE IS GREAT" STORY. 23 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:27,535 MY FAVORITE IS HOW SHE MAKES THE SUN COME UP IN THE MORNING. 24 00:01:27,604 --> 00:01:31,022 KYRA'S RIGHT, MOM. YOU SHOULD TELL A NICE STORY ABOUT HER. 25 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,858 OH, RIGHT. [Laughs] 26 00:01:35,579 --> 00:01:38,280 ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS I EVER DID WAS TO TELL MY MAMA... 27 00:01:38,349 --> 00:01:40,682 WE WEREN'T GOING TO HER HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS. 28 00:01:40,751 --> 00:01:45,186 BUT WAKING UP AND SHARING THE MOMENT TOGETHER, 29 00:01:45,255 --> 00:01:47,556 IT REALLY FELT RIGHT. 30 00:01:47,624 --> 00:01:49,802 YOU WERE THE START OF OUR LITTLE FAMILY. 31 00:01:49,826 --> 00:01:53,762 CHEYENNE IS GREAT, EVERYBODY! WHAT AN UNEXPECTED TWIST. 32 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,299 [Reba] HA, HEY! 33 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:01,536 ♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANNA BE ♪ 34 00:02:01,605 --> 00:02:05,890 ♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪ 35 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,527 OH, DON'T, DON'T LOOK. DON'T LOOK. 36 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,992 WHAT? WHAT IS IT? IS IT FOR ME? NO. 37 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:21,155 WELL, THEN WHY WOULD I CARE? 38 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:23,859 WELL, I WANTED IT TO BE A SURPRISE, BUT LOOK, 39 00:02:23,927 --> 00:02:25,939 FOR ELIZABETH'S FIRST CHRISTMAS. 40 00:02:25,963 --> 00:02:28,747 OH, MOM, THIS IS SO AWESOME. 41 00:02:29,833 --> 00:02:32,417 LOOK, VAN, A TEENY BOOTIE ORNAMENT. 42 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:36,187 I DON'T WANNA RUIN IT FOR ANYONE, BUT, UH, ELIZABETH HAS TWO FEET. 43 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:41,326 I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS CHRISTMAS EVE. 44 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:44,407 THERE IS JUST SOMETHING SO SPECIAL ABOUT HAVING A BABY IN THE HOUSE. 45 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:46,415 [Chuckles] [Chuckles] 46 00:02:46,483 --> 00:02:51,153 OR IT'S SPECIAL JUST HAVING BABY'S THINGS IN THE HOUSE. 47 00:02:51,221 --> 00:02:53,772 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 48 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:58,176 UM, WE WANNA GO AWAY FOR CHRISTMAS EVE. 49 00:02:58,245 --> 00:03:00,629 WHICH CHRISTMAS EVE? 50 00:03:00,697 --> 00:03:02,931 'CAUSE IT'S SURE NOT GONNA BE THIS ONE. 51 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,417 BUT, MOM, ALL THAT STUFF YOU SAID... 52 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:08,119 ABOUT WHAT THAT FIRST CHRISTMAS MEANT TO YOU WAS SO MOVING. 53 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,622 WE WANT THAT FEELING TOO. 54 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,824 YEAH, MRS. H, YOU INSPIRED US. 55 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,893 AND THAT'S NOT EASY. 56 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,145 I MEAN, WE'RE VERY UNMOTIVATED. 57 00:03:17,213 --> 00:03:21,266 MM-HMM. YEAH, WELL... 58 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,268 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 59 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:27,472 WE DID GO TO MY PARENTS' HOUSE. I FORGOT. 60 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:31,743 LOOK, MOM, VAN'S COUSIN OFFERED US HIS CABIN IN LAKE CONROE. 61 00:03:31,811 --> 00:03:35,997 IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS, AND THERE'S DEER AND A BIG FIREPLACE. 62 00:03:36,065 --> 00:03:39,484 YEAH, THAT'S REAL CHRISTMASY. 63 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,637 - MOM, PLEASE? - PLEASE? 64 00:03:42,706 --> 00:03:44,701 BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL OUR TRADITIONS? 65 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:48,071 I MEAN, IF YOU GO, WHO'S GONNA HELP ME DECORATE THE TREE... 66 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:50,529 AND... AND BAKE COOKIES AND SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS? 67 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,530 WELL, YOU'LL STILL HAVE KYRA AND JAKE. 68 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:55,466 YEAH, KYRA AND JAKE. 69 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:58,375 HONEY, I LOVE YOUR BROTHER, BUT HAVE YOU EVER HEARD HIM SING? 70 00:04:02,058 --> 00:04:04,742 OKAY, MOM, ALL RIGHT. WE'LL STAY HERE. 71 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:06,789 OKAY. ONE BIG FAMILY. 72 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:10,381 SOME OF US AGAINST OUR WILL. 73 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:14,553 YEAH, NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE A HOSTAGE SITUATION. 74 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,573 [Sighs] 75 00:04:18,642 --> 00:04:21,275 OH, ALL RIGHT. [Squeals] 76 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,345 IF WHAT I SAID AFFECTED YOU GUYS THAT MUCH, 77 00:04:23,413 --> 00:04:28,549 THEN GO AHEAD AND START YOUR OWN SPECIAL... 78 00:04:28,618 --> 00:04:31,052 CHRISTMAS MEMORIES. 79 00:04:31,121 --> 00:04:33,872 AH! OH, THANK YOU, MOMMY. 80 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,873 SELFISH BRAT. 81 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:47,485 HAPPY HO HO AND A MERRY JINGLE JINGLE. 82 00:04:49,173 --> 00:04:52,256 WHOOPSIE, WHOOPSIE, I FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR DOOR. 83 00:04:53,844 --> 00:04:56,578 HEY, REBA, WE GOT A LITTLE ISSUE HERE. 84 00:04:56,646 --> 00:04:59,580 JAKE WANTS TO STAY OVER AT OUR HOUSE ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 85 00:04:59,649 --> 00:05:03,618 I WANT HIM TO READ ME THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES. 86 00:05:03,687 --> 00:05:06,833 YOU KNOW, I TOLD HIM I'D STILL DO IT. I'D JUST DO IT OVER THE TELEPHONE. 87 00:05:06,857 --> 00:05:10,092 YEAH, OR WE COULD JUST WRITE HIM A NICE LETTER. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 88 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:15,630 [Chuckling] THESE ARE GOOD. 89 00:05:15,698 --> 00:05:18,133 THAT'S NOT THE SAME. 90 00:05:18,202 --> 00:05:21,136 AND I WANNA READ THE STORY TO HENRY TOO. 91 00:05:21,205 --> 00:05:23,404 BUT, JAKE, WE HAD PLANS, HONEY. 92 00:05:23,473 --> 00:05:25,406 WHAT ABOUT ALL THE STUFF WE WERE GONNA DO? 93 00:05:25,475 --> 00:05:27,925 I'LL SING CAROLS WITH YOU BEFORE I GO. 94 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:32,697 WELL, TH-THAT'S GOOD, SON. AND THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO SING OVER AT OUR HOUSE. 95 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,631 OKAY, WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY ME AND YOUR DAD 96 00:05:36,655 --> 00:05:38,603 TALK ABOUT IT. WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN WORK OUT. 97 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:42,624 [Chuckles] SO, CAN HE? 98 00:05:42,692 --> 00:05:45,610 OF COURSE NOT. WE'LL JUST PRETEND WE'RE TALKING, 99 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,429 AND THEN YOU GO IN AND TELL HIM NO. WELL, WHY NOT? 100 00:05:48,498 --> 00:05:50,915 [Scoffs] YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO ME. 101 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:53,218 BESIDES, YOU GOT THE KIDS LAST YEAR. 102 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,481 WE WENT TO HAWAII LAST YEAR, REMEMBER? 103 00:05:55,505 --> 00:05:57,483 TO MAKE THINGS EASIER FOR EVERYONE. 104 00:05:57,507 --> 00:06:00,458 NOT THE HAWAIIANS. 105 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,794 BARBRA JEAN, HELP ME OUT HERE. 106 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:06,197 OH, YEAH, BARBRA JEAN. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. 107 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:08,950 WELL, I... 108 00:06:09,019 --> 00:06:13,121 I THINK THE ONLY REASON I'M STILL HERE IS YOU'RE BLOCKING MY WAY TO THE LIVING ROOM. 109 00:06:15,425 --> 00:06:17,558 THANK YOU. 110 00:06:23,433 --> 00:06:27,468 LOOK, BROCK, I'VE ALREADY LOST CHEYENNE, VAN AND ELIZABETH. 111 00:06:27,537 --> 00:06:29,954 YEAH, AND I FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT, BUT COME ON, REBA, 112 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,301 FAIR IS FAIR... THEY'RE MY KIDS TOO. 113 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,408 YEAH, I WISH I COULD HAVE DONE THAT ON MY OWN. 114 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:42,550 WELL, HAVE JAKE BACK AS EARLY AS YOU CAN. I'M GIVING HIM A BIKE. 115 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:44,485 OH, NO, YOU CAN'T. 116 00:06:44,554 --> 00:06:46,838 WHY? 117 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,853 WELL, SEE, I WAS IN THE MALL THE OTHER DAY, AND I SAW THIS REALLY COOL BIKE. 118 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:52,511 AND, WELL, I-I BOUGHT IT FOR HIM. 119 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:55,308 COME ON, BARBRA JEAN, HONEY, WE SHOULD GO. OH, JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE. 120 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,326 OH, LOOK, YOU KNOW. WHEN WE GOT DIVORCED, 121 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,378 WE NEVER DISCUSSED WHO GOT WHAT TRADITION. 122 00:06:59,402 --> 00:07:01,686 I JUST SORT OF FIGURED THAT THE BIKE ONE WAS MINE. 123 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:05,023 OH, WELL, HERE'S MY FAVORITE TRADITION. YOU'RE WRONG. 124 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,825 COME ON. I ALREADY BOUGHT HIM THE BIKE. 125 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:09,869 AND BESIDES, I'M THE ONE WHO BOUGHT CHEYENNE 126 00:07:09,893 --> 00:07:11,529 A CHRISTMAS BIKE WHEN SHE WAS EIGHT. 127 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:16,568 I MADE A TRADITION WHEN I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT KYRA'S BIKE WHEN SHE WAS EIGHT. 128 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:18,870 MINE HAD A BOW ON IT. I WIN. 129 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:26,711 REBA, THE FIRST THING JAKE SHOULD SEE CHRISTMAS MORNING IS THAT BIKE. 130 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,314 DO YOU REALLY WANNA TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM? 131 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,736 KIND OF. 132 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:43,394 OKAY, FINE. THANKS, REBA. I'M GONNA GO TELL HIM. 133 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:47,332 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TORCH THE TREE ON YOUR WAY OUT? 134 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:57,092 I'M ALL READY. OH, THERE'S MY BIG BOY. 135 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,727 HIS FIRST CHRISTMAS EVE AWAY FROM HIS MAMA. 136 00:07:59,796 --> 00:08:04,766 NOW REMEMBER, IF YOU SING REALLY, REALLY LOUD, I'LL BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU OVER HERE. 137 00:08:07,537 --> 00:08:11,089 I'LL TRY. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU TOO, BABY. HAVE FUN. 138 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:14,992 [Off-key] ♪ JOY TO THE WORLD ♪ 139 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:17,879 ♪ THE LORD IS COME ♪♪ 140 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:21,716 ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS, BROCK. 141 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:27,873 [Door Closes] WELL, IT'S JUST ME AND YOU, KIDDO. 142 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:30,575 SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO FIRST? GO MAKE SOME HOT APPLE CIDER, 143 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:33,761 OR GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON OUR ELF PAJAMAS AND DECORATE THE TREE? 144 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:36,125 COME ON, MOM. THE TWO OF US SITTING HERE, 145 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,883 FORCING SOME HOLIDAY TRADITIONS THAT DON'T EXIST ANYMORE? 146 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:43,605 IT SOUNDS KIND OF PATHETIC. PATHETIC OR SUPER-DUPER FUN? 147 00:08:43,674 --> 00:08:48,259 THE THING IS KENDALL'S FAMILY HAS THIS HUGE CHRISTMAS EVE OPEN HOUSE EVERY YEAR. 148 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,323 [Phone Rings] HANG ON A SEC. 149 00:08:50,347 --> 00:08:53,865 HELLO? NO, HAVE YOUR MOM DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK. 150 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:56,067 SHE HASN'T SAID YES YET. 151 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:01,472 - PLEASE? - GO. 152 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,642 PULL AROUND. 153 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:07,561 MOM, YOU ARE THE BEST. MM, SAVE IT FOR SANTA. 154 00:09:08,665 --> 00:09:11,032 I WON'T BE LATE. YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 155 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,601 MERRY CHRISTMAS. YEAH, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 156 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:29,266 SO I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO THE FOREST NOW, HUH? 157 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:49,270 OH, EXCUSE ME. DO YOU KNOW WHO I TALK TO ABOUT DONATING SOME FOOD? 158 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:51,658 WELL, I'LL TAKE IT. OH, ARE YOU IN CHARGE HERE? 159 00:09:51,690 --> 00:09:55,126 NO, I'M HUNGRY. OH. 160 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:57,111 WELL, THOSE ARE HOMEMADE COOKIES. 161 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,747 I MAKE 'EM EVERY YEAR WHEN MY FAMILY DECORATES OUR TREE. 162 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,901 I ALSO WEAR THESE CUTE LITTLE ELF PAJAMAS, 163 00:10:01,925 --> 00:10:04,085 BUT I DIDN'T WANNA START A RUCKUS. [Laughs] 164 00:10:04,153 --> 00:10:08,189 YEAH, THANKS FOR THAT. 165 00:10:08,257 --> 00:10:12,326 ANYHOW, MY FAMILY'S OFF DOING OTHER STUFF, SO HERE I AM, HELPING OUT. 166 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:15,562 SHARING THE CHRISTMAS CHEER. GO ON. HAVE ANOTHER ONE. 167 00:10:15,631 --> 00:10:18,071 NO. OH, YEAH, THERE'S PLENTY. GO AHEAD. 168 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,634 I DON'T DOUBT IT. THEY'RE LOUSY. 169 00:10:25,307 --> 00:10:27,975 HOW ABOUT YOU? YOU WANT SOME GRAVY FOR YOUR MASHED POTATOES? 170 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,994 YOU MAKE IT? YES, SIR. 171 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:33,264 PASS. 172 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,050 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE WRECKING THIS FOR ME. 173 00:10:36,119 --> 00:10:38,114 HERE I AM SUPPOSED TO BE FEELING GOOD ABOUT ALL THIS, 174 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,498 AND ALL I FEEL LIKE DOING IS POURING THIS GRAVY IN YOUR LAP. 175 00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:44,692 OH, HEY THERE, SISTER. 176 00:10:44,761 --> 00:10:47,578 HEY, I'M JUST GIVING HIM SOME GRAVY. THERE YOU GO. 177 00:10:48,631 --> 00:10:50,731 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 178 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:55,403 MY PROBLEM IS I'M HERE ON CHRISTMAS EVE INSTEAD OF BEING WITH MY FAMILY. 179 00:10:55,472 --> 00:10:59,590 OH, WELL, HEY, I'VE GOT THE SAME PROBLEM. 180 00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:02,443 IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT WITH YOUR FAMILY? 181 00:11:02,511 --> 00:11:06,480 I GOTTA WORK. IT'S THE BUSIEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR FOR SANTA. 182 00:11:06,549 --> 00:11:09,349 OH, RIGHT, YOU'RE SANTA. [Chuckles] 183 00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:12,286 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT SINCE I'M THE TOOTH FAIRY. 184 00:11:12,354 --> 00:11:14,805 I REALLY AM SANTA. 185 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:19,293 TODAY, I WAS AT RYAN'S DEPARTMENT STORE. 186 00:11:19,361 --> 00:11:22,463 - WELL, THAT MUST BE FUN. - IT'S FOUR BUCKS AN HOUR, LADY. 187 00:11:22,531 --> 00:11:26,667 YEAH, IT'S GREAT. WHERE'S YOUR FAMILY? 188 00:11:26,736 --> 00:11:30,704 [Laughs] WELL, THEY'RE OFF HAVING A GREAT TIME. 189 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:33,808 MY OLDEST DAUGHTER IS GOING TO LAKE CONROE. 190 00:11:33,877 --> 00:11:35,810 AND THEN MY OTHER DAUGHTER'S AT A PARTY. 191 00:11:35,879 --> 00:11:40,681 AND MY BABY BOY, HE'S WITH HIS DAD. 192 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:42,828 HEY, HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 193 00:11:42,852 --> 00:11:46,187 UH, LOOK, I'M EATING YOUR GRAVY. 194 00:11:46,256 --> 00:11:49,090 MMM! OOH! 195 00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:57,965 AND THEY'RE GONNA GIVE HIM THE BIKE. 196 00:11:58,034 --> 00:12:01,419 COULD BE WORSE. THEY COULD BE GIVING HIM A PONY. 197 00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:07,008 I KNOW, I FEEL STUPID. HERE I AM FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF, 198 00:12:07,076 --> 00:12:09,996 AND ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE HAVE A LOT BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN I DO. 199 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:14,798 YEAH, THAT'S WHY I COME DOWN HERE, TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. 200 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,978 I USED TO HANG AROUND WITH A DISFIGURED GUY, 201 00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:20,082 SO I WOULDN'T FEEL BAD ABOUT THE EXTRA WEIGHT I PUT ON. 202 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,091 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 203 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,126 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT. 204 00:12:26,196 --> 00:12:29,664 LOOK, THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE SUFFERING WORSE THAN YOU. 205 00:12:29,732 --> 00:12:32,332 IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOUR PAIN DOESN'T COUNT. 206 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:40,257 JUST WHEN I THOUGHT DIVORCE COULDN'T HURT ME ANY MORE, I LOSE SOMETHING ELSE. 207 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,693 CHRISTMAS EVE USED TO BE SO SPECIAL. 208 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:47,465 WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE TALKING TO YOU, BUT... 209 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,328 I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET GOING. 210 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,854 I HEAR WE'RE GONNA GET AN ICE STORM LATER. 211 00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:56,373 OH, OKAY. YOU HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE? 212 00:12:56,442 --> 00:13:00,427 YEAH. EVERY FREAKIN' HOUSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 213 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,633 BE SAFE. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 214 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:09,570 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 215 00:13:09,638 --> 00:13:12,890 REBA. 216 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,937 HEY, HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME? 217 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:18,562 - I KNOW EVERYBODY'S NAME. - OH, YEAH, YOU'RE SANTA. 218 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,099 DON'T WALK OUT OF HERE TONIGHT FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF. 219 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:25,402 IF YOU DO, YOU'RE STEALING CHRISTMAS FROM EVERY PERSON, 220 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,906 WHO, FOR WHATEVER REASON, ISN'T WITH THEIR FAMILY TONIGHT. 221 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,425 IF YOUR TRADITIONS MEANT ANYTHING, 222 00:13:31,493 --> 00:13:34,612 YOUR FAMILY'S STILL TOGETHER IN YOUR HEART. 223 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:39,149 GO HOME. DECORATE YOUR TREE. END OF SPEECH. 224 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,851 THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE THOSE? I DON'T. 225 00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:50,411 BY THE TIME WE GET TO JAPAN, YOU'D BE SURPRISED WHAT A REINDEER WILL EAT. 226 00:13:59,455 --> 00:14:01,855 [Van] OKAY, SO HOW DOES THIS TRADITION THING WORK? 227 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,925 WELL, WHAT WERE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY TRADITIONS GROWING UP? 228 00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:08,462 UH, DAD WOULD GOLF, MOM WOULD DRINK, AND I'D PLAY WITH MY TOYS. 229 00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:13,300 HEY, AT MY HOUSE, WE WOULD ALWAYS HANG STOCKINGS. 230 00:14:13,368 --> 00:14:15,697 AND THAT WOULD BE THE FIRST THING THAT WE'D OPEN. WE SHOULD DO THAT. 231 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:18,288 GREAT. DID YOU BRING THE STOCKINGS? 232 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:23,160 NO. DIDN'T YOU? NO. 233 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:26,780 WELL, I HAVE SOCKS AND HUGE FEET. 234 00:14:26,849 --> 00:14:29,077 LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT THE WHOLE STOCKING THING. OKAY. 235 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,435 WHAT SHOULD WE MAKE FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER? 236 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,638 OH. MOM ALWAYS MAKES ROAST BEEF. 237 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,824 PERFECT. BUT DO YOU THINK WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO COOK IT? 238 00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:41,812 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE HAVE A FRYING PAN. 239 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,671 WELL, WHY DON'T WE HAVE ROAST BEEF HERE? 240 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:54,224 GREAT IDEA. PERFECT. 241 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,460 ALL RIGHT. 242 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,599 HMM. 243 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:05,936 DANG, THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ROAST BEEF. 244 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:09,372 WHAT KIND OF ROADSIDE PANCAKE HOUSE IS THIS? 245 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:13,060 [Thunder] 246 00:15:15,197 --> 00:15:17,397 HELLO, DEBORAH? YEAH, IT'S REBA. 247 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:21,785 YEAH, I WAS JUST CALLING TO SAY BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER AND ALL, 248 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:25,405 MAYBE IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA FOR KYRA TO SPEND THE NIGHT OVER THERE TONIGHT. 249 00:15:25,474 --> 00:15:28,358 NEVER MIND, DEBORAH. SHE'S BACK. THANKS A BUNCH. 250 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,562 - HEY, MOM. - KYRA, WHY DID YOU COME HOME? 251 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,576 NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING, MIND YOU, BUT IT'S TERRIBLE OUT THERE. 252 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,901 IT WASN'T THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS PARTY. DID YOU KNOW THEY'RE JEWISH? 253 00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:44,041 NO, THEY'RE NOT. 254 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,695 I KNOW. I JUST COULDN'T GET THE PICTURE OF YOU ALL ALONE OUT OF MY HEAD. 255 00:15:47,764 --> 00:15:50,364 SO, YOU WANNA SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS? 256 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:53,917 MOM, DON'T PUSH IT. OKAY, GREAT. 257 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:57,154 I GUESS WE CAN SPEND THE TIME DISCUSSING YOUR PERSONAL LIFE. 258 00:15:57,222 --> 00:16:01,141 ♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪ 259 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,877 OH, YOU'RE BACK. YES. 260 00:16:03,946 --> 00:16:06,758 AND YOU'RE SOAKED. LET ME TAKE ELIZABETH. COME HERE, DARLING. 261 00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:09,065 THANK YOU. HERE YOU GO. 262 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,580 WOW, I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU GUYS BACK UNTIL TOMORROW. WHAT HAPPENED? 263 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,955 WELL, WE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF STUPID TO START NEW TRADITIONS... 264 00:16:15,024 --> 00:16:17,324 WHEN WE HAVE SUCH GREAT OLD ONES. 265 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:20,894 PLUS, UH, WE FORGOT OUR STOCKINGS. 266 00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:22,996 WELL, I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE BACK. 267 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,265 WHY DON'T YOU GO ON IN AND JOIN IN ON THE FUN. 268 00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:33,857 - [Door Opens] - I'M BACK! 269 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:39,513 WHOO-HOO, JAKE! OH, THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT I'VE EVER HAD. 270 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,182 HE'S WORRIED THAT SANTA WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND HIM, 271 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,869 SO HE WANTS TO LEAVE A NOTE ON HIS BED. 272 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,987 I TOLD HIM WE COULD JUST CALL SANTA, 273 00:16:47,056 --> 00:16:50,941 BUT SOMEBODY TOLD HIM SANTA DOESN'T HAVE A PHONE. 274 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,178 WELL, HE DOESN'T. 275 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,180 I MEAN, THAT'S JUST SILLY. 276 00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:01,301 MERRY CHRISTMAS, DADDY. HEY, BARBRA JEAN. 277 00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:03,320 MERRY CHRISTMAS, ANGEL. 278 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,068 YOU KNOW, IT WAS REALLY ROUGH DRIVING OVER HERE. 279 00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:09,226 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. IF THIS STORM DOESN'T BREAK, 280 00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:11,272 WE MAY HAVE TO STAY OVER HERE TONIGHT. 281 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,580 THAT'D BE GREAT. 282 00:17:13,649 --> 00:17:15,649 I COULD BORROW ONE OF REBA'S NIGHTIES. 283 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,073 OH, THE STORM WILL BREAK. 284 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:26,476 IF THERE'S A GOD IN HEAVEN, IT'LL BREAK. 285 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:30,063 HEY, DAD, SINCE YOU'RE HERE, YOU GET TO DO THE LIGHTS LIKE ALWAYS. 286 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,744 - WHAT CAN I DO? - WELL, YOU CAN STAND OUT ON THE FRONT PORCH... 287 00:17:32,768 --> 00:17:35,035 AND MONITOR THE WEATHER. 288 00:17:35,104 --> 00:17:38,205 - OKAY. - BARBRA JEAN. 289 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,827 YOU CAN DO THE TINSEL. 290 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,563 [Gasps] ONE STRAND AT A TIME. 291 00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:49,211 YOU KNOW WHAT ME AND MY SISTER WOULD DO WHEN WE WOULD DECORATE THE TREE? 292 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,235 - WHAT? - TINSEL FIGHT! 293 00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:55,889 [Screams] COME ON, REBA! 294 00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,991 MAKE IT HARD FOR ME. BOB AND WEAVE. 295 00:17:58,060 --> 00:18:01,411 BOB AND WEAVE. BARBRA JEAN? BARBRA JEAN, HONEY, HONEY? 296 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:05,749 [Chuckles] MAYBE YOU OUGHTA JUST FOCUS ON THE TREE. 297 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,751 OKAY. OKAY. 298 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,354 [Quiet Scream] [Laughs] 299 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,078 ALL YOUR KIDS ARE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS. LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT YOUR WISH. 300 00:18:18,147 --> 00:18:19,914 YEAH. 301 00:18:28,457 --> 00:18:31,641 WELL, ALMOST. [Laughs] 302 00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:39,049 [Thunder] 303 00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:42,719 BROCK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HAVIN' A SÉANCE IN HERE? 304 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:47,691 NO, I WAS GONNA MAKE A BOLOGNA SANDWICH. I WANTED TO SET THE MOOD. 305 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,546 THE POWER'S OUT. YEAH. 306 00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:57,234 [Thunderclap] OOH, IT'S REALLY HOWLING OUT THERE. 307 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,754 - HEY, REBA? - YEAH. 308 00:19:00,823 --> 00:19:03,891 IT WAS ALWAYS A NICE TRADITION, CHRISTMAS EVE. 309 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,909 YEAH, IT WAS. 310 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:10,581 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST SITTING HERE THINKING ABOUT ALL THE CHRISTMAS EVES... 311 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,583 BACK WHEN THE KIDS WERE LITTLE. 312 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,001 US UP LATE, PUTTING STUFF TOGETHER. 313 00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:18,522 OKAY, YOU PUTTING STUFF TOGETHER. 314 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:21,158 ME, BUZZED ON EGGNOG, PLAYING WITH THE TOYS. 315 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,815 YOU THINK THEY REMEMBER IT? 316 00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:32,752 I MEAN, DO YOU THINK THEY REMEMBER IT AS GOOD? 317 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,608 YEAH, I REALLY DO. 318 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:43,881 POWER'S BACK. YEAH. 319 00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:04,896 [Reba] WHOA! 320 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:10,790 YOU GOT HIM THE BIKE, AND THEN BROUGHT IT OVER HERE IN THIS STORM? 321 00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:12,792 THAT WAS SO SWEET. 322 00:20:12,861 --> 00:20:16,713 OH, COME ON. I DIDN'T BRING THE BIKE OVER HERE. YOU WENT OUT AND BOUGHT IT. 323 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:20,550 I DIDN'T BUY HIM A BIKE, YOU BUTT. 324 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,623 AND THANK YOU. WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME. 325 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:28,041 BUT I KNOW YOU DID IT, YOU DOUBLE BUTT. 326 00:20:31,046 --> 00:20:33,764 [Chuckles] 327 00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:37,517 YEAH, HAVE IT YOUR WAY. 328 00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:39,669 I BETTER GET SOME REST. 329 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:44,675 IN THREE SHORT HOURS, I HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE BARBRA JEAN. 330 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,497 - MERRY CHRISTMAS, BROCK. - MERRY CHRISTMAS, REBA. 331 00:21:52,327 --> 00:21:55,245 ACME! [Coughing] 26824

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