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Grandma!
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Sorry, Tylor honey.
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Your alarm was going off.
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Your scream scared the
teeth right outta me. Ah.
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My sweet grandbaby
is so lucky to have
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his favorite grandma move in.
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Otherwise, he'd
be late for work.
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Yes, he would. Oh, no.
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You gotta pivot, baby, pivot.
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♪ It is gonna be a funny day ♪
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Hey! You laughing at me?
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You laughing at me?
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I gotta power this
city with laughs.
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So, you better be
laughing at me.
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One Tuskmon Breakfast Special.
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Gooberry pancakes
with extra goo.
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Ah. Thanks, Mom.
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Bernard, you got a whole
hardware store downstairs,
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when are you gonna
make yourself useful
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and adjust the door
frames for Tylor?
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This house isn't
big enough for him
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and all his potential.
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Look at those
mighty horn. Mmm.
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He's the son I never had.
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Ma, I'm right here.
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And three, two, one...
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Good morning, Tuskmon family.
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Good morning, Val.
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Hey, son, I got a new
one for ya. Ah, I'm good.
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Eh, what did the sea
monster have for dinner?
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Please, don't... Fish and ships.
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Nice one, Mr. T.
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We should use that
one at work, Double T.
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Or maybe we shouldn't.
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Come on. I don't
get this joke stuff.
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Back in my day,
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you just scared those
little human kids.
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What's wrong with that?
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I get it, Mrs. Grandma Tuskmon.
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Change can be scary.
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Like how you moved out of the
retirement home. Kicked out.
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To move back here,
but that worked out.
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No, it didn't.
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Every day I miss Creaking Acres.
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My water aerobics class
was swimming with widowers.
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Mmm-hmm! MILLIE: Talk
about your dating pool.
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Okay, well, Laugh Power
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is ten times stronger
than Scream Power.
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It's taking us all
into the future.
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Yep, it's laughter we're after.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Show
her your signature bit.
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Tada! Eh?
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Eh? Ooh!
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And I still don't get it.
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Good Morning, Monstropolis.
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Welcome to I Scream... U Scream.
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The news debate show
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where we take on the
issues of the day.
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Head to head. I'm
Jack. I'm Jill,
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and I'm about to clean
the floor with Jack
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who refuses to
clean ours at home.
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If you want me to clean it,
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put it on the chore board, Jill!
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Jack, it's been nine months
since Monsters, Incorporated
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disgraced CEO Henry J.
Waternoose was arrested
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for plotting to use a scream
extractor on human children.
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Well, Jill, we
may be monsters,
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but we're not monsters.
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Since then, the power company has
left screams behind, for laughs.
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Today's topic, Laugh
Power, is it a joke?
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Nope. I'm going to say yes.
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And it's a bad one.
So, I'm not laughing.
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Because there's
not one funny bone
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in your side of our body.
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Well, I may be literally
stuck with Jack,
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but I'm more attached
to Scare Power.
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Thankfully, companies
like Scare Masters... Nah.
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Scream Industries and
Fear Co... Uh-uh. No.
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have the guts to uphold.
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Monstropolis's proud
tradition of scaring. Nah.
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Forget tradition.
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The science shows that
laughter is more powerful.
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Pretty soon, screams
will be as useless
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as our therapy session.
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Because you're always
talking about your feelings.
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That's the whole
point of therapy!
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I'm calling Doctor Fangberg.
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Where's my stress ball?
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Well, much like you...
Where's my stress ball?
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Monsters, Inc.'s current CEOs,
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James P. Sullivan and
Mike "Weirdzowski"
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have yet to convince
me to change.
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What? Have you ever heard
anything so insulting, Sulley?
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Hey, at least they're
talking about Laugh Power.
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Mike Weirdzowski?
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I'm not weird. Am I weird?
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Weird-ish. Yeah.
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I'm gonna call them
demanding a correction,
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an apology, a retraction,
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a revocation, and
an incantation.
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Where's that new
assistant of ours?
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Cameron!
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Get Jack and Jill
on the phone.
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I'm gonna give them
a piece of my mind.
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Maybe even the whole thing.
Yeah, the whole mind.
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Hello, Monsters News Network.
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Hello, hi, hi... Please hold.
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I'm on hold. Unbelievable.
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The insults keep
coming. Calm down, Mike.
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You don't wanna burst a
blood vessel in your eye.
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The news and Monstropolis
and everybody else
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will come around on Laugh Power.
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It's the right thing to do.
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Hi, Monsters News Network.
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Finally, this is Mike
Wazo... Please hold.
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I'm on hold again.
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Hush. Besides, the
company is doing well.
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Jokesters are getting laughs.
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Everything is working.
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All right, Jokesters.
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Doors at the ready.
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Yeah. Go, Tylor, go.
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Fill that canister.
And we are a go.
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Ta-da.
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Hey.
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Nailed it.
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Hey!
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Ow. Ow. Ow.
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Nice, Phlegm.
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Way to go, Lanky. Yeah!
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Huh?
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Oh, boy...
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Hey, who ordered
all these donuts?
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Oh. Hi, Tylor.
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Uh. What's wrong, kid?
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You don't like the Oops,
Too Many Donuts routine?
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Yeah, it's great, but
you did that last week.
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Uh, oh, I did? Oh.
Okay, well, uh...
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Well, uh, I've got something I've
been work shopping if you wanna...
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Hi,
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I'm a widdle donut
who came to life...
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Oh. The weird baby
voice again...
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Yeah, you, you heard
that one too, huh?
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Oh, okay. Okay, well,
you know I'm not gonna
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let this little
hiccup get me down.
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Yep! Everything is great.
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In fact, d...
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This is actually a big
day for me, you know?
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I'm kinda being celebrated later
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at my old college's
homecoming game.
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So... Oh! Uh
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bed's a little rickety, you
might wanna take a look at that.
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Yeah, you see, I was
trained to be a Scarer, uh,
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I even got voted as
last year's Scream King.
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So, it's kind of a big deal.
It's kind of a big deal.
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I know.
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You've told me a million times.
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You were the top Scarer
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and now you want to
be the top Jokester.
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Just trying to stay
positive, my man, you know?
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Yeah.
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Listen, I'd love
to help you out,
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but I'm six.
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And I have a big coloring
book to finish tomorrow. So...
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Oh. Yes. Of course.
No, yeah. I'll, uh...
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I'll make sure to get a
laugh out of you next time.
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Yeah, yeah... Yeah.
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Good talk. Yeah...
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Night night. Good night, Tylor.
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So... how'd it
go with Ben? Who?
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Uh, the adorable little boy
who loves playing music,
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coloring inside the lines, and
getting a full eight hours of sleep.
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You know, Ben.
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Oh, right.
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That's his name. Ben.
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Ben. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's, uh, he's fine,
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although, uh, weirdly,
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no longer a fan of my donut bit.
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Whoo!
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Little light on the
laughs, eh, College Boy?
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Good thing there's no
longer a leader board, huh?
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Because you'd be all the
way on the bottom. Ha!
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Excuse me, Duncan, I'm
gonna have to ask you
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not to bother the Jokester
while he's working.
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Don't listen to him.
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Instead, be like me, and
listen to the sticker.
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You're a star, Tylor!
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You shine so bright
filling up canisters,
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I had to put sunglasses on.
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Hmm.
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Thanks, Val.
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That is what I'm
talking about!
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Congratulations everyone,
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today's GiggleWatt
Goal has been achieved.
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If you're able,
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feel free to head over to
the big Monsters University
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homecoming game.
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Go MU!
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Mary!
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Go you, and go Monsters U!
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I really wanted to take
us over the edge today.
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Hey, we all did our part.
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Right now, I gotta help
escort the former king.
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Your Majesty.
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Okay, okay, stop!
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Oh! That's why they
haven't fired him yet,
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he's royalty.
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All hail the king!
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Yo, there he is!
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Big man Tylor!
TYLOR: Hey, hey!
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What's up, dude?
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Yeah, Big T, in the fur!
- Hey, hey!
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Welcome back,
Scream King! Hello!
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Hi. How are you? FEMALE
MONSTER: It's Tylor!
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Welcome back, Tylor!
- Heyo!
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Hey! Tylor! Hello. Hi!
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Hi! How are ya? It's
the Scream King!
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- Nice to be back.
- Here you go.
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Take one.
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What are you doing, anyway?
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Mr. Wazowski asked me to help out
with recruiting new Jokesters.
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No better place to
start than here.
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It's great to be back.
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Feels like old times.
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I haven't been back
since I dropped out.
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Scaring School
wasn't for everyone.
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I wasn't very good at it.
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But I do have fond memories
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of waving to you
by this trashcan.
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And this beautiful bench!
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And this patch of grass
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where I thought you waved back,
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but apparently, it
was to someone else.
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I wish I had waved back to you.
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I'm sorry we weren't
friends then, but, uh,
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I'm really glad we are now.
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Me too.
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Students, fans, and alumni...
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Hut, set! Grover Grover!
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welcome to Monsters
University.
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Hut! Hut! Hut!
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Grecko's open! Got it!
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And he coughs up the ball.
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Probably didn't taste
that great, anyway.
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Ooh, and that's a loss
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of 20 yards,
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- and possibly a loss of Samuel.
- Shake it off!
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Who doesn't love a
good football game?
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With all the foots
and the balls?
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FearTech blitzes!
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That's a lot of tentacles!
Yeah! I can't believe
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I'm on the field with
you! Williams scrambles!
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MU! He's still on his feet!
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All three of 'em! MU.
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00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,089
Ugh. I don't like football,
heights, or Tylor.
256
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,632
Shoo! Get away, bird!
257
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,217
Everything about
this is terrible!
258
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,136
What are you talking about?
259
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,971
This is wonderful!
260
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,515
You can see the whole
field from here.
261
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:06,894
Oh?
262
00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:08,102
Oh, no.
263
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,396
Hey, hey. Oh, it's fine.
264
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,974
I can make out shapes.
265
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,733
Yeah, that's either
a quarterback
266
00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:16,176
or this gentleman's spleen.
267
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,697
MU! MU! QUARTERBACK:
Hut! Hut! Hut!
268
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:20,948
Williams drops back,
269
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,366
and he's going long,
270
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,328
it's a Hail Scary!
271
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,163
- Oh. Uh, oh, no, no, no...
- Whoa. Heads up.
272
00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,292
You know,
273
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,920
there is such a thing as
being too close to the action.
274
00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,362
Uh, thank you!
275
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,340
Johnny Worthington!
276
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,383
Can I, can I please
have your autograph?
277
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,928
Oh. Happy to,
little one. Please,
278
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,095
please, please, please...
279
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,347
Oh, look, you have
my rookie card.
280
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,058
That's a rare find.
You're my favorite Scarer!
281
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,935
Hut! Hut! Hut!
Are you somebody?
282
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,937
Oh, well, uh, I was.
283
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,772
I mean, I... I am but, uh...
284
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,941
That somebody is
Tylor Tuskmon. Uh...
285
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,526
He beat a bunch of my
school scare records.
286
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:57,777
He's the top of his class
287
00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,364
and he was last
year's Scream King.
288
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,740
Tuskmon, huh?
289
00:12:03,018 --> 00:12:04,120
Jury's still out.
290
00:12:05,341 --> 00:12:07,161
And it's MU with the
field goal attempt.
291
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,663
Samuel to hold.
292
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,331
The kick is up!
293
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,091
And so is Samuel!
294
00:12:13,762 --> 00:12:15,389
Huh?
295
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:19,507
And he's just inside
the upright for a score!
296
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,801
Yelps.
297
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,095
And that's the half, everyone!
298
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:27,181
But don't go anywhere, up
next we're proudly honoring
299
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:30,726
the former Scream Kings
and Queens of Monsters U!
300
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,770
Your Majesties, please grace us
301
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,064
with your presence
on the field now!
302
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,357
Woohoo! That's you.
303
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,611
That's you.
304
00:12:37,636 --> 00:12:40,652
Come on, kid, time to enjoy
our moment in the sun.
305
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,697
Bye, kids! Bye, hon! Love you.
306
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,366
Don't spend too long in
the sun. You burn easy.
307
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,326
Good luck, Daddy!
308
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,162
J.J. you're such a suck-up.
309
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,063
Wowee!
310
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,709
Oh, Tylor's coming up next.
311
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,794
Yay, Tylor! Go, Tylor!
312
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,796
Tylor! We're up here.
313
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,173
Did he hear? Do you
think he sees us?
314
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,009
I can't see anything.
315
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,075
Unless...
316
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,223
Ah, negative, it's blurrier
than the union's stance
317
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,433
on dating in the workplace.
318
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,017
We're still not tall enough.
319
00:13:16,272 --> 00:13:17,314
I'm busy.
320
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,025
Hey, hey, hey!
321
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,300
Bird!
322
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,237
That was even sadder up close.
323
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,822
Welcome back, Royals.
324
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,240
Ah, you're doing my heart good.
325
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,825
Now, let's line up.
326
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:31,287
Professor Knight. Good to
see you again. Johnny! Tylor!
327
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,165
Ah, I love seeing a couple
of my favorite students
328
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,583
standing next to each other.
329
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,460
I almost couldn't
tell you apart.
330
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,421
Probably the horns. You know,
331
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,465
you could learn a thing
or two from him. Well,
332
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,467
I can't promise either one
would be useful though!
333
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,718
Right?
334
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,137
You're such a kidder. He's
a kidder, right? Yeah.
335
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,680
Hello, Monsters. Oh.
336
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:53,476
And welcome to the annual
homecoming game halftime show,
337
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,270
where we're honoring
our former Scream Kings
338
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,606
and Queens. Go Tylor!
339
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,149
Yay! Go, Daddy, go!
340
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,525
Yay! Get 'em, kid!
341
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,801
Whatever, eh.
342
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,905
What, uh, what exactly
are we supposed to do?
343
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,639
Just smile and wave.
344
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:13,437
If we gotta work late,
345
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,564
at least we can listen to
the game and support Tylor.
346
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,150
Anything is better than this
news station's hold music.
347
00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:19,777
It's as bad as their coverage.
348
00:14:19,801 --> 00:14:22,780
Let's hear it for
Jebediah Krakensen!
349
00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:24,365
Hey! He owes me money.
350
00:14:24,389 --> 00:14:27,118
And Dorothy Basiliski.
351
00:14:27,142 --> 00:14:29,370
I thought she died.
Only on the inside.
352
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,897
I am done.
353
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,419
Thank you, Cameron.
354
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,463
And now CEO of Fear Co.
355
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,799
Johnny Worthington.
356
00:14:41,823 --> 00:14:44,701
Ooh, look at the
sheen on his fur.
357
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:47,430
Maybe he's single.
358
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:48,780
No,
359
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,056
he's already married.
360
00:14:50,081 --> 00:14:51,892
Mil! Oh, come on.
361
00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:54,019
I'm just kidding.
362
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,562
I checked.
363
00:14:55,587 --> 00:14:58,190
Top Scarer? Come on. Please.
364
00:14:58,214 --> 00:15:00,317
He was easily beaten
by yours truly
365
00:15:00,341 --> 00:15:02,820
at the Scare Games.
Which we cheated during,
366
00:15:02,844 --> 00:15:05,740
and got expelled for.
Ah, Details, details.
367
00:15:05,764 --> 00:15:06,949
It doesn't matter anyway,
368
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,242
'cause we're gonna
beat out Fear Co.
369
00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,536
As the better, more
efficient power company.
370
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,620
And when we do, Sulley,
371
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,080
I'm gonna get in his face,
372
00:15:13,104 --> 00:15:14,874
and I'm gonna say,
"You're a loser."
373
00:15:14,898 --> 00:15:16,167
- "And no one likes..."
- Loser?
374
00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:18,043
I'm appalled. No. No.
No. Not you, ma'am.
375
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,296
Sounds like that went well.
376
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,339
It did not.
377
00:15:24,783 --> 00:15:26,343
And last but not least,
378
00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:29,680
the most recent Scream King,
who was top of his class
379
00:15:29,704 --> 00:15:34,018
and still holds the record
for the loudest roar.
380
00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:38,314
Please welcome Tylor Tuskmon.
381
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,941
Go, Tyler! Go. Yay!
382
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,735
Tylor works at Monsters, Inc.
383
00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:44,904
Where he is a top scarer.
384
00:15:44,928 --> 00:15:47,406
Oh, uh, I'm actually
a Jokester now. So...
385
00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:48,866
A Jokester?
386
00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:50,284
What's a Jokester?
387
00:15:50,308 --> 00:15:51,577
Sorry, uh, is it...
388
00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:53,078
Can I... Sorry, everyone.
389
00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:54,789
Hi, uh, Tylor here.
390
00:15:54,813 --> 00:15:56,415
Uh, I, I just...
I'm not a Scarer.
391
00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:57,666
I'm a Jokester.
392
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,668
Monsters, Inc, they
switched to Laugh Power.
393
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:00,795
You... Oh, okay...
394
00:16:00,819 --> 00:16:02,505
I... I make kids laugh now,
395
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,705
I'm a, a Jokester. So, yeah.
396
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,720
Oh, you're such a kidder.
397
00:16:09,744 --> 00:16:12,097
You know what, I got this
great bit I do with, uh,
398
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:14,058
donuts, actually. Uh,
I need the microphone.
399
00:16:14,082 --> 00:16:16,709
Does, uh, first... Does
anybody have donuts?
400
00:16:17,595 --> 00:16:19,522
No. Okay, well, uh...
401
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:20,898
Well, okay, uh,
wait, just imagine
402
00:16:20,922 --> 00:16:22,691
that there's donuts on
my horns. All right?
403
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,401
Sometimes I, I... I
toss them on there.
404
00:16:24,425 --> 00:16:25,486
like this.
405
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:27,279
Whoop! Whoop!
406
00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:29,031
And then I go "Hey",
407
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,325
"who ordered all these donuts?"
408
00:16:31,349 --> 00:16:33,702
I don't know. Who?
409
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,872
I hear Tylor's endearingly
neurotic voice.
410
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,916
Hey, guys, what's he doing?
411
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:42,086
Humiliating himself
in front of thousands.
412
00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:45,665
It's a gift from above.
413
00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:49,260
The donut hacky sack thing...
414
00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:50,761
You know, 'cause you gotta...
415
00:16:50,785 --> 00:16:52,429
I think maybe it's like
416
00:16:52,453 --> 00:16:53,848
the knee thing, or something
or, uh... I can't watch.
417
00:16:53,872 --> 00:16:55,683
They say there's no such thing
as bad press... ...you know,
418
00:16:55,707 --> 00:16:57,810
but, uh, they may make an exception
for this. ...'cause I'm a... I, uh...
419
00:16:57,834 --> 00:17:00,146
I, um, I feel like this
isn't translating as well
420
00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:02,181
without the donuts... Um,
421
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,774
Oh, oh!
422
00:17:03,798 --> 00:17:07,501
What did the sea
monster have for dinner?
423
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:10,068
Fish and ships.
424
00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:13,617
Fish and... You heard?
425
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,077
Fish and ships.
With a, with a "sh."
426
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,245
That's my joke.
427
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,538
Like the sailing
vessel... Oh, sweetie.
428
00:17:17,562 --> 00:17:18,956
Like fish and chips...
But he didn't hit ships
429
00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:20,457
as hard as he could
have. ...Would be...
430
00:17:20,481 --> 00:17:23,127
But this is ships because of
the... Thank you, Tylor Tuskmon.
431
00:17:23,151 --> 00:17:25,111
Don't give up your day job!
432
00:17:25,403 --> 00:17:26,963
Oh, wait, that is your day job.
433
00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:28,883
Beautiful.
434
00:17:28,907 --> 00:17:31,126
What an utter disaster.
435
00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:44,815
A jokester?
436
00:17:44,839 --> 00:17:45,941
You gotta be kidding me.
437
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,109
"Make Jokesters out of Scarers?"
438
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,529
Yeah, right.
439
00:17:50,553 --> 00:17:51,783
Pathetic.
440
00:18:07,904 --> 00:18:10,423
Val, what am I doing?
441
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,508
I can't even fill a canister.
442
00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:13,677
Aw, come on.
443
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,179
You almost filled
that one from today.
444
00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:16,805
Yeah.
445
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,478
I, uh, just wish I
was doing better.
446
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,072
Oh! Uh, Mr. Worthington...
447
00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:29,751
I, uh, played in enough games
to know you can't win 'em all.
448
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,587
Don't get too down on yourself.
449
00:18:32,642 --> 00:18:34,072
You've got a lot of potential.
450
00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:35,324
One day,
451
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,708
you'll make your
mark on the world.
452
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,744
Hey, Joe College.
453
00:18:38,768 --> 00:18:40,079
Let's go. Hurry up.
454
00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:41,622
Uh, Dad duties call.
455
00:18:41,646 --> 00:18:43,207
I said doodies.
456
00:18:43,231 --> 00:18:44,861
Listen, chin up.
457
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:45,917
You'll get 'em next time.
458
00:18:45,942 --> 00:18:47,503
Thanks, Mr. Worthington.
459
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,630
Oh, please, call me Johnny.
460
00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:51,406
And just keep filling
those canisters.
461
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:58,138
Monsters News Network,
how can I help you?
462
00:18:58,162 --> 00:18:59,348
Oh, Hi. Uh, hello.
463
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,641
I demand to speak
to Jack and Jill
464
00:19:00,665 --> 00:19:01,892
of I Scream, U Scream.
465
00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:04,019
This is Mike Wazowski.
Never heard of him.
466
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,897
Fine. Mike Weirdzowski.
467
00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:09,692
Oh. Yes, Mr. Weirdzowski.
I'll put you right through.
468
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,736
The mailbox you are calling
for... JACK: Jack...
469
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,821
And... JILL: Jill.
470
00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:15,280
is currently full.
471
00:19:15,304 --> 00:19:17,074
Please call back
during business hours.
472
00:19:17,098 --> 00:19:19,183
No!
473
00:19:24,188 --> 00:19:25,581
Wanna grab dinner?
474
00:19:25,606 --> 00:19:27,001
Yeah, I could eat.
475
00:19:29,152 --> 00:19:30,754
Are you sure you don't
want me to wait for you?
476
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,506
No. No, it's okay. Really.
477
00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:35,050
I... I'd rather walk home,
you know. Clear my head.
478
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,035
So, um, see you tomorrow. Right?
479
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:39,478
Okay. Uh, see you tomorrow.
480
00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:46,603
Okay.
481
00:19:46,627 --> 00:19:48,921
I can fill this canister.
482
00:19:50,173 --> 00:19:52,220
Okay. It's go time.
483
00:19:55,678 --> 00:19:58,780
Hey, who ordered
all these donuts?
484
00:19:58,805 --> 00:19:59,805
Huh?
485
00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:03,120
Oh, come on not again.
486
00:20:03,144 --> 00:20:04,455
Peekaboo.
487
00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:06,749
Peekaboo! Peekaboo.
488
00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:11,503
Ah, n... Ah, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!
489
00:20:11,527 --> 00:20:13,130
I didn't... I didn't mean
to, to scare you. No.
490
00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:16,175
Here, here, here, here.
Take a... A parting donut.
491
00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:18,843
Enjoy that. All
right? Okay, bye-bye.
492
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,345
I finally filled it.
493
00:20:24,499 --> 00:20:26,894
Hey, a little laugh energy,
a little scream energy,
494
00:20:26,918 --> 00:20:28,595
still a full canister, right?
495
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:33,195
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