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[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]

I parked on your flowers again.

Now that I'm sober, I'm not used to driving

with both eyes open.

Oscar will plant you some new ones.

I will plant you something green.

I cannot guarantee it will be flowers.

Chance, help your grandpa off with his boots.

After a long day of lifting boxes,

I can't even move a finger. Look, ah, hey.

Oh.

- Oh, oh. - [GAGS]

Ew, grandpa, your foot smells like that Easter egg

I found on the 4th of July.

That's Churro. That's not manmade.

Just take her to the vet already, Mayan.

You work there.

It's not like you have to make an extra trip, huevona.

She doesn't need the vet.

I'll just put Gas-X in her kibble.

- Right, Quinten? - Yeah.

Yeah, no, Churo's fine.

She's just reached that age in life when... Oh, God.

When it's time to be an outside dog.

If that's true, are we gonna make

Grandpa an outside grandpa?

Ew, the stinky dog.

Take her to the vet already, Mayan.

I told her that. She ignored me.

- Did you call her a huevona? - I did.

But she's too much of a huevonato even listen.

When I say hue, you say vona.

- Hue. - Vona.

- Hue. - Vona.

I can't take her to the vet, OK?

- I lost my job. - What?

The vet office shut down two weeks ago.

The landlord doubled the rent,

and Dr. Pocha couldn't afford it.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Mayan.

That's terrible.

Where am I gonna get my pills?

[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]

I'm confused.

How have you been out of a job for two weeks?

Every morning, I see you leaving

the house on the Ring camera.

- We don't have a Ring camera. - But I do.

And whose house I put it on is my business.

Mayan didn't want to tell you till she found a new job.

I've been out looking for work,

but no vet offices are hiring, and neither is anyone else.

I couldn't even get a job at McDonald's,

but they did give me a McFlurry so I'd stop crying.

The world is upside-down

when the McDonald's ice cream machine is working

and Mayan's not.

Is this why your water bill is past due?

How do you know that?

I changed your mailing address to mine.

I look through it. Then I bring it here.

You're welcome.

You'll find another job, Mayan.

I feel so lost.

I was a valued member of the team

working on something that mattered.

Now I'm just an unemployed loser with great hair.

You sound like one of those medicine commercials.

Side effects could include sudden unemployment,

hunger, loss of electricity.

If symptoms persist, your child

may be taken away from you.

That's too far, man.

She lost her job. She may never work again.

Ay, Mayan. What are we gonna do?

Please don't stress out. It'll just stress me out.

You don't need to fix this.

I know how to fix this.

We've been talking about hiring a new person

at Lop E.Z. Movers.

We're busier than ever,

and your dad's been practically breaking his back at work.

I was stronger when I was drinking.

I was like Popeye. The beer was my spinach.

[IMITATES POPEYE LAUGH] Ay.

I think we should hire Mayan.

- Why? - I'm serious.

Come work for the family business.

That's generous, but no,

I need to consider other options,

like selling my hair.

Oh, hey, I got a hair guy in Atlanta.

How much? Not a lot of body.

I spent years developing my skills as a vet tech.

I don't want to throw that all away to become a mover.

It's almost the same job.

Instead of putting down an old dog,

you'll be putting up with one.

Don't stir the cauldron, bruja, OK?

Working together ruins relationships.

- I'm not doing it. - Neither am I.

In this family, when someone is falling apart,

we help build them back up.

You two are working together,

or you're both fired.

You can't fire me if I haven't taken the job yet.

You're fired from the family.

I need to take a moment to think if that's worth it.

My mom thinks my dad's falling apart.

Do you think that's true?

Have you ever used the shower after him?

There is enough hair and skin in there

to make another George.

I should help him out while I find a job.

His work is physically demanding,

and it's not like he's getting any younger.

No, he's 60 going on 90,

but with the brain of a 12-year-old.

Maybe I should hire Mayan to help her out.

You heard Rosie.

Kid's falling apart.

Or you could use that money to double

someone else's salary. But who?

You live in my truck, and I don't charge you.

That's benefits.

We're friends with benefits.

I got a great idea. I'ma hire Mayan.

Well, technically, that was my idea.

But since I'm getting what I want,

I won't say anything.

I thought about it too,

and I'm willing to give it a shot.

All right. Welcome aboard.

The first job is tomorrow at 7:00 a.m,

so be ready to leave 9:00, 9:15.

Just remember that you only got the job because

you're the boss's daughter.

I got it the old-fashioned way,

because I'm hot.

So Mayan working for her dad.

Do we really think that's a good idea?

You have a part-time job.

You're not legally married to my daughter,

so you don't have a say.

And since Mayan's been jobless for two weeks,

I'm going to give you guys a loan to tide you over.

No, I... I don't know about that, Rosie.

It's one thing to accept a job. Taking loans...

You're not taking it.

I'm just going to leave it right here.

And later, you'll find it.

Who doesn't like finding money?

Whoo! $5.

[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]

[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]

I have a lot of ideas.

First, I thought we could talk about employees

living on company property.

Can you guys drive a little smoother?

I am trying to make waffles back here.

Who squats in my truck is my business, Mayan.

- I'll take blueberry. - [PHONE CHIMES]

Mom's asking about the check from the last job.

Um, look in my filing cabinet.

What filing cabinet?

Oh. OK.

I don't see a check here,

but there's an autographed picture of Charo.

I will take that. Cuchi-cuchi.

Yeah, I don't have it, hon.

Probably fell out of my jacket.

I got to be more selective about what I bend over for.

Don't worry. I'll help you get organized.

We'll figure out a filing system.

I have a system, OK?

I've been doing this a long time. Trust me.

Trust isn't exactly our thing, dad.

How about this?

At work, let's keep it professional.

I'm not your dad, and you're not my daughter.

Don't worry.

I don't lead with that in any situation.

[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]

I'm here with yesterday's mail.

I was glad to see you cashed the check I gave you.

I used the money to buy groceries.

Organic free-range eggs?

At these prices, you'll be free-range,

because you'll be homeless.

- Homeless? - No, not you.

You'll move in with me.

People assume you're my son anyway.

How can you spend money like this?

These are the type of eggs I always buy.

If the chickens have lived a good life,

it makes me feel better about eating their babies.

And brand-name cookies?

Oh, I don't think so.

This is a Pooreos family now.

You'll have to pry these out of my cold, dead hands.

Hey, Rosie, I appreciate that you want to take care of us.

I'm gonna give you the money back.

It comes with too many conditions.

They're not conditions.

They're helpful suggestions you have to take.

We're just gonna use credit cards to cover our expenses.

No. Your balance is too high.

I looked at your statement before I resealed the envelope.

OK, I will keep it,

but you have to promise me not to interfere.

I promise. It's your money.

You spend it how you want.

Thank you.

Good news, Gordo. You can keep the Oreos.

Too late. I hid them all in my stomach.

- I don't feel so good. - Buddy.

[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]

Mayan, don't twist it, OK? Pull it.

I don't want to have to pull a huge ball of tape

out of your hair like I did the other day.

The other day in 2003 when I was six?

Yeah, but you cried like you were two.

Your face was all red, and no sound came out.

- [LAUGHS] - Oh, my God.

You should be so embarrassed right now.

You've been on me all day.

Why are you teasing me in front of the guys?

I thought you wanted to keep it professional.

Mayan, I can't just instantly forget all the hilarious

dumb stuff you've done.

I don't do stuff like that anymore.

- Oh. - Ow.

Then what's this?

Damn it.

- That girl's clearly falling apart. - I know.

Maybe you just both need some space.

What, like she stays here, and I go to the other move?

Or more like you stay here,

and then I put her in a basket, and I leave her on a doorstep

in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

He's ignoring my ideas, criticizing me,

making fun of me.

He doesn't do any of that to you.

Not since you got here.

Thanks, by the way.

I want to help him, but he's so difficult.

You just need to find your role here,

the thing that you bring to the business that nobody else has.

George is the heart, I'm the muscle,

- and Oscar is the hot one. - That's it.

No one here is smart.

That could be me.

Hey, Mayan, Momo and I are gonna go

to the other move. You cover this one with Oscar.

Great. And I'll show you I can do what no one else can.

Yeah, like what,

get a tape ball stuck in your hair

twice in the same day?

Damn it. Why does this keep happening?

[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]

[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]

Rosie, Mayan vacuumed the hallway this morning.

I know. Why do you think I'm here?

- You went shopping? - Yes.

I'm guessing you want to know what I bought,

unless you already know, because you

followed me to the mall?

What you buy with your money is none of my business.

I made a promise, and I'm honoring it.

Well, I'm very proud of you, Rosie.

I know. I've grown.

All right, I'm gonna go make some dinner.

By the way, Mayan also cleaned the tub.

You did the right thing by telling me.

[VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING]

$200 sneakers?

They don't even have a heel.

- Hi, Nana. - What? Nothing.

I have every right to be here.

We both know that's not true, Nana.

I know it looks like I'm snooping,

but I'm saving this family from financial ruin.

Your father bought $200 sneakers he doesn't need.

I thought you didn't care how Daddy spent his money.

I lied. I haven't grown.

I may have gotten smaller.

What's going on? Hey.

The house is already empty. Did it get robbed?

We finished the move in half the estimated time.

That's right. I'm the smart one.

Yay, yay.

No, Mayan, we take our time so we can make more money.

At Lop E.Z., we take it nice and slow P.Z.

Oscar, why didn't you say anything?

Because I'm trying to sabotage you, nepo baby.

She even double-layered the bubble wrap.

You double-bubbled?

I didn't want to break anything valuable.

Mayan, for generations, movers have worked

to normalize breaking stuff.

In one day, you've undone 100 years

of moving tradition.

I was just trying to find my role here

and live up to the Lop E.Z. motto,

better, cheaper, faster.

That's what we say.

That's not what we are.

What we are is worser, slower, and more expensiver.

Isn't lying to customers bad business?

Mayan, every company has a secret slogan.

McDonald's, you're not loving it.

You're eating it, because you hate yourself.

Nike, just do it.

Or don't do it.

We don't even really know what it is.

Maybe it's Maybelline.

Maybe it's Botox.

I'm sorry I was so fast and efficient this morning.

But I did something right.

I got the payment from the client.

What's that?

An app I signed us up for, Square.

Square? I'm more pear-shaped.

Real movers have curves.

Square is the name of the app.

It lets you accept credit cards.

That way, you'll never lose another check.

We only take cash.

Now, the government is gonna be onto me, Mayan.

They think I died in Korea!

You don't understand.

This will help you.

Square has this feature that...

OK, I don't want to hear it.

If you'll stop being so stubborn

- and just listen to me... - No!

You need to respect me as a boss

- and stop acting so unprofessional. - I tried,

but it's clear that there's no place for me here.

- I quit. - You can't quit, because you're fired.

If you fire her, you're gonna have

- to pay her unemployment. - You quit!

Quinten, to what do I owe the pleasure?

I came by to warn you that there is a criminal

in your neighborhood.

- Ay, who? - Ay, you.

Where's my shoes?

I returned them, minus the 10% restocking fee

I used to buy a Wetzel Pretzel.

I don't know what to say.

How about, "I should stay out of your way

and let you rein like the reinayou are"?

The sneakers weren't for me.

They were limited-edition Jordans,

and I was planning on reselling them online for $1,200.

I thought I was doing the right thing.

Oh, for the first time in my 32 years on this Earth,

I was wrong.

I can't believe you think I would squander

money when my family needs it.

Oh, it's not you. It's me.

I have a hard time trusting men with finances.

George would lose what little we had

on booze, gambling, and candy.

He really loved candy.

And she really loved Louis Vuitton.

You know I'm not George.

I know. You're a good man.

But you can't rely on shoes to feed your family.

I have real plans, Rosie.

There is a management position opening up at the Apple Store,

- and I'm gonna apply. - Oh, as�.

Oh, you'll make more money.

Mayan will feel more secure.

And no more dumb excuses as to why you can't get married.

[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]

How was your first day working together?

It was our last.

Dad wouldn't listen to any of my suggestions.

That's because you kept coming up with bad ideas

like Square when everybody knows that I'm cool.

- You see this nonsense, Rosie? - Yes.

I got an alert that Mayan set up a Square account.

Congrats on a profitable move.

What?

They overpaid.

How do I stop them from taking it back?

- Break the phone. - No! No!

This is what I was trying to tell you earlier.

When I set up the account,

I added a tip screen, 15%, 20%, 25%.

People feel guilty and do it,

especially if you pretend not to speak English.

Gracias, se�or.

That could mean hundreds of extra dollars.

With cash, people can hand that tip directly

to Oscar or Momo. This way, they can't touch it.

Mayan, I'm a genius!

How are you the genius?

For hiring someone who is betterer and fastererer.

And smarterer.

You're officially Lop E.Z.'s best employee.

I'm your best employee?

Yeah, well, it's not Oscar,

or your father.

It's not you either, bruja.

Thank you.

I didn't realize how much I needed to feel

like I had something to contribute.

Job or not, you'll always be

a half-Mexican, half-Cuban Dominican

who if the lighting is right can pass for Armenian.

[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]

Eyes closed, open them. Ta-da!

Welcome to your new home office,

where between moves, you can do all the smart stuff

that Oscar is too hot to do.

Scheduling, payroll, filing taxes.

Just scheduling and payroll.

You're a smart learner.

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