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[Aasha] Carmie, we're about to cut the cake! Come back!

-[slams] -[knocks on door]

[sighs]

Carmie, honey, are you okay?

Can you just leave me alone?

I don't really want to talk right now.

[Aasha] Okay. I'm here if you need me.

-Love you. -[sighs] [mocking] Love you.

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I can't believe those two!

They ruined my perfect day!

Ah!

[crashes]

Ah!

[echoes]

[phone buzzes]

You're calling me at the worst time.

No, I'm calling you at the same time I do

every night, and if I'm two minutes late, you call me.

Everything is ruined!

Doubtful, but possible. What happened?

I was having the best day of my life.

I almost kissed Tristan.

I mean he almost kissed me, but...

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You had your almost first kiss?

Hello.

Details.

Well, it was amazing.

Magical.

My feet literally lifted off the ground.

It was perfect, but then

[phone chimes]

my mom called me.

And you waited four hours to tell me?

More like 30 minutes, and I had to go back home

for the twins' birthday, where Kev and Dylan

ruined everything.

Why did they ruin their birthday?

Are you not listening to me?

My perfect day was ruined!

And they ambushed us!

You and Tristan are an us?

[Carmie] Uh, I don't know. I'm not sure.

Kev and Dylan thought he was going to hurt me

with some box Dylan stole from Tristan.

It was craziness.

That definitely sounds on brand for Kev and Dylan,

but maybe they were just trying to look out for you.

I don't need to be looked out for.

I'm just... I'm so over being human.

I get it.

It's a blast being who we really are.

Just don't make the decision

until you've really thought it through, okay?

Fine. You're right.

But there's one choice I have thought through.

What?

Blocking Kev and blocking Dylan!

[sighs]

[theme music playing]

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Is it a special effects cake?

No, it's a "make you sick" cake.

Don't touch.

[Aiden] Maybe it's the food colouring.

[Aasha] I don't know. You know, it's so unusual for your sister

to not be on top of your birthday.

It's fine. It all worked out.

Yep. Best birthday ever.

Sinister Mage first edition card.

Wah!

[bell ringing]

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Why does inspiration escape me?

[grunts]

Wait! That's my...

[snaps]

...lucky pencil. Great.

Not so lucky any more.

Wow. Really?

Have you seen Carmie?

I've been calling her all day.

Straight to voicemail.

Think she's still mad about the twins' birthday?

I hope not. I've never been in world without Carmie.

[bell ringing]

Carmie! Have you not gotten any of my 27 phone calls,

36 text messages, or nine video chats?

-[snarls] -[both gasp]

Whoa. What's with the vamp-titude?

[Dylan] We need to talk.

Do you guys really think we're on speaking terms?

What you guys did last night was extremely uncool.

It was that box. It threw me off my game.

It was a toy, a harmless toy!

You know, you guys have been nothing but jerks to Tristan,

and he hasn't done anything to you guys.

He's totally rude to us!

Yeah. Never gets my name right.

Two syllables, five letters, D-Y-L-A-N, okay? Dylan.

Not the hardest to remember.

He's nice, and I like being with him!

That's the problem.

When you're with him, you're not you.

-Yeah. -[Kev] You're different,

and not a good different.

Kev, we're in high school now. People change.

I've changed, and I like this version of me!

So deal with it.

[Dylan] Good luck at the track meet today!

Yeah. We'll be there to cheer you on.

Don't bother. I only want my friends to be there.

-Ouch. -Wow.

She could totally lead a Mythic war.

Question. Can I keep these?

They'd make great throwing weapons.

[Leanna] Kev!

We need to talk.

Like, now.

[grunts]

[harp music plays]

[both] Ugh!

Mind your space!

Neanderthal.

Okay. Hand it over.

-Hand what over? -Your new comic.

I promised my followers a sneak peek,

and I have yet to deliver, because you have yet to deliver.

-See how that works? -I can't. It's not ready.

They don't care!

LeannaLifers demand a sneak peek, and Lifers get

-what Lifers want, for life. -No.

I will not show an uninspired piece

to my loyal but disconcerting fans.

I can't give them anything but my best.

They're my fans, and they don't even know what your best is!

They want to know what your next is.

Leanna, please! I'm dealing with a break-up.

Wait. Someone dated you?

Kev, wait!

[Collector] I won't stop looking.

I promise.

-Gorgons. -Oh!

You Helsings need to wear a bell.

Good picture. They're rarely seen.

If you see them, they see you.

You're turned to stone.

-Is that your daughter? -Yes. That's my daughter.

When was the last time you saw her?

I don't remember.

I was gone all the time, collecting.

Ancient ruby, a talisman of some kind,

-a three-headed monkey. -Mm-hmm.

[Collector] It was the job.

Then came the day when I returned home

from one of my journeys and they were gone.

Mm.

My greatest treasure was right in front of me

and I lost it.

Oh, that's why you've been pushing Kev to get to Fan Con,

because all the Blendeds are going to be there?

My ten year ban is up.

This might be a chance for me to see her again.

Doesn't the Shapeshifter have her?

So she says, but who knows?

I have to keep looking.

If there is one place my daughter will be,

it will be at Fan Con.

I just... I just need to find her.

That's what I do.

You hired me to find Blendeds.

It's my specialty, so it'd be my honour

to assist you in your quest.

Well, thank you I guess.

Just do me a favour

and keep those shrinky sticks of yours away from her?

[chuckles] Yeah.

So, uh, how'd a human like you

fall in love with a Gorgon, anyway?

Like, shouldn't you be a solid block of granite by now?

Hmm.

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[grunts]

[cracking, smashing]

You're a Mythic.

-Ah. -But your eyes.

I'm still flesh and blood, so

Contacts.

Wow.

My family journal really needs updating.

[Kev] She's mad? I'm mad!

She's hanging out with a total jerk.

We haven't spoken in two and a half waking hours.

That's historic.

[sighs]

Maybe Dylan's right.

Not the prophecy again.

You and Carmie are obsessed.

You talked to her?

Of course! Hey, I'm not the one bringing up Goblin stuff.

Did I tell you she blocked my number?

Look. Carmie's just going through a lot of changes

right now, and regardless of what happened last night,

you guys are still friends.

Yeah. Well, friends don't block friends.

Isn't her track meet today?

I was gonna go!

She doesn't want to see me.

Well, Kev, sometimes the best support comes from afar.

Like me and you.

High school is so complicated.

Tell me about it.

[woman on PA] Competitors, welcome to the Stoker High

track meet.

? I got the answer for you right here ?

? I'm sure to show you ?

? Don't forget it ?

Welcome back to Leanna Live, influencer edition, on the road

with my first ever sponsor, NVRSleep.

Drink more, sleep less.

Today, we are ranking their flavours,

and right now there's a tossup between Cherrysicle,

Mango-Durango, and Gummylicious.

But we still have ten more to try.

Next up is their new creation, Super Strawberry

with extra the caffeine and double the fructose,

a must for all athletes.

Christoph! Help me with my live!

-[Christoph] Nope. -Who asked you, anyways?

[Kev] I think these are broken.

Ah. Much better.

Now, I can support Carmie from afar.

Gosh. I'm so relieved I'm a Helsing.

What are you looking for?

The Collector said it's nearly impossible to spot a Gorgon,

but I remembered that my Great Uncle Lucien once tracked one.

They're real tricky. You can't just roll up on them,

or a-boom! They'll blast you with their stony vision.

You helping the Collector gives me the warm and fuzzies.

Forget the fuzzies. It's about my hunter status.

Okay? This whole time, the Collector was a Mythic

right in front of me. I have to find his daughter.

It's a matter of integrity, honour, legacy.

Mmm.

[sighs]

Mmm. Mm-hmm.

Oh, wow. So good.

[phone chimes repeatedly]

Whoo!

Oh, wow. That hits the spot.

Why is my phone so shaky?

[Dylan] Gemstone Gorgon goggles.

[chuckles] That's how Uncle Lucien could see 'em!

If I can make a pair, I'll be able to see Gorgons.

Of course!

The only way to see stone is through gemstone.

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What are you, nuts?

You can't reveal my family secrets.

You'll endanger the world.

[Carmie] Kev and Dylan made last night such a mess.

I'm so sorry.

Stop. Never apologize for humans.

They're inferior to us.

I'm just tired of explaining myself to them.

It's inevitable.

We are the superior beings.

That's why they always try to dim our light.

Don't let them.

You are Blended. You were born to shine.

I was born to shine?

That's it. Now, keep saying it to yourself,

and go.

Ugh. Oh! There goes Carmela! See, I knew she was low-key

kind of obsessed, but when she asked me to do a makeover

for the school dance, I was totally validated. Ah.

[woman on PA] Competitors to the starting block

for the junior 100-metre sprint.

On your marks!

[spectators chattering in background]

Get set!

[spectators chattering in background]

-[whistle blowing] -[spectators cheering]

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I know her! I know her! She stole my part

in the school musical! Whoo!

-[clunking] -[girl] Nice one, Leanna.

[Kev] She just used her powers to win.

What is she doing?

[woman on PA] Carmie Henley from Stoker High!

[squeals] I officially shined!

More fun than being human isn't it?

I'm gonna go do the long jump, so I'll see you later.

[woman on PA] Next up, boys' long jump.

Carmie, Carmie, Carmie! Tell me about your victory!

Oh. Well, it's all about discovering

your natural strengths. We all have talent.

We just need to embrace it.

Carmie, would you stop moving?

I'm not moving. You are.

Oh. Okay. Now, serious question.

How did I inspire you to join track?

Carmie, what are you doing?

Kev, did you see that? I won the race!

-[Leanna] Mm-hmm. -Wait. I'm not speaking to you.

[static buzzes]

Hey! You cut my live!

See, this is what happens when you win.

Your stans start popping out of the woodwork.

Why are you letting Leanna record you?

It's no big deal. It's like using an effect or a filter.

-Nobody will notice. -Your powers?

Down low? Remember?

I'm not gonna hide who I am because you humans

don't understand me.

"You humans"? Listen to yourself!

Don't you remember what's out there?

Hunters, Shapeshifters, Leanna.

I don't want to see you get hurt.

Hey, Carmie, great race. High jump's next. Let's go!

Next is the high jump,

and I think that's the one with the big mattress thingy.

-Hey. New phone? -Mm-hmm.

-Can I take a look? -Hey!

In what multiverse do you think you can touch my phone?

Ugh!

?

I need all your eyewear.

What are you talking about?

I found specs to make specs.

I'll be able to see Gorgons through them.

I've never heard of that. Did a Goblin tell you this?

No, just the Helsing family journal.

Oh. Well, nothing inaccurate ever came from that.

You want help finding your daughter?

Let's go.

[woman on PA] Junior high jump finals!

-[spectators groan] -This is your last jump.

The others couldn't clear the bar. You got this.

Show 'em how it's done.

Focus. Don't hold back. Use your powers.

Uh, higher?

?

Higher.

?

That's above the state record.

Impossible.

?

-[spectators cheer, applaud] -Yes!

[woman on PA] Winner of the high jump, Carmie Henley

from Stoker High!

That would've been a world record

if she'd raised the bar higher.

Let's go!

Blendeds rule!

[sighs]

You nailed it. You took hold of your powers.

Can I have a few words? LeannaLifers are ravenous.

All right, Carmela. So, I'm no stranger to winning.

I've been doing it since I was born.

But you are a newbie. So, how does it feel

to finally win at life?

[phone chimes repeatedly]

It feels great.

[phone chimes repeatedly]

[woman on PA] Next up, senior javelin.

[Madison] Saw Leanna's vlog. What's up with her?

She drank all the NVRSleep flavours

and sabotaged her own vlog.

Now, her followers are dropping like flies.

Kind of like how I'm losing friends.

[sighs] Carmie is still your friend.

She's just trying something new,

and you should, too!

Why don't you channel all your feelings into your comic?

No way.

I won't subject my fans to my inner darkness.

They couldn't handle the terror.

Dude, stop it.

I'm trying out for cheerleading, and you're bringing me down.

Wait. Cheerleading?

I know! It's perfect for my inner wolf.

I can tumble, pike and tuck to my heart's content.

Plus, the outfits are really cute.

Oh. Got to go, Kev. Practice.

Bye!

[beeps]

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Congratulations!

Oh!

Thanks, Mom, but you're squeezing me way too tight.

My daughter a star athlete. Oh.

We got your favourite, three spice pizza!

Thanks, but I'm not feeling hungry.

You wanted to join track, and now, you made the team.

And now, you won.

Ah. High school is really turning out

just like you planned.

Yeah, it really is,

but this doesn't really feel like such a victory.

How would I know what a victory feels like, anyways?

[Aasha] Well, victory feels like friends and family

celebrating your achievements.

There's my birthday girl!

-Carmie, meet Dylan. -Welcome to the neighbourhood.

[Dylan] That's what friends do for each other.

-Isn't that right, Rainey? -[Carmie] We're a pretty good

-family, aren't we? -[Kev] You are like,

the coolest, bad-est, funniest person I have ever met.

I thought we would just take the bus! Ah!

Like when you were the lead in the musical.

Now, that was an accomplishment.

Was it not you that I saw

atop the clock tower at midnight?

It was. I like the night. It cloaks me in its warmth.

What were you doing out in the dark?

[Dylan] That is my destiny.

Town to town, endless nights,

hunting the monsters that haunt us.

[footsteps]

[Twins] Is it real gold?

Let me bite one!

Let's melt them down to gold bars!

Here. Take a closer look.

Can we keep them?

You do owe us a non-lame birthday gift.

-Fine. -[Aiden] Yes.

But make sure you take good care of them.

[chuckles]

What?

[chuckles]

What do Kev and Dylan think about your wins?

I'm sure they're proud.

Yeah.

Good luck at the track meet today.

Yeah. We'll be there to cheer you on.

Don't bother. I only want my friends to be there.

Ouch.

[Leanna] How does it feel to finally win at life?

Um, it feels great.

[sighs]

Um, there's somewhere I need to be.

Back soon, Mom.

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[sighs] I can't believe this is what I'm working with.

Does this look like an eye clinic?

Unless you'd like to fork over some cash,

this is the best I can do.

[sighs] Where's the agate, tourmaline, rose quartz?

-I asked for them ages ago! -All right. All right.

Tourmaline. Here. Here are a few.

-Very good. -Hmm. Yeah. They're all chipped.

I need smooth, spotless, no inclusions.

Are you new to the game?

[Collector] Am I new to the game? I, new to the game?

Uh, what of these? Hmm?

Yes, these will do,

and now for the final piece.

Oh, I'm not doing that.

You have to. It's essential to the process.

I don't have to. You can't make me.

Do you want to find your daughter or not?

?

[Collector clears throat] Good enough?

Yeah.

[sizzling]

And perfect.

Inscriptions, incantations,

gemstones, and a lick from a Gorgon.

We are close to done.

If these work,

I will have renewed faith in the Helsing name.

[exhales]

[exhales]

I have no words.

[snaps]

You're a Gorgon!

Kid, you need to work on your trust issues.

Do you think the stone plant was a magic trick?

Trust, but verify.

Over here.

Trust, but verify.

If your daughter is at Fan Con, oh, I'll find her.

Can you even see out of those things?

-[thuds] Ow. -[stammers]

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Left foot, right foot.

[Collector speaks indistinctly]

[phone buzzes]

-[beeps] -Tristan, hey!

[Tristan] Hey. What are you doing?

Nothing.

[Tristan] Come on! We should be celebrating!

Meet me for bubble tea, my treat.

Sure. Meet you in 15.

-[speak indistinctly] -Oh, I see! You're a Mythic!

[Collector speaks indistinctly]

Whoa, whoa. These are crazy.

I can't believe you made these.

[Collector, boys speak indistinctly]

[Collector laughs]

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Her human heart is stronger than her Mythic one.

The gathering is fast approaching.

You will bring her to me.

This is your last step.

What about the humans?

Leave them for now.

They'll be valuable later.

Can't wait until they see our power.

[laughs]

You won't have to wait much longer.

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[theme music playing]

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