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[Kev] Dylan! [echoes]

[Leanna] Dylan! [echoes]

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[Kev] Dylan! [echoes]

[Leanna] Hello! Dylan, where are you?

Oh, bingo.

Why is he lying in the dirt?

[Kev] We've been looking for you everywhere.

-Are you all right? -No! Look at me!

Of course I'm not okay!

Something happened, but

I can't remember.

Mmm.

Ah!

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[theme music playing]

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[bell ringing]

Happy Monday, everyone.

You're all looking very acute this morning.

I hope no one is going to be obtuse.

Let's take our seats.

Very good physics in motion with the paper airplanes.

[alarm clock ringing]

Susan Chu?

Here.

-John Rodriguez? -Here.

[Aasha] Carmie, you're going to be late!

Okay. You got this.

Dylan Helsing?

Affirmative.

Kev? Just Kev?

Yes. Present.

[thumps]

[students chattering in background]

Carmie Henley?

Carmie Henley?

[whooshes]

Carmie Henley?

[whooshes]

Here.

[chuckles]

So, we end at 3.14159265 equals Y.

Wow. Math is, like, so easy.

Should I do another one?

That is, like, so incorrect.

[chuckles] But I like the...

I like the confidence. Good hustle.

Why doesn't everyone just, uh, try solving this one

at their desk, huh?

A plus for effort?

I really thought I nailed it.

It happens to the best of us.

Tristan. Carmie, I'm telling you,

something bad, terrible, horrible happened

during the scavenger hunt,

and it's all his fault.

Well, what does it matter? You can't even remember.

It doesn't matter that I don't remember.

Tristan was behind it.

He does give a "caution, danger" vibe.

-He totally does. -Yes.

If you guys relaxed and got to know him,

you would know that he's kind and smart and funny.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. There's nothing funny

about waking up with vines covering your cramped legs.

I couldn't walk. I couldn't move.

I thought the great line of Van Helsing hunters

would come to an end.

And my legs still hurt, okay?

I have noticed your gait is off.

Since that day, I've been sleeping with one eye open

and a flashlight under my pillow.

Don't you always do that?

Yes, but now I have reason.

Okay? Something's not right with Tristan.

If that's even his real name!

[teacher] Mr. Dylan Helsing,

seems you have something more important to share than I.

-Please, tell us all. -[Dylan] No, thank you.

Nothing interesting happening here.

Why don't you come up to the board and show us your solution?

-[girl chuckles quietly] -Okay.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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That's correct.

-[girl] Wow. -I studied Descartes...

-in French. -[girl] Okay.

I think, therefore I math.

[clatters]

[student chuckles quietly]

[teacher] They're not as well versed in Descartes as I.

-[boy] Nice one, man. -[teacher] I studied philosophy

for quite a few years.

[Leanna] Fan Con isn't just about the comics.

Decisions have to be made. Like, how much merch do I need?

Do I need posters? And what about Carmela figurines?

I'm so confused.

I need your instinctive decision-making skills.

Well, firstly and most importantly,

there will be no Carmela figurines.

Not happening.

You could debut Leanna figurines.

They come with a variety of outfits and accessories,

and I'll waive the trademark fee.

It has nothing to do with Kev's comic.

You have no vision. I could be in your new one.

No. I will not discuss my next comic.

Refer to it as the untitled Kev, just Kev, project.

Secrets are a part of my process.

So, you'll be there later, right? I need you.

Yeah. I got you. Promise.

I just need to be home for the twins' birthday.

My gift to them is setting up the decorations.

Have you figured out your Fan Con vibe yet?

Vibe?

Ugh. You're so lucky I'm your manager.

I wish I had me as my manager.

You know, your vibe, your way of life, your essence, your style.

I like my style,

and I've had the same haircut since third grade.

[sniffs] And my essence is fine.

-[chiming] -Oh. [chuckles]

Those are the fans. Got to hop on Leanna Live,

but that haircut needs an epic update. Period.

Dot. [chuckles] Buh-bye!

Hey. I've been looking for you.

Really? You have? I've been looking for you, too.

Actually, wait. No, I haven't. I don't know why I said that.

Nice to see you. [chuckles]

Hi, Duncan. How are you?

It's Dylan, and, uh, I think you know how I'm doing.

[suspenseful music playing]

You free? I got a surprise for you.

A surprise for me? [chuckles]

Yeah. I've been planning it for a while.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go see it. Um...

-See you. -Remember

the "caution, danger" thing we talked about.

Um, uh, Kev, I'll... I'll be there!

[bell ringing]

Let's see what Tristan's hiding.

Not on my watch.

I am a Helsing,

hunter by blood.

I can taste danger in the air.

What are you doing?

Nothing. I'm not doing anything.

Just thinking of redecorating my locker.

[chuckles] You don't look like the decorating type.

Don't you have somewhere to be?

I can report you for suspicious behaviour, you know.

Oh, not if I report you first. Yeah.

Yeah.

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Oh, yuck!

Forest Patrol Guides stink.

They must not give out hygiene badges.

What's this?

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-You're kidding me. -No. I'm not.

No one ever has taken me out for a surprise like this.

I mean, like, my dad does Taco Tuesday.

Thinks it's a surprise when it's not, obviously,

because it's, like, every Tuesday.

It's going to be awesome.

Just tell me what it is.

If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise anymore, would it?

Give me a clue. I'm good at solving things.

I mean, it's not, like, my primary skill, but, like,

I feel like I could, like...

Oh!

Sorry.

You okay?

You want to follow me?

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Don't they look great?

If kind of scary is great, then sure.

Do we need 100 of them?

No. No. We need 200.

[chuckles] We have more downstairs.

-[shop bell jingles] -[Leanna] Hello?

Carmie, what took you so... [trails off] ...long?

Hello! A little help would be nice!

I am your manager, not your assistant! Whoa!

[thuds]

You, shopkeeper man, you need to fix these floors,

promptus, which means pronto in French.

It's actually Latin.

Kev, it's makeover time.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I am not changing who I am.

Of course not.

Who you are on the inside is perfect.

It's just, we need to elevate the person you are

on the outside to match.

-Glasses first? -I can see just fine.

Nobody wears glasses to see anymore. [scoffs]

Lasik replaced that idea.

Now, they are just a fashion accoutrement,

because glam never takes a day off.

No. That makes your jaw look too square.

Yeah. Okay. Now, go try on these looks.

This is an unnecessary, inessential waste

of my time and talent.

My presence is your present.

You're welcome. Now, go put on those looks!

[indistinct conversation, carnival music playing]

I used to come here as a kid.

-[man] Step right up. -[clanking]

-How strong are you? -You've gotta hit it as hard

as you can to make the ball reach the bell on top.

Looks easy, but it's pretty hard.

-Here you go. -Okay. Let's see what you got.

You're on. Loser buys lollipops.

-[grunts, clanks] -[man] Ooh, not strong enough.

[Carmie] Not bad. Here. Let me try.

I'm not leaving without a stuffy.

-[clanks] -[dings]

[man] Whoa!

[clatters]

-[man] Wow! You win a stuffy! -[both chuckle]

[Tristan] Come here, girl.

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[girl] Hey, where's my lollipop?

-Congratulations. -Where did you get that?

Not the only one here with powers.

[Carmie chuckles]

? Hey ?

Ha!

? I'm ready for it ?

? These are the best days ?

Next.

? And I can't wait I'm ready for it ?

? Let's get to it ?

? These are the best days ?

[grunts]

? I got a good feeling and I can't wait ?

No.

? And I can't wait ?

? Ooh ooh ooh ?

? I got a good feeling ?

? Ah ooh ooh ooh ?

? Ooh ooh ooh ?

? I got a good feeling ?

? Ah ooh ooh ooh ?

? Ooh ooh ooh ?

? I got a good feeling ?

Yes! Whoo! Whoo!

? I'm ready for it ?

[sighs]

? These are the best days ?

[man] Best of three. Let's see what you got.

Three rings on the same bottle wins a prize.

Okay. I'm coming for you, Mr. Dino.

You can do it.

-Ugh! -Let me help you.

-Here you go. -Mr. Dino will be yours.

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-[man] We have a winner! -[Tristan] Yes!

-[man] Here you go. -Thank you.

Let me win you some more.

Boom.

[grunts]

[whirs]

[grunts]

[whirs]

-[clanks] -[grunts]

[clanks, thuds]

[whirs, clanks repeatedly]

[sighs]

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[Kev] No! I hate this!

-[chimes] -Get away from me!

Know this truth in life: Pain is fashion, and fashion is pain.

This is a catastrophe.

I'm an artist, a writer.

I don't need my picture taken.

Yes, you do, and you need leaflets for the Fan Con.

As your brand strategist, I can tell you one thing:

Those are the key to your success!

The only thing that actually matters is my art.

Also, where is Carmie?

She promised she'd help me organize the merch.

Listen to me! Somewhere out there,

there is a kid whose life will be inspired by your book!

And without publicity, the book won't reach them.

Don't you wanna change a kid's life?

What kind of monster are you?

Okay.

Hands on hips.

-[camera snaps] -[chuckles] This is amazing.

-This is terrible. -[camera snaps]

[Leanna] Smile like you want to be here.

[Kev sighs]

-Hmm. -[camera snaps]

Okay. This is where I come to hang out sometimes,

just to see the world a little clearer.

It's the perfect spot for me to give you your surprise.

What, the lollipops, games, stuffed animals,

those weren't the surprise?

They were, but I have something else.

[chuckles]

Wow. I

I'm... I'm speechless.

I mean, I'm still talking, but... [chuckles]

Uh, thanks.

I had an amazing time with you.

Nice smile.

[both chuckle]

How do you deal with being different?

I mean, everybody just belongs,

and we're outsiders, watching.

I know.

[chuckles] Used to bother me, too, but not anymore.

Really?

Who wants to be human? They're weak.

We're the outsiders.

That's why humans will always be afraid of us.

I think ultimately, it will come down

to Mythics versus humans.

But my human family, they love me.

Do they truly know what you are?

My parents don't know.

They would freak.

The twins know.

They just think I'm some sort of movie superhero.

The day is going to come when every Blended

will have to choose a side.

Those who choose Mythic will rise up against the humans.

Those who choose humans will forget the power

they once had and be defeated by the Mythics.

But that is for another time.

Today is all for you.

[chuckles] Oh.

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[chuckles]

Wow. This is the best day of my life.

[both chuckle]

This is the worst day of my life!

-[snipping] -No! No scissors!

I know what I'm doing! I've cut hair before.

Well, to be fair, I haven't cut human hair,

but I have practised on my Shih Tzu, Kylie K.

She thinks I'm great.

My haircut is a classic,

tried and tested, true to its form.

It defines my personality.

Well, I took a poll on Leanna Live, and all 300

of my LeannaLifers agree you need a new look.

Let's add a pop of colour.

Put. That. Down.

Orange is nobody's colour.

Is it really that bad?

No, it's not bad.

It's just not anything. That's the problem.

What's one hairstyle you've always wanted to try

but you were never brave enough to?

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Bold. [laughs]

Okay.

It's so beautiful.

A little warm for this time of year.

Yeah, but what can you do about it?

-Anything you wish. -Can you stop thunder?

-Yeah. -Rain?

-Come on. Of course. -What about a hurricane?

Let's not carried away. I'm not the Shapeshifter.

Shapeshifter. Do you know her?

No, but she's the stuff of legend.

A real leader to the Mythics.

What?

Nothing.

Okay.

Um, my friend who always finds weird things...

-Dylan? -Yeah.

He found some sort of paper that has a prophecy.

So?

It says that I'll choose full Mythic

and lead a war against humans.

A year ago, I was just a normal kid,

and now, I don't know what I am.

It's weird. [chuckles]

Dylan, he's just a human.

What do they know?

You should come to Fan Con with me.

All the Blendeds go. You'll see what you're a part of.

You're going? That... that's awesome.

I'll be there.

I'm gonna help Kev launch his next comic book.

Sounds like just another human taking advantage of our kind.

No, that's... that's not true.

This is his passion,

and he's worked really hard on these comic books.

Yes, but his current comic and newfound fame

wouldn't exist without you.

It's your story that people are loving.

He denies it,

and he's not even telling the best part.

? Blackbird blackbird please fly away ?

[laughs]

? You've been flying overhead ?

? You've been darkening my day ?

? And now you got ?

[phone chimes]

? Your shiny gold ring ?

Oh. Oh, no. We're going to be so late.

We have to go.

-We? -Yeah. You're coming with me.

[Leanna] I should brand my hair line.

Name it hashtag Leanna Styles or hashtag Leanna Locks.

-Thoughts? -I like it.

Of course you do. I am an icon,

a generational change maker.

Like, if I'm being honest, I amaze myself.

I envy me.

I meant my hairstyle, but okay.

-[door opens, bell jingles] -Yeah. That, too.

Kev, I need you.

I need you.

-Are you okay? -[gasps]

[Leanna] Stop with the heavy breathing.

You'll add moisture in the air, and it'll ruin his wave.

-[Kev] Yeah. -What is that on your head?

It's not for you to understand.

That's what you did all day?

Actually, I waited for Carmie all day.

-[Leanna] Mm-hmm. -She never came.

I needed to make a decision, and I'm feeling it.

-So, yeah. -Yeah. Yeah.

You just don't have a sense of style.

In order to understand, you have to have a send of style.

Okay. I got to go.

My assistant will send you the bill.

Okay. We have a problem.

[door opens, bell jingles]

-[sighs] -What's that?

I took it from Tristan's locker.

You stole it?

No. Confiscated.

Anyway, I tried opening it. Uh, no luck.

Even my trusty titanium drill couldn't split it open.

Touch the top of the box. Go.

Whoa.

I think it's something Tristan is using to hurt Carmie with.

Yeah. Definite possibility,

but we'll deal with that after the twins' birthday.

It's today.

Like, now. We gotta go.

If not, they will punish us forever.

We'll show this to Carmie, and maybe

she can open it with her super strength.

Yeah. Great. Let's go. Come on.

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[door opens]

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[door closes]

Happy birthday!

Our day of birth is almost over.

You didn't even decorate like you promised.

[Aiden] Or get us gifts like you promised.

No! I... I remembered.

[both] Stuffies? Lame.

They're cute.

Carmie, where were you?

You took so long, your dad took Rainey out for his walk.

He would know. Where have you kept her all day?

Uh, no. He didn't do anything.

I actually had, like, the best day of my life.

Really? Was breaking your promise to help me

a part of your best day?

-I know, okay? I know. -[sighs]

Is that mine?

No. Yes.

No. Maybe.

You broke into my locker to steal that box?

[Dylan] I wouldn't classify that as stealing.

More like evidence-gathering.

I think it's something to hurt you.

-[Aasha] Wait. -What?

What do you mean, hurt her?

First of all, you broke into my locker. Rude.

Second, thanks for ruining the best surprise.

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Happy birthday, guys.

[both] Whoa! Cool!

[Aiden] This is the best gift ever.

Sinister Mage, first edition!

This is so rare. How'd you even get this?

Our friends will be so jealous!

Dylan, I can't believe you did that.

I don't think that he meant to do...

No. No, he did.

-We need to talk to you. -About what?

There's nothing more to talk about.

I was having an amazing day,

and you guys just had to ruin it.

[Aasha] Wait. Carmie?

Carmie, honey.

No. Tristan's right.

I'm not one of you guys,

and he sees me for who I am.

Carmie, we're about to cut the cake!

Come back!

[Carmie] Leave me alone!

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[theme music playing]

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