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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,930 --> 00:00:13,101 ? They always said it wouldn't hurt like this ? 2 00:00:13,184 --> 00:00:14,561 [door opens] 3 00:00:14,644 --> 00:00:17,981 ? Still I think back through the weight of it ? 4 00:00:19,858 --> 00:00:22,444 ? I'm sitting there looking at the bridge ? 5 00:00:22,527 --> 00:00:24,654 Carmie, your emotions are out of control. 6 00:00:26,489 --> 00:00:29,409 You have no choice. [echoes] 7 00:00:29,492 --> 00:00:30,827 You will be a Mythic 8 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:36,624 and destroy all humankind. 9 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:38,960 -No! [echoes] -[explodes] 10 00:00:39,044 --> 00:00:40,462 [grunts] 11 00:00:40,545 --> 00:00:42,338 [Madison] Carmie, are you okay? 12 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,675 [grunts] No. 13 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,762 I don't want this life. 14 00:00:48,845 --> 00:00:51,389 Carmie, your emotions are out of control. 15 00:00:51,473 --> 00:00:53,892 You need to calm down before you destroy your room. 16 00:00:53,975 --> 00:00:57,437 Why? Nothing in my life is calm! 17 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,148 Tonight, I was finally a normal teenager, 18 00:01:00,231 --> 00:01:02,692 glammed up, nice hair. 19 00:01:02,776 --> 00:01:04,277 He danced with me. 20 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,987 [Madison] He asked you to dance? 21 00:01:06,071 --> 00:01:08,782 Actually, I asked him. 22 00:01:08,865 --> 00:01:10,867 But then my ultra-annoying best friends 23 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:12,202 decided to ruin my night 24 00:01:12,285 --> 00:01:14,871 by telling me I have to start some sort of war. 25 00:01:14,954 --> 00:01:16,247 Wait. What? 26 00:01:16,331 --> 00:01:18,374 [Carmie] Yes. It's, like, some prophecy. 27 00:01:18,458 --> 00:01:21,377 But I'm, like, 14! I can barely start a car! 28 00:01:21,461 --> 00:01:23,880 How am I supposed to start a war? 29 00:01:23,963 --> 00:01:25,423 [Madison] Prophecy? 30 00:01:25,507 --> 00:01:27,467 That's what you're so weirded out about? 31 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:30,470 Do you know how many prophecies there are in the Mythic world? 32 00:01:30,553 --> 00:01:33,223 Like, a billion, and they're never right. 33 00:01:33,306 --> 00:01:35,475 Always some kind of twist no one sees coming. 34 00:01:35,558 --> 00:01:37,393 You're not listening to me! 35 00:01:37,477 --> 00:01:40,230 Dylan and Kev hunted a Goblin! He told them! 36 00:01:40,313 --> 00:01:43,149 Pfft. A Goblin. Whatever. 37 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,485 Then it's for sure totally not true. 38 00:01:45,568 --> 00:01:47,237 Goblins are known liars by trade. 39 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,197 -Really? -[Madison] Yeah! 40 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,616 I mean, how ridiculous is it that anyone thinks 41 00:01:51,699 --> 00:01:53,868 that you could start a war? 42 00:01:53,952 --> 00:01:54,994 Maybe I could. 43 00:01:55,078 --> 00:01:56,704 No. No, you couldn't. 44 00:01:58,623 --> 00:02:00,208 So, did he kiss you? 45 00:02:01,376 --> 00:02:04,420 No. He was a perfect gentleman. 46 00:02:04,504 --> 00:02:06,339 Oh, sorry. Did you kiss him? 47 00:02:06,422 --> 00:02:07,966 Madison! 48 00:02:08,049 --> 00:02:10,385 Okay, okay. So, tell me what happened. 49 00:02:10,468 --> 00:02:12,011 [Carmie] It was perfect. 50 00:02:12,095 --> 00:02:13,054 He looked great. 51 00:02:13,138 --> 00:02:15,557 We danced, talked. 52 00:02:17,559 --> 00:02:19,144 I looked great, too. [giggles] 53 00:02:19,227 --> 00:02:25,984 ? 54 00:02:27,026 --> 00:02:28,945 -Para-cord. -Spider. 55 00:02:29,028 --> 00:02:30,613 -Flint. -Snakes. 56 00:02:30,697 --> 00:02:32,699 -[Dylan] Flare gun. -Flies. Beetles. 57 00:02:32,782 --> 00:02:36,536 Beetles are an excellent source of high protein in the wild. 58 00:02:36,619 --> 00:02:38,663 Not to mention the humidity wreaking havoc 59 00:02:38,746 --> 00:02:40,582 for my sensitive skin and sinuses. 60 00:02:40,665 --> 00:02:42,500 I hate outdoor school trips. 61 00:02:42,584 --> 00:02:44,878 Man, I wish every class could be outside. 62 00:02:44,961 --> 00:02:47,213 Prize for today's scavenger hunt is two tickets 63 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,507 to the Bash Brothers amusement park. 64 00:02:49,591 --> 00:02:51,009 Those tickets are mine. 65 00:02:51,092 --> 00:02:53,511 You've rappelled off buildings, 66 00:02:53,595 --> 00:02:55,430 run across rooftops, 67 00:02:55,513 --> 00:02:57,432 captured Hugars. 68 00:02:57,515 --> 00:02:59,809 Isn't an amusement park a little boring for you? 69 00:02:59,893 --> 00:03:02,854 The Inverted Cyclone Explosion Ride is calling me. 70 00:03:02,937 --> 00:03:04,189 Not interested. 71 00:03:04,272 --> 00:03:06,482 I had a bad experience there once. 72 00:03:06,566 --> 00:03:08,651 -What happened? -I can't relive it. 73 00:03:08,735 --> 00:03:10,528 [theme music playing] 74 00:03:10,612 --> 00:03:17,619 ? 75 00:03:25,793 --> 00:03:31,716 ? 76 00:03:31,799 --> 00:03:34,427 {\an8}Bags outside! 77 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:37,305 {\an8}Leave 'em or lose 'em! 78 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,850 {\an8}Careful! That has my midday cardigan in it! 79 00:03:40,934 --> 00:03:42,101 {\an8}[scoffs] 80 00:03:42,185 --> 00:03:45,897 {\an8}Guys, Madison said that Goblins are liars and tricksters, 81 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:48,733 {\an8}and she doesn't believe any of your Goblin translation. 82 00:03:48,816 --> 00:03:50,735 The Collector did say not to trust them. 83 00:03:50,818 --> 00:03:52,028 Maybe it is wrong. 84 00:03:52,111 --> 00:03:53,863 [sighs] Possible. 85 00:03:53,947 --> 00:03:57,116 So let's just forget all of that and keep our eyes on the prize... 86 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,244 Inverted Cyclone Explosion Ride. 87 00:03:59,327 --> 00:04:01,412 That's what I'm talking about! [chuckles] 88 00:04:01,496 --> 00:04:02,914 [whistle blowing] 89 00:04:02,997 --> 00:04:04,749 Come on in, team! 90 00:04:04,832 --> 00:04:07,669 I want you to give a big welcome to Tristan, 91 00:04:07,752 --> 00:04:09,295 our forest patrol guide! 92 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:11,464 He's going to be handing out the list for 93 00:04:11,547 --> 00:04:14,676 the "Find Nature, Find Yourself" scavenger hunt! 94 00:04:14,759 --> 00:04:17,553 First person to find and take photos 95 00:04:17,637 --> 00:04:19,264 of all ten items wins 96 00:04:19,347 --> 00:04:22,934 two free tickets to the amusement park! 97 00:04:23,017 --> 00:04:25,645 So, find a partner and let's move! 98 00:04:25,728 --> 00:04:28,439 [students chatter quietly] 99 00:04:28,523 --> 00:04:30,275 -You're with me. -No, I'm not. 100 00:04:30,358 --> 00:04:32,610 Yes, you are. You're clearly an indoor person, 101 00:04:32,694 --> 00:04:34,612 and you're now, like, a local celebrity 102 00:04:34,696 --> 00:04:36,322 since that cartoon book came out. 103 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:38,199 -It's a comic book. -Yeah, whatever. 104 00:04:38,283 --> 00:04:39,784 You and me, partners for the day. 105 00:04:39,867 --> 00:04:41,953 -Get excited. -[Kev] What? 106 00:04:42,036 --> 00:04:43,621 [chuckles] Wow. 107 00:04:43,705 --> 00:04:45,373 You're a forest patrol, too? 108 00:04:45,456 --> 00:04:47,125 You do a lot of different things. 109 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:49,377 I can do a lot of different things. [giggles] 110 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:51,379 Like killing it on the dance floor? 111 00:04:51,462 --> 00:04:53,506 Thanks for a great time. So, how about you win 112 00:04:53,589 --> 00:04:55,466 -those tickets for us? -Excuse me, 113 00:04:55,550 --> 00:04:56,759 but it's already decided. 114 00:04:56,843 --> 00:04:58,136 We're partners. 115 00:04:58,219 --> 00:05:00,847 I win, and I'm taking Carmie to the amusement park. 116 00:05:00,930 --> 00:05:02,557 And what if Carmie wins? 117 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,767 Then does she get to decide who she goes with? 118 00:05:04,851 --> 00:05:07,103 It's impossible she'll find more things than me. 119 00:05:07,186 --> 00:05:10,565 No offense, Carmie, but I'm experienced as a hunter. 120 00:05:10,648 --> 00:05:13,026 Besides, who else would she want to go upside down 121 00:05:13,109 --> 00:05:14,110 at 3G force with? 122 00:05:14,193 --> 00:05:15,778 You seem pretty confident. 123 00:05:15,862 --> 00:05:17,864 The woods can be more dangerous than you think. 124 00:05:17,947 --> 00:05:19,991 -Take that from Forest Patrol. -[laughs] 125 00:05:20,074 --> 00:05:22,368 Hunter trumps patrol. 126 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:25,121 We're trained in bush craft, trap-netting, 127 00:05:25,204 --> 00:05:26,831 and long-range archery. 128 00:05:26,914 --> 00:05:29,625 [Tristan] The first item on the list is moss. 129 00:05:29,709 --> 00:05:31,210 Survival food techniques. 130 00:05:31,294 --> 00:05:33,838 {\an8}You know we're only going to be there for one afternoon. 131 00:05:33,921 --> 00:05:35,923 {\an8}Oh, everybody thinks it's one afternoon 132 00:05:36,007 --> 00:05:38,009 {\an8}until it's been three months in the barren desert 133 00:05:38,092 --> 00:05:40,928 {\an8}and you've been living off of cactus needle stew. 134 00:05:41,012 --> 00:05:42,555 Yeah. I'm always prepared. 135 00:05:42,638 --> 00:05:49,645 ? 136 00:05:53,775 --> 00:05:55,526 I hope you're prepared for fire. 137 00:05:57,904 --> 00:05:59,614 [bursting] 138 00:05:59,697 --> 00:06:01,783 [all] Oh! 139 00:06:01,866 --> 00:06:03,451 [Dylan] My flares. 140 00:06:03,534 --> 00:06:05,370 [grunts] 141 00:06:08,081 --> 00:06:14,545 ? 142 00:06:14,629 --> 00:06:17,006 One dust-free backpack. 143 00:06:17,090 --> 00:06:19,550 Slight hiccup in the day. Not a problem. 144 00:06:19,634 --> 00:06:22,929 This is my element. Consider those tickets locked. 145 00:06:23,012 --> 00:06:25,223 While you're out there, keep an eye on Carmie. 146 00:06:25,306 --> 00:06:27,392 She's been really heart eyes since the dance 147 00:06:27,475 --> 00:06:28,935 with that guy Tristan. 148 00:06:29,018 --> 00:06:32,105 There's something about that guy that I just don't trust. 149 00:06:32,188 --> 00:06:34,982 [Kev] Is it the straight jawline, perfect hair, 150 00:06:35,066 --> 00:06:37,068 or upper-class-person status that you mistrust? 151 00:06:37,151 --> 00:06:40,029 -Oh, all of the above. -[chuckles] 152 00:06:40,113 --> 00:06:41,948 -Ready to win this thing? -Yeah. 153 00:06:42,031 --> 00:06:45,118 Hey, good luck, and, uh, if you get lost, just remember, 154 00:06:45,201 --> 00:06:47,412 moss grows on the north side of the trees. 155 00:06:47,495 --> 00:06:49,622 Follow it, and it will return you here. 156 00:06:49,705 --> 00:06:50,998 Okay. Thanks. 157 00:06:51,082 --> 00:06:52,542 We're not going to get lost, 158 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:55,002 and if you follow north, you'll end up over there. 159 00:06:55,086 --> 00:06:57,255 But if you follow north minus three degrees, 160 00:06:57,338 --> 00:06:58,965 then you'll end up back here. 161 00:06:59,048 --> 00:07:01,592 Okay. Suit yourself. 162 00:07:01,676 --> 00:07:03,594 All right, everybody! 163 00:07:03,678 --> 00:07:06,347 Remember, this isn't a race! 164 00:07:06,431 --> 00:07:08,599 It's a competition! 165 00:07:08,683 --> 00:07:13,604 Trophies gather dust, but victory lasts forever. 166 00:07:14,605 --> 00:07:18,568 [blows whistle] Go, go, go, go, go, go! 167 00:07:22,697 --> 00:07:24,574 Don't talk. Bring those. Just follow. 168 00:07:24,657 --> 00:07:25,575 No. 169 00:07:25,658 --> 00:07:32,665 ? 170 00:07:35,626 --> 00:07:36,669 Look! 171 00:07:38,254 --> 00:07:40,006 Nice. And 172 00:07:40,089 --> 00:07:41,799 -[camera snaps] - plume moss. 173 00:07:43,384 --> 00:07:45,511 Check. Two items down, eight to go. 174 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:46,888 We are so crushing this. 175 00:07:46,971 --> 00:07:50,141 What do you expect? You name it, I can find it. 176 00:07:50,224 --> 00:07:51,392 -Hmm. -Oh, great! 177 00:07:52,727 --> 00:07:54,896 -Oh, here. Have some chives. -Chives? 178 00:07:54,979 --> 00:07:57,607 I don't really understand them without a baked potato. 179 00:07:57,690 --> 00:07:59,859 These are great for your cardiovascular health 180 00:07:59,942 --> 00:08:02,195 and are chock full of vitamin K. 181 00:08:02,278 --> 00:08:05,198 We are so getting these tickets. What's next on the list? 182 00:08:05,281 --> 00:08:08,075 Uh, butterfly, an insect with large wings and... 183 00:08:08,159 --> 00:08:10,453 Got it. I know what a butterfly is. 184 00:08:10,536 --> 00:08:17,293 ? 185 00:08:18,127 --> 00:08:19,253 Look! 186 00:08:22,340 --> 00:08:25,301 [softly] Carmie, no levitating. 187 00:08:25,384 --> 00:08:26,636 And that's cheating. 188 00:08:30,181 --> 00:08:32,099 What are you doing? Someone could see you. 189 00:08:32,183 --> 00:08:33,809 Who? There's nobody here, 190 00:08:33,893 --> 00:08:36,979 and I was just about to take a picture of this butterfly. 191 00:08:37,063 --> 00:08:38,272 It was so weird. 192 00:08:38,356 --> 00:08:41,859 I mean, it was so calm, and then it just took off. 193 00:08:43,277 --> 00:08:45,530 Something must have alarmed it. 194 00:08:45,613 --> 00:08:47,406 So, what's next on the list? 195 00:08:48,824 --> 00:08:50,868 Nutrition, Carmie. Look, blueberries. 196 00:08:52,161 --> 00:08:53,955 Bush full of them right in front of us. 197 00:08:54,038 --> 00:08:57,416 Not for me. I need my food processed. 198 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:58,668 Your loss. 199 00:08:58,751 --> 00:09:01,003 Always take advantage of a natural food source 200 00:09:01,087 --> 00:09:02,964 when in the wild. 201 00:09:03,047 --> 00:09:05,174 These are the best blueberries ever. 202 00:09:05,258 --> 00:09:07,218 [Carmie] Dylan! Come on. 203 00:09:07,301 --> 00:09:10,179 Let's go. I need to win these tickets. 204 00:09:10,263 --> 00:09:17,019 ? 205 00:09:17,103 --> 00:09:19,397 ? They call me Miss Independent ? 206 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,107 ? I got the bag ? 207 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:22,358 Glamping! 208 00:09:22,441 --> 00:09:23,526 Shoes! 209 00:09:23,609 --> 00:09:25,194 ? Big boy diamonds on my wrist ? 210 00:09:25,278 --> 00:09:27,029 Today's episode of Leanna Live, 211 00:09:27,113 --> 00:09:29,782 Glamping Edition, will be featuring... Huh. 212 00:09:29,865 --> 00:09:31,784 And I can't believe that I'm saying this, 213 00:09:31,867 --> 00:09:33,578 but what can you do when the pickings are slim 214 00:09:33,661 --> 00:09:35,121 and you're in the wild... Kev, 215 00:09:35,204 --> 00:09:37,373 the creator of Carmela, the comic book. 216 00:09:37,456 --> 00:09:39,625 Hashtag you're welcome, hashtag Lea Kev. 217 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,419 [Kev] Why is my name listed second? 218 00:09:41,502 --> 00:09:43,212 Kev Lea sounds so much better. 219 00:09:43,296 --> 00:09:44,714 Don't argue with the host. 220 00:09:44,797 --> 00:09:47,258 Now, introduce yourself using five active words. 221 00:09:47,341 --> 00:09:48,968 [beeps] 222 00:09:49,051 --> 00:09:51,178 This is my worst nightmare. 223 00:09:51,262 --> 00:09:53,347 Okay. Dark, but okay. 224 00:09:53,431 --> 00:09:55,516 We can work with that. 225 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,727 We're in the wild. Let's talk plants. 226 00:09:57,810 --> 00:10:01,439 Did you bring indoor plants to the outdoor forest? 227 00:10:01,522 --> 00:10:03,858 These are indoor air plants. 228 00:10:03,941 --> 00:10:06,152 Choosing the right air plant is a make or break 229 00:10:06,235 --> 00:10:07,653 to your glamping tent aura. 230 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:10,531 Tropicals and terrariums are a great way to be part of nature 231 00:10:10,615 --> 00:10:12,366 while not being part it at all. 232 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:16,704 Oh, and remember to always spray your essential oils 233 00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:19,040 to create that "just went hiking" smell. 234 00:10:19,123 --> 00:10:20,750 No! No essential oils! 235 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:22,293 My sinuses! It burns! Ow! 236 00:10:22,376 --> 00:10:24,253 Cedar wood and rain. Ah. 237 00:10:24,337 --> 00:10:27,798 My eyes! No! [groans] Why? 238 00:10:27,882 --> 00:10:30,217 [Carmie] We're never gonna find the Queen Anne's lace, 239 00:10:30,301 --> 00:10:31,677 -are we? -[Dylan] It's close. 240 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:32,845 I can feel it. 241 00:10:32,928 --> 00:10:35,598 [Carmie] We're never, ever, ever... 242 00:10:35,681 --> 00:10:36,724 Carmie, over here! 243 00:10:36,807 --> 00:10:38,684 [sighs] Dylan. 244 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,019 Come on. 245 00:10:44,065 --> 00:10:45,232 It was right here! 246 00:10:46,484 --> 00:10:48,694 Let's just go find something else. 247 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:49,987 No way, okay? 248 00:10:50,071 --> 00:10:53,115 We follow the list as is, top to bottom, one through ten. 249 00:10:53,199 --> 00:10:55,493 That's why there's a list. Follow order. 250 00:10:55,576 --> 00:10:57,119 Can you stop being so annoying? 251 00:10:57,203 --> 00:10:58,871 {\an8}Today's just not your day. 252 00:10:58,954 --> 00:11:01,457 {\an8}Oh, really? I suppose you'd rather be with, 253 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:03,709 {\an8}oh, clean jaw, shiny teeth, older man 254 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:06,087 {\an8}forest patrol guide, huh? 255 00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:07,922 -You're jealous. -Oh, not even. 256 00:11:08,005 --> 00:11:11,217 Yes, you are, because Tristan has been nothing but nice to us. 257 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:12,968 -You can't trust him! -About what? 258 00:11:13,052 --> 00:11:14,970 Taking him to the amusement park if I win? 259 00:11:15,054 --> 00:11:16,222 If we win. 260 00:11:16,305 --> 00:11:17,973 You haven't found anything! 261 00:11:18,057 --> 00:11:20,142 You know what? I don't think we should be partners. 262 00:11:20,226 --> 00:11:21,769 -Fine. -Fine. 263 00:11:21,852 --> 00:11:23,062 -Fine! -Fine! 264 00:11:23,145 --> 00:11:24,563 -Fine. -Fine. 265 00:11:24,647 --> 00:11:25,690 Fine. 266 00:11:27,525 --> 00:11:29,485 [Leanna] I can't just survive in the wild 267 00:11:29,568 --> 00:11:31,862 on my smoked salmon and dehydrated fruits. 268 00:11:31,946 --> 00:11:35,282 I need my proper facial supplies. 269 00:11:35,366 --> 00:11:37,535 A base cream with ample hydration 270 00:11:37,618 --> 00:11:39,286 will keep you glowing around the camp fire 271 00:11:39,370 --> 00:11:41,539 all night long. 272 00:11:41,622 --> 00:11:42,748 How you feeling, Kev? 273 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,458 [muffled] I can't feel my face. 274 00:11:44,542 --> 00:11:47,169 Feeling better than ever. I hear you. 275 00:11:47,253 --> 00:11:49,547 Smile for the Leanna Lifers. 276 00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:50,673 Hold on. 277 00:11:50,756 --> 00:11:52,591 My assistant wants to see his new glow, 278 00:11:52,675 --> 00:11:56,220 so let me just grab cleanser. 279 00:11:56,303 --> 00:12:01,100 [glass shatters, electricity sizzles] 280 00:12:01,183 --> 00:12:03,436 No! Oh, my... 281 00:12:04,437 --> 00:12:05,980 I lost the Wi-Fi! I lost signal! 282 00:12:06,063 --> 00:12:07,857 Leanna Live is no longer live! 283 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:10,860 -[Leanna whimpers] -[equipment sizzles] 284 00:12:10,943 --> 00:12:11,861 [Leanna shrieks] 285 00:12:11,944 --> 00:12:13,237 [equipment sizzles] 286 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,030 -[zapping] -[Leanna shrieks] 287 00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:19,785 [Carmie] Hello? 288 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:22,121 Which way is, like, north on this compass? 289 00:12:22,204 --> 00:12:27,042 ? 290 00:12:27,126 --> 00:12:28,836 What did Tristan say? 291 00:12:28,919 --> 00:12:30,671 Moss grows on the... 292 00:12:30,755 --> 00:12:32,214 North. 293 00:12:32,298 --> 00:12:34,425 Tristan! Perfect timing. 294 00:12:34,508 --> 00:12:36,719 I think I'm a little lost. 295 00:12:36,802 --> 00:12:39,555 One is never a little lost. It's either you are or are not. 296 00:12:39,638 --> 00:12:41,766 -[chuckles] -Where's hunter boy? 297 00:12:41,849 --> 00:12:43,559 [sighs] He couldn't find anything, 298 00:12:43,642 --> 00:12:45,060 and then he wouldn't let me help. 299 00:12:45,144 --> 00:12:47,229 -So frustrating. -That's not surprising. 300 00:12:47,313 --> 00:12:50,274 He seems like a pretty self-important guy. 301 00:12:50,357 --> 00:12:53,402 Now that I don't have a partner, are you gonna disqualify me? 302 00:12:53,486 --> 00:12:55,321 Never. Let me help you. 303 00:12:55,404 --> 00:12:57,114 You'll win for sure. 304 00:12:57,198 --> 00:12:59,241 Isn't that cheating? 305 00:12:59,325 --> 00:13:00,284 Who am I going to tell? 306 00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:01,410 [Carmie chuckles] 307 00:13:01,494 --> 00:13:02,912 Let's see. 308 00:13:02,995 --> 00:13:04,997 Okay. Next up is a lily. 309 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:11,796 ? 310 00:13:12,797 --> 00:13:13,881 [Tristan] Look. 311 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,675 -Oh. -It was meant to be. 312 00:13:16,759 --> 00:13:18,844 Yes, it was. It is. I mean, it would. 313 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,888 I mean, it... I... Yeah. I don't know. 314 00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:22,223 Just... just wait there. 315 00:13:23,516 --> 00:13:25,643 -[camera snaps] -[Carmie chuckles] 316 00:13:25,726 --> 00:13:31,315 ? 317 00:13:31,398 --> 00:13:32,691 [laughs] 318 00:13:34,276 --> 00:13:35,277 ? One ? 319 00:13:36,654 --> 00:13:38,531 ? Two ? 320 00:13:38,614 --> 00:13:39,657 ? Three ? 321 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,244 ? One two three four ? 322 00:13:47,832 --> 00:13:50,835 [Dylan] Chanterelle mushroom. Take nothing but pictures. 323 00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:52,002 [camera snaps] 324 00:13:52,086 --> 00:13:53,712 -[croaks] -Bullfrog. 325 00:13:55,923 --> 00:13:57,842 Leave nothing but footprints. 326 00:14:00,094 --> 00:14:02,179 -Shells. -[camera snaps] 327 00:14:02,263 --> 00:14:04,306 Kill nothing but time. 328 00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:09,395 ? 329 00:14:09,478 --> 00:14:12,314 [chuckles] Whoa. Orchid! 330 00:14:12,398 --> 00:14:14,400 -Last item on the list. -[camera snaps] 331 00:14:15,943 --> 00:14:18,028 Finished. I did it! 332 00:14:18,112 --> 00:14:19,488 I knew it! [laughs] 333 00:14:19,572 --> 00:14:21,782 [echoes] 334 00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:25,286 Oh. Whoa. [echoes] 335 00:14:25,369 --> 00:14:27,788 Oh, head rush. Hold on there. 336 00:14:27,872 --> 00:14:29,373 Better rehydrate. 337 00:14:33,419 --> 00:14:35,087 Mmm. Nutrition. [echoes] 338 00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:40,092 ? 339 00:14:40,175 --> 00:14:41,468 Beautiful. 340 00:14:42,636 --> 00:14:46,473 [Leanna, Kev] Die, die, die, die, die, die! 341 00:14:46,557 --> 00:14:48,601 [both pant] 342 00:14:48,684 --> 00:14:51,478 Ah, my artisanal chocolate bars are melting, 343 00:14:51,562 --> 00:14:54,148 melting away like this perfect day of glamping. 344 00:14:57,276 --> 00:14:59,486 [Kev] Plants and foliage? Check. 345 00:14:59,570 --> 00:15:01,530 Bugs? Check. 346 00:15:01,614 --> 00:15:03,616 The smell of the woods? [sniffs] 347 00:15:03,699 --> 00:15:05,659 Definite check. Burnt skin? 348 00:15:05,743 --> 00:15:09,455 From a face mask. Unusual, but still burnt. 349 00:15:09,538 --> 00:15:10,706 Check? 350 00:15:10,789 --> 00:15:12,791 You are making no sense. 351 00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:15,127 It does seem, for like, two indoor kids, 352 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:17,004 -we still went outdoors. -[chuckles] 353 00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:19,465 I haven't been offline like this in, like, ten years. 354 00:15:19,548 --> 00:15:21,091 Ten years? 355 00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:23,010 Well, I got my phone when I was four, 356 00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:26,347 and I'd just rather look at me than at my parents. 357 00:15:26,430 --> 00:15:27,806 How much longer is this going to be? 358 00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:30,851 The longer I'm offline, the more followers I drop. Fact. 359 00:15:30,935 --> 00:15:32,853 Fact-ola. Your followers love you. 360 00:15:32,937 --> 00:15:34,313 They're not going anywhere. 361 00:15:34,396 --> 00:15:36,649 Love is fleeting, just like followers. 362 00:15:36,732 --> 00:15:39,526 They're like animals who have this constant need to be fed, 363 00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:41,236 and content is their meal. 364 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,530 Leanna, have you ever tried meditation? 365 00:15:43,614 --> 00:15:45,574 Yeah. I have, like, five meditation apps. 366 00:15:45,658 --> 00:15:47,534 My longest record? A minute and a half. 367 00:15:47,618 --> 00:15:48,786 I am killing it. 368 00:15:48,869 --> 00:15:49,954 Okay. Try it with me. 369 00:15:53,123 --> 00:15:55,709 Breathe in for four. 370 00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:57,503 -Hold for two. -What? 371 00:15:57,586 --> 00:15:59,630 You want me to breathe and count at the same time? 372 00:15:59,713 --> 00:16:02,174 You do the breathing I'll do the counting. Ready? 373 00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:05,386 One two... 374 00:16:05,469 --> 00:16:07,304 Don't tell me when to breathe! 375 00:16:08,555 --> 00:16:14,436 ? 376 00:16:16,146 --> 00:16:18,148 So, what do you see in those two guys 377 00:16:18,232 --> 00:16:19,608 you're always hanging out with? 378 00:16:19,692 --> 00:16:21,235 Who? Kev and Dylan? 379 00:16:21,318 --> 00:16:23,570 Yeah. They're so different than you. 380 00:16:23,654 --> 00:16:26,115 Not really. We have a lot of similarities. 381 00:16:26,198 --> 00:16:27,741 We don't know a lot of people, 382 00:16:27,825 --> 00:16:29,576 we appreciate each other's fashion style 383 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:30,911 when most people don't, 384 00:16:30,995 --> 00:16:34,581 and we're outsiders living in an insider's world. 385 00:16:34,665 --> 00:16:35,582 I don't buy it. 386 00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:37,793 You know, I buy that's who you think you are, 387 00:16:37,876 --> 00:16:41,213 but I see an exciting and intelligent person 388 00:16:41,296 --> 00:16:43,298 who wants to turn herself loose on a world 389 00:16:43,382 --> 00:16:45,259 who expects her to be contained. 390 00:16:45,342 --> 00:16:47,970 Wow. You think that's me? [chuckles] 391 00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:49,221 And so much more. 392 00:16:52,683 --> 00:16:55,894 The next item on the list is a butterfly. 393 00:16:57,688 --> 00:16:58,689 Huh. 394 00:17:02,735 --> 00:17:03,986 Oh! There it is! 395 00:17:04,069 --> 00:17:06,697 Right there. Okay. Let me get this one for you. 396 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:07,865 Give me your phone. 397 00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:11,493 Just so you know, I think this is a bad idea. 398 00:17:11,577 --> 00:17:14,496 Anything to take you on the Inverted Cyclone Explosion Ride. 399 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,123 [chuckles] 400 00:17:19,752 --> 00:17:21,295 [phone buzzes] 401 00:17:21,378 --> 00:17:22,463 What is that? 402 00:17:22,546 --> 00:17:23,797 [phone buzzes] 403 00:17:23,881 --> 00:17:25,382 -Is that a phone? -Uh... 404 00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:27,801 Did you have a phone this whole time with signal 405 00:17:27,885 --> 00:17:28,969 and you didn't tell me? 406 00:17:29,053 --> 00:17:31,847 -I... I don't know. Maybe. -[beeps] 407 00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:34,641 Kev! We did it! [laughs] 408 00:17:34,725 --> 00:17:36,643 You got into Fan Con! 409 00:17:36,727 --> 00:17:38,854 Help. We are trapped in the wilderness. 410 00:17:38,937 --> 00:17:40,522 Uh 411 00:17:40,606 --> 00:17:42,941 What? Fan Con? That's amazing! 412 00:17:43,025 --> 00:17:46,737 Yeah. Oh, the crowd is going to go crazy over your new comic. 413 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,530 [Kev] What new comic? 414 00:17:48,614 --> 00:17:50,157 I've just been writing more of Carmela. 415 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,658 Well, you gotta keep moving, kid. 416 00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:53,243 You know, you got to stay fresh and new, 417 00:17:53,327 --> 00:17:55,496 or you're gonna watch all your dreams and promises 418 00:17:55,579 --> 00:17:57,164 go up in flames in a dumpster fire. 419 00:17:57,247 --> 00:17:58,749 -But I just... -Look. I told them 420 00:17:58,832 --> 00:18:01,043 you're writing a new comic, and that's why you got in, okay? 421 00:18:01,126 --> 00:18:02,669 So, you better start writing something, 422 00:18:02,753 --> 00:18:04,463 and you better start writing it fast. Okay? 423 00:18:04,546 --> 00:18:07,299 And I'm talking 30 pages a week Jack Kirby fast. 424 00:18:07,382 --> 00:18:10,594 This is the big leagues, Kev. You gotta show up to blow up. 425 00:18:10,677 --> 00:18:12,221 Oh, he'll blow up, all right. 426 00:18:12,304 --> 00:18:15,057 Wait. Who is this? Put Kev back on the line. 427 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:17,309 No, no, no, no. From now on, all contact to Kev 428 00:18:17,392 --> 00:18:19,895 will go through me... Leanna Management. Bye-bye! 429 00:18:19,978 --> 00:18:21,438 [beeps] 430 00:18:21,522 --> 00:18:23,190 You just hung up on good news! 431 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:25,776 Don't worry! He'll call back. 432 00:18:25,859 --> 00:18:28,153 Remember, you're the talent. 433 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:29,988 The money calls you now. 434 00:18:30,072 --> 00:18:31,073 Leanna. 435 00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:36,995 [buzzes] 436 00:18:38,122 --> 00:18:40,749 [Leanna] Good afternoon. Leanna Management. 437 00:18:42,376 --> 00:18:43,377 Be careful! 438 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,590 You're... you're almost there! You've got it! 439 00:18:48,674 --> 00:18:54,429 ? 440 00:18:54,513 --> 00:18:56,473 Whoa! Oh! Ah! 441 00:18:56,557 --> 00:18:57,724 [grunts] Ah! 442 00:18:57,808 --> 00:18:58,809 Tristan! 443 00:19:00,018 --> 00:19:01,687 [Tristan] Oh! Oh. 444 00:19:02,729 --> 00:19:05,816 Oh! Carmie, help me! 445 00:19:05,899 --> 00:19:06,900 Whoa! 446 00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:09,653 [distantly] Carmie, help me! 447 00:19:09,736 --> 00:19:12,281 Help me! Help! 448 00:19:12,364 --> 00:19:14,616 Help me! Help! Help me! 449 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:17,202 Help me! Help! Help me! 450 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:20,330 Hello, Dylan. How were the berries? 451 00:19:20,414 --> 00:19:22,875 What? What? Huh? 452 00:19:27,588 --> 00:19:30,591 [Tristan] Help me! Help me! 453 00:19:30,674 --> 00:19:31,717 What was that? 454 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,344 Sounds like someone needs your help, Dylan. 455 00:19:39,141 --> 00:19:40,475 Help is on the way! 456 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:43,562 Carmie, help me! Ah! 457 00:19:43,645 --> 00:19:44,605 Tristan! 458 00:19:44,688 --> 00:19:47,065 [Tristan] Ah! Ah! 459 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:49,902 Carmie! Ah! 460 00:19:51,236 --> 00:19:53,197 -Ah! -Tristan! 461 00:19:55,449 --> 00:19:56,533 I got you. 462 00:19:56,617 --> 00:20:03,624 ? 463 00:20:11,131 --> 00:20:12,966 That was fantastic. 464 00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:14,092 How did you 465 00:20:15,302 --> 00:20:16,970 -Um... -You don't have to tell me. 466 00:20:19,056 --> 00:20:21,767 No. I... I want to, 467 00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:23,101 but it's a secret. 468 00:20:26,563 --> 00:20:27,564 You can trust me. 469 00:20:27,648 --> 00:20:34,655 ? 470 00:20:38,408 --> 00:20:41,912 I am half human, half vampire. Blended. 471 00:20:41,995 --> 00:20:48,043 ? 472 00:20:49,503 --> 00:20:51,964 I've also been hiding something, 473 00:20:52,047 --> 00:20:54,299 not knowing if I could tell anyone, 474 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:55,926 wondering who to trust. 475 00:20:58,220 --> 00:20:59,638 I'm not who people think I am. 476 00:21:00,722 --> 00:21:04,393 Well, tell me, if you want. 477 00:21:04,476 --> 00:21:11,483 ? 478 00:21:26,039 --> 00:21:27,291 I am also Blended, 479 00:21:27,374 --> 00:21:28,750 half Warrior Fairy. 480 00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:34,965 ? 481 00:21:35,048 --> 00:21:36,383 [Carmie chuckles] 482 00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:38,468 [chuckles] 483 00:21:40,345 --> 00:21:41,680 You're amazing. 484 00:21:41,763 --> 00:21:48,770 ? 485 00:21:53,775 --> 00:21:54,735 [Carmie chuckles] 486 00:21:54,818 --> 00:22:02,617 ? 487 00:22:06,121 --> 00:22:08,498 You're so beautiful. 488 00:22:08,582 --> 00:22:14,046 ? 489 00:22:14,129 --> 00:22:16,840 [screeching] 490 00:22:20,427 --> 00:22:22,512 Ah! 491 00:22:22,596 --> 00:22:29,603 ? 492 00:22:29,653 --> 00:22:34,203 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35017