Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,636 --> 00:00:07,720
[boy] Carmie.
2
00:00:07,803 --> 00:00:09,014
[echoes]
3
00:00:10,848 --> 00:00:13,309
Carmie! Carmie!
Carmie, are you okay?
4
00:00:13,393 --> 00:00:15,478
[Carmie] My birth mother?
My birth mother?
5
00:00:15,561 --> 00:00:17,438
[laughs]
6
00:00:17,522 --> 00:00:19,815
-You got to see this.
-[heart beating]
7
00:00:19,899 --> 00:00:22,277
The writing is beautiful,
8
00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,529
almost hypnotic.
9
00:00:24,612 --> 00:00:26,739
[heart beating loudly]
10
00:00:26,822 --> 00:00:28,491
[Carmie screams, grunts]
11
00:00:28,574 --> 00:00:30,285
[distorted voice speaking]
12
00:00:30,368 --> 00:00:32,620
Dylan, hey. Are you okay?
13
00:00:32,703 --> 00:00:34,497
What was that noise?
14
00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:35,581
Oh, no.
15
00:00:37,417 --> 00:00:38,501
No!
16
00:00:38,584 --> 00:00:39,919
Oh, I'm good. Thank you.
17
00:00:40,002 --> 00:00:42,130
No, no! Out of my way! No, no.
18
00:00:42,213 --> 00:00:44,757
-Oh! Oh, Batman number seven.
-[Carmie sighs]
19
00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,926
[Collector] Oh, you're safe.
20
00:00:47,009 --> 00:00:49,095
-What happened?
-[Dylan] I don't know.
21
00:00:51,013 --> 00:00:53,933
It's been years since a grimoire
was addressed to me.
22
00:00:54,016 --> 00:00:56,311
-A what?
-Grimoire.
23
00:00:56,394 --> 00:00:58,854
A magical book
with incredible powers.
24
00:00:58,938 --> 00:01:01,191
They don't let just anyone
read them, you know.
25
00:01:01,274 --> 00:01:02,442
So, this was sent to you?
26
00:01:02,525 --> 00:01:04,860
No. Dylan just showed it to me.
27
00:01:04,944 --> 00:01:06,071
Well, it found you,
28
00:01:06,154 --> 00:01:08,448
so keep it
away from my merchandise.
29
00:01:08,531 --> 00:01:10,366
You never know with relics.
30
00:01:10,450 --> 00:01:13,494
It just blew me across the room,
and I barely even touched it.
31
00:01:13,578 --> 00:01:15,913
[Collector] Yes. Well,
obviously, you conjured
32
00:01:15,996 --> 00:01:18,374
-a telekinetic explosion.
-What? Conjured?
33
00:01:18,458 --> 00:01:19,834
I didn't do anything.
34
00:01:19,917 --> 00:01:21,919
Yeah. Well, tell that
to my comics.
35
00:01:22,002 --> 00:01:24,089
I carbon-dated it 1403,
36
00:01:24,172 --> 00:01:26,091
and I scanned it,
designed an algorithm
37
00:01:26,174 --> 00:01:28,259
to see if it synced up
to a known language.
38
00:01:28,343 --> 00:01:29,760
-Right.
-I was working my way
39
00:01:29,844 --> 00:01:32,763
-through all 6,000...
-It's Goblin.
40
00:01:32,847 --> 00:01:35,183
-What does it say?
-Well, I don't know.
41
00:01:35,266 --> 00:01:38,311
No one reads Goblin
except for Goblins.
42
00:01:38,394 --> 00:01:40,396
And believe me
when I say this...
43
00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,815
they are the worst.
44
00:01:42,898 --> 00:01:44,859
No other Mythic likes them.
45
00:01:44,942 --> 00:01:48,488
They stink. They eat children.
They chew with their mouth open.
46
00:01:48,571 --> 00:01:49,864
They cannot be trusted.
47
00:01:49,947 --> 00:01:51,949
Many years ago,
a Goblin tried to sell me
48
00:01:52,032 --> 00:01:54,577
what he insisted
were magic beans!
49
00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:57,788
They were chickpeas!
50
00:01:57,872 --> 00:02:00,708
Take my advice. Forget
you ever found that thing.
51
00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:02,293
Whatever it says is trouble.
52
00:02:03,961 --> 00:02:06,506
I agree.
Let's just forget about this.
53
00:02:06,589 --> 00:02:09,592
Not a chance! Okay?
54
00:02:09,675 --> 00:02:11,469
A loose Goblin,
a magical skin,
55
00:02:11,552 --> 00:02:14,305
Carmie getting blasted
across the room
56
00:02:14,389 --> 00:02:16,766
Oh, I've never felt so alive!
57
00:02:16,849 --> 00:02:20,228
[scoffs] When I said I wanted
a normal high school experience,
58
00:02:20,311 --> 00:02:22,188
this is not what I had in mind.
59
00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:25,065
?
60
00:02:25,150 --> 00:02:26,817
[theme music playing]
61
00:02:26,901 --> 00:02:33,908
?
62
00:02:46,504 --> 00:02:48,839
[Kev] That looks
eerily natural on you.
63
00:02:48,923 --> 00:02:50,425
Really? How about this?
64
00:02:50,508 --> 00:02:51,634
[hisses]
65
00:02:51,717 --> 00:02:54,470
Don't... don't do that.
People will see you!
66
00:02:54,554 --> 00:02:56,389
Kev, you worry too much.
67
00:02:58,266 --> 00:03:00,601
Dude, what is up
with your lunch?
68
00:03:00,685 --> 00:03:03,563
Perfectly proportioned.
Proteins, carbs, and fats.
69
00:03:03,646 --> 00:03:05,981
I measure all my macros.
70
00:03:06,065 --> 00:03:08,568
Carmie, did you have
some kind of a vision
71
00:03:08,651 --> 00:03:10,320
when you touched this?
72
00:03:10,403 --> 00:03:12,655
Hear anything?
Smelled something?
73
00:03:12,738 --> 00:03:15,908
No, no, no, and no.
74
00:03:15,991 --> 00:03:18,328
That's four nos.
What's the last one for?
75
00:03:18,411 --> 00:03:20,871
No, I'm not getting involved
with this,
76
00:03:20,955 --> 00:03:23,958
now that I know that Goblins
are attached to it.
77
00:03:24,041 --> 00:03:25,460
-So...
-Yeah.
78
00:03:25,543 --> 00:03:27,837
...you guys going
to the dance tomorrow night?
79
00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,172
Dressing up to be put on display
and judged to see
80
00:03:30,256 --> 00:03:32,967
if you're socially acceptable?
Not interested.
81
00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:35,094
Isn't that all of high school?
82
00:03:35,177 --> 00:03:36,846
Yes, but I agree with Kev.
83
00:03:36,929 --> 00:03:40,475
I don't need somebody telling me
where and when I can dance.
84
00:03:40,558 --> 00:03:42,643
When he's right, he's right.
85
00:03:42,727 --> 00:03:44,895
Fine. If you guys don't go,
I won't go.
86
00:03:44,979 --> 00:03:49,775
[dance music playing]
87
00:03:49,859 --> 00:03:51,861
-[squeals]
-[boy] Nice moves.
88
00:03:51,944 --> 00:03:54,029
Will I see them
at the dance tomorrow night?
89
00:03:54,113 --> 00:03:55,990
Yes. Of course.
90
00:03:56,073 --> 00:03:57,867
I'll be there. Early.
91
00:03:57,950 --> 00:03:59,660
I have to get those free chips.
92
00:03:59,744 --> 00:04:01,329
Sweet. Save me a dance?
93
00:04:01,412 --> 00:04:04,499
Maybe, if you'll save one
for me.
94
00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:06,792
[chuckles]
95
00:04:06,876 --> 00:04:12,798
?
96
00:04:12,882 --> 00:04:14,008
Is he gone?
97
00:04:14,091 --> 00:04:17,428
No. No. No. Yes.
98
00:04:17,512 --> 00:04:19,389
I'm going to the dance!
[squeals]
99
00:04:19,472 --> 00:04:21,641
Wait. You just said
you weren't going.
100
00:04:21,724 --> 00:04:24,435
Well, that was before.
Now, we're going!
101
00:04:24,519 --> 00:04:25,811
[Dylan, Kev]
We?
102
00:04:25,895 --> 00:04:27,980
Yes! You guys can be my wingmen.
103
00:04:28,063 --> 00:04:30,691
[gasps, squeals]
104
00:04:30,775 --> 00:04:35,488
[music playing]
105
00:04:35,571 --> 00:04:40,285
-How's this one?
-[Rainey] Well no.
106
00:04:40,368 --> 00:04:41,702
-It's too bold.
-Yeah.
107
00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:44,580
[Rainey] Uh, too old.
108
00:04:44,664 --> 00:04:45,706
Eh.
109
00:04:47,207 --> 00:04:49,544
[Rainey] Ooh. No.
Washes you out.
110
00:04:51,671 --> 00:04:53,881
Oh, dangerous!
111
00:04:53,964 --> 00:04:56,426
-[Carmie yelps, thuds] Ow.
-[Rainey] Told you.
112
00:04:56,509 --> 00:04:59,637
-Ugh!
-[Rainey pants]
113
00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,890
[Rainey] You're going to need
outside help. [pants]
114
00:05:02,973 --> 00:05:09,730
?
115
00:05:09,814 --> 00:05:12,149
[phone rings]
116
00:05:12,232 --> 00:05:14,694
Hey. Yeah.
117
00:05:14,777 --> 00:05:17,488
I can't believe I'm saying this,
118
00:05:17,572 --> 00:05:20,240
but I think I need your help.
119
00:05:22,910 --> 00:05:25,245
[Kev] Uh, what is all that?
120
00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:29,500
This is your lucky day, my boy.
The second printing
121
00:05:29,584 --> 00:05:33,921
of your Carmela Book One:
I Don't Bite Yet!
122
00:05:34,004 --> 00:05:36,173
Tons of orders have come in
since the signing,
123
00:05:36,256 --> 00:05:40,428
and you're even trending on
Protected-By-Plastic-Film.com.
124
00:05:40,511 --> 00:05:43,931
Kev, you, sir, are the It Boy
125
00:05:44,014 --> 00:05:47,727
of the self-published
independent comic book world!
126
00:05:47,810 --> 00:05:52,314
-Whoa.
-Yes. Next stop Fan Con!
127
00:05:52,398 --> 00:05:55,275
That's the biggest comic book
convention of the year.
128
00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,862
Oh, you bet it is, and once I
finish your application,
129
00:05:57,945 --> 00:06:01,407
you'll be able to hang
with all your adoring fans.
130
00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:02,742
You'd do that for me?
131
00:06:04,034 --> 00:06:05,703
For you? [chuckles]
132
00:06:05,786 --> 00:06:07,287
No. This is for me.
133
00:06:07,372 --> 00:06:09,582
My decade-long ban is almost up.
134
00:06:09,665 --> 00:06:11,166
I'll be your plus one
135
00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:15,295
and then return to Fan Con
in all my glory.
136
00:06:18,424 --> 00:06:21,093
Introducing a new talent,
of course. [chuckles]
137
00:06:21,176 --> 00:06:24,430
Now, all I have to do
is fill out a simple
138
00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,849
35-page application?
139
00:06:26,932 --> 00:06:28,851
Send a physical copy by mail.
140
00:06:28,934 --> 00:06:30,478
Well, why not just do it online?
141
00:06:30,561 --> 00:06:32,312
[chuckles] No, no.
142
00:06:32,397 --> 00:06:34,314
This is a historical moment,
my friend.
143
00:06:34,399 --> 00:06:37,777
I'm not going reduce this
to the metaverse. [scoffs]
144
00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:41,071
All right. Now,
it needs to be postmarked by
145
00:06:41,155 --> 00:06:42,657
midnight tomorrow?
146
00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:44,033
That's impossible.
147
00:06:46,702 --> 00:06:48,788
I mean totally doable.
[clears throat]
148
00:06:50,122 --> 00:06:51,707
Now, leave me to my task.
149
00:06:51,791 --> 00:06:53,208
Come on. We've got work to do.
150
00:06:53,292 --> 00:06:54,919
Yes. I also have work to do.
151
00:06:56,754 --> 00:06:58,673
Okay. Move everything out.
152
00:06:58,756 --> 00:07:01,008
Massage tables there,
supplies there,
153
00:07:01,091 --> 00:07:03,928
and yeah, those lights, we're
going to have to change them.
154
00:07:04,011 --> 00:07:05,888
I'm glad you called.
155
00:07:05,971 --> 00:07:08,265
-I brought my team.
-Team?
156
00:07:08,348 --> 00:07:11,060
LeannaLifers come
in all shapes and sizes.
157
00:07:13,896 --> 00:07:16,691
then the best place to find a
Goblin is near a body of water.
158
00:07:16,774 --> 00:07:19,401
Yeah. That checks out with
what's in Abraham's journal.
159
00:07:19,485 --> 00:07:22,029
"I tracked a Goblin to
the seaside town of Doolin.
160
00:07:22,112 --> 00:07:25,157
The beast thought the dizzying
Cliffs of Moher would stop me.
161
00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,325
He was wrong."
162
00:07:26,408 --> 00:07:27,993
-That's intense.
-Yeah.
163
00:07:28,077 --> 00:07:29,870
[Kev] I prefer to draw
my adventures,
164
00:07:29,954 --> 00:07:31,288
not be a part of them.
165
00:07:31,371 --> 00:07:33,123
This is the only riddle
166
00:07:33,207 --> 00:07:35,250
the greatest Helsing
could never solve.
167
00:07:35,334 --> 00:07:38,087
You know, this is my chance
to reclaim my purpose,
168
00:07:38,170 --> 00:07:39,880
make my ancestors proud,
169
00:07:39,964 --> 00:07:43,884
be the greatest hunter
in the Helsing lineage.
170
00:07:43,968 --> 00:07:46,428
You're not going to believe
what just happened.
171
00:07:47,930 --> 00:07:49,139
You found a Goblin?
172
00:07:51,058 --> 00:07:54,269
Even better.
We have customers. Kev.
173
00:07:54,353 --> 00:07:56,897
On it. Dylan, finish up here.
174
00:07:56,981 --> 00:07:57,898
Yeah.
175
00:07:57,982 --> 00:08:04,989
?
176
00:08:11,161 --> 00:08:12,622
Gross.
177
00:08:12,705 --> 00:08:16,501
[Leanna] You don't know how long
you've needed this makeover for.
178
00:08:16,584 --> 00:08:18,043
Well, I really just needed help
179
00:08:18,127 --> 00:08:20,462
finding a nice outfit
for the dance.
180
00:08:20,546 --> 00:08:23,799
-Nice or awesome?
-Awesome.
181
00:08:23,883 --> 00:08:26,385
Well, that's almost impossible,
but lucky for you,
182
00:08:26,468 --> 00:08:28,679
I don't believe in almost.
I got you.
183
00:08:28,763 --> 00:08:31,223
This skin hydrating
and pore reduction treatment
184
00:08:31,306 --> 00:08:33,643
is the first step
of oh so many.
185
00:08:33,726 --> 00:08:35,352
We cannot find
the perfect outfit
186
00:08:35,435 --> 00:08:37,563
until the rest of you
is ready to wear it.
187
00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:38,856
Wow. Why so complicated?
188
00:08:38,939 --> 00:08:41,441
Well, you're so happy
being you.
189
00:08:41,526 --> 00:08:44,529
But when I'm done with you,
you're going to look so fire
190
00:08:44,612 --> 00:08:46,781
the school's gonna need
fire extinguishers on standby.
191
00:08:46,864 --> 00:08:49,742
But lucky for you, local fire
code mandates they do.
192
00:08:49,825 --> 00:08:51,952
[Carmie chuckles]
193
00:08:55,164 --> 00:08:58,959
[seagulls calling]
194
00:08:59,043 --> 00:09:01,546
[Dylan] Goblins crawl
everywhere, always leaving
195
00:09:01,629 --> 00:09:02,797
their mark behind.
196
00:09:07,384 --> 00:09:08,678
[clattering]
197
00:09:08,761 --> 00:09:10,596
Please try
not to attract attention.
198
00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,057
Sorry! One of them
looked at me funny.
199
00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:20,147
?
200
00:09:27,446 --> 00:09:29,782
[Dylan] Yep.
Same as the journal describes.
201
00:09:29,865 --> 00:09:32,242
Goblin.
They do exist!
202
00:09:33,786 --> 00:09:36,831
Uh, I think
I've seen enough here.
203
00:09:36,914 --> 00:09:38,583
[clattering]
204
00:09:38,666 --> 00:09:42,127
Quiet! Are you trying to
compromise this entire mission?
205
00:09:42,211 --> 00:09:44,171
Well, what if I don't wanna be
on a mission?
206
00:09:44,254 --> 00:09:46,048
Okay. Goblins are alerted
by noise.
207
00:09:46,131 --> 00:09:48,884
If one is here, you just let it
know we're coming, okay?
208
00:09:49,885 --> 00:09:53,055
Oh, and FYI,
they eat kids.
209
00:09:53,138 --> 00:09:56,141
That's exactly
why we should be going.
210
00:09:56,225 --> 00:09:57,977
[loudly]
Uh, just to be clear,
211
00:09:58,060 --> 00:10:00,020
I'm a teenager!
212
00:10:00,104 --> 00:10:02,189
I'm a teenager,
not a kid, child,
213
00:10:02,272 --> 00:10:03,899
or whatever age bracket
you eat!
214
00:10:03,983 --> 00:10:06,736
Is this really necessary
for a school dance?
215
00:10:06,819 --> 00:10:09,404
[Leanna] Teeth whitening
makes your eyes stand out,
216
00:10:09,488 --> 00:10:11,115
and yes, it is very necessary.
217
00:10:12,574 --> 00:10:13,618
[gasps]
218
00:10:13,701 --> 00:10:18,831
?
219
00:10:18,914 --> 00:10:22,209
[seagulls calling]
220
00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:25,004
[Kev] Are you sure there's going
to be a Goblin here?
221
00:10:25,087 --> 00:10:27,840
Remind me. How many Blendeds
have you captured?
222
00:10:27,923 --> 00:10:29,508
Uh, none.
223
00:10:33,721 --> 00:10:35,097
Ah! I'm being attacked!
224
00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:36,181
Help! Help me!
225
00:10:41,478 --> 00:10:43,648
He really isn't getting
the whole quiet part
226
00:10:43,731 --> 00:10:44,732
of this mission.
227
00:10:48,944 --> 00:10:51,405
[Leanna] Lastly,
we need to release tension
228
00:10:51,488 --> 00:10:56,243
and bring balance to the body
with a hot stone massage.
229
00:10:56,326 --> 00:10:58,245
Amazing.
230
00:10:58,328 --> 00:11:00,748
I know, right? I feel so light.
231
00:11:00,831 --> 00:11:02,833
Yeah. I know what you mean.
232
00:11:06,378 --> 00:11:09,423
[Collector] What is Kev's
artistic process?
233
00:11:09,506 --> 00:11:11,383
I know.
234
00:11:11,466 --> 00:11:15,429
My greatest inspiration
235
00:11:15,512 --> 00:11:16,555
mm-hmm
236
00:11:16,638 --> 00:11:19,224
is a man
237
00:11:19,308 --> 00:11:23,771
like no other
[chuckles]
238
00:11:23,854 --> 00:11:27,817
a man who is known
for his knowledge
239
00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:31,528
of all things comic books.
240
00:11:31,611 --> 00:11:36,158
Without him,
I would be nothing.
241
00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:38,327
-[dings]
-[girl] I'd like to get this.
242
00:11:38,410 --> 00:11:41,621
Interruptions everywhere,
all of the time!
243
00:11:41,706 --> 00:11:43,665
-[clattering]
-[girl] Dude, you suck.
244
00:11:43,749 --> 00:11:46,335
Thank you for coming,
but we are closed now! Goodbye!
245
00:11:46,418 --> 00:11:48,838
Sign, closed! Bye!
246
00:11:48,921 --> 00:11:50,756
Oh, my word.
247
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:54,760
No. Oh! Young lady!
Do you remember what I wrote?
248
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,012
-[girl] Bite me.
-[groans]
249
00:11:57,096 --> 00:11:59,431
That's my good squid ink
as well.
250
00:12:01,016 --> 00:12:03,602
[Leanna] The metamorphosis
you are about to witness
251
00:12:03,685 --> 00:12:07,231
took hours
of long, hard, and painful work.
252
00:12:07,314 --> 00:12:10,442
Oh, not on me.
This cannot not work. On her.
253
00:12:10,525 --> 00:12:13,570
[Carmie] You had a spa team
and a professional shopper.
254
00:12:13,653 --> 00:12:16,156
Yeah. How did you get them
out of here so fast?
255
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,658
LeannaLifers get it done.
[chuckles] Moving on.
256
00:12:18,743 --> 00:12:22,747
[sighs] It was a long, hard,
and painful process.
257
00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:24,706
You may not recognize
your daughter.
258
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,334
Carmela?
259
00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:28,335
It's Carmie.
260
00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:35,425
?
261
00:12:40,305 --> 00:12:42,808
[Leanna] I like to think
of myself as an alchemist,
262
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,144
like I turned your daughter
from a chunk of lead
263
00:12:45,227 --> 00:12:46,436
into spun gold.
264
00:12:47,938 --> 00:12:48,939
Our baby!
265
00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:52,442
She's all grown up!
266
00:12:53,861 --> 00:12:54,862
Oh.
267
00:12:59,199 --> 00:13:01,743
-Pictures.
-Pictures. Pictures.
268
00:13:03,078 --> 00:13:04,371
[camera snaps twice]
269
00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:10,252
Oh. Um, honey,
we really need a new camera.
270
00:13:10,335 --> 00:13:11,586
Okay, people. Let's go.
271
00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:14,173
Oh. You look so beautiful.
272
00:13:14,256 --> 00:13:16,341
Thank you!
273
00:13:16,425 --> 00:13:18,844
[Bill] Let's go.
I'm one of the chaperones.
274
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,013
[Aasha] Have fun!
275
00:13:21,096 --> 00:13:24,016
We promised Carmie we'd be
her wingman for the dance.
276
00:13:24,099 --> 00:13:25,475
-It's late!
-[Dylan groans]
277
00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:26,894
The faster we find a Goblin,
278
00:13:26,977 --> 00:13:29,604
the faster we'll figure out
the answer to this riddle.
279
00:13:29,688 --> 00:13:32,066
Okay.
"Goblins love loud noises,
280
00:13:32,149 --> 00:13:33,901
be it the clattering
of horse hooves
281
00:13:33,984 --> 00:13:36,153
or the racket of machinery."
282
00:13:36,236 --> 00:13:40,490
[clangs]
283
00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:43,285
-[yelling] What are you doing?
-Summoning a Goblin.
284
00:13:43,368 --> 00:13:45,245
[clangs] We've got to get
to the dance.
285
00:13:45,329 --> 00:13:47,456
This isn't really the best way!
286
00:13:47,539 --> 00:13:48,999
-[clangs]
-Okay.
287
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,335
They might also smell
like rotten eggs,
288
00:13:51,418 --> 00:13:53,963
which we can find out quietly.
289
00:13:54,046 --> 00:13:57,257
Hey! You can hear you kids
from a mile away.
290
00:13:57,341 --> 00:13:59,301
Uh, we were looking for...
291
00:13:59,384 --> 00:14:02,429
Who cares? Go away!
292
00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:03,513
Now!
293
00:14:06,183 --> 00:14:07,476
[groans]
294
00:14:11,271 --> 00:14:13,023
Where are you guys?
295
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:17,277
Uh, we're on the hunt.
296
00:14:17,361 --> 00:14:20,614
You're glowing. I mean,
you always glow, literally,
297
00:14:20,697 --> 00:14:22,741
but you're, like,
glowing glowing. Wow.
298
00:14:22,824 --> 00:14:25,244
-Highlights?
-Yeah. They were Leanna's idea.
299
00:14:25,327 --> 00:14:27,454
Leanna? Like,
the "she's our friend
300
00:14:27,537 --> 00:14:29,581
but not really our friend"
Leanna?
301
00:14:29,664 --> 00:14:31,541
I think you meant to say,
"Thank you."
302
00:14:33,418 --> 00:14:36,046
Are you guys coming or not?
Okay? I need my crew.
303
00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:37,882
This is
my first high school dance!
304
00:14:37,965 --> 00:14:38,883
We'll be there.
305
00:14:38,966 --> 00:14:40,800
Uh, after we catch us a Goblin.
306
00:14:40,885 --> 00:14:43,595
This, this is imperative.
307
00:14:43,678 --> 00:14:46,265
Who's dressing up as a Goblin?
Is this a costume dance?
308
00:14:46,348 --> 00:14:48,100
Nobody told me
there were costumes!
309
00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:49,977
[Bill] Right. Let's go, girls.
310
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:52,021
-[beeps]
-[Leanna] No. We're too early.
311
00:14:52,104 --> 00:14:55,232
Can you just, like, drive
around the block or something?
312
00:14:55,315 --> 00:14:59,028
If we're not fashionably late,
then we're not fashionable.
313
00:14:59,111 --> 00:15:00,029
[Bill sighs]
314
00:15:00,112 --> 00:15:06,076
?
315
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,828
[laughs gleefully]
316
00:15:08,913 --> 00:15:12,166
Whoo! Can't believe
I'm going to have this done
317
00:15:12,249 --> 00:15:14,751
with time to spare. [chuckles]
318
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:17,212
Time to celebrate.
319
00:15:17,296 --> 00:15:18,797
Oh, good work, Collector.
320
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,216
Well, thank you, Collector.
321
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,301
Oh.
322
00:15:27,847 --> 00:15:30,100
Can't believe it.
It's actually happening.
323
00:15:31,351 --> 00:15:34,563
Oh, my G... Uh, uh, uh, uh, ah!
324
00:15:34,646 --> 00:15:35,981
[grunts]
325
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,150
Ah! Ah!
326
00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:42,112
[groans]
327
00:15:42,196 --> 00:15:46,033
Ah, it's not too damaged.
328
00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:47,742
? Like duh ?
329
00:15:47,826 --> 00:15:49,828
? Walk through doors
with confidence ?
330
00:15:49,911 --> 00:15:52,247
? High heels click click
Always making moves ?
331
00:15:52,331 --> 00:15:54,499
? I was born with this ?
332
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,377
? There's no stopping this
I ain't got nothing to prove ?
333
00:15:57,461 --> 00:16:00,589
We should've waited 15 minutes!
We could be fashionably late!
334
00:16:00,672 --> 00:16:02,257
Leanna, if we waited
any more time,
335
00:16:02,341 --> 00:16:03,968
we would've missed
the whole dance.
336
00:16:04,051 --> 00:16:06,261
Ladies, you look beautiful.
Enjoy yourselves.
337
00:16:06,345 --> 00:16:08,055
Act like I'm not even here.
338
00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:11,600
[music playing,
students chattering, laughing]
339
00:16:11,683 --> 00:16:13,143
Tristan?
340
00:16:13,227 --> 00:16:16,355
[music playing,
students chattering, laughing]
341
00:16:19,691 --> 00:16:25,280
?
342
00:16:25,364 --> 00:16:27,491
[seagulls calling,
boat horn blowing]
343
00:16:27,574 --> 00:16:29,826
Will I ever bring honour
to the Helsing name?
344
00:16:33,038 --> 00:16:34,706
[man] What did you say?
345
00:16:34,789 --> 00:16:37,042
Uh, creepy old man approaching!
346
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:40,170
Careful with
the name-calling, kid.
347
00:16:40,254 --> 00:16:43,257
I bite.
[snarls]
348
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:44,508
Ever see a dentist?
349
00:16:44,591 --> 00:16:48,803
Dentist? Why mess
with perfection?
350
00:16:48,887 --> 00:16:50,889
What name did you say just now?
351
00:16:50,972 --> 00:16:52,557
Honour to the Helsing name.
352
00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:55,269
What do you know
about Helsing?
353
00:16:55,352 --> 00:16:56,853
I'm the great-great-grandson
354
00:16:56,936 --> 00:16:59,481
of the fearless
Abraham Van Helsing.
355
00:16:59,564 --> 00:17:01,441
I come from a long line
of noble hunters
356
00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:04,653
who live by virtue,
and our legacy 'til this day
357
00:17:04,736 --> 00:17:06,155
rings strong and true.
358
00:17:06,238 --> 00:17:08,198
That's the goal, anyway.
359
00:17:10,784 --> 00:17:12,619
That's what they all say.
360
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:19,168
I can shrink you if need be.
Now, show yourself.
361
00:17:19,251 --> 00:17:22,003
Now, that's a Helsing move.
362
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:29,511
Whoa. A Goblin!
363
00:17:29,594 --> 00:17:32,639
I knew it.
Your scent was in the air.
364
00:17:32,722 --> 00:17:37,352
Your great-great-grandpops
let me go once,
365
00:17:37,436 --> 00:17:38,645
or I got away.
366
00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:42,149
Not sure, but I owe him one.
367
00:17:42,232 --> 00:17:44,151
Wait. How old are you?
368
00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:45,694
That's rude.
369
00:17:45,777 --> 00:17:47,654
Can you translate this?
370
00:17:49,364 --> 00:17:51,741
For Abe's kin?
371
00:17:51,825 --> 00:17:53,034
Why not?
372
00:17:56,080 --> 00:18:00,209
[speaks Goblin language
in very deep voice]
373
00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:07,424
[in human voice]
Who's Carmela?
374
00:18:09,426 --> 00:18:11,636
[music playing,
students chattering]
375
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,597
Update.
First party of the year,
376
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,182
and good vibes.
377
00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:17,767
The food is atrocious.
378
00:18:17,851 --> 00:18:20,687
But the real news is,
my best friend, Carmela,
379
00:18:20,770 --> 00:18:23,232
mm, well, see,
her friends ditched her,
380
00:18:23,315 --> 00:18:24,524
and her crush is a no-show.
381
00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:27,486
You know,
I feel so bad for her, right?
382
00:18:27,569 --> 00:18:32,157
I told her no big deal,
but really, what a disaster.
383
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:35,285
Leanna, can we not do this?
384
00:18:35,369 --> 00:18:37,329
Sorry. I have to keep
a constant stream.
385
00:18:37,412 --> 00:18:39,748
Otherwise, my analytics
go way down.
386
00:18:39,831 --> 00:18:41,125
[chuckles] Yeah.
387
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:47,672
?
388
00:18:48,673 --> 00:18:53,595
?
389
00:18:53,678 --> 00:18:54,679
Carmie.
390
00:18:56,973 --> 00:18:59,017
You look beautiful.
391
00:19:00,977 --> 00:19:03,313
So, you just got here?
392
00:19:03,397 --> 00:19:05,274
Yes. Parents.
You know how they are.
393
00:19:05,357 --> 00:19:07,692
-They just kept taking pictures.
-Yeah.
394
00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:12,406
[music playing,
students chattering, laughing]
395
00:19:12,489 --> 00:19:13,990
-Stop.
-Leanna,
396
00:19:14,073 --> 00:19:16,576
-we need to talk to Carmie.
-It's really important.
397
00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:19,329
No more important
than what is happening now.
398
00:19:19,413 --> 00:19:21,122
-[both] Carmie!
-Shh!
399
00:19:21,206 --> 00:19:24,293
[music playing,
students chattering, laughing]
400
00:19:24,376 --> 00:19:27,171
So, do you want to dance
with me?
401
00:19:28,755 --> 00:19:29,756
Only with you.
402
00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:31,883
Come on.
403
00:19:31,966 --> 00:19:36,971
?
404
00:19:37,055 --> 00:19:39,183
? I'm ready, I'm ready ?
405
00:19:39,266 --> 00:19:41,435
? I'm ready to fall ?
406
00:19:41,518 --> 00:19:45,855
? In love ?
407
00:19:45,939 --> 00:19:48,983
? I'm ready, I'm ready,
I'm ready ?
408
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:51,278
You two second place.
Tristan first place.
409
00:19:51,361 --> 00:19:54,113
My makeovers are life-changing!
Now, back off!
410
00:19:54,198 --> 00:19:55,699
? I don't know where ?
411
00:19:55,782 --> 00:19:58,702
? But I know that I'm going ?
412
00:19:58,785 --> 00:20:01,496
? No matter what I do ?
413
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:03,957
? I'll keep my heart open ?
414
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,125
? I'm ready, I'm ready ?
415
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:08,462
? I'm ready to fall ?
416
00:20:08,545 --> 00:20:13,217
? In love ?
417
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,176
? I'm ready, I'm ready ?
418
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:16,928
? I'm ready to fall in love ?
419
00:20:17,011 --> 00:20:18,012
[Bill sighs]
420
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,891
This is
the longest slow song ever.
421
00:20:21,975 --> 00:20:24,185
? I'm ready, I'm ready ?
422
00:20:24,269 --> 00:20:26,438
? I'm ready to fall ?
423
00:20:26,521 --> 00:20:30,234
? In love ?
424
00:20:30,317 --> 00:20:31,693
? I don't know where ?
425
00:20:31,776 --> 00:20:34,696
? But I know that I'm going ?
426
00:20:34,779 --> 00:20:37,532
? No matter what I do ?
427
00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:40,034
? I'll keep my heart open ?
428
00:20:40,118 --> 00:20:42,161
? I'm ready, I'm ready ?
429
00:20:42,246 --> 00:20:46,875
? I'm ready to fall in love ?
430
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:50,211
[fast dance music plays,
students cheer]
431
00:20:50,295 --> 00:20:57,302
?
432
00:21:05,477 --> 00:21:07,145
[vacuum whirs]
433
00:21:07,228 --> 00:21:09,689
[knocking]
434
00:21:09,773 --> 00:21:11,232
-Oh! Oh.
-[vacuum turns off]
435
00:21:11,316 --> 00:21:13,568
[stammers, clears throat]
436
00:21:13,652 --> 00:21:16,780
Ah. Hello! You're early!
437
00:21:16,863 --> 00:21:18,323
Uh, no. I'm actually late.
438
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,742
So, you can thank me
for even swinging by.
439
00:21:20,825 --> 00:21:24,454
Uh, the... the package
is still a bit, uh, crisp.
440
00:21:24,538 --> 00:21:26,581
Uh, just give me a minute.
Give me a minute,
441
00:21:26,665 --> 00:21:29,418
and I will have it
all set for you. [grunts]
442
00:21:29,501 --> 00:21:34,213
There we go. [mutters, grunts]
443
00:21:34,298 --> 00:21:36,132
Ha.
444
00:21:36,215 --> 00:21:39,594
Now, away with you,
person of the mail!
445
00:21:44,891 --> 00:21:48,312
-[Kev] Carmie!
-I slow danced! With a boy!
446
00:21:48,395 --> 00:21:50,772
Do you see that? It happened.
447
00:21:50,855 --> 00:21:53,232
And you two left me stranded
with Leanna all night.
448
00:21:53,317 --> 00:21:55,652
-Carmie, you don't understand.
-No.
449
00:21:55,735 --> 00:21:58,947
I was my own wing woman,
and I crushed it!
450
00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:00,365
Carmie, you need to listen.
451
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:02,326
[sighs] Not right here.
452
00:22:04,243 --> 00:22:05,954
We found a Goblin.
453
00:22:06,037 --> 00:22:07,956
What? Really? How?
454
00:22:08,039 --> 00:22:09,499
Uh, an old friend
of the family.
455
00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:11,751
Yeah, and he translated
the skin.
456
00:22:11,835 --> 00:22:13,378
What does it say?
457
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,171
That Carmela
will choose Mythic
458
00:22:15,254 --> 00:22:18,383
and lead them
in a war against humans.
459
00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:21,094
You have no choice.
460
00:22:21,177 --> 00:22:26,057
You will be a Mythic
and destroy all humankind.
461
00:22:27,058 --> 00:22:28,101
No.
462
00:22:30,228 --> 00:22:31,145
No.
463
00:22:31,229 --> 00:22:37,611
?
464
00:22:38,612 --> 00:22:39,821
[Tristan] Hello?
465
00:22:41,615 --> 00:22:42,991
Hello?
466
00:22:43,074 --> 00:22:45,034
[Shapeshifter]
Does she trust you?
467
00:22:46,578 --> 00:22:47,704
Oh, she trusts me.
468
00:22:50,874 --> 00:22:51,916
I'll deliver her.
469
00:22:53,126 --> 00:22:58,131
[chuckles]
470
00:22:59,966 --> 00:23:06,973
?
471
00:23:07,023 --> 00:23:11,573
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
33750
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof