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["Bitches' Fuck-Off"
by Country Teasers playing]
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[muffled grunt]
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[breathing heavily]
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♪ I'm tired of bitches bitching ♪
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♪ I'm tired of slags slagging ♪
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♪ Tired of whores whoring ♪
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♪ I'm tired of women ♪
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♪ Sick of flirts flirting ♪
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♪ I'm sick of wenches wenching ♪
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{\an8}♪ And I don't wanna hear no mention
Of emancipated women ♪
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{\an8}♪ Stop ♪
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- [song fades]
- [boys grunting]
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Did sir say how big
the hole was supposed to be?
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For you it doesn't have to be big, eh?
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Oh, yeah, perfect
for your tiny tool, eh, Spider?
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[boys grunting]
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[Voss] Come on, fellas.
Put your backs into it.
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My mother worked harder
in her nursing home community garden.
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God rest her soul.
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Sir, no offense,
but what exactly are we doing?
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Other than breaking child labor laws.
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Are we digging our own graves?
I'm not really into that.
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[Spider] Oi!
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If you're not a little bitch,
quit bitching and dig.
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[Voss] Listen, I've gathered you all here
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'cause I wanna talk to you about pain.
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We know what it's like.
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We're used to being strong,
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having to act tough
like we don't feel pain,
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but I know men,
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and men feel.
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- Men feel hard.
- [dramatic music playing]
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Now, this hole is it judgment-free hole.
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Whatever it is that's bothering you,
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that's too painful
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or too difficult or scary to say out loud,
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write it down
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because today, lads, is all about
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- burying our feelings!
- Burying their feelings.
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- They're literally burying their feelings.
- [Voss continues speaking indistinctly]
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[music crescendos, fades]
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[birds chirping]
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[coughing]
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[blowing air]
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[rubbing hands]
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Good morning.
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- Oh. Hi.
- Hi.
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- Um... I... I got you this.
- Oh.
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I just took a stab
at what I thought you might like.
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That's kind. Thank you.
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- No, it's all good.
- You shouldn't have.
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[chuckles softly]
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Um... You know, normally, um...
Normally, if I'm up at this hour,
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it's 'cause I haven't been to bed yet.
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- Oh.
- [Ca$h clears throat]
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Well, um, I'm sure you can appreciate
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that it would be inappropriate
for us to meet on school grounds.
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But the charges were dropped.
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I know.
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I know, Douglas. Um...
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Look, I've considered your request,
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and I'm sorry, but I...
I can't let you back.
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I have a duty of care
to the other students
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and Hartley High has to be
a safe space for everyone.
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I mean, there are other options.
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Uh... TAFE, certificates,
um, online bridging courses.
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I'm happy to send you
any information you need.
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Yeah, um, no. [sputters] I'm all good.
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Don't... Don't worry about me, please.
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[inhales]
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Thank you. Um...
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Yeah, yeah. Thanks for your time.
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[somber music playing]
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Thank you for the coffee.
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Yep. Uh...
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[Ca$h sighs]
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So what did he say exactly?
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"We don't need labels."
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- What does that even mean?
- I don't know.
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Oral, but no hand-holding?
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There's definitely something up with him.
I just can't figure out what.
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[quirky music playing]
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So what'd you write about?
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Oh. Nothing yet.
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- You?
- [boys chattering]
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I just wrote about some guy
who showed up at my work,
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talked all night, hit it off,
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but now he's kind of acting weird with me.
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Malakai, I'm kidding. It's chill.
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Yeah. Sorry, I just...
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A bit all over the place.
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Maybe he's just got
some personal shit going on.
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- Like what?
- Jesus, Amerie. I don't know.
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You think I've got hive mind or something?
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[Harper] It's giving situationship.
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You know what they say.
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Eight out of ten situationships end badly.
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The other two?
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End horrifically.
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I think I just need to
ride out whatever this is
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until he realizes he wants to be with me.
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- [girls chattering]
- [music fades]
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[Voss] All right, boys, pens down.
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Now, we are not archaeologists.
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You want to dig deep, but not too deep.
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So it's time to say goodbye
to these feelings forever.
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♪ It's okay to not be all right... ♪
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I actually feel lighter.
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Me, too. That or I'm hungry.
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[song continues]
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[Voss] Very good, boys.
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[boy] Oh! [grunts] Stop.
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Well done, lads. Good job, boys.
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- Oi, Malakai!
- Be chill, Am.
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Hey, that looked like fun. You having fun?
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- [squeals, laughs]
- Yep. Uh, Yep.
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- Ew.
- Ugh.
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Heaps of fun.
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I've actually... I... I've gotta go, so.
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Oh, right. Um, see you later then.
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- Yeah.
- Casually, or not. Either way.
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Yep.
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♪ You know I really love me... ♪
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[clears throat]
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Was that a, um...
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- A body shake?
- [Amerie] Hmm.
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- [Harper] Hmm.
- [Amerie] Mm-hmm.
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[Harper] Okay. Well, forget about him
and just focus on the election. Yeah?
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[song stops]
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[door creaks]
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[door creaking]
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[sighs]
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[gentle music playing]
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I thought for a sec
I was back at Mum's again.
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- But this bed is much comfier.
- Is that why you busted me out?
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So you could escape your mum and Bobby
while Rivers is on his book tour?
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Self-funded tour
for a self-published book. Please.
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Do not give that man more credit
than he's already paid for.
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Anyway, I wouldn't call it
"busting" you out.
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More like being a glorified Uber driver.
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I'm sorry for making you feel
like I didn't trust you.
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That was a moment of pure insanity.
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You came back.
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It's the only thing that matters.
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You been somewhere already?
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Uh, yeah, I wanted to,
uh, treat you. [sniffs]
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- Oi, angel.
- [chuckles]
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- [grunts softly]
- [music fades]
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Mmm. Um, what's on for you today?
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Nothing much.
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I'll just figure out
what I wanna do now I guess.
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I'm so jelly.
You're gonna have so much free time.
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Is that right?
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You'd better make yourself
useful around here then, eh?
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The garden's bloody desperate for a prune,
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and that bush out the front... [scoffs]
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...is even wilder than mine.
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Jesus, Nan.
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Either that or you go and have a chat
with that stuck-up principal
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about going back to school.
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No.
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You couldn't pay me to go back.
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It's embarrassing
I was there to begin with.
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Figure something out
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because I can't have you
rattling around here all day.
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I need me privacy.
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[Roger] Leave in 15?
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I've got 30 on Miss Betty,
and I'm feeling lucky.
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[gasps] Well, keep that up,
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- and you can forget getting any from me...
- [groans]
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...much less the horses.
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Try not to get
into too much trouble today.
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- Okay, Dougie?
- [Ca$h] Mm-hmm.
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Hmm.
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[laughs]
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You leave for three seconds
and she's already got a live-in boyfriend.
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Jesus Christ!
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Oh, shit. I'm late for school.
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[sighs]
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[quirky music playing]
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Guess it's just gonna be
you and me today, mate.
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[Darude quacking]
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[school bell ringing]
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Morning, Hartley High.
Welcome to another day in paradise.
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I'm Zoe Clark
with your election poll update.
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To no surprise,
Amerie Wadia and her whore party
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{\an8}are trailing in the polls.
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{\an8}Spencer White and the C-Lords party
are sitting comfortably in the middle,
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{\an8}and Sasha So and her
QSM-whatever it is party
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{\an8}- lead by a healthy margin.
- [cheering]
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{\an8}This three-way race is anything but tight,
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but anything could change
after today's fundraising competition.
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You stay deadly, Hartley High.
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- She's very hardworking.
- [woman on cell phone] Good to know.
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Never seen anyone work harder.
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[woman continues indistinctly]
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She wouldn't slack off
if you paid her too.
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Unless... that was the job, I mean.
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Well, yes, she'll do whatever
you pay her to do.
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Not... [chuckles softly] "whatever."
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[clears throat] Yes, uh,
she's worked for me since 2005.
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[imperceptible]
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I mean 2015. [clears throat]
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Thank you.
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Buh-bye.
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Ant, we were only kids in 2015.
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I'm sorry.
Talking on the phone really freaks me out.
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Whatever, thanks for trying.
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I can still be your reference if you want.
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[cell phone ringing]
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It's Harry's.
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- Hello?
- [woman speaks indistinctly on cell phone]
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Yeah, that's me.
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Yep, that's... good advice.
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[imperceptible]
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Mm-hmm.
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Thanks for considering me.
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[sighs]
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I'm really sorry.
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[chuckling] I got it! I got a trial shift.
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- [both laughing]
- [quirky music playing]
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Ant's now my prime suspect.
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[Amerie] Really, Ant?
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After ruling out Sasha and Spider,
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there's too many other credible suspects,
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so I'm going back to my original list.
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Ant's name is first.
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Okay, well, the sooner this
Bird Psycho stuff is sorted, the better.
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I'm sick of my reputation being tanked.
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I wouldn't want
to publicly date me either.
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Oh, what'd you find out
from that creepy note?
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[Quinni] No prints.
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Standard ballpoint pen on paper,
no indented text from a previous page.
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This is a direct
aggressive attempt to scare you,
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but they made one crucial error.
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Now that we have their handwriting,
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it's only a matter of time
before they slip up.
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You are a genius, Quinni.
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If you figure out who this psycho is,
I swear, I owe you my firstborn.
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Oh. No, thank you. It's okay.
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Anyway, I was up all night
figuring out the correlations
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between demographic markers
and handwriting samples.
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Turns out, it's all junk science.
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There is no gendered way.
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I did figure out what to look for, though.
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So once I get my hands
on a few more samples,
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I can start ruling people out.
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Except Ant hasn't touched a pen
since Year 6.
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Part of the challenge
of being a good detective,
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unorthodox methods for a greater good.
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Those dirty old men
won't be able to resist this.
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Uh... Um...
253
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They're not old men.
254
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[toilet flushes]
255
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:41,770
Huh?
256
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,880
The Sydney Inter-Outer
East Women's Association Pitch Day
257
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is an annual tradition.
258
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- Your talking points.
- [Ant yawns]
259
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These women provide campaign funding
260
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:55,720
to the nominated school captains
of underprivileged schools
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00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,320
to help develop future leaders.
262
00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,600
Talking points.
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00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,880
So networking and nepotism.
264
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,320
Yes, thank you, Sasha.
265
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:08,480
Last year, each party raised
over $1,000 each,
266
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:13,040
and historically, the party
that raises the most amount of money
267
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,200
goes on to win the election.
268
00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,000
So they'll just give us money?
269
00:12:17,001 --> 00:12:19,439
[Woodsy] They will listen
to your election promises
270
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,840
and if it sounds meaningful,
271
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,600
they will give you some money
toward your campaign.
272
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,730
So shall we go?
273
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,680
[Spider sighs]
274
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:31,810
Hey, Miss, um...
275
00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,240
[Spider] Watch out, ladies.
276
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,480
I'm gonna wipe the floor with these MILFs.
277
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,520
Make sure you don't slip on the juices.
278
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,790
[scoffs] You're feral.
No amount of Lynx Africa can change that.
279
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,520
Okay. How about this?
280
00:12:43,521 --> 00:12:45,959
If you guys manage
to raise more money than I do,
281
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,960
- I'll drop out of the election.
- Done.
282
00:12:47,961 --> 00:12:49,079
What do I get?
283
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,119
You can suck my dick
'cause I'm not losing.
284
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,479
[whimsical music playing]
285
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,530
Done deal.
286
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,720
Wait, what did I just agree to?
287
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,840
Don't lose.
288
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,450
[music fades]
289
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,590
- [sighs softly]
- [indistinct chatter]
290
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,880
- [Malakai] Hey.
- Hey.
291
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,920
Thanks for meeting me.
292
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,050
No worries.
293
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,800
I'm sorry I didn't call you after...
294
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,440
After you crashed my work
and spent the whole night giving me vibes.
295
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,570
Yeah. [chuckles]
296
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,960
That was messy. I mean, even for me, but...
297
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,840
This is all just new to me.
I'm not against it or anything.
298
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,400
I'm not against it either.
299
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:43,280
Do you just wanna maybe
see where this goes?
300
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,120
[somber music playing]
301
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,770
Um...
302
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:52,200
You should know that, uh,
Amerie and me we're...
303
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,120
We're not "together,"
304
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:58,160
but we're also not not together.
305
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,360
Uh, um...
306
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,330
Right.
307
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,040
So that's what this is about.
308
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,290
Okay.
309
00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:14,679
I don't want to get caught
in the middle of anything.
310
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,360
No, that's fair. Yeah.
311
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,840
I mean, I'm still...
I'm trying to figure everything out, but...
312
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,000
You're not there yet.
313
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,120
That's cool. I get it.
314
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,720
I guess I'll see you later then.
315
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,240
Uh, yep. Mm-hmm.
316
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,770
[softly] Fuck.
317
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,600
Do you feel stuck?
318
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,800
Is your old life getting in the way?
319
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,830
Do you wish that you could be
the best version of yourself?
320
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,500
A version that makes you excited
321
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,790
to take on everything
that life has to offer.
322
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,799
- [cell phone ringing]
- Well, it starts with you,
323
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,599
- and it can start today.
- [ringing stops]
324
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,040
Oh, that's right. I'm talking to you.
325
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,720
I know what you're thinking.
326
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,640
"How would I even begin?"
327
00:15:02,641 --> 00:15:05,079
[volume increases]
Well, if you look the part,
328
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,199
- then you will feel the part.
- [cell phone ringing]
329
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,880
Say goodbye to disappointment,
330
00:15:08,881 --> 00:15:10,399
- say goodbye to shame...
- [thuds]
331
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,600
...and say hello to a brand-new you.
332
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,600
Take charge, restart your life.
333
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:19,640
You have the power
to reset everything and start anew.
334
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:23,200
Forget everything you know
and everything you were,
335
00:15:23,201 --> 00:15:24,959
- leave behind the past...
- [grunts]
336
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,880
...and think only of the future.
337
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,040
- [upbeat music playing]
- [quacking]
338
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,110
- [whirring]
- [man on TV] Grind Master.
339
00:15:34,111 --> 00:15:38,519
This all-in-one sculpting machine
designed by the finest leading scientists
340
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,800
- can be yours for just...
- [sighs] Shut up.
341
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,330
[sighs]
342
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,960
[whimsical music playing]
343
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,480
[chuckles, gasps]
344
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,650
Oh.
345
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,360
No way.
346
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,719
What do you reckon?
347
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,600
[quacking]
348
00:16:11,911 --> 00:16:13,879
Fuck it.
349
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,880
["S-S-S-Single Bed" by Fox playing]
350
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,760
[exhales, sniffs]
351
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,800
[quacks]
352
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,240
[scoffs] Rest in purgatory.
353
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,840
- [Woodsy] All right.
- [Missy chewing gum]
354
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,000
Missy, spit that gum out.
I can hear it from here.
355
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:42,840
All right. Everybody, just act natural,
356
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,680
but don't be your usual selves.
357
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,200
Here we go. [exhales]
358
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,680
♪ I've got a one solitary lonesome... ♪
359
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:53,810
Nice.
360
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,530
Shut up.
361
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,000
[women exclaiming, chattering]
362
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:07,679
- [mumbling softly]
- [classical music playing over speakers]
363
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,840
What do we have here?
364
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,960
[Ant gasps] They've got those
little sandwiches without the crust.
365
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,090
Any tips?
366
00:17:14,091 --> 00:17:17,358
I'm trailing in the polls,
and could really use the money.
367
00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:21,760
Amerie, I'm sure you'll figure out
how to use your usual charm.
368
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:23,880
- Now off you go and mingle.
- I...
369
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,880
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
370
00:17:25,881 --> 00:17:28,358
[woman] What else have
you all been doing at school?
371
00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:29,279
[indistinct chatter]
372
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,599
- [Spider]...C-U-M-lord. Spencer...
- [chuckles]
373
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,840
I love your fit.
374
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,600
Oh. Thanks.
375
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,920
So, my name is Amerie and my campaign's...
376
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
Let me stop you, please, right there.
377
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,280
I'm an ex-Hartley girl,
378
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,210
and I don't want to know
about the broken soap dispensers.
379
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,080
I want the goss.
380
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,410
Come on, spill.
381
00:17:49,411 --> 00:17:53,119
So you've been running this event
for eight years,
382
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:56,070
that means you must've started
when you were what? 20? 21?
383
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:59,360
[chuckles] Stop it.
I have a daughter your age.
384
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,920
[Sasha] How is he doing that?
385
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,120
Every time I open my mouth,
their eyes just glaze over.
386
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,150
You must have a driveway
full of heartbroken teenage boys.
387
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,280
Let me know
if you ever need them shoveled.
388
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,760
My husband's got it covered.
389
00:18:10,761 --> 00:18:11,839
Married?
390
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,280
Ah, well, that's like
a knife through the heart.
391
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,410
[woman laughs]
392
00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:16,759
Fuck this.
393
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,870
If he wants to play dirty,
I'll play dirty.
394
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,410
[Sasha] Uh, oh...
395
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,240
Enjoying Spencer's company?
396
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,320
He knows how to make a woman blush.
I'll give him that.
397
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,520
[chuckles] That's his specialty.
398
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,480
What were you saying earlier, Spider?
That you'd, um...
399
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:34,520
[clicks tongue] Oh.
Mop the floor with MILF juice?
400
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,280
[amusing music playing]
401
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,920
Should I get a mop?
402
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,520
Uh, excuse me.
I think I'm needed over there.
403
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,960
[sighs] Low blow.
404
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,800
Only works on low lives. [chews gum]
405
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,280
["Small Town Boy" by Bronski Beat playing]
406
00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:23,799
{\an8}♪ You leave in the morning ♪
407
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:29,120
{\an8}♪ With everything you own
In a little black case ♪
408
00:19:29,121 --> 00:19:30,839
{\an8}♪ Alone on a platform ♪
409
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:35,880
{\an8}♪ The wind and the rain
On a sad and lonely face ♪
410
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:41,840
{\an8}♪ Run away, turn away
Run away, turn away, run away ♪
411
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,600
- [song fades]
- [indistinct chatter, laughter]
412
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:48,480
But I can't even ask him about it
because we're being casual.
413
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,320
Maybe it was the threesome.
Maybe now being with just me
414
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,920
is boring, or...
415
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,290
Was the threesome
with you and another girl?
416
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,240
It was with my best friend
and her boyfriend.
417
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,639
And on your last date he brought Ronald.
418
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,920
- Rowan.
- Rowan crashed your date,
419
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,160
and Malakai spent hours
locked in a room with him,
420
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,280
and then you two try to have sex,
but it doesn't happen.
421
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,640
What are you trying to say?
422
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,560
I think... Malakai could be gay.
423
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,960
[laughing] No, um...
424
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,040
Malakai's not gay.
425
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,760
I think I would know if he was.
We've slept together.
426
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,600
[gulps]
427
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,240
["Milkumana" by King Stingray playing]
428
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,280
[sighs]
429
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,120
- [lunch lady] What's it gonna be?
- Uh...
430
00:21:09,951 --> 00:21:12,039
[song fades]
431
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,720
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
432
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:20,000
Is that like a new CUMLORD ritual
or are you not okay?
433
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,400
All right, what's going on?
434
00:21:25,401 --> 00:21:27,279
Nothing's wrong.
435
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,830
I didn't say anything was wrong.
You're twitchier than a ferret on acid.
436
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,650
What's up?
437
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,290
[sniffs]
438
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,880
There's like... There's like a code, right?
439
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:42,080
Like, you don't out someone
if they're queer?
440
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,920
Oh, you mean
the being-a-decent-person code?
441
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,050
Yeah.
442
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,720
- Uh...
- Why?
443
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,920
[hesitating]
444
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,560
I think I might...
445
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,840
like Rowan.
446
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,360
Oh, my God. I knew it.
447
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,800
Sorry. I thought after the threesome,
your vibe was more fuccboi,
448
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,960
but I guess your tastes lean
more... country road.
449
00:22:06,961 --> 00:22:11,159
Cut me off right now before I make
a horse dick joke because, mmm, that boy...
450
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,800
- Darren. Please.
- Sorry. Yes. I... I am with you.
451
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:17,190
I am here for you on your journey.
You're beautiful, you're valid,
452
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,440
blah, blah, blah.
453
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,800
Literally everyone is queer now.
454
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,240
[sighs] I know
that doesn't make things easy,
455
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,120
and... I'm proud of you.
456
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,690
For real.
457
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,530
I mean, like...
458
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,440
[taps on bench]
459
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,480
I'm not gay.
460
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,280
I don't think. I...
461
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,840
I still really care about Amerie,
462
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,240
- and I mean, the sex is really...
- [exclaims]
463
00:22:45,241 --> 00:22:46,679
- Sorry.
- Thank you, enough.
464
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,360
So you're...
465
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,160
Confused?
466
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,280
[hesitates] Trapped. Frustrated.
467
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,520
I was going to say top or bottom,
but go on.
468
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:01,520
I just feel like I finally got
everything sorted with Amerie, and...
469
00:23:01,991 --> 00:23:03,999
I just...
470
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,200
[solemn music playing]
471
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,720
I don't wanna hurt her.
472
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,160
You can't hide who you are
to protect other people.
473
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,520
This is why you asked her
to be casual, isn't it?
474
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,280
[sighs] Things... have changed,
475
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,920
and that's fine, and that's life,
476
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,720
but if you pretend things haven't changed,
477
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,260
then Amerie's going to think she's crazy,
478
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,400
and I do not have
save-my-best-friend-from-being-gaslit
479
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,040
on my bingo card this term.
480
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,520
What if she hates me for it?
481
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:45,000
If you have to hide something
this important from her,
482
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,480
what does that say?
483
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,720
♪ Let's drop, drop, drop
D-d-drop, drop, drop ♪
484
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,920
♪ Let's drop, drop, drop
D-d-drop, drop, drop ♪
485
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,440
♪ Let's drop, drop, drop
D-d-drop, drop, drop ♪
486
00:24:00,441 --> 00:24:02,959
♪ Let's drop, drop, drop
D-d-drop, drop, drop ♪
487
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,160
[whoops] Yeah, Danny boy.
488
00:24:05,161 --> 00:24:07,639
- [cell phone ringing]
- Oh, shoot. Sorry, Danny.
489
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,839
- [song continues over stereo]
- [chuckles] Hey.
490
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,240
Hey! What's up?
491
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:16,000
[sighs] Oh. You would not
believe the amount of drama
492
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,840
that is going on in the halls
of Hartley High right now.
493
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,000
How's your day been?
494
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,480
Good. Yeah, just...
495
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,720
Just doing some life admin.
What's happening at school?
496
00:24:24,721 --> 00:24:26,639
The question is what isn't happening.
497
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,080
Well, what's not happening?
498
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,280
It's killing me,
499
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,480
but I can't talk right now
for privacy reasons, but trust me.
500
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:34,640
It's juicy.
501
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,719
- [school bell rings]
- [sighs]
502
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,440
Guantanamo Bay is back in session.
503
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,520
Don't have too much fun without me.
I love you. Bye.
504
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:45,160
Uh, uh, okay. I... I love you. Bye.
Don't have too much fun without me.
505
00:24:45,161 --> 00:24:47,879
- [line disconnects]
- [song continues over stereo]
506
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,719
If there's no financial commitment,
507
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:54,200
then it's just talk,
and talk doesn't fix economic inequality.
508
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,520
You young people
are so politically conscious these days.
509
00:24:57,521 --> 00:24:59,439
- I love it.
- [Spider clears throat] Uh...
510
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,040
Sorry to interrupt, ladies,
511
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,880
but, uh, have either of you seen
anyone chewing gum?
512
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,960
You see, King Charles has been attacked.
513
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,880
There's chewy all over his portrait.
514
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,680
Oh, my goodness.
515
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,720
In my day, we respected the royal family.
516
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,600
I mean, Charles is
an environmentalist for God's sake.
517
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,360
Yes, a humanitarian.
518
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,160
Yes, and a colonist.
519
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,160
And actually, you know what?
520
00:25:21,161 --> 00:25:23,679
That whole family are
all a bunch of inbred, imperialist...
521
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,600
- [gasps]
- ...tax vampire pricks,
522
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,880
and the fact they haven't
been abolished yet is a war crime.
523
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,720
- You need a name tag.
- I'm so sorry.
524
00:25:30,721 --> 00:25:32,439
[Ant] Seriously?
525
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,400
[woman]...these days. It's such a shame.
526
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,910
- [classical music playing over speakers]
- [indistinct chatter]
527
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,080
Stop. Full name. This is a formal event.
528
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,780
Actually, no one's wearing one,
529
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,080
so I can dispose of it responsibly.
Thank you.
530
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,170
Not a match.
531
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,680
Did he spell his name wrong?
532
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:00,920
Yes, yes, yes, I know,
533
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:06,200
um, but the cost to implement
a zero-waste program in the school canteen
534
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,320
is outweighed by the long-term benefits.
535
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,920
Ten minutes, thank you, Sasha.
536
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,850
Sorry to interrupt,
but we are wrapping up.
537
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,400
I can see you've had
a productive time. Well done.
538
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,710
What if this means
that I'm the experiment?
539
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,200
Or worse. What if...
What if I'm holding him back?
540
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,600
Is my existence queer erasure?
541
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,680
Well, you won't know until you ask him.
542
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:25,810
Oh, God.
543
00:26:25,811 --> 00:26:27,879
I spent all day talking about Malakai,
544
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,050
and now I'm gonna lose him
and the election.
545
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,470
Oh, no, no, no.
No, you will make a great captain.
546
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,560
- So you'll back my campaign?
- I would.
547
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,280
Yes, I would, but I'm broke.
548
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:39,440
Sorry, I just
followed Sue here for the bubbly.
549
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,110
- [Spider]...masculinity program...
- Don't let me call...
550
00:26:42,111 --> 00:26:44,359
- ...to help young men...
- Did I tell you he called me?
551
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:47,840
[Spider]...interrogate their masculinity
in a safe environment.
552
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,240
Safe environment?
553
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,320
Says the student who made
a false allegation against a teacher
554
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,800
and almost got her fired.
555
00:26:54,801 --> 00:26:56,279
- [women gasp]
- [woman 1] Oh, my!
556
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,800
[music fades]
557
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,320
Yeah, you're right, Missy,
and you know what? Uh, thank you.
558
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,400
Thank you for calling me out on that.
559
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,320
And, uh, I admit that I... I was...
560
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,600
I was acting out,
561
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:11,920
and I hurt a poor,
innocent teacher in the process,
562
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:17,120
but, uh, as someone who's made
their fair share of bad choices,
563
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,600
[smacks lips] I want to hold myself
and other young men accountable...
564
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,720
- [woman 1] Ah.
- ...and I want to be a better man.
565
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,920
[woman 2] Yes.
566
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,560
That's... That's what my campaign
is all about really,
567
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,480
is helping young boys become men
568
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,080
so that they don't make the same mistakes.
569
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:41,040
We can do it, but we need your help.
570
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,960
I mean, there's no alternative.
571
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,960
We have to be better.
572
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,080
- [applause]
- [women chattering]
573
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,680
Thank you. Thank you.
574
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,960
[exhales angrily]
575
00:27:53,091 --> 00:27:57,119
[Harper] Hey,
how much money did you raise?
576
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:59,719
- What did you, Malakai, and Dusty do?
- Sorry, what?
577
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:00,860
The threesome, keep up.
578
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,960
What exactly did you do?
Like, did you take turns or...
579
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,520
Um... Uh... I mean,
580
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:11,640
I guess we were kind of
all over each other. Why?
581
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,880
I kind of pictured...
582
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,120
Not that I'd pictured it,
but that the guys were at either end.
583
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,080
Ew, no, I mean, they were like
getting into stuff with each other too.
584
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,080
It was actually kind of hot.
585
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:23,970
Sorry.
586
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,080
I think Malakai might be gay.
587
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,880
Uh... [coughs, clears throat]
588
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,800
Or bi, or pan or whatever.
589
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,480
I have to figure this out ASAP.
I have to ask him.
590
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,680
What happened to being chill
with taking some space?
591
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,640
I can ask him in a chill way.
592
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,090
- [gasps]
- [quirky music playing]
593
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,120
Hey, um, can we talk?
594
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,840
Yeah. No, actually, sorry.
I, um... I've got to run.
595
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:46,970
I can come with you.
596
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,080
No, let's talk later though.
597
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,720
No problem.
I've got stuff that I'm running too.
598
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,120
Campaign stuff. Quinni!
599
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,760
You know,
you don't have to be the cool girl
600
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,960
who pretends she's into casual hookups.
601
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,160
Oh, shove it up your ass,
or is that closed for business too?
602
00:29:01,161 --> 00:29:02,559
[Zoe] Talking about my ass...
603
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,440
[Amerie breathing heavily]
604
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,800
- Are you okay?
- [Amerie] I'm so good.
605
00:29:06,801 --> 00:29:09,239
Got your trial shift at Harry's, right?
606
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,600
Uh, yeah, I should probably go.
607
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,600
[Darren] Yeah, me too.
Are you sure you're okay?
608
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,920
I'm amazing. Yeah.
609
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,080
Enjoy work.
610
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,720
- Toodle-oo!
- Okay.
611
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,730
- [Darren] Okay.
- Fly, fly my pretties.
612
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,730
- What campaign stuff are we doing?
- To the feelings pit!
613
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,850
Okay. [chuckles]
614
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,480
[banging on door]
615
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,840
[Chook in singsong voice] Ca$hy.
616
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,840
[Ca$h breathing heavily]
617
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,720
- [Chook] Ca$hy boy.
- [footsteps approaching]
618
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,800
[suspenseful music playing]
619
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,280
[in normal voice] You home, bruh?
620
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,920
[glass squeaking]
621
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,320
Can't avoid me forever.
622
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,250
- [imitates hen clucking]
- [breathing heavily]
623
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,920
[exhales, sniffles]
624
00:30:07,921 --> 00:30:10,319
- [music fades]
- [whimpers]
625
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,680
[upbeat song playing softly over speakers]
626
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,610
[bell dings]
627
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,360
- Darren around?
- Can't you read?
628
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,880
He's not an eshay anymore.
629
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,960
[Chaka] What is he then?
630
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,080
- [Ca$h chuckles]
- [chuckles]
631
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,900
I told you I don't finish till 10:00.
632
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,280
Yeah. I thought
I could wait around for you.
633
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:37,890
[chuckles]
634
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,870
- You should have told me you were coming.
- Why?
635
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,120
What? Trial shift.
636
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,800
[whimsical music playing]
637
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,280
[Amerie grunting, panting]
638
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,640
Ugh, this is useless.
None of them are his.
639
00:31:09,641 --> 00:31:12,839
"Useless"? Do you know how
many people I'll rule out tonight?
640
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,039
Obtaining evidence
without a warrant is shaky,
641
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,330
but I'm using it
to eliminate and not convict.
642
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,080
I knew this was a stupid idea.
643
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,360
[Amerie panting]
644
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,140
["Midnight Sun" by Nilüfer Yanya playing]
645
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,240
[gasping]
646
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,480
♪ Love is raised by common thieves ♪
647
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,440
♪ Hiding diamonds up their sleeves... ♪
648
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,960
- Oh!
- Quinni, let's go.
649
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,320
- But I have to catalog the...
- I said let's go!
650
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,240
We have to cover the crime scene.
651
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,360
Has Sherlock Holmes taught you nothing?
652
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,120
♪ You're my midnight sun ♪
653
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,920
Was it from Malakai?
654
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,400
[Amerie] What do you think?
655
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,600
[Quinni] Well, what did it say?
656
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,120
Amerie, come back!
657
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,840
♪ Always I did it for you ♪
658
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,400
- [Ca$h sniffling]
- [song fades]
659
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,170
Um...
660
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,050
How you been?
661
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,330
Fine.
662
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,210
Thanks.
663
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,000
- Thanks for dropping the case.
- [clicks tongue]
664
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,800
Didn't do it for you.
665
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,520
Do you still see him?
666
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,130
Fuck no.
667
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,400
Kind of seems like
a hard person to get rid of.
668
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,290
Harper, I'm...
669
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,000
I'm sorry about what happened that night.
670
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,720
I'm sorry I'm... I'm a coward.
671
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,960
I should've stopped them
from putting you in the car.
672
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,000
I should have kicked the windows out.
673
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,120
[chuckles softly] I'm sorry. I'm...
I'm fucked in the head.
674
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,250
Don't do that.
675
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,520
I don't blame you.
676
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,120
I've never blamed you.
677
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,890
But...
678
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,440
I'm not going to help you
feel better about it.
679
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,440
Because it sucked.
680
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,520
It really fucking sucked arse.
681
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,250
[sniffles]
682
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,360
When are you coming back to school?
683
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,440
Uh... I'm not.
684
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,570
Why?
685
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,480
It's just not a good idea.
686
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,160
According to who?
687
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,090
Look, don't...
688
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,040
Don't tell Darren,
but I already asked Woodsy
689
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,880
if I can come back and she said no.
690
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,240
That's bullshit.
691
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,480
No. No, I get it. It's ill-chay.
692
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,280
You know, like safe space and all that.
693
00:34:07,281 --> 00:34:08,279
Ca$h.
694
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,640
So... there's me looking for a job.
695
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,000
You got room for one more here?
696
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,679
[Chaka] Darren,
did you deep fry your G-string?
697
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,079
[Darren] It was an accident.
698
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,279
- [Chaka] That's the fifth time this month!
- Yeah, I kind of like it.
699
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,230
Darren's already had
three customer complaints tonight.
700
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:28,000
Yeah, that... [laughs]
That sounds about right.
701
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,080
[gentle music playing]
702
00:34:30,159 --> 00:34:31,920
I mean, the pay's not great, but...
703
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,400
Dad didn't exactly leave me much.
704
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,719
I want to get enough together
to save for my own place.
705
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,000
Kind of crazy, hey,
706
00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:49,199
how fast your whole life can change.
707
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,130
Yeah.
708
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:57,199
Yeah, one minute
you're about to graduate high school,
709
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,719
and... next one
you're just another dropkick.
710
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,540
[chuckling] You're not a dropkick.
711
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,120
Shit, why am I wearing all this then?
712
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,920
[Harper laughs]
713
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,400
[music fades]
714
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,560
[footsteps thudding]
715
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,050
["Fatal Atraxion"
by J. Domeyko & YARA playing]
716
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,560
- ♪ I'm a body ♪
- ♪ I'm a body ♪
717
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,600
[female singers vocalizing]
718
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,320
♪ I'm a body ♪
719
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:33,040
[breathing shakily]
720
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,040
[breathing heavily]
721
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,240
- ♪ I'm a body ♪
- ♪ I'm a body ♪
722
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,280
[Spider whispers] You know you want to.
723
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,920
[echoing] I want your juices.
724
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,720
[breathing heavily]
725
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,480
[disembodied voices moaning]
726
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,960
- [song fades]
- Mmm.
727
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,130
The fuck?
728
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,010
- [engine rumbling]
- [brakes squealing]
729
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,640
Yeah, good, good.
730
00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:13,720
Not bad for your
first reverse parallel park.
731
00:36:13,721 --> 00:36:16,599
- Only needed seven three-point turns.
- Does not matter.
732
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,840
- Right. Let's drive around the block.
- [gearshift clicks]
733
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,240
Hey! Stop. Whoa!
734
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,360
Okay, what have I told you
about head checks?
735
00:36:24,361 --> 00:36:26,839
We could have
driven into the oncoming traffic.
736
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,320
All this oncoming traffic?
737
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,520
Driving is all about
738
00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,679
- building good habits.
- Building good habits.
739
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,070
- Thank you very much.
- Yeah.
740
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,320
[yawns]
741
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,840
- [sighs]
- Why are you doing this?
742
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,120
Well, if I can be responsible
for one more competent driver on the road
743
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,730
as opposed to
a less competent driver on the road,
744
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,280
then I am a very happy person.
745
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,880
No, I mean why me?
746
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,480
You could be in bed right now,
747
00:36:52,481 --> 00:36:54,359
but instead you're teaching me hill starts
748
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,440
when I'll probably never drive a manual.
749
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,040
This might come as a shock to you,
but I care about you kids.
750
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,360
It keeps me up at night,
751
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,690
the thought of one of you
slipping through the cracks on my watch.
752
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:05,880
What about Ca$h?
753
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,840
Yeah, I don't think it's appropriate that
you and I discuss other students together.
754
00:37:12,841 --> 00:37:14,679
I know he's made some shitty decisions,
755
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,400
but if you let him slip through
the cracks, he's going to make more.
756
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,240
Okay, so let's drive around the block.
757
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,760
[gearshift clicks]
758
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,410
Well done,
there could've been a kid there.
759
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,160
- We saved a life today.
- [laughs]
760
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:34,770
[Woodsy] Well done.
761
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,940
I rechecked the handwriting samples.
762
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,440
None of them matched.
Bird Psycho isn't a CUMLORD.
763
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,920
I am so close. I feel it in my whole body.
764
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,200
I am tingling!
765
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:49,600
Hey, anything we would like to share
with the class around shame and fantasy?
766
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:53,599
What if you don't like
what you're feeling?
767
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:54,680
Well, that's normal.
768
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,710
Our feelings aren't always reflective
of who we want to be.
769
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,560
Oh, yeah, like sometimes I have sex dreams
770
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,080
- about Dorothy the Dinosaur.
- Oh.
771
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,360
I'd like to "Romp Bomp A Stomp"
that din-ussy.
772
00:38:06,361 --> 00:38:09,559
- Actually that's a great example.
- [students giggle softly]
773
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,679
Plenty of people have kinks
that other people might see as icks.
774
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:16,600
Okay. Well,
what if something starts as a fantasy,
775
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,280
and then all you can do
is think about it a lot,
776
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,480
and then it becomes something
that you wanna do in real life
777
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,400
because you feel like
it's already happened before,
778
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,760
and then all you can do
is just think about it
779
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,480
until it's something that I never,
ever, ever want to think about again.
780
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,360
Oh, my God, don't stop there.
781
00:38:36,361 --> 00:38:37,359
[Jojo] I get it.
782
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,999
Brains are weird,
our thoughts can feel overwhelming.
783
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,559
But just because you have
a thought about something,
784
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,159
doesn't mean you have to act on it.
785
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,840
But also sometimes it's worth exploring
why you feel ashamed.
786
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,200
Enacting a fantasy can be healthy
787
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,350
as long as it's consensual,
legal, and no one's getting hurt.
788
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,250
["Matchday" by 3NDLES5 & Crazymike
playing over earphones]
789
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,880
[grunts, coughs]
790
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,440
[Chook] Whoa! It's the kid!
791
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,040
[sniffs] What's going on, lad?
You been avoiding me?
792
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,480
No, just trying to stay out of trouble.
You know how Nan is.
793
00:39:15,511 --> 00:39:17,599
Bet.
794
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,040
[tense music playing]
795
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:26,840
Just having no adlays out this way
is really fucking with my business.
796
00:39:26,841 --> 00:39:29,799
It's time that you come back
to where you belong.
797
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,839
- We are up shit fucking creek.
- [groans]
798
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,760
I owe them, so you owe me.
799
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,280
- [yelps]
- Leave him alone, Michael Cooper.
800
00:39:37,281 --> 00:39:40,919
After all these years, can you think
of nothing better to do with your time?
801
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,040
That's not my name.
802
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,560
Oh, isn't it? Oh, I'm sorry.
803
00:39:43,561 --> 00:39:44,599
- Bitch!
- Oops.
804
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,050
- [spits]
- [Ca$h whimpers]
805
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,610
- [Chook groans]
- Off you go, chicken.
806
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,040
[Ca$h coughing]
807
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,960
[sighs]
808
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,760
So this is what you've been doing
with your time, then.
809
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,120
[breathing heavily]
810
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,140
Should we go and have a little chat?
811
00:39:59,141 --> 00:40:02,599
[Zoe] With a generous boost
to his campaign funding,
812
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,920
Spencer White is poised to take the lead
813
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,440
{\an8}with Sasha So following close behind
814
00:40:07,441 --> 00:40:10,599
{\an8}with a modest contribution
from the Women's Association.
815
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,679
{\an8}Smile. That's it.
816
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:16,280
{\an8}Meanwhile Amerie Wadia's SLT Nation party
has received a whopping 50 cents,
817
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,000
{\an8}which she found on the ground outside.
818
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,520
{\an8}Word is on the street she spent it
on a Red Frog at the canteen.
819
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,120
Don't worry, ladies.
820
00:40:25,121 --> 00:40:27,799
I'll get you a bunch of custom
CUMLORD's T-shirts made.
821
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,759
- [photographer] Smile.
- Everyone gets one.
822
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,360
Even the losing teams.
823
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:32,490
[Amerie] So cringe.
824
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,440
And now just one with Spi... Spencer.
825
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,640
This is Zoe Clark.
826
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:38,160
Thanks for listening
and stay deadly, Hartley.
827
00:40:39,231 --> 00:40:41,199
[Spider] So...
828
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,600
[indistinct chatter]
829
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,360
- When are you gonna deliver on our bet?
- Get fucked.
830
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,160
- Name a time and a place.
- In your dreams.
831
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,320
I'll see you there.
832
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,600
What are you lot doing mooching around?
833
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:56,770
- Shouldn't you be in class or something?
- [squeals] Oh! Look! Look! [laughing]
834
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,040
[gentle music playing]
835
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,960
What are you doing here?
836
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,600
Well, uh, my next class is chemistry. So...
837
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,680
[Quinni] Aw! [laughing]
838
00:41:09,271 --> 00:41:11,319
[music fades]
839
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,560
All right, who did it?
840
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,080
Who did it?
841
00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:16,559
[foreboding music playing]
842
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,210
- [Quinni] Sorry, excuse me.
- [indistinct chatter]
843
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,650
Bird Psycho.
844
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,760
"I gave myself an infection
trying to shave my balls."
845
00:41:24,761 --> 00:41:27,359
- All right, lads. Drop them.
- [indistinct chatter]
846
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,640
Oi, don't actually do it.
847
00:41:28,641 --> 00:41:31,719
"My mum found my Internet history,
and can't look me in the eye."
848
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:32,719
That's gotta be Ant.
849
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,880
- Oh. Deep.
- [Missy chuckles]
850
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,970
[Spider] All right, come on, 'fess up.
Who was it? Who did it?
851
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,920
"Betrayed by my dick." Actual lol.
852
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,280
Bet it was you and the SLTs.
853
00:41:42,281 --> 00:41:44,679
- [Missy] Come on.
- This is a dog move, even for you.
854
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,960
You're the ones dumb enough
to put your secrets in public spots.
855
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,160
There's no trust left in the world.
856
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:52,240
[suspenseful music playing]
857
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,120
Surprise, surprise.
858
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,000
{\an8}Look who's responsible.
859
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,560
[all gasp]
860
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,680
No, no, no, no. It wasn't me I swear.
861
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,360
Right, explain this then.
862
00:42:04,361 --> 00:42:07,839
Why would I leave a photo of myself
doing the crime at the crime scene?
863
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,880
So you admit it. You did do the crime.
864
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,640
No, you don't understand. Okay.
865
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:13,480
We were putting the secrets back.
866
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,400
This is Bird Psychos work. It has to be.
867
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,800
It was Pit Cunt. Pit Cunt did it.
868
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,000
- Yeah, Pit Cunt.
- Yeah, Pit Cunt!
869
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:23,400
[all chanting] Pit Cunt! Pit Cunt!
Pit Cunt! Pit Cunt!
870
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,320
- This is over. Get back to class, please.
- Come on, guys.
871
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,080
- [Woodsy] Off you go.
- Back to class. Back to class.
872
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,040
[Spider] We found the culprit, Miss.
873
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,120
Amerie Wadia. Once again.
874
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,250
[Woodsy sighs]
875
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,680
Looks like your class is a payoff.
876
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,920
Real respectful like.
877
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,650
Thanks.
878
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,040
Don't film this.
879
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,040
Malakai, stop! It wasn't me.
880
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,500
I dug them up and I read them,
881
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,520
but I didn't leave them out
for the whole school to see.
882
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,800
You weren't talking to me.
I needed to know how you were feeling.
883
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,040
[pensive music playing]
884
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,170
Are you gay?
885
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,440
Is that why you're trying to forget me?
886
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,080
For fuck's sake. I just...
887
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,720
I just needed some space
to figure out my own shit. Okay?
888
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,840
Did you ever like me
or was it all just for show?
889
00:43:14,841 --> 00:43:17,279
Because my feelings about you
haven't changed.
890
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,330
I just wish...
891
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,840
I wish that you'd talk to me.
892
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,000
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have.
893
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:23,880
I mean, do you ever think of that?
894
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,890
Okay. I know
I'm supposed to wait until you're ready,
895
00:43:27,891 --> 00:43:29,959
but if you're gay
then what does that make me?
896
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,010
"Me, me, me."
897
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,560
I mean, you can't help
make everything about yourself, can you?
898
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,440
And no, I'm not. I'm not gay. I'm bi.
899
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:41,680
And... and what we had was real,
but not after this.
900
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:42,840
Just forget it.
901
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,440
- No, Malakai, I...
- No, I can't.
902
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:45,880
I can't do this anymore.
903
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,840
Amerie. Amerie.
904
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,280
My office, now.
905
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,630
I can't believe
Bird Psycho was right there.
906
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,960
If I wasn't so caught up,
I would have noticed.
907
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,240
This is creepy.
908
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:11,600
Do you think Bird Psycho's just like
waiting in a bush for her to mess up?
909
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,440
Hey, how was it?
910
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,930
Woodsy's banned me
from campaigning for two weeks,
911
00:44:17,931 --> 00:44:18,959
and worse,
912
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:22,720
I have to write handwritten
apology letters to the CUMLORDS.
913
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,800
My life is over.
914
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,400
Oh, hey, it's Malakai and Rowan.
915
00:44:28,401 --> 00:44:30,519
They're walking together.
They must've made up.
916
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,319
I thought they didn't like each other
917
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,999
'cause they haven't made
a lot of eye contact recently.
918
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,160
I was definitely wrong.
919
00:44:36,161 --> 00:44:39,359
People that don't like each other
would never walk close together.
920
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,359
It's inconvenient,
when you swing your hand,
921
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,370
you touch the other person's,
which can be intimate unless...
922
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,440
Unless there's mutual sexual desire.
923
00:44:47,441 --> 00:44:48,959
Crazy.
924
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,400
["Overload" by Sugababes playing]
925
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:52,840
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
926
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:55,930
Am?
927
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,200
Bird Psycho sabotaged my campaign,
928
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,920
destroyed my relationship with Malakai,
929
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,200
and ruined my life.
930
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,680
We are going to find them
931
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:19,640
and make them wish
they buried themselves in that pit.
932
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,360
This is war!
933
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,400
[breathing heavily]
934
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:31,160
♪ Oh, my God, can't say no... ♪
935
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:32,290
You're sure?
936
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,690
I'm sure.
937
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,400
Amerie and me are over.
938
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,640
♪ You know how I feel for you... ♪
939
00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:41,800
100%?
940
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,360
1000%.
941
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,480
♪ Please don't say no, no, no, no ♪
942
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:04,120
♪ Train comes
I don't know its destination ♪
943
00:46:04,121 --> 00:46:06,759
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- [both grunt]
944
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:11,480
♪ It's a one-way ticket
To a madman situation ♪
945
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,240
♪ Situation ♪
946
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,370
[Malakai moans]
947
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:16,930
[Rowan] Can I?
948
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,720
[clears throat] Yeah.
949
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,000
♪ I know, I know ♪
950
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:26,880
♪ It's a one-way ticket
To a madman situation ♪
951
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,800
[breathing heavily]
952
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,920
[upbeat music playing]
953
00:46:34,970 --> 00:46:39,520
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