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[laid-back music]

♪ Ooh

♪ Ooh

♪ My problems got their own problems ♪

♪ I swear they're trying to dodge 'em ♪

♪ Red and blue pills are popping ♪

♪ Memories are blocking

♪ Standing in your garden

♪ Crying in the rain

♪ Highly medicated, but I miss you all the same ♪

♪ Stand outside your window crying in the rain ♪

♪ Highly medicated, I miss you all the same ♪

♪ Stand outside your window crying in the rain ♪

♪ Highly medicated, I miss you all the same ♪

[laid-back music]

♪ One pill, two pill

♪ Green pill, blue pill

♪ One pill

[wood thumping]

[floor creaking]

- Do you mind?

[quirky piano music]

- Hey, hey, hey, friends. How's your morning been?

- We just picked up a dead body.

- Cool, cool, cool. Can I get you started with any drinks?

- Yep. I'll get your largest coffee, please.

- I need a lime milkshake, please.

- And do your legends want any food?

- Yeah, I'm gonna get the pancakes.

- Rock on.

- I'm trying to decide between the apricot chicken

and the prawn cocktail.

- Oh, tough one.

- Really? They sound equally bad.

[waiter laughing]

- Okay. I'll get the lamb rogan josh, then, thanks.

- [Waiter] Sweet, thanks. Coming right up.

[phone beeping]

- There's gotta be a way to make money

without fucking with your health.

Why are Ellie and Dean not giving you more work?

- They are, you know, they're giving me more hours

and I'm doing all the pickups and, you know,

they pay me to clear out the gutters

and they actually make, like, a really good team.

- Yeah, when Ellie's not having a meltdown.

How much longer are you gonna have to keep doing

all this extra mahi?

- Not forever.

Just until Huia finds a job.

She's hunting, but she's also looking after Frankie

at the same time, so.

- [clearing throat] Just to clarify, you guys,

you and Huia aren't, like, um.

That you're not.

- No. No, no.

Otherwise I wouldn't have.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Sweet. That's good.

- All right all right all right.

Got your jumbo coffee.

Lamb rogan josh, lime milkshake, and pancakes.

- Thank you.

- Enjoy.

- I will.

Are you not really concerned with how quick that food came?

Like I'm not a chef, but I feel like it should take longer

to make a lamb rogan josh.

- See, that's why it's good.

- Your sizzling surf and turf, ma'am.

- So what, you have any gigs coming up?

- No, I don't do that. [coughing]

- So what, you quit DJing?

- Well, you can't quit a job that you never got.

I quit trying to be a DJ.

It's really embarrassing.

♪ Happy birthday to you

- No, you tried.

You know, that's pretty cool.

Most people wouldn't have the pussy to do what you did.

- The what? Sorry?

- Well, I was gonna say balls, but,

then I realized that like,

the vagina's just like, way stronger.

- Yeah. - Hip hip hooray.

Enjoy.

- There's a lot going on right now.

I'm gonna die at a really convenient time

so you don't have to pick me up at five a.m.

- Aw, thank you.

That's very nice.

- Then again, you're older than me

so you'll probably die first.

- No, I lead a very healthy lifestyle.

- You're super stressed all the time.

You were a bitch yesterday.

- I know.

- Yeah, you should probably shad us all

some apology donuts.

- Yeah, I'll have to do something.

- Did you blow off some steam last night?

How was your gender reveal masquerade ball?

[refined music]

- Look at you.

You're wearing a costume.

Don't worry, Anna made the same mistake.

- It was fine.

What'd you get up to?

- Nothing. I just chilled, really.

- By yourself? - Yeah.

- That's funny, 'cause this looks weirdly like Beau.

- Oh yeah. I, yeah.

That's right. Sorry.

Now I remember. Beau was there.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

He came over so we could read the Bible

and sing a hymn together.

- Well, I'm happy for you.

And it was nice of you to help him this morning.

- By the way, Trisha lives here.

- I beg your pardon?

- Your interior decorator lives here.

She has a whole setup.

She had like a sleeping bag, a pillow.

She took her retainer out.

She lives here.

- Huh.

- So Trisha, how's the renovations going?

- You know.

- More specifically?

- Well, we're still waiting on some of the

lighting fixtures to arrive, but curtains are up.

Carpets are down.

- Great.

- I do have some prints I wanna run past you.

I just need to get them.

- Ask her. - You can ask her.

- Oh, erm, Ellie wants to ask you something.

- Okay. That's fine.

- Is everything all good?

- Not in the Middle East.

- With you.

- Well, they discontinued my favorite deodorant,

which is not great, but.

- We know that you're living here.

- No I'm not.

- Gwen and Beau saw you.

- Are they together?

- Ah, um, I don't-

- Ah, so it's just casual then.

- Yeah, you can't be living here.

- I'm not. - They saw you.

- I was working late.

- You worked til seven a.m.?

- I'm very dedicated.

- [Ellie] Okay. You need to move out.

- Never moved in.

- Trisha- - Prove it.

- What?

- Can you prove it?

Brilliant. So that's sorted.

Do you wanna see these prints or what?

- Sure.

- Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

[quirky piano music]

- Okay. They all feel quite gloomy.

- Depressing, yeah. Just upsetting.

Harrowing.

- What, really?

She's on a swing.

- Technically.

[horn honking]

[quirky piano music]

- Can you not honk your horn please?

- Can you help me with these?

- I'm actually quite busy, Mum.

- There's no one here.

- Yeah, but we've got services

almost every day this week.

We're filming a TV ad here tomorrow.

Gonna be on TV.

- Oh yeah? Where's Gwen?

- Is this her stuff?

- Yes.

- Why are you dropping it here?

- Hey, hey. Still haven't fixed my wing mirror.

- Mum, Mum! Mum!

Mum, what are you doing?

- I told you to stop harassing Stu and you didn't.

He's not moving out and you're not moving back in.

So here's your stuff.

- Come on. Don't be so dramatic.

- Oh, oh. You wanna talk drama?

The police called Stu about a hit and run.

- Oh my God. That sounds really serious.

- You owe him an apology.

- Well, he owes me an apology

for fondling my bosom and saying "hubba hubba".

- Gwen, that's not funny.

- So not funny.

- Come on. That's a little bit funny.

It's not my fault none of you can take a joke.

- These are not jokes.

I'm putting my foot down.

Goodbye.

- What are you, wait. What do you mean goodbye?

Mum. Mum!

What the fuck!

Mum!

[upbeat piano music]

- [Narrator] Welcome to this meditation for beginners.

Remain focused and in touch with

what you're thinking and feeling.

If it helps you, take a pause,

so that you can respond to it.

[board crashing]

- What was that?

Gwen!

- Ah, your vision board fell down.

- Yeah, I can see that.

- I think my foot did it.

[Ellie sighing]

At least the strange couple holding an ultrasound survived.

You don't even like kids.

- I like my own kids.

- Why is there so many of Meghan Markle?

- She's my style inspo.

- Why do you do this to yourself?

Meghan Markle is a literal princess

and Henry Golding was "GQ"'s Man of the Year.

- Exactly.

- No, but if you only compare yourself to people like this,

you're always gonna feel stank.

- Gwen, you don't get it.

You need a vision for your life.

What you think about, you bring about.

- Well, I've been thinking about Stu leaving Mum for weeks

and he's still there.

It's fricking bullshit.

- Do you know what's bullshit, Gwen?

The fact that you can hurl in a box

and leave it on Mum's doorstep

and she still likes you more than me.

- I don't know. She was pretty pissed yesterday.

- She'll forgive you. You're here favorite.

- No, Stu's her favorite now.

You're my favorite.

- Really? - Yeah.

Hell yeah. You're letting me live here, rent free.

- No, I've been docking your wages.

Do you not read your pay slip?

- [chuckling] What's a pay slip?

- Do you wanna smell my morning breath?

- Gross. Yuck.

Okay, I'm gonna go get ready.

I'm channeling Meghan Markle.

- I think we should ditch the fascinator.

- Really? My hair's not done.

I'm thinking of getting highlights.

- Getting highlights. Yes, I know, I know.

- [Ellie] So is this person gonna be any good?

- Okay. Let me put this into perspective for you.

For "Avatar", James Cameron had 237 million.

You've given me $640.

- The $40 was for morning tea.

- Okay, well, for 600 bucks,

you get a third-year Polytechnic student

who's really grateful for the opportunity.

- I've been on TV before.

We were trying to break the record

for the world's biggest Lamington.

But we were a few meters off.

- Yeah.

Well, it's just a shame there's not more cloud cover.

For lighting.

- Okay. - Hey, Beau.

I really like your T-shirt. Where'd you get that?

- I made it. - Oh, no way.

- Actually, we're going to have to make sure

that's not visible.

- Uh, g'day, everyone. My name is Bradley.

I wanna thank you for this opportunity.

- It's a shame there's not more cloud cover, for lighting.

- I've only really got one note for you guys.

Don't act, just be.

- Be what?

- Make some magic.

Okay?

- Right. Where's the first setup?

- We're all going to die.

- That's a really dark place to start.

And give me the fascinator.

- The city slag stole sultanas.

The city slag stole sultanas.

- Hi, I'm Karen.

That's not my name.

- No.

- Your loved ones will be safe with me.

- Are you doing an accent?

[Dean vocalizing]

- Hi, I'm Sharon, and I do the food.

- You'll have to speak up, Shares, we can't hear you.

- Oh, actually, what sort of gain have you got the mic on?

'Cause I can deliver a lot of heat.

I've got, I'm classically trained. I'm very powerful orally.

- None of us know when we're going to die,

but it will happen to you.

- [Gwen] Is that a threat?

- It's a fact of life, Gwen.

- Your loved ones will be safe with me.

- Still a pretty thick accent.

- Okay.

Hi, I'm Sharon, and we.

- The best catering in town.

- Best, we do the best catering in town.

- Yeah. - Best catering in town.

Best catering in town. Best catering in town.

Best catering in town!

- Okay. - Hi, Sharon. It's bakery.

[Dean muttering]

- [Ellie] Okay, can I have some positive feedback?

- You look good without the fascinator.

- I've actually forgotten how I talk.

- And that's why you should choose Loving Tributes.

- It's really nice to work with a professional.

I'm gonna cut there.

- [Dean] Great.

- Thanks for all your hard work today. Kanpai.

- Are we done?

Are we wrapping?

- Yeah.

- That's a wrap, guys!

Well done, everybody. Well done.

- We don't have anything else booked for this weekend

so you can call it an early minute.

Do you think that's gonna be all good?

- Yeah. I think there's definitely stuff she can use.

- Ooh.

- I feel like this is the new me.

I'll have one martini, please, shaken and stirred.

- Okay, no thank you.

We like Beau, bring back Beau.

- Why don't you all come back to mine

for a spa and a barbecue?

A spabecue!

- I'd actually go for a spa.

- I'd love a wind-down. I'm still buzzing.

- [Gwen] You gonna come?

- Oh no. You guys go.

I've got stuff I need-

- You should come. - You should come.

- Don't feel like you have to invite me.

- You're coming. All right?

- Okay.

- Rad.

- [Ellie] Is that a dead bird?

- Yeah. I didn't ask her to get that shot.

I don't know why she's, yeah, let's go.

Don't tell her, just go. Don't talk to her.

- Come on through.

- Lovely place.

- Oh, thanks.

Yeah, it's all double glazed now.

You can still her Mignon and Remy next door going at it.

They're European, so they do it in the morning.

- And from Jellie Park in Christchurch.

- Hey, I brought kebabs and donuts.

I hope that's okay.

- Oh, you didn't have to bring anything.

Pop them over there with Ray.

- Hi, Ray. I'm Ellie.

- Hi.

- James, Lauren, come and say hi.

Sorry they're so rude.

It's hard to get them outta their rooms these days.

- No, I was same when I was a kid, eh,

I just, I had this poster of J. Lo

and I would just talk to her all day.

- You and J. Lo just talked?

[Beau laughing]

- Ellie had a poster of Casper

the Friendly Ghost on her wall.

- His name's Devin Sawa.

It was when Casper got to be a real boy for the day.

At least I didn't hump things.

- Ellie.

- What? - Shut up.

- You did, you humped anything with a corner.

Remember when you got us kicked out of Come and Go?

- Shut up.

- We've all done something we're ashamed of at Come and Go.

Kids do the darndest things.

- I know. James shivved a boy at Scouts.

Remember that? Right in the stomach.

James, come and say hi, please.

[all protesting]

- Oh, Kobe's here.

You remember my cousin, Kobe?

- Hi.

- He bought me this neat poncho.

Come in and

Some more chicken?

- I did, I'm vegetarian.

I mentioned it to Ray, but I don't think-

- Just eat the bread, love.

- Okay.

- Excuse me.

Sorry. Just looking for my rose.

- God, you're underdressed.

- Ha ha, very funny.

- How was the gender reveal masquerade?

- It was great.

Yeah, it was, it was.

- [Crowd] Three, two, one.

[crowd cheering]

I've gotta return this.

- [Kobe] Fecking awful?

- [laughing] Yeah. Yeah.

How was work? Lots of poos?

Sorry, I don't know why I said that,

but it is what you do, isn't it?

- I do do poos, yes.

- Gross.

- Well, you touch dead people all day.

- Not all day.

I'm a business owner.

Like, I'm a girlboss.

- Girlboss.

You don't have to say girlboss.

You can just say boss.

I mean, you don't say girl pilot, girl accountant,

girl snowboarding instructor.

- Okay, you're annoying me now.

- Why don't you go hang out with them, then?

- I was a bit rude the other day.

- Yeah, I know, I was there.

And just so you know,

if you ever talk to Shares like that again,

I'll come for you.

I mean, I'm totally joking.

- Beau, how do you make your t-shirts?

- Oh, it's just a shop at the mall.

- You should make more. People would buy them.

- Yeah. Put me down for a dozen.

- [laughing] Why would you want a dozen?

- I really like them.

- Ellie, that's so weird.

You can't do that, I've told you.

You can't just come into a conversation and start laughing

if you weren't there from the beginning.

It's weird. - Sorry.

Sorry.

I also wanna apologize to you all for yesterday.

I was feeling a bit overwhelmed and I took it out on you.

- I acknowledge your apology.

- Thank you.

- It's all good.

- Wait, so what,

you guys reckon that the t-shirts would actually sell?

- I said pop me down for a dozen.

We can afford it.

[Ray sighing]

We won the lotto.

- What? - What?

- [Sharon] We won the lotto!

- Oh my God!

- I know we said we wouldn't tell, Ray,

but these are my friends

and you know I hate keeping secrets.

- Okay. This makes sense.

- Was it the chocolate fountain?

- More the Jeep.

- That is wonderful news.

- Couldn't happen to nicer people.

- And thanks for hosting the wrap party.

To Ray and Shares.

[all cheering]

Oh, thanks, Shares.

Thank you. Ooh.

- Ray's always wanted a spa, haven't you, Ray?

- Yeah.

- How did you guys meet?

- Well, we met at intermediate.

Well, I was still at intermediate.

Ray was finishing high school.

- A regular Elvis and Priscilla.

- Dean. Don't you do a good Elvis?

- No. - I've got to hear this.

- Go, Dean.

- Oh, thank you.

Thank you very much.

Memphis, baby.

A blue suede shoes. Uh-huh!

- What's the deal with that?

What's the deal with- - Ah-ha-ha. Oh.

- Oh, you?

- Oh, I'm still going. Uh huh huh.

I'm finished now.

[Ellie laughing]

- Dean, I think your phone's ringing.

- It was really good.

It's really good, Dean.

- Yeah, it's probably my agent.

Oh, hi, Dad.

Yep. It's HDMI3.

And then, yeah. Well, I've labeled the remote.

- Are you wasted? - You know how to do it.

You've done it before.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay. I'll see you soon.

Um, I've gotta go, but thank you for a great day.

- Oh, but we haven't had the donuts yet.

Oh, guys, let's quickly have dessert

before Dean goes.

Outsies. Come on.

- Thank you.

Frankie!

- Hey. - You must be Huia.

- Yeah. Where's Beau?

He was meant to pick Frankie up.

- Shit. He fell asleep.

- Daddy.

- Oh, Frankenstein. What the, what time is it?

- [Huia] I'm heading out, remember?

- Oh, um, yeah, yeah, sorry.

Oh, I got us some tickets to "Disney On Ice".

- Shh. That's a surprise.

Be a good girl for Daddy, okay?

Love you.

Okay, bye. Thanks. - Bye.

- See you tomorrow. - Have a good one.

Do you want a donut? Yeah, come on.

- She's so fucking hot.

[quirky piano music]

[Ellie giggling]

[lively piano music]