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♪ Head above water
I'm making a way ♪
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♪ It's the first of the month
And the bills ain't paid ♪
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♪ I'm saying
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Yeah
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Keep my family close
Pick me up when I'm low ♪
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♪ Help me down on this road
And I'mma bring us back home again ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times
Yeah ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ And today I'mma get out my way, Momma ♪
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♪ They try to spray
But the spirit kept me safe, Momma ♪
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♪ Again
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Yeah
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Hustling to survive
I'm just doing my job ♪
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♪ Feds be blocking my shine
But the sun always rises here ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times
Yeah ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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{\an8}[DJ Cam-Wow] Oh, yeah!
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{\an8}For all the lovers out there,
you know what today is.
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{\an8}Black Love Day.
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{\an8}And you know who this is. DJ Cam-Wow.
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{\an8}Not Steve Harvey.
That ***** stole my voice. [laughing]
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{\an8}We celebrate our Black Love on leap year,
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{\an8}so hopefully y'all
are leaping into someone's DM.
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{\an8}Not mine though 'cause my wife crazy.
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{\an8}Now real talk. Y'all had four years
to get this here right.
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{\an8}A dollar a day
for the last four years is $1,460.
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{\an8}Even if Ray-Ray needed bail money,
you ought to have enough left over
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{\an8}for some damn flowers
and Olive Garden. [laughs]
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{\an8}Have a Happy Black Love Day, y'all.
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{\an8}Lisa. I came early
so I could beat the... crowd.
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{\an8}Hey, Bev! Happy Black Love Day, boo!
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{\an8}Happy BLD to you. How's it going?
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{\an8}February 29th is always a good day for me.
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{\an8}Shit, I make more bread today
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{\an8}than Easter
and Pastor Appreciation Day combined.
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{\an8}Won't he do it!
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{\an8}Can you get me in
before the Second Coming?
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{\an8}Not before me.
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{\an8}Lisa, I told you my man
is takin' me window shopping
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{\an8}at the Queen's exhibit at the museum.
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{\an8}I cannot be late.
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{\an8}I got you, Bambi. Damn!
Now, Madam President, have a seat.
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{\an8}I'mma get to you in a minute.
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{\an8}What y'all not gon' do
is stress me over this holiday.
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{\an8}- [Beverly grunts]
- Girl, you can get by. What are you doing?
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{\an8}Did I tell y'all what I'm getting
for my Black Love Day gift?
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{\an8}A genuine faux designer purse!
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{\an8}Well, my man is gettin' me
an engraved gold tooth
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{\an8}with all our kids' initials on it.
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{\an8}And it's gonna be a vampire tooth,
so it's classy.
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{\an8}Oh, that is classy.
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{\an8}Yes, bitch!
I got fitted for my molds last week.
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{\an8}Well, my husband promised me
a whole new wardrobe.
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Only problem is
now I gotta tell him my real size.
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[all laughing]
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Bev, since you're in charge of
the Black Love Day Stuntin-Luncheon,
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we expecting a lot, Madam President.
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Yeah, a whole lot.
Like some shrimp scampi and box wine
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while we brag about our gifts.
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Y'all are putting way too much
on this Stuntin-Luncheon.
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Your happiness
shouldn't depend on a gift from a man.
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[all laughing]
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[Hi-Low speaking Korean]
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Hi-Low said you just saying that
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'cause Reggie always give you
whack-ass gifts on Black Love Day.
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He does not.
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Happy Black Love Day, baby. Look at this!
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Ooh. Look, it even has extra avocados.
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Happy Black Love Day, baby.
Ooh, a quarter. That one's mine.
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They finally put it on clearance, baby.
Happy Black Love...
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[mysterious music playing]
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[all laughing]
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Girl, I've dated prisoners
who got better care packages.
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Reggie should call them
"I don't care" packages. [laughing]
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Please. He should call them
"I don't give a shit" packages.
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Does your husband even like you?
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He could at least give you a baby.
[scoffs] They free.
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Don't come for my husband.
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Reggie made me a promise
on the last Black Love Day
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that he was gon' do something special,
and that's what he's gon' do.
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Girl, I've got a dub
that says he messes it up.
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Easy money, baby. That's a bet.
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[woman] I'll take that money.
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[soft music playing]
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[Junior] Love is in the air, Grey.
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And it smells pathetic.
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I refuse to participate
in the monetization of Black love
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for white capitalism to milk our community
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and then toss us aside
for another four years.
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Too many words. I stopped listening.
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Anyway, I just swiped right
on this baddie,
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and I'm trying to get
all the Black lovin' I can.
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Last hashtag "Black Love Day,"
your boy was too young,
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but I'm a man now,
with hair in sweaty places.
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The only thing missing is this lucky lady
to trim the hard-to-reach spots. Ooh!
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That's gross and stupid.
Plus, the hashtag is silent.
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Like your phone on Black Love Day?
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You know, you always throwing
your big brain around.
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This is a holiday for fools, Grey.
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Fools in love,
which is why you'll be all alone.
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Oh, because I happen to be smart?
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[grunting] Your face isn't doing you
any favors either.
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[romantic music playing]
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- Hey, you're back.
- Yep. Notice anything special?
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- You're wearing your good girdle?
- Reggie!
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You don't have to suck
nothing in for me, baby.
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Now, here, before I forget.
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What is this?
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The rent money, baby.
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I work hard to provide
for my family and my wife,
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even if she is the presidente.
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Wait. You really don't know
what day it is?
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Yeah, yeah! Uh, it's the first time we...
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- No.
- No. No. No. My ba...
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- It's the second time...
- No!
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[stammering] Wait!
Michael Jordan's birthday!
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Yeah.
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Whoo! Damn, baby. Can you wash his jersey
so I can wear it later?
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Man, you know I love me
some Michael Jordan with my whole heart.
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Whoo! Hey. You have a great day.
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[soft music playing]
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[sighing] Get yours, girl.
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'Cause I'm gonna get mine.
Thank you. Reggie.
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OMG, you are the cutest baby
in the whole wide world.
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Peekaboo! Ah, peekaboo.
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Where'd she go?
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I'm right here!
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Don't do that!
I almost messed up a Pamper.
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Now, what you need? Shit.
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The West Virginia special.
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Two bottles of Oxy coming right up.
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But I gotta hit your ass
with that white lady surcharge
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'cause you scared
the shit out of me. Literally.
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Sorry. Thanks, Dal. Off to do drugs!
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A light-skimmed iced latte for me
and a Black-accino for you.
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- Ooh!
- What you wanna holler at me about?
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I need your help.
I've been texting with this girl,
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and I want her to be my date
for hashtag "Black Love Day."
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You? Texting a girl?
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Let me see this soft six
that got you drooling.
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Damn! This soft six
is giving me a hard three.
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Man, how'd you pull that?
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Just by being me.
Who she now wants to see pictures of.
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She said my avatar ain't enough,
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but I can't decide
which pictures to send her.
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What are you doing? These are all you.
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- I thought you wanted to get with her.
- I do.
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Well, we only got one choice.
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We gon' have to put
some filters on this bitch.
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Which ones?
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All of 'em. You ugly as hell.
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That's better.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Stupid holiday.
We should be loving each other every day.
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Ooh. Nothing like drowning out
the misery of this holiday
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with the rush of an equally toxic
glucose spike from some Lo-Chews.
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Hey, little mama.
The fuck you doing? I was here first.
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No, I was, Soulja Boy. Now, let it go!
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Nah, you let it go.
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No, you!
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Hey! What are you two doing over there?
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Sorry, old man, but this one
just can't keep her hands off me.
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You ready to go, baby?
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- What?
- Run!
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Hey, get back over here!
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[Grey panting]
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I can't believe we did that!
I've never stolen anything before!
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No shit. I'm your first?
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Well, I hope it was
as good for you as it was for me,
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but if it wasn't, it's about to be.
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[magical tone]
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[tittering]
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You stupid.
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Real talk. What's your government?
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Grey.
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Ain't nothing gray about you. I'm Quan.
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Hey, Quan.
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Yo, shorty, you droolin', boo.
You must be hungry. Let's go.
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Okay.
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[magical sparkles tone]
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[man on radio] That's another R&B hit
for all you lovers enjoying your BLD.
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Enjoying your BLD? Breakfast, lunch,
and dinner all at the same time? Genius!
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[DJ Cam-Wow] Joy is in the air!
I'm DJ Cam-Wow,
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not that ***** Steve Harvey,
and it's Black Love Day!
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Black Love Day?
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[brakes screeching]
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Motherfucker! The good girdle.
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I just thought the stank face
was because she had to do laundry.
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00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:11,250
Oh, poor Beverly.
She probably on the couch
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cryin' and miserable
because I forgot Black Love Day!
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What you doing, Reggie?
What have you done, Reggie?
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[upbeat music playing]
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Oh, Reggie, they're perfect.
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Reggie, I love it!
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Oh, Reggie, this is just too much!
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[Beverly] You've reached
Beverly's voicemail.
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Leave a message and be blessed.
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Hey, Bev. Uh, you probably mad
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'cause you think I forgot
about Black Love today, huh?
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Girl, I didn't forget.
Just keepin' it spicy.
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You know what? I did forget.
But it's every four years.
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- It sneaks up on you.
- [phone beeps]
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Goddammit, Reggie! You... are... fucking... up!
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[DJ Cam-Wow] Fellas, it's DJ Cam-Wow.
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00:10:02,584 --> 00:10:05,290
Step it up,
'cause I'm dedicating love songs today,
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but tomorrow
it's "my man ain't shit" songs.
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So try to be
on the right side of history, y'all.
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Unlike that voice-stealing
motherfucker Steve Harvey.
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Oh, hell no.
My baby don't wait in no lines. Come on.
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Uh, Quan, if you wanna be
a famous serial killer,
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you should know they only
search for Emily's. Not ebonies.
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Chill, little mama.
You safe with me, I promise.
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After you.
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00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:36,375
Yo, Quan. All right. What's up, G?
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Man, what's good, Joe?
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00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:42,250
Oh, it's smelling good
in here tonight, y'all.
218
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I see you still working on the fryer.
219
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I'mma come see you later.
220
00:10:49,034 --> 00:10:51,040
What up, Jackie?
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00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:53,211
Hey, Quan.
I'll get that table ready for you.
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[romantic music playing]
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[waitress] Your food is on its way.
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You need anything, you let me know.
225
00:11:01,416 --> 00:11:03,583
Is this a dream, or did we just walk in
226
00:11:03,666 --> 00:11:06,583
and get a table
on the busiest day of the year?
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00:11:06,584 --> 00:11:07,874
You hear about these stories,
228
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,540
but you don't think they're real
until they happen to you.
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00:11:10,541 --> 00:11:13,250
Only the best
for my slime on Black Love Day.
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You know, I was never into
this stupid Black Love holiday before.
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00:11:17,541 --> 00:11:20,666
Yo, me neither.
Shit, I don't even look at calendars,
232
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but ever since I saw you,
233
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:25,500
I was like, "Yo, I Black Love her ass."
234
00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:29,875
I Black Love you too.
This must be a dream.
235
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,875
[magical tone]
236
00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:36,865
What's up with all this small talk?
237
00:11:36,866 --> 00:11:38,999
What do you mean?
I asked her favorite color.
238
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,457
Man, she gon' think you soft.
You gotta get right to it.
239
00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:43,078
Ask what color panties she got on
240
00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:46,791
or is them areoh-la-las
light brown or dark brown.
241
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:50,041
Dalvin, why are you so breast-obsessed?
It's childish, man.
242
00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:53,541
Bruh, I'm a baby.
I can't get no more childish than that.
243
00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:57,040
Titties literally keep me alive.
Stop acting like you don't wanna see 'em.
244
00:11:57,041 --> 00:11:58,583
I do.
245
00:11:58,666 --> 00:12:00,375
Ha. I really do.
246
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,625
[sexy music playing]
247
00:12:02,791 --> 00:12:04,458
[gasping]
248
00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:05,791
They're perfect!
249
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:09,833
Too perfect.
Junior, you being catfished, bruh.
250
00:12:09,916 --> 00:12:11,000
Blackened catfished.
251
00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:13,708
Say, nah! She's legit. I can tell.
252
00:12:13,791 --> 00:12:15,500
Adetutu wouldn't do me like that.
253
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:19,625
Ade-what? Who?
Bruh, she's a Nigerian scammer.
254
00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:22,333
She got your Instagram
compromised right now.
255
00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:25,125
No. Her dad was a Nigerian diplomat
256
00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:26,833
who fell on hard times.
257
00:12:26,916 --> 00:12:28,958
She hasn't gotten a new email yet.
258
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:32,916
There's only one way to prove she legit.
Invite her out here right now.
259
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,666
Fine! I will.
260
00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:36,999
I'll ask her to pick me up
from the coffee shop.
261
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,332
And tell her to bring
them big-ass baby feeders
262
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:41,375
and a size three Pampers for a pimp.
263
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:43,283
[upbeat music playing]
264
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:47,249
Uh-uh. What you looking for in here?
Ain't shit changed.
265
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:50,333
You still have no change. [laughing]
266
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:52,958
I gotta pick up some fares.
267
00:12:53,666 --> 00:12:54,866
[hip hop music playing]
268
00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:57,208
Hmm.
269
00:12:57,291 --> 00:12:59,541
Drug dealer. Scammer.
270
00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,541
{\an8}Chet Hanks in a trench coat?
Fuck it, gangbanger.
271
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,583
[tires screeching]
272
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:10,500
Where to?
273
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:11,958
Wherever my bitch wanna go.
274
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,333
For real, Quan? I'm your bitch?
275
00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:15,750
- Grey?
- Daddy?
276
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:17,208
Oh. Uh, what's up, sir?
277
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:20,041
I just wanna let you know
I'mma take good care of Grey.
278
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:22,500
- She my number one draft.
- Aw, Quan.
279
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:25,290
- [tires screeching]
- "Draft?" Are you trying to die?
280
00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:27,583
Grey, who is this ***** I'm about to kill?
281
00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:31,458
Quan, my boyfriend.
We're in Black Love, Daddy. Let him go!
282
00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:35,208
Baby girl, you're too young for love.
Don't fight me, boy.
283
00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:38,166
Don't fight me.
Boy, you trying to stop the only Evans
284
00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,915
who got a shot at getting me
into the lower-middle class?
285
00:13:40,916 --> 00:13:43,415
- [Quan coughing]
- Daddy, please stop! I can fix him.
286
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:45,826
Besides, all Black people
deserve love today,
287
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,291
even Stacey Dash!
288
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:49,333
Shit. I think I broke him.
289
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:50,457
He can't breathe!
290
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:53,875
Good. It worked.
Wait. You a little baller, huh?
291
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,083
[exhales deeply]
292
00:13:57,916 --> 00:14:01,583
Hmm. 55, 60, 63. Huh.
293
00:14:01,584 --> 00:14:04,457
I'll leave a little somethin'.
That way, I didn't rob him.
294
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,165
Help me drag him out of my cab
and put him next to that trash can.
295
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:09,166
- Dad!
- Hurry, I don't got a lot of time!
296
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:11,333
I gotta get your mama a gift.
Now, get out.
297
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,291
Damn! Beverly did that?
298
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:17,750
No, it's this. Beverly did this.
299
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,666
That is past tense.
300
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:22,791
And she past-tensely did that.
Thank you very much.
301
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,250
Don't be mad at me
'cause I went to school.
302
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,416
Would y'all stop it?
303
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,250
Ooh. Look at the balloon.
304
00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:31,165
Why you gotta act like
you ain't never seen a balloon before?
305
00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,165
Uh-ah bitch. Shut up.
306
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:35,000
Hey, all y'all shut up. Now, where is Bev?
307
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,875
You know, at some point,
308
00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:41,833
you gotta accept who you married,
and Reggie ain't... Shit!
309
00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:43,291
Bitch, you look like money.
310
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,575
[upbeat music playing]
311
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,000
[woman] Damn.
312
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:49,500
First of all, that coat is stunning.
313
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:53,125
It's the brown-on-white fur for me.
That's what I call a good faux.
314
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,082
[woman] And the shoes match perfectly.
315
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,791
You looking sharp, Bev.
316
00:14:56,875 --> 00:15:01,000
Real nice. Reggie really raised
the project bar this year, y'all.
317
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:04,166
Y'all check it out.
Beverly's man hooked her up.
318
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:08,875
Mm-hmm. Your well-meaning
but sorry men need to step up.
319
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:12,583
The voodoo doctor's late.
You got played, bruh. Hang up the phone.
320
00:15:12,666 --> 00:15:15,708
Maybe she got in an accident.
Or, you know... or got lost.
321
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:18,500
Maybe she never existed.
Give me your phone, man.
322
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
323
00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:24,332
Somebody has to be
the big brother around here.
324
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:25,249
Let me see!
325
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,300
No.
326
00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:30,125
I hope you got spell check on this thing.
327
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,625
Well, look. There's my boys!
328
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:34,758
Hey, Dad.
329
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:38,041
Hey, boys. What's new in these streets?
330
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:39,208
The way you actin'.
331
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,708
Can't I just hang out with my sons?
332
00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:45,291
[all laughing]
333
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:47,375
You ain't even that kind of father.
334
00:15:47,376 --> 00:15:49,540
Shit don't sound right
coming out of my mouth, do it?
335
00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:50,582
Nah, it didn't.
336
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,416
Man, what's really up, old man?
337
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,166
I need to know
what to get your mama for Black Love Day.
338
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,110
What do these chicks want these days?
339
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:59,250
Let Dalvin come home. She'll love that.
340
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,541
- Hell no!
- Hell no!
341
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,540
What else?
342
00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:02,708
I don't know, Dad.
343
00:16:02,791 --> 00:16:06,250
I think all they really want on this day
is to be treated like queens.
344
00:16:06,251 --> 00:16:07,374
Queen, huh?
345
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:10,083
Yeah. Treat my mama
like the trap queen she is.
346
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:13,333
Your mama ain't no trap queen!
She's a real queen.
347
00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:15,541
- Then why you don't act like it?
- I do!
348
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:20,416
As a matter of fact, I'll show you
my Bev is the best queen in Chicago.
349
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,500
[sighing] Another marriage saved.
350
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,750
Now, if you listen to a player,
I can help you with your broad.
351
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,803
Now, legend has it
there's a curse that protects
352
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:31,958
the Pharaoh and his Queen if disturbed.
353
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:34,958
But we don't worry.
We keep the locust spray ready.
354
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:37,249
How much y'all pay
for this fancy mummy stuff?
355
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,791
Put your lunch money away.
356
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:40,125
We didn't buy this.
357
00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:42,457
They were excavated in Egypt
and brought here.
358
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,916
- So you stole it.
- No, it was all curated.
359
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,208
A fancy word for stole.
360
00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:48,250
Mm-hmm. And moving along.
361
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:51,750
I'm just gonna curate my wife a gift.
362
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:53,925
[Reggie] Jackpot!
363
00:16:53,926 --> 00:16:57,624
[Beverly] You've reached
Beverly's voicemail.
364
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,416
Leave a message and be blessed.
365
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:02,499
Where the hell you been all day, Beverly?
366
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:06,250
You must really be upset with me
because I forgot Black Love Day again.
367
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:10,041
And I know I told you if I did,
you could sleep with your celebrity crush,
368
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:13,541
but I swear to God,
if Idris Elba is there when I get home,
369
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:18,125
there's gonna be one less Negro
with a British accent walking this Earth.
370
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:20,833
Hey, you! Get back here!
371
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,625
Baby, I know you didn't believe
I'd make today special,
372
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,833
but I'm about to blow your mind tonight
because I love you so...
373
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,333
[screaming, groaning]
374
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:34,458
Yeah. Y'all gon' learn
to stop playing with Ralphie Dalphie.
375
00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:36,458
I'm surgical with this bitch.
376
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,041
[tires screeching]
377
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:43,124
I'm not giving up on you, Bev!
I might not have gotten you gifts,
378
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,708
but I'll love you more
than Idris ever could!
379
00:17:45,791 --> 00:17:47,601
- [car hooting]
- [Reggie gasping]
380
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,875
- [upbeat music playing]
- [Reggie grunting]
381
00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:03,208
[Reggie grunts] Oh!
382
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:08,541
[screaming]
383
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,583
[Reggie gurgling]
384
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,208
[Reggie screams]
385
00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:16,605
- [groaning, moaning]
- [scooter honking]
386
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,791
And those were new tires too.
387
00:18:19,541 --> 00:18:21,208
[upbeat music playing]
388
00:18:21,209 --> 00:18:23,124
[woman] Ooh, she cute!
389
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,750
[people cheering, applauding]
390
00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:27,415
[woman] Uh, the shit done ripped.
391
00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:28,666
[cheering continues]
392
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,070
[woman] That's fancy girl.
393
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:33,458
[laughing] I hope y'all
enjoying yourselves!
394
00:18:33,541 --> 00:18:34,916
Ooh. Yeah, girl. I am!
395
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,416
Best Stuntin-Luncheon ever, Bev!
396
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,290
- I know that's right!
- [woman] You did it!
397
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:42,791
Okay. So, tell us about
how Reggie surprised you, girl.
398
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:45,625
Girl, he told me to close my eyes.
399
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,375
And I said, "I ain't doing that."
But then I did.
400
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,750
Then I heard something unzip, and I said,
401
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:54,708
"Oh Reggie, I'm definitely not doing that.
The kids might walk in." [laughs]
402
00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:55,958
Then I opened my eyes,
403
00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:59,958
and he was unzipping
the garment bag to my fur coat.
404
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:02,000
That man loves you!
405
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,791
Uh-huh. He does.
406
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:06,041
[soft music playing]
407
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:11,375
I just wish my Reggie was here.
408
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,250
Let that man make his rent money in peace.
409
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,916
I know all that cost him
a pretty penny, honey.
410
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,500
Yes, it did.
411
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,203
[people cheering, chattering]
412
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,791
That's the thing about Reggie.
413
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:25,875
My man knew exactly what to get me
without me saying anything.
414
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:28,083
He knew what I needed.
415
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,499
That's how you know
your relationship's for real.
416
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:34,500
When he can just look at you
and know without you sayin' a word.
417
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:35,791
[woman] He got a cousin?
418
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,135
[Reggie] Beverly Evans!
419
00:19:37,666 --> 00:19:40,000
[chuckling] Reggie! You made it.
420
00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:42,166
Yeah, because I...
421
00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:44,165
Who the hell bought you
all this fancy shit?
422
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:46,125
I'll kill him. It was Idris, wasn't it?
423
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,041
[gasping]
424
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,375
[all gasping]
425
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:52,916
Not the coat!
426
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,500
- Reggie ain't shit.
- Come on, now, Beverly.
427
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:58,353
- You don't have to lie.
- Shouldn't have put money on him.
428
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,541
What are you doing?
429
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,875
Ha. Oh, uh...
Jackie let me borrow her whip.
430
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:07,218
She didn't give you a key?
431
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:10,083
Nah. You already know
I can't be fucking with them cabs.
432
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,416
Yeah, true.
433
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,125
[soft music playing]
434
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:19,783
[police siren wailing]
435
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:23,341
[Quan] Hold my gun.
436
00:20:24,729 --> 00:20:29,124
- Why are you giving me this?
- I got warrants.
437
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,775
If I get caught with a gun,
I go to jail for a long time,
438
00:20:31,791 --> 00:20:33,208
and I won't be able to see you.
439
00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:35,541
- Now, you don't want that, right?
- No.
440
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:38,874
That's real love. When your slime
is willing to catch a case for you.
441
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,583
No. No. No. No. No. No.
442
00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:43,790
I'm not holding your gun.
I'm not going to catch anything for you,
443
00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:46,000
and I'm certainly
not going to jail for you.
444
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,666
Happy Black Love Day!
445
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,450
[police siren wailing]
446
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,416
Whew! That was close.
447
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:56,083
Let me out, Quan.
448
00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:58,083
I said let me out!
449
00:20:58,084 --> 00:21:00,582
Now why you mad?
It would've been your first offense.
450
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:01,963
You wasn't gon' do real time.
451
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:03,833
Look, Quan. This isn't gonna work.
452
00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:06,083
I do sit-ins, and you do shoot-outs.
453
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,208
I save lives, and you take lives.
454
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:11,291
I smell like shea butter.
You smell like blunt papers.
455
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,250
Shit. I thought you was my ride or die.
456
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,416
It was a nice ride, but this is my stop.
457
00:21:18,916 --> 00:21:20,875
I've never felt this way before.
458
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,083
Neither have I,
459
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:25,875
and I'll never forget
that the first boy I loved... was a killer.
460
00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:28,958
That you can't identify
in a lineup, right?
461
00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:30,624
I already forget what you look like.
462
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:32,874
Okay, look. Before you go,
I got you something.
463
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,000
Don't open it until you get home.
464
00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:36,291
[soft music playing]
465
00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:39,791
[police siren wailing]
466
00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:43,375
Is that better?
467
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:46,541
I'll be fine. Are you still mad?
468
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,250
No, I'm just embarrassed.
469
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:53,416
Especially after you forgot
about Black Love Day again.
470
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,750
Baby, but I swear
I tried to make it up to you.
471
00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:58,273
Reggie, you don't have to lie.
472
00:21:58,291 --> 00:22:00,625
I'm not! And I can prove it, baby.
473
00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:02,333
Check the messages on your phone.
474
00:22:02,916 --> 00:22:05,266
[voicemail] Your car's warranty
will expire...
475
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,341
Stop calling me!
476
00:22:06,342 --> 00:22:09,332
[Reggie] Hey, Bev. You probably mad
'cause you think I forgot
477
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:10,773
about Black Love today, huh?
478
00:22:10,791 --> 00:22:13,416
Girl, I didn't forget.
Just keepin' it spicy.
479
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,041
You know what? I did forget.
480
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,374
But it's every four years.
It sneaks up on you!
481
00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:18,500
[phone beeps]
482
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:21,750
Like getting your teeth cleaned.
Shit, that reminds me...
483
00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:26,125
[Reggie] I am blessed, Beverly.
Blessed to have you, baby.
484
00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:29,791
You deserve a better Black Love Day
than I've ever given you.
485
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:33,666
And I promise I'll make it up to you
because I love you.
486
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:36,333
You were trying to make today special!
487
00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:39,000
I've got the ruptured spleen
to prove it, baby.
488
00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:40,750
Take that, bitches!
489
00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:44,375
None of y'all men
are sacrificing their organs.
490
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:45,791
Do he got a brother?
491
00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:48,125
Happy Black Love Day, baby.
492
00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:50,583
Happy Black Love Day.
493
00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:52,291
[grunting, coughing]
494
00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:54,216
[grunts]
495
00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:58,625
Mm-mm-mmm.
496
00:22:58,626 --> 00:23:00,999
They always make the best chicken
on Black Love Day.
497
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,041
It's like they use extra love.
498
00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:04,375
Nah, that's salt.
499
00:23:04,376 --> 00:23:06,582
Hypertension feels like love
to Black people.
500
00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:08,333
[woman] Junior, is that you?
501
00:23:08,416 --> 00:23:10,375
[upbeat music playing]
502
00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:16,291
Adetutu! You found me!
503
00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:19,125
Of course I did.
I came here to tell you face-to-face.
504
00:23:19,208 --> 00:23:22,666
I'm tired of idiots like you
wasting my time.
505
00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:25,125
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you talking about?
506
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:29,583
"No nipple having?" "Suck my embassy?"
507
00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:32,193
I thought you were different, Junior.
508
00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:34,833
I am different. I promise you.
509
00:23:34,916 --> 00:23:38,541
My parents say it all the time.
So do the counselors at school.
510
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:42,291
[stammering] I... Look, I'm sorry.
Let me make this up to you.
511
00:23:42,375 --> 00:23:46,250
You're right about that.
You are sorry. Goodbye, Junior.
512
00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:48,083
[car door closes, engine revs]
513
00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:51,541
[screaming] Adetutu!
514
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:55,375
[sighing] My bad, bro.
515
00:23:55,376 --> 00:23:57,832
I just really thought
you were being catfished.
516
00:23:57,833 --> 00:24:00,958
I never thought
a girl like that would be into you.
517
00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:02,291
Neither did I.
518
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,833
Well, at least we got
to spend the day together.
519
00:24:04,916 --> 00:24:08,500
Can't lie. I would've rather
seen some titties in real life.
520
00:24:08,826 --> 00:24:10,790
What's that?
521
00:24:10,791 --> 00:24:12,375
Something my ex gave me.
522
00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:15,625
You got a date and a gift? How?
523
00:24:16,916 --> 00:24:18,666
G-R-A-Y?
524
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:22,040
I almost took a charge for a dude
that couldn't spell even my name?
525
00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:24,458
He hit you
with that first offense line, huh?
526
00:24:24,541 --> 00:24:26,666
That motherfucker a classic for a reason.
527
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:29,520
You probably pregnant right now
and don't even know it.
528
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:33,791
Hmm. Never again. He could kiss though.
529
00:24:33,792 --> 00:24:36,040
He doesn't have a sister, does he?
530
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,625
Yeah, but she's not blind.
531
00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:40,083
That's okay. I got mad filters.
532
00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:41,708
[all laughing]
533
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:44,093
[Reggie] Dinner's ready.
534
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:48,750
Look at you, opening up the good stuff.
535
00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:51,750
Mm-hmm. Because tonight is special, baby.
536
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:54,208
Aw, it sure is.
537
00:24:54,209 --> 00:24:57,124
Let's get drunk so I can tell you
what I did, and you won't be mad.
538
00:24:57,125 --> 00:24:59,291
Oh, I can't be mad at my Bev.
539
00:24:59,292 --> 00:25:02,207
Not even if I spent the rent money
to buy that fur coat and stuff
540
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:04,040
to prove to everyone that you love me?
541
00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:05,916
Ah, the rent money?
542
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,541
- Mm-hmm.
- Damn it, Bev.
543
00:25:07,542 --> 00:25:12,707
Well, here's some money to hold us over.
And you can even keep the coat.
544
00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:15,791
Oh, Reggie!
But where did you get this money?
545
00:25:15,875 --> 00:25:17,083
Just a little mad money.
546
00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:21,416
Good thing too, 'cause I crashed my cab.
And without a cab, I ain't got no money!
547
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:23,750
You don't have a cab?
548
00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:26,250
[Beverly screaming] Oh, Dear Lord Jesus!
549
00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:28,750
Heavenly Fatherly! Do you hear me?
550
00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:31,291
{\an8}Oh, Lord, I come to you humbly, Jesus!
551
00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:34,291
{\an8}We all make mistakes,
and by we, I mean me, Jesus!
552
00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:36,833
{\an8}Do you hear me, Jesus? Jesus!
553
00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:41,433
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