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[lively music playing]
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[elevator bell dings]
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[Pat on TV] Ladies, your Radio City show
is in two days
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and you've sold no tickets?
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How is that possible?
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The reason that we're not selling
any tickets, Pat,
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is because someone got us boycotted
by the Gray Holland fan army.
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That's teens, moms, and gay men.
Who is left? Straight men?
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Pop music is not for straight men.
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-No.
-No, no, it isn't.
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-But, Dawn, the boycott...
-Has nothing to do with me.
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This is not Gray Holland's baby.
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Okay, TikTok?
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I'm just a boring lady
who sat on her husband
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after a White Lotus. Scott!
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Oh, my God.
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These are texts exchanged with my wife
the morning after conception.
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-[Summer] You're not even in focus!
-From Dawn.
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-[Wickie] I'm picturing it.
-Sir, you just...
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-You can't just walk up in here like that.
-"Not good." Oh! Sorry.
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Gray Holland could've cleared the air
himself if someone hadn't...
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Hadn't done the right thing?
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-You want to play the blame game?
-I do.
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Wickie, you booked us at Radio City
on Thanksgiving, during a parade!
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You're a parade!
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Okay, okay.
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In tense moments, my Tooth Smartz manual
suggests employing the laugh pivot.
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[laughing hysterically]
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-What are you gonna pivot to?
-I don't know, Pat!
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["Famous 5eva" playing]
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? Gonna be famous 5eva
'Cause 4eva's too short ?
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? It's too short ?
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? Gonna be famous 3-gether
'Cause that's one more than 2-gether ?
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? Gonna be famous 5eva
'Cause 4eva's too short ?
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? So, what are you waiting five? ?
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? Girls5eva ?
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All that yelling reminded me
of my parents' divorce.
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"No, you take him, Craig!"
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Well, we've been on tour for six months.
I think we're a little sick of each other.
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-Your jaw clicks make me wanna choke you.
-Why's your mouth always open?
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-You're too pretty!
-Stop charging your vibrators in the van.
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["Welcome to Now" playing as ringtone]
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Why is that Gray Holland song
your ringtone?
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Because it's my chewing. [laughs]
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-Spam Risk, you old so-and-so.
-[man] This is the IRS...
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Hey, guys, listen.
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I really think that we can still sell
all these tickets. I do.
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And my sales training...
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-Oh, my God. Enough!
-This is not time for Tooth Smartz.
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This is time to show your asshole
on OnlyFans!
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-[automated voice] Recipient found.
-[Gloria yells]
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How did they find me inside?
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You know what, Summer?
Do whatever you want to fix this.
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In fact, why don't we all do
our own thing for once?
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I have had enough of you telling us
what the moon is doing!
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-Quit pretending you don't know me!
-Stop charging your vibrators in the van!
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You know what? Good luck!
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See you wangs at sound check!
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[Nick] You pick out a name yet?
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No, and I'm recusing myself.
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I'm the one who picked "Max"
and it's too popular.
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Remember when I shouted,
"Come here, Max!" at the airport
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and we brought a different kid
to Disneyland?
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Some other family took me to France.
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If I gave you guys 100 bucks,
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would you name the baby
Ridgewood Crematorium?
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Looking to get a little buzz
for my new business.
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The right name is more important
than breastfeeding.
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-[lilting music playing]
-"Lesley" set me back years.
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-Name one famous Lesley.
-Odom Jr.?
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-Stop.
-Nielsen. Moonves.
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Exactly. You can't.
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Meanwhile, Shakira started life
on third base.
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Shakira. She could sell out
Radio City Music Hall.
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Why not get her to play with you,
then she and I could hook up afterwards?
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I don't know Shakira,
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but who else lives in New York City
that could sell tickets?
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I could probably get Grave Digger.
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-Who?
-Not a "who." What.
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Grave Digger's a monster truck.
I play poker with one of his drivers.
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What would it do?
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Spins, freestyle, dirt work.
Those people, they show up.
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The monster truck community
is cartoonishly bad with money.
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-Can't believe I'm considering this.
-[Wickie] Quiet on set!
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-[dramatic music playing]
-My life is music...
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and I don't do it
for the awards or for money.
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I do it for both.
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Come on.
You're still making this documentary?
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I'm on lights and snacks.
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I'm gonna pay off Radio City
by using our greatest commodity.
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Me.
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Billie Eilish got 25 million for her doc.
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I can wear sweatshirts and have a brother.
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And who are you gonna
sell this to tomorrow?
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I have a pitch at the streamer
where Summer hosted Love is Smells.
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-[dramatic music playing]
-Fifteen singles finding love,
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using only smells.
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This is Love is Smells.
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Move over, sights, sounds, and hands.
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-Great.
-[music stops]
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I guess I'll be the one
to fix our problems, like always.
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Nick, book Grave Digger.
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Okay, but just to be clear,
the driver I know is not Dennis Anderson.
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So don't go around telling people
we're getting Dennis Anderson.
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-[lively music playing]
-[Summer] Girls5eva at Radio City.
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Girls5eva at Radio City.
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Hey, you don't wanna see
your family on Thanksgiving?
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Girls5eva at Radio City.
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Sir! What are you doing tomorrow?
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Do you wanna buy tickets to Girls5eva
at Radio City Music Hall?
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-What is it?
-What? Girls5eva.
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"G" as in "Girls5eva."
"I" as in "irls5eva."
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-"R" as in "rls5eva..."
-All seats available.
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Yeah. But we're really, really good.
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Doesn't matter. I can't flip these.
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Oh, are you like a...?
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I'm a secondary-market liaison.
It's all legal.
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Hey, you seem desperate.
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If you want, I can set you up
to flip better stuff.
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Show you how to pick hot shows,
manage a bot army,
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and my cut as your mentor
would only be 10%.
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Or I brush your hair. We'll figure it out.
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It's easy money. Fully legal.
You could be your own boss.
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Easy money, recruiting the desperate,
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-weird mentors who take a cut...
-[pensive music playing]
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...being the boss of your own army,
saying it's legal too many times...
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Did I mention it's legal?
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-Tickets are Tooth Smartz.
-[music turns hopeful]
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[gasps]
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I know how to sell out Radio City!
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[lively music playing]
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Oh! Oh!
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Hi, hi, hi.
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Dawn. Performing tomorrow.
I know you're the money guy.
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But if we wanted
to add someone, or thing, to the bill,
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could you update the marquee
and the website?
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Probably.
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Okay. And how much dirt
does the stage accommodate?
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You know, for dirt work?
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I'll check.
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Fantastic. Okay.
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The hell are you doing?
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I'm banking everything
on booking Grave Digger.
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-You got Dennis Anderson?
-Well, no...
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What the hell help is that?
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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-Did you just skoink a Rockette?
-She works here. I was getting intel.
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-Rockette was on your spreadsheet.
-It's called multitasking.
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Come on.
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You have no idea how easy you've got it.
It's all mapped out.
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Husband, kid one, kid two, wait for death.
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I have way more going on than that.
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We could get a bird...
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But I need to find out
if anyone beats Caroline.
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Who still wants me, by the way. [laughs]
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I'm still paying
for her StreamBerry account.
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She's been watching our favorite show,
Critter Mouth with Dr. Bev.
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In spurts of five to seven minutes.
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Dentistry, diddling...
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I'm on the brain, Dawn.
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Your brain should be on this show!
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Ah! Oh, my God! You guys!
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I can fix everything. It's all legal.
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I just need, like, $40,000.
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-What the hell is wrong with you?
-Get out of here!
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I'm finally ready to admit this,
due to bravery.
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[dramatic music playing]
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I didn't grow up poor enough
to be interesting,
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or rich enough to be a nepo baby,
and yet...
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I'm still here.
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Fighting.
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[TV turns off]
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I added Avatar to maximize searches.
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Very cool.
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At StreamBerry,
we love telling women's stories.
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That's wonderful to hear, Brad, because...
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-Wait, where's Brad?
-[tense music plays]
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There's been a merger.
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-I'm a Brad. These two are both Jess.
-[whimsical music playing]
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Look, things have been really tight
ever since the merger.
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No, no, please buy my doc.
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Come on, every female artist
has one of these.
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Eh... every famous female artist.
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I mean, sure, if you were like a J. Lo,
a Beyonc�, even a Kate Bush.
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What a comeback. "Running Up That Hill."
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It's on Stranger Things,
she hits number one.
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-Can you do that?
-By tomorrow?
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I...
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Wait, where's New Brad?
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Restructuring.
It's an exciting time to be in TV.
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I'm Jess. These are Brads.
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-So, what is this? Murder doc?
-Murder?
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-No, this is...
-Sorry. We're only buying murder.
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Watching real death
is how America relaxes and has fun.
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Do you have any true crime?
Because, boy, we at...
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Sploin Plus would eat it up.
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Oh, come on.
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I am giving you
what the French call "sex magique."
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But you just want the same old story
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about some lonely,
middle-aged, white weirdo
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who drives a van
and killed a bunch of girls?
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Wickie, are you almost done?
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I have gymnastics at 4.
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[music turns hopeful]
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Oh, yeah, we'd buy that in a heartbeat.
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I got rehired
after a wonderful stint at Amazon.
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Give me two hours, Original Brad.
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What do you mean, Grave Digger's out?
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-Honking the anthem at the Lions game.
-[Scott] You dodged a bullet.
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-You're better than a monster truck.
-I don't know that I am.
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Well, then fuck my opinion then!
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I am so sorry.
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I'm just really hormonal
from the sympathetic pregnancy.
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We're screwed,
and I sure as hell don't have $600,000.
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Wait, wait, wait. A truck driver
reading a seaplane catalog?
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He's a teamster.
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This is a set. There's gotta be
a famous around. I gotta go!
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[lively music playing]
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Wait, wait.
You're somebody, right?
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-What do I know you from?
-Everything.
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I got an IMDb page
longer than a wizard's beard.
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You're Richard Kind!
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You're Bing Bong!
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-What are you doing tomorrow?
-Why?
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My girl group booked Radio City,
we're making our comeback,
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and we haven't sold any tickets
because of a variety of reasons.
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Whoa, whoa. You got a list of problems
longer than a wizard's beard.
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I said that already. What else is long?
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CVS receipt?
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CVS receipt. That's funny.
Pretend I said that.
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Can you do something at our show?
I could use someone to move the needle.
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No, no, no.
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I'm not a needle-mover,
and that's by design.
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I've spent the past 40 years
striking the perfect balance
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between constantly working
and never getting bugged in a deli.
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And another thing...
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00:10:23,502 --> 00:10:26,332
Why would you say "another thing,"
then take a big bite?
239
00:10:26,839 --> 00:10:29,342
I mistimed it. You overshot.
240
00:10:30,134 --> 00:10:33,346
Never chase the big time.
The big time is bad news.
241
00:10:33,347 --> 00:10:36,181
That's when the fighting starts.
People get desperate.
242
00:10:36,182 --> 00:10:37,600
Friends turn on each other.
243
00:10:37,683 --> 00:10:41,228
What you want is the medium time.
244
00:10:41,229 --> 00:10:42,395
[upbeat music playing]
245
00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:45,483
Never above number five
on the call sheet of life.
246
00:10:46,525 --> 00:10:48,611
That's happiness. Look at me.
247
00:10:48,694 --> 00:10:50,655
I work every day of my life,
248
00:10:50,738 --> 00:10:52,156
doing what I love.
249
00:10:52,157 --> 00:10:54,574
Well, not today.
Today I had a doctor's appointment.
250
00:10:54,575 --> 00:10:57,662
I'm fine. And then I walk by here,
I see this spread,
251
00:10:57,663 --> 00:11:00,830
I put some tissue in my collar,
and I pretend like I'm working here.
252
00:11:00,831 --> 00:11:02,375
What is this, anyway?
253
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:03,668
Euphoria.
254
00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:06,712
Did I guest on this show?
Ah, it doesn't matter.
255
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,422
The important thing is...
256
00:11:08,423 --> 00:11:11,758
-I don't have time for this. Zendaya!
-[lilting music playing]
257
00:11:11,759 --> 00:11:13,302
Maude Apatow!
258
00:11:13,386 --> 00:11:17,556
Oh, my gosh, that conversation
was longer than a CVS receipt.
259
00:11:17,557 --> 00:11:18,932
[chuckles]
260
00:11:18,933 --> 00:11:21,143
That's funny. I just made that up.
261
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,313
What murders?
262
00:11:24,314 --> 00:11:26,981
-I didn't do anything!
-[dramatic music playing]
263
00:11:26,982 --> 00:11:28,567
I know you have a secret, Percy.
264
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,113
Wouldn't it feel good
to share it with someone?
265
00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:34,080
Yeah.
266
00:11:34,156 --> 00:11:36,742
Tell your dirty little secret, Percy.
267
00:11:37,618 --> 00:11:39,120
I'm a P.C. baby!
268
00:11:39,121 --> 00:11:40,245
A what?
269
00:11:40,246 --> 00:11:44,959
[sobbing] My mom got pregnant with me
with the stuff that comes before sperm.
270
00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:47,086
Ugh! Is that what P.C. stands for?
271
00:11:47,169 --> 00:11:49,630
No. No, you can't get pregnant from pre...
272
00:11:49,714 --> 00:11:51,340
Yes, you can!
273
00:11:51,424 --> 00:11:53,344
It's just enough genetic information
274
00:11:53,384 --> 00:11:57,304
to make what seems like a person,
but you can tell it's wrong.
275
00:11:57,388 --> 00:11:59,098
Just stop it! Focus up! Look.
276
00:11:59,181 --> 00:12:01,016
If you didn't kill those girls,
277
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:04,478
then why do we have you
confessing on tape?
278
00:12:04,562 --> 00:12:06,313
-You do?
-Hey, ladies.
279
00:12:06,397 --> 00:12:07,732
I have a confession.
280
00:12:07,815 --> 00:12:10,693
I don't have a lot of friends,
so I want to say, I love...
281
00:12:10,694 --> 00:12:11,693
Killing...
282
00:12:11,694 --> 00:12:12,820
Five... Girls...
283
00:12:12,903 --> 00:12:15,072
Oh, jeez! This is bad.
284
00:12:15,156 --> 00:12:16,282
Look, man.
285
00:12:16,365 --> 00:12:19,618
-I can only help you if you talk to me.
-[ominous music playing]
286
00:12:19,702 --> 00:12:22,788
-I think I'm starting to remember.
-That's right.
287
00:12:22,789 --> 00:12:25,707
-Why aren't you answering your phone?
-The police took it.
288
00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:28,598
-[Summer] Your mouth is worth money!
-[Wickie] Summer!
289
00:12:29,795 --> 00:12:31,535
[Wickie on screen] Hi, little baby.
290
00:12:31,536 --> 00:12:34,466
-Freaking autoplay. What is this?
-[gentle music playing]
291
00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:35,885
Auntie Wickie again.
292
00:12:36,761 --> 00:12:40,931
Look, your parents are gonna give you
a basic name,
293
00:12:41,015 --> 00:12:44,059
but I'll be there to help you overcome it.
294
00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:46,270
I'll always be there for you,
295
00:12:46,353 --> 00:12:49,273
even if you decide you want to be...
296
00:12:50,191 --> 00:12:51,275
a teacher.
297
00:12:57,948 --> 00:12:59,074
So cute.
298
00:12:59,658 --> 00:13:00,743
[Nick] Hey, Gloria.
299
00:13:00,826 --> 00:13:03,116
Dawn said you guys would wear this
at the show.
300
00:13:03,117 --> 00:13:04,662
I doubt that.
301
00:13:04,663 --> 00:13:06,833
-[door opens]
-[Nick] Right. Well-played.
302
00:13:07,082 --> 00:13:08,167
Ciao, Gloria.
303
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:10,586
Later days, Sandrine.
304
00:13:10,669 --> 00:13:11,962
[funk music playing]
305
00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:15,508
-Is that a Cigar Mommy?
-Yeah.
306
00:13:15,509 --> 00:13:16,925
[chuckles] They're so elusive.
307
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,761
It was for the group. She's a lawyer.
308
00:13:18,844 --> 00:13:21,931
Save the excuses for my sister.
I really don't care.
309
00:13:22,014 --> 00:13:25,935
Oh, good, 'cause it was the last one
on my spreadsheet.
310
00:13:26,018 --> 00:13:28,437
I have now been
with every single kind of woman.
311
00:13:28,521 --> 00:13:30,564
-Four types.
-All 178 types.
312
00:13:30,648 --> 00:13:32,191
Yeah, more, if you're gay.
313
00:13:32,192 --> 00:13:35,109
Now I gotta crunch some numbers
and see who I should grow old with.
314
00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:38,029
I'm gonna take these over to Fallon,
see if he'll wear them.
315
00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:39,406
Knock yourself out.
316
00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:42,493
[enchanting music playing]
317
00:13:45,538 --> 00:13:46,588
Wow, y'all.
318
00:13:47,373 --> 00:13:48,423
Wow.
319
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:50,835
My soul mate is...
320
00:13:54,046 --> 00:13:56,048
[lively music playing]
321
00:13:57,109 --> 00:14:01,219
-Gloria. Oh, my God. You're back.
-Caroline.
322
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,471
Before you,
323
00:14:02,555 --> 00:14:05,266
I was with no women and 87 men.
324
00:14:05,349 --> 00:14:08,435
And I was so scared
to get serious with you again,
325
00:14:08,436 --> 00:14:10,812
'cause I'd always wonder
what else was out there.
326
00:14:10,813 --> 00:14:12,480
-Gloria-
-Shut your perfect mouth.
327
00:14:12,481 --> 00:14:16,110
In the last six months,
I've been with every kind of woman.
328
00:14:16,193 --> 00:14:19,822
Female Popeye, Short Peg Bundy,
Corn-Fed Xena...
329
00:14:19,905 --> 00:14:21,907
-I know the types.
-Well, I did the math.
330
00:14:22,491 --> 00:14:24,034
And in every category...
331
00:14:24,118 --> 00:14:28,247
Cuddling, regarding, gardening,
blasting, sense of humor...
332
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:30,624
Parking, nipple-play, nice to waiters.
333
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:33,210
-I know the categories...
-You were the winner!
334
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,337
I know you miss me.
335
00:14:35,421 --> 00:14:38,371
You've been watching Critter Mouth
in late-night bursts...
336
00:14:38,372 --> 00:14:40,133
[woman]
What's up with the Thai food, babe?
337
00:14:40,134 --> 00:14:42,386
[pensive music playing]
338
00:14:42,469 --> 00:14:43,762
Dr. Bev?
339
00:14:43,763 --> 00:14:44,762
Huh?
340
00:14:44,763 --> 00:14:47,891
The only woman who ever cleaned
a cat's mouth without anesthetic.
341
00:14:47,892 --> 00:14:49,143
[chuckles nervously]
342
00:14:49,226 --> 00:14:50,352
My God.
343
00:14:50,436 --> 00:14:53,105
Glad you're a fan, but, uh...
344
00:14:53,188 --> 00:14:55,900
I'm trying to be normal right now
with my lady.
345
00:14:55,983 --> 00:14:57,109
[music stops]
346
00:14:57,192 --> 00:14:58,569
-Oh, boy.
-Sorry, Gloria.
347
00:14:58,652 --> 00:15:00,321
I had a life too.
348
00:15:00,404 --> 00:15:01,454
Totally get it.
349
00:15:01,455 --> 00:15:03,573
It's just embarrassing
because I brought you a gift.
350
00:15:03,574 --> 00:15:05,576
-Oh, no.
-Oh, that's so nice.
351
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,085
Fuck you!
352
00:15:08,329 --> 00:15:10,164
Sorry, I only had the one.
353
00:15:11,123 --> 00:15:12,173
Wait a minute.
354
00:15:12,174 --> 00:15:14,375
-I know what you're doing.
-This is beneath you.
355
00:15:14,376 --> 00:15:16,170
Here it is. And fuck you too!
356
00:15:17,713 --> 00:15:20,243
[man on PA]
Girls5eva to the stage for sound check.
357
00:15:20,244 --> 00:15:22,717
-Caroline is with Dr. Bev.
-[music stops]
358
00:15:22,718 --> 00:15:25,762
-From Critter Mouth? You can't compete.
-[woman] Welcome to OnlyFans.
359
00:15:25,763 --> 00:15:28,223
-To show your butthole, press one.
-[sobs]
360
00:15:28,307 --> 00:15:31,393
-To show your feet...
-You guys! I saved the show!
361
00:15:31,477 --> 00:15:33,277
Look who's gonna be on-stage with us.
362
00:15:33,278 --> 00:15:35,229
-Tell them your name.
-Leonard Kravitz.
363
00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:36,314
[upbeat music playing]
364
00:15:36,315 --> 00:15:37,900
Lenny Kravitz.
365
00:15:38,901 --> 00:15:41,820
You put that name on the marquee,
people buy tickets.
366
00:15:41,821 --> 00:15:43,821
-Find the lie.
-[Lenny] I'm a therapist.
367
00:15:43,822 --> 00:15:46,742
She barged into my office.
I was with a patient.
368
00:15:46,825 --> 00:15:48,410
Okay. Can you sing?
369
00:15:48,494 --> 00:15:50,537
No, but like the other Lenny,
370
00:15:50,621 --> 00:15:53,582
I have torn my pants
such that my penis popped out.
371
00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:56,085
Are you guys crazy?
We're not tricking people.
372
00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:57,336
That's insane!
373
00:15:57,337 --> 00:16:00,338
At least I'm trying. What have you done
for the group the whole tour?
374
00:16:00,339 --> 00:16:02,633
Oh, strong words. Now let's unpack this.
375
00:16:02,716 --> 00:16:04,468
Hey, get back, Kravitz!
376
00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:05,803
[tense music playing]
377
00:16:05,886 --> 00:16:08,722
I could do things. I can fake our deaths.
378
00:16:08,806 --> 00:16:10,641
I don't have any fox teeth,
379
00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:13,394
but how do you feel about beaks?
380
00:16:13,978 --> 00:16:15,854
Hmm. Do you have any falcons?
381
00:16:15,938 --> 00:16:17,868
-[music stops]
-Oh, my God, you guys!
382
00:16:17,898 --> 00:16:20,192
Look at us. This sucks.
383
00:16:20,693 --> 00:16:22,069
Richard Kind was right.
384
00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:23,361
The guy from everything?
385
00:16:23,362 --> 00:16:26,281
We're fighting, we're desperate,
we're miserable.
386
00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:28,701
-All because we went too big.
-You sure did.
387
00:16:28,702 --> 00:16:30,868
You've somehow managed
to sell zero tickets.
388
00:16:30,869 --> 00:16:34,081
Even Conan's night of Eagles covers
sold seven.
389
00:16:34,082 --> 00:16:35,081
[groaning]
390
00:16:35,082 --> 00:16:38,293
If you don't have the money,
we will be pursuing legal avenues.
391
00:16:39,545 --> 00:16:40,595
You know what?
392
00:16:41,296 --> 00:16:43,590
-Just sue me.
-What? Gloria, no.
393
00:16:43,674 --> 00:16:44,724
Hear her out.
394
00:16:45,426 --> 00:16:47,956
-No, Dawn. You're right.
-[lilting music playing]
395
00:16:48,012 --> 00:16:51,562
I've been very selfish this whole tour
and I have nothing to show for it.
396
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:56,103
Except a trail of dead animals
and something called tennis labia.
397
00:16:57,104 --> 00:16:58,154
So...
398
00:16:58,939 --> 00:17:01,400
-I'll take the fall.
-No.
399
00:17:02,484 --> 00:17:03,569
I will.
400
00:17:03,652 --> 00:17:05,821
[music turns hopeful]
401
00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:06,989
Sue me.
402
00:17:07,948 --> 00:17:11,410
But make sure your courtroom artist
can do Black hair.
403
00:17:11,411 --> 00:17:14,245
Wickie, if you're doing this
'cause you think I'm going next, I'm not.
404
00:17:14,246 --> 00:17:17,332
I just don't want you
to be on the hook for this.
405
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:19,084
This is my mess.
406
00:17:20,627 --> 00:17:24,965
And I made a promise to that little baby
that I would protect her.
407
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,183
Wickie...
408
00:17:28,886 --> 00:17:32,765
I'm glad your friendship is intact,
but that's not how any of this works.
409
00:17:32,848 --> 00:17:34,224
You are all on the hook for...
410
00:17:34,308 --> 00:17:35,392
Oh.
411
00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:37,644
You sold some seats since I last looked.
412
00:17:37,728 --> 00:17:40,731
-Actually, you sold...
-[Summer] You guys!
413
00:17:40,732 --> 00:17:43,566
-I sold out Radio City Music Hall!
-[upbeat music playing]
414
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:44,818
-What?
-How?
415
00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:47,029
Tickets are tooth gummies.
416
00:17:48,739 --> 00:17:50,449
Just multilevel marketing.
417
00:17:50,532 --> 00:17:54,203
I created a bot army
to buy our most expensive tickets,
418
00:17:54,286 --> 00:17:58,916
and that tricked the other resale bots
into thinking this was a very hot show,
419
00:17:58,999 --> 00:18:00,919
and so they started buying tickets. Ha!
420
00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:03,796
-Is this why you needed the 40 grand?
-Yes.
421
00:18:03,879 --> 00:18:06,006
-Where did you get the money?
-My mouth.
422
00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:10,135
Oh, jeez, you're faster than me.
It's on the Gray Holland song.
423
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,199
So I chewed for a man at a record company,
424
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,180
he gave me money, and then Summer took it.
425
00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:16,809
-Ah!
-[laughs] Not bad for a P.C. baby, huh?
426
00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:18,851
-A what?
-No. We are not getting into that.
427
00:18:18,852 --> 00:18:20,646
I saved the tour.
428
00:18:20,729 --> 00:18:22,564
-Come on!
-[screaming]
429
00:18:22,648 --> 00:18:24,274
-Oh, my God.
-Yay!
430
00:18:24,358 --> 00:18:25,734
Get off me.
431
00:18:25,818 --> 00:18:27,194
Well, congratulations.
432
00:18:27,277 --> 00:18:30,572
You gamed the system,
and the bots have driven the prices up
433
00:18:30,656 --> 00:18:32,366
to $4000 a ticket.
434
00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:33,407
What?!
435
00:18:33,408 --> 00:18:36,161
So there's no way
any actual humans are coming.
436
00:18:36,162 --> 00:18:37,829
You don't even need to do the show.
437
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:38,880
[music stops]
438
00:18:38,881 --> 00:18:41,457
Are you kidding?
We're still doing the show!
439
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:44,378
-We are living legends!
-Summer's screaming too!
440
00:18:44,461 --> 00:18:47,297
[dramatic rock music playing]
441
00:18:47,381 --> 00:18:49,341
[music continues over speakers]
442
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:57,432
[thunder crashing over speakers]
443
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,729
[music stops]
444
00:19:02,813 --> 00:19:05,149
What's up, New York City?
445
00:19:05,232 --> 00:19:07,317
[echoing]
446
00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:09,820
[scattered applause]
447
00:19:09,903 --> 00:19:12,197
[whooping and cheering]
448
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,158
Let's go!
449
00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:16,368
? Returnity ?
450
00:19:16,451 --> 00:19:18,829
? This comeback's gonna last forever ?
451
00:19:18,912 --> 00:19:20,747
? Returnity ?
452
00:19:20,831 --> 00:19:23,208
? Never gonna not un-comeback now ?
453
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,960
? Returnity ?
454
00:19:25,043 --> 00:19:27,337
? Always gonna never stop restarting ?
455
00:19:27,421 --> 00:19:29,339
? Never gonna end not un-beginning ?
456
00:19:29,423 --> 00:19:33,051
? Don't un-try to un-stop us now ?
457
00:19:33,135 --> 00:19:34,970
? Every year when my son's school ?
458
00:19:35,053 --> 00:19:37,848
? Sends out their class list
With parents' names ?
459
00:19:37,931 --> 00:19:40,017
? The first thing I do is Google them ?
460
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:44,146
? To see what they paid
For their apartments ?
461
00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:48,775
? Get it, get it off your chest ?
462
00:19:48,859 --> 00:19:51,987
? Get it, get it off your chest ?
463
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,406
? I don't know what to do with batteries ?
464
00:19:54,489 --> 00:19:57,034
? So I just throw them in the river ?
465
00:19:57,534 --> 00:20:02,873
? I give bigger tips
To unattractive people ?
466
00:20:02,956 --> 00:20:06,585
? I only like people who like me
But be careful ?
467
00:20:06,668 --> 00:20:10,214
? If you like me too much
It has the opposite effect ?
468
00:20:10,297 --> 00:20:13,133
? And I find you desperate ?
469
00:20:13,217 --> 00:20:14,717
? Get it, get it off your chest... ?
470
00:20:14,718 --> 00:20:15,801
What is this?
471
00:20:15,802 --> 00:20:18,931
I bought a $9000 ticket
just because it was expensive.
472
00:20:19,014 --> 00:20:23,185
-? I once masturbated in a hospital bed ?
-? So did I ?
473
00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:25,478
? Kick down the doors, no locks
I don't need a key ?
474
00:20:25,479 --> 00:20:27,480
? Eyes down here
Yeah, I'm the centerpiece ?
475
00:20:27,481 --> 00:20:29,232
? Animal queendom, feline synergy ?
476
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:31,192
? Kicking down the doors
Big pussy energy ?
477
00:20:31,193 --> 00:20:34,403
? I don't care if you like me
Swagger that says you just met somebody ?
478
00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:38,254
? Confidence boosted by Vitamin P
Kicking down the doors, big pussy energy ?
479
00:20:38,867 --> 00:20:40,953
? In memoriam... ?
480
00:20:41,036 --> 00:20:46,250
? Not making it about me ?
481
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,377
? In memoriam... ?
482
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:53,423
? Honoring their dignity ?
483
00:20:53,507 --> 00:20:57,844
-? Yeah, yeah, yeah ?
-? In memoriam ?
484
00:20:57,928 --> 00:21:04,935
? This song is all about them ?
485
00:21:05,978 --> 00:21:08,730
? Then shrug it out
Shrug it out, shrug it out ?
486
00:21:08,814 --> 00:21:10,899
? Pop your hip, front dip, jacket zip ?
487
00:21:10,983 --> 00:21:13,151
? Hat tip, chef's kiss, doggie wrists ?
488
00:21:13,235 --> 00:21:14,736
? You can't handle this ?
489
00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:17,781
Oh, yeah, it's the Splingee, y'all.
490
00:21:20,575 --> 00:21:21,625
[Dawn] Well...
491
00:21:22,286 --> 00:21:25,998
we have been losing our minds
trying to get here.
492
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,835
[sighs] But yesterday,
493
00:21:29,918 --> 00:21:33,255
I met someone who reminded me
to keep it simple.
494
00:21:34,172 --> 00:21:38,885
I don't know about you, but I want
to do what I love for a very long time.
495
00:21:40,095 --> 00:21:41,305
This is a new one.
496
00:21:42,014 --> 00:21:44,516
[playing soulful pop melody]
497
00:21:44,599 --> 00:21:47,644
? Sometimes I look around ?
498
00:21:49,354 --> 00:21:52,232
? My heart is aching ?
499
00:21:53,317 --> 00:21:58,113
? All the mistakes I keep making ?
500
00:21:58,196 --> 00:22:03,827
? All the roads I've taken ?
501
00:22:04,661 --> 00:22:07,873
? I met a wise man ?
502
00:22:08,582 --> 00:22:13,545
? Who came when I needed reminding ?
503
00:22:13,628 --> 00:22:18,425
? That everything you ever need
Is provided ?
504
00:22:18,508 --> 00:22:25,515
? Just be kind
And trust that you're trying to grow ?
505
00:22:26,641 --> 00:22:28,518
? Grow ?
506
00:22:29,186 --> 00:22:33,482
? Good things come slow ?
507
00:22:34,149 --> 00:22:36,693
? Not too high ?
508
00:22:36,777 --> 00:22:38,737
? Not too low ?
509
00:22:38,820 --> 00:22:41,782
? We're the medium time ?
510
00:22:41,865 --> 00:22:46,370
? Staying in the middle
Is the only way to go ?
511
00:22:47,245 --> 00:22:49,081
? Grow ?
512
00:22:49,623 --> 00:22:54,378
? Trust time will know ?
513
00:22:54,461 --> 00:22:58,965
? That the middle
Is the riddle of it all ?
514
00:22:59,633 --> 00:23:06,640
? And the medium time
Is just fine for now ?
515
00:23:07,808 --> 00:23:09,518
? Grow ?
516
00:23:10,185 --> 00:23:14,981
? Trust time will know ?
517
00:23:15,065 --> 00:23:20,070
? That the middle
Is the riddle of it all ?
518
00:23:20,153 --> 00:23:23,115
? And the medium time ?
519
00:23:23,198 --> 00:23:28,036
? Is just fine for now ?
520
00:23:29,579 --> 00:23:30,747
[whooping]
521
00:23:30,831 --> 00:23:32,521
-Yeah! [whistles]
-[cheering]
522
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,127
[upbeat music playing]
523
00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:37,129
[Scott] Excellent! Excellent!
524
00:23:38,422 --> 00:23:40,173
Thank you, New York City!
525
00:23:40,257 --> 00:23:42,217
[Gloria] Happy Thanksgiving!
526
00:23:42,717 --> 00:23:45,303
-Oh!
-[laughs]
527
00:23:47,889 --> 00:23:51,435
Guys, we just played Radio City.
528
00:23:51,518 --> 00:23:53,145
Hey, why are my toes wet?
529
00:23:53,146 --> 00:23:54,270
[gasps]
530
00:23:54,271 --> 00:23:56,231
-Oh, my God. Did my water break?
-Yes.
531
00:23:56,314 --> 00:23:59,484
Scott, get up here!
It's the second baby! It's gonna shoot.
532
00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:01,111
It's gonna just shoot out.
533
00:24:01,194 --> 00:24:06,450
Angus, how do you expect Snuggly Bear
to nap in Dr. Hippo's pajamas?
534
00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:09,161
I'm going to ask Mummy
to cut your head off.
535
00:24:09,911 --> 00:24:13,457
Richard Kind is in this one too?
Goddamn, that guy's got a work ethic.
536
00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:14,833
[upbeat music playing]
537
00:24:14,916 --> 00:24:17,127
-Look who's home!
-Oh, my gosh.
538
00:24:18,378 --> 00:24:20,213
That ain't no pig.
539
00:24:20,297 --> 00:24:21,756
Hi, baby.
540
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,175
[Summer] Hey, listen.
541
00:24:23,176 --> 00:24:26,093
Don't worry if the mother-daughter bond
hasn't kicked in yet.
542
00:24:26,094 --> 00:24:27,179
For me and Stevia,
543
00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:30,389
it really wasn't until we started
watching Below Deck together.
544
00:24:30,390 --> 00:24:32,016
-Thank you, Summer.
-[Sheawn] Scott,
545
00:24:32,017 --> 00:24:34,268
I made a couple hundred pounds
of mac and cheese.
546
00:24:34,269 --> 00:24:35,437
It's in your bathtub.
547
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,439
-Oh.
-Moment of truth.
548
00:24:38,565 --> 00:24:41,234
What is the dumb name
I need to help her overcome?
549
00:24:42,152 --> 00:24:43,612
Her name is Lesley.
550
00:24:43,613 --> 00:24:46,489
-Ugh. Hate it. Basic. Already forgotten.
-[whimsical music playing]
551
00:24:46,490 --> 00:24:47,949
Wait. After who?
552
00:24:48,033 --> 00:24:49,534
What, Lesley Stahl?
553
00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:50,668
No.
554
00:24:51,369 --> 00:24:52,704
After you, Wickie.
555
00:24:53,371 --> 00:24:55,499
[gentle music playing]
556
00:24:55,582 --> 00:24:57,083
Little Lee-Lee?
557
00:24:58,418 --> 00:25:00,837
Hi, Little Lee-Lee!
558
00:25:00,921 --> 00:25:02,255
Nobody ever hurt her!
559
00:25:02,339 --> 00:25:04,841
Looks like a Tawny to me.
But yeah, sure, why not?
560
00:25:06,426 --> 00:25:07,761
This!
561
00:25:07,844 --> 00:25:09,679
My girls!
562
00:25:09,763 --> 00:25:11,681
My normie!
563
00:25:11,765 --> 00:25:13,350
Now I'm an auntie.
564
00:25:14,226 --> 00:25:17,854
-You know, this might be all I need.
-[poignant music playing]
565
00:25:17,938 --> 00:25:21,775
Oh, God. Maybe we don't need
to chase fame so hard.
566
00:25:22,901 --> 00:25:25,153
Maybe happiness isn't in the big time.
567
00:25:26,321 --> 00:25:28,406
-It's in the medium time.
-Yes.
568
00:25:28,407 --> 00:25:30,491
That's what my song is about.
You're quoting it.
569
00:25:30,492 --> 00:25:33,662
Shut the fuck up.
I hear myself singing somewhere.
570
00:25:33,745 --> 00:25:35,497
[Wickie on TV] ? Yesternights ?
571
00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:37,930
Prince Andrew is stuck
in the Fluff-Side Down.
572
00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:41,253
It's his preferred world.
Turn that song up.
573
00:25:41,336 --> 00:25:43,880
We need to keep him tethered to reality.
574
00:25:43,964 --> 00:25:48,176
? Yesternights ?
575
00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:49,678
? Of nights... ?
576
00:25:49,761 --> 00:25:52,222
"Yesternights" is in the finale
of The Crown.
577
00:25:52,305 --> 00:25:54,224
My God. You're gonna Kate Bush.
578
00:25:54,307 --> 00:25:55,850
? Yesternights ?
579
00:25:55,934 --> 00:25:58,770
-It's Nance Trace.
-Oh, my gosh.
580
00:25:58,771 --> 00:26:02,856
-[in British accent] Wickie Roy's office.
-[Nance] I know it's you, Wickie.
581
00:26:02,857 --> 00:26:06,027
Sony wants you to do a song
for their female Garfield movie.
582
00:26:06,028 --> 00:26:08,153
[in normal voice]
I'm still a package deal, Nance.
583
00:26:08,154 --> 00:26:10,532
Girls5eva or nothing.
584
00:26:10,615 --> 00:26:13,076
Well, that's stupid,
but you've got the heat.
585
00:26:15,370 --> 00:26:19,165
What about the medium time?
I thought you agreed with my song.
586
00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:23,320
-[upbeat music playing]
-Wickie. Come on, are we doing this?
587
00:26:23,378 --> 00:26:24,428
Nance?
588
00:26:26,298 --> 00:26:27,632
The answer is...
589
00:26:30,594 --> 00:26:33,680
? Get it, get it off your chest ?
590
00:26:33,763 --> 00:26:36,558
? Get it, get it off your chest ?
591
00:26:36,641 --> 00:26:41,688
? I count anxiety dreams as working out ?
592
00:26:41,771 --> 00:26:46,526
? And I can't count the number of times
I called my Alexa a cunt ?
593
00:26:46,610 --> 00:26:48,778
? Neither can we ?
594
00:26:48,862 --> 00:26:50,822
? There's a type of euphoria ?
595
00:26:50,905 --> 00:26:53,199
? That can only be reached by ?
596
00:26:53,283 --> 00:26:56,119
? Dragging a foot with athlete's foot ?
597
00:26:56,202 --> 00:26:59,247
? Vigorously across a carpet ?
598
00:26:59,331 --> 00:27:01,541
? I'd like to think I'm a hero ?
599
00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:04,169
? But I bet when the apocalypse comes ?
600
00:27:04,252 --> 00:27:06,463
? I'll be one of those losers ?
601
00:27:06,546 --> 00:27:10,342
? Who needs to be
Dragged around on a sled ?
602
00:27:10,425 --> 00:27:12,969
? Sometimes when I'm driving
I close my eyes ?
603
00:27:13,053 --> 00:27:16,514
? And count to five
Just to see what happens ?
604
00:27:16,598 --> 00:27:19,100
? Get it, get it off your chest ?
605
00:27:19,101 --> 00:27:21,977
-? Okay, here's a genuine question ?
-? Get it, get it off your chest ?
606
00:27:21,978 --> 00:27:25,523
? Are all people with red hair
And freckles ?
607
00:27:25,607 --> 00:27:27,150
? Morning people? ?
608
00:27:27,233 --> 00:27:31,363
? Because I swear
I've never seen one at night ?
609
00:27:31,446 --> 00:27:34,658
-? Show me a redhead at night! ?
-? Is it bad ?
610
00:27:34,741 --> 00:27:38,536
? That some of the best times I've had
With my son ?
611
00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:42,791
? Are when he has a little fever? ?
612
00:27:42,874 --> 00:27:45,377
-? He's so calm and cuddly ?
-? It's a little bad ?
613
00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:50,090
? I lived in Usher's guesthouse
For two years ?
614
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,594
? He never knew! Ha! ?
615
00:27:54,644 --> 00:27:59,194
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