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[upbeat music playing]
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[Wickie] To our hustle!
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-[all cheering]
-[Summer laughs] Ah!
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This is how I was meant to travel.
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Private, high emissions...
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We blazed through the airport.
Zero security.
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I stuffed a bunch of teddy bears
with baking soda
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just to see if they'd catch it.
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They didn't. Ah!
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-Rock 'n' roll!
-There are no rules for the rich!
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Oh, Dawnie, please don't ruin this for us.
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Yeah, no big moral stands
about playing our old songs.
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I'm not gonna say anything.
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This is just a rich lady's birthday party.
Everybody does these and for worse people.
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Beyonc� performed for the Gaddafis,
Usher performed for the Gaddafis,
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Bon Jovi performed for the Gaddafis.
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Time wipe, four minutes later,
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the Gaddafi examples finally wrap up
with Nelly Furtado.
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I'm not gonna screw up this gig.
It's 30 grand.
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Yeah, and we need every single cent
for Radio City.
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We need costumes,
dancers, professional HMU
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because two of us are
straight-up roadkill without makeup on.
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You know what?
This might be real cocaine in this one.
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Because back in the day,
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Stephen Dorff did give me
a teddy bear for Valentine's Day.
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Am I talking like twice as loud
as I should be?
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Yeah, I'll be fine, even though
our old music was pretty toxic.
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? Second wife is the best life ?
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? Ooh, my stepson is hot ?
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You know what? If this money supports
our real art, I'm good.
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Bob Dylan did Victoria's Secret,
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Ozzy Osbourne did
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
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Time wipe,
she ends with Matt Damon for crypto.
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I wanna do a list too.
It's alphabetical dogs.
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Affenpinscher, Afghan, Airedale...
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["Famous 5eva" plays]
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? Gonna be famous 5eva
'Cause 4eva's too short ?
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? It's too short ?
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? Gonna be famous 3-gether
'Cause that's one more than 2-gether ?
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? Gonna be famous 5eva
'Cause 4eva's too short ?
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? So, what are you waiting five? ?
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? Girls5eva ?
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[lively music playing]
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[Gloria] ...Weimaraner, Yorkie-poo,
Yorkshire terrier,
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Yugoslavian hound, and zebra dog!
[whoops] Nailed it!
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Ooh. This place is nice.
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[Summer] This looks like
a Taylor Swift video!
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[whimsical music playing]
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-Girls5eva!
-Hi!
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I'm Danny, Taffy's assistant,
best friend, and food surrogate.
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She is so excited
you're playing her party.
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-[Gloria] So are we!
-[Dawn] So are we.
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-Okay.
-Oh, my God, it's amazing.
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Apple is serving me an album
of "Lunch Lord Memories."
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-Oh, I miss my normie.
-You two are cute together.
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-[Wickie] Yeah.
-[Dawn] Is that Sheawn's son?
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Oh, maybe.
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Girls5eva!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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-I'm Taffy England!
-[Gloria] Oh, hi!
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[all laugh]
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Ooh, your stairs have curves.
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-Wow.
-[gasps] And look at all your jewelry.
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Oh, birthday, birthday, anniversary,
fight, Christmas, Christmas fight,
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Dog Mother's Day, dog died, car accident,
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birthday, birthday,
wasn't pregnant, new dog,
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felt ignored at a Buccaneers game,
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-Juneteenth, birthday...
-Um.
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What do you think Juneteenth is?
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The start of summer. Whoo!
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-[woman] Hey, Taffy.
-Mm-hm?
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When I do baskets at the party,
how many do you want?
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Should I do your age? Would that be cute?
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So cute, Rebecca Lobo.
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Is that really Rebecca Lobo?
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Because when I do coke,
I always see Rebecca Lobo.
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-Wait, we're not the only ones performing?
-Nope.
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-[dramatic music playing]
-You guys are gonna die,
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because the theme of my birthday party is:
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"My posters come to life!"
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Every poster I had
on my teenage bedroom wall, it's here,
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brought to life by money.
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Rebecca Lobo, you guys,
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a real Monet, Zeke from California High.
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-Oh, Zeke was so cool.
-[whimsical music playing]
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Christ. Who melted Zeke?
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He was in his 50s
when they shot that show.
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[gasps] Oh, my gosh!
Pixie Jones is gonna be here?
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She was my absolute favorite guest
on Summer & Kev's Variety Hour.
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["What if the World was Round?" playing]
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? What if the world was round ?
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[audience applauds]
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? And love made a sound? ?
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? And what if the trees could vote? ?
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? Would we still turn them into boats? ?
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-I love this party.
-Me too! [laughs]
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But can I be secret?
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I'm most excited that you guys are here.
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Seriously, I used to stare up
at your guys' poster...
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RIP Ashley, by the way.
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...and pretend I was in Girls5eva.
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Like, I know all the choreo.
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[Dawn] Yes!
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-Yes, yes, yes.
-Oh, wait, and the boobs.
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[Summer] Oh, yeah. Drop it.
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-[Summer whoops]
-[laughing]
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By the Power of Grayskull!
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-Torque.
-[dramatic sting plays]
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Amazing, right?
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I was so bummed when you two broke up.
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It was actually
just a publicity relationship
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because his wife
he met in high school was boring.
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[techno music playing]
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We never got to be alone together,
even though I did develop feelings.
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-Torque was so hot.
-[whimsical music playing]
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I wonder what he looks like now.
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-Oh, my...
-That's actually him.
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Why was he so still?
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-[sultry music playing]
-[Wickie] This could be trouble.
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You know you guys
were my first concert, right?
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You were on the bill
for the Disney Summer Spectacular
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hosted by Jar Jar Binks and Bill Cosby.
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-Oh, yeah.
-Fun memory.
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'Cause backstage,
Fred Durst and Kid Rock realized
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you could fill Super Soakers
with liquid shit.
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-[Gloria] Yeah.
-[tense, pensive music playing]
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-Can I talk to you for a sec?
-[Taffy] I'm gonna go over here now.
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Dude, your vibe sucks.
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-I might know someone with some coke.
-Okay.
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Listen, just let it all out,
so you act normal.
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Just tell me what you're burying.
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I'm sorry I'm not feeling nostalgic
about the 2000s.
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I'm embarrassed, okay?
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There was a countdown clock
to when we became legal,
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and yet there wasn't one
for Frankie Muniz.
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-Did you want one, you creep?
-No.
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-I'm just proud we're finally artists now.
-Don't say "artists."
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We've honed our craft.
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-Or "craft."
-I'm just not interested in looking back.
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I think the best move here
is you don't talk to Taffy at all.
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Okay, I won't.
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[lilting music playing]
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Thank you.
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I need a Vodka Orbitz,
extra weird little balls.
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Oh, God.
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-Hey, girl.
-[sultry music playing]
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Torque.
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We haven't seen each other
since our publicists broke us up
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to promote SnackWell's Cookies for One.
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How's Purse Holder?
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What was her name, your wife?
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I don't know. We weren't into labels.
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But we're done.
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We couldn't handle being long distance
when I shot Step Up in Space...
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in space.
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-? Step Up in Space ?
-? Space, space ?
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? Searching for the best dancer
In the universe ?
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Your move, Mars.
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[dramatic music playing]
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So...
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you're single?
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-Mm-hm.
-Hmm.
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You wanna know something,
like, kind of embarrassing?
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It's about you.
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If it's about the time I puked at Benihana
and it started cooking,
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and the guy tried to flip it into his hat,
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then no.
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I know we weren't a legit couple...
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but I always wondered
what it would have been like if we were.
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[gasps]
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I gotta go do a Mike check.
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'Cause my friend Mike
is having a really hard time right now.
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Then I gotta do a mic check.
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Then maybe you and I can have
some alone time for real?
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[Wickie] Mm. [chuckles]
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We'll see, kitty cat.
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[Wickie meows]
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[music fades]
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-Surprise!
-What the hell?
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Hi!
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Oh, pretty bird, you look so good!
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Pixie, it's me, your old friend Summer.
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Oh, I know. I wear pants now.
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You think we're friends?
You ruined my song!
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? And what if God had a daughter? ?
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[both vocalizing]
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? Ah-Scooby
A-Scooby-dooby-dooby ?
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? Skee-ba-da-ba
La-la, la-lee-la... ?
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? Shoney's and Shoney's
And shrimpfest is back ?
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Why did you start scatting?
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I don't know, I was just really,
like, into the music.
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I was feeling the vibe.
You were scatting too.
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Because you pointed at me
and shouted, "Now you scat!"
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Now you scat!
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? Scattered, smothered ?
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? Chunked, peppered, diced, and covered ?
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? That's how I want my potatoes ?
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That song was supposed to be
my next single, but it became a joke.
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But jokes are so fun.
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Like Mrs. Maisel. [laughs]
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That lady is not even Jewish,
and neither is Tony Shalhoub.
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Thanks to you,
my label didn't even release
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"What if the World was Round?"
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-[tense music playing]
-[gasps] Oh!
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Frank Caliendo played me on Mad TV.
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[Summer] Oh, Pixie.
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[Summer gasps]
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Oh, Dawn. Hey, girl, hey!
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Can you do "Sweet'N Low Daddy"?
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It is my favorite song
from the Heartbreakers soundtrack.
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["Sweet'N Low Daddy" playing]
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? We're looking for a Sweet'N Low daddy ?
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? A love that's artificial
But his wallet makes us happy, happy ?
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-? But real talk ?
-? Real talk ?
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? When are you gonna die? ?
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? When are you gonna die?! ?
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Please? Pretty, pretty please?
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Look, I had your costumes made.
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Remember this little lady? [laughs]
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Thank you. You are my best friend.
I would die for you. [laughs]
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Oh, Crandall, baby, come here.
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Do you wanna meet Dawn from Girls5eva?
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No way, fuck you!
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Not you, babe, work.
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Love you.
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Hi, Dawn.
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Nah, just tell them you found
the bones somewhere else.
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That's it, that's it.
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-Yes, we'll get this construction going.
-[dramatic music playing]
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[Dawn] Gloria, get up.
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Ah! [groans]
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[music stops]
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I am so jetlagged.
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We didn't change time zones.
You crashed from the coke.
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I can't leave my mouth locked.
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Taffy married a Sweet'N Low daddy
and it's our fault.
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I am gonna put you in a goddamn bag.
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Our old shitty songs
wormed into her squishy teen brain
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-and made her want this:
-[Taffy gasps]
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That's hilarious.
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When's the funeral?
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I love it.
243
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-What else you got in there?
-Oh, sweetie, for you...
244
00:10:51,405 --> 00:10:53,949
We didn't invent the idea
of a sugar daddy.
245
00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:56,577
Women have always traded puss for boots.
246
00:10:56,661 --> 00:10:57,953
[laughs] Puss for boots!
247
00:10:58,037 --> 00:10:59,497
We found the clever one.
248
00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:02,500
-Danny's fun. I'm going with him.
-Oh, my God.
249
00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,543
-Party, Danny?
-Hmm. Let's do it.
250
00:11:04,627 --> 00:11:06,295
[whimsical music playing]
251
00:11:07,213 --> 00:11:08,714
-Oh, my God.
-[Wickie] Dawn!
252
00:11:09,632 --> 00:11:12,162
Torque is giving me
a massive Home Alone doorknob.
253
00:11:12,218 --> 00:11:14,261
-A what?
-You know in Home Alone?
254
00:11:14,345 --> 00:11:18,307
When Kevin heats up that doorknob
until it's glowing red-hot?
255
00:11:18,391 --> 00:11:19,934
I have that for Torque.
256
00:11:20,017 --> 00:11:22,895
Ugh.
Don't use a Christmas movie like that.
257
00:11:22,978 --> 00:11:28,067
But, wow, you've been with the lunch lord
for what, like four months?
258
00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:30,528
-This is a record for you, Wickie.
-Excuse me?
259
00:11:30,611 --> 00:11:34,365
Well, no offense, but usually,
you just kind of do whatever you want
260
00:11:34,448 --> 00:11:36,867
-and not think about anybody else.
-Receipts!
261
00:11:36,868 --> 00:11:39,411
You were in love with Bell
until Biv was interested,
262
00:11:39,412 --> 00:11:41,955
and then you ditched Biv
as soon as DeVoe came calling.
263
00:11:41,956 --> 00:11:43,332
Oh, she gonna pork Torque?
264
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:46,167
She's at the part where she's pretending
she doesn't know what to do.
265
00:11:46,168 --> 00:11:47,908
I'm not pretending. This is serious.
266
00:11:47,909 --> 00:11:50,505
[in unison]
This time I'm really not sure what to do!
267
00:11:50,506 --> 00:11:52,591
Oh! Forget you.
268
00:11:52,675 --> 00:11:55,219
Oh, God. Who can I talk to about this?
269
00:11:55,302 --> 00:11:57,472
Who will listen
and treat me like a person?
270
00:11:57,555 --> 00:12:00,599
-[pensive music playing]
-Oh.
271
00:12:00,683 --> 00:12:02,059
This might be awkward.
272
00:12:04,228 --> 00:12:05,563
Dawnie,
273
00:12:05,646 --> 00:12:08,482
Pixie did not like how I sang her song.
274
00:12:08,566 --> 00:12:10,401
Oh. When you scatted?
275
00:12:10,484 --> 00:12:12,236
[gasps] Did you not like it either?
276
00:12:12,319 --> 00:12:15,389
Don't feel bad, Sum.
We all took regrettable swings back then.
277
00:12:15,406 --> 00:12:16,991
[rap music playing]
278
00:12:17,074 --> 00:12:18,909
Shabba!
279
00:12:18,993 --> 00:12:21,412
This is Rap Dance.
280
00:12:21,495 --> 00:12:23,372
Rap dance is like this:
281
00:12:23,456 --> 00:12:24,540
Bam! Bam!
282
00:12:24,623 --> 00:12:26,208
And: Bam! Bam!
283
00:12:27,501 --> 00:12:30,087
But... [groans] I can't have Pixie hate me.
284
00:12:30,171 --> 00:12:31,255
I'm Summer.
285
00:12:31,338 --> 00:12:33,382
Being hated is a part of being a grownup.
286
00:12:33,383 --> 00:12:35,550
You just have to suck it up
and deal, Summer.
287
00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:38,053
No, I have to figure out a way to fix this
288
00:12:38,054 --> 00:12:40,180
and make up
for what I did to her back then.
289
00:12:40,181 --> 00:12:42,475
[gasps] Is the HGH working, baby?
290
00:12:44,226 --> 00:12:46,145
Same, girl, same.
291
00:12:47,021 --> 00:12:50,941
Okay, I have a problem,
and you take me seriously.
292
00:12:50,942 --> 00:12:53,318
-[whimsical music playing]
-Torque is here,
293
00:12:53,319 --> 00:12:55,738
and I have a Home Alone doorknob for him.
294
00:12:56,572 --> 00:12:57,740
Okay.
295
00:12:57,823 --> 00:12:59,617
A little weird you calling me,
296
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:03,496
but I did say
you could always tell me anything.
297
00:13:03,579 --> 00:13:06,707
So I guess I appreciate your honesty.
298
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:09,710
And I know you two have history,
299
00:13:09,794 --> 00:13:11,003
and he's gorgeous.
300
00:13:11,086 --> 00:13:12,338
He is, right?
301
00:13:12,421 --> 00:13:13,471
I'm sorry.
302
00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:18,719
Well, end of the day,
I'd probably forgive you.
303
00:13:19,345 --> 00:13:20,395
I'd be sad.
304
00:13:20,471 --> 00:13:24,141
I'd cry, and listen
to Annie Lennox in the tub,
305
00:13:24,225 --> 00:13:26,894
and tell everybody I'm fine.
306
00:13:27,686 --> 00:13:30,147
-[dramatic music playing]
-But inside of me...
307
00:13:30,231 --> 00:13:31,281
I'm dying.
308
00:13:31,315 --> 00:13:32,399
You'd forgive me?
309
00:13:32,483 --> 00:13:34,235
-[scoffs]
-Okay, bye!
310
00:13:34,318 --> 00:13:35,945
[whimsical music playing]
311
00:13:36,695 --> 00:13:39,698
Taffy asked me
to do a big introduction for her,
312
00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:41,741
but she can't hear me behind these doors,
313
00:13:41,742 --> 00:13:44,786
and I'm leaving in three months
to be a cruise prostitute, so...
314
00:13:44,787 --> 00:13:47,998
-Taffy England!
-[guests cheering and applauding]
315
00:13:48,082 --> 00:13:50,084
[pop music playing over speakers]
316
00:13:51,085 --> 00:13:52,837
[Taffy] I'm 37!
317
00:14:01,262 --> 00:14:04,640
Brava! You look super krunk, Taffy.
318
00:14:04,723 --> 00:14:07,017
It's the iconic catsuit from the video!
319
00:14:07,101 --> 00:14:09,979
[laughs] From Weird Al's
"Oops, I Farted Again" parody.
320
00:14:10,062 --> 00:14:11,438
Couldn't get Britney's.
321
00:14:11,522 --> 00:14:14,191
Speaking of great stories,
tell me about Crandall.
322
00:14:14,275 --> 00:14:16,735
-Is this your house he moved into, or...?
-Or.
323
00:14:16,819 --> 00:14:19,780
Crandall's the super rich one.
I think from real estate.
324
00:14:19,781 --> 00:14:23,032
He owns a baseball team with a name
that honors a group's heritage.
325
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:24,952
And you guys met...?
326
00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:26,245
At a Swarovski.
327
00:14:26,246 --> 00:14:29,205
I was working, and he came in
looking for a gift for his wife.
328
00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:31,291
He described her,
and she sounded like she sucked,
329
00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:33,793
and I was like,
"You can do so much better," and he did.
330
00:14:33,794 --> 00:14:34,844
-[laughs]
-Mm.
331
00:14:34,845 --> 00:14:36,004
["Your Wife Sux" playing]
332
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:39,592
? Your wife sucks
We're better than her ?
333
00:14:39,675 --> 00:14:41,427
? Never met her once ?
334
00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:43,679
? But, but we're better than her ?
335
00:14:43,762 --> 00:14:45,014
Um...
336
00:14:45,097 --> 00:14:46,223
-Taffy...
-Mm?
337
00:14:46,307 --> 00:14:47,391
...you seem super smart.
338
00:14:47,474 --> 00:14:51,204
Yeah, it was my idea to kill the egrets
so we could build a pickleball court.
339
00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:55,274
Look, hey, I am proof that it's never
too late to follow your dreams.
340
00:14:55,357 --> 00:14:58,127
So tell me, what did you wanna be
when you were younger?
341
00:14:58,193 --> 00:15:00,321
Did you ever want more for yourself?
342
00:15:00,404 --> 00:15:02,823
More? What more could I want?
343
00:15:02,907 --> 00:15:03,991
I have the most.
344
00:15:03,992 --> 00:15:06,951
I throw amazing parties and I've been
to every country with a Nordstrom.
345
00:15:06,952 --> 00:15:08,287
No, sorry, sorry.
346
00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:13,042
I just thought maybe you might have had
dreams of cutting hair or something.
347
00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:15,919
The hair I get comes pre-cut,
so that doesn't even make any sense.
348
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,379
And I didn't pay you to, like,
come here and judge my life.
349
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,341
-No, no, no.
-You know what?
350
00:15:20,424 --> 00:15:24,094
Maybe I'm misremembering.
Maybe I never had a Girls5eva poster.
351
00:15:24,178 --> 00:15:26,847
-[tense music playing]
-[Dawn] No, no. Yes, you did.
352
00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:29,725
Rebecca Lobo can just do more baskets.
353
00:15:29,808 --> 00:15:31,727
Wait, how many more?
354
00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:33,687
An artist prepares!
355
00:15:33,771 --> 00:15:34,855
What did you do?
356
00:15:35,564 --> 00:15:36,690
Nothing.
357
00:15:36,774 --> 00:15:39,526
She just changed her mind
and now she hates posters.
358
00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:40,660
[gasps]
359
00:15:40,694 --> 00:15:42,529
You said something, didn't you?
360
00:15:43,572 --> 00:15:47,117
Oh, you are so lucky
that I am riding the dopamine serpent,
361
00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:51,664
and the only thing in the world I want
right now is to be the hero and fix this!
362
00:15:51,747 --> 00:15:54,458
Please welcome the cast of Bring It On,
363
00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:58,420
except for Kirsten Dunst
and Gabrielle Union!
364
00:15:58,504 --> 00:16:00,547
[cheerleaders] Bring it on! Bring it on!
365
00:16:00,631 --> 00:16:02,591
-Taffy, wait!
-What?
366
00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:05,218
You wanna judge me too?
Just 'cause I married a rich oldie
367
00:16:05,219 --> 00:16:08,054
and take an ALS drug 'cause
one of the side effects is fuller lashes?
368
00:16:08,055 --> 00:16:09,515
Nah, I'm cool.
369
00:16:09,598 --> 00:16:11,684
Look, don't worry about Dawn.
370
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,268
We all hate that bitch.
371
00:16:13,352 --> 00:16:15,270
I'm lying. You're my sister.
372
00:16:15,354 --> 00:16:17,815
I don't want her performing at my party.
373
00:16:17,898 --> 00:16:20,985
What if she didn't?
What if you did her part instead?
374
00:16:22,194 --> 00:16:24,488
Come on, you said you know the choreo.
375
00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:25,621
[Taffy] What?
376
00:16:27,074 --> 00:16:30,661
You want me to be
in Girls5eva tonight? Really?
377
00:16:31,286 --> 00:16:33,622
Oh, my God, yes! Yes! [gasps]
378
00:16:33,706 --> 00:16:35,624
So this fixes everything.
379
00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:38,669
You could be up onstage,
you could be doing your thing,
380
00:16:38,752 --> 00:16:42,339
and the lady you're mad at
isn't up there ruining it. Blam-o!
381
00:16:42,423 --> 00:16:44,508
I know how to get Pixie to like me again.
382
00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:47,678
Hey, Taffy. Could I borrow you for a sec?
383
00:16:48,387 --> 00:16:50,431
Oh, hi. No, no, no!
384
00:16:50,514 --> 00:16:56,186
Taffy, you have to let Pixie sing
"What if the World Was Round?" tonight.
385
00:16:56,187 --> 00:16:57,854
That song with all the scatting?
386
00:16:57,855 --> 00:17:00,857
-There's not supposed to be any in it!
-[Summer] No, that was all me.
387
00:17:00,858 --> 00:17:03,944
Pixie deserves to sing her beautiful song
388
00:17:04,028 --> 00:17:05,696
the way that she wrote it,
389
00:17:05,779 --> 00:17:07,156
and I promise you,
390
00:17:07,239 --> 00:17:10,200
I am gonna keep my mouth shut.
391
00:17:10,284 --> 00:17:11,334
Starting...
392
00:17:11,952 --> 00:17:13,002
[mouths] now.
393
00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:16,290
Sure. Why not? I'm happy again.
394
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:19,418
[sultry music playing]
395
00:17:20,627 --> 00:17:23,964
Man, you're still gorgeous, sexy.
396
00:17:25,674 --> 00:17:26,724
Meow, meow.
397
00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:28,476
Pretty kitty.
398
00:17:29,053 --> 00:17:30,304
Let me look at you.
399
00:17:30,387 --> 00:17:32,222
Two can play at that game.
400
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:36,310
? Something is glowing ?
401
00:17:36,393 --> 00:17:38,854
? Oh, no, is it showing? ?
402
00:17:38,937 --> 00:17:42,566
? Got a Home Alone doorknob ?
403
00:17:42,649 --> 00:17:45,444
? Ooh, yeah, yes ?
404
00:17:45,527 --> 00:17:49,156
-? It's gonna get sexy ?
-? Sexy ?
405
00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:51,700
? So watch out, Joe Pesci ?
406
00:17:51,784 --> 00:17:55,037
? Got a Home Alone doorknob ?
407
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,663
-[sizzling]
-[music stops]
408
00:17:56,747 --> 00:17:58,165
What is happening to me?
409
00:17:58,707 --> 00:17:59,792
I feel sick,
410
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:03,378
like Kevin when he's home alone
for the first time
411
00:18:03,462 --> 00:18:05,297
and he eats all that ice cream.
412
00:18:06,715 --> 00:18:07,765
Wait.
413
00:18:09,336 --> 00:18:11,302
Who's Kevin?
414
00:18:11,303 --> 00:18:12,929
["What if the World was Round?" playing]
415
00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:16,350
? What if the world was round ?
416
00:18:17,101 --> 00:18:19,895
? From shore to shore? ?
417
00:18:21,271 --> 00:18:25,234
? What if bullets were kisses? ?
418
00:18:25,859 --> 00:18:29,154
? Would there even be war...? ?
419
00:18:30,114 --> 00:18:32,533
She looks so happy.
420
00:18:33,492 --> 00:18:34,576
But I don't know,
421
00:18:35,828 --> 00:18:38,580
does it feel like
maybe it's missing something?
422
00:18:38,664 --> 00:18:40,499
-Summer, no. Do not.
-I...
423
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:43,209
I just feel, Dawn,
like it might be a little bit better...
424
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:46,045
-I know what you're thinking. It won't.
-It's begging for it!
425
00:18:46,046 --> 00:18:47,589
You've gotta let me scat!
426
00:18:48,423 --> 00:18:52,636
? Scooby, Scooby-Doo, not Scrappy ?
427
00:18:53,637 --> 00:18:55,472
? Brian Boitano ?
428
00:18:55,556 --> 00:18:57,850
What the dick are you doing?
429
00:18:57,933 --> 00:18:59,518
? Jazzy, jazzy, jazzy ?
430
00:18:59,601 --> 00:19:01,436
That's it. I quit music.
431
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,772
-[scatting continues]
-[booing]
432
00:19:03,856 --> 00:19:07,359
? Hey, Kelly and Ryan ?
433
00:19:08,402 --> 00:19:09,528
Damn it, Summer.
434
00:19:10,445 --> 00:19:13,532
Dawn! Guess I'm you tonight. Ah!
435
00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:16,368
Cool. Well, have fun.
436
00:19:16,451 --> 00:19:18,954
-I'm happy to sit this one out.
-Why?
437
00:19:19,538 --> 00:19:20,747
Um...
438
00:19:20,831 --> 00:19:24,376
You know, I'm not really a big fan
of our early stuff.
439
00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:26,086
I don't love the messages,
440
00:19:26,712 --> 00:19:30,048
and I'd feel bad
if they became like a life road map
441
00:19:30,132 --> 00:19:32,176
for some impressionable young girls.
442
00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:34,511
-Are you talking about me?
-Taffy...
443
00:19:34,595 --> 00:19:37,125
-[whimsical music playing]
-Taffy, I'm so sorry.
444
00:19:37,639 --> 00:19:40,434
I feel terrible that I made you.
445
00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:43,729
But I've moved past it and you can too.
446
00:19:44,271 --> 00:19:47,482
-Inside every woman is a cape...
-You think you made me?
447
00:19:47,566 --> 00:19:49,818
You wanna know why Girls5eva is here?
448
00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:52,613
Because we're your heroes?
449
00:19:52,614 --> 00:19:53,613
No.
450
00:19:53,614 --> 00:19:57,284
Because you made me feel like I felt
back when I had your poster on my wall,
451
00:19:57,285 --> 00:19:59,619
back before I found out
my dad had a second family
452
00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:01,579
and I lit all those fires,
and my mom got blamed,
453
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:02,663
and we lost the apartment,
454
00:20:02,664 --> 00:20:06,094
and I had to drop out of school
and dig graves behind the vet's office.
455
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,085
Okay.
456
00:20:08,086 --> 00:20:10,129
That's what people love about nostalgia,
dumb-dumb.
457
00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:12,715
Makes them feel like they did
when life was easy. You know?
458
00:20:12,716 --> 00:20:15,134
Probably because
you didn't know any better. But for me?
459
00:20:15,135 --> 00:20:18,931
Listening to Girls5eva is like,
you know, smelling Dunkaroos, okay?
460
00:20:19,556 --> 00:20:22,059
So get over yourself
and let me enjoy my party.
461
00:20:22,142 --> 00:20:24,061
Yep. Okay.
462
00:20:24,062 --> 00:20:26,520
-Happy birthday.
-You're doing the same thing, by the way.
463
00:20:26,521 --> 00:20:27,648
-Excuse me?
-Come on.
464
00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:30,150
Back with your girl group
from 20 years ago?
465
00:20:30,151 --> 00:20:33,194
[laughs] You think you're too good
for "Sweet'N Low Daddy"
466
00:20:33,195 --> 00:20:35,785
or "I'm a Guy's Girl,
Parentheses, Girls R Crazy,"
467
00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:38,074
but there's something
you miss about it too, so...
468
00:20:38,075 --> 00:20:39,825
-[lilting music playing]
-[scoffs]
469
00:20:39,826 --> 00:20:44,539
Are you a chameleon on a stop sign?
'Cause you just got read. [laughs]
470
00:20:44,623 --> 00:20:45,749
[Summer scatting]
471
00:20:45,832 --> 00:20:48,835
? Doggy feet are just paws ?
472
00:20:48,919 --> 00:20:52,047
-[guests booing]
-[Summer] Yay! [laughs]
473
00:20:52,130 --> 00:20:54,549
-Oh, thank you.
-[man] That sucked!
474
00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:55,675
Why did you do that?
475
00:20:55,676 --> 00:20:57,135
-Oh!
-[monkey screeches]
476
00:20:57,219 --> 00:20:59,554
Not cool, monkey from Friends!
477
00:20:59,555 --> 00:21:02,139
-Oh, my gosh.
-[pensive music playing]
478
00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:03,850
No one likes what I did?
479
00:21:04,601 --> 00:21:05,651
Except I do.
480
00:21:06,144 --> 00:21:08,063
That was my opinion.
481
00:21:08,146 --> 00:21:12,067
Like, not Kev's, not Randy's,
482
00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:15,279
not my teenage Bible
with the Jesus that surfs.
483
00:21:15,904 --> 00:21:17,614
I just got it from me.
484
00:21:22,077 --> 00:21:24,288
Maybe there is a "me" inside me.
485
00:21:24,871 --> 00:21:25,921
[gasps]
486
00:21:29,835 --> 00:21:31,670
You've shown a lot of growth, Summer.
487
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:35,920
[cell phone buzzing]
488
00:21:35,924 --> 00:21:38,760
? How many times
Do I have to try to tell you? ?
489
00:21:39,678 --> 00:21:42,431
? These are the questions... ?
490
00:21:42,514 --> 00:21:44,975
-[Wickie] Lunch Lord.
-Oh, come on.
491
00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:47,561
You're calling me right after?
492
00:21:47,644 --> 00:21:49,396
Fine. How was it?
493
00:21:49,479 --> 00:21:50,731
There was no it.
494
00:21:50,732 --> 00:21:53,774
It was like you stopped me,
but you're hundreds of miles away.
495
00:21:53,775 --> 00:21:55,986
How did you do that? Are you a witch?
496
00:21:56,069 --> 00:21:57,571
I'm not a witch.
497
00:21:57,654 --> 00:22:00,073
But is it possible that you...?
498
00:22:00,157 --> 00:22:03,201
Thought about you being sad
and it made me sad.
499
00:22:03,202 --> 00:22:06,370
-Like Kevin when he missed his family.
-[lilting music playing]
500
00:22:06,371 --> 00:22:07,706
Even Buzz.
501
00:22:07,789 --> 00:22:09,409
And that's a new feeling for you?
502
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:12,878
Are you nodding and thinking I can see it?
503
00:22:13,503 --> 00:22:16,590
Wow. Wickie, you're like a starter person.
504
00:22:16,673 --> 00:22:18,592
But I'm proud of you.
505
00:22:18,675 --> 00:22:20,052
I love you.
506
00:22:20,135 --> 00:22:21,261
I love you too.
507
00:22:21,262 --> 00:22:24,388
And just so we're clear,
if you ever have sex with anyone else,
508
00:22:24,389 --> 00:22:27,601
I will hunt down everything you love
and kill it in front of you.
509
00:22:29,227 --> 00:22:31,313
No, you hang up first. No...
510
00:22:32,981 --> 00:22:35,734
And now Girls5eva minus Dawn,
511
00:22:35,817 --> 00:22:38,153
but with Taffy England!
512
00:22:38,236 --> 00:22:40,906
-[guests cheering and applauding]
-Can you see me?
513
00:22:40,989 --> 00:22:42,282
Baby, I'm so sparkly!
514
00:22:42,908 --> 00:22:45,494
I am glad to be back here with you guys.
515
00:22:45,577 --> 00:22:46,703
Okay.
516
00:22:46,787 --> 00:22:50,749
? Bills are piling up
Don't wanna work for nothing ?
517
00:22:50,832 --> 00:22:54,753
? Wanna find myself a daddy
To get me all my somethings ?
518
00:22:54,836 --> 00:22:59,174
? Put on my camo 'kini
Because we're going daddy hunting... ?
519
00:22:59,758 --> 00:23:01,968
Oh, this song brings me back.
520
00:23:01,969 --> 00:23:04,095
We used to play
the Heartbreakers soundtrack
521
00:23:04,096 --> 00:23:05,764
in the locker room after a win.
522
00:23:05,847 --> 00:23:07,349
Must bring you back too.
523
00:23:07,432 --> 00:23:08,642
No, not really.
524
00:23:10,227 --> 00:23:13,188
I mean, I remember singing it at Wembley.
525
00:23:13,271 --> 00:23:14,648
I was 19.
526
00:23:14,731 --> 00:23:16,316
O-Town opened for us.
527
00:23:16,983 --> 00:23:19,319
God, I was fearless!
528
00:23:19,945 --> 00:23:22,475
I didn't know it'd all be gone
in a matter of months.
529
00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:25,117
But life happens.
530
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,787
You know, you grow up,
nobody thinks you're special anymore.
531
00:23:29,621 --> 00:23:32,791
Somebody calls you a cunt
at the Duane Reade. Stuff like that.
532
00:23:32,874 --> 00:23:35,335
That was a longer reply than I expected.
533
00:23:37,671 --> 00:23:40,465
[Dawn] God, Taffy's right.
I do miss something.
534
00:23:41,258 --> 00:23:42,308
I miss her.
535
00:23:43,885 --> 00:23:46,638
And when I'm onstage,
I feel like her again...
536
00:23:47,764 --> 00:23:49,182
and I like it.
537
00:23:49,266 --> 00:23:52,185
Then get up there. I won't judge you.
538
00:23:52,269 --> 00:23:54,146
[dramatic music playing]
539
00:23:54,229 --> 00:23:56,273
Go! Get up there!
540
00:23:56,356 --> 00:23:59,943
Okay. I don't like this song,
but I want in!
541
00:24:00,026 --> 00:24:03,155
? Won't lift a finger
It's too heavy with diamonds ?
542
00:24:03,238 --> 00:24:07,075
? Bat our eyelashes
Until we get a private island ?
543
00:24:07,159 --> 00:24:09,161
? Never have to meet his parents ?
544
00:24:09,244 --> 00:24:11,329
? 'Cause they died during Nixon ?
545
00:24:12,247 --> 00:24:15,417
? Died during Nixon, yeah! ?
546
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:19,796
? Ten men by the pool
Sipping coco rummies ?
547
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:23,508
? Our tummies, hip, no thighs
And all them rich daddy dummies ?
548
00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:25,760
? Time to bag ourselves a daddy ?
549
00:24:25,844 --> 00:24:27,971
? To buy me so much money ?
550
00:24:28,054 --> 00:24:31,433
? Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah ?
551
00:24:31,516 --> 00:24:33,477
? Our true love is Benjamin ?
552
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,187
? Last name, Franklin ?
553
00:24:35,270 --> 00:24:37,647
? Would marry a daddy as old as him ?
554
00:24:37,731 --> 00:24:39,900
? If he caters to my every whim ?
555
00:24:39,983 --> 00:24:43,111
? We're looking for a Sweet'N Low daddy ?
556
00:24:43,195 --> 00:24:44,863
? A love that's artificial ?
557
00:24:44,946 --> 00:24:47,741
? But his wallet makes us happy, happy ?
558
00:24:47,824 --> 00:24:49,534
? Where's that Diners Club? ?
559
00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:51,536
? We want a tiger cub ?
560
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,538
? Don't need to graduate ?
561
00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,957
? 'Cause we're elder bait ?
562
00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:59,211
-? But real talk ?
-? Real talk ?
563
00:24:59,294 --> 00:25:05,467
? When are you gonna die? ?
564
00:25:05,550 --> 00:25:07,302
? When are you gonna die?! ?
565
00:25:07,385 --> 00:25:10,597
? Won't lift a finger
It's too heavy with diamonds ?
566
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,643
? Bat our eyelashes
Until we get a private island ?
567
00:25:14,726 --> 00:25:16,478
? Never have to meet his parents ?
568
00:25:16,561 --> 00:25:19,523
? 'Cause they died during Nixon ?
569
00:25:19,606 --> 00:25:22,734
? Died during Nixon, yeah! ?
570
00:25:22,817 --> 00:25:26,154
? 'Cause we're that type of girls
Who only want one thing ?
571
00:25:26,238 --> 00:25:27,498
? What's that one thing? ?
572
00:25:27,572 --> 00:25:30,158
? It's infinity things, bling, bling! ?
573
00:25:30,242 --> 00:25:34,829
? 'Cause
We're looking for a Sweet'N Low daddy ?
574
00:25:34,913 --> 00:25:36,665
? A love that's artificial ?
575
00:25:36,748 --> 00:25:39,501
? But his wallet makes us happy, happy ?
576
00:25:39,551 --> 00:25:44,101
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