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Isabelle, come down! Did
you finish your breakfast?

We need to leave enough time

for the first day
of school photo.

Oh, I haven't unpacked my tween
to English dictionary yet.

I'm just gonna assume "ugh"
means I'll be right there.

Hey! Language!

Uh... okay.

Oh, look at you. Do
you have everything?

Yes.

- You got your backpack?
- Yes.

- Your binder?
- Yes.

This is your lunch.

I'm not worried.

As soon as that creep
realizes we found

his deleted social media post,

I guarantee he
settles out of court.

Mom!

Sweetie, let's go
outside for a picture.

No, Carl.

On what planet do I call
my paralegal sweetie?

Maybe in the south?

Five minutes in the car?

Okay.

I will talk to you when
I get into the office.

No, around 9:00 AM.

I'm taking Lucy to school and
then I have that PTO thing.

I thought Dad was gonna do that.

This is your last year
of elementary school.

I don't wanna miss
a beat. Smile!

Oh, you look great.

Hi everyone. Good morning.

Uh... Kell, do we have
any half and half in here?

It's in there. I promise.

I don't see it.

Okay Jordan, are you ready

for our annual first
day of school selfie?

Hi everyone.

It's BMF Kelly with some
first day of school pic tips.

What's a BMF?

It means best mom friend.

Sweetie, do we really have to
post everything in our lives?

And I can assure you, there
is no half and half in here.

It's not everything.

It's just what I think other
moms might find helpful.

Like... how to
get your husband

to look behind the mayo when
he's trying to find the creamer.

I could've put
mayo in my coffee.

Now that would've
been content worthy.

That's disgusting.

I mean, there's an
audience for it.

Okay guys, talk
to you soon. Muah!

- You got your lunch?
- Yes.

- Do you have your confidence?
- No.

Oh, wait! We need our
first day of school photo.

Um, you know the drill.

We gotta get a good one
for the grandparents

and a silly one for us. Okay?

It was a tradition with you,
me and Dad at our old house.

It's not the same here.

Honey, I know it's not.

But in a way, your dad,

he is here with us because
this is where he grew up.

This is where your
grandparents live.

It's what we planned on.

This is where your
dad wanted us to be.

What if no one likes me?

Well, that's just impossible.
You're the coolest kid I know.

And even if you weren't my kid,
I would wanna hang out with you.

Yeah, 'cause you're
not cool, so...

That's true, I'm not cool.
You have a point there.

Okay, we're running late.

Alright, one big
smile, sweetheart.

Cheese!

It's perfect, I
love it! Let's go.

Why are you still in
your pajama pants?

Well, no one's gonna see them.
I'm not getting out of the car.

Okay.

Here we go.

Alright. Have a great
day, sweetheart.

Oh, I love you so much.

I love you too.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Isabelle! Isabelle!

Isabelle! Your lunch!

Your lunch!

Oh!

I am, uh, so sorry! Sorry!

You can't park here.

No, I understand... okay.

Sorry!

Okay, here we go.

Just conference me in, okay?
I can't miss this PTO thing.

Yes, Tim usually does it.

Just get Wallace on the
phone so I'm not late.

Last thing I need is to
get stuck doing Field Day.

Hi! Um...

- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

I have a... um...

I just need to
get through the...

Hey! Still me.

Uh, I have lunch, it's
my daughter's lunch.

She's wearing headphones.

Oh! Sorry. I...
Can we buzz her in?

Hi.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

I'm back.

The door, it closed.

I didn't get to it in time.

Hello! Hello! Uh...

Hi.

Oh, hi. Thank you.

Happy to help. I
like those pants.

I did not think I would
be getting out of the car.

Well, don't be embarrassed,
I have seen worse.

Trust me, I have seen things.

I guess I should get in there

and give the office
my daughter's lunch.

Actually, you don't have to.

Oh, so I didn't need to...

No.

Oh. What can I say? I'm new.

Hi New, I'm Dan.

Oh, no... did you
just dad joke me?

I did, sorry. It's kind
of a force of a habit.

The, uh, the kids hate it.

How many kids do you have?

About 150.

Yeah, you know, give or take.

Well, that's my cue. It
was nice to meet you...

- Jen.
- Jen. Right.

Oh... sorry. I'm still Ben.

- Bye!
- Thank you.

What do you mean
Wallace isn't answering?

Just try his
backup, backup cell.

Um, excuse me.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to interrupt.

No, you're not.

Actually, I'm just waiting
for a conference call to start

and I'm evidently
gonna be waiting

until the PTO meeting's over.

That's where everyone's going.
I thought that was next week.

No, it's today.

I'm actually heading there
too if you want to follow me.

Are you coming?

I can't go like this.

You were running
late and didn't think

you'd be getting out of the car?

Yup!

We've all been there,
no one's gonna care.

I just can't meet
a bunch of moms

for the first time
dressed like this.

Just get in there, sign
up for what you want,

and then make your escape.

We really need to get in there

otherwise we're
gonna get stuck...

Yes! Hello, Mister Wallace.

Yes, we just need a
quick statement from you.

Stuck with what?

Oh... hello.

Kelly and I wanted to start by
telling you how happy we are

that you all came
out this morning.

Hi.

If everyone could, uh,
please take their seats.

Thank you.

Now, the individual
event committee meetings

should take place one
month prior to the date...

No.

Not happening.

Uh... Marissa, if you
could please just sign up

for an event and take a seat.

Uh-uh... I'm not
doing Field Day.

Now Marissa, you know
that every committee event

is equally important.
- Hmm.

Besides, I'm sure your
daughter will be so happy

to know you're getting
involved this year.

There you go.

So, Field Day

is what you didn't
want to get stuck with.

How'd you guess?

- Thank you.
- Mmhmm.

Oh... wow.

It is wonderful to see how much
school spirit you all have.

I can already tell that this
is going to be a great year.

Oh...

But I see that we only have
two names for Field Day.

- That's us?
- That's us.

Well, I'm sure we
can find someone

who missed the meeting to do it.

That being said, it
is only a month away,

so we'll need someone
with experience

in planning school events.
- Mmhmm.

Ah! Is Tim available?

No.

- Who's Tim?
- Husband.

Oh.

Now, we definitely
should have someone

on the Field Day committee who
we can trust to get things done.

You should do it, Kelly.

Ha!

Oh... no, no, no.
No, I didn't mean me.

Oh, I did.

That's why I told
you, you should do it.

Well, I'm in charge
of Trunk or Treat.

I know, and you
would do an amazing,

absolutely amazing job.

But I really need
you on this, Kelly.

I mean, you'd be doing me
and the kids a huge favor.

No problem.

What are friends for?

Right.

So, we're all set
then. Wonderful.

Shall we move onto
the next item?

Mmhmm.

So, you're new to
the school, right?

Yes, I am. We moved
here this summer.

I'm Jen, Jen Davis.

Well, welcome.
I'm Kelly Stewart.

This is Marissa Morris.

Yes, we met this morning.

I would not have known today
was the PTO meeting without her.

I am so sorry.

Can I just ask what is
so bad about Field Day?

Isn't it just relay
races and games?

Hello?

Um... who... who was in
charge of Field Day last year?

- Michelle Grant.
- Hmm.

- She homeschools now.
- Mmhmm.

Maybe that's how
it was, but it...

Excuse me.

But it's not gonna be how it is.

Not with me in charge.

Those moms are gonna
wish they were us.

I bet you wish you
stayed in the car.

You have no idea.

So, Izzy, did you make a
lot of new friends today?

Yeah, a few.

Um... this one girl
Jordan, she's really nice.

Hmm.

Why didn't you tell me
that when I asked you?

Grandma pays for information.

Here you go, sweetie.

I'll take that bribe.

Okay then...

Did you meet any new
friends at school today?

I met a few other PTO moms.

Mmhmm?

- That is it.
- Names?

Seriously?

Do you want the
chocolate or not?

Um... Kelly and Marissa.

We're on the Field Day
planning committee together.

Are they nice?

You should invite
them for brunch.

Oh, but don't make that
eggplant casserole thing.

It's not for everybody.

I'm not sure I'm ready for
the whole mom group thing yet.

Plus, I don't think either
of them are my friend type.

You mean like your
friends in Maine.

Just give her a chance
to get settled in. Hmm?

I'm sure you made a
great first impression.

I was wearing my breakfast
pajama pants the entire time.

Thank you.

Yup. Yes, absolutely.

As soon as I get
back in the office

I will make up the
time on the back end.

Go to text only for
the next hour, Carl.

You can't focus on Field Day

if you're on your
phone, Marissa.

You literally just
videoed yourself

doing a pumpkin
spiced latte dance.

Yes, but that was before
the FDPC meeting started.

What's the FDPC?

The Field Day
Planning Committee.

That's what I'm calling us.

Not the suckers?

By the way, you don't
follow me on social.

It's @Kellyyourmombestfriend.
All one word.

Great, I will be sure to.

Great!

- Oh, you mean, like, right now?
- Mmhmm.

Yeah, just do it. She's
not gonna let it go.

Okay. What kinda stuff
do you post about?

Oh, you know, mom life,
school, uh kids, cooking...

Cool.

Fashion, skin care, hair,
TV shows, marriage stuff...

Taxidermy.

Oh, you saw that post?

Oh, I was just joking.

You know which one
I did see though?

The one where you talked
about how you felt sorry

for all the kids whose
moms had to work full time.

I... I don't remember
saying anything of the sort.

Hmm.

Maybe we should just
get back to Field Day.

Great idea.

By the way, what do you do Jen?

I'm a web designer.
I work full time.

But I make my own
hours from home

so, I guess, it's
a happy medium.

That's lucky. How
about your husband?

He passed, actually. A
little over two years ago.

Oh... I'm so sorry.

I can't imagine.

Your poor daughter.
Is she okay?

It's a struggle.

But, yeah, she's
doing really well.

It must be hard to
move away from home,

leave all your friends.

It is. But we wanted
to be closer to family.

My parents live here.

Nate's parents are
a few hours south.

So, it was... it was
really the right move.

Um... Let's see.

Kelly. Here we go.

Five PTO meeting don'ts.

I was running late.

I didn't say you. I...
I didn't mean you.

I, um...

You know what? Let's
just start this meeting.

Okay, first thing...
first thing we need is,

uh, we need someone to
go over to the school gym

to check inventory for
the storage closet.

We need to know what
we're working with.

Cones, mats, tables, chairs.
Jen? You can tackle this.

Oh, I can go right now.

Great.

No time like the present
and no present like time.

Did you come up with that?

Georgia Byng did.

Oh...

I... I didn't see that.

Alright. I'll see
you ladies later.

- Bye!
- Bye.

- I didn't see that.
- Okay.

Okay... see what
we got in here.

Come on, get outta
there. Who's in there?

Oh. Sorry.

I'm, uh, taking
inventory for the PTO.

Jen... with the breakfast pants.

I am taking those pants and I
am burning them in a fire pit.

- What's that?
- What?

- What?
- Nothing.

No, no. What did you say?

I'm just wondering how
a seemingly innocuous

fashion decision can haunt a
person for her entire life.

Ah, so if I'm
hearing this right,

you'd prefer me not to
mention the breakfast pants.

If you don't mind.

Never to be spoken again.

Sorry for yelling at you,

it's just that the students
like to hide in here

to get out of running laps.

Oh.

Oh! I should, um...

Okay.

Okay! You play.

I used to. But, um, I got
injured so that was that.

Right. Yeah, I had
a complete ACL tear.

Kind of ended my
football career.

Achilles rupture, two surgeries.

Thought I was gonna
play in college

but that didn't work out.

Well, I should get back to it.

Right. Hey, so, uh... what
are you taking inventory for?

If you don't mind me asking.

I mean, it is my
closet after all.

Field Day. I'm on the
planning committee.

Oh. How'd you get roped
into that nightmare?

I was 10 minutes late
to the PTO meeting.

And I missed the late night
email from the Department Chair

which is why you're looking
at the staff advisor

for the aforementioned
nightmare.

Oof.

That's what I said but in a
slightly more... colorful way.

Well listen, if you need any
help, just... let me know.

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

Hey kiddo!

I know you're back there.

Let's go. Let's get to class.

Here we go.

Teacher's intuition.

Swish.

Have a good one.

Kelly, you do realize
we cannot bring everyone

to this mountain retreat
on Field Day, right?

The owner has a mobile
adventure course

for fundraisers and schools.

And he's giving us a discount
if we post about it online.

And, of course, I'm
gonna post about it

for all of my followers.

How many followers do you have?

About 10,000 and growing.

Hey! Maybe you can help
me design my website.

Sure. I would love to.

I just have to warn you
my rates are quite high.

Oh, well I thought
we could barter.

For what?

Exposure.

Run away!

I think we should talk
about this after Field Day.

I like your optimism.

That I can design
her a web site?

That we're actually gonna
make it to Field Day.

Hey Lucy, hold on.

I'm still going over
the liability waiver.

Excuse me. Are you Marcus?

I am. Welcome to Jericho Hill.

What can I do for you?

I have an issue with
the arbitration clause.

I'm sorry ma'am, but
that's not negotiable.

Everything's negotiable.

Not if you want your kid to
do the course today it isn't.

Mom, come on.

Everybody's already
up the ladder.

Ah... it's okay.

There's always a way around the
waiver if something happens.

Nothing's going to happen.

He's right. They're
actually quite safe.

Nate and I used to do them
all the time in Maine.

What she said.

Now... let's get
your gear on, ladies.

Oh... no, no, no. It's okay.

We just wanted
the kids to try it

to make sure it made
sense for our event.

You sure?

I found that both kids

and parents find the
course very empowering.

It's a safe way to
conquer their fears.

Oh, it's not fear. I'm
just not dressed for it.

You're wearing workout clothes.

Well you very well know that
this isn't for actual exercise.

Ah, think of all the content
if you did get up there.

Hmm?

Okay, yeah. I'm in.

You coming Jen?

Yeah. I'll... I'll
be right behind you.

Alright.

Alright. Who's ready for
a mountain adventure?

Let's go.

Stay safe.

- Hey.
- Hi.

You okay?

Piper, why don't you go meet
me at the checkin, okay?

Okay.

Piper, that's a beautiful
name. Is she your daughter?

Niece.

You didn't answer the question.

What was the question?

Are you okay?

I'm great.

Yeah, just... enjoying
the mountain air.

You don't wanna
join them up there?

Bum Achilles. Remember?

If you're scared of heights
I'll go up there with you.

It's not a heights thing.

I used to do stuff
like that all the time.

It's, uh... it's a 'what
happens to my daughter

if something happens
to me' thing.

Right.

- Hi Mom.
- Hi.

Um, can I get some
water, please?

Of course, I'll go with you.

The course is so fun.

It is, huh? I thought
you'd like it.

Off you go!

You got this!

That's so nice.

I love that Isabelle and Piper,
they're rock climbing together.

Yeah, it's so cute.

I just hope they're
both careful.

Ah, they'll be fine.

Isabelle is strong.

She's had to be
since her dad passed.

I'm so sorry, I had no idea.

Yeah. I try not to lead with
it when I meet new people

because everything changes.

I'm no longer just Jen.

I'm Jen, the one
whose husband died.

It was nice being just
Jen while it lasted.

Right. Or Jen with
the breakfast pants.

Oh no. No. That's too soon.

Sorry. I just couldn't
help myself there.

Well, I should probably let
you get up to the ropes course.

No... I mean, once
you've climbed Everest,

you know, zip-lines are... yawn.

- You've climbed Everest?
- Yeah.

Really?

You don't believe me?

Pics or it didn't happen.

Alright.

Oh... wait, my camera froze
'cause it's so cold up there.

Yeah, I bet.

Mmhmm. Hey listen,
do you want...

- Cider?
- Cider, yeah.

Ooh. Do you think
they have hot cider?

I don't know.

I'm just gonna see what
I can do here for us.

You really love being
a teacher, don't you?

I do.

What I really love is
teaching them a new sport.

And showing them, you know,

that they can do something that
they didn't think they could.

See, for me it would be

having the absolute
power of the whistle.

Oh no, it's that too,

'cause that's the
elementary school's mjölnir.

And after school
everyone's Thor?

You said my dad joke was bad.

That was funny. I
thought that was funny.

Admit it, you're probably
gonna use it tomorrow.

I'll admit nothing

and I probably will 'cause
it was actually pretty funny.

Well, I should, um...

I should probably go
check on Isabelle.

Right, yeah. Of course.

I will... see you...
in the storage room.

Thanks for the cider.

You're welcome.

Hey guys.

What were we just looking at?

I was looking at trees.

Oh, come on, you know what
she was talking about.

You were just flirting
with Dan Aldridge.

No, I wasn't.

Then why are you blushing?

I'm drinking hot cider!

Oh, there is nothing to be
embarrassed to be about.

There have been plenty of
single moms at the school

who have tried to get
some physical education

from Dan Aldridge.

Okay, you can stop.

Until they found out
that he has a rule

against dating anyone whose
kid goes to the school.

I thought you were married.

Not for me!

Okay. Well, rules are rules,

so, there's nothing
to talk about.

Are you saying there would've
been something to talk about

if he didn't have that rule?

Okay, you're a
scary lawyer, lady.

Thank you.

- You guys want some cider?
- I'd love some.

No. I stay away.

I don't ever remember you
ever working on a Sunday.

I know. I'm so behind
on my web gigs.

I've been spending so much
time working on Field Day.

The PTO's like a second job.

Which is why I'm here to
help you keep unpacking.

Doesn't seem like you've
done much yourself

since the last time.

Well like I said, I have
a lot going on, Mom.

Don't you think it sends the
wrong message to Isabelle?

Like you're not all in
on this fresh start?

I'm just not there yet.

Which drawer do you want to
put the serving utensils in?

The middle drawer...
no... back, back drawer?

I don't know. I can't decide.

Why not?

Because I don't want to
pick the wrong drawer

and then a year from now we just
have to start all over again.

Again.

Jennifer...

One thing I can tell
you for certain is

you're never gonna
feel like you're home

until you make it one.

You have to start somewhere.

Hi Mom.

Are we going to the
fall fair today?

Oh... Izz, I've got so
much work to catch up on.

But everyone's going.

Think of it like another
spoon in the drawer.

Okay. We can go.

Thank you.

Mmm.

What time did you
wake up this morning?

Oh, I wanted to get
all my work done

so that I could come to
the fall fair with you two.

We'd love that.

But only if you're
really with us.

You can't be on your
phone all the time.

I know, which is why I'm
going to be unreachable.

- Really?
- Yes, really.

I'm going to leave my phone
at home and my laptop.

And my watch.

Done.

- Let's do this.
- Let's do it.

Syrup?

Okay...

Kell. We've been waiting
for you for 10 minutes.

By the time you're ready it's
gonna be winter festival.

I know, okay? I'm
sorry. I'm ready.

Oh... unless... unless you think
I should wear my other boots.

If my life depended upon it,

I could not identify one name
brand that you're wearing.

But I think you're beautiful and
I think you would be beautiful

if you were wearing
a burlap sack.

So...

Is it a designer burlap sack?

If it's yours... obviously.
Come on, let's go. Let's go.

Okay, okay.

Don't underestimate me.

You know, you know
I'll just do it.

You know what?

While we wait, I think
I might try to rustle up

some more volunteers
for Field Day.

- Sure.
- Okay.

Kevin.

Hi, I'm Jen. I'm on
your wife's committee.

Jen. Yes. Pajama pant Jen.

- Yeah.
- Of course.

- Mmhmm.
- Good to meet you.

Dad, can I go to face painting?

Sure.

Can I go too?

Sure. You guys have fun.

So...

Oh wait, Lucy. I thought
we were getting donuts.

Can't I go with
Isabelle and Jordan?

Of course you can.

Jen, hi. This is
my husband Tim.

- Oh, hi.
- Nice to meet you.

Very nice to meet you.

And this is Kevin,
Kelly's husband.

- Good to meet you.
- Yeah.

Is Kelly here too?

Yeah, she's rounding up some
volunteers for Field Day.

Oh, and here we thought we had
one day off from all of that.

I hope she's having
more luck than I've had.

Everyone I ask,
they just look at me

like I'm asking them
to help me move.

Hey, any luck?

Well we have three for sure.

Like...

Not including us.

You've gotta be kidding.

We need help, Kell.

I know. Okay? It's
gonna be fine.

It's fine!

You know there's a hard
cider truck a few carts down.

- You're reading my mind.
- Excellent.

Bye.

I know you didn't wanna
be in charge of Field Day

but this is your committee.

You gotta figure it out, Kell.

You know what?

We didn't actually come here
for a Field Day meeting.

We came here to enjoy
the fall festival,

so that's what I'm gonna do.

We should probably go after her.

Oh really?

I was thinking that the
hard cider sounded good.

- Come on.
- Okay.

Alright.

Here we go.

Kelly!

Kelly?

Kelly.

Woo hoo!

I will pay you $100 to
show me the way out.

She's kidding. Come on.

Hey there.

Hey!

Uh... I'm not lost, if that's,
you know, what you're thinking.

It is. And you totally are.

I am not.

Shh! Don't let
the kids find out.

They'll never let
me live this down.

I'm not gonna let you
live it down either.

Marissa and I are lost too.

Marissa?

Great. Now I have to
find Kelly and Marissa.

This maze is nothing
but dead ends.

You know, I have this theory

that no one really
likes corn mazes.

Maybe 'cause they're
too much like real life.

How so?

You just stumble around not
sure where you're going,

praying you're on
the right path,

and just as soon as you think

you've got it all figured
out... Bam! Wall of corn!

Wall of corn, that's a
really good band name.

I was just gonna say that.

Yeah.

I think I'm gonna backtrack,
try to find Marissa.

You can come with
me if you want.

No, I think I
should go this way.

You know, my pride
is on the line here.

So why don't I
meet you out there?

- Suit yourself.
- Great.

Good luck!

Yes, absolutely. I will
get back to you tonight.

Alright, thank you.

Here you go.
Thank you so much.

Oh... hi! Hi.

Please, don't tell Tim that
you saw me on the phone.

Why?

Because I promised him and Lucy
that I would not work today

and here I am begging a complete
stranger to borrow their phone

just so that I could
check in at work.

What is wrong with me?

Nothing.

You're just trying
to find balance

and you're very lucky
that Tim is there for you.

Yeah, he's the best.

I don't know what I would do
if something happened to him.

Oh... I'm... so sorry.
I didn't... mean, um...

No, it's okay.

I worry about something
happening to me too.

Okay. The way you're
looking at me right now...

that's why it wasn't hard for
me to leave my friends in Maine.

Because they had
all already left me.

They couldn't imagine what
happened to me happening to them

and every time they
saw me they did.

So they just...
they all faded away.

It doesn't sound like they
were very good friends.

No.

That's the worst part.

I didn't see it coming,
any of it, and I...

I don't wanna feel
like that again.

Hey. There you are. We
were looking for you.

Why? To tell me what a
terrible committee chair I am?

We're gonna find people, Kelly.

And if we can't then I will
get my interns to do it.

Really?

Yes. Sometimes I use my scary
lady lawyer powers for good.

Alright. Let's get outta here.

Wait, I have to pick
up one straggler.

One straggler.

Come on!

Oh, man.

Let's go, Aldridge!

Yes. Oh, thank you.

I was about to send up a flare.

Do you know how
to get outta here?

Nope. He does.

Top of the hour, shift
change, he's outta here.

Come on!

Smart.

Ah...

Oh.

- Whoo! We did it!
- Freedom!

I owe you one.

Maybe we should just forget
about PTO stuff today

and enjoy being
with our families.

That is your best idea yet.

- This way.
- No, I think it's this way.

- Definitely this way.
- Is it this way?

- Do you know where you're going?
- No!

- It's this way.
- Okay...

It's very important that
we have all this lined up.

Do you understand?

Perfect.

- Hi!
- Hi.

Are you ladies here
for the pumpkin bake?

No.

What exactly is a pumpkin bake?

Oh, it's like Iron Chef

except the secret ingredient
is always pumpkin.

So, it's not actually
a secret then?

We are excited to be
bringing the golden pie tin

back to Rock Oak
for another year.

Oh, you seem so confident there.

We are.

Hey Suzanne. Suzanne. Suzanne.

So, I heard that you
have almost 20 people

on your Trunk or Treat
committee, is that right?

Yes, it's a very popular event.

Very interesting,
because we actually...

we still need 20 people
to volunteer on Field Day.

Oh. I heard. Um...
anything I can do to help?

Well, you are PTO
president, Suzanne.

You could get people to
help if you wanted to.

Well, unfortunately I can't force
anyone to do anything, so...

So, I had this idea.

What if our team wins this
whole pumpkin bake-off thing?

You could send all of your
Trunk or Treat committee

to help us volunteer
on Field Day.

And when you don't win?

We will volunteer at every
other PTO event this year.

- Oh, I don't know that I...
- Oh, uh, I actually feel like...

I would love to
take you up on that

but unfortunately all
of the tables are full.

That... that table's
actually, that's not full.

That's an empty
table. Can we...?

Yeah, one of the
teams didn't show.

So, can we have that table?

She can't have that spot!

There was an official
sign-up sheet.

What is it with her
and the sign-up sheets?

This isn't a TV show and I'm
not being paid for any of this.

Take the spot.

Thank you! So we have a deal?

Works for me.

Why did you do that?

Because she is awful!

And she's not even
helping her own PTO

and now we can poach
her volunteers.

So, what? You have a can't miss
pumpkin recipe or something?

I do. My mom's
pumpkin cheesecake.

I'll just, I'll text
her for the recipe.

Uh, actually that's not allowed.

There's no recipes.

Wait, what? Why?

Why... why are
there no recipes?

I don't know.

Because baking's supposed

to come from the
heart or something.

I don't know. I
don't make the rules.

Okay. I don't know...

I... I... don't know how
to bake from the heart.

I know how to follow a
very specific recipe.

So, what about you?

You post about
baking all the time.

What've you got?

Right, and when I do post about
all of my baking, I... I...

Buy it from the store,
put it in a dish

and pretend that
you made it, right?

How did you know that?

Oh, no.

Please, I invented
the pastry pass-off.

I have never felt closer to you.

So we've got nothing.

- Kinda seems that way.
- Yeah.

Pumpkin bake teams...

please make your
way to the tables.

What have I done?

Memory.

Okay, so now we need eggs
and we need baking powder.

Izzy, it was four cups of flour.

Does that sound right?

Yeah, it was four.

Okay, let's do
four cups of flour.

What's this?

That's baking soda. Put
in some baking soda, okay?

- Two eggs?
- Just a little-

- Just two?
- Oh no! No!

Butter?

Yes, we need butter.
Butter! Oh, and milk. Milk!

I'll get the milk.

- Okay.
- I can get that out.

Um... so we have decided
that this is a loaf, right?

It cannot be a loaf,
it has to be a cake.

Which is just a circular loaf.

It's a different density.

I think there was more eggs.

Are we really bringing
math into this?

Why don't you go see
what Suzanne's doing?

That might help.

- I'm gonna add some milk.
- Okay.

- I think milk is great.
- She said two more eggs?

Woo-hoo! Good to go!
Don't touch that.

That's not the pumpkin.

How do you open this?

We don't have a can opener.

Hi. Oh, yay. What
are they doing?

Uh... laughing and dancing?

Like in a baking montage?

But what are they making?

Oh, uh... cookies, I think.

Cookies...

- We should make cookies too.
- No. No, no, no.

Why do you wanna be like
her? We have to beat her.

We're making a cake!

This is a cake! It's
gonna be a cake.

Here we go.

Oh!

- Oh, no!
- Oh!

Well, that just defies
the laws of physics.

Okay, we have one more.

We have one more.

Um...

Make room for the...

Oh!

Okay, so it's a
single layer cake.

- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

Ten minutes 'till judging!

Quick! Frost it.

How come no one else made cake?

Because there isn't enough time

for the cake to cool down
before you... frost it.

Nailed it!

That's why no one's making cake.

Oh boy.

Well, um...

Oh...

Uh... look at this.

Hashtag fail fair.
Hashtag caketastrophe.

We're gonna go viral!

Isn't that what you wanted?

Not like this.

You guys are
obviously gonna win.

Right?

What are you gonna call it?

I think just... it.

What are we gonna do?

Anyone wanna check
out the pumpkin patch?

Don't you wanna wait
'till they announce?

No.

And look at Suzanne's
face when we lose?

No, thank you. Bye-bye.

For the record, I'm
not following you.

It's just, Piper went and
joined the other kids, so...

Guess you're stuck with us then.

Guess so.

Plus you might get
lost in a pumpkin patch

and need someone to rescue you.

Right. Um... that's
just hurtful, so...

If you volunteer at Field Day
you can watch your daughter

have a blast on the
high-ropes course.

And all volunteer's kids get to
jump the line at the dunk tank.

And if you volunteer

we'll have a special VIP
section for your kids.

That's a thing?

It is now.

Guys, we have a problem.

The field's been swallowed
up by a giant sinkhole?

You wish!

We have to pick up the trophies

for the winning color
war teams today, by noon.

I thought we could get the
trophies on the weekend.

We could but now he's going
leaf peeping in New Hampshire.

Not sure why he thought that
was important to share with me.

Well, the shop is only a few
blocks away from my office.

But I do have a hearing
'till at least 12:30.

Yes, we understand you're busy.

I don't see you offering
to drive down there.

Well that's because
picking up trophies

is Jen's responsibility.

And getting volunteers
is yours, yet here I am.

Plus, with all the supplies,
my car's not big enough.

Well, Kelly's is.

- I have Pilates.
- Seriously?

Ugh! Okay fine. But
you're coming with me.

Field Day!

Step right up.

These trophies turned out great.

I know.

I wonder what's
happening over there.

No way.

No way!

What is it?

This is a Galwick
Vodka pop-up bar.

Okay.

Their Bloody Mary's are
huge with influencers.

I can't believe our
luck, we have to go in.

It's noon... on a weekday.

Well, we don't have
to drink anything.

I just want a couple of photos.

Okay, I've really
gotta get home.

I've got work to do.

Oh, come on. It'll
be super quick.

You sure it'll be quick?

Absolutely.

Alright.

- Okay.
- Let's go.

Whoo!

So, I think we should...

Don't say it. We
have to get in there.

I just need a win, Jen.

Okay.

I'm gonna go talk to the
doorman and see what I can do.

Good luck.

Hi there.

Just wondering if I could
just talk to you for a second.

Okay.

Any luck?

- We have to wait.
- How long?

An hour or two, give or take.

Give or take how much?

Another hour.

Oh, my God...

I know it's ridiculous.
We can just go.

Wait, wait, wait!

What?

Help is on the way.

You called Marissa?

I did. Her office is
just around the corner.

If anyone's gonna get
us in, it's Marissa.

Well, thank you for coming,

but I'm not quite
sure what you can do.

Well, lucky for you, I am.

Hold tight.

I just love her confidence.

I know.

Hi there. How are you doing?

Well?

After you.

What did you say to him?

I told them that they were
vulnerable to a lawsuit

if they didn't file
permit 926C with the City.

What's permit 926C?

It doesn't exist but they
don't have to know that.

Oh.

Thank you.

Have fun.

Aren't you gonna
come in with us?

Yeah, we're just gonna
take some selfies.

It's gonna be super quick.

I was kinda curious
what's in there.

I guess I could
spare a few minutes.

Let's go.

I could cancel my lunch.

I can work tonight.

I didn't really have Pilates.

Oh, wow. Oh, my.

Thank you.

Thank you Galwick
Vodka. Cheers! Muah!

Thank you Galwick
Vodka. Cheers!

Thank you Galwick Vodka. Muah!

Cheers!

How was that?

The same as the
other seven takes.

Just pick one and move on.

You know, I did not think
today was going to involve

eating skewered bar food
out of a Bloody Mary.

Oh, I did.

This happens all the time.

Does it make me sound old if
I say that I hate this music?

I was just thinking
the same thing.

I mean, who picks it?

It's on an app so I think we do.

Oh...

I'll give you 20 bucks
if you let me pick one.

And I promise I'll give it
back to you if your work calls.

I promise, I promise, I promise.

It's okay, they can live
without me for an hour.

Maybe.

Are we dancing?

♪ Step by step, ♪

♪ ooh, baby... ♪

You picked a good one.

♪ Gonna get to you, girl ♪

♪ Step by step, ooh, baby ♪

♪ Really want
you in my world ♪

♪ Step ♪

♪ Hey girl, ♪

♪ in your eyes ♪

♪ I see a picture
of me all the time ♪

♪ Step ♪

♪ and girl, when you smile ♪

♪ You got to know that
you drive me wild... ♪

♪ Step by step, ♪

♪ ooh, baby ♪

♪ You're always on my mind... ♪

No, no, no! No, no...

They're gonna post this!

Why do you care if they
post this or the cooking?

We're having a great time.

It's just not what I
wanna be known for.

What do you wanna be known for,
how many followers you have?

I mean, at least that
was the real you.

Yeah, it's nice seeing
the unfiltered Kelly.

On my camera?

On yourself.

You don't have to be liked
by everyone in the world.

You have a husband,

you have a daughter
that love you.

Isn't that enough?

You don't know how
lucky you really are.

You're gonna find
that again too.

That... that's
not what I meant.

I'm not looking
for that right now.

I think it's finding you anyway.

What?

It's Dan.

Oh, if that's not a sign
then I don't know what is.

Well, what does he want?

He wants to see if he can call
me tonight and ask me out.

Aww, asking to call. That
is so old school adorable.

It is, right?

Well, what about
Dan's dating rule?

I mean, there's a reason
for that, you know.

Everyone's gonna be talking
about you at school.

So, are you gonna text him back?

I don't know.

But we should really get
home before the kids do.

So, I'll... I'm
gonna call us a car.

Well I'll drive.

Absolutely not, we
saw you dancing.

I actually didn't have one sip.

Hey besties! Time to rank my
top five favorite foods...

See, aren't you
glad you came in?

I am.

I don't remember the last time
I did something like this.

You're finding balance.
It's what you wanted.

I'm really happy for you.

Thank you. I'm
happy for you too.

I don't know about me.

I haven't been on
a date in 15 years,

I don't know if I'm ready.

I think you are.

You just have your filter on.

Mom, you don't have to
come over every night

and help me unpack.

It's an excuse to
spend time with you.

I love that you're
so close to us now.

I do too.

I just... wish it were under
different circumstances.

I know, so do I. But
you're doing great.

I'm so proud of how
far you've come.

Nate would be too.

I'm not so sure.

What are you waiting
for? Text him back.

I don't know if I can.

Sweetheart... going on a date

doesn't mean you're
disrespecting Nate's memory.

It means you're
respecting his wishes.

He wanted you to go on living.

But what about Isabelle?
Maybe she's not ready either.

It's only dinner, that's all.

Just get your feet
wet, see how you feel.

You owe yourself at least that.

Send.

- Hello?
- Hello? Hey, hi.

Hi.

Hope to see you there.

Bye!

We absolutely would
love to have you there.

It's gonna be the
event of the year.

Do either of you have
a pair of black pants?

I can't find mine in boxes.

Oh, are you kidding me?

I have all the blank pants you
want; pleats, no pleats, suede?

I'm not done.
Chinos, linen, wool?

Ah, you forgot athleisure.

No, I didn't.

Well, why don't you
narrow it down for us.

What's the occasion?

Oh!

See, I told you. I don't
have anything to wear.

Yes, you do.

You just need some help
putting everything together.

Thank you guys so
much for coming over.

What are friends for?

Wish me luck.

You got this.

Okay. What do you
think about this?

It makes me wanna
dance. I kinda like it.

- Ooh.
- Oh.

- Bit disco.
- Bit much.

Business casual.

Ah... bit too business.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

It's a bit vanilla.

What about this one?

- Not...
- No, no. It's just...

No?

Not you! Not you. Next.

Yes.

Is this the one?

Yes, you look perfect.
Doesn't she look perfect?

Mmm. You look perfect.

How are you so good at this?

I don't know.

I've just always been
good at styling people.

I would kill to do a before
and after right now...

but I won't.

I'm proud of you.

So, you ready?

No, I am not. But
I'm going anyway.

- Yeah.
- Yes, you are.

I can do this.

Did I tell you how great
you look this evening?

You have, multiple times.
But I won't stop you.

Okay good, because...

have I told you how great
you look this evening?

I was gonna wear my
breakfast pajama pants

and then I just thought,

you know what that might
be a little too dressy.

A little too dressy, yeah.

- Hi.
- Welcome.

Thank you so much.

There you are.

Can I start you
all with a drink?

I will have a soda
water with lime, please.

I was gonna get a glass
of the rainy day red

and I thought you
might want some.

Do you want a glass of that?

Oh, I would, but I had too
much to drink yesterday. So...

Okay, so just the one.

Sounds good. Coming right up.

Too much to drink on a Monday?

The Field Day planning committee

went day drinking downtown.

Whoo!

No, you didn't.

- Oh, we did.
- You didn't.

- It was something else.
- Wow.

So, the PTO is a lot of fun.

Mmhmm. Except that I'm
starting to realize that fun

actually just means it's gonna
take me a week to recover.

Speaking of, ah,
getting older...

I, uh, I killed my knees

teaching volleyball
this morning.

I have a great menthol
ointment for that.

I just said ointment on a date.

You said it twice, actually.
You said ointment twice.

Oh, no. I don't
know how I did that.

- Oh, sorry.
- It's okay.

I normally have my
phone turned off.

Is everything alright?

Yes.

My sister just wants to know

if I can take Piper
this weekend for her.

I think it's great you spend
that much time together.

I try to take her
as much as I can

just to kinda keep her mind
off her parents' divorce.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

It's been really
hard on all of them.

I know a couple people who
have been through that,

it's brutal.

They were so happy
at their wedding.

They were the last ones I
ever thought would split up.

I don't think anyone goes in

thinking something
will go wrong.

No. But it always seems to.

It's like, everything's fine

and then, bam... wall of corn.

Blindsided.

Is that what happened to you?

Couple years ago.
Everything was perfect.

And then it was a week before

I was gonna propose and...

She broke my heart.

Her loss.

It didn't feel
like it at the time

but it's definitely
for the best.

You know, 'cause I don't think

I know anyone who's
truly happily married.

My parents are.

And I was.

Sorry, I don't know why
I said that. That was...

It's okay. I would
rather talk about it.

The avoiding... that's
the part I can't stand.

If you don't mind me asking...

how did he pass?

Uh... he had a headache and
we found out it was cancer

and a few weeks
later... he was gone.

Sometimes it feels
like it was yesterday

and other times like it
was a million years ago.

Wow. Talk about
being blindsided.

I can't imagine
going through that.

I hope you never have to.

It's scary to think about

opening myself up to
that kind of pain again.

Or at all.

Did we just talk ourselves out
of this being any kind of date?

I think we did.

In fact, I think we
just set the record

for the world's worst first date
ever on the planet of humans.

Oh no, how did we do that?

Oh, goodness.

Well, do we still eat?

Yes, we still eat.

- We can stay?
- We can stay.

I don't think they're gonna
kick us outta here, so...

So, how does one say good night

at the end of the
worst first date ever?

Well, uh, we're
still friends, right?

- I suppose so.
- Mmhmm.

Yes.

Okay. So, how about a
handshake or high five?

What about as fist bump?

- Good night.
- Good night.

How was your date?

Well, turns out it wasn't
really a date after all?

What happened, did he upset you?

Okay. Where does he live?

No Dad, it wasn't like that.

He's just... he's not
ready and neither am I.

You talked yourself
out of it, didn't you?

I started talking about
Nate and what happened

and I can't go
through that again.

So... it's easier this way.

I'm gonna go home and get it.

Hey Mom. Did you
forget something?

No.

But... I have
something for you.

What is it?

You know those videos
Nate made for everybody

before he passed?

Of course.

There's one you
haven't seen yet.

What? Why?

He didn't want us to give it to
you unless you seemed... stuck.

I was just thinking that...

I wish I could talk
to him tonight.

Everything happens for
a reason, sweetheart.

I'll leave you to it.

And, um... open that after.

Okay.

Hey Jenny.

Now I... I know you're
crying right now

but you don't have to, okay?

Heaven is awesome. They
got all you can eat sushi.

My dog Pepper from when
I was a kid is here.

I had hoped to hang out with
Shakespeare or Hemingway,

you know, but, uh... you
should see the line-ups.

Very popular.

Here's the thing.

I died. You didn't.

And I want you to live.

Laugh... and love.

I hate those signs.

I know how much you
hate those signs.

But that one's got
a point. You know?

It's okay to move on.

Do you hear me, Jen?
That's what I want for you.

I want you to be happy.

Not scared.

So, go... get out there.

Or I will haunt you.

Move your car keys
all around the house,

you'll never find them.

Okay?

Okay.

I hope that was a yes.

I love you so much.

I love you.

Live. Laugh. Love.

You don't have to put this up.

But I had to finish the joke.

Thank you.

Wait. So... last night you told
Dan you didn't wanna date him.

But now you do.

Right.

So what changed your mind?

Let's just say I got a sign.

But I'm not sure
I should tell him.

Why not?

Because he's not... he's
not really ready either.

Can I... can I just talk
to you for a second alone?

Sure.

What's up?

Head's up!

Wow.

That was a... that
was a lucky catch.

No, that was not lucky.

You're amazing and you're just
gonna have to deal with that.

Yeah, I don't know what kinda
dummy would talk himself

out of dating someone
like you, but...

Well, I think because I like
you so much I got nervous.

I like you too.

You like me?

Yeah.

'Kay.

Well... um... I wanted
to let you know,

if you wanted to try
a second first date,

I... I wouldn't say no.

You have no idea how happy
that makes me feel 'cause...

What?

Did you give her kid a
bad grade or something?

No, I did not.

What was that about?

Suzanne asked me on
a date last year.

Did you go?

No, I didn't go.
She's... awful.

- Right?
- Yeah.

I know.

No, I told her that I have this
rule against dating parents.

Kelly mentioned that too.

Then you popped into
my life and I...

I threw that rule
right out the window.

You know, last night
you made this decision

really easy for me, and now...

I just made it a lot
more complicated.

Yeah, you did, really
make it complicated.

I did do that.

You're new here,
you're making friends

and the last thing I want

is for you to get caught in
Suzanne's crosshairs, I mean...

look what happened to Kelly.

- Ah, yes.
- Yeah.

What happened to Kelly?

You don't know?

Really?

Suzanne and Kelly
were best friends...

and then Suzanne's kid stole
something from another kid,

blamed Jordan, and of course
Kelly stood up for her daughter,

but Suzanne just, like...
dropped her from the circle.

She was instantly an outsider.

I know what that feels like.

To get blindsided like that.

You know, maybe that's

why she's always trying
to make friends online.

She can't really get hurt.

She just doesn't let people in.

Okay, that's it there.

I think I've been doing
that a little bit here too

with friends and... with us.

So... now what?

Now, I help my friends

make this the best Field Day
this school has ever seen.

Great.

- And for the record...
- Yeah?

I'd rather deal with
a thousand Suzanne's

than wonder what
might've been... with us.

We only have two more
days left, ladies.

Maybe it's time I start
rounding up the interns.

Ugh. This is so embarrassing.

This is gonna be a
disaster, like always.

No, it's not.

We all need to forget about
what happened in the past.

What matters now is
that we find a way

to make this work together.

Oh... hi sweetheart. Shouldn't
you be going to class?

Yeah. But, uh, Mom, they're
making fun of Field Day.

Who is?

Excuse me, ladies.

Hi. Hi there. Uh,
quick discussion.

We're just about to start
our event committee meeting.

And we're about to have a Field
Day without any volunteers.

Are you really not gonna
help out with a PTO event

because someone here
has a problem with me?

This isn't about me. This
isn't about any of us.

This is about your kids.

I mean, what are
we even doing here?

We're supposed to be
the adults in the room

and you're all acting like
you're in middle school.

So grow up and help
out. Okay? Thank you.

That was amazing!

I am very impressed.

I... I probably just
made things worse.

Don't be so sure.

I don't believe it. Look!

You did it.

We did it!

Yes!

Of course you made
a selfie station.

It's not for me.
It's for the kids.

I'm just there to supervise.

Guys, the tree top adventure
guy's been here for an hour.

Why isn't he set up yet?

Uh... I'm gonna
go talk to him.

Hi Marcus. Hi. Um... why
aren't you setting up?

There's rain in the forecast.

Can't set up until we're
sure of staying dry.

It's a liability thing.

Marcus, I checked the weather
app first thing this morning

and it says there's only
a 20 percent chance.

I mean, that's basically zero.

Mine says... 40 percent

- Oh, it does say that.
- Oh.

Okay, but the... it says
"slight" which is nothing.

- I gotta wait.
- It's nothing.

Okay, I'm gonna need
cotton candy now.

Nice work, ladies!

Hey there.

Hey!

So, uh... guess what
teacher won the contest

to be in the dunk tank?

I hope it's not Mr. Carpenter.
His toupee is barely holding on.

You know, the key is to
actually use superglue.

It doesn't budge that way.

- Is that what you do?
- Yeah.

- That's your secret?
- That's my secret.

Don't tell anyone.

So what do we think,
is it gonna rain today?

It's not gonna rain.
It's not gonna rain!

It's not gonna rain!
It's not gonna rain!

Seriously?

Everyone! Call as
many people as you can

and get them to bring their
pop-up canopies to the field.

We can still salvage this.

That's a great idea.
Everyone has one of those.

I don't have one of those.

Oh, you will.

Everyone succumbs to the pop-up
peer pressure eventually.

If we can get enough,
it could actually work!

There's nothing stopping us now!

Why are the sprinklers on?

No, no, no, no, no.
This can't be happening!

Someone turn off the sprinklers!

Well, I would if I knew how.

Can you please
find the custodian?

Thank you so much.

It's just one thing
after another.

You know what we
are? We're cursed.

I don't know what to do.

Okay, everybody just get
everything off the field!

It's only water, people.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

It's just water.

It's 100 percent now.

We've got that, Marcus.

Understood, Marcus.

What do you mean you can't
turn off the sprinklers?

You're the guy with the keys.

Don't you have the 'zzz
zzz' thing on your belt?

I'm just the sub today. My
belt doesn't even 'zzz'.

I'm waiting to hear
from Jimmy about the key

for the main controller.

Why aren't the
sprinklers off yet?

I'm working on it, okay lady?

I knew I should've
stayed retired.

Find something to
do, the wife said.

You can't just sit
around all day, she said.

- That's Jimmy.
- Ooh!

Just hang tight.

Okay. He'll be here in
an hour with the key.

An hour? We don't
have an hour.

Can't you just shut off the
main water supply to the school?

There's about a million reasons
why we can't do that, ma'am.

But it wouldn't...

What are we gonna do?

Maybe Dan has a key. He's
always using the field.

Great idea.

Still no keys.

How many stopwatches
does one man need?

Those are the PE
teachers' Rolex,

thank you very much.

This receipt is from
a different decade.

Okay, this is the kinda stuff
you're not really supposed

to see until we've been
dating for at least a year.

I like your optimism.

Yeah.

You've had so much upheaval
in your life and I just...

I don't wanna be
the cause of more.

We can't keep
changing our minds.

I know, I'm just...

Look, I'm really trying
to do what's best for you.

This isn't about me.

You've convinced yourself
that nothing like this

ever works out.

You're the one who
said no one ever thinks

anything goes wrong
but it always seems to.

And what if this is the same?

- I guess we'll never find out.
- Ok.

Nothing to see here, ladies.

Great job, guys. Keep it up!

Hey. Did Dan have the keys?

Why did I go to
that PTO meeting?

If I had just gone
straight home,

none of this would've happened.

Yeah, well nobody forced
you to put your name down

on that sign-up sheet.

I didn't really know what
I was signing up for.

I was on a call.

Really, Kelly? We're
still doing that.

I didn't say anything.

You didn't have to.

It's the same thing you
did when you guilted me

into staying on this
committee in the first place.

Guys, this is the worst.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Well, I'm sorry you both have
had a negative experience.

I'm sorry.

I don't know what came over me.

Hey Kelly? We're sorry.

You did everything you could.

It's just not fair,
we were so close.

I just can't believe that
I let Lucy down again.

It's not your fault.

I let everyone down,
including myself.

Okay no. No, no, no, no,
no. This is not happening.

Oh, clearly.

We've come too far
to just give up.

Look around, we can't
do anything out here.

Well then we'll just
move it all indoors.

We only have an hour,
Jen. That's impossible.

Not to mention that nothing
we planned works inside.

Then we're gonna find
something that will.

Come on!

Okay.

Okay. So, this is
my inventory list

of all of the equipment
we have on hand.

We need to think of fun
activities we can do indoors

using only these things.

Oh fun, like an elementary
school Apollo 13.

Exactly.

I didn't see that movie.

Oh, you can come and
watch it with us.

Movie night.

Ooh! I'd like that.

Great. I'll get everything
out of the storage closet.

Great.

Okay. So... basketball.

Can I do the cake?
Can I do the cake?

- Yes, you can do the cake.
- Cake walk.

What about rope for tug of war?

Who wants to be in-

- I could do that.
- Tug of war.

Oh wow, the sun's out.

Okay. I think this
is gonna work.

Kelly, do your thing.

Okay, everyone...
just pick one activity

and get it going.

Just pick a spot on Jen's
floor plan and make it happen.

Alright.

Hey. Uh... did Dan say if
the dunk tank was still a go?

Uh, you or Marissa could ask?

Well, why not you?
What happened?

It's just not the right time.

Seriously?

I have never met someone
who's broken up twice

before even getting together.

Make up your mind.

I did. He's the one
who pulled back.

He saw how bad the
gossip could get.

Because of what
Suzanne did to me?

We just have to make sure
that none of the games...

He's a good man, Jen. He's
just trying to protect you.

Or he's trying to
protect himself.

You've already
flip-flopped twice.

Might as well go
for the hat trick.

Okay.

- We need to focus on
Field Day, - Mmhmm.

We have a lot of work to do.

Oh! Kevin is on his way to
help. Why don't you call Tim?

No, no, no. Absolutely not.

Why?

Because he already
does everything

when it comes to school.

This was supposed to be
my one thing with Lucy

and if he does this too then
what does that say about me?

It says you did
everything in your power

to do this on your own

and sometimes you have
to do the hardest thing

and admit you can't do it all.

None of us can.
And that's okay.

You know...

for someone who didn't want
to make any friends here,

you are doing a terrible job.

Thank you, thank you very much.

I'm okay with that.

Hi babe, it's me. Uh...
I need a little help.

Looks like you might
actually pull this one off.

Looks like it.

And, uh... thank you
for all of your help.

Oh... I didn't... I
didn't really do anything.

Oh, I know.

You know, it's funny.

There's a rumor going
around that you're the one

who turned on the sprinklers.

What? I... I had
nothing to do with it!

Well, everyone's
talking about it.

Tell me where you heard it.

I really can't say.

It's not fun being on
the receiving end, is it?

Kell... look at
this, look at this.

Okay. All these posts that
you were so worried about?

People love them.

You have your own
hashtag right now.

It's humiliating.

No. It's real.

If you wanna be an influencer,

maybe this is what you're
meant to show people.

It's fine to be real and honest

and let yourself go and
just... be who you are.

After all, that's the
woman I fell in love with.

Wow. I kinda love her too.

And I love you.

Come here.

Oh, look who it is.

Oh...

Hey you. You having fun?

You having fun, yeah?

Listen. If you need me to
take over... I'm happy to.

Who said I'm going anywhere?

The office called the
house looking for you.

I'm assuming they found you?

I wouldn't know, I turned
my phone on silent.

Well, it sounded important.

Are you sure you don't
need to check in?

Not as important as this.

Hey.

Hey. You guys did an
incredible job, seriously.

It looks wonderful in there.

Thank you. I'm very glad we
got to keep this dunk tank.

And, of course, you're the first one
in line after... everything I did.

I'm not mad at you, Dan.

- No?
- No.

I know I can't talk you into
something that you're not ready for.

But I am done being afraid
of what might happen.

If the past two years
have taught me anything

it's that all we
have is right now.

You're right. I was
trying to protect you

and sometimes I just
get in my own way

and I begin overthinking and...

I'm sorry that I
pushed you away.

We've been here twice before.

Third time's a charm?

Are you sure you're not worried
something's going to go wrong?

Nope. Never felt better.

Oh!

Hi.

We did it. Field Day is a hit!

I can't believe that we
actually pulled it off.

I can. We're awesome.

Hey, you okay?

I just feel so terrible
that I ever made you feel

like you weren't as good
of a mom as anyone else

because you worked.

It wasn't fair.

I've never seen anyone
work harder for her family.

Thank you.

And I'm sorry that I made
fun of your social media.

I think you can
actually help people

if you do what Kevin said
and just keep being real.

Thanks.

But I think I'm just
gonna take a break

from being everyone's
best mom friend

and just try to be a
good one in real life.

So no more posts
about my pajama pants?

Well, if it weren't for those,

we would not all
be standing here.

That's true. It's true.

You know, as happy as I am
that Field Day worked out...

being with the both of you...
it's been the best part.

Aww.

This is the last thing
I thought I wanted

but turns out it's
what I needed the most.

I knew eventually Field
Day would make me cry.

So, we're still gonna hang
out after today, right?

Of course.

Yes. But we are not gonna
talk about the PTO, right?

Oh, do not worry ladies,
we are one and done.

We... we... that is it.

I don't know.

It was really fun hanging
out with Lucy at school.

Well, you could be a
co-room mom with me.

Job description?

Well, it does involve bringing
in a lot of store-baked goods.

Ooh, our specialty.
I'm in. Okay.

And what about you?

What are you gonna do
with all your spare time

now that Field Day's over?

Here you go. Okay.

Okay. Another shot.

Oh, there you go.

Can't get 'em all. Let me
show you how it's done.

I'm gonna unpack.

Oh... oh no.

What? No. No more 'oh no's'.

We are at our 'oh no'
maximum for this year.

What is wrong, Marissa?

I forgot one more thing that
I saved from the sprinklers.

Come.

Can't have a day like this
without taking a photo.

Okay.

Hey.

Hey.

I, um... didn't have you
pegged as a selfie type.

- Really?
- Mmhmm.

Oh. Well, it's a
big day, you know,

I thought I'd make an exception.

Field Day is a huge success.

Yes.

But... that's not what
I'm talking about.

It's also the day I realized...

I'm falling in love.

Who's the lucky girl?

Her name is Jen.

Just Jen? No nicknames?

No. Just...

Jen.

Beautiful...

Smart...

Kind...

Intelligent...

Sexy... incredible...

It's kinda long.

Well, we got time
to figure it out.

You have to look at
the camera, you two.

Great timing you guys.

- Mom!
- Hi.

- You look so happy.
- I am.

Okay, everyone.

- Let's get everyone.
- Alright.

- We need a picture.
- Come on!

Guys.

Alright, you ready?

Let's say... Field Day!

Field Day!