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♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ♪

♪ Staightnin' the curves ♪

♪ Flatnin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fighting the system like a two modern day Robin Hood ♪♪

That's the Dukes doing some fancy tire tickling.

No, they ain't playing tag, they're going to work.

Yup, that's what I said, work.

For Miz Tisdale, who runs the post office and a cab company.

Once a year, Miz Tisdale goes to visit her mama

out in the country.

And Daisy always fills in for her at the post office..

While Bo and Luke run the Hazzard Cab Company.

Hey, Miz Tisdale.

The Dukes reporting for duty, ma'am.

Nobody's reporting for nothin' till nobody takes a number

and identifies himself.

- Yes, ma'am. - Yeah, okay.

Number one?

Yes, ma'am, that's me, Miz Tisdale.

Identification, please.

Yes, ma'am, Daisy Duke.

Daisy, these are the rules. Everybody abides by them.

Even Uncle Jesse, God bless him.

You got some instructions for me, Miz Tisdale?

Number two. Luke Duke.

I know you're all gonna do a fine job.

After all, Uncle Jesse did raise you.

Yes, ma'am. We wouldn't let you down.

Bo Duke, ma'am. Number three.

Identification.

- Come on, Bo. - Number three.

Okay.

'Let me help you, ma'am.'

Let me get that for you.

- Here you go. - Thank you, children.

- For helping out. - Yeah.

-Goodbye, kids -Bye, Miz Tisdale.

Have a good time.

What's the matter?

Ain't you all ever seen a lady wearing a crash helmet?

Well, look at that.

Boss got himself a hibachi.

Which is a barbecue, Japanese style.

So, he must be fixing to make himself some chitlins teriyaki.

And in concluding these remarks, let me just say..

That either your road revenue goes up..

Or your paychecks are coming down.

Buzzard on a buzz saw, Cousin Boss.

What if nobody's breaking the law?

Cletus, every single person driving a car

is breaking the law..

Has broken the law, will break the law..

Or is thinking of breaking the law.

Sheriff Coltrane, are we boring you over here?

No, Boss, 'cause we're not listening.

Flash and me, we found two suspects here..

That stole a $100,000 gold certificate.

Yeah, but I'm talking about something important. Money.

We're talking about money. We're talking about reward.

If these fugitives come over here, near Hazzard County...

Rosco, those suspects got as much chance

of showing up in Hazzard County, with that gold certificate

as you have of staying in that chair another two seconds.

Now go!

Anyway, we can't stand the smoke.

Come on.

Oh, look what you've done!

Here, Boss.

Oh!

- Go, go, will you? - Come on.

We got more important things to do.

We're not firefighters anyway.

If things in Hazzard are going right

then old Boss is wrong.

And them gold certificates will show up

sure as grits are groceries.

J.J., why don't you slow down a little bit?

I'd like to be rich in this life, not the next one.

They're gonna be having posters out on us soon.

Sooner us and that gold certificate

gets out of the state, the better. Put it away.

What did I tell you?

It don't matter none if there ain't been

a call for a taxi in Hazzard..

Since gas was 30 cents and Daisy was queen of the prom.

But when Miz Tisdale got the cab charter..

She signed a paper promising to

own and operate that cab service..

Business or not.

How come y'all are cleaning it up? Nobody ever ride in it.

I can hardly stand to look at it.

Cooter, the back seat in this thing is all messed up.

You reckon you can take it and get it fixed so people can sit?

Yeah. Drop it down at the station.

I'll steam-clean it and take it to Uncle Charlie.

He'll re-upholster it for you.

Do me a favor though, will you?

Get everything that wiggles, crawls, or bites out of there.

- Yeah, sure. - Adios.

Nobody would figure to find a speed trap on a dirt road.

Except in Hazzard.

Cletus is the trap.

I told you to slow down, J.J.

Now you've done picked up the local law.

It's only temporary. Put that away.

If he catches us with this gold certificate

then we'll be in lots of trouble.

Put your home address on that envelope and stamp it.

Maybe we can get to a mailbox before he gets to us.

Construction site. Ha! Got them boxed, now.

I'll get these two and get my raise, or my name is..

Mud.

That's good driving.

Look out!

Well, looks like you got off pretty lucky..

Considering you was on the wrong side of the road.

Our radiator didn't get off all that lucky.

You got yourself a customer, if you want.

Reckon you could fix it?

I could fix anything but I already got myself a customer.

I'll pick you up on the way back, could be a while.

Is there any way to get to town?

Come to think of it, there is.

I'll call you a V cab.

She's all dressed up, no place to go.

Breaker 1, I might be crazy but I ain't dumb.

Crazy Cooter coming at you, anybody home

at the Hazzard Cab Company? Come on.

Yeah, Crazy C, we got you.

We got that thing running smoother

than 10-year-old 'shine.

That's a good thing. You won't believe this, I got you a fare.

Couple of dudes out here on Shady Lane..

About a half mile east of Orchard Way.

And they look like real big tippers. I'm gone.

I've never known Cooter to drink on the job before.

- He sounded sober to me. - Let's go.

It's been years. We ain't never had a fare before.

They ought to be here in no time.

Get the envelope.

Hi, Diane.

Daisy?

Thought I'd stop by and see how you was getting on.

Kindly take a number, sir.

In case you got trouble with your eyes, I ain't a sir.

I'm your Uncle Jesse.

Nobody is anybody until that nobody takes a number. Now?

You know, If you keep imitating Miz Tisdale..

You're gonna be the first old maid in the Duke family tree.

Alright.

There's my number.

And there's my ID, right there.

Driver's license, Hazzard County, Jesse Duke.

Can I help you?

- Can I take you to lunch? - Yes.

Hey, look up there.

Alright, this is gonna be a day to remember.

Good morning, gentlemen.

And where can we take you this fine day?

You could take us to town if you got one in here.

- Yes, sir. We got a town. - Yup.

Come on. Get right in, sir.

Sorry about that rear seat. We're planning to get it fixed.

Hang on.

And the intrepid Cletus speed trap strikes again.

If he don't get something soon

he'll have to hang around the roller rink.

There's $20 for you, if you lose him.

Save your money.

What my cousin's trying to say is we'll lose him

but it's on the house.

It's a little game we play, just hold tight.

Say, you all in trouble?

You might say that, with our wives.

We stayed over a day at the convention.

It looks like they're gaining on us.

I hate to say it, Bo.

But this darn thing ain't gonna outrun him.

If we can make it to Duggan's Dump

I bet we still got a fighting chance.

And there's Duggan's Dump.

That ought to even things up with Boss.

That's kind of a dirty trick to play on Cletus.

Yeah we should have saved that one for Roscoe, huh?

Oh, good, good!

Oh, I love it. I love it.

This will be a doozy. Write this up, here.

Let's see.

Truck.

That'll be 50, on the nose.

My cousin's talking cents. No pun intended.

Pay the man.

Go on with it.

Stop it.

Alright, you two, out. You two, just stay put.

You think he made us?

I'm not about to take any chances. Give me the envelope.

Don't you threaten me.

Do I know you two?

No, sir. It's our first time in Hazzard.

Of course I don't.

I know every face in Hazzard County and you're none of them.

Alright. Get on your way.

I've got business with these two jokers.

Alright, you two ruffians, get out of there. I'm serious.

I like that horn.

Don't crowd me, don't crowd me.

I'm writing you a citation here.

Let's see what we got here. Okay.

Driving with a license plate as old as you are.

There's no plate at all there.

And you got windshield wipers that don't work.

- The wipers work fine. - It's your word against mine.

I've done run out of these citations.

I'm gonna get some more.

What's the matter, ain't you got enough on us?

Are you kidding me? When I get through giving you citations..

This sheriff's gonna have writer's cramp.

I love it. I love it.

Funny guy.

By the time he's finished with all that

we'll be as old and senile as he is.

Let's not give him a chance. Let's slide out of here easy.

We can bring that seat to Cooter, like we promised.

Those guys just drove off with all our goods.

Relax, man. The way that sheriff was eyeballing us...

that certificate is safer where it's at.

When our car's ready, we'll go pick it up.

- Ready? Go. - I got it.

Y'all do remember what's in the back seat, don't you?

Not in here. Flash, help me find that.

If you're looking for your brains, they're out to lunch.

And dinner..

And breakfast tomorrow.

Listen, Boss. I'll tell you one thing.

Those Duke boys are sneaky.

But I've seen those two fellas before.

Yeah, you've seen them Dukes every day of your life.

Mostly from the rear.

No, I ain't talking about those piddly-addly Duke boys.

I'm talking about these two desperadoes

that stole that $100,000 gold certificate.

- You are? - I saw them today.

In the back of Miz Tisdale's cab and the Duke boys were driving.

- You sure? - Sure as I know my own name.

I was hoping you were surer than that, let me think about this.

Yeah, I got it.

Them two desperadoes, knowing there were posters out on them.

Was afraid of being caught with the certificates.

So they made arranged with their confederates, the Duke gang..

To meet them on the road and slip the certificate to them.

Listen, Boss, you don't have to worry about it

because Flash and me... we'll catch those desperadoes

and cuff them and stuff...

Forget all about them desperadoes.

What we gotta do is grab the Duke boys and that certificate.

Putting the former in the hoosegow

and redeeming the latter for personal gain.

I love that. I love that.

Rosco... the only thing standing between me

and a $100,000 gold certificate...

Is this big fat sandwich in your little fat mouth.

No! The Duke boys, you dodo.

We gotta find them before they hightail it out of town..

And cash that certificate themselves.

Stay here and guard, any body comes in here, show no mercy.

I told him to put it on the bill.

At this rate, we'll be in debtor's prison

by the time Miz Tisdale gets back.

You're going to prison, alright.

Till you're old enough to be Uncle Jesse's uncle.

- For an illegal exterior horn? - Or not having a license plate?

Grand theft.

Alright, you two. Where's that gold certificate?

- What gold certificate? - As if you didn't know.

I guess we're gonna have to do it the hard way. Alright.

Y'all realize this happened

because Miz Tisdale is visiting her mama?

- Watch out. - Alright, move it out here.

- Alright. - Get on.

Move it.

Wait a minute, now wait a minute.

Do you know what you're doing?

Are you kidding? Didn't I get straight "A's"..

In that correspondence course in interrogation?

- You did? - Yeah.

Then what's the lamp for?

In lesson one, it tells you that a bright light

in the eyes will break any man's will.

As long as you don't break something of your own.

Alright, you two.

I'm giving you a last chance to confess.

Tell me where you got those gold certificates

that those guys slipped you.

Rosco, we got no idea what you're talking about.

That's a naughty-naughty. Now you're not cooperating.

You can't say I didn't give you a warning.

Alright. Now I'm gonna get tough. Boss, here.

You guard them while I go get something.

- Where you going? - I'll be right back.

Alright. Don't move, now.

He'll be right back.

Now y'all watch real close.

First off, a gold certificate falls out.

Then, Cooter drops his mail.

You all know what's gonna happen, don't you?

It's happening.

Cooter figures the gold certificate letter is his mail.

I've done that, ain't you?

Alright, I want you to leave the room

'cause I don't want you to see me

giving them the second degree.

That's the third degree, isn't it?

The second degree is faster, you see.

Oh, I'm going, I'm going.

Now then, see..

You think you're messing with a kid?

I'm gonna turn off these lights.

Now, we'll just see.

Next, we'll plug it right in there.

There you are. Now, then.

Now, then we'll see.

Now!

This light will not move until you confess.

Alright, Rosco... tell me

Where was that certificate supposedly stolen from?

The Colonial City Trust Company.

The guys we brought into town stole it?

Now we're getting someplace.

Are you gonna tell me where that gold certificate is, or what?

Like we said before, we don't know.

You wanna play games? Okay.

We'll play games. You see this?

You want some of that, don't you?

You won't get any of that unless you confess.

I hate to break this to you, I ain't thirsty.

I don't care if you snivel, or crawl, or beg for a drop of..

Alright. Did they confess, now?

No, but they're on the breaking point. It's this water.

This is the coup de grace. This is great.

No! Freeze!

The Duke boys are getting away! Get them!

You got me by the ears!

Ah! Get away.

Go get them. Get them! Get them!

Stop! Freeze!

Thief!

Thief! Thief!

Come back here!

Thief! Stop that thief!

You, Sheriff?

- Of course, you dipstick. - You're a thief?

I'll knock you in the... Cletus, you just... take over.

I'm going in to get a shower before the fruit flies eat me.

Get your hands off the strawberry.

Lost Sheep to Shepherd, come back.

Be quiet.

That's alright.

This is Jesse.

Could you meet us down at Clear Pond, old still site number 7?

I'll be right over as soon as I finish here with Charlie.

- Rosco! - What?

Don't tell me you let those Duke boys get away from you.

- I let the Duke boys get away. - You told me.

It's just that...

You zip up them flapping lips of yours.

And listen to me for a change.

- Right. - Let me think.

We know that gold certificate had to be in that cab.

But the Duke boys didn't have it on them

when we interrogated them. You know why?

Unzip.

They chewed it up or swallowed it to get rid of the evidence.

Zip! No, you lame-brain. It's because they stashed it.

The question is, where?

Where? Where?

That's it! Why didn't I think of it?

They stashed it in their cab. You know why?

- Unzip. - No.

Because they didn't wanna have it on their person, that's why.

Alright, listen. I want you to get hold of Cletus..

And you take that cab over to the police garage

and start stripping it.

But Boss..

Isn't the police garage a little public?

- I mean stripping that cab. - Oh.

Till you find the gold certificate.

Seems like the cab's out on call.

Maybe that Cooter dude could help us locate them.

Appears to me you boys got yourselves..

A bobcat by the whiskers at feeding time.

We're just gonna have to figure out some way..

To clear yourselves.

The only way is to get hold of them two before they leave town.

And get them to confess and clear ourselves.

And get them to turn over that gold certificate.

How're you gonna do that?

We ain't quite got that worked out yet.

I hope you're thinking, Luke.

Now, ain't that a nice way to solve problems?

That's why our folks in Hazzard stay so healthy.

♪ ...broke into screen.. ♪♪

Hey, buddy.

Hey, you all. Sorry, she ain't quite ready yet...

I wonder if you can help us, we're looking for the cab.

It ain't at the hack stand.

The only cab in town got impounded

a while ago by Sheriff Rosco.

Except the back seat, which is at Uncle Charlie's Upholstery.

Come to think of it, good buddy..

Our back seat here could use a little fixing.

Where could we find this Uncle Charlie?

Can't miss it, right across the square.

Up the alley, there it'll be.

- Thank you, we appreciate it. - Thanks a lot, buddy.

Y'all take it easy.

Alright, alright, alright! What you got, dodo?

I'll tell you what I got. A pain in my back.

Excuse me, Cletus. I was talking to your superior dodo.

Yes, sir.

Listen, Boss. That gold certificate is not in that cab.

- It ain't? - No.

- Are you sure? - I'd stake my reputation on it.

Well, that don't impress me none.

You searched every itty-bitty part of this here cab?

I searched every itty-bitty part of it. It ain't in there.

- Maybe it's in the back seat. - Didn't you look there?

- It's not there. - It ain't?

- It's over at Cooter's garage. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then that's where they stashed it.

Come on. We gotta get our hands on that back seat

before Cooter gets his hands on the certificate.

Boss, what are we gonna do about the cab?

Put it back together again the way it was.

Put it back together the way it was.

Okay, when we get into town, take that side street

and park behind the church.

- Alright. - We'll get to Cooter's on foot.

Don't do nothing to rouse Cooter's suspicion, act casual.

Listen, "Casual" is my middle name.

Wipe the grease off your face, will you?

Not on my..

Alright, Cooter.

Cooter, listen. Now, where is that cab's back seat

that was standing in there but ain't standing in there no more.

Why you wanna know?

What Rosco means is... that seat is due

for its annual vehicular inspection.

- Yeah. - So where is it?

You wanna inspect that seat?

It's at Uncle Charlie's upholstery.

Uncle Charlie's Upholstery! Give me that!

Come on, let's go!

Now, just in case y'all forgot..

That $100,000 gold certificate..

Is in that brown envelope.

Hey, Cooter!

Hey, y'all. What's the deal?

You seen the guys we gave a ride in the cab?

They were just here, they went over to Uncle Charlie's.

What business do they have there?

When I told them I took the back seat of the cab over there.

They said their back seat needed work too.

Looked alright to me.

- The seats were alright? - Yeah.

Remember when Rosco ordered him out of the cab?

They must've stashed that certificate in the back seat!

- Gold certificate? - Thanks a lot, Cooter.

Yeah, sure, anytime.

Friends, we have just seen a perfect failure

to communicate.

If they'd just told Cooter that

the gold certificate was in the envelope.

Old Charlie knows what's happening but he ain't talking.

I got it, here it is.

Get down there.

Oh, Careful! Will you be careful. Quiet!

I know, but I don't want Uncle Charlie to hear.

This place is a mess.

Alright, we'll give him a citation later.

Now we gotta find that back seat cushion.

Would you be careful! Wait a minute.

- Here it is, isn't it? - What?

No, that ain't it. That could be..

Oh, hide! Hide.

Check over there.

Hey, Luke, ain't this it?

Yeah.

Sure looks like it.

- Rosco. - What?

- You hear that? - I heard that.

They got the certificate.

- Go on, go on! - What?

- Get them! - Freeze!

Freeze, everybody freeze.

- Don't anybody move! - Where are they?

There they are. Let me out! Where'd they went?

- Freeze. - Come on!

This way.

Freeze!

What're you doing there?

Well, it looks like things are fixing to come to a head.

- Alright, come on, let's go! - We'll take care of you later.

Move it! Go get them!

Hazzard sure is tough on strangers

till they get the hang of it.

Rosco, go! Come on, we need to get out of here!

Come on, get in there! Come get in the car.

We got them, Boss. This time, we got them!

Yeah, you bet!

Those kids must have that gold certificate. It sure ain't here.

Then we'll pick up our car and go get them.

- That fellow named... - Cooter.

He just might know where they live. Come on.

I bet when Charlie finally gets home

the grids are gonna be cold and old Bertha won't believe him.

Alright, Rosco, get Cletus out here, will you?

Okay.

Oh! Watch it!

Just drive, I'll do this.

Just, go on.

Cletus.

Where are you?

I'm here, Cousin Boss.

Where are you, Cletus?

Cletus, come in!

Come in, where are you, anyhow?

Yes sir, Cousin Boss.

- I'm here, you there? - No, no, no.

Here is here.

Not there and I want you here.

So you'll leave there and head here.

That's west on Slumber Lane.

- Okay. - You say "Over and out."

I'm going to!

Over and out.

You know, they're still in hot pursuit.

Let's cool them off some.

You got it!

Hang on.

- We'll make it! - No, you won't! Don't do that!

You'd think they'd learn.

Yeah, they'd tried jumping it enough.

Give me your hand.

I appreciate that.

They look like they're alright.

Let's put some distance in between us.

You got it!

What're we gonna do? I ain't good at swimming.

I'll tell you what you're gonna do.

You're gonna get on the CB... get a hold of Cletus..

And tell him to get a patrol car out here right away!

And then... I'm gonna show you how we're gonna get ashore.

Without you swimming a stroke.

And..

Without me getting wet.

- Now go do it. - I appreciate that.

Don't mention it. Go ahead.

Cletus..

Boss Hogg and I are down here on..

Frog Lake Pond, we're a little moist..

Would you hurry on down here?

Is that a 10-4? Come on.

Frog Lake Pond. Right, I'm going.

Alright, that'll be $20, $40, here's $60..

And $5.

I sure appreciate it.

Thank you. By the way..

Those two young cab drivers, do you know where to find them?

The Duke boys? Anywhere between here and Chicasaw County.

Anything I can do for you?

We left a letter in the back seat of the cab

and they might have found it.

You know, that might've got mixed up with my mail.

In which case, it's in the mailbox and in the post office.

- Thank you. - Y'all take it easy here.

Thanks a lot.

With that letter in the post office, we are in Fat City!

Maybe we ought to call home and alert them that it's on the way.

- Yeah, why don't you do that? - Alright.

Alright, Rosco.

- I'm sinking! - No, watch where you're going.

There, there. I told you.

- Boss? - Yeah?

I thought you said I wasn't gonna get wet.

I told you I was gonna get us ashore without you swimming.

And without me getting wet!

Well, you didn't mention the mud.

A little mud never hurt a grown man.

Luke, you got that look in your eyes again.

Bo, listen.

Them two dudes, Boss and Rosco are all chasing us, right?

Yeah.

Okay, that means one thing.

That they think we got the gold certificate.

Which we ain't got.

Which means it's still in the back seat of that cab!

You got it!

This here is Lost Sheep calling Crazy C, come back.

Crazy Cooter coming back at you, come on, Luke.

We think there might be something of special interest

hidden in the back seat. Can you check it out?

If you're referring to that letter

I'll tell you what I told them two dudes. I mailed it.

Thanks a lot, Crazy.

What is it?

- You're a mess. - I know that.

- Go wash up in the lake. - Watch my car.

Come on, let's take his.

There they are, it's the Dukes!

Come on, let's go after them.

And if you lose them and that gold certificate this time.

Your fat sister is gonna be needing

a black dress for your funeral.

Oh, well, black's pretty on fat people.

Yeah, come on! Come on!

Did you say "watch the car" or "wash the car"?

Ain't no point.

He ain't got no soap.

Bye-bye.

My wife says the cops have got the house under surveillance.

What're we gonna go now?

I'll tell you what we're gonna do now.

We're gonna get that letter back from the post office.

Meanwhile, Jesse came by the post office to relieve Daisy

so she could deliver the day's mail to the main branch

in Colonial City.

That little lady that just came in here...

You're gonna have to take a number

and show me some identification.

What can I do for you?

The little lady who just came in here, where did she go?

She took the mail up to Colonial City.

Does it every afternoon, 3:00.

- Where's Colonial... - Just three miles up.

The Highway 1 here and then to the top of the hill.

Now, Jesse couldn't help being curious.

If them boys wanted to mail something

that's what Uncle Sam's paying him for.

Ain't that kind of hard on tires?

- I'd say so. - Is Daisy still here?

No, she took the mail sack up to Colonial City.

There weren't two strangers here, where they?

Yeah, just here. They left looking for Daisy.

Are they the fellas who got you into this mess?

Yeah.

Daisy could be in trouble then.

- Not if we get to her first. - You reckon I should go along?

It's alright, we'll keep in touch.

Well, then..

- Rosco. - What?

You're letting them get too far ahead.

Not really. See, it's sort of a secret plan of mine.

I'm sort of luring those criminals

into a false sense of security.

- Come on, let's go! - Oh!

I hope Daisy's in range.

This is Lost Sheep calling Country Cousin, come back.

Country Cousin here.

If that's you Luke, I can't hardly hear you.

Okay.

- Daisy, you read me? - Affirmative.

I think you're in danger, there are two slickers on your tail.

No, they ain't Luke, they're here.

Get out.

You know, I just hate the thought of

sweet Daisy being in danger.

Harry Ray, you pick up that mail sack.

That's a federal offence, sir.

What're we gonna do about her?

We take her with us, in case someone decides to play hero.

Right over there, get in the middle.

Come on, let's go, get right in there. We'll get real cozy.

Daisy, you read me?

You don't think they hurt her, do you?

She can handle herself, can't she?

Hope so.

A fork in the road.

And somebody's got to decide something.

Where does that road lead to, little lady?

- That's Shoveltown. - Shoveltown, okay.

Few miles out of Shoveltown and we are across the state line.

I'll tell you one thing..

Them boys ain't never been to Shoveltown.

They must have her with them. Come on.

Get out of the way!

Watch it!

- I scuffed my vehicle again. - Yeah, isn't that something?

- I'll just put it down. - Yeah.

Put it down.

- Get it down. - It won't stay down.

Well, it will if you put a dead weight on it.

- What dead weight? - Get on it!

No!

Boss, wait, what are you gonna do there?

Boss, wait a minute now, Boss. Let's think about this.

Listen to me first. Boss!

Boss!

Is this really necessary?

They ain't crazy enough to head back to Colonial City.

Must mean they're headed toward Shoveltown.

If we cut across Grover's Gulch, we can pick up some time.

You got it.

What kind of a place is this Shoveltown, little lady?

Ain't no kind of place.

It's an old deserted mining town.

Good. No law to slow us down.

- You look great up there. - You're gonna scuff me.

Old Boss ain't lost his touch from driving moonshine.

Move, I can't see nothing. Will you move your head?

- Slow down just a little! - Just hold on tight.

You'll be okay.

Hang on!

Boss! You gotta stop.

Rosco, even as a dead weight you're a total loss.

Now get back on that hood, we're heading for Shoveltown.

Boss, it's those sudden stops that scuff me.

Watch it, will you? I can't get on there again.

Slow it down, now.

Now as you can see business in Shoveltown

has fallen off something terrible.

Now we know what happened to Daisy.

Yeah, looks like she's alright though.

You reckon they'll use them guns?

Stealing bonds is one thing

but shooting at people is something else. I hope.

- You ready? - Let's go.

Look out!

Sorry I asked, Cousin.

Listen, if you don't ask, you're never gonna learn nothing.

They ain't shooting back.

They're scared of hitting the girl.

The question is..

How're we gonna get over to Daisy?

I think the question's more

how is she gonna get back to us? Come on.

We can't stay here forever, good buddy.

- Cover me, I'll check around. - Where're you going?

To find me another spot, so I can get a better shot at them.

Oh, no, you stay right here!

Yeah, right here.

If there's some way I could draw their attention away from Daisy.

Got an idea.

Oh, no.

Get her!

Come on, Bo.

- Boss! You're going too fast! - Hang on!

Let's get to the barn!

If I can lay this there close enough to stun them

we can get that mail back.

Fire away, cuz.

Move it!

- Call the Colonial City police. - Okay.

Breaker, Breaker.

Colonial City Sheriff's Department, you read me?

- Luke, we gotta get in there. - Shoot.

You feeling strong, Cousin?

Yeah, let's go.

Where did they go?

- Wait till they ain't looking. - Alright.

Go!

Where did they go?

Do you see them?

Where are they?

Go.

I'm serious now!

Freeze!

Alright, freeze!

Boss! You cut that out, that's a federal offence.

- What're you doing? - What do you mean?

I'm just checking to make sure

nobody's cheating on their postage.

Boss!

There it is!

There it is, the gold certificate!

Oh, look at it!

It's a good thing them Colonial City police

that Daisy called showed up when they did.

Otherwise, Boss would've ended up

with that $100,000 gold certificate.

There's another one and another and that ought to do it!

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

And since the meter of Miz Tisdale's cab

was set in motion while Boss had it..

He had to make good on the fare.

It would've been cheaper to buy it.

So if y'all ever get a letter with a Hazzard postmark..

There's no telling what that letter went through..

To get to you.